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Now that's funny!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dcMjwnqQxOM&search=japan prank
I guess Ouch was right after all they really use that to do a big message on the toilet ! I better train my thighs .... poor Scotto he must have had a hard time there ?
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Wasn't that him in the last frames where they pulled the rug out from under him?
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Here's a great song for you to enjoy. Cigar anyone?
Ron....you I Loved This One....it's Worth To Hear Both Songs From His Website....
Mark The Shoeshine Boy
Mark The Shoeshine Boy
VERY IMPORTANT NEWS
> > --
> > At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to
> > be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while
> > in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a
> > calculator.
> > -
> > At a morning press conference, Attorney General Gonzales said he
> > believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is
> > being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
> > Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzales said. "They desire average
> > solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in
> > search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y'
> > and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they
> > belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
> > in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there
> > are 3 sides to every triangle'."
> > -
> > When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
> > wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
> > given us more fingers and toes."
> >
>
> > --
> > At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to
> > be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while
> > in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a
> > calculator.
> > -
> > At a morning press conference, Attorney General Gonzales said he
> > believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is
> > being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
> > Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzales said. "They desire average
> > solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in
> > search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y'
> > and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they
> > belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
> > in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there
> > are 3 sides to every triangle'."
> > -
> > When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
> > wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
> > given us more fingers and toes."
> >
>
Mark, that al-gebra joke is awesome!
A blonde woman suspects her husband of cheating on her with her best friend. She hires an private investigator to spy on them both.
A week later she contacts the private investigator to see what he could dig up. He confirmed that her husband is cheating on her with her best friend and that they planned to meet at her home the following day at 8:00 p.m.
The blonde woman planned her day around the event so she could catch them both in the act. She walked into the room at 8:10, catching her husband and her best friend in the act. Enraged, the blonde pulled out a gun in front of both of them and pointed it to her own head.
"I knew it all along. I'm going to take this gun and kill myself with it because I can't live with out you!" says the blonde woman.
"No, please sweetie, don't do that!" said her husband.
"Oh shut up you cheating bastard, after I kill myself, you're next!"
A week later she contacts the private investigator to see what he could dig up. He confirmed that her husband is cheating on her with her best friend and that they planned to meet at her home the following day at 8:00 p.m.
The blonde woman planned her day around the event so she could catch them both in the act. She walked into the room at 8:10, catching her husband and her best friend in the act. Enraged, the blonde pulled out a gun in front of both of them and pointed it to her own head.
"I knew it all along. I'm going to take this gun and kill myself with it because I can't live with out you!" says the blonde woman.
"No, please sweetie, don't do that!" said her husband.
"Oh shut up you cheating bastard, after I kill myself, you're next!"
I ran across these old Burma Shave jingles and thought you gents might enjoy them.
A small Kentucky Wild Animal Park acquired a very
>> >>>>>>>> > rare species of gorilla.
>> >>>>>>>> > >Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female,
>> >>>>>>>> > became very difficult to
>> >>>>>>>> > >handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
>> >>>>>>>> > determined the problem.
>> >>>>>>>> > >The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse,
>> >>>>>>>> > there was no male gorilla
>> >>>>>>>> > >available.
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > Reflecting on their problem, the park
>> >>>>>>>> > administrator thought of Eddie
>> >>>>>>>> > >Standen, a large redneck part-time intern who was
>> >>>>>>>> > responsible for cleaning
>> >>>>>>>> > >the animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had
>> >>>>>>>> > little sense, but
>> >>>>>>>> > >possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any
>> >>>>>>>> > species.
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > The park administrator thought they might have a
>> >>>>>>>> > solution Eddie was
>> >>>>>>>> > >approached with a proposition. Would he be willing
>> >>>>>>>> > to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > Eddie showed some interest, but said he would
>> >>>>>>>> > have to think the matter over
>> >>>>>>>> > >carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that
>> >>>>>>>> > he would accept their
>> >>>>>>>> > >offer, but only under the following four
>> >>>>>>>> > conditions:
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > 1. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to
>> >>>>>>>> > kiss her on the lips."
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > The park administrator quickly agreed to this
>> >>>>>>>> > condition.
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > 2. "Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell
>> >>>>>>>> > anyone about this." The park
>> >>>>>>>> > >administrator again readily agreed to this
>> >>>>>>>> > condition.
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > 3. "Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring
>> >>>>>>>> > to be raised Southern Baptist." Once again the
>>administrator
>> >>>>>>>> > agreed.
>>
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > 4. And last of all Eddie stated: "You've got to
>> >>>>>>>> > give me another week to
>> >>>>>>>> > >come up with the $500.00.
>> >>>>>>>> > rare species of gorilla.
>> >>>>>>>> > >Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female,
>> >>>>>>>> > became very difficult to
>> >>>>>>>> > >handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
>> >>>>>>>> > determined the problem.
>> >>>>>>>> > >The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse,
>> >>>>>>>> > there was no male gorilla
>> >>>>>>>> > >available.
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > Reflecting on their problem, the park
>> >>>>>>>> > administrator thought of Eddie
>> >>>>>>>> > >Standen, a large redneck part-time intern who was
>> >>>>>>>> > responsible for cleaning
>> >>>>>>>> > >the animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had
>> >>>>>>>> > little sense, but
>> >>>>>>>> > >possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any
>> >>>>>>>> > species.
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > The park administrator thought they might have a
>> >>>>>>>> > solution Eddie was
>> >>>>>>>> > >approached with a proposition. Would he be willing
>> >>>>>>>> > to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > Eddie showed some interest, but said he would
>> >>>>>>>> > have to think the matter over
>> >>>>>>>> > >carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that
>> >>>>>>>> > he would accept their
>> >>>>>>>> > >offer, but only under the following four
>> >>>>>>>> > conditions:
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > 1. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to
>> >>>>>>>> > kiss her on the lips."
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > The park administrator quickly agreed to this
>> >>>>>>>> > condition.
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > 2. "Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell
>> >>>>>>>> > anyone about this." The park
>> >>>>>>>> > >administrator again readily agreed to this
>> >>>>>>>> > condition.
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > 3. "Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring
>> >>>>>>>> > to be raised Southern Baptist." Once again the
>>administrator
>> >>>>>>>> > agreed.
>>
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > 4. And last of all Eddie stated: "You've got to
>> >>>>>>>> > give me another week to
>> >>>>>>>> > >come up with the $500.00.
mark the shoeshine boy said:A small Kentucky Wild Animal Park acquired a very
>> >>>>>>>> > rare species of gorilla.
>> >>>>>>>> > >Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female,
>> >>>>>>>> > became very difficult to
>> >>>>>>>> > >handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
>> >>>>>>>> > determined the problem.
>> >>>>>>>> > >The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse,
>> >>>>>>>> > there was no male gorilla
>> >>>>>>>> > >available.
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > Reflecting on their problem, the park
>> >>>>>>>> > administrator thought of Eddie
>> >>>>>>>> > >Standen, a large redneck part-time intern who was
>> >>>>>>>> > responsible for cleaning
>> >>>>>>>> > >the animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had
>> >>>>>>>> > little sense, but
>> >>>>>>>> > >possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any
>> >>>>>>>> > species.
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > The park administrator thought they might have a
>> >>>>>>>> > solution Eddie was
>> >>>>>>>> > >approached with a proposition. Would he be willing
>> >>>>>>>> > to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > Eddie showed some interest, but said he would
>> >>>>>>>> > have to think the matter over
>> >>>>>>>> > >carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that
>> >>>>>>>> > he would accept their
>> >>>>>>>> > >offer, but only under the following four
>> >>>>>>>> > conditions:
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > 1. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to
>> >>>>>>>> > kiss her on the lips."
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > The park administrator quickly agreed to this
>> >>>>>>>> > condition.
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > 2. "Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell
>> >>>>>>>> > anyone about this." The park
>> >>>>>>>> > >administrator again readily agreed to this
>> >>>>>>>> > condition.
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > 3. "Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring
>> >>>>>>>> > to be raised Southern Baptist." Once again the
>>administrator
>> >>>>>>>> > agreed.
>>
>> >>>>>>>> > >
>> >>>>>>>> > > 4. And last of all Eddie stated: "You've got to
>> >>>>>>>> > give me another week to
>> >>>>>>>> > >come up with the $500.00.
How long ago did this happen? I'm convinced that one of my colleagues is part gorilla.
THE AMERICAN RED CROSS HAS ANNOUNCED TO DAY THAT THEY CAN NOW USE CHICKEN BLOOD AS A SUBSITUTE FOR HUMAN BLOOD.
IT HAS SOME POSITIVE SIDE EFFECTS TOO.
MEN START FEELING COCKIER AND THE WOMEN ARE EASIER TO LAY !!!!
IT HAS SOME POSITIVE SIDE EFFECTS TOO.
MEN START FEELING COCKIER AND THE WOMEN ARE EASIER TO LAY !!!!
Did you hear about the constipated Accountant?
He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with paper and pencil.
He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with paper and pencil.
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