SWMBO Quotes

**Scotto** · 12-18-2005, 07:53 AM

This morning I was shaving and my wife came in, looked at my shelf, and said "Are those brushes made out of rabbit hair?" I looked at her, confused. Then she said "Because they are multiplying!".

I guess my stealth brush buying isn't so stealthy after all.

Anyone else have some good quotes?

**Austin** · 12-18-2005, 07:54 AM

My wife stated, "Where am I going to put my toiletries"?

**rtaylor61** · 12-18-2005, 11:40 AM

My wife said, " ", oh, wait...I don't have a wife!

But, I do have two bathrooms!!!

Randy

**Austin** · 12-18-2005, 06:47 PM

Randy, you lucky SOB. I also have two bathrooms but only one belongs to me.

**Rik** · 12-18-2005, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by rtaylor61

I do have two bathrooms!!!

One for the str8ts and the other for the DEs.

**rtaylor61** · 12-18-2005, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Rik

One for the str8ts and the other for the DEs.

Damn fine idea! Better get to work!

Randy

**AlanL** · 07-29-2011, 10:07 AM

"Don't get him started."
—Her advice to house guests when the subject of shaving comes up.

**Obiwan** · 07-29-2011, 10:18 AM

At first I heard the "how many faces do you have" joke. Now she's given up and just expects packages when she brings in the mail.

**PozzSka** · 07-29-2011, 10:30 AM

Mine calls Badger&Blade "Bowel and Bladder" (B&B is an abbreviation used at our work for going to the bathroom).

**AABCDS** · 07-29-2011, 10:31 AM

"You are not allowed to have that many brushes." after showing her the picture below found here.

**August45th** · 07-29-2011, 10:44 AM

Though I am still new, I have heard "you are obsessed" more than a few times when the girlfriend sees me on here or looking at auctions on my iPad.

**LiveOak** · 07-29-2011, 11:13 AM

My wife said, "Honey, I fully support this wholesome hobby of yours. I encourage you to seek out more rare and expensive razors."

And then I woke up.

**noctilux** · 07-29-2011, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by AABCDS

i'd like to see a chart juxtaposing the cost of those and the current US debt.

v.

**thatsilverguy** · 07-29-2011, 11:31 AM

With a scowl she opens her mouth, looks in her shoe closet, closes her mouth, relaxes her face and says "I love you Honey".

BWIW!

**Go West Young Man** · 07-29-2011, 12:19 PM

Do eye rolling and exaggerated sighs count as comments?

**coyotewhisper** · 07-29-2011, 12:32 PM

I do not understand that we are doing this for them to look our best. To do requires tools to bring that about.

**aceinyerface** · 07-29-2011, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by Go West Young Man

Do eye rolling and exaggerated sighs count as comments?

No kidding. With all the $$$$$$$$$$ that gets spent on hair, nails, manicures/pedicures, MAKEUP!!!!, salt rubs, exfoliating whatevers, $10 bath bombs(that is $10 for ONE bath), a dozen flavors of shampoo, and lord knows whatever else she sneaks in under the radar, I get stink-eye'd for wanting to try out a few shaving products.

**mmcclimon** · 07-29-2011, 02:02 PM

My favorite is when she refers to the act of shaving as "Badger & Blading." As in "Oh, you're going to go badger and blade your face, huh? See you in half an hour."