The Anything Thread

[gollum83]

It's not a squirrel and certainly not a dragon which is what he will tell you. We've decided that it's a muskrat with a flaming snot cannon.

Which is to say our illustrious Czar decided it was that, not that I'm one to dispute the that. :wink:

[Gruder]

It's not a squirrel and certainly not a dragon which is what he will tell you. We've decided that it's a muskrat with a flaming snot cannon.

See, I miss a couple of days and flaming snotting rodents invade the board. Scary.

(I miss scrat. :biggrin:)

[blackfoot]

See, I miss a couple of days and flaming snotting rodents invade the board. Scary.

(I miss scrat. :biggrin:)

I, for one, like Glaurung! Middle Earth is so under appreciated here.:rolleyes:

[gollum83]

See, I miss a couple of days and flaming snotting rodents invade the board. Scary.

(I miss scrat. :biggrin:)

Well I guess there's no pleasing some people.... :tongue:

[soapbox]

Morning gents. The little one is sleeping in a tad so I'm able to catch up a tick on the B&B. However, as with most days lately, today will involve lots of errands and chores around the new place.

However, I just gotta share some neat news about my new job. It's called a "visualization lab" and it means I get to build a display wall of 4 x 3 (30" each) LCD monitors, powered by a rack of linux servers with scorching graphics cards in them. The lab is small, and I'm unsure if the AC will be able to handle the heat load, and the rack will be noisy -- but a seven foot display will be too cool. I'll need to get a supervillain costume or something to go with it. :001_tongu

[blackfoot]

Bring in the comfy chair!

See, I thought that flew right under everyone's radar. :w00t:

[blackfoot]

Morning gents. The little one is sleeping in a tad so I'm able to catch up a tick on the B&B. However, as with most days lately, today will involve lots of errands and chores around the new place.

However, I just gotta share some neat news about my new job. It's called a "visualization lab" and it means I get to build a display wall of 4 x 3 (30" each) LCD monitors, powered by a rack of linux servers with scorching graphics cards in them. The lab is small, and I'm unsure if the AC will be able to handle the heat load, and the rack will be noisy -- but a seven foot display will be too cool. I'll need to get a supervillain costume or something to go with it. :001_tongu

Most certainly awesome! A supervillian costume does seem necessary. Here, I just want two screens. :rolleyes:

[RichGem]

Morning gents. The little one is sleeping in a tad so I'm able to catch up a tick on the B&B. However, as with most days lately, today will involve lots of errands and chores around the new place.

However, I just gotta share some neat news about my new job. It's called a "visualization lab" and it means I get to build a display wall of 4 x 3 (30" each) LCD monitors, powered by a rack of linux servers with scorching graphics cards in them. The lab is small, and I'm unsure if the AC will be able to handle the heat load, and the rack will be noisy -- but a seven foot display will be too cool. I'll need to get a supervillain costume or something to go with it. :001_tongu

And just what will you be visualizing there young man!? :eek:

(sounds really cool)

[RichGem]

See, I thought that flew right under everyone's radar. :w00t:

any lower and it'd be sonar.

[gollum83]

I, for one, like Glaurung! Middle Earth is so under appreciated here.:rolleyes:

A big amen to that! :biggrin:


Morning gents. The little one is sleeping in a tad so I'm able to catch up a tick on the B&B. However, as with most days lately, today will involve lots of errands and chores around the new place.

However, I just gotta share some neat news about my new job. It's called a "visualization lab" and it means I get to build a display wall of 4 x 3 (30" each) LCD monitors, powered by a rack of linux servers with scorching graphics cards in them. The lab is small, and I'm unsure if the AC will be able to handle the heat load, and the rack will be noisy -- but a seven foot display will be too cool. I'll need to get a supervillain costume or something to go with it. :001_tongu

Oh yes, you've been missing a lot. Apparently some one decided to promote, or is that demote? Hmm... Anyway, it looks like SlagleRock is a moderator now.

Anyway, a visualization lab? Sounds awesome, amazing, a tiny bit nerdy, and Linuxy-fresh. :biggrin:

[DunEdinRanger]

Congrats! I think... :confused:

Good thing that GEM didn't kill him or I'd be in big trouble. :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

A big amen to that! :biggrin:



Oh yes, you've been missing a lot. Apparently some one decided to promote, or is that demote? Hmm... Anyway, it looks like SlagleRock is a moderator now.

Anyway, a visualization lab? Sounds awesome, amazing, a tiny bit nerdy, and Linuxy-fresh. :biggrin:

Tiny bit nerdy? That is big time nerdy! I love it!

[RichGem]

Congrats! I think... :confused:

Good thing that GEM didn't kill him or I'd be in big trouble. :biggrin:

I get a closer shave with a DE, but those GEMs, especially with a Treet blade also rock. ugh.. why did you do this to me, Lou?

(oh, right, RAD, yeah, more razors to rotate) :lol:

[gollum83]

Congrats! I think... :confused:

Good thing that GEM didn't kill him or I'd be in big trouble. :biggrin:

Yeah you really botched that assassination attempt didn't you? :001_tongu

[gollum83]

Tiny bit nerdy? That is big time nerdy! I love it!

Sarcasm much, Blake? Of course it's hugely nerdy! :w00t:

[blackfoot]

Sarcasm much, Blake? Of course it's hugely nerdy! :w00t:

Sorry, I thought since Gollum doesn't see the light outside much maybe he underestimated. :wink:

[gollum83]

Sorry, I thought since Gollum doesn't see the light outside much maybe he underestimated. :wink:

What can I say? As a red-head, I burn easily... :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

What can I say? As a red-head, I burn easily... :biggrin:

If you're anything like my wife, I believe it. I tease her saying that a 100W light bulb will giver her a sunburn. :ohmy:

[SRock]

Congrats! I think... :confused:

Good thing that GEM didn't kill him or I'd be in big trouble. :biggrin:

:biggrin: Thanks Lou. Things happen fast around here! :lol:


I get a closer shave with a DE, but those GEMs, especially with a Treet blade also rock. ugh.. why did you do this to me, Lou?

(oh, right, RAD, yeah, more razors to rotate) :lol:

:lol::lol:


Yeah you really botched that assassination attempt didn't you? :001_tongu

He forgot the Kryptonite Pella Blades! :lol:

[blackfoot]

He forgot the Kryptonite Pella Blades! :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

[gollum83]

He forgot the Kryptonite Pella Blades! :lol:

Just goes to show you that you should never send the Michelin Man to do a man's work...

[sol92258]

wow

[SRock]

Just goes to show you that you should never send the Michelin Man to do a man's work...

Did you ever see that episode of The Tonight Show where Leno was doing his Jay Walking bit asking men how they'd like their wives to dress up to be sexy? One guy says, "I dunno maybe the Michelin Man."

Lou better watch out! :lol:

[gollum83]

wow

Yes, wow. Wait? Are we on the same page?

[RichGem]

If you're anything like my wife, I believe it. I tease her saying that a 100W light bulb will giver her a sunburn. :ohmy:

Hopefully, she realizes the blessing of not living with a muskrat with a flaming snot cannon.

[moonshine44]

See, I thought that flew right under everyone's radar. :w00t:

That was one our favorite "drink too much beer and play something bizarre on the stereo" things when I was in college...

[gollum83]

Hopefully, she realizes the blessing of not living with a muskrat with a flaming snot cannon.

You just won't let that one go. I think someone's jealous...

[RichGem]

You just won't let that one go. I think someone's jealous...

I just appreciate the training, hard work, and inventiveness that was involved in making such a thing and then training the rat to use it. That's all. :whistling:

[blackfoot]

Hopefully, she realizes the blessing of not living with a muskrat with a flaming snot cannon.


You just won't let that one go. I think someone's jealous...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[sol92258]

Yes, wow. Wait? Are we on the same page?
I'm on 356

[gollum83]

I'm on 356

Well then it seems we're not. I'm on 712.

[sol92258]

Well then it seems we're not. I'm on 712.
haha, mine are twice as big as yours....

[blackfoot]

haha, mine are twice as big as yours....

Now, now. Let's not get personal.

[skklog]

SlagleRock is a mod,:confused: me and Blake were just talking about that possibility.

Didn't think it would happen so soon. :crazy:

My you rule with an iron fist :behead:

[blackfoot]

SlagleRock is a mod,:confused: me and Blake were just talking about that possibility.

Didn't think it would happen so soon. :crazy:

My you rule with an iron fist :behead:

So is Gruder an the professo (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=104336)r.

[blackfoot]

I just took the motorcycle for a ride. First time solo. I am getting better, but see things I need to work on. I also see this becoming an addiction. Don't let me go the way of Cory, guys!

[luvmysuper]

So is Gruder an the professo (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=104336)r.

What about Mary Ann, everyone always leaves out Mary Ann.

[blackfoot]

What about Mary Ann, everyone always leaves out Mary Ann.

I never forget Mary Ann! :001_tt1:

[skklog]

or kill yourself, can't have that now:closedeye

[blackfoot]

or kill yourself, can't have that now:closedeye

I could think of less fun ways to go. Like albino monkey lizards, no fun there.

[RichGem]

I just took the motorcycle for a ride. First time solo. I am getting better, but see things I need to work on. I also see this becoming an addiction. Don't let me go the way of Cory, guys!


Just don't build your own house and you'll be fine. and if you DO buy your own house, don't promise to post pictures that you don't intend to post (until nagged into it).

[blackfoot]

Just don't build your own house and you'll be fine. and if you DO buy your own house, don't promise to post pictures that you don't intend to post (until nagged into it).

The lack of pictures is bad. But posting pictures of the bike instead was just a slap in the face. :frown:

[sol92258]

What about Mary Ann, everyone always leaves out Mary Ann.
I would never leave Mary Ann out...in fact, I'd leave everyone else out...

[sol92258]

Now, now. Let's not get personal.
:biggrin:

[gollum83]

haha, mine are twice as big as yours....


Now, now. Let's not get personal.

Why would I take it personally? We all know Jim has a bit of of a swelled head... :tongue:


The lack of pictures is bad. But posting pictures of the bike instead was just a slap in the face. :frown:

Pictures? We're getting pictures of your bike? :w00t:

[blackfoot]

Why would I take it personally? We all know Jim has a bit of of a swelled head... :tongue:



Pictures? We're getting pictures of your bike? :w00t:

If I must.

[bearbear]

As long as the fish doesn't travel UP your pants. Followed by cat.

as they say the more the merrier!

[gollum83]

as they say the more the merrier!

You Canucks are a weird bunch... :lol:

[bearbear]

they are just a social and loving people...i've stated however that i'm no longer a canadian. Once i pledged my allegiance to the cheddar kingdom, i was exiled for my love of the cheese. I have a new home now, and boy is it ever cheesy!:w00t::w00t::w00t:

[strat1117]

As long as the fish doesn't travel UP your pants. Followed by cat.

Read this -- it might help:

[DunEdinRanger]

Just goes to show you that you should never send the Michelin Man to do a man's work...

Comments like that just bounce right off me. :001_tongu


Did you ever see that episode of The Tonight Show where Leno was doing his Jay Walking bit asking men how they'd like their wives to dress up to be sexy? One guy says, "I dunno maybe the Michelin Man."

Lou better watch out! :lol:

Now, I am worried, and afraid. Very, Very Afraid! :eek:

[Gruder]

However, I just gotta share some neat news about my new job. It's called a "visualization lab" and it means I get to build a display wall of 4 x 3 (30" each) LCD monitors, powered by a rack of linux servers with scorching graphics cards in them. The lab is small, and I'm unsure if the AC will be able to handle the heat load, and the rack will be noisy -- but a seven foot display will be too cool. I'll need to get a supervillain costume or something to go with it. :001_tongu

Can't wait to see the B&B screenshot on that bad boy!


I just took the motorcycle for a ride. First time solo. I am getting better, but see things I need to work on. I also see this becoming an addiction. Don't let me go the way of Cory, guys!

The bike looks good, Blake! You wouldn't happen to have a fleet of lawn tractor sprinklers you could take a picture of for us, would you? :biggrin:

Here's to lazy Saturday afternoons.

[gollum83]

If I must.

Very nice, Blake! :thumbsup:

Oh, and congrats on whole moderator thing, Chad! :biggrin:

[RichGem]

Read this -- it might help:

One of Mr. & Mrs. Chips' travel gifts to me was maple syrup smoked salmon.

[strat1117]

One of Mr. & Mrs. Chips' travel gifts to me was maple syrup smoked salmon.

That sounds scrumptious! :drool: Something you can only get in Canada, no doubt.

BTW, the book (well, not the whole book, but the title story in particular) is laugh out loud funny.

[luvmysuper]

That sounds scrumptious! :drool: Something you can only get in Canada, no doubt.

BTW, the book (well, not the whole book, but the title story in particular) is laugh out loud funny.

Another Hilarious Salmon Book.
All of this guys stuff is laugh out loud funny IMO.

[blackfoot]

Can't wait to see the B&B screenshot on that bad boy!



The bike looks good, Blake! You wouldn't happen to have a fleet of lawn tractor sprinklers you could take a picture of for us, would you? :biggrin:

Here's to lazy Saturday afternoons.

No I don't. Hmm, who do we know that might? Let me think....:cool:

[strat1117]

Another Hilarious Salmon Book.
All of this guys stuff is laugh out loud funny IMO.

Agreed. I love Douglas Adams. I thought I had read all of his stuff -- where did that one come from?

[luvmysuper]

Agreed. I love Douglas Adams. I thought I had read all of his stuff -- where did that one come from?

From Wikipedia
The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time is a posthumous collection of previously unpublished material by Douglas Adams. It consists largely of essays about technology and life experiences, but its major selling point is the inclusion of the incomplete novel on which Adams was working at the time of his death, The Salmon of Doubt (from which the collection gets its title, a reference to the Celtic myth of the Salmon of Wisdom). English editions of the book were published in the USA and UK in May 2002, exactly one year after the author's death.

He was originally planning on making it one of his Dirk Gently novels, but felt that it would actually be an upbeat end to the Hitch Hikers guide series, as he felt the last book was a bit bleak.

[moonshine44]

One of Mr. & Mrs. Chips' travel gifts to me was maple syrup smoked salmon.

I've heard that it's really hard to keep one of those critters lit once you soak it in maple syrup. Apparently Chip is an extremely talented LimeCat...

[gollum83]

No I don't. Hmm, who do we know that might? Let me think....:cool:

Does his name start with a 'C'?

[blackfoot]

Does his name start with a 'C'?

Chip? No. Chad? No...

[gollum83]

Chip? No. Chad? No...

I think it ended with a 'y' too... Chucky maybe? No. Charley? No...

[RichGem]

That sounds scrumptious! :drool: Something you can only get in Canada, no doubt.

BTW, the book (well, not the whole book, but the title story in particular) is laugh out loud funny.


It was ...... interesting. Sorta smokey, mapley, salmony, fishy... uh, fish.

[sol92258]

the other one isn't the same as the different one

[RichGem]

If I must.

Wise moves there Blake,

a) posting the pics (nice bike)
b) taking off the training wheels before the foto.

[blackfoot]

It was ...... interesting. Sorta smokey, mapley, salmony, fishy... uh, fish.

Funny, just what I imagined. :001_smile

[blackfoot]

Wise moves there Blake,

a) posting the pics (nice bike)
b) taking off the training wheels before the foto.

:whistling:

What are you talking about? And thanks.

[gollum83]

It was ...... interesting. Sorta smokey, mapley, salmony, fishy... uh, fish.

Eloquently put, my liege. :rolleyes:

[RichGem]

I've heard that it's really hard to keep one of those critters lit once you soak it in maple syrup. Apparently Chip is an extremely talented LimeCat...

I think you're getting confused with the baked salmon.

[SRock]

I just took the motorcycle for a ride. First time solo. I am getting better, but see things I need to work on. I also see this becoming an addiction. Don't let me go the way of Cory, guys!

:cool: "Becoming an addiction"?? You had your first ride, its too late!


I could think of less fun ways to go. Like albino monkey lizards, no fun there.

I dunno I've heard they put up one heck of a fight, could be fun! :lol:


Can't wait to see the B&B screenshot on that bad boy!

+1

[OldSaw]

It took me too long to catch up on the Linux thread. I'm not even going to try on this one. So how is everything in the hijacked czardom?

[blackfoot]

It took me too long to catch up on the Linux thread. I'm not even going to try on this one. So how is everything in the hijacked czardom?

Cheesy.

[moonshine44]

I think you're getting confused with the baked salmon.

The problem with smoking a fish, so I've been told, is getting the scales off of your tongue afterwards. Keeping it lit can be an issue as well, I hear...

[skklog]

I could think of less fun ways to go. Like albino monkey lizards, no fun there.


I dunno I've heard they put up one heck of a fight, could be fun!

How about riding the bike while being attacked by albino monkey lizards. :a11:

Theirs a quick date with the dirt in the median :a46:

[Duckster]

Some fish don't take smoking well.









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[skklog]

my dad smokes turkeys, they taste good but they do not like it

[gollum83]

How about riding the bike while being attacked by albino monkey lizards. :a11:

Theirs a quick date with the dirt in the median :a46:

Albino monkey lizards? :blink:

[Dubbya]

Albino monkey lizards? :blink:

Distant genetic relatives of the Black-Furred Crocodile Sasquach.

[soapbuddy]

Distant genetic relatives of the Black-Furred Crocodile Sasquach.

:lol:

[Dubbya]

:lol:

I'll be here 'till Thursday.

Try the Pi.

Tip your waitress.

[soapbuddy]

I'll be here 'till Thursday.

Try the Pi.

Tip your waitress.

I'll take the pi, thank you.

[SRock]

Comments like that just bounce right off me. :001_tongu



Now, I am worried, and afraid. Very, Very Afraid! :eek:

:lol::lol:


my dad smokes turkeys, they taste good but they do not like it

:lol:

[SRock]

How about riding the bike while being attacked by albino monkey lizards. :a11:

Theirs a quick date with the dirt in the median :a46:

Sounds like a challenge! :a11:

[blackfoot]

Good Sunday Cheddar to all!

[Gruder]

Chip? No. Chad? No...

Czar? No. :tongue: (Poor Cory.)


Distant genetic relatives of the Black-Furred Crocodile Sasquach.

Which, in turn, is a distant genetic relative of the flaming snot-rocketing mongoose.

Turns out that toast made in the oven (don't ask), when forgotten, burns. I now know where my smoke detector is, and that it works.

[luvmysuper]

my dad smokes turkeys, they taste good but they do not like it

I had a friend who used to smoke Camels.


Good Sunday Cheddar to all!

Great and Glorious day to you and all the Czardom.

[blackfoot]

Czar? No. :tongue: (Poor Cory.)



Which, in turn, is a distant genetic relative of the flaming snot-rocketing mongoose.

Turns out that toast made in the oven (don't ask), when forgotten, burns. I now know where my smoke detector is, and that it works.

You haven't met the local fire chief yet, though? :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

I had a friend who used to smoke Camels.



Great and Glorious day to you and all the Czardom.

You have to be careful because they spit! :eek:

[luvmysuper]

You have to be careful because they spit! :eek:

Not going there.

[gollum83]

Which, in turn, is a distant genetic relative of the flaming snot-rocketing mongoose.

I thought we agreed it was a muskrat.


Turns out that toast made in the oven (don't ask), when forgotten, burns. I now know where my smoke detector is, and that it works.

Don't ask? But, but, but... :sad:

[blackfoot]

I thought we agreed it was a muskrat.



Don't ask? But, but, but... :sad:

It's settled, then! :biggrin:

[gollum83]

Not going there.

So where will you go?

[blackfoot]

So where will you go?

Not sure this is safe to answer either.

[gollum83]

Not sure this is safe to answer either.

Then what is safe to answer?

[luvmysuper]

Then what is safe to answer?

Is it safe? (Marathon Man)

[gollum83]

It's settled, then! :biggrin:

No, wait! What I meant to say... darn it! Well at least my avatar isn't holding some lame little air pistol. :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

No, wait! What I meant to say... darn it! Well at least my avatar isn't holding some lame little air pistol. :biggrin:

Oh that's it. I am coming over to teach you a thing or two! :biggrin:

[gollum83]

Oh that's it. I am coming over to teach you a thing or two! :biggrin:

Oh, I'm so scared, Mr. 007 Wannabe. :tongue:

[sol92258]

It's settled, then! :biggrin:
No, wait! What I meant to say... darn it! Well at least my avatar isn't holding some lame little air pistol. :biggrin:
Oh that's it. I am coming over to teach you a thing or two! :biggrin:

Oh, I'm so scared, Mr. 007 Wannabe. :tongue:





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[RichGem]

It's a muskrat.

BTW, Matt, did Blake ever tell you about his stint in secret forces? :eek: You of all people, having been in the Czar's Dungeons, should know that the little air gun is just the beginning.

[blackfoot]

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

+1

[blackfoot]

+1

I just finished up another ride on my bike. I've put nearly 40 miles on it so far. In fact, I am planning on riding it to church in a couple of hours. This will be my first time out of town, without my dad to protect me. :biggrin:

[RichGem]

I just finished up another ride on my bike. I've put nearly 40 miles on it so far. In fact, I am planning on riding it to church in a couple of hours. This will be my first time out of town, without my dad to protect me. :biggrin:

Just take the streamers off the handle bars or you might get your butt kicked. :biggrin:

Good luck.

[sol92258]

Just take the streamers off the handle bars or you might get your butt kicked. :biggrin:

Good luck.
:lol::lol::lol:

what about the little white basket on the front?

[richmondesi]

Vacation is over boys:sneaky2:


I'm new to this, but what is the topic :mellow:

Pi:biggrin:


See? you're fitting in already.

:biggrin:

Scary :frown2:


If I were a fruit, I would be a carrot!

:huh:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Facepalm


Jeopardy?

http://www.snorgtees.com/images/SuckItTrebek_Fullpic_1.gif


http://www.snorgtees.com/images/PenisMightier_Fullpic_2.jpg

SNL Jeopardy was the best ever! :lol::lol::lol:


Moonpies and RC Cola kill? I thought that it was pop rocks and soda that was supposed to kill? :confused:


Nah, you'll live through it! :lol:

Would you want to, though?


It's Glaurung. He's among one of the biggest and baddest of the dragons in Tolkien's Middle Earth mythology. He met his end during the First Age, when he was slain by Túrin Turambar. Honestly, don't you people know anything? :rolleyes:

:confused:


See, now what I heard was:


blah blah blah.. geek talk geek talk nerdboy, blah blah blah blah.

:biggrin:

Thanks for the clarification :thumbsup:


That's is indeed correct. He was particularly notable as he was quite cunning and was able to enchant people.

Thanks for confirming Rich's translation :tongue:


hmmmmm, wonder what would happen if this was taken out of context.....

Explain context :biggrin:


http://www.neurosybir.net/nkoan/images/lightsaber-squirrels.jpg

Awesome!


I came in third once in a Moon pie eating contest. My freshman year in college.



No, but squirrel dumplings weren't bad. The dog treed it, my grandfather shot it, and gave the giblets to the dog as a reward. My grandmother cooked the rest for lunch, just to do it. She probably hadn't done that since the Depression, and so it was interesting as a reference point.

I used to eat squirrel all of the time as a kid. I've since discovered that it wasn't as good as I remembered it :prrr:


I remember eating squirrel as a little kid. Mom & Dad didn't have much money, so he had to hunt to help supplement. I don't remember at all what it tasted like.

Not chicken


Huh, really? Gollum was just telling me that he once came in third in a freshman mooning contest. :eek:

:lol:

I thought it was moon gazing, but I can't be sure


http://planetsmilies.net/vomit-smiley-31.gif

Even I knew that wasn't right *Facepalm*


sorry, I should clarify...

I once had a "spewy" smiley custom made, the little guy spit water all over a computer - you know, when you read something so funny you give your keyboard a bath?
...not the barfing one

my bad

Thanks


I, for one, like Glaurung! Middle Earth is so under appreciated here.:rolleyes:

:huh: Seriously!?!?!?!


A big amen to that! :biggrin:

*double facepalm*


SlagleRock is a moderator now.

Congrats Rob!


Morning gents. The little one is sleeping in a tad so I'm able to catch up a tick on the B&B. However, as with most days lately, today will involve lots of errands and chores around the new place.

However, I just gotta share some neat news about my new job. It's called a "visualization lab" and it means I get to build a display wall of 4 x 3 (30" each) LCD monitors, powered by a rack of linux servers with scorching graphics cards in them. The lab is small, and I'm unsure if the AC will be able to handle the heat load, and the rack will be noisy -- but a seven foot display will be too cool. I'll need to get a supervillain costume or something to go with it. :001_tongu

Truly Awesome!!!


congrats on whole moderator thing, Chad! :biggrin:

+1

http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/images/smilies/popcorn.gifhttp://i588.photobucket.com/albums/ss324/austinrhea/Emoticons/popcorn.gif

[strat1117]

Oh, I'm so scared, Mr. 007 Wannabe. :tongue:

I thought he was Napoleon Solo, the Man from U.N.C.L.E.

[strat1117]

I had a friend who used to smoke Camels.


I'd like one pulled Camel sandwich please, extra spicy.

[bearbear]

morning....mmmm camel. i could eat a whole box to myself. They go great with havarti or swiss

[strat1117]

morning....mmmm camel. i could eat a whole box to myself. They go great with havarti or swiss

A delicacy indeed. Don't forget the Cheddar!!

[blackfoot]

Paul, I am very proud! :w00t:

[blackfoot]

morning....mmmm camel. the toes are delicious, i could eat a whole box to myself. They go great with havarti or swiss

I saw what you did there.

[richmondesi]

You got it!

There's always a lag of several hours between uploading my new avatar and it actually going through. Usually I have to upload it a few times before it takes.

Thanks soapbox!

Excellent Avatar, my friend :thumbsup:


Nice Rob, it looks good on you!

+1


Now you look extra smoken HOT with your sable.

~meeeow~

Not as hot as someone's sable :001_wub:


Excellent work, unfortunately they still weren't able to prevent the BBQ!

AWESOME!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:


Blake, we need to get that guy into the Czardom. :whistling:

Who said that the pirate ate the goat? :whistling:

Two part answer... good idea and EEWWW :prrr:


http://www.snorgtees.com/images/PiRates_Fullpic_1.gif

LOL :lol:


what about the other 0.00159%?

that's not nearly accurate enough:glare:


An invitation will be sent. Take the Oath of Allegiance from him, inform him of our Glorious History and customs, and tell him how to accept the invite.

Welcome to the newest Czarist


Sure... whatever helps you sleep at night. :rolleyes:

I thought that was referring to you also


:confused: I heard it was "Yar, me mateys were lonely and the goat looked eager." :ohmy:

Again... EEWWW :prrr:


Oh COME on -- ninjas #1 and #3 are clearly both Sho Kosugi. I smell a photoshop...unless... he can be two places at once? :ohmy: :eek6:

Your nerdfu is strong, my friend:cool:


Whatever helps you sleep better at night. We have no need to partake of such vile filth and ungentlemanly behavior. Even pirates have a code and understand honor. In fact I suspect no pirate would even think of such an ungentlemanly thing.

Rob, I'm thinking that you need to do a little bit more study on the history of pirates... they weren't the bastions of gentlemanly behavior that you seem to think they were :tongue:


The Czar has no slaves. He is a beneficent ruler, guiding his peoples with justice and righteousness.

+1:wink:


You certainly wouldn't know it....



....with all of the bowing and butt kissing.

While I know you guys, respect you guys and consider you all friends for an outside person to read many if not all of your threads it appears that they Tsar is almighty and the rest of you fear and serve him as slaves.

Shortsighted piratical nonsense :tongue:


bowing and adoration should not be confused with slavery or subjugation. Further, my people are free to go anytime they wish. Feeling bad that some of them haven't become pirates, perhaps? :tongue:

But where would we go:huh:


Probably, but they might also get the impression that someone like you standing against the Czar would be as effective as trying to hold back the seas with one's own body. :lol:

Yeah, and we all know that I'm the only one that can do that :cool:


What like that time you declared yourself the King of the all... What was it again? Handbags? Dumbbells? :shifty:

Blakebaggs :sneaky2:


Very true. Mine is plotting right now. He is hiding the fact by pretending to be asleep. He must be plotting 60% of his day. :eek:

Yeah, my cat "plots" at least 80% of the day :rolleyes:


*ahem*... locking bedroom doors..... ? :whistling:

It doesn't help. If they can turn the knob, they can figure out a way to work the key:eek:


god know I can't wear heels

I've try'd

:huh:


I see the plan now. Make it look like you want a custom title so they won't give you one. :wink:

You and your brother are the Teflon Twins


if that floats your boat....:biggrin:

I was just innocently posting a picture of duct tape....:shifty:

I, for one, have know idea how they reached that conclusion :confused:.


Well, Chip's still missing and I haven't gotten even a single bid yet. Does that answer your question?

No :angry:


Awww...yours just got boring! "Vendor" is so bland, lol...I think yours should be...hmmm...oh, I don't know...something cheese and cosmetics based, lol...

I haven't noticed her title with that new Avatar :001_wub:


But my picture more than makes up for the bland title. http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm454/iiapco6/smiley/smiley1653.gif

:yesnod:


As long as the fish doesn't travel UP your pants. Followed by cat.



Cats are always plotting. Always.



ROFLMAO.

:huh: This post was disturbing


+1 I haven't even said anything worthy of that. :w00t:

It wasn't for a lack of trying, that's for sure:rolleyes:


Just goes to show you that you should never send the Michelin Man to do a man's work...

:kyle1:


Did you ever see that episode of The Tonight Show where Leno was doing his Jay Walking bit asking men how they'd like their wives to dress up to be sexy? One guy says, "I dunno maybe the Michelin Man."

Lou better watch out! :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:


It took me too long to catch up on the Linux thread. I'm not even going to try on this one. So how is everything in the hijacked czardom?

Excellent :sneaky2:


So where will you go?

Not there :tongue:

[sol92258]

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

[strat1117]

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!


Can I get the "Nutshell" version of this?

:wink:

[soapbuddy]

can i get the "nutshell" version of this?

:wink:

+1.

[strat1117]

Paul, I am very proud! :w00t:

You mean you're not Napoleon Solo?

[richmondesi]

Paul, I am very proud! :w00t:

Thanks for noticing:cool:

[gollum83]

Can I get the "Nutshell" version of this?

:wink:

All I got from it was "Blah, blah, blah... blah." That help any? :wink:

[gollum83]

Great! As if ChipRolls, Blakefloods, and Gollum Gaks weren't enough, Paul seems to have discovered the multiquote button as well. So does anyone have a new term for this latest spat of multiquote diarrhea?

[sol92258]

Great! As if ChipRolls, Blakefloods, and Gollum Gaks weren't enough, Paul seems to have discovered the multiquote button as well. So does anyone have a new term for this latest spat of multiquote diarrhea?
multiPaul postosis?

[gollum83]

god know I can't wear heels

I've try'd
:huh:

He's related to Blake. Really that's all the explanation you'll ever need with skkklog. :biggrin:

[RichGem]

multiPaul postosis?

that trips the tongue a bit, no?


how about: richmondRecks. ?

[richmondesi]

Great! As if ChipRolls, Blakefloods, and Gollum Gaks weren't enough, Paul seems to have discovered the multiquote button as well. So does anyone have a new term for this latest spat of multiquote diarrhea?

It's only diarrhea when it's coming from the likes of you. When i do it, it's more like a ray of sunshine streaming in to comfort the wayward and cold:wink:

[luvmysuper]

Great! As if ChipRolls, Blakefloods, and Gollum Gaks weren't enough, Paul seems to have discovered the multiquote button as well. So does anyone have a new term for this latest spat of multiquote diarrhea?

I vote for MD

Multiquote Dysentery

[sol92258]

It's only diarrhea when it's coming from the likes of you. When i do it, it's more like a ray of sunshine streaming in to comfort the wayward and cold:wink:
makes me think of:


Once upon a time, there was a little bird who refused to fly south for the winter. His friends tried to convince him that winter was coming and he should go, but the little bird was adamant. Finally, his friends left on their journey, but the little bird remained behind. Pretty soon the weather turned bitter cold. The little bird began to shiver. After a while, he decided he had made a mistake, so he too headed south. But he was too late and the weather descended upon him. As he flew, ice formed on his wings. He grew more and more weary until finally he fell to earth in a cow pasture, freezing and exhausted. He was convinced he was going to die. As he lay there, freezing to death, a cow came by and crapped on him. The manure warmed his body and wings. The bird realized he would live. He was so happy, he began to sing. A cat was passing by and heard the singing. The cat dug into the manure, uncovered the bird and promptly ate him.

There are three morals to this story:

1. Not everyone who craps on you is necessarily your enemy.

2. Not everyone who gets you out of the crap is necessarily your friend.

3. And, if you're happy in your own pile of crap, keep your mouth shut.

[richmondesi]

I vote for MD

Multiquote Dysentery

See my last post... :tongue:

[gollum83]

It's only diarrhea when it's coming from the likes of you. When i do it, it's more like a ray of sunshine streaming in to comfort the wayward and cold:wink:

And where exactly is this sunshine streaming from? :eek:

[sol92258]

And where exactly is this sunshine streaming from? :eek:
the moon?

[richmondesi]

And where exactly is this sunshine streaming from? :eek:

http://muzaji.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/sun_rays1.jpg

[strat1117]

Ahhh . . . .

The smell of boys wallowing in their own crapulence!

:c9:

[richmondesi]

Ahhh . . . .

The smell of boys wallowing in their own crapulence!

:c9:

How did you know that I ate too much at lunch :skep:

[strat1117]

All I got from it was "Blah, blah, blah... blah." That help any? :wink:

That's more or less my take on it -- with a Steve Jobs meets Busta Rhymes kind of vibe.

[luvmysuper]

It's only diarrhea when it's coming from the likes of you. When i do it, it's more like a ray of sunshine streaming in to comfort the wayward and cold:wink:

What happened? Suddenly I feel warm and less wayward.

[blackfoot]

Paul, ae you challenging me?

[strat1117]

How did you know that I ate too much at lunch :skep:

:lol:

Sensitive olfactories, I suppose!

[gollum83]

How did you know that I ate too much at lunch :skep:

Either Neil stalking you or he has god-like powers of observation.

[richmondesi]

What happened? Suddenly I feel warm and less wayward.

You're welcome :angel:

[gollum83]

Paul, ae you challenging me?

No, but I am. I challenge you to discover the miracle that is spellcheck. :tongue:

[sol92258]

it's called What if Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals

[richmondesi]

Paul, ae you challenging me?

yes... to a spelling contest:tongue:

*think Doc Holiday in Tombstone*

[richmondesi]

No, but I am. I challenge you to discover the miracle that is spellcheck. :tongue:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mfl/lowres/mfln130l.jpg

[gollum83]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mfl/lowres/mfln130l.jpg

Thanks you so much, Paul! I completely missed the irony of my last post. :glare:

[strat1117]

Paul, ae are you challenging me?

Apologies, Minister Blake. Our simultaneous posts caused me to let your typo slip through.

M:smartass:E
"Service with a Smiley . . . ."


Thanks you so much, Paul! I completely missed the irony of my last post. :glare:

Those aren't irons, silly, they're a pot and a kettle. :stuart:

[gollum83]

it's called What if Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals

Really? Because isn't "you'll want to RAM your ROM" a bit too R-rated for Dr. Seuss? :eek:

[strat1117]

Really? Because isn't "you'll want to RAM your ROM" a bit too R-rated for Dr. Seuss? :eek:

:clap:

(You did do that intentionally, right?)

[gollum83]

Those aren't irons, silly, they're a pot and a kettle. :stuart:

Well they look kind of cast irony to me. :tongue:













Okay, that was bad, but in my defense Neil forced my hand. :biggrin:

[sol92258]

Really? Because isn't "you'll want to RAM your ROM" a bit too R-rated for Dr. Seuss? :eek:
apparently you've never read these (http://www.searchablejokes.com/jzeus.htm)?

[gollum83]

:clap:

(You did do that intentionally, right?)

Yes... of course, I did... :shifty:

[strat1117]

apparently you've never read these (http://www.searchablejokes.com/jzeus.htm)?

Those were written by Dr. Seuss' evil twin, Andrew "Dice" Geissler.

[strat1117]

Well they look kind of cast irony to me. :tongue:

Okay, that was bad, but in my defense Neil forced my hand. :biggrin:

Yes, Neil knows all the tricks -- irony, pathos, sarcasm. I've seen grown men rip their own heads off rather than face Neil . . . .

:c18:

[richmondesi]

Well they look kind of cast irony to me. :tongue:
Okay, that was bad, but in my defense Neil forced my hand. :biggrin:


Given the circumstances... you are forgiven, but that was pretty bad:sleep:

[luvmysuper]

Well they look kind of cast irony to me. :tongue:

Okay, that was bad, but in my defense Neil forced my hand. :biggrin:

What He said.
Cast Iron Pot and Cast Iron Kettle

[strat1117]

What He said.
Cast Iron Pot and Cast Iron Kettle

I dunno -- they both look pretty black to me.

Unfortunately, I sold all my tea to raise money in order to buy that pot for you.

:appropriately facetious smiley here:

[gollum83]

Crapulence? Facetious? Keep it up Neil and I'll have to start hawking dictionaries so Blake can keep up. :biggrin:

[richmondesi]

Crapulence? Facetious? Keep it up Neil and I'll have to start hawking dictionaries so Blake can keep up. :biggrin:

I think this is called "projecting" :biggrin:

[strat1117]

Crapulence? Facetious? Keep it up Neil and I'll have to start hawking dictionaries so Blake can keep up. :biggrin:

OK. No more sesquipedalian posts.


I think this is called "projecting" :biggrin:

:lol::sigmund freud:

(I didn't get to be Chief Editor for nothing, you know.)

M:smartass:E
"Service with a Smiley . . . ."

[gollum83]

I think this is called "projecting" :biggrin:

No projecting here. I understand everything Neil has posted loud and clear, even if it sometimes seems like he totes a thesaurus around with wherever he journeys. :biggrin:

[strat1117]

No projecting here. I understand everything Neil has posted loud and clear, even if it sometimes seems like he totes a thesaurus around with wherever he journeys. :biggrin:

See previous post:



(I didn't get to be Chief Editor for nothing, you know.)

M:smartass:E
"Service with a Smiley . . . ."

No Thesaurus necessary. Although I do occasionally refer to Penguins Dictionary of Quotations . . .

[luvmysuper]

No projecting here. I understand everything Neil has posted loud and clear, even if it sometimes seems like he totes a thesaurus around with wherever he journeys. :biggrin:

Neil must have some pretty big biceps from toting around that Thesaurus.

[strat1117]

Neil must have some pretty big biceps from toting around that Thesaurus.

This is the Official Thesaurus of the Czardom of Cheddar, and the only one approved by the M:smartass:E:

[gollum83]

This is the Official Thesaurus of the Czardom of Cheddar, and the only one approved by the M:smartass:E:

Penguin written, penguin published and penguin approved? :biggrin:

[skklog]

http://badgerandblade.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=63643&stc=1&d=1250817314


So, what you're saying is that pirates have a different understanding of "giving someone the finger." OK, now I see.

:ohmy:


They literally give someone a finger? :eek2:


You would have to chose your enemy's carefully, you only get 8 time to do this.

You could do 10 but then you could never do an Impression of the Fonz



http://www.tiff.net/blogs/archivedimages/Midnight%20Madness%20Blog/fonzie.jpg

[strat1117]

http://badgerandblade.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=63643&stc=1&d=1250817314

You would have to chose your enemy's carefully, you only get 8 time to do this.

You could do 10 but then you could never do an Impression of the Da Fonz

http://www.tiff.net/blogs/archivedimages/Midnight%20Madness%20Blog/fonzie.jpg

M:smartass:E
"Service with a Smiley . . . ."

[skklog]

No, wait! What I meant to say... darn it! Well at least my avatar isn't holding some lame little air pistol. :biggrin:

Oh that's it. I am coming over to teach you a thing or two! :biggrin:


Oh, I'm so scared, Mr. 007 Wannabe. :tongue:


you will when you see him coming

[Gruder]

can i get the "nutshell" version of this?

00111001101

[bearbear]

I saw what you did there.
:biggrin1:

A delicacy indeed. Don't forget the Cheddar!!
mmmm....cheeese

[sol92258]

00111001101
01110111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100001 01101011 01100101
00100001 00100000 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01010010 01001111 01001100
01001100 00100000 01010100 01001001 01000100 01000101 00100000 01010010 01001111 01001100
01001100 00100001

[skklog]

Whats sad is that looks real :confused:

[skklog]

There's nothing quite like a piece of cheese
to nibble upon for pleasure and ease.
No matter the time or state of mind
greater joy than cheese you'll never find.
Served on a cracker or a soft piece of bread
a morceau de fromage will please your head.
Roquefort, camembert, brie or blue
served with fruit or in fondue
God gave us cheese- a bit of heaven on earth
to lift our burdens, providing sweet mirth.
And after all our daily work is done
we enjoy simple cheese just for fun.
But remember the ancient custom of the house
leave behind a kernel for the nocturnal mouse.

[strat1117]

One of my favorite TV cheese moments:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAp4UbSypUc

[Mr. Scruffy]

http://www.moosedenied.com/images/2008-05/archie.jpg

[skklog]

One of my favorite TV cheese moments:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAp4UbSypUc

he say to forget the cheese :eek: how can any one forget the cheese

[strat1117]

00111001101

...-.

Thank you for clearing that up for me!

[bearbear]

One of my favorite TV cheese moments:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAp4UbSypUc

rockos modern life...hahaha

[DunEdinRanger]

It's only diarrhea when it's coming from the likes of you. When i do it, it's more like a ray of sunshine streaming in to comfort the wayward and cold:wink:


And where exactly is this sunshine streaming from? :eek:

I am reminded of the following scene from Blazing Saddles:

Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Taggart: Gol darnit Mr. Lamarr. You use your tongue prettier'n a twenty dollar whore.

Now, I'm not saying anyone in this thread resmbles Lamarr...

[richmondesi]

I am reminded of the following scene from Blazing Saddles:

Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Taggart: Gol darnit Mr. Lamarr. You use your tongue prettier'n a twenty dollar whore.

Now, I'm not saying anyone in this thread resmbles Lamarr...

Great movie, BTW:biggrin:

[sol92258]

great movie, btw:biggrin:
+1

[RichGem]

apparently you've never read these (http://www.searchablejokes.com/jzeus.htm)?

"Daddy drinks because you cry."

"You *are* different and that's bad."

"Why the fork and the electrical outlet can't be friends."

"Flush goes the goldfish and other pet tales."

[blackfoot]

Apologies, Minister Blake. Our simultaneous posts caused me to let your typo slip through.

M:smartass:E
"Service with a Smiley . . . ."

I understand completely. Scrat keeps you pretty tied up. You may have to expand the Ministry to include a Gollum83 Division. :cool:

[blackfoot]

"Daddy drinks because you cry."

"You *are* different and that's bad."

"Why the fork and the electrical outlet can't be friends."

"Flush goes the goldfish and other pet tales."

The Magical World in the Old Refrigerator

[gollum83]

I understand completely. Scrat keeps you pretty tied up. You may have to expand the Ministry to include a Gollum83 Division. :cool:

Me? What about you? Your typing has been particularly horrible as of late. :confused:

[sol92258]

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence is a great read, too

[RichGem]

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence is a great read, too

Oh yeah. The prequel to: Curious George and the Handgun in the Nightstand.

[gollum83]

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence is a great read, too

How did that one end again?

[sol92258]

How did that one end again?

I'm not going to spoil it, but it is shocking.

if you read it to your kids, your parental skills are revolting, too

you could probably be charged for doing so, but I'm not positive

I didn't have the capacity to read it twice though

(like you couldn't see any of those coming, eh?)

[strat1117]

I'm not going to spoil it, but it is shocking.

if you read it to your kids, your parental skills are revolting, too

you could probably be charged for doing so, but I'm not positive

I didn't have the capacity to read it twice though

(like you couldn't see any of those coming, eh?)

rotflisom!

:lol:

[RichGem]

I'm not going to spoil it, but it is shocking.

if you read it to your kids, your parental skills are revolting, too

you could probably be charged for doing so, but I'm not positive

I didn't have the capacity to read it twice though

(like you couldn't see any of those coming, eh?)


Nope, but I'm all amped up now.

[sol92258]

Nope, but I'm all amped up now.
be careful you don't discharge! :eek:

[blackfoot]

God save us. :frown2:

[sol92258]

God save us. :frown2:
He certainly helps me, everytime I mess up, He's always there to pick me up, correct me and give me another chance
yes, He keeps going and going and going and going and...

[soapbuddy]

He certainly helps me, everytime I mess up, He's always there to pick me up, correct me and give me another chance
yes, He keeps going and going and going and going and...

Energizer rabbit! LOL!

[blackfoot]

Me? What about you? Your typing has been particularly horrible as of late. :confused:

When you are the Minister of Internal Security & Foreign Affairs, you are allowed certain concessions. :tongue:

[blackfoot]

He certainly helps me, everytime I mess up, He's always there to pick me up, correct me and give me another chance
yes, He keeps going and going and going and going and...

:lol::lol::lol:

That is wrong on multiple levels. :thumbup1:

[RichGem]

When you are the Minister of Internal Security & Foreign Affairs, you are allowed certain concessions. :tongue:

Blake sometimes gets confused as to whether he's supposed to be typing in code or in the clear. I think we can cut him some slack.

:tongue:

[blackfoot]

Blake sometimes gets confused as to whether he's supposed to be typing in code or in the clear. I think we can cut him some slack.

:tongue:

Okay, this isn't making any sense on my Cipher machine. :confused:

[RichGem]

Okay, this isn't making any sense on my Cipher machine. :confused:

Yes, we've been over this before. ENIAC <> Enigma.

(face palm)

[gollum83]

Yes, we've been over this before. ENIAC <> Enigma.

(face palm)

Remember you were the one that put him in charge of Internal Security & Foreign Affairs.

[skklog]

thats why it's funny

[RichGem]

Remember you were the one that put him in charge of Internal Security & Foreign Affairs.

He redeemed himself with the job he did on you. That speaks for itself.

[skklog]

There are stickys in my soup :eek:

[blackfoot]

Yes, we've been over this before. ENIAC <> Enigma.

(face palm)

I see. I was using the wrong day in the codebook. :rolleyes:

[gollum83]

He redeemed himself with the job he did on you. That speaks for itself.

No comment.

[DunEdinRanger]

Okay, this isn't making any sense on my Cipher machine. :confused:

And all this time I thought he was guilty of the standard PEBKAC error. :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

And all this time I thought he was guilty of the standard PEBKAC error. :biggrin:

:lol:

[gollum83]

http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2003-06-25.gif

[sol92258]

:lol::lol::lol:

That is wrong on multiple levels. :thumbup1:

Watt?! Are you positive?

That really hertz!
That, sir, cut me...(too obscure?)

Wire we staying on this current topic?

someone stop me! my resistance is weak!
I need to switch topics before I get ohmitted!

[blackfoot]

http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2003-06-25.gif

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

Watt?! Are you positive?

That really hertz!
That, sir, cut me...(too obscure?)

Wire we staying on this current topic?

someone stop me! my resistance is weak!
I need to switch topics before I get ohmitted!

We're still on this because you are too close-circuited to move on. :biggrin:

[gollum83]

We're still on this because you are too close-circuited to move on. :biggrin:

We could change that with the flip of a switch if you want. :biggrin:

[sol92258]

We're still on this because you are too close-circuited to move on. :biggrin:

why joule little!..... go flux off!

okay, I'm about out of energy on this, my mind is getting static.

oh, don't forget to do your civic duty and Elect Ron!

[soapbuddy]

I'll go with Pro Ton.

[RichGem]

I'll go with Pro Ton.

I want a new tron.

[Duckster]

Watt?! Are you positive?

That really hertz!
That, sir, cut me...(too obscure?)

Wire we staying on this current topic?

someone stop me! my resistance is weak!
I need to switch topics before I get ohmitted!

Relax, Jim. Ohm............

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[SRock]

I saw what you did there.

So did I :wink:


Excellent Avatar, my friend :thumbsup:

+1

Not as hot as someone's sable :001_wub:

AWESOME!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Two part answer... good idea and EEWWW :prrr:

LOL :lol:

that's not nearly accurate enough:glare:

Welcome to the newest Czarist

I thought that was referring to you also

Again... EEWWW :prrr:

Your nerdfu is strong, my friend:cool:

Rob, I'm thinking that you need to do a little bit more study on the history of pirates... they weren't the bastions of gentlemanly behavior that you seem to think they were :tongue:

+1:wink:

Shortsighted piratical nonsense :tongue:

But where would we go:huh:

Yeah, and we all know that I'm the only one that can do that :cool:

Blakebaggs :sneaky2:

Yeah, my cat "plots" at least 80% of the day :rolleyes:

It doesn't help. If they can turn the knob, they can figure out a way to work the key:eek:

:huh:

You and your brother are the Teflon Twins

I, for one, have know idea how they reached that conclusion :confused:.

No :angry:

I haven't noticed her title with that new Avatar :001_wub:

:yesnod:

:huh: This post was disturbing

It wasn't for a lack of trying, that's for sure:rolleyes:

:kyle1:

:lol::lol::lol:

Excellent :sneaky2:

Not there :tongue:

Good gravy!

[blackfoot]

I am fighting the impulse to add to this, but I don't want to be the conduit of such negative energy. This relay has already is grounded, albeit hot. So, I will remain neutral until this becomes static or short-circuits.

[sol92258]

well, got a few minutes of sleep, so I'm slightly recharged...but will stop it there, someone needs to pull the plug on this (aagghhh! I did it again! Crap!)

[blackfoot]

well, got a few minutes of sleep, so I'm slightly recharged...but will stop it there, someone needs to pull the plug on this (aagghhh! I did it again! Crap!)

:lol::lol::lol:

[gollum83]

Good gravy!

That scarred you for life too, eh? :lol:

[blackfoot]

That scarred you for life too, eh? :lol:

Since he isn't here, I'll answer for him. Superman is afraid of no one! http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/206_superman.gif http://www.emotty.com/images/emoticons/974.png

[Mr. Scruffy]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qWZtu7U_Eu0/Rnbvf7Oxr-I/AAAAAAAAASE/9X_BhIMAXWM/s400/ElectricPie.jpg

[luvmysuper]

Since he isn't here, I'll answer for him. Superman is afraid of no one! http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/206_superman.gif http://www.emotty.com/images/emoticons/974.png

I think that was Scar as in a healed cut as opposed to scare as in afraid.
Either way, Superman is not affected.

[blackfoot]

I think that was Scar as in a healed cut as opposed to scare as in afraid.
Either way, Superman is not affected.

I just wanted to use the smileys I had found.

[GoldenMonkey]

...just checking in, and good Cheddar to you all...how was everyone's weekend in the Czardom?

[Mr. Scruffy]

...just checking in, and good Cheddar to you all...how was everyone's weekend in the Czardom?

Vey pjaċevoli. Grazzi għat-talba. :innocent:

[blackfoot]

...just checking in, and good Cheddar to you all...how was everyone's weekend in the Czardom?

Great! I have put about a hundred mile onmy motorcycle in the last three days. :w00t:

[GoldenMonkey]

Vey pjaċevoli. Grazzi għat-talba. :innocent:

LOL...Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot?

[richmondesi]

...just checking in, and good Cheddar to you all...how was everyone's weekend in the Czardom?

Quite excellent, yet disturbing at the same time

[blackfoot]

Quite excellent, yet disturbing at the same time

How so?

[Mr. Scruffy]

LOL...Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot?

Ministru ta 'l Exotic Lingwi Barranin Interpretazzjoni??

[richmondesi]

How so?

PM coming

[blackfoot]

Vey pjaċevoli. Grazzi għat-talba. :innocent:


LOL...Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot?


Ministru ta 'l Exotic Lingwi Barranin Interpretazzjoni??

Something to do with ministry of exotic language translation?

[RichGem]

Great! I have put about a hundred mile onmy motorcycle in the last three days. :w00t:

Yes, but Dad running along side to keep you from falling off doesn't count. :tongue:


Quite excellent, yet disturbing at the same time

???


Ministru ta 'l Exotic Lingwi Barranin Interpretazzjoni??

Romanian or Esperanto?


Something to do with ministry of exotic language translation?

Minister Of Exotic Language ??? intepretation, I beleive.

(yeah, i know that's all misspelled. Neil needs work)

[RichGem]

huh, google translate identifies the above as Maltese. Oh well. I tried.

[GoldenMonkey]

huh, google translate identifies the above as Maltese. Oh well. I tried.

LOL...that's what I got too...

[Mr. Scruffy]

Something to do with ministry of exotic language translation?

Very good.

It's Maltese. Got to love that google.

Translations:

1. Very pleasant. Thanks for asking
2. Minister of Exotic Foreign Language Interpretation??:biggrin:

[blackfoot]

Yes, but Dad running along side to keep you from falling off doesn't count. :tongue:

He let go when I wasn't looking. :redface:

[Mr. Scruffy]

LOL...that's what I got too...

Well done!! You are worthy of your title.

[RichGem]

He let go when I wasn't looking. :redface:

otoh, your dad didn't need to do any cardio all weekend. :biggrin:

[GoldenMonkey]

Well done!! You are worthy of your title.

Thank you, sir. Truth be told, I'm better at translating Internet jibberish and lazyspeak than I am at ACTUAL exotica. If you need to know what "Helz yah, dats hawt, yo" or "Teh 1337speek is uber" means, I'm your man.

[RichGem]

Thank you, sir. Truth be told, I'm better at translating Internet jibberish and lazyspeak than I am at ACTUAL exotica. If you need to know what "Helz yah, dats hawt, yo" or "Teh 1337speek is uber" means, I'm your man.


wurd to ur momma

[GoldenMonkey]

wurd to ur momma

'n mo flava in yo flav, G...

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-2/flavor-flav.jpg

[Mr. Scruffy]

"...aint no thang but a chicken wang..." ????

[GoldenMonkey]

I could totally go for a basket of wings right now...I'm STARVING! I brought a salad for lunch, but forgot my dressing...:mad:

[blackfoot]

I could totally go for a basket of wings right now...I'm STARVING! I brought a salad for lunch, but forgot my dressing...:mad:

+1! Except the shrubbery thing. I went to a local pizza joint with my wife for lunch.

[RichGem]

"...aint no thang but a chicken wang..." ????


WING. Wing. a chicken WANG is totally different. :ohmy:

[RichGem]

I could totally go for a basket of wings right now...I'm STARVING! I brought a salad for lunch, but forgot my dressing...:mad:

never eat salad while dressing. it's just too messy.

[sol92258]

WING. Wing. a chicken WANG is totally different. :ohmy:
...and doesn't provide much sustenance for the masticating

[sol92258]

never eat salad while dressing. it's just too messy.
...besides, you may drop some on your wang