This and that

blackfoot · Dec 23, 2009

GFlanagan3 said:
talk about too much time on your hands....

And not enough...oh, never mind. :001_rolle

GFlanagan3 said:
apparently they stole his coffee too

This cracks me up. We had a guy, several years ago, brought to the ER with a serving fork in his chest. Barely missed his heart. It was Thanksgiving. Him and his wife got into a fight and she stabbed him. He was laughing about it and said he won that fight. He said, I'll get stitched up and go home. That B**** is going to jail and now has a record."

GFlanagan3 said:
"happy young men in their mid-20s".....must RESIST URGE TO....COMMENT!!!!

You and me both! :lol:

Swampfox · Dec 23, 2009

This. Blake wants this for Christmas...er, Festivus.

Description:

Smell like there's no tomorrow

The word just came across the intercom - you're needed for the away team mission. It's your first; you better look and smell your best. So you break out your Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne - the galaxy's first cologne made especially for you. The first cologne made especially for all of those brave warriors who wear the color red and never return from the planet's surface. That's right, you're probably toast, but at least you'll smell good on the way out.
Scent of Fear

Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne is both silly and not all at once. Sure it's mocking all the poor extras who filled the role of cannon fodder for Kirk and his crew, but it also smells really dang nice too. Because sometimes you just need to smell your best, and Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne is a way to do it in style. And who knows, you might not just be an extra destined to die - you could very well be this week's guest star. See, it might not be all bad! Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne - because tomorrow may never come.

Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne

* Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come.
* Scent: Bright, clean and direct with top notes of green mandarin, bergamot and a hint of lavender (your hope), finishing with base notes of leather and grey musk (your smoldering shoes after you've been vaporized).

GFlanagan3 · Dec 23, 2009

blackfoot said:
This cracks me up. We had a guy, several years ago, brought to the ER with a serving fork in his chest. Barely missed his heart. It was Thanksgiving. Him and his wife got into a fight and she stabbed him. He was laughing about it and said he won that fight. He said, I'll get stitched up and go home. That B**** is going to jail and now has a record."

same sort of thing when I worked in the ED in the early 90's except not QUITE as dangerous. A guy comes in as a stabbing victim on Thanksgiving-we are all thinking..GREAT!- luckily it was his hand..seems he was reaching for the last piece and his brother wanted it. So now he has 2 neat serving fork puncture holes in his hand.Plus I think he'd had some 'wild turkey' cause he was feeling NO pain before anesthesia!

blackfoot · Dec 23, 2009

Swampfox said:
This. Blake wants this for Christmas...er, Festivus.

Description:

Smell like there's no tomorrow

The word just came across the intercom - you're needed for the away team mission. It's your first; you better look and smell your best. So you break out your Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne - the galaxy's first cologne made especially for you. The first cologne made especially for all of those brave warriors who wear the color red and never return from the planet's surface. That's right, you're probably toast, but at least you'll smell good on the way out.
Scent of Fear

Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne is both silly and not all at once. Sure it's mocking all the poor extras who filled the role of cannon fodder for Kirk and his crew, but it also smells really dang nice too. Because sometimes you just need to smell your best, and Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne is a way to do it in style. And who knows, you might not just be an extra destined to die - you could very well be this week's guest star. See, it might not be all bad! Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne - because tomorrow may never come.

Red Shirt Star Trek Cologne

* Smell like the future, because tomorrow may never come.
* Scent: Bright, clean and direct with top notes of green mandarin, bergamot and a hint of lavender (your hope), finishing with base notes of leather and grey musk (your smoldering shoes after you've been vaporized).

GFlanagan3 · Dec 23, 2009

These are good times for a man who can put 11 rattlesnakes in his mouth.

Jackie Bibby, "The Texas Snakeman," is one of the top contenders in the race for the decade's most amazing world records.

He set Guinness' snake-in-the-mouth record in 2001 and has also entered books by getting in a tub with 87 slithering reptiles.
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ok....WHAT possesed him to even TRY this?? and why would he keep it up?

GFlanagan3 · Dec 23, 2009

* Ashrita Furman, who's Guinness royalty, setting 245 random world records -- 101 of which he still holds -- including the fastest time to run a mile with a milk bottle balanced on his head.
* Suresh Joachim, who holds the world's longest Michael Jackson-inspired moonwalk at 30 miles, could pull off an upset.

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a few more people with more time than I have

blackfoot · Dec 23, 2009

Their parents must be so proud.

GFlanagan3 · Dec 23, 2009

blackfoot said:
Their parents must be so proud.

or in witness protection?

blackfoot · Dec 23, 2009

KERRVILLE, Texas -Prosecutors will review the case of a woman authorities claim has called 911 30 times over six months for non-emergency reasons, including a call to complain that her husband refused to eat his dinner. Last Friday, the woman allegedly made a pair of calls to 911, including a hang-up and another where a woman was heard screaming.
Police were dispatched to the residence and officer Paul Gonzales said police were told by her that "her husband did not want to eat his supper." A police report said the 53-year-old woman was also yelling "about things that happened two weeks ago."
The woman now faces charges of 911 abuse

GFlanagan3 · Dec 23, 2009

blackfoot said:
kerrville, texas -prosecutors will review the case of a woman authorities claim has called 911 30 times over six months for non-emergency reasons, including a call to complain that her husband refused to eat his dinner. Last friday, the woman allegedly made a pair of calls to 911, including a hang-up and another where a woman was heard screaming.
Police were dispatched to the residence and officer paul gonzales said police were told by her that "her husband did not want to eat his supper." a police report said the 53-year-old woman was also yelling "about things that happened two weeks ago."
the woman now faces charges of 911 abuse

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GFlanagan3 · Dec 23, 2009

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Bathroom Product Sale. I think Ryan has quite a sense of humor. Do you think anyone actually bought the Dove Intense Moisture Shampoo or the Mach 3 Razor. Mint condition on that last one, even though it was used for a week. Maybe he doesn't have much to shave.
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or doesn't know HOW to shave :001_tt2:

blackfoot · Dec 24, 2009

SPOKANE, Wash. -Spokane County Sheriff's said a 56-year-old man was so incensed at a $70 repair bill he was owed, he rammed his truck into a Spokane church. The Spokesman-Review reported that a parishioner of the Country Crossroads Church, was arrested on Tuesday after he slammed his truck into the church building and ransacked the inside.
The Sheriff's Office said the tirade was apparently over a $70 repair bill the church owned the suspect for electrical work he had done. The man allegedly smashed nearly window, television, computer and light fixture inside the church.
Pastor Dan Eubank said there was thousands of dollars in damage.
Eubank told the paper he tried to pay the man with a check, but he wouldn't take it and he became enraged he couldn't get the payment in cash.
The suspect was booked into the Spokane County Jail for investigation of second-degree burglary and malicious mischief.

GFlanagan3 · Dec 24, 2009

blackfoot said:
SPOKANE, Wash. -Spokane County Sheriff's said a 56-year-old man was so incensed at a $70 repair bill he was owed, he rammed his truck into a Spokane church. The Spokesman-Review reported that a parishioner of the Country Crossroads Church, was arrested on Tuesday after he slammed his truck into the church building and ransacked the inside.
The Sheriff's Office said the tirade was apparently over a $70 repair bill the church owned the suspect for electrical work he had done. The man allegedly smashed nearly window, television, computer and light fixture inside the church.
Pastor Dan Eubank said there was thousands of dollars in damage.
Eubank told the paper he tried to pay the man with a check, but he wouldn't take it and he became enraged he couldn't get the payment in cash.
The suspect was booked into the Spokane County Jail for investigation of second-degree burglary and malicious mischief.

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sounds like he needs to do more than repair the church...maybe go there some

GFlanagan3 · Dec 24, 2009

We know it's a recession and all, but come on, Santa. You can't just go around robbing banks because your elves need holiday bonuses.

Despite strong clues -- a red suit, a white beard, a reportedly "jovial" demeanor -- that suggest Tuesday's bank heist in Hermitage, Tenn., was the work of the real Kris Kringle, there are just as many factoids that lead us to believe that this bank robber was, in fact, a phony. The cool sunglasses, for one. Threats to "kill everyone," for another. Oh yeah, and that whole bank-robbing thing.

This sketchy Santa got the caper started by pulling a gun out of his bag, which we're pretty sure is usually full of toys, not weapons. He then demanded cash, and said that putting dye packs in with the bills would be grounds for murdering everybody.

Then, according to WKRN News, he cheerfully explained on his way out the door that he was off to "pay his elves," which we suspect is total crap. Everyone knows elves work for milk and cookies.

GFlanagan3 · Dec 24, 2009

f you ever doubted just how sinister Darth Vader is, look no further than Wall Street (ed :confused1

). Not only did Vader command the Death Star, wield the Dark Side of the Force and nearly single-handedly wipe out the Jedi from the galaxy, the man works in the stock exchange.

With an honor guard of Clone Troopers at hand, the Dark Lord of the Sith rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange and then, presumably, force-choked everyone in the room to death before picking their pockets and investing their money wisely.

Though Vader was on hand with R2D2 as representatives from LucasFilm, you have to wonder if it's a good sign in the current economy that one of the most recognizable villains in film history was ringing that bell.

blackfoot · Dec 24, 2009

GFlanagan3 said:
We know it's a recession and all, but come on, Santa. You can't just go around robbing banks because your elves need holiday bonuses.

Despite strong clues -- a red suit, a white beard, a reportedly "jovial" demeanor -- that suggest Tuesday's bank heist in Hermitage, Tenn., was the work of the real Kris Kringle, there are just as many factoids that lead us to believe that this bank robber was, in fact, a phony. The cool sunglasses, for one. Threats to "kill everyone," for another. Oh yeah, and that whole bank-robbing thing.

This sketchy Santa got the caper started by pulling a gun out of his bag, which we're pretty sure is usually full of toys, not weapons. He then demanded cash, and said that putting dye packs in with the bills would be grounds for murdering everybody.

Then, according to WKRN News, he cheerfully explained on his way out the door that he was off to "pay his elves," which we suspect is total crap. Everyone knows elves work for milk and cookies.

He has a good sense of humour. I like that. :thumbup:

I knew a police officer that said his partner and him had a game they played. When they pulled people over, if the person made them laugh, they wouldn't write a ticket. One night, they found a guy driving real slow with his door open. They pulled him over and asked what he was doing. He said he was drunk and he had his door open so he could see the line so he wouldn't be swerving. They laughed pretty hard and wanted to let the guy go, but just couldn't.

Swampfox · Dec 24, 2009

blackfoot said:

Don't laugh too hard. You can actually buy this from ThinkGeek.com (along with a lot of other cool stuff).

GFlanagan3 said:
ok....WHAT possesed him to even TRY this?? and why would he keep it up?

he's a snake handler!

Smokey Mountain Rattlesnake Retreat

Wendy Bagwell~Rattlesnake story

blackfoot · Dec 24, 2009

Swampfox said:
Don't laugh too hard. You can actually buy this from ThinkGeek.com (along with a lot of other cool stuff).

That is what is so funny! ThinkGeek is an awesome place!

Swampfox · Dec 24, 2009

blackfoot said:
That is what is so funny! ThinkGeek is an awesome place!

It is! My wife and I were looking at it last night, and drooling over some of the stuff. I need an annoy-a-tron and an evil-tron.

Can you hear me? :lol:

blackfoot · Dec 24, 2009

Swampfox said:
It is! My wife and I were looking at it last night, and drooling over some of the stuff. I need an annoy-a-tron and an evil-tron.

Can you hear me?

I need those too. :sneaky2:

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