The Anything Thread

[RichGem]

and inhales the cannabis shave soap lather! :thumbup1::laugh:

He said he never inhaled. :blink:

[jadam318]

No, it wasn't, Piss Boy. :glare:


Then why are your pants all wet like that? :confused:

[gollum83]

I have a hard enough time keeping up with y'all in English. Now I have to learn Russian and whatever the other two languages are that I've seen floating around here!?!?!

Oui. :biggrin:

[jadam318]

Oui. :biggrin:

I can't spell in French, but I think you just said "yes".....right?

[RichGem]

Oui. :biggrin:

I think Adam has "oui" already mastered... er... sorta.

[gollum83]

Then why are your pants all wet like that? :confused:

Hey, look up and quit staring down at your pants. :rolleyes:

[Duckster]

:crazy:

Чеддер безумие

"Cheddar is folly" Wow Blake, you sound like a pirate :thumbup1:

[gollum83]

I can't spell in French, but I think you just said "yes".....right?

Yes, it is yes, but that's not why I used it. :tongue:

[jadam318]

I think Adam has "oui" already mastered... er... sorta.

Just waiting for everyone else to catch on.....:biggrin:






Tough work, starting trends.

[jadam318]

Yes, it is yes, but that's not why I used it. :tongue:

Did you piss yourself a little? I understand. We all do it from time to time.

No, no, don't cry. It'll dry out soon, really....

[RichGem]

"Cheddar is folly" Wow Blake, you sound like a pirate :thumbup1:

"Cheddar Maddness" there's no "is" (yest) in Blake's post. :tongue:

[richmondesi]

Ok... it's just said that Adam is the only one that got that, Czar... your minions are slow witted tonight


I hope adam got it:tongue_sm

[gollum83]

"Cheddar Maddness" there's no "is" (yest) in Blake's post. :tongue:

Cheddar Maddness? Dibs! :w00t:

[jadam318]

Hey, look up and quit staring down at your pants. :rolleyes:

No, you walked too close to me. I smelled a little pee pee on you. I know it wasn't me. I know my own brand. And besides, since the Czar kindly pointed me toward the facilities I haven't peed myself. I'm dry.

[profsaffel]

конечно, что идет withoyt говоря, и подразумевается в первой части.

For the Google Translate Impaired:
Of course, that goes without saying, and was implied by the first part.

Have you fellars been bibbing from the Holy Vodka again? :hand:

[RichGem]

No, you walked too close to me. I smelled a little pee pee on you. I know it wasn't me. I know my own brand. And besides, since the Czar kindly pointed the toward the facilities I haven't peed myself. I'm dry.

Add another gold star to the Potty Chart.

:w00t:

[jadam318]

Ok... it's just said that Adam is the only one that got that, Czar... your minions are slow witted tonight


I hope adam got it:tongue_sm

You mean "oui"? Is that what I got before anyone else?


Honestly, I'm a bit quicker than I get credit for around here. I just don't get most of the movie references around here. Thus the "working to move up" part.

[jadam318]

Have you fellars been bibbing from the Holy Vodka again? :hand:

If so, they aren't sharing! :mad:

[gollum83]

No, you walked too close to me. I smelled a little pee pee on you. I know it wasn't me. I know my own brand. And besides, since the Czar kindly pointed the toward the facilities I haven't peed myself. I'm dry.

Are you saying you rubbed up against me? Ewwww! http://files.colonies.com/Images/emoticons/emoticon_Sick.gif

[jadam318]

Add another gold star to the Potty Chart.

:w00t:

Yes!!!!

[jadam318]

Are you saying you rubbed up against me? Ewwww! http://files.colonies.com/Images/emoticons/emoticon_Sick.gif

I never said anything about touching you. What are you thinking?!?

[gollum83]

If so, they aren't sharing! :mad:

Well you're a trainee. Trainees aren't allowed to drink. So :tongue:

[RichGem]

Well you're a trainee. Trainees aren't allowed to drink. So :tongue:

Indeed. I mean, if you let Adam drink, could you just imagine the "recylatory wetness" that would ensue?! Good move, Matt.

[jadam318]

Indeed. I mean, if you let Adam drink, could you just imagine the "recylatory wetness" that would ensue?! Good move, Matt.

I'm not a pissy drunk, I swear!

[Duckster]

I'm not a pissy drunk, I swear!

I believe half that statement :001_huh::001_rolle

[soapbuddy]

hmmm... Czech/Slovak?
Czech.

[SRock]

I propose that English be declared the national language of TAT. :blink:

+1 English all around. Why bother with other languages, just to force others to translate? What's the point.


I was -7 :laugh:

:lol::lol:


:biggrin: Oh, I can propose things all day long. It's just that my proposals are so rarely accepted...(especially since the engagement a decade or so ago). :bored:

That's not entirely true at least not around here, Chad is a valued member/mod! :cool:


What fun is that? :wink:

:lol:


I'm not a pissy drunk, I swear!

Sure, we've heard that before.


I believe half that statement :001_huh::001_rolle

+1 :lol:

[SRock]

I do. :devil:

:lol:


I advise you to change your tune, Adam. I can still have you busted down to piss-boy.

He's already piss-boy!


Uh, <hand raised>... isn't that more of a "lateral transfer"? :lol:

:lol:


Yeah, we've all been accused by Piss Boy, super hero from Underwear World.

LMAO That should be his official title!


Oh, piss boy!!!

http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/world/images/pissboy.jpg

:lol:


Wait! Matt is admitting to it too! :w00t: Ding Ding Ding Round 2!

Busted!


What? :confused1

I'm not admitting anything. I'm just agreeing to ease up on Captain Pissy Pants.

Uh uh, :skep:


See what happens when you show compassion around here? :lol:

:lol:


You hail the Tsar and not the Czar? :w00t::huh::w00t:

:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:


Says the guy who shaves his legs with velveeta! :nonod:

:lol:


Velveeta? That isn't cheese! :mad3:

+1


My point precisely.

Exactly!


and inhales the cannabis shave soap lather! :thumbup1::laugh:

:lol: That explains it!


He said he never inhaled. :blink:

No, that was Slick Willy


Add another gold star to the Potty Chart.

:w00t:

Awe, isn't that cute.


Are you saying you rubbed up against me? Ewwww! http://files.colonies.com/Images/emoticons/emoticon_Sick.gif

:lol:


I never said anything about touching you. What are you thinking?!?

Wishful thinking? :lol:

[Gruder]

That's not entirely true at least not around here, Chad is a valued member/mod! :cool:

Aw, shucks. :blushing:

(The $20 is in the mail.)

[Swampfox]

Comptroller of Witty Titles

:thumbsup: I like it! What say the Czar?


What? :confused1

I'm not admitting anything. I'm just agreeing to ease up on Captain Pissy Pants.

You had me worried.


Then why are your pants all wet like that? :confused:

Are you peeing on Matt again?!


Are you saying you rubbed up against me? Ewwww! http://files.colonies.com/Images/emoticons/emoticon_Sick.gif

Is he a dog?

[Swampfox]

Good luck http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Angels-and-Demons/devil-popcorn-0036.gif

There's a devil in my popcorn!

[blackfoot]

What fun is that? :wink:

I have watched everyone else take too much. :hand:


I have a hard enough time keeping up with y'all in English. Now I have to learn Russian and whatever the other two languages are that I've seen floating around here!?!?!

It is a bit of effort. :001_tongu


Oui. :biggrin:

:lol::lol:


"Cheddar is folly" Wow Blake, you sound like a pirate :thumbup1:

Nice try. :sleep:


Just waiting for everyone else to catch on.....:biggrin:






Tough work, starting trends.

You're doing it wrong. :lol:


Did you piss yourself a little? I understand. We all do it from time to time.

No, no, don't cry. It'll dry out soon, really....

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


"Cheddar Maddness" there's no "is" (yest) in Blake's post. :tongue:

:001_tt2:


If so, they aren't sharing! :mad:

It is almost as fun being sober and watching everyone else, isn't it?


Indeed. I mean, if you let Adam drink, could you just imagine the "recylatory wetness" that would ensue?! Good move, Matt.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


+1 English all around. Why bother with other languages, just to force others to translate? What's the point.

It's my fault. I added something to my signature and this broke out. It is a little fun though.

[blackfoot]

http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/7281/original/blurb_facepalm2_20090622.jpg

[blackfoot]

There's a devil in my popcorn!

Shh! Everyone will want one.

[richmondesi]

Whtvr :sleep:

[RichGem]

There's a devil in my popcorn!

And you got popcorn on my devil!

Two great tastes that taste great together!

[RichGem]

:thumbsup: I like it! What say the Czar?





So let it be written; so let it be done.

[moonshine44]

http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/7281/original/blurb_facepalm2_20090622.jpg

Now that's funny!!!!

[moonshine44]

Harumph!

[jadam318]

LMAO That should be his official title!


I thought we were friends. :glare:

[sol92258]

Hah, Bum-hug

[Gruder]

Hah, Bum-hug

And just where have you been? We've been worried sick. And now you come back to us with...with...soap...poisoning! :ohmy:

[skklog]

To je šílenství! :laugh:
(That's my native tongue)

your of the Czech Republic?

[skklog]

I'm not a pissy drunk, I swear!


you shouldn't swear either :glare:

[skklog]

There's a devil in my popcorn!


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/AFROdytee82/movie-tickets-popcorn-1.jpg

[RichGem]

Hah, Bum-hug

"You'll put your eye out!"

[skklog]

Velveeta? That isn't cheese! :mad3:


I agree, so what else would it be good for!

I think it's cheese flavored jell-o

[skklog]

"You'll put your eye out!"

I see that you got to work safe!

[MrLastway]

I have a hard enough time keeping up with y'all in English. Now I have to learn Russian and whatever the other two languages are that I've seen floating around here!?!?!
Det gör ingenting jag kan översätta :001_smile


Well you're a trainee. Trainees aren't allowed to drink. So :tongue:
Glad I'm not a trainee then :lol:

[jadam318]

Det gör ingenting jag kan översätta :001_smile

You can translate Russian, French, Latin, and now Swedish into English for me?



Hey, Czar, can I have minions yet?


Glad I'm not a trainee then :lol:

That's a good point! What is this guy? Now that I've been effectively initiated (at least I hope it's close to over), doesn't he need some attention?

[RichGem]

You can translate Russian, French, Latin, and now Swedish into English for me?



Hey, Czar, can I have minions yet?



That's a good point! What is this guy? Now that I've been effectively initiated (at least I hope it's close to over), doesn't he need some attention?

Try translate.google.com

And, NO, I'm the only one who gets minions.

[MrLastway]

You can translate Russian, French, Latin, and now Swedish into English for me?
Well I know some latin Bad russian Bad english Really bad french mediocre german Bad swedish good swedish and then this language whatever it is.


That's a good point! What is this guy? Now that I've been effectively initiated (at least I hope it's close to over), doesn't he need some attention?

*Hiding behind the cheddar effectively making myself invisible to the B&B community :thumbup1:*

[jadam318]

Είναι όλα τα ελληνικά μου.



Try translate.google.com

I found it. I'd prefer a minion, though.


And, NO, I'm the only one who gets minions.

So I'm not really Matt's minion? That's what he's been telling me all along!

[jadam318]

*Hiding behind the cheddar effectively making myself invisible to the B&B community :thumbup1:*

Your tricks don't work in the Great Cheddar Hall. We all see you.

[MrLastway]

Your tricks don't work in the Great Cheddar Hall. We all see you.

Damn those holes in the Cheddar. But maybe over here:shifty:

[jadam318]

Damn those holes in the Cheddar. But maybe over here:shifty:

Nope. And you shouldn't damn anything about the Cheddar. I hear bad things happen when you do.

[skklog]

перестать писать в других Языки !!!!!!!!!!

[MrLastway]

перестать писать в других Языки !!!!!!!!!!

что Дуче?

[jadam318]

перестать писать в других Языки !!!!!!!!!!

我试图阻止它先前没有用。只要给英寸

[RichGem]

我试图阻止它先前没有用。只要给英寸

How many times must I tell you? I want BROWN rice with that. yeesh.

[MrLastway]

I agree though om man prat me dialekkten så ere ingen som fatte någe

[mikromicke]

det är alltid någon som förstår :wink2:

[MrLastway]

det är alltid någon som förstår :wink2:

dran big brothers watching....:001_unsur

[Swampfox]

And you got popcorn on my devil!

Two great tastes that taste great together!

:lol:

[jadam318]

I agree though om man prat me dialekkten så ere ingen som fatte någe

This I can't work with. Let's at least stick to one language per post. :sad:

[MrLastway]

This I can't work with. Let's at least stick to one language per post. :sad:

That really is just one language. Bad swedish from the northwestern parts of norrland... a nice dialect though:001_tt2:

[Swampfox]

What does Blake think is so ridiculous?


So let it be written; so let it be done.

I shall serve you well in my post as Comptroller of Witty Titles.


I agree, so what else would it be good for!

I think it's cheese flavored jell-o

Best thing Skklog has said yet!

[soapbox]

I agree though om man prat me dialekkten så ere ingen som fatte någe


det är alltid någon som förstår :wink2:

Jeg forstår! Jeg kan ikke snakker Tsjekk, Russk, eller Kinesisk, men jeg kan snakker litt norsk og svensk.

(and pardon my terrible Norwegian; I haven't been there since 2001)

[Swampfox]

Hah, Bum-hug

Stop hugging my bum!

[MrLastway]

well to ensure my privacy when I am talking to myself in a post Id better make up a language of my own..:glare:

[Swampfox]

well to ensure my privacy when I am talking to myself in a post Id better make up a language of my own..:glare:

Try Esperanto.

[RichGem]

Try Esperanto.

Or Romulan. Lord knows there are probably a few *fluent* Klingon speakers around here. So, that won't do.

[soapbuddy]

your of the Czech Republic?

Yes.

[soapbox]

Or Romulan. Lord knows there are probably a few *fluent* Klingon speakers around here. So, that won't do.

*ahem* and I'm not one of them, okay?

[soapbox]

Yes.

Neat! From where? Plzeň is one of my favorite towns, even though I've never been... :001_tongu



//not obscure if you like beer...

[RichGem]

*ahem* and I'm not one of them, okay?

Far be it from me..... :whistling:

(Methinks he doth protesteth too much.)

[RichGem]

*ahem* and I'm not one of them, okay?

The only words you know in Klingon have to do with manly things like explosives, so you're not gonna loose any man points for that.

[soapbuddy]

Neat! From where? Plzeň is one of my favorite towns, even though I've never been... :001_tongu



//not obscure if you like beer...

Plzeň makes great beer. I am from Prague.

[Swampfox]

Or Romulan. Lord knows there are probably a few *fluent* Klingon speakers around here. So, that won't do.

:lol: Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me. What about Vulcan? Anyone know Vulcan?


*ahem* and I'm not one of them, okay?

And you were the guy I was going to ask about "bInajtaHvIS qeylIS Daghomjaj".

[MrLastway]

//not obscure if you like beer...

Not obscure at all :laugh: Czeckish Beer isn't bad

[Swampfox]

Klingon Programmer Quotes
Top 12 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon programmer in your company.

12. Specifications are for the weak and timid!

11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!

10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've heard it read in the original Klingon.

9. Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!!

8. What is this talk of "release"? Klingons do not make software "releases." Our software "escapes," leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.

7. Klingon function calls do not have "parameters"- they have "arguments"- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM!

6. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.

5. I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Lath contest. They will not concern us again.

4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code

3. By filing this defect report you have challenged the honour of my family. Prepare to die!

2. You question the worthiness of my code?! I should kill you where you stand!

1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!

[jadam318]

Klingon Programmer Quotes
Top 12 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon programmer in your company.

12. Specifications are for the weak and timid!

11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!

10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've heard it read in the original Klingon.

9. Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!!

8. What is this talk of "release"? Klingons do not make software "releases." Our software "escapes," leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.

7. Klingon function calls do not have "parameters"- they have "arguments"- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM!

6. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.

5. I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Lath contest. They will not concern us again.

4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code

3. By filing this defect report you have challenged the honour of my family. Prepare to die!

2. You question the worthiness of my code?! I should kill you where you stand!

1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!

(face palm) What's happening here?

[Swampfox]

(face palm) What's happening here?

I don't know, but you have been declared Alpha Male.

[jadam318]

I don't know, but you have been declared Alpha Male.

Umm....ok......thanks :confused:

[Swampfox]

Umm....ok......thanks :confused:

All will be explained when you find a certain thread. Do not seek the thread, let the thread seek you. Then you will understand, Puddle-maker.

[strat1117]

:crazy:

Чеддер безумие

Anyone know where I can get some 6h23-eb (Russian military tubes) on the cheap?

[jadam318]

All will be explained when you find a certain thread. Do not seek the thread, let the thread seek you. Then you will understand, Puddle-maker.

:glare: I found it. :glare:

[Swampfox]

:glare: I found it. :glare:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH9MAhDvNjo

[jadam318]

Anyone know where I can get some 6h23-eb (Russian military tubes) on the cheap?

You won't find that information posted in an open thread. All military related information, particularly information that deals with the movement of wartime materials, has to pass through the Minister of Security......or so I hear.

[skklog]

Plzeň makes great beer. I am from Prague.

so what brings you to the states?


All will be explained when you find a certain thread. Do not seek the thread, let the thread seek you. Then you will understand, Puddle-maker.

can I get a link to the thread

[soapbox]

Klingon Programmer Quotes
Top 12 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon programmer in your company.

Klingons must use Perl.


(face palm) What's happening here?

Mostly someone's trying to bait me into claiming I know Klingon, which I don't, and if you say otherwise, I'll knock some sense into you with a Bat'leth (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Bat%27leth).


All will be explained when you find a certain thread. Do not seek the thread, let the thread seek you. Then you will understand, Puddle-maker.


:glare: I found it. :glare:

Welcome to the temple of the damn nerds (http://www.wowwiki.com/Temple_of_the_Damned).

[Swampfox]

can I get a link to the thread

if you must...... (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=120337)

[Swampfox]

Klingons must use Perl.



Mostly someone's trying to bait me into claiming I know Klingon, which I don't, and if you say otherwise, I'll knock some sense into you with a Bat'leth (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Bat%27leth).





Welcome to the temple of the damn nerds (http://www.wowwiki.com/Temple_of_the_Damned).


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Well, some of us are nerdier than others.....

[jadam318]

if you must...... (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=120337)

Ray....you suck. :glare:

[Swampfox]

Ray....you suck. :glare:

No fair! Skklogggggg wanted a link. Who am I to deny him a link?

[jadam318]

No fair! Skklogggggg wanted a link. Who am I to deny him a link?

Who are you to provide it for him?

[MrLastway]

No fair! Skklogggggg wanted a link. Who am I to deny him a link?

And a fair gesture indeed:001_smile

[soapbox]

Ray....you suck. :glare:

Adam...you earned it.

[jadam318]

Adam...you earned it.

In the Clown House, ok, but not abroad.

[skklog]

In the Clown House, ok, but not abroad.

pissboy has a point!

[RichGem]

Ray....you suck. :glare:


Clarence will never get his angel wings this way. :nonod:


:a35:

[skklog]

used my blue tip today! (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1664050#post1664050)

[blackfoot]

You can translate Russian, French, Latin, and now Swedish into English for me?



Hey, Czar, can I have minions yet?



That's a good point! What is this guy? Now that I've been effectively initiated (at least I hope it's close to over), doesn't he need some attention?

I don't even have underlings, though I could use one or two. I had one once. The dungeons appealed to him for some reason. He finally left there for a job as a curt jester.


Είναι όλα τα ελληνικά μου.




I found it. I'd prefer a minion, though.



So I'm not really Matt's minion? That's what he's been telling me all along!

You should know better than believe Matt. :001_tongu


Nope. And you shouldn't damn anything about the Cheddar. I hear bad things happen when you do.

He damned the holes, which are lacking cheddar. This is acceptable.


перестать писать в других Языки !!!!!!!!!!

מַדוּעַ


我试图阻止它先前没有用。只要给英寸


How many times must I tell you? I want BROWN rice with that. yeesh.

:lol::lol::lol:


det är alltid någon som förstår :wink2:

:w00t:


That really is just one language. Bad swedish from the northwestern parts of norrland... a nice dialect though:001_tt2:

Very cool!


Jeg forstår! Jeg kan ikke snakker Tsjekk, Russk, eller Kinesisk, men jeg kan snakker litt norsk og svensk.

(and pardon my terrible Norwegian; I haven't been there since 2001)

:w00t:


Stop hugging my bum!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


Or Romulan. Lord knows there are probably a few *fluent* Klingon speakers around here. So, that won't do.

Come on out. Pee Body needs a break.


Yes.

So, did you move to Palm Springs because it reminded you of home? :lol:


*ahem* and I'm not one of them, okay?

Sure. :wink2:


Far be it from me..... :whistling:

(Methinks he doth protesteth too much.)

:yesnod:


The only words you know in Klingon have to do with manly things like explosives, so you're not gonna loose any man points for that.

Suddenly, I'm intrigued.


Klingon Programmer Quotes
Top 12 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon programmer in your company.

12. Specifications are for the weak and timid!

11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!

10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've heard it read in the original Klingon.

9. Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!!

8. What is this talk of "release"? Klingons do not make software "releases." Our software "escapes," leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.

7. Klingon function calls do not have "parameters"- they have "arguments"- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM!

6. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.

5. I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Lath contest. They will not concern us again.

4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code

3. By filing this defect report you have challenged the honour of my family. Prepare to die!

2. You question the worthiness of my code?! I should kill you where you stand!

1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


All will be explained when you find a certain thread. Do not seek the thread, let the thread seek you. Then you will understand, Puddle-maker.

I'll have to look this up later.


Anyone know where I can get some 6h23-eb (Russian military tubes) on the cheap?

Here. (http://www.upscaleaudio.com/Russian-6H236922-Type-3_p_49.html)


Who are you to provide it for him?

Touché!


In the Clown House, ok, but not abroad.

I suppose you are right.

[blackfoot]

Okay, another fun story from Blake's work.

A few years back (A little before I started there, actually) the police were called to the mall. Upon arrival, there was a man wielding a Bat'Leth he had made himself. It appeared he wanted to commit suicide-by-cop (yes, an actual term we use) So, SWAT bean-bagged the guy down and disarmed him after a little stand-off. They discovered this guy spoke nothing but an unknown language.

Obviously, he was crazy and PD didn't know what to do, so they brought him to the hospital to figure it out. At this point, one of our officers recognised the language as Klingon. He understood enough to recognise it, but not converse with the man. However, he just happened to know of a guy in the cafeteria who spoke Klingon fluently. They went and got him and he was able to translate for PD.

[blackfoot]

And you got popcorn on my devil!

Two great tastes that taste great together!

:lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

Best thing Skklog has said yet!

:thumbsup:

[Gruder]

Okay, another fun story from Blake's work.

A few years back (A little before I started there, actually) the police were called to the mall. Upon arrival, there was a man wielding a Bat'Leth he had made himself. It appeared he wanted to commit suicide-by-cop (yes, an actual term we use) So, SWAT bean-bagged the guy down and disarmed him after a little stand-off. They discovered this guy spoke nothing but an unknown language.

Obviously, he was crazy and PD didn't know what to do, so they brought him to the hospital to figure it out. At this point, one of our officers recognised the language as Klingon. He understood enough to recognise it, but not converse with the man. However, he just happened to know of a guy in the cafeteria who spoke Klingon fluently. They went and got him and he was able to translate for PD.

Wow. How come the "Cops" folks are never filming these sorts of moments?!

It has rained all day. I may begin construction of an ark.

[blackfoot]

Wow. How come the "Cops" folks are never filming these sorts of moments?!

It has rained all day. I may begin construction of an ark.

"Cops" are never around when you need them.

[soapbox]

Anyone know where I can get some 6h23-eb (Russian military tubes) on the cheap?

I don't know right now, but I just got my 1950s Emud T7 20-pound AM/FM/SW tabletop radio, so I might become a source for hard-to-find tubes pretty soon.

What do you run that needs the military tubes? Or am I not cleared to know that?

[soapbox]

The only words you know in Klingon have to do with manly things like explosives, so you're not gonna loose any man points for that.


Suddenly, I'm intrigued.

:whistling:

[blackfoot]

:whistling:

You can trust us. No, don't look at Matt and Adam.

[soapbox]

You can trust us. No, don't look at Matt and Adam.

This from the guy who tells stories about people trying to commit suicide by cop?? (Even if heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! )


Oops. I've said too much already.

[skklog]

It has rained all day. I may begin construction of an ark.


O, that sounds fun

[blackfoot]

This from the guy who tells stories about people trying to commit suicide by cop?? (Even if heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! )


Oops. I've said too much already.

:lol::lol::lol:

majQa'

[Duckster]

Adam: nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'

[RichGem]

Okay, another fun story from Blake's work.

A few years back (A little before I started there, actually) the police were called to the mall. Upon arrival, there was a man wielding a Bat'Leth he had made himself. It appeared he wanted to commit suicide-by-cop (yes, an actual term we use) So, SWAT bean-bagged the guy down and disarmed him after a little stand-off. They discovered this guy spoke nothing but an unknown language.

Obviously, he was crazy and PD didn't know what to do, so they brought him to the hospital to figure it out. At this point, one of our officers recognised the language as Klingon. He understood enough to recognise it, but not converse with the man. However, he just happened to know of a guy in the cafeteria who spoke Klingon fluently. They went and got him and he was able to translate for PD.

LOL. I don't understand something tho... why were you working in the cafeteria then? :confused:

[blackfoot]

Adam: nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'

Does he know, or just not care?

[blackfoot]

LOL. I don't understand something tho... why were you working in the cafeteria then? :confused:

I thought your first question would be what did I use to make a Bat'Leth?

[RichGem]

I thought your first question would be what did I use to make a Bat'Leth?

Too easy. :wink:

[skklog]

I found a klingon translator, but it wont work :cursing:

I know what you guys are saying but you are just using pre typed stuff

[Duckster]

I found a klingon translator, but it wont work :cursing:

I know what you guys are saying but you are just using pre typed stuff

Yup. I googled the Klingon that Jesse posted and it came up with this site: http://www.kli.org/tlh/phrases.html

This phrase they have listed is the funniest: Hab SoSlI' Quch!

[soapbox]

I found a klingon translator, but it wont work :cursing:

I know what you guys are saying but you are just using pre typed stuff

Well, I won't deny you the pleasure of reading Shakespeare in the original Klingon (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Chang_%28General%29), but a few stock phrases are okay, I think.


Yup. I googled the Klingon that Jesse posted and it came up with this site: http://www.kli.org/tlh/phrases.html

This phrase they have listed is the funniest: Hab SoSlI' Quch!

You take that back, or surely I will beat you to death with your own leg bones.

[richmondesi]

Ok, guys seriously... No Klingon...

http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/95976/implied-facepalm.jpg

[soapbox]

Ok, guys seriously... No Klingon...

I'm just trying to compete with all the Russian and Chinese speakers around here all of a sudden. (And I really just googled all the Klingon). :smile:

[Duckster]

You take that back, or surely I will beat you to death with your own leg bones.

Harumph


Ok, guys seriously... No Klingon...

Hrmph

[luvmysuper]

Please, please no Klingon.

Hey Czar - Trying to branch out here

http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1664688#post1664688

[soapbuddy]

so what brings you to the states?


Freedom, in more ways than one. :)

[Duckster]

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/967/warfdance.gif

[RichGem]

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/967/warfdance.gif

Oh ... my... God.


(obviously a fake too... Klingons don't smile)

[jadam318]

Okay, another fun story from Blake's work.

A few years back (A little before I started there, actually) the police were called to the mall. Upon arrival, there was a man wielding a Bat'Leth he had made himself. It appeared he wanted to commit suicide-by-cop (yes, an actual term we use) So, SWAT bean-bagged the guy down and disarmed him after a little stand-off. They discovered this guy spoke nothing but an unknown language.

Obviously, he was crazy and PD didn't know what to do, so they brought him to the hospital to figure it out. At this point, one of our officers recognised the language as Klingon. He understood enough to recognise it, but not converse with the man. However, he just happened to know of a guy in the cafeteria who spoke Klingon fluently. They went and got him and he was able to translate for PD.

That's a great story! :lol:


You can trust us. No, don't look at Matt and Adam.

:biggrin:


Adam: nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'


Does he know, or just not care?

Google doesn't translate Klingon, so I have no idea what's going on here. :confused:

[Duckster]

Google doesn't translate Klingon, so I have no idea what's going on here. :confused:

http://www.kli.org/tlh/phrases.html


:biggrin:

[jadam318]

http://www.kli.org/tlh/phrases.html


:biggrin:

Czardom bathroom signs in Russian, people speaking 311 (that's pronounced 'thirty eleven' in this situation) different languages, and now you're telling me I have to ask where to find the bathroom using Klingon, a language that may or may not be real!?!?! Why would any of you be surprised about any newbie around here developing odd urination habits? :confused:

[sol92258]

Czardom bathroom signs in Russian, people speaking 311 (that's pronounced 'thirty eleven' in this situation) different languages, and now you're telling me I have to ask where to find the bathroom using Klingon, a language that may or may not be real!?!?! Why would any of you be surprised about any newbie around here developing odd urination habits? :confused:
you're not allowed in here unless you already have odd urination habits...:mellow:

[SRock]

Come on, it'll be fun to torture Skklog! :devil:


I agree! That's why I used the 'sneaky' emoticon. :thumbup:


It usually is. :devil:


You should know, after all! :lol::lol:


Good luck http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Angels-and-Demons/devil-popcorn-0036.gif

Well this was easy to sum up:

:lol:

[wavescrashing]

How's it going Slagle?

[SRock]

I thought we were friends. :glare:

Indeed we are, its all in fun!


Best thing Skklog has said yet!

+1


:thumbsup:

+2

[SRock]

Aw, shucks. :blushing:

(The $20 is in the mail.)

'bout d@mn time! :lol:


It's my fault. I added something to my signature and this broke out. It is a little fun though.
:glare:


Stop hugging my bum!

:lol: Made me think of the old SNL skits "Are you looking at my bum? You filthy bum looker." :lol:


I am from Prague.

I've visited Praque 2x. The history and architecture is simply amazing!


used my blue tip today! (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1664050#post1664050)

Wait, was that shave related?


It has rained all day. I may begin construction of an ark.

Same here, although I'd rather have the ran than snow.


Ok, guys seriously... No Klingon...

http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/95976/implied-facepalm.jpg

+1 that just takes dork to a whole new level!


Oh ... my... God.

(obviously a fake too... Klingons don't smile)

And you know this how?

Oh and for everyone:



Jules: [overturns the small table in the room] What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, m-----------! Do you speak it?!

[SRock]

How's it going Slagle?

Good, how are you?

[MrLastway]

(And I really just googled all the Klingon). :smile:
Reeeeaallyy?


you're not allowed in here unless you already have odd urination habits...:mellow:

:lol:

[Swampfox]

Who are you to provide it for him?

I am the linkmaster, are you the domain keeper?


And a fair gesture indeed:001_smile

:wink2:


Adam...you earned it.

:001_tongu


In the Clown House, ok, but not abroad.

No one said anything about a broad.


pissboy has a point!

Yeah, but now the ink is smeary.


Clarence will never get his angel wings this way. :nonod:

I think he is working on horns now.


Okay, another fun story from Blake's work.

A few years back (A little before I started there, actually) the police were called to the mall. Upon arrival, there was a man wielding a Bat'Leth he had made himself. It appeared he wanted to commit suicide-by-cop (yes, an actual term we use) So, SWAT bean-bagged the guy down and disarmed him after a little stand-off. They discovered this guy spoke nothing but an unknown language.

Obviously, he was crazy and PD didn't know what to do, so they brought him to the hospital to figure it out. At this point, one of our officers recognised the language as Klingon. He understood enough to recognise it, but not converse with the man. However, he just happened to know of a guy in the cafeteria who spoke Klingon fluently. They went and got him and he was able to translate for PD.

Seems like I have heard something similar to this before. Do we know each other? :confused1


Adam: nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'

:lol:


LOL. I don't understand something tho... why were you working in the cafeteria then? :confused:

rotflol


Well, I won't deny you the pleasure of reading Shakespeare in the original Klingon (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Chang_%28General%29), but a few stock phrases are okay, I think.

Didn't someone translate the Bible into Klingon?


I'm just trying to compete with all the Russian and Chinese speakers around here all of a sudden. (And I really just googled all the Klingon). :smile:

Do you know any Vulcan?


Google doesn't translate Klingon, so I have no idea what's going on here. :confused:

For the....sheesh, man! http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/10/633775495275400070-doublefacepalm.jpg

[blackfoot]

This phrase they have listed is the funniest: Hab SoSlI' Quch!

+1


Well, I won't deny you the pleasure of reading Shakespeare in the original Klingon (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Chang_&#37;28General%29), but a few stock phrases are okay, I think.



You take that back, or surely I will beat you to death with your own leg bones.

I thought it was, I will kill you where you stand. :001_tongu


Ok, guys seriously... No Klingon...

http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/95976/implied-facepalm.jpg

:lol::lol::lol:


I'm just trying to compete with all the Russian and Chinese speakers around here all of a sudden. (And I really just googled all the Klingon). :smile:

Right.


Freedom, in more ways than one. :)

That is very cool! We get so complacent that we forget what we have sometimes.


Oh ... my... God.


(obviously a fake too... Klingons don't smile)

Really! :angry:


That's a great story! :lol:



:biggrin:





Google doesn't translate Klingon, so I have no idea what's going on here. :confused:

Just be happy we're not picking on you for a change. Oh, wait. I guess we were. :001_tt2:


Czardom bathroom signs in Russian, people speaking 311 (that's pronounced 'thirty eleven' in this situation) different languages, and now you're telling me I have to ask where to find the bathroom using Klingon, a language that may or may not be real!?!?! Why would any of you be surprised about any newbie around here developing odd urination habits? :confused:

Maybe this makes more sense to you:

ed gobel

[blackfoot]

Well this was easy to sum up:

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

I promise to keep the Geeky translating to one thread on my part. :thumbup1:

[RichGem]

Czardom bathroom signs in Russian, people speaking 311 (that's pronounced 'thirty eleven' in this situation) different languages, and now you're telling me I have to ask where to find the bathroom using Klingon, a language that may or may not be real!?!?! Why would any of you be surprised about any newbie around here developing odd urination habits? :confused:


Did the pictures not help? But, I guess it's true what they say... you can lead an Adam to the can.... but you can't make him use it.

[Swampfox]

:lol::lol::lol:

I promise to keep the Geeky translating to one thread on my part. :thumbup1:

Well, now I wouldn't say that!

[soapbox]

Didn't someone translate the Bible into Klingon?

I suspect there's no Klingon words for "forgive" and "love", so it might be a really different book in Klingon.


Do you know any Vulcan?

No, but I've been to Birmingham (http://www.visitvulcan.com/about-vulcan.html) a lot.

[gollum83]

So I'm not really Matt's minion? That's what he's been telling me all along!

No, no. You just assumed you were. I just never corrected you. So don't pin this on me. :tongue:


Or Romulan. Lord knows there are probably a few *fluent* Klingon speakers around here. So, that won't do.


*ahem* and I'm not one of them, okay?

Well that sounds like an admission of guilt if I ever had heard one. :lol:


All will be explained when you find a certain thread. Do not seek the thread, let the thread seek you. Then you will understand, Puddle-maker.

Puddle-maker! That should be Adam new title! :lol::lol::lol:


I don't even have underlings, though I could use one or two. I had one once. The dungeons appealed to him for some reason. He finally left there for a job as a curt jester.

What can I say. You are a bad influence. :tongue_sm


You should know better than believe Matt. :001_tongu

:yesnod:


Okay, another fun story from Blake's work.

A few years back (A little before I started there, actually) the police were called to the mall. Upon arrival, there was a man wielding a Bat'Leth he had made himself. It appeared he wanted to commit suicide-by-cop (yes, an actual term we use) So, SWAT bean-bagged the guy down and disarmed him after a little stand-off. They discovered this guy spoke nothing but an unknown language.

Obviously, he was crazy and PD didn't know what to do, so they brought him to the hospital to figure it out. At this point, one of our officers recognised the language as Klingon. He understood enough to recognise it, but not converse with the man. However, he just happened to know of a guy in the cafeteria who spoke Klingon fluently. They went and got him and he was able to translate for PD.

Wow! :eek:


Yup. I googled the Klingon that Jesse posted and it came up with this site: http://www.kli.org/tlh/phrases.html

This phrase they have listed is the funniest: Hab SoSlI' Quch!

:lol::lol::lol:

Qo'! Hab SoSlI' Quch! :mad:


Please, please no Klingon.

Too late. :tongue:


Czardom bathroom signs in Russian, people speaking 311 (that's pronounced 'thirty eleven' in this situation) different languages, and now you're telling me I have to ask where to find the bathroom using Klingon, a language that may or may not be real!?!?! Why would any of you be surprised about any newbie around here developing odd urination habits? :confused:

Excuses, excuses. You already had odd urination habits! :glare:


you're not allowed in here unless you already have odd urination habits...:mellow:

No, that's just Adam. :lol:


Didn't someone translate the Bible into Klingon?

Yes sir! (http://klv.mrklingon.org/) :w00t:

[gollum83]

Well this was easy to sum up:

:lol:

Man, these SlagleReports keep getting shorter and shorter. :sad:

[jadam318]

you're not allowed in here unless you already have odd urination habits...:mellow:

That's what I've been trying to have someone admit all along!!!!!!


Oh and for everyone:

Originally Posted by Jules
Jules: [overturns the small table in the room] What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, m-----------! Do you speak it?!

I LOVE that movie! And that scene is one of the best! Well that, and:

"That ain't no gun! It was a hand cannon!"


I am the linkmaster, are you the domain keeper?


As far as you're concerned, yes. But my power and influence is beyond titles. I just can't talk about it.


No one said anything about a broad.


:glare:



Maybe this makes more sense to you:

ed gobel

Nope. Not even a little bit.


Did the pictures not help? But, I guess it's true what they say... you can lead an Adam to the can.... but you can't make him use it.

Maybe if there was a way to make it easier for me...... I just get so turned around in all this cheddar, and then I can't read the signs, and even the pictures on the signs look like cave drawings to me. Why does it have to be so hard?!?!


No, no. You just assumed you were. I just never corrected you. So don't pin this on me. :tongue:

Isn't it your job to correct me?


Puddle-maker! That should be Adam new title! :lol::lol::lol:

Ummm...no. No, it shouldn't.


Excuses, excuses. You already had odd urination habits! :glare:

That just means that I fit in around here.


No, that's just Adam. :lol:

Why is it so hard for you to admit that you do, too.? :confused:


Yes sir! (http://klv.mrklingon.org/) :w00t:

Now that's worthy of a

http://sleekupload.com/uploads/facepalm_4.jpg

[gollum83]

Isn't it your job to correct me?

Only when it benefits me. :biggrin:


Ummm...no. No, it shouldn't.

Sure, whatever you say... Puddle-Maker. :001_tt2:


That just means that I fit in around here.

No, it just means you go around here with wet pants. That's all. :001_tongu


Now that's worthy of a

http://sleekupload.com/uploads/facepalm_4.jpg

Adam, you look constipated. :mellow:

[jadam318]

Adam, you look constipated. :mellow:

Oh, that's not me. That's just some guy on a 'Facepalm" poster.

[RichGem]

Man, these SlagleReports keep getting shorter and shorter. :sad:

Maybe he's taking a steno class?

[Swampfox]

Man, these SlagleReports keep getting shorter and shorter. :sad:

Something is wrong, very wrong.


Maybe he's taking a steno class?

If he is, then I am disappointed he didn't tell us about it.

[Duckster]

All your cheddar are belong to us :pirate:

Load 'er up boys!


77528

[Swampfox]

I suspect there's no Klingon words for "forgive" and "love", so it might be a really different book in Klingon.

No, but I've been to Birmingham (http://www.visitvulcan.com/about-vulcan.html) a lot.

Maybe they stick to the Old Testament then.

I forgot about that place. Never been, was very close once.


Puddle-maker! That should be Adam new title! :lol::lol::lol:


Just doing my job. :biggrin1:


Yes sir! (http://klv.mrklingon.org/) :w00t:

Daq the tagh joH'a' chal je the tera'.



No, it just means you go around here with wet pants. That's all. :001_tongu

Or you can do like Blake, go without pants.

[gollum83]

All your cheddar are belong to us :pirate:

Load 'er up boys!


77528

Awesome! We'll be dining on bacon tonight boys! :w00t:

[RichGem]

Maybe they stick to the Old Testament then.

I forgot about that place. Never been, was very close once.




Just doing my job. :biggrin1:



Daq the tagh joH'a' chal je the tera'.




Or you can do like Blake, go without pants.

But then, think of all the dry cleaners he'd put out of business! :eek:

[RichGem]

Awesome! We'll be dining on bacon tonight boys! :w00t:

You gotta love it when dinner comes right to you!

[jadam318]

You gotta love it when dinner comes right to you!

Oh yeah!!!! :a14:

[RichGem]

Awesome! We'll be dining on bacon tonight boys! :w00t:

And pork chops! :drool:

[gollum83]

But then, think of all the dry cleaners he'd put out of business! :eek:

Nobody ever thinks of the dry cleaners do they? :frown2:

[Swampfox]

You gotta love it when dinner comes right to you!

Looks like he's already lost a ham.

[Swampfox]

But then, think of all the dry cleaners he'd put out of business! :eek:

True, but do they really want his business?

[gollum83]

And pork chops! :drool:

And ribs! :drool:

[RichGem]

Looks like he's already lost a ham.

I, uh, got a little hungry earlier. :blush:

[gollum83]

I, uh, got a little hungry earlier. :blush:

Can't say I blame you, he's a tasty looking pig. :laugh:

[Swampfox]

I, uh, got a little hungry earlier. :blush:

That explains it! Wonder what that green chicken tastes like?


Can't say I blame you, he's a tasty looking pig. :laugh:

Gollum wants some scrambled eggs with piggy brains.

[Duckster]

Did I forget to mention that the bird has swine flu and the swine has bird flu?

Bwahahahahaha :laugh:

[Swampfox]

Did I forget to mention that the bird has swine flu and the swine has bird flu?

Bwahahahahaha :laugh:

Doesn't matter, a hot flame will cook it all out.

[Duckster]

gollum wants some scrambled eggs with piggy brains.

77538

[blackfoot]

All your cheddar are belong to us :pirate:

Load 'er up boys!


77528

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


Awesome! We'll be dining on bacon tonight boys! :w00t:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


You gotta love it when dinner comes right to you!

:thumbup1:


77538

Um, ew. :blink:

[jadam318]

Hey, fellas, I'm looking for a little shave-related Christmas gift advice. If you have any thoughts, jump in (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=120492).

[blackfoot]

Nope. Not even a little bit.

It was Sindarin, the Elven language of Tolkien.

[MrLastway]

True, but do they really want his business?

I bet they are pretty used to it by now:lol:

[Swampfox]

77538

:thumbup: That's it! Eat 'em up, boys! Hawg brains'll make ye smarter than a horse's @......


Um, ew. :blink:

You know you wanna try 'em, Blake.

FTR, I have not, and do not ever plan on eating the brains of any animal, hog, bear, deer, cat, dog or monkey.

[Swampfox]

Hey, fellas, I'm looking for a little shave-related Christmas gift advice. If you have any thoughts, jump in (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=120492).

:blushing: Our help? Really?

[DunEdinRanger]

Looks like he's already lost a ham.


And ribs! :drool:

"A pig like that, you can't eat all at once."

[Swampfox]

"A pig like that, you can't eat all at once."

:lol::lol::lol:

[gollum83]

It was Sindarin, the Elven language of Tolkien.

Oh my! That's worse than knowing Klingon! :ohmy:

[blackfoot]

Oh my! That's worse than knowing Klingon! :ohmy:

Middle Earth was always more my thing. :whistling:

[gollum83]

Middle Earth was always more my thing. :whistling:

Can't say I disapprove. :thumbup:

[blackfoot]

Can't say I disapprove. :thumbup:

I'm not sure which is dorkier, though.

[jadam318]

I'm not sure which is dorkier, though.

That's a pretty tough call.

[gollum83]

That's a pretty tough call.

Oh go pee your pants. :tongue_sm

[jadam318]

:blushing: Our help? Really?

Yup. And I've already received some good info from my Cheddar brothers. Yes, even you, Ray.

[gollum83]

Yup. And I've already received some good info from my Cheddar brothers. Yes, even you, Ray.

:lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

I'm not sure which is dorkier, though.


That's a pretty tough call.

Clearly, Hobbit/Middle Earth is dorkier by far. You have to be able to read (and have a vocabulary and attention span) to get it. Trek you can just watch.

[GFlanagan3]

Clearly, Hobbit/Middle Earth is dorkier by far. You have to be able to read (and have a vocabulary and attention span) to get it. Trek you can just watch.
what were you saying??:bored:

[jadam318]

Oh go pee your pants. :tongue_sm

:rolleyes:

[luvmysuper]

I feel that there is a significant difference between being even a hardcore Tolkien or Roddenberry Fan, and knowing a language that never actually existed outside of a work of Fiction.

Believe me, I was much aggrieved at the "Lord of the Rings" Films and the latest "Star Trek" money grab for their departure from existing canon, but I have more important things in my life than trying to learn a pretend language.*





* Like browsing through Antique shops looking for stuff people used for personal grooming 50 to 100 years ago.

[RichGem]

Oh go pee your pants. :tongue_sm

Why must you encourage him? Blake's already had to break out the hip waders several times this week because of Adam.

[jadam318]

Why must you encourage him? Blake's already had to break out the hip waders several times this week because of Adam.

What can I say? When I decide to do something, I do it ferociously. :biggrin:

[RichGem]

I feel that there is a significant difference between being even a hardcore Tolkien or Roddenberry Fan, and knowing a language that never actually existed outside of a work of Fiction.

Believe me, I was much aggrieved at the "Lord of the Rings" Films and the latest "Star Trek" money grab for their departure from existing canon, but I have more important things in my life than trying to learn a pretend language.*





* Like browsing through Antique shops looking for stuff people used for personal grooming 50 to 100 years ago.


I just watched the latest Trek/money grab on DVD. On it's own, it wasn't too bad, but as part of the Trek "canon" it wasn't worth it, especially the way they messed with the canon and had to resort to time travel / alternate time lines to get anyone to believe it as a trek movie. I didn't much care for Pine as Kirk... only the real Kirk gets to over act like that. Spock wasn't bad and the guy who did McCoy totally nailed it. Uhura came across as um, "undecerning" with her affections.

[RichGem]

What can I say? When I decide to do something, I do it ferociously. :biggrin:

Say you'll get a clothes pin. :eek:

[luvmysuper]

I just watched the latest Trek/money grab on DVD. On it's own, it wasn't too bad, but as part of the Trek "canon" it wasn't worth it, especially the way they messed with the canon and had to resort to time travel / alternate time lines to get anyone to believe it as a trek movie. I didn't much care for Pine as Kirk... only the real Kirk gets to over act like that. Spock wasn't bad and the guy who did McCoy totally nailed it. Uhura came across as um, "undecerning" with her affections.

+2
My thoughts exactly.

[blackfoot]

Oh go pee your pants. :tongue_sm

You see, I thought about it, but chose not to go there.


Clearly, Hobbit/Middle Earth is dorkier by far. You have to be able to read (and have a vocabulary and attention span) to get it. Trek you can just watch.

Yes, Middle Earth has very complicated intricacies and deep meaning behind it. :001_rolle


what were you saying??:bored:

He is saying any dumb couch high school drop-out can sit and watch Star Trek. :001_tt2:


I feel that there is a significant difference between being even a hardcore Tolkien or Roddenberry Fan, and knowing a language that never actually existed outside of a work of Fiction.

Believe me, I was much aggrieved at the "Lord of the Rings" Films and the latest "Star Trek" money grab for their departure from existing canon, but I have more important things in my life than trying to learn a pretend language.*





* Like browsing through Antique shops looking for stuff people used for personal grooming 50 to 100 years ago.

For the record, the LOTR movie strayed very little from canon. I was quite impressed how true they stayed to the story.

For the record, I used this (http://www.jrrvf.com/hisweloke/sindar/online/english.html) to translate.


What can I say? When I decide to do something, I do it ferociously. :biggrin:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[gollum83]

Why must you encourage him? Blake's already had to break out the hip waders several times this week because of Adam.

Sorry. :frown:


What can I say? When I decide to do something, I do it ferociously. :biggrin:

Bladder problems? You know you might want to get that checked out. :eek:


Uhura came across as um, "undecerning" with her affections.

Undiscerning? But she never got with Kirk during the movie. How can you say that?

[blackfoot]

Undiscerning? But she never got with Kirk during the movie. How can you say that?

Yeah, really! That was the biggest flaw. Kirk didn't get rejected, did he?

[gollum83]

Yeah, really! That was the biggest flaw. Kirk didn't get rejected, did he?

Maybe he should have wore this (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=120369). :laugh:

[RichGem]

Undiscerning? But she never got with Kirk during the movie. How can you say that?

Yeah, that word. :tongue:

And Kirk is a near man-whore (tho, that would seem to be true to canon).

[soapbox]

This time yesterday, I was catching flak for Googling some Klingon phrases, and I come back and now I'm barely middle of the [earth] pack of nerds. Man, things change fast around here!

[blackfoot]

This time yesterday, I was catching flak for Googling some Klingon phrases, and I come back and now I'm barely middle of the [earth] pack of nerds. Man, things change fast around here!

Don't worry, you still carry the swag. :thumbup:

[soapbox]

Don't worry, you still carry the swag. :thumbup:

I gotta go invent photon torpedoes, or C+++, or write Weird Al's next hit song, or something.

[blackfoot]

I gotta go invent photon torpedoes, or C+++, or write Weird Al's next hit song, or something.

Much more useful than my making armour.

[RichGem]

I gotta go invent photon torpedoes, or C+++, or write Weird Al's next hit song, or something.

Maybe Little H can learn ya how to arc weld. :w00t:

[RichGem]

Much more useful than my making armour.

See comment to Jesse, above.

[blackfoot]

See comment to Jesse, above.

Actually, my hold up is I need one of these (http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/post-cheapasshammer.jpg).

[soapbox]

Maybe Little H can learn ya how to arc weld. :w00t:

She teaches me a lot of stuff, but so far she hasn't shared those secrets just yet. I think Colonel Soapbox told her not to (those two are thick as thieves).

Welding is definitely on my bucket list. I'm checking a few items off here and there (ham radio, tube radios), so welding might bubble up to the top in a couple of years. Also, CNC machining. There's a certain, um, part for something that definitely isn't a gun that I want to replicate.

In other news, my 1958 tube radio (http://www.radiomuseum.org/r/emud_t7279.html) came in the mail from the Bay, and it's quite a bit bigger than I expected, but it's in beautiful condition. The whole thing needs cleaning, especially some of the electronic components, but even the "magic eye" tuning tube works.

[GFlanagan3]

Actually, my hold up is I need one of these (http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/post-cheapasshammer.jpg).

the googles or the snazzy grey pants/shirt combo?:thumbup1:

[soapbox]

Actually, my hold up is I need one of these (http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/post-cheapasshammer.jpg).

Pneumatic hammer? What, you want to make five breastplates a day? And it's not like you can make chainmail with that thing anyway, mister.

[soapbox]

the googles or the snazzy grey pants/shirt combo?:thumbup1:

Definitely the googles. :laugh:

[GFlanagan3]

Definitely the googles. :laugh:

I dunno the grey stuff is kinda stylin :001_cool:

[RichGem]

She teaches me a lot of stuff, but so far she hasn't shared those secrets just yet. I think Colonel Soapbox told her not to (those two are thick as thieves).

Welding is definitely on my bucket list. I'm checking a few items off here and there (ham radio, tube radios), so welding might bubble up to the top in a couple of years. Also, CNC machining. There's a certain, um, part for something that definitely isn't a gun that I want to replicate.

In other news, my 1958 tube radio (http://www.radiomuseum.org/r/emud_t7279.html) came in the mail from the Bay, and it's quite a bit bigger than I expected, but it's in beautiful condition. The whole thing needs cleaning, especially some of the electronic components, but even the "magic eye" tuning tube works.\


Awesome find on the radio and that the magic eye still works, even nicer. Do beware that in most old tyme radios, the chasis (sp) is electrically "hot" and also not grounded. Touching any metal part (or the antenna wire that sticks out the back) will get you a nice 220 volt shock... tho by '58 that all may have been taken care of (not sure).

Yes, it's a lesson I learned the hard way.

[blackfoot]

She teaches me a lot of stuff, but so far she hasn't shared those secrets just yet. I think Colonel Soapbox told her not to (those two are thick as thieves).

Welding is definitely on my bucket list. I'm checking a few items off here and there (ham radio, tube radios), so welding might bubble up to the top in a couple of years. Also, CNC machining. There's a certain, um, part for something that definitely isn't a gun that I want to replicate.

In other news, my 1958 tube radio (http://www.radiomuseum.org/r/emud_t7279.html) came in the mail from the Bay, and it's quite a bit bigger than I expected, but it's in beautiful condition. The whole thing needs cleaning, especially some of the electronic components, but even the "magic eye" tuning tube works.

That is pretty cool.


the googles or the snazzy grey pants/shirt combo?:thumbup1:

Googles or goggles? Either way, those are cheap. The pants/shirt combo though...:wink2:


Pneumatic hammer? What, you want to make five breastplates a day? And it's not like you can make chainmail with that thing anyway, mister.

Chain mail is not too hard as long as you just use butted rings and not riveted rings. I do not think I have the patience for the riveted rings. As far as the Planishing Hammer, it just seems I could do smoother work with that than I could by hand. I may give it a go any how.

[soapbox]

\


Awesome find on the radio and that the magic eye still works, even nicer. Do beware that in most old tyme radios, the chasis (sp) is electrically "hot" and also not grounded. Touching any metal part (or the antenna wire that sticks out the back) will get you a nice 220 volt shock... tho by '58 that all may have been taken care of (not sure).

Yes, it's a lesson I learned the hard way.

Very near the top of the list for this one is a new three-prong electrical cord, tied to the ground. The existing plug and wire was apparently designed by a Darwin Award winner. Most of the design is excellent, but the cord...less so.

Some of the wires appear to have been repaired, and the two side speakers aren't quite working either. But a fifty-year-old radio will have some flaws.

[soapbox]

Chain mail is not too hard as long as you just use butted rings and not riveted rings. I do not think I have the patience for the riveted rings.

I thought that riveting the rings made the armor much, much better?

[blackfoot]

I thought that riveting the rings made the armor much, much better?

Oh, it does. It also makes it 5 times the work. I can flatten the rings, but I am not sure of a economical means of making the holes. I drill just seems like a bad idea. May be the only option though.

[RichGem]

Oh, it does. It also makes it 5 times the work. I can flatten the rings, but I am not sure of a economical means of making the holes. I drill just seems like a bad idea. May be the only option though.

If you're really good, I'll let you retrofit one of the older penguinators. :001_rolle

[blackfoot]

If you're really good, I'll let you retrofit one of the older penguinators. :001_rolle

:w00t: An early model wil be more than adequate, I am sure.

[gollum83]

Nerds, geeks, and chain mail? :001_huh:

[blackfoot]

Nerds, geeks, and chain mail? :001_huh:

You're jealous you don't have chain mail?

[gollum83]

You're jealous you don't have chain mail?

I bet Adam doesn't have any either. If he did, it would just rust. :biggrin:

[soapbox]

You're jealous you don't have chain mail?

For whom do you make / to whom do you sell your armo[u]r? I bet shipping is a real pain!

[GFlanagan3]

Chain mail is not too hard as long as you just use butted rings and not riveted rings.

this is ALL very riveting but could we chain the subject? ummm change:lol:

[soapbuddy]

this is ALL very riveting but could we chain the subject? ummm change:lol:

:laugh:

[GFlanagan3]

For whom do you make / to whom do you sell your armo[u]r? I bet shipping is a real pain!

ship it? BAH..he simply sends out a 'chain letter':lol:

[jadam318]

Actually, my hold up is I need one of these (http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/post-cheapasshammer.jpg).

Anything you can make with that you should first be able to make with a hammer. :wink:


I bet Adam doesn't have any either. If he did, it would just rust. :biggrin:

No. I hand craft my own armor from stainless. No rust!

[SRock]

All your cheddar are belong to us :pirate:

Load 'er up boys!


77528

:lol:


Awesome! We'll be dining on bacon tonight boys! :w00t:

Mmmmm Bacon cheddar fries....

Who's got the potatoes?


You gotta love it when dinner comes right to you!

:lol:


Did I forget to mention that the bird has swine flu and the swine has bird flu?

Bwahahahahaha :laugh:

:eek:


77538

That's disgusting!!!

[moonshine44]

Lord knows there are probably a few Klingons around here. So, that won't do.

ftfy

[SRock]

I LOVE that movie! And that scene is one of the best! Well that, and:

"That ain't no gun! It was a hand cannon!"

+1 one of Tarantino's best works!


Oh, that's not me. That's just some guy on a 'Facepalm" poster.

You don't say!?!? :lol:


Oh my! That's worse than knowing Klingon! :ohmy:

No both are equally dorky. Although the Middle Earth bunch were the kids that got stuffed in their lockers. The only reason the Trekkies avoided being picked on is they were smart enough not to get caught alone with any of the jocks.


I'm not sure which is dorkier, though.

Both


I feel that there is a significant difference between being even a hardcore Tolkien or Roddenberry Fan, and knowing a language that never actually existed outside of a work of Fiction.

Believe me, I was much aggrieved at the "Lord of the Rings" Films and the latest "Star Trek" money grab for their departure from existing canon, but I have more important things in my life than trying to learn a pretend language.*





* Like browsing through Antique shops looking for stuff people used for personal grooming 50 to 100 years ago.

Neither LOTR or Star Trek bothered me. I can understand the direction they went with for both and why.

[SRock]

:lol::lol::lol:

I promise to keep the Geeky translating to one thread on my part. :thumbup1:

Thank you, though personally I'd prefer English in all of the threads.


Man, these SlagleReports keep getting shorter and shorter. :sad:

Sorry, Matt, just been very busy lately!


Maybe he's taking a steno class?

Nope


Something is wrong, very wrong.


No, nothings wrong just busy.


If he is, then I am disappointed he didn't tell us about it.

Nope, I'd tell ya! LOL.

[blackfoot]

Mmmmm Bacon cheddar fries....

Who's got the potatoes?

:w00t::w00t:

[RichGem]

Just thought I'd mention that "weshofmann" has joined the Czardom and the Shaved Penguins.

[blackfoot]

I bet Adam doesn't have any either. If he did, it would just rust. :biggrin:

:lol:


For whom do you make / to whom do you sell your armo[u]r? I bet shipping is a real pain!

I have not yet made armour. I want to and have studied it extensively. Klog even got a hold of some heavy gauge steel for us. We used some really thick cardboard to make a few practice patterns too. Like you, I have many "I want to try"s. I'll get around to it beffore too long.


this is ALL very riveting but could we chain the subject? ummm change:lol:

:001_rolle


Anything you can make with that you should first be able to make with a hammer. :wink:



No. I hand craft my own armor from stainless. No rust!

Which is what I will probably end up doing. Good call on the stainless, BTW.


No both are equally dorky. Although the Middle Earth bunch were the kids that got stuffed in their lockers. The only reason the Trekkies avoided being picked on is they were smart enough not to get caught alone with any of the jocks.

I had several attempts made to do such evils to me. However, when cornered, I could always fight my way out. The Vice Principal always punished me, no mater what I did. He didn't like the school geek beating up all the jocks, I guess. It's funny, I never lost a fight in school, and believe me, I was in plenty. Yet, I was neatly 25 before it finally occurred to me I wasn't a wimp and could handle about anyone that tried anything on me. :blush:

[blackfoot]

Thank you, though personally I'd prefer English in all of the threads.



Sorry, Matt, just been very busy lately!



Nope




No, nothings wrong just busy.



Nope, I'd tell ya! LOL.

Are you really going on vacation?

[blackfoot]

Just thought I'd mention that "weshofmann" has joined the Czardom and the Shaved Penguins.

:thumbup:

[blackfoot]

There are helicopters flying above my house and it is getting loud.

[gollum83]

No. I hand craft my own armor from stainless. No rust!

That's good thinking. Pee-proof armor! :lol:


No both are equally dorky. Although the Middle Earth bunch were the kids that got stuffed in their lockers. The only reason the Trekkies avoided being picked on is they were smart enough not to get caught alone with any of the jocks.

I did not get stuffed in any lockers. :mad3:


There are helicopters flying above my house and it is getting loud.

Quick Blake! Evacuate! They're on to you! :scared:

[blackfoot]

Quick Blake! Evacuate! They're on to you! :scared:

Once the defence system activates, I know it is time to take my leave.

[gollum83]

Sorry, Matt, just been very busy lately!

So Rob can't come out and play? :crying:

[blackfoot]

What the heck is that?

[gollum83]

Your flow chart is invalid. The Super Sonics no longer exist, just FYI.

[richmondesi]

Your flow chart is invalid. The Super Sonics no longer exist, just FYI.

It's still valid as a whole because that's only an ancillary component that can lead to a good day. The rest is still applicable.:glare:

[gollum83]

It's still valid as a whole because that's only an ancillary component that can lead to a good day. The rest is still applicable.:glare:

Is not. :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

Children!

[gollum83]

Children!

But mom!

[richmondesi]

Is not. :biggrin:

Is too:tongue_sm


Children!

Where :huh:


But mom!

:shocked:

[RichGem]

But mom!

I thought it was Skklog that dressed up like his mom. :confused:

[blackfoot]

I thought it was Skklog that dressed up like his mom. :confused:

Maybe I was adopted.

[blackfoot]

I know several of you are not married, but to those that are, Do you find each year a little harder to buy an anniversary gift? What is ten years supposed to be anyhow? Also, we are going to Chicago next weekend. Any suggestions (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=118038) are appreciated.

[gollum83]

Maybe I was adopted.

Or he was.