The Anything Thread

[gollum83]

Your history. :rolleyes:

Like you're one to talk. :rolleyes:

[gollum83]

Unless he makes us laugh enough. Then, who knows. Best keep us entertained Mr. Jester. We don't want any reogs. :eek:

Oh, that's not a problem. I have incriminating photos of Adam consorting with pirates that I can distribute to the Czar, if the need arises. :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

Umm, oh course not! What kind of monster are you?!?! :eek:


Psst!!!! Remember plausible deniability, Blake. It works. :shifty:

Got it. :thumbsup:


We're on his toes? Sounds painful.

Oh, you mean we keep him of his toes... in front of his computer... So, wouldn't keep him on his butt be more accurate? :biggrin:

Touché

[blackfoot]

Oh, that's not a problem. I have incriminating photos of Adam consorting with pirates that I can edit for the Czar, if the need arises. :biggrin:

That'a boy!

[blackfoot]

Like you're one to talk. :rolleyes:

My history will leave you as confused as my present and future.

[gollum83]

My history will leave you as confused as my present and future.

That statement is confusing all by itself.

[blackfoot]

That statement is confusing all by itself.

Precisely! :biggrin:

[kopio]

Man...I swear....if I take a few days off from this thread it grows like 10 PAGES!!!

It is possible that there could be a severe PAD (post acquisition disorder) associated with this thread?

Blackfoot?....How many posts did you have when you started in on this thread? 23? 24? I think we need to start a new 12 step group.

We admitted we were powerless over "no title" and that our lives had become unmanageable."

[blackfoot]

Man...I swear....if I take a few days off from this thread it grows like 10 PAGES!!!

It is possible that there could be a severe PAD (post acquisition disorder) associated with this thread?

Blackfoot?....How many posts did you have when you started in on this thread? 23? 24? I think we need to start a new 12 step group.

We admitted we were powerless over "no title" and that our lives had become unmanageable."

It would be interesting to see a breakdown of post counts by threads.

[kopio]

It would be interesting to see a breakdown of post counts by threads.

Hey you're the shave wiki guru.....can't you work some of your electronic hocus pocus and come up with some numbers for us?

[blackfoot]

Hey you're the shave wiki guru.....can't you work some of your electronic hocus pocus and come up with some numbers for us?

Wouldn't it change every time you posted?

[kopio]

If you could get the whole thread to print on one page the you could simply do a global search for "blackfoot" and it would tell you how many times the name blackfoot is mentioned. You'd have to do a little tweaking in order to cancel out all of the false hits (like when someone quotes you), but it would in theory be easy enough to do.

No....how to make this display as one really really really really really really really really long page :rolleyes:

[gollum83]

It would be interesting to see a breakdown of post counts by threads.

Well we can do this:

The top posters for this thread are:


sol92258 1,975
blackfoot 1,427
gollum83 866
Eagle 663
Gruder 656
burningdarkness 650
RichGem 636
Unit 91 604
profsaffel 514
Rollsshaver 485
burnwood 482
soapbox 464
gatto 428
richmondesi 426
micah1_8 358
OldSaw 353
GardenWeasel 351
rabidpotatochip 339
Dubbya 336
lamontqsanford 334

[kopio]

Ok....how did you do it?

[blackfoot]

If you could get the whole thread to print on one page the you could simply do a global search for "blackfoot" and it would tell you how many times the name blackfoot is mentioned. You'd have to do a little tweaking in order to cancel out all of the false hits (like when someone quotes you), but it would in theory be easy enough to do.

No....how to make this display as one really really really really really really really really long page :rolleyes:

That may crash the system. :lol:


Well we can do this:

The top posters for this thread are:


sol92258 1,975
blackfoot 1,427
gollum83 866
Eagle 663
Gruder 656
burningdarkness 650
RichGem 636
Unit 91 604
profsaffel 514
Rollsshaver 485
burnwood 482
soapbox 464
gatto 428
richmondesi 426
micah1_8 358
OldSaw 353
GardenWeasel 351
rabidpotatochip 339
Dubbya 336
lamontqsanford 334


I don't even recognise a couple of them.

[gollum83]

I don't even recognise a couple of them.

Well considering this thread started on May 15th, 2008 at 04:11 PM EST, I'm not surprised.

[Swampfox]

Keep laughing it up and you'll always be working to move up, my apprentice. Do I make myself clear? :devil:

Darth Gollum hath spoken!

[Swampfox]

He's happy because he's insane. You know what? That's the perfect example of the kind of awareness we need to generate.

[blackfoot]

He's happy because he's insane. You know what? That's the perfect example of the kind of awareness we need to generate.

Are you talking about me?

[blackfoot]

Well considering this thread started on May 15th, 2008 at 04:11 PM EST, I'm not surprised.

Just because they made the list doesn't mean they are still here, I guess.

[gollum83]

Are you talking about me?

Maybe he means me? I mean I did mention that I'm aware that I'm slightly crazy. :crazy:


What? I'm not crazy! Okay, well maybe, just maybe, I am, but not enough for an insane asylum. :whistling:

[jadam318]

Well we can do this:

The top posters for this thread are:


sol92258 1,975
blackfoot 1,427
gollum83 866
Eagle 663
Gruder 656
burningdarkness 650
RichGem 636
Unit 91 604
profsaffel 514
Rollsshaver 485
burnwood 482
soapbox 464
gatto 428
richmondesi 426
micah1_8 358
OldSaw 353
GardenWeasel 351
rabidpotatochip 339
Dubbya 336
lamontqsanford 334


Looks like I've got some catching up to do.

[Duckster]

You see, this go to show we welcome everyone, no matter their views and opinions. Even if they are incredibly stupid and wrong. :biggrin:

So, you think the Dolts will beat the Pats? You want to bet on it? Not cash. Something like: winner picks an avatar that the loser has to use for a week... or something like that? :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

Looks like I've got some catching up to do.

Be prepared to have back-up keyboards. I work with a guy that carried the replacement for the SAW in the army. (I think that is correct.) He said he had to carry extra barrels and switch them out as they heated up. It's good for keyboards too.

[jadam318]

Keep laughing it up and you'll always be working to move up, my apprentice. Do I make myself clear? :devil:

Aren't you a jester? Isn't laughing at you a compliment?


Oh, that's not a problem. I have incriminating photos of Adam consorting with pirates that I can distribute to the Czar, if the need arises. :biggrin:

Photos? What photos? If there were any photos, I'm sure Blake would have run across them by now.

[blackfoot]

So, you think the Dolts will beat the Pats? You want to bet on it? Not cash. Something like: winner picks an avatar that the loser has to use for a week... or something like that?

I am not a betting man and don't really even watch football regularly. However, out of support for my team, I'll take that bet.

[gollum83]

Be prepared to have back-up keyboards. I work with a guy that carried the replacement for the SAW in the army. (I think that is correct.) He said he had to carry extra barrels and switch them out as they heated up. It's good for keyboards too.

Mr. 43 posts a day would know. :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

Photos? What photos? If there were any photos, I'm sure Blake would have run across them by now.

It is so hard to keep track of which ones the Ministry created and which ones are original. :rolleyes:

[jadam318]

Be prepared to have back-up keyboards. I work with a guy that carried the replacement for the SAW in the army. (I think that is correct.) He said he had to carry extra barrels and switch them out as they heated up. It's good for keyboards too.

I'll check in to that.


Mr. 43 posts a day would know. :biggrin:


:lol: It is a fun thread.

[blackfoot]

Maybe he means me? I mean I did mention that I'm aware that I'm slightly crazy. :crazy:

Isn't a little insanity mandatory for membership?

[jadam318]

It is so hard to keep track of which ones the Ministry created and which ones are original. :rolleyes:

:glare: You're not helping me, here. :glare:

[gollum83]

Aren't you a jester? Isn't laughing at you a compliment?

Touché


Photos? What photos? If there were any photos, I'm sure Blake would have run across them by now.

I have my methods. :shifty:


It is so hard to keep track of which ones the Ministry created and which ones are original. :rolleyes:

And this helps too.

[Gruder]

Some nice memories of posts gone by associated with that list.

Made chili tonight. Mmmmmmm. Chili.

[jadam318]

Isn't a little insanity mandatory for membership?

Yes. No further discussion needed.

[jadam318]

Some nice memories of posts gone by associated with that list.


And more to come....

[gollum83]

Some nice memories of posts gone by associated with that list.

Made chili tonight. Mmmmmmm. Chili.

No pie?

[jadam318]

I have my methods. :shifty:



This I don't like. :glare:

[gollum83]

Isn't a little insanity mandatory for membership?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/Bunny-pancake.gif

[gollum83]

This I don't like. :glare:

Hmmm... What´s black and white and goes round and around?

[blackfoot]

Some nice memories of posts gone by associated with that list.

Made chili tonight. Mmmmmmm. Chili.

Chilli and grilled cheese sandwiches. I love that!

[Gruder]

No pie?

No pie. :frown:

There is, however, a leftover pie crust in the fridge. Any ideas?

[blackfoot]

Hmmm... What´s black and white and goes round and around?

Skunk on a merry-go-round.

[jadam318]

Hmmm... What´s black and white and goes round and around?

I'm gonna regret this, but what?

[blackfoot]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/Bunny-pancake.gif

We haven't seen the flap jack bunny for a while now.

[gollum83]

Skunk on a merry-go-round.


I'm gonna regret this, but what?

A penguin stuck in a revolving door.

[jadam318]

No pie. :frown:

There is, however, a leftover pie crust in the fridge. Any ideas?

quiche?

[gollum83]

We haven't seen the flap jack bunny for a while now.

Seemed like a good time to bring him back out.

[jadam318]

A penguin stuck in a revolving door.

Ba dum, ching

[Swampfox]

Hmmm... What´s black and white and goes round and around?

Blake's cat?

[jadam318]

Seemed like a good time to bring my back out.

I wasn't aware your back was missing?

[gollum83]

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10." The penguin pays and the bartender serves him his drink, saying, "You know, we don't get many penguins coming in here, you know." The penguin says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand." :biggrin:

[Swampfox]

Skunk on a merry-go-round.

rotflol

[gollum83]

I wasn't aware your back was missing?

Him. Him!

Oh, forget it. :frown:

[Swampfox]

Are you talking about me?

Possibly.....


Maybe he means me? I mean I did mention that I'm aware that I'm slightly crazy. :crazy:

Yeah, that's true......


Isn't a little insanity mandatory for membership?

At least that's what I was told when I joined.

[jadam318]

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10." The penguin pays and the bartender serves him his drink, saying, "You know, we don't get many penguins coming in here, you know." The penguin says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand." :biggrin:

Ok, that's pretty good.

[jadam318]

Since we're telling story jokes:

Lil Mary Sue's mom came to pick her up from school one day to find Lil' Mary Sue climbing up the flag pole.

"Mary Sue", she said " Come down from there. All the boys are going to see your panties!"

Lil' Mary Sue just laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing any underwear.

[gollum83]

At least that's what I was told when I joined.

At least we're up front about it. :biggrin:

[jadam318]

Him. Him!

Oh, forget it. :frown:

Oh! I get it now!

[Swampfox]

At least we're up front about it. :biggrin:

Zactly!


Oh! I get it now!

He's a mite slow, that one, huh?

[gollum83]

A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal." "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

[jadam318]

He's a mite slow, that one, huh?

No. Go back and read where I quoted Gollum. He had a, uh, grammatical error. Odd, I know, but I caught it for him.

[blackfoot]

blake's cat?

lol!


ok, that's pretty good.

+1

[Duckster]

I am not a betting man and don't really even watch football regularly. However, out of support for my team, I'll take that bet.

Here's a look at what Blake could look like next week:

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quiche?

Choose an avatar from above please :biggrin:

[Swampfox]

Just found a new thread that....well, forget it.:rolleyes:

[gollum83]

No. Go back and read where I quoted Gollum. He had a, uh, grammatical error. Odd, I know, but I caught it for him.

Ahem! Aren't apprentices supposed to make their superiors look good? :skep:

[Swampfox]

No. Go back and read where I quoted Gollum. He had a, uh, grammatical error. Odd, I know, but I caught it for him.

lol

[jadam318]

Lil' Mary Sue penguin was playing with matches out behind the barn when Mama Penguin catches her.

"Mary Sue", Mama Penguin exclaimed, "If you burn down that barn Daddy Penguin's gonna skin your hide!"

Lil' Mary Sue just laughed and laughed. She knew Daddy Penguin was in the barn.

[jadam318]

Ahem! Aren't apprentices supposed to make their superiors look good? :skep:

But I am! Look how many posts you've been able to accumulate defending yourself! :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

here's a look at what blake could look like next week:

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choose an avatar from above please :biggrin:

lmao!

[gollum83]

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"

The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue."

The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."

"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.

The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!"

"Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

[jadam318]

Here's a look at what Blake could look like next week:

74224 74225 74226 74227



Choose an avatar from above please :biggrin:

I must have missed something.

[gollum83]

But I am! Look how many posts you've been able to accumulate defending yourself! :biggrin:

We really need to work on your attitude. http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/050/c/f/_slaps_forehead__by_death_au.gif

[jadam318]

Lil' Mary Sue (sure, we can still call her a Penguin) was walking through the pasture when she noticed a fly sitting on a huge pile of poo. Lil' Mary Sue just laughed and laughed. She knew that fly couldn't do all that.

[blackfoot]

Here's a look at what Blake could look like next week:

74224 74225 74226 74227



Choose an avatar from above please :biggrin:

If the Patriots had a chance of wining, I would be worried. :biggrin:

[gollum83]

Here's a look at what Blake could look like next week:

74224 74225 74226 74227



Choose an avatar from above please :biggrin:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol:


I must have missed something.

Not really. Blake just made a stupid bet. Nothing out of the ordinary really. :lol:

[jadam318]

We really need to work on your attitude. http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/050/c/f/_slaps_forehead__by_death_au.gif

But...I thought I was helping.....:frown:

[jadam318]

Not really. Blake just made a stupid bet. Nothing out of the ordinary really. :lol:

If Blake loses the bet, does he have to become homosexual?

[Swampfox]

There is a disturbance in the farce.

[blackfoot]

Lil' Mary Sue penguin was playing with matches out behind the barn when Mama Penguin catches her.

"Mary Sue", Mama Penguin exclaimed, "If you burn down that barn Daddy Penguin's gonna skin your hide!"

Lil' Mary Sue just laughed and laughed. She knew Daddy Penguin was in the barn.

That's funny!

[jadam318]

That's funny!

Why, thank you, sir.

[blackfoot]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol:



Not really. Blake just made a stupid bet. Nothing out of the ordinary really. :lol:

It's only stupid if I thought I would lose.




Colts, please win! :eek:


If Blake loses the bet, does he have to become homosexual?

No, part of the bet was if I lost, you would have to though.

[Swampfox]

:001_unsur

[jadam318]

No, part of the bet was if I lost, you would have to though.

pfft. Don't be ridiculous. That'd be impossible to enforce. ...right? :frown:

[blackfoot]

This is great stuff!

[Duckster]

I must have missed something.

Maybe this:


So, you think the Dolts will beat the Pats? You want to bet on it? Not cash. Something like: winner picks an avatar that the loser has to use for a week... or something like that? :biggrin:


I am not a betting man and don't really even watch football regularly. However, out of support for my team, I'll take that bet.

Cool beans, Blake! :biggrin: The game is next Sunday night. Want to say; The loser has to use the winner's choice of avatar for one week starting the day after the game?

Any other rules you think we need to agree on?


Blake just made a stupid bet. Nothing out of the ordinary really. :lol:

Not really, the Colts are undefeated this season (so far).

[jadam318]

There is a disturbance in the farce.

Could you describe the disturbance?

[blackfoot]

pfft. Don't be ridiculous. That'd be impossible to enforce. ...right? :frown:

:whistling:

[gollum83]

:whistling:

:eek:

[jadam318]

Yup. That's what I missed. Thanks.

[jadam318]

:whistling:

:glare: What are you implying? :glare:



I fight dirty. Just so everyone knows. :glare:

[Swampfox]

Could you describe the disturbance?

The rift between you and your master have created vibrations.

[blackfoot]

Cool beans, Blake! :biggrin: The game is next Sunday night. Want to say; The loser has to use the winner's choice of avatar for one week starting the day after the game?

Any other rules you think we need to agree on?

Agreed. I can't think of anything else. I will start looking for your avatar. My wife will be leaving for Boston Sunday morning so I will actually be able to watch the game without interruption. :cool:

[Duckster]

If Blake loses the bet, does he have to become homosexual?


No, part of the bet was if I lost, you would have to though.

:lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

:glare: What are you implying? :glare:



I fight dirty. Just so everyone knows. :glare:

Another one I best leave alone! :eek:

[jadam318]

The rift between you and your master have created vibrations.

Oh, is that all? As long as the Cheddar is safe you have nothing to worry about.

[Swampfox]

Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.

[jadam318]

Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.

Matt, are we allowing one-liners tonight?

[jadam318]

Another one I best leave alone! :eek:

Good call.

[Swampfox]

Oh, is that all? As long as the Cheddar is safe you have nothing to worry about.

What about Colby?

[blackfoot]

Matt, are we allowing one-liners tonight?

Isn't it open mic night?

[Duckster]

Agreed. I can't think of anything else. I will start looking for your avatar. My wife will be leaving for Boston Sunday morning so I will actually be able to watch the game without interruption. :cool:

Colts vs Patriots games are usually good ones.



I'm thinking you might wanna be a pirate next week:

74230

[jadam318]

Isn't it open mic night?

Well, there are stipulations; guidelines, if you will.

[Swampfox]

Isn't it open mic night?

Thank you, thank you! :cool:

[jadam318]

What about Colby?

It's of little consequence.

[Swampfox]

Well, there are stipulations; guidelines, if you will.

Guidelines aren't rules. :rolleyes:

[gollum83]

Colts vs Patriots games are usually good ones.



I'm thinking you might wanna be a pirate next week:

74230

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[gollum83]

Guidelines aren't rules. :rolleyes:

Precisely.

[jadam318]

Colts vs Patriots games are usually good ones.



I'm thinking you might wanna be a pirate next week:

74230

Wow. That's glorious in so many ways. :lol:

[jadam318]

Guidelines aren't rules. :rolleyes:

No, but they still garner consequences. :rik1:

[blackfoot]

colts vs patriots games are usually good ones.



I'm thinking you might wanna be a pirate next week:

74230


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

+1! Rotflmao!

[gollum83]

No, but they still garner consequences. :rik1:

Only if you get caught. :wink:

[Swampfox]

No, but they still garner consequences. :rik1:

In your town, but we are not in your town. :biggrin:

[jadam318]

Only if you get caught. :wink:

Well...swampfox got caught. What do we do with him?

[gollum83]

+1! Rotflmao!

You know what this means now, don't you? The Colts have to lose. :lol:

[jadam318]

In your town, but we are not in your town. :biggrin:

Don't you worry. I know my way around North Carolina.

[Swampfox]

It's of little consequence.

Which Cheddar are we protecting anyhow? Sharp, Extra Sharp, Mild.....

[blackfoot]

No, but they still garner consequences. :rik1:

As someone who has to tiptoe around Standard Operating Guidelines and Standard Operating Procedures, you can get around SOG's a lot of the time. :wink:

[jadam318]

You know what this means now, don't you? The Colts have to lose. :lol:

Hey boss, are you above rigging a pro football game to see Blake wear that avatar for a week?

[Swampfox]

Colts vs Patriots games are usually good ones.



I'm thinking you might wanna be a pirate next week:

74230


Wow. That's glorious in so many ways. :lol:

rotflol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

[jadam318]

Which Cheddar are we protecting anyhow? Sharp, Extra Sharp, Mild.....

All of it.

[blackfoot]

You know what this means now, don't you? The Colts have to lose. :lol:

I better have someone over for the game for moral support in case we lose. Someone has to keep me from seppuku.

[jadam318]

As someone who has to tiptoe around Standard Operating Guidelines and Standard Operating Procedures, you can get around SOG's a lot of the time. :wink:

I may request your guidance soon, Blake. Off the record, of course. Is that cool?

[gollum83]

Hey boss, are you above rigging a pro football game to see Blake wear that avatar for a week?

I am, but pirates like Duckster aren't. :cool:

[blackfoot]

I may request your guidance soon, Blake. Off the record, of course. Is that cool?

I love off the record!

[blackfoot]

I am, but pirates like Duckster aren't. :cool:

:cool:

[jadam318]

I am, but pirates like Duckster aren't. :cool:

Noted.


I like the Colts, but I kind of want them to lose now. Sorry, Blake, but that'd be extremely entertaining for a lot of people.

[jadam318]

I love off the record!

I thought you might.

[thunderball]

The Battle of Bannockburn!

[gollum83]

Which Cheddar are we protecting anyhow? Sharp, Extra Sharp, Mild.....

Do you even need to ask?

[Swampfox]

Well...swampfox got caught. What do we do with him?

Caught, no Tory shall ever catch me!


Don't you worry. I know my way around North Carolina.

That's what she said.


As someone who has to tiptoe around Standard Operating Guidelines and Standard Operating Procedures, you can get around SOG's a lot of the time. :wink:

I am a fox, and slink around all the time.


I may request your guidance soon, Blake. Off the record, of course. Is that cool?

It's still recorded.


I love off the record!

Uh-huh.


I thought you might.

Bribes are unacceptable.

[Swampfox]

Do you even need to ask?

I was just told Cheddar.

[SRock]

At least we provide the mods with quality entertainment! :biggrin:

Eh, it's more fun to be a part of the fun. I like it best when no modding is necessary and we all get to laugh!


Rob probably never dreamed we would keep so busy and on his toes. :biggrin:

While some aspects have been a learning experience its still all a great deal of fun!


ftfy. :biggrin:

:lol:


At least we're up front about it. :biggrin:

:lol::lol:


Ahem! Aren't apprentices supposed to make their superiors look good? :skep:

:shifty:


There is a disturbance in the farce.

:lol:

[jadam318]

I was just told Cheddar.

And that's exactly what I meant. Mild cheddar, sharp cheddar, etc... It's all cheddar.

[Swampfox]

Still entertaining the mods. :biggrin:

[jadam318]

Caught, no Tory shall ever catch me!

Who you callin' "Tory"?




That's what she said.

:thumbdown




Bribes are unacceptable.

You're new around here, aren't you?

[Swampfox]

Who you callin' "Tory"?


:thumbdown

You're new around here, aren't you?

Only Tories try to catch the Swampfox. :biggrin:

New?! Bah! New as in 3 month old fungus?

[skklog]

cute baby skklog was a momma's boy and got away with anything and always blamed it on me. We didn't see eye to eye as kids. :rolleyes:


skklog? A momma's boy? What happened? :lol::lol::lol:

Bwwahahahahaha!!!!!! http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-evil-grin-smileys-751.gif




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I don't see my name http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Sad/crying-024.png


pfft. Don't be ridiculous. That'd be impossible to enforce. ...right? :frown:

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I fight dirty. Just so everyone knows. :glare:

that's ok I don't let the fight even start http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Battle/car.gif


i better have someone over for the game for moral support in case we lose. Someone has to keep me from seppuku.

don't you mean help?

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[jadam318]

Only Tories try to catch the Swampfox. :biggrin:

New?! Bah! New as in 3 month old fungus?

Then what do you call those that actually catch the swampfox?

[Swampfox]

Then what do you call those that actually catch the swampfox?

Nobody. It is improbable. :rolleyes:

[jadam318]

Nobody. It is improbable. :rolleyes:

"Improbable"? I like my odds.

[Swampfox]

Where is that Basement Cat?

[Swampfox]

"Improbable"? I like my odds.

i can't say impossible, because nothing is impossible.

[gollum83]

Bwwahahahahaha!!!!!! http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-evil-grin-smileys-751.gif

:scared:


I don't see my name http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Sad/crying-024.png

There, there. You'll get there soon enough. :a22:


that's ok I don't let the fight even start http://freesmileyface.net/smiley/Battle/car.gif

I like the way Skklog thinks. I also really, really, really like that he's on our side. :biggrin:


don't you mean help?

http://badgerandblade.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=972&pictureid=1531

Ah, brotherly love. There's nothing else like it. :lol:

[skklog]

I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.

What! you sing in the shower.

[jadam318]

i can't say impossible, because nothing is impossible.

exactly!

[SRock]

Nah, P and I go way back. We went to college in adjoining states, and he even came to visit my state once every couple of years... :tongue:

P? I thought I was the only one who got to call him P. :lol:

He is after all the MANning!


Fascinating! I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. :biggrin:

+1 :lol:


I'm also in a FF league at The Shave Den. There we have 12 teams and play head-to-head. It's a challenge trying to start a half-way decent team every week. I'm lucky to have one star player play every week. My No Title team has stars on the bench every week... still fun though :thumbsup:

Prediction: The Defenders will tank next week after the Patriots crush, kill and destroy the Dolts!! :a6: .... Yes, I'm a Patriots fan :001_smile

You know I have a few Pats on my Fantasy team as well. It'll probably be a good week for me no matter who wins. That said, I'd rather see the Colts beat the pats than beat you guys in FF.


You see, this go to show we welcome everyone, no matter their views and opinions. Even if they are incredibly stupid and wrong. :biggrin:

Oh man, I don't know. People talk bad about the Colts and the Ban button starts looking mighty fine! :lol::lol:

J/K of course. :lol:


It would be interesting to see a breakdown of post counts by threads.

Are you sure you want to see such a monster? :lol:


I don't even recognise a couple of them.

This saddens me. Many of these vets are the old guard, the guys that grew this thread from birth and made it what it is.


So, you think the Dolts GREATEST TEAM OF THE LAST DECADE will beat the Pats? You want to bet on it? Not cash. Something like: winner picks an avatar that the loser has to use for a week... or something like that? :biggrin:

FTFY.

Actually I see this game as pretty even. If either team has an advantage its the Colts and simply because it is a home game. Before this season started I predicted that the Colts would be undefeated going into this game. I also don't like undefeated seasons. That becomes the media focus and I think it causes a great deal of undue stress. To tell the truth I'd rather they lose now and then win the SB but we'll see.

GO COLTS!!!


I am not a betting man and don't really even watch football regularly. However, out of support for my team, I'll take that bet.

Good man!


Some nice memories of posts gone by associated with that list.

Made chili tonight. Mmmmmmm. Chili.

+1 on both. We had white bean chicken chili the other night. Mmmmmm


Any other rules you think we need to agree on?

I think you should agree to a month with your new avatars, or better yet until the AFC championship game! :lol:


You know what this means now, don't you? The Colts have to lose. :lol:

Noooooo

Wait, shouldn't you be supporting your fellow cheese head? You should be supporting the Colts in the hopes that Duckster gets the silly avatar!


Hey boss, are you above rigging a pro football game to see Blake wear that avatar for a week?

Noooooo

See comments above! Go Colts!


I like the Colts, but I kind of want them to lose now. Sorry, Blake, but that'd be extremely entertaining for a lot of people.

Again, I say:

Noooooo

Wow, Blake I really put that to use today! :wink:

[gollum83]

Only Tories try to catch the Swampfox. :biggrin:

New?! Bah! New as in 3 month old fungus?

You're a fungus? I thought you were a fox.

[jadam318]

You're a fungus? I thought you were a fox.

Well said, boss.




And my learning continues...:smartass:

[Duckster]

Hey boss, are you above rigging a pro football game to see Blake wear that avatar for a week?


I am, but pirates like Duckster aren't. :cool:

"Accidents" happen


74236

[gollum83]

He is after all the MANning!

More proof that clowns aren't funny. :tongue:


Noooooo

Wait, shouldn't you be supporting your fellow cheese head? You should be supporting the Colts in the hopes that Duckster gets the silly avatar!

Um, no. I mean yes... or no... yes... umm, no... definitely no... :001_unsur

Honestly, I would be rooting for the Pats regardless. Growing up watching U of M football, I would much rather see Tom Brady and the Patriots win than the Colts.

[blackfoot]

Noted.


I like the Colts, but I kind of want them to lose now. Sorry, Blake, but that'd be extremely entertaining for a lot of people.

Wouldn't it be more fun for your brethren of the Czardom win and Duckster get the ridiculous avatar?

The Ministry of Internal Security and Foreign Affairs is disturbed by the lack of support.

Hey, might a well play the cards I hold, right?


Are you sure you want to see such a monster? :lol:

Perhaps not. :rolleyes:


This saddens me. Many of these vets are the old guard, the guys that grew this thread from birth and made it what it is.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z167/jj74gt/salute.gif


Actually I see this game as pretty even. If either team has an advantage its the Colts and simply because it is a home game. Before this season started I predicted that the Colts would be undefeated going into this game. I also don't like undefeated seasons. That becomes the media focus and I think it causes a great deal of undue stress. To tell the truth I'd rather they lose now and then win the SB but we'll see.

GO COLTS!!!

Couldn't have said it better myself.


Noooooo

Wait, shouldn't you be supporting your fellow cheese head? You should be supporting the Colts in the hopes that Duckster gets the silly avatar!

Yeah!


Noooooo

See comments above! Go Colts!



Again, I say:

Noooooo

Wow, Blake I really put that to use today! :wink:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

Sorry, had to rotate keyboards. :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

The Battle of Bannockburn!

Shouldn't burn Bannock. It is great stuff though. Especially when camping.


Bribes are unacceptable.

Says who?


You're new around here, aren't you?

:biggrin:


Nobody. It is improbable. :rolleyes:

Inconceivable!

[gollum83]

Sorry, had to rotate keyboards. :biggrin:

Did the other get a flat? :biggrin:

[SRock]

"Accidents" happen


74236

Ah, but if you look closely at that picture you can clearly see that Peyton has picked his target 50 or so yards down field and regardless of the late hit (that is coming) he will hit his mark....

Touchdown Colts!


More proof that clowns aren't funny. :tongue:



Um, no. I mean yes... or no... yes... umm, no... definitely no... :001_unsur

Honestly, I would be rooting for the Pats regardless. Growing up watching U of M football, I would much rather see Tom Brady and the Patriots win than the Colts.

Blasphemy!


Sorry, had to rotate keyboards. :biggrin:

I feel your pain!

[gollum83]

Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[gollum83]

Blasphemy!

Oh! Like I haven't heard that one before! :rolleyes:

[jadam318]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

inconceivable - "Lack of ability to conceive"

Right?

[gollum83]

inconceivable - "Lack of ability to conceive"

Right?

Oh, for the love of... Someone get this man a copy of The Princess Bride and stat!!! :ohmy:

[blackfoot]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I would have to rate this movie right up there with Holy Grail for quality entertainment. :thumbup:

[blackfoot]

What! you sing in the shower.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[gollum83]

I would have to rate this movie right up there with Holy Grail for quality entertainment. :thumbup:

I'm not left-handed either. :lol:

[blackfoot]

Well, I am off to work to battle the forces of good and evil. C-ya!

[gollum83]

What! you sing in the shower.

You don't?

[soapbox]

Well, I am off to work to battle the forces of good and evil. C-ya!

You get the good and bad every night, don't you? See you in the morning bud.

[soapbox]

Shouldn't burn Bannock. It is great stuff though. Especially when camping.

Tougher to pull off when backpacking, but when camping, yes!

[soapbox]

Oh, for the love of... Someone get this man a copy of The Princess Bride and stat!!! :ohmy:

Where's the required reading list for the Clown House, anyway?

[SRock]

You don't?

I play the mandolin in the shower. My singing voice is terrible.

[soapbox]

I play the mandolin in the shower. My singing voice is terrible.

Must be a b***h to keep in tune.

[SRock]

Oh! Like I haven't heard that one before! :rolleyes:

:lol:


Well, I am off to work to battle the forces of good and evil. C-ya!

Good luck, have fun and stay safe!

[SRock]

Must be a b***h to keep in tune.

Not nearly as rough as playing the saxophone in there though. It always filled up with water so fast. What a PITA. :lol:

[kopio]

OK guys....I know this question is completely off topic...but I trust you guys (call it foolishness) and I'm guessing you might know better than me.

What's the best boar brush?

Semogue 1305?
Omega 81056?
Boreal 976?
Omega 11137
Omega 632 (I think this one is badger)?

I don't know what to go with. Suggestions? Do any of you guys have one of these? Any input would be welcomed.

[soapbox]

OK guys....I know this question is completely off topic...but I trust you guys (call it foolishness) and I'm guessing you might know better than me.

What's the best boar brush?

Semogue 1305?
Omega 81056?
Boreal 976?
Omega 632 (I think this one is badger)?

I don't know what to go with. Suggestions? Do any of you guys have one of these? Any input would be welcomed.

Not a boar user, but (a) I'm sure you'll get some good advice, (b) I'm "boar curious" :eek: (actually, that's a great custom title, but not as good/bad as my current one), and (c) since they're not expensive, once you report on one you like, I might just buy one to see.

[kopio]

Not a boar user, but (a) I'm sure you'll get some good advice, (b) I'm "boar curious" :eek: (actually, that's a great custom title, but not as good/bad as my current one), and (c) since they're not expensive, once you report on one you like, I might just buy one to see.
FWIW....your current custom title is quite possibly my favorite one. That tag line runs through my head several times a day (I work with the public)....sometimes eyebleach is just the thing!:scared:

[jadam318]

Oh, for the love of... Someone get this man a copy of The Princess Bride and stat!!! :ohmy:


Where's the required reading list for the Clown House, anyway?

:blush::blushing::blush:

(sigh) Y'all get me a copy of the list. I'll start working on it.....

[RichGem]

:blush::blushing::blush:

(sigh) Y'all get me a copy of the list. I'll start working on it.....

Cinematically:

History of the World, Pt1
Young Frankenstein
Monty Python/Holy Grail

for starters

[SRock]

OK guys....I know this question is completely off topic...but I trust you guys (call it foolishness) and I'm guessing you might know better than me.

What's the best boar brush?

Semogue 1305?
Omega 81056?
Boreal 976?
Omega 11137
Omega 632 (I think this one is badger)?

I don't know what to go with. Suggestions? Do any of you guys have one of these? Any input would be welcomed.

I'm not a big boar fan. That said, I tried several as I was trying to decide what was best for me and in my opinion you can't go wrong with the Omega Pro series. Great brushes at a good price.

[soapbox]

Some friends of mine and I once started a list of movies that would allow you to get [more|all] of the jokes on The Simpsons. It's out of date now, but it's also a good list of good and bad movies. (the occasional decimals were the result of a collaborative effort and no one wanting to re-format the list). Also, I haven't seen all of these either, but, well, you asked for it.

1. Pink Flamingos

1.5 Pecker

2. Clerks

3. A Clockwork Orange

5. The original Shaft

5.5 Dolomite

6. The original Planet of the Apes

7. Logan's Run

8. Run Lola Run

9. The Running Man

9.5. Blade Runner

10. Blazing Saddles

10.5 Space Balls

10.75 The Producers

11. Strange Brew

12. The Kentucky Fried Movie (Samuel L. Bronkowitz presents...)

13. Amazon Women on the Moon

14. Forbidden Planet

15. Remains of the Day - (Anthony Hopkins / Emma Thompson)

16. Godzilla (the 1950s classic, with Raymond Burr)

19. The Seventh Seal

21. The Seven Samurai

22. The Magnificent Seven

23. Seven

24. Rashomon

26. Never Cry Wolf

26.5. Dances with Wolves

26.75 Waterworld

27. Hollywood Shuffle

27a. Friday

28. Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

29. Evil Dead I & II, Army of Darkness

30. Casablanca

33. Ben-Hur

35. Blues Brothers

36. "Rear Window", "Vertigo", "North by Northwest. "Rope" is one of my favorites -- almost the entire movie was shot with one camera, almost theater-style.

37. Jerk, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, 3 Amigos.

38. <<La cage aux folles>> and "The Birdcage" French humor vs. English for the same plot line, but different takes on it

39. Animal House & the Blues Brothers

40. Robin Hood: Prince of Theives ---> Robin Hood: Men in Tights

41. Ocean's 11 (Rat Pack) ---> Ocean's 11 (Modern)

42. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

44. Waking Life

45. Yellowbeard (rare movie: Madeline Kahn, Cheech & Chong, most of Monty Python...)

46. Fargo

47. Frankenstein, or Dracula, or The Mummy (The originals, with Boris Karloff or Bela Lugosi, e.g.)

48. Dinner with Andre

49. The Last Temptation of Christ

50. Uncle Buck

51. Hackers

52. Paint your wagon

53. Fantasia

54. Smokey and the Bandit

55. The Time Machine (Original)

56. The Neverending Story

57. Boogie Nights (and possibly Magnolia, if anyone's inclined to sit through a 3 hour long art film.)

58. The Boondock Saints

60. Fight Club (or has everyone seen this?)

61. Six Degrees of Separation

62. Time Bandits (bad movie, good fun)

63. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

64. Silverado (see 26.5, above, for more)

65. Tombstone

67. Has everyone seen Raiders of the Lost ark, Temple of Doom (gack) and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?

68. The Pink Panther / Strikes Again / Shot in the Dark

69. Pale Rider and/or Unforgiven

70. The Muppet Movie

71. Requiem for a dream

72. Rambo

76. Top Secret (A fantastic sendup of spy movies, Elvis movies, and The Blue Lagoon)

77. Hot Shots

78. Krull

79. The Beastmaster. Rip Torn as the evil dictator...so craptacular.

80. Gleaming the Cube

81. Pumping Iron & Hercules in N.Y.

82. Rock and Roll High School

83. Basquiat

84. Inherit the Wind

85. The Last Supper

86. Ring (Japanese horror flick)

87. A Fish Called Wanda

88. Tron

89. The Graduate

90. Easy Rider

91. Usual Suspects

92. Natural Born Killers

93. The godfathers. All three of them.

95. The Great Dictator

96. Taxi Driver

97. The Deer Hunter

98. Raging Bull

99. Casino

100. Duck Soup and/or Horsefeathers (Marx Brothers movies)

101. Enter the Dragon

[sol92258]

OK guys....I know this question is completely off topic...but I trust you guys (call it foolishness) and I'm guessing you might know better than me.

What's the best boar brush?

Semogue 1305?
Omega 81056?
Boreal 976?
Omega 11137
Omega 632 (I think this one is badger)?

I don't know what to go with. Suggestions? Do any of you guys have one of these? Any input would be welcomed.


from personal experience, my Omega is the best boar that I've used, but it's only comparison I can draw it with is my Burma Shave (not even sure it's boar at this point :confused:), and a Van Der Hagen.

That said, there are a LOT of extremely positive comments about the Semogue boars over at TSD...I'm actually a bit tempted myself to get one, but am going to wait awhile, as I have another project in mind

[gollum83]

OK guys....I know this question is completely off topic...but I trust you guys (call it foolishness) and I'm guessing you might know better than me.

What's the best boar brush?

Semogue 1305?
Omega 81056?
Boreal 976?
Omega 11137
Omega 632 (I think this one is badger)?

I don't know what to go with. Suggestions? Do any of you guys have one of these? Any input would be welcomed.

You can't go wrong with an Omega. That said, I like the Semogue 2000 a lot better than the Omega Pro I have, probably because it's a bit denser and uses thicker bristle. So it has a little more backbone to it, but the tips are softening up quite nicely. As for Boreal, I haven't tried any of their brushes.

[VR6ofpain]

backbone

http://www.southtexaschiro.com/images/backbone.gif

[gollum83]

And we're back on track. :rolleyes:

[Duckster]

Well we can do this:

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<snip>

This 'sol' chap must be one of them old guard fellows :001_unsur









Hi Jim :biggrin:

[Macion grey]

I pledge to uphold the tersely cogent values of a python on amphetamines.

[kopio]

And we're back on track. :rolleyes:

Yeah...like I said sorry for going off topic.....but this is a SHAVING forum, so I thought it might be ok.

Thanks for all the advise....I'm leaning towards an Omega.

[sol92258]

This 'sol' chap must be one of them old guard fellows :001_unsur









Hi Jim :biggrin:


Old?
OLD?
why, I remember when this thread was just a young lil' thing, hardly off its spool. And it was Waldo for a while and would disappear, and then would reappear at the oddest of times, then disappear, rename itself, and reappear, ad infinitum - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

[Duckster]

I pledge to uphold the tersely cogent values of a python on amphetamines.

Hmmm... that's the same oath our Congress pledges.

[jadam318]

Old?
OLD?
why, I remember when this thread was just a young lil' thing, hardly off its spool. And it was Waldo for a while and would disappear, and then would reappear at the oddest of times, then disappear, rename itself, and reappear, ad infinitum - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Wow! Where have you been all this time? That was a fantastic story! Can we hear another?

[jadam318]

That's some list...I like it, though. I'll update my Netflix queue soon.

I've actually seen a lot of those. I think Monty Python thing is holding me back. That should be arriving next from Netflix.

[Duckster]

Old?
OLD?
why, I remember when <snip>

Looks like you need a new avatar young man. Feel free to use one of these (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1609494&postcount=17167).


:biggrin:

[moonshine44]

What! you sing in the shower?

Doesn't everybody?

[blackfoot]

That's some list...I like it, though. I'll update my Netflix queue soon.

I've actually seen a lot of those. I think Monty Python thing is holding me back. That should be arriving next from Netflix.

Your advancement will improve greatly if you just watch that one.

[blackfoot]

Not a boar user, but (a) I'm sure you'll get some good advice, (b) I'm "boar curious" :eek: (actually, that's a great custom title, but not as good/bad as my current one), and (c) since they're not expensive, once you report on one you like, I might just buy one to see.

:lol::lol::lol:


FWIW....your current custom title is quite possibly my favorite one. That tag line runs through my head several times a day (I work with the public)....sometimes eyebleach is just the thing!:scared:

I feel your pain brother! :scared:


Old?
OLD?
why, I remember when this thread was just a young lil' thing, hardly off its spool. And it was Waldo for a while and would disappear, and then would reappear at the oddest of times, then disappear, rename itself, and reappear, ad infinitum - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

That was hilarious!

[blackfoot]

I play the mandolin in the shower. My singing voice is terrible.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


Must be a b***h to keep in tune.

Good point. :thumbup1:


Not nearly as rough as playing the saxophone in there though. It always filled up with water so fast. What a PITA. :lol:

The reed has to be a pain to keep dry too.


Doesn't everybody?

No

[Gruder]

Old?
OLD?
why, I remember when this thread was just a young lil' thing, hardly off its spool. And it was Waldo for a while and would disappear, and then would reappear at the oddest of times, then disappear, rename itself, and reappear, ad infinitum - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

:a14::a14::a14::a14::a14:

Chili woke me early this morning. Bad chili.

[gollum83]

:a14::a14::a14::a14::a14:

Chili woke me early this morning. Bad chili.

Did it wake up anyone else? :eek:

[blackfoot]

Did it wake up anyone else? :eek:

That is some bad chili! :eek:

[Swampfox]

You're a fungus? I thought you were a fox.

Have you been in a swamp lately? They're full of fungus. Easy to get some fungus on your fur.


Well said, my Master. I will not fail you again.


ftfy


Says who?

The Who are here?


Oh, for the love of... Someone get this man a copy of The Princess Bride and stat!!! :ohmy:

:lol:


Where's the required reading list for the Clown House, anyway?

We do need one.


Cinematically:

History of the World, Pt1
Young Frankenstein
Monty Python/Holy Grail

for starters

I watched the History of the World, but it is not my favorite. Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, and High Anxiety are my favorite Mel Brooks movies. Add Monty Python's Flying Circus to that list.


Your advancement will improve greatly if you just watch that one.

And then you will know the power of the crazy side.


That's some list...I like it, though. I'll update my Netflix queue soon.

I've actually seen a lot of those. I think Monty Python thing is holding me back. That should be arriving next from Netflix.

Just don't let the Rabbit scare you.

[soapbox]

I watched the History of the World, but it is not my favorite. Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, and High Anxiety are my favorite Mel Brooks movies. Add Monty Python's Flying Circus to that list.


High Anxiety is an often-overlooked gem of Mel Brooks'. It's not as funny as Young Frankenstein or Blazing Saddles -- both masterworks of film -- but it's great. Plus, hey, fun dance numbers!

[Swampfox]

Well, I am off to work to battle the forces of good and evil. C-ya!

Evil is a foot.


Old?
OLD?
why, I remember when this thread was just a young lil' thing, hardly off its spool. And it was Waldo for a while and would disappear, and then would reappear at the oddest of times, then disappear, rename itself, and reappear, ad infinitum - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones and my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

rotflol

[Swampfox]

What! you sing in the shower.

Not normally, but if the mood strikes me.


You don't?

No, but he talks to himself.


I play the mandolin in the shower. My singing voice is terrible.

Amazing! I knew this one fellah who peed in the shower. Unfortunately, he was always on the outside, peeing into the shower occupied by someone else.


Doesn't everybody?

Not always, and hopefully not all at the same time.

[Swampfox]

High Anxiety is an often-overlooked gem of Mel Brooks'. It's not as funny as Young Frankenstein or Blazing Saddles -- both masterworks of film -- but it's great. Plus, hey, fun dance numbers!

Being a Hitchcock fan, I thought it was a great spoof of those movies. But, I agree, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein are the pinnacles of Brooks' comic genius.

Although not a Brooks movie, The Frisco Kid is also very good and very funny.

[sol92258]

another morning...still funk'd...but am dang proud of and tremendously appreciative of our veterans (and future veterans).

hard to stay funkified when I think of what they/you've done to serve this country and protect the freedom and statutes that this nation is built upon.
the sacrifices made, courage found, discipline maintained, and honor deserved cannot possibly be fully shown by a single day of the year set aside to remember and reflect.

I pray that the service they have provided will never end up being in vain, and that men of character and heart and nobility continue to serve and stand for what this nation is, despite what the detractors - foreign and domestic - believe.

I'm terrible with words, but just know that God has blessed this nation, because it was founded by Godly men and women, and based upon Godly principles, not as a theocracy, but as a nation that recognizes God. There are many that believe otherwise, and that's their decision, and they have the freedom to believe so - that's part of what our veterans have served and fought and sacrificed to provide us.

Despite it's problems, there is tremendously more good than bad, and I'm proud to be an American, I love this country, and I salute (as a civilian) our men and women of the Armed Forces.

God Bless America, Bless God America

[moonshine44]

I would have to rate this movie right up there with Holy Grail for quality entertainment. :thumbup:

Absolutely!!!

[moonshine44]

Amazing! I knew this one fellah who peed in the shower. Unfortunately, he was always on the outside, peeing into the shower occupied by someone else.

That's just gross!!! :eek:

[blackfoot]

High Anxiety is an often-overlooked gem of Mel Brooks'. It's not as funny as Young Frankenstein or Blazing Saddles -- both masterworks of film -- but it's great. Plus, hey, fun dance numbers!

I'm not sure I ever saw this one.

[Swampfox]

That's just gross!!! :eek:

Just be glad you weren't there. :eek6:

[blackfoot]

:eek:

[gollum83]

I'm not sure I ever saw this one.

I've only seen it once. It's quite funny, although it certainly helps to have a good background in Hitchcock's films since it spoofs several of them.

[sol92258]

this thread is still going?

[blackfoot]

I've only seen it once. It's quite funny, although it certainly helps to have a good background in Hitchcock's films since it spoofs several of them.

That, I Have! :biggrin:

[Swampfox]

I'm not sure I ever saw this one.

You're missing out!

[sol92258]

:confused:

[blackfoot]

this thread is still going?

I'm not sure. Is it?

[gollum83]

this thread is still going?

Doubt not the power of cheddar! :w00t:

[sol92258]

inconceivable - "Lack of ability to conceive"

Right?

some say "inconceivable" is the state a woman is in for several weeks after childbirth...(not because it's physically impossible, but because of the memories of the process of childbirth are still fresh :biggrin1:)

but, in this instance (and 99.9999% here), it's a movie reference, as has already been pointed out :biggrin:

[jadam318]

this thread is still going?

Why would it stop?

[blackfoot]

Why would it stop?

The Mods banned all of the Czardom.

[jadam318]

another morning...still funk'd...but am dang proud of and tremendously appreciative of our veterans (and future veterans).

hard to stay funkified when I think of what they/you've done to serve this country and protect the freedom and statutes that this nation is built upon.
the sacrifices made, courage found, discipline maintained, and honor deserved cannot possibly be fully shown by a single day of the year set aside to remember and reflect.

I pray that the service they have provided will never end up being in vain, and that men of character and heart and nobility continue to serve and stand for what this nation is, despite what the detractors - foreign and domestic - believe.

I'm terrible with words, but just know that God has blessed this nation, because it was founded by Godly men and women, and based upon Godly principles, not as a theocracy, but as a nation that recognizes God. There are many that believe otherwise, and that's their decision, and they have the freedom to believe so - that's part of what our veterans have served and fought and sacrificed to provide us.

Despite it's problems, there is tremendously more good than bad, and I'm proud to be an American, I love this country, and I salute (as a civilian) our men and women of the Armed Forces.

God Bless America, Bless God America

+1 - Happy Veterans Day, and God bless to all you who have served or are serving our country.



You're not so bad with words.

[jadam318]

The Mods banned all of the Czardom.

Blake! What are you doing!? Don't give them any ideas!

[jadam318]

Ok, guys, I just spent a few minutes doctoring my Netflix queue. I've added Blazing Saddles (which I've seen, just not recently), History of the World, Young Frankenstien, and Robin Hood, Men in Tights (which I've also seen, just not recently). Monty Python/Holy Grail is already there.

I think I may have realized why I haven't seen many of these movies. I grew up laughing at Adam Sandler instead of Mel Brooks. Not that Brooks isn't funny, just that his stuff wasn't as popular. My friends and I talk in movie quotes constantly, but we quote Happy Gilmore, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, and that type of movie. Either way, I'm not opposed to being exposed to new (to me anyway) comedy.




some say "inconceivable" is the state a woman is in for several weeks after childbirth...(not because it's physically impossible, but because of the memories of the process of childbirth are still fresh :biggrin1:)

but, in this instance (and 99.9999% here), it's a movie reference, as has already been pointed out :biggrin:

Yeah, I know. I thought my comment was funny regardless, but alas...(sigh)

[Gruder]

Blake! What are you doing!? Don't give them any ideas!

Hmmmmmm.:shifty:

[Swampfox]

Ok, guys, I just spent a few minutes doctoring my Netflix queue. I've added Blazing Saddles (which I've seen, just not recently), History of the World, Young Frankenstien, and Robin Hood, Men in Tights (which I've also seen, just not recently). Monty Python/Holy Grail is already there.

I think I may have realized why I haven't seen many of these movies. I grew up laughing at Adam Sandler instead of Mel Brooks. Not that Brooks isn't funny, just that his stuff wasn't as popular. My friends and I talk in movie quotes constantly, but we quote Happy Gilmore, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, and that type of movie. Either way, I'm not opposed to being exposed to new (to me anyway) comedy.


Kids these days......

[blackfoot]

Ok, guys, I just spent a few minutes doctoring my Netflix queue. I've added Blazing Saddles (which I've seen, just not recently), History of the World, Young Frankenstien, and Robin Hood, Men in Tights (which I've also seen, just not recently). Monty Python/Holy Grail is already there.

I think I may have realized why I haven't seen many of these movies. I grew up laughing at Adam Sandler instead of Mel Brooks. Not that Brooks isn't funny, just that his stuff wasn't as popular. My friends and I talk in movie quotes constantly, but we quote Happy Gilmore, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, and that type of movie. Either way, I'm not opposed to being exposed to new (to me anyway) comedy.





Yeah, I know. I thought my comment was funny regardless, but alas...(sigh)


Kids these days......

That is exactly what I was going to say. :lol:

Anchorman was hilarious, BTW!

[Swampfox]

this thread is still going?

Where is it going? Is this thread self-propelled?


I'm not sure. Is it?

What?


The Mods banned all of the Czardom.

They did? When? Why? To what extent?

[sol92258]

..When? Why? To what extent?
with whom?

[Swampfox]

with whom?

How?

[Swampfox]

That is exactly what I was going to say. :lol:

Anchorman was hilarious, BTW!

LOL, well, I think Sandler and those guys were funnier when they were on SNL.

[Swampfox]

another morning...still funk'd...but am dang proud of and tremendously appreciative of our veterans (and future veterans).

hard to stay funkified when I think of what they/you've done to serve this country and protect the freedom and statutes that this nation is built upon.
the sacrifices made, courage found, discipline maintained, and honor deserved cannot possibly be fully shown by a single day of the year set aside to remember and reflect.

I pray that the service they have provided will never end up being in vain, and that men of character and heart and nobility continue to serve and stand for what this nation is, despite what the detractors - foreign and domestic - believe.

I'm terrible with words, but just know that God has blessed this nation, because it was founded by Godly men and women, and based upon Godly principles, not as a theocracy, but as a nation that recognizes God. There are many that believe otherwise, and that's their decision, and they have the freedom to believe so - that's part of what our veterans have served and fought and sacrificed to provide us.

Despite it's problems, there is tremendously more good than bad, and I'm proud to be an American, I love this country, and I salute (as a civilian) our men and women of the Armed Forces.

God Bless America, Bless God America

Great post! :thumbsup:

[Duckster]

Here's how...



74325

[Swampfox]

Here's how...



74325

I think I know that kid.....

[jadam318]

Here's how...



74325


I think I know that kid.....

Hey, Blake, look! They made a comic based on you!

[jadam318]

Kids these days......


That is exactly what I was going to say. :lol:



Yeah, yeah. Whatever. I remember buying my dad a copy of Blazing Saddles for Christmas one year and watching him laugh hysterically for hours. I laughed, too, just not as much as him. He told me it was a classic; the funniest thing ever.

How old are y'all, anyway? I didn't think there was that much of an age gap here.


Anchorman was hilarious, BTW!

Yes. Yes it is.


LOL, well, I think Sandler and those guys were funnier when they were on SNL.

I don't know, Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison were pretty good. Those and some of Chris Farley's movies (Tommy Boy and Black Sheep) will go down as classics.

[Swampfox]

Hey, Blake, look! They made a comic based on you!

rotflol!!!!! It's not a comic, dude, it's like the most totally awesome kids book series ever!

[Swampfox]

How old are y'all, anyway? I didn't think there was that much of an age gap here.

I doubt I am much older than you. I just always liked the older stuff. I mean, I enjoy Marx Brothers, Charlie Chaplin & Peter Sellers movies. My wife says I have an old soul, whatever that means.

Oh, I'm 32.



I don't know, Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison were pretty good. Those and some of Chris Farley's movies (Tommy Boy and Black Sheep) will go down as classics.

Chris Farley is a different story all together. He could make almost anything funny. He didn't even have to speak. The late John Candy was also another favorite of mine.

[jadam318]

rotflol!!!!! It's not a comic, dude, it's like the most totally awesome kids book series ever!

That's awesome! Encourage kids around the world to parade around in their underwear.

[soapbox]

how old are y'all, anyway? I didn't think there was that much of an age gap here.

38.

[gollum83]

I doubt I am much older than you. I just always liked the older stuff. I mean, I enjoy Marx Brothers, Charlie Chaplin & Peter Sellers movies. My wife says I have supremely good tastes, whatever that means.

ftfy. :wink:

[Swampfox]

ftfy. :wink:

:biggrin: Thank you, Sir Gollum, Lord Jester of the Cheddar Curtain.

[strat1117]

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. I remember buying my dad a copy of Blazing Saddles for Christmas one year and watching him laugh hysterically for hours. I laughed, too, just not as much as him. He told me it was a classic; the funniest thing ever.

How old are y'all, anyway? I didn't think there was that much of an age gap here.


:laugh::lol:!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! !:lol::laugh:

Ow! Now my back hurts.

[jadam318]

I'm 27, so not very much younger than many of you. I wouldn't think 8 or 10 years would make that much difference in movie world. I guess I just never really got into Monty Python, Mel Brooks, and what-not. Nothing against them. I just didn't.

[strat1117]

I'm 27, so not very much younger than many of you. I wouldn't think 8 or 10 years would make that much difference in movie world. I guess I just never really got into Monty Python, Mel Brooks, and what-not. Nothing against them. I just didn't.

I saw most of those movies before you were born (in an actual movie theater, with a balcony, where we could go smoke cigarettes)!!!

:wheelchair:

[Swampfox]

That's awesome! Encourage kids around the world to parade around in their underwear.

Better than nothing!

[jadam318]

Better than nothing!

True. But that's like saying it's better for me to punch you in the stomach than to punch you in the mouth. It would be better to not punch you at all. It would be better for kids to wear pants, at least until they understand they have to wear them in public.

[jadam318]

I saw most of those movies before you were born (in an actual movie theater, with a balcony, where we could go smoke cigarettes)!!!

:wheelchair:

That doesn't necessarily make you old. You're only as old as you feel, right?

[gollum83]

How old are y'all, anyway? I didn't think there was that much of an age gap here.

26.


:laugh::lol:!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! !:lol::laugh:

Ow! Now my back hurts.

You wanna aspirin? :biggrin:


I'm 27, so not very much younger than many of you. I wouldn't think 8 or 10 years would make that much difference in movie world. I guess I just never really got into Monty Python, Mel Brooks, and what-not. Nothing against them. I just didn't.

How? Why? What? Where? Who? :scared:


I saw most of those movies before you were born (in an actual movie theater, with a balcony, no sound, where we could go smoke cigarettes, I remember when talkies first came out, it was so amazing...)!!!

:wheelchair:

Neil's older than dirt, or so I've heard. :tongue:

[Swampfox]

True. But that's like saying it's better for me to punch you in the stomach than to punch you in the mouth. It would be better to not punch you at all. It would be better for kids to wear pants, at least until they understand they have to wear them in public.

Blake! I need help on this one!

[strat1117]

Neil's older than dirt, or so I've heard. :tongue:

I do remember when color TV first came out. :biggrin:

[Swampfox]

How? Why? What? Where? Who? :scared:

You need to train him better.

[gollum83]

I do remember when color TV first came out. :biggrin:

Yeah, so does my dad. :eek: