The Anything Thread

[RichGem]

regreteably i'm cramming for a pant physiology exam....yet i figure if i ace the material, i may be able to bio engineer a cheddar tree! Just think of all the extra cheese:w00t:


Uh, what's "pant physiology" and is there a reality show about it?

:tongue:

[bearbear]

Uh, what's "pant physiology" and is there a reality show about it?

:tongue:

i honestly am still not all that sure WHAT it is....but i'm almost certain that if it exist, there must be a reality show. Such is the way of the wild, wild west.

At least in the czardom, we've only got one channel. It plays cheese/razor porn 24/7

[luvmysuper]

Subject matter for "pant physiology"

[blackfoot]

That is a lot better than I originally thought of. :cool:

[bearbear]

http://www.atpm.com/7.07/flowers-ii/images/poppy.jpg
http://www.onlyinholland.com/images/cannabis_sativa.jpg
http://www.arentwesweet.com/images/cacao%20tree.jpg
http://www.mescaline.com/exp/peyote-cacti.jpg

[luvmysuper]

Aha!! Tried to sneak that second picture in there didn't you!!!

[bearbear]

Aha!! Tried to sneak that second picture in there didn't you!!!

:lol: i actually managed to sneak in 3/4

in order

the popy --> opiates

canabis sativa/indica --> mj

cocoa plant --> cocaine

peyote cacti -->peyote
i refrained from the coffee beans and tobbacco leaves

[luvmysuper]

:lol: i actually managed to sneak in 3/4

in order

the popy --> opiates

canabis sativa/indica --> mj

cocoa plant --> cocaine

peyote cacti -->peyote
i refrained from the coffee beans and tobbacco leaves

Ok, you got me.
Is mj the only one not associated with an indigenous peoples religious practices, or did I forget someone?

[bearbear]

Ok, you got me.
Is mj the only one not associated with an indigenous peoples religious practices, or did I forget someone?
:skep:
rastafarianism

all of those plants have those associatinons.

[luvmysuper]

:skep:
rastafarianism

all of those plants have those associatinons.

Yep, forgot someone.

[sol92258]

I hate my sinuses and allergies...hope they ease up before worship service this morning

[RichGem]

I hate my sinuses and allergies...hope they ease up before worship service this morning



Neti pot (http://www.healingdaily.com/exercise/neti-pot.htm) adding a pinch of xylitol to the water. I swear by it.

(xylitol is a natural sugar alcohol (comes in granules) that in addition to being a good low-carb sweetener is also anti-bacterial and anti-viral)

x-clear nasal spray (http://www.vitacost.com/Xlear-Nasal-Wash-with-Xylitol) works on the same principle, but is not as irrigating altho easier / less messy to use.

[Gruder]

I hate my sinuses and allergies...hope they ease up before worship service this morning

Hang in there. I'm relatively allergy-free now, but once the leaves start turning...

Doug, I can't commit to a draft next Saturday, but if you need an extra player and are willing to take on the additional task of being my proxy for the event, I'll join in. Frankly, the picks don't matter so much to me as the friendly competition and having something extra to root for as the season progresses.

Not much going on today. I may run a few errands. Faculty orientation starts tomorrow. Fun.

[blackfoot]

My dad taught me to ride a motorcycle yesterday. I underestimated the difficulty involved. It amazed me that you have to coordinate functions with both feet and both hands at the same time while paying attention to everything else involved. My dad said he forgot how difficult is was to learn, himself. This wasn't his first bike he has owned it for over thirty three years.

I really started getting the hang of it. Dad had me ride over to a parking lot two houses down from his to teach me. I spent most of the evening in first gear, starting, looping around the lot and stopping on a yellow line. After a while, he took me up a country road and rode up to around 45 MPH. It isn't all that fast, but I felt like a little kid.

All in all, it was a blast and I am feeling fairly confident on it now. I should have done this years ago! :cool:

[RichGem]

My dad taught me to ride a motorcycle yesterday. I underestimated the difficulty involved. It amazed me that you have to coordinate functions with both feet and both hands at the same time while paying attention to everything else involved. My dad said he forgot how difficult is was to learn, himself. This wasn't his first bike he has owned it for over thirty three years.

I really started getting the hang of it. Dad had me ride over to a parking lot two houses down from his to teach me. I spent most of the evening in first gear, starting, looping around the lot and stopping on a yellow line. After a while, he took me up a country road and rode up to around 45 MPH. It isn't all that fast, but I felt like a little kid.

All in all, it was a blast and I am feeling fairly confident on it now. I should have done this years ago! :cool:


Flashbacks of my father teaching me to drive (a car). Thankfully, he was very patient. Mom, on the other hand, well, let's just say there was a reason dad and I both disallowed her from giving lessons.

[blackfoot]

Flashbacks of my father teaching me to drive (a car). Thankfully, he was very patient. Mom, on the other hand, well, let's just say there was a reason dad and I both disallowed her from giving lessons.

My mom was notorious for making that hissing noise from quick deep inhales between her teeth. She was what really made me nervous. Then again, that was a good thing. It taught me to ignore unimportant distractions and pay attention to the road. :rolleyes:

[RichGem]

My mom was notorious for making that hissing noise from quick deep inhales between her teeth. She was what really made me nervous. Then again, that was a good thing. It taught me to ignore unimportant distractions and pay attention to the road. :rolleyes:

that sounds really familiar. :lol: the problem is that it continue to this day usually accompanied by some shouted command that a total over-reaction to the situation. As in: Look Out for that .....

(Me: Ma, it's 600 ft away. and I saw it 20 seconds ago. relax)

[RichGem]

:whistling: still waiting for my 9k post congrats thread. :yawn:

(it's so hard to get good minions these days. yeesh.)

[blackfoot]

that sounds really familiar. :lol: the problem is that it continue to this day usually accompanied by some shouted command that a total over-reaction to the situation. As in: Look Out for that .....

(Me: Ma, it's 600 ft away. and I saw it 20 seconds ago. relax)

That is what Mrs. Blackfoot does to me. I don't know how many times I have hit the brakes thinking I am actively running over somebody or something because of the way she does that to me. I haven't learned to tone her out quite the way I could with mom. Of course mom didn't yell like that. Like you said, it isn't ever anything even close.

[DunEdinRanger]

Don't feel too badly, your majesty. The only congrats thread I've had was a self induced one at 4K.

Yet Gollum got one...

[blackfoot]

:whistling: still waiting for my 9k post congrats thread. :yawn:

(it's so hard to get good minions these days. yeesh.)

Happy (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1402535#post1402535)?

[blackfoot]

Don't feel too badly, your majesty. The only congrats thread I've had was a self induced one at 4K.

Yet Gollum got one...

I haven't had one yet, but I haven't tried giving myself one.

[DunEdinRanger]

I haven't had one yet, but I haven't tried giving myself one.

I'll give you one in 59 posts and counting, if I am invited to the big Cheese Whiz when you pass Ouch. :biggrin:

[luvmysuper]

Congrats, and I think this thread simultaneously generated about six new belated congrats threads.

[RichGem]

Happy (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1402535#post1402535)?

Much better. :biggrin:

Thank you.

[blackfoot]

I'll give you one in 59 posts and counting, if I am invited to the big Cheese Whiz when you pass Ouch. :biggrin:

I didn't even realise I was that close. And of course you're invited. We may even invite the pirates. :cool:

[gollum83]

Don't feel too badly, your majesty. The only congrats thread I've had was a self induced one at 4K.

Yet Gollum got one...

Maybe it's because I'm special? :biggrin:


I haven't had one yet, but I haven't tried giving myself one.

Well you keep amassing so many posts in such a short time that it is difficult to keep up. I mean by the time we post a congratulatory thread upon you reaching the 8,000 mark, you'll have hit 9,000.

[Jatte]

when do i get my sable hat??????????
:frown:

[RichGem]

when do i get my sable hat??????????
:frown:

The paperwork has been notarized and put in. You'll have to ask Jesse (soapbox) if he got the forms yet.

:biggrin:

[Jatte]

okays:w00t:

[gollum83]

Neti pot (http://www.healingdaily.com/exercise/neti-pot.htm) adding a pinch of xylitol to the water. I swear by it.

(xylitol is a natural sugar alcohol (comes in granules) that in addition to being a good low-carb sweetener is also anti-bacterial and anti-viral)

x-clear nasal spray (http://www.vitacost.com/Xlear-Nasal-Wash-with-Xylitol) works on the same principle, but is not as irrigating altho easier / less messy to use.

I swear those Neti pot things look weird, but I keep seeing people recommending the darn things on here. One of these day I may just have to give one of these a try.


My dad taught me to ride a motorcycle yesterday. I underestimated the difficulty involved. It amazed me that you have to coordinate functions with both feet and both hands at the same time while paying attention to everything else involved. My dad said he forgot how difficult is was to learn, himself. This wasn't his first bike he has owned it for over thirty three years.

I really started getting the hang of it. Dad had me ride over to a parking lot two houses down from his to teach me. I spent most of the evening in first gear, starting, looping around the lot and stopping on a yellow line. After a while, he took me up a country road and rode up to around 45 MPH. It isn't all that fast, but I felt like a little kid.

All in all, it was a blast and I am feeling fairly confident on it now. I should have done this years ago! :cool:

Well you may have felt like a little kid, but hey at least you're learning how to operate a motorcycle properly. :001_smile


Flashbacks of my father teaching me to drive (a car). Thankfully, he was very patient. Mom, on the other hand, well, let's just say there was a reason dad and I both disallowed her from giving lessons.

It was that opposite for me. My dad is quite possibly the worst passenger ever! Always nervous and always giving out driving 'advice'. Worst part about it is that when I learned to drive Michigan had just changed its licensing laws so that teenage drivers had to rack up 50 hours of driving with a parent or legal guardian in the vehicle before getting their graduated level 1 license. Needless to say, I racked up most of my hours with my mom by my side rather than my dad. :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

It was that opposite for me. My dad is quite possibly the worst passenger ever! Always nervous and always giving out driving 'advice'. Worst part about it is that when I learned to drive Michigan had just changed its licensing laws so that teenage drivers had to rack up 50 hours of driving with a parent or legal guardian in the vehicle before getting their graduated level 1 license. Needless to say, I racked up most of my hours with my mom by my side rather than my dad. :biggrin:

I hadn't ever heard of this. How do they monitor that, honour system?

[blackfoot]

Maybe it's because I'm special? :biggrin:



Well you keep amassing so many posts in such a short time that it is difficult to keep up. I mean by the time we post a congratulatory thread upon you reaching the 8,000 mark, you'll have hit 9,000.

:whistling:

[gollum83]

I hadn't ever heard of this. How do they monitor that, honour system?

Log book. Time, date, number of miles driven, type of roads used, etc. Plus there's something like a three or four month waiting period between obtaining your permit and then your license. The license you then receive is what they call a level 2 (I misspoke the first time, level 1 is your permit) license which restricts your driving. Specifically you can't drive from 12 midnight to 5 am until you get your level 3 or full license, which you receive in six months or when you reach your 18th birthday, whichever happens first if I'm remembering this all correctly.

[blackfoot]

Log book. Time, date, number of miles driven, type of roads used, etc. Plus there's something like a three or four month waiting period between obtaining your permit and then your license. The license you then receive is what they call a level 2 (I misspoke the first time, level 1 is your permit) license which restricts your driving. Specifically you can't drive from 12 midnight to 5 am until you get your level 3 or full license, which you receive in six months or when you reach your 18th birthday, whichever happens first if I'm remembering this all correctly.

That is a pretty good idea.

[gollum83]

That is a pretty good idea.

Yeah it's worked pretty well in the 10 years since it was first instituted. It's cut down some on car accidents and car-related deaths among teenage drivers, although they still definitely occur. Case in point, we had five teens that got killed over in Canton, west of Detroit, about three weeks ago trying to beat a train.

Anyway those fifty hours of instruction sure help, but it depends largely on how good your instructors are. So if your parents are lousy drivers, well then it probably isn't going to help much. Additionally, it doesn't counteract driver stupidity in any way shape or form.

[bearbear]

:whistling: still waiting for my 9k post congrats thread. :yawn:

(it's so hard to get good minions these days. yeesh.)
:yawn::yawn:

okays:w00t:
think hes out of town for the week, might be a bit of a wait.

[blackfoot]

Yeah it's worked pretty well in the 10 years since it was first instituted. It's cut down some on car accidents and car-related deaths among teenage drivers, although they still definitely occur. Case in point, we had five teens that got killed over in Canton, west of Detroit, about three weeks ago trying to beat a train.

Anyway those fifty hours of instruction sure help, but it depends largely on how good your instructors are. So if your parents are lousy drivers, well then it probably isn't going to help much. Additionally, it doesn't counteract driver stupidity in any way shape or form.

You probably heard about the accident last week involving Mercy Me in their tour bus. There was a 17 and 19 year old plus the pregnant 18 year old that was driving. Two dead on scene, baby died later, and driver died this week. It really is a shame.

[gollum83]

think hes out of town for the week, might be a bit of a wait.

Well I'm not sure about that, but he did just move not too awful long ago. So even if he isn't out of town, he's probably still settling in.

[gollum83]

You probably heard about the accident last week involving Mercy Me in their tour bus. There was a 17 and 19 year old plus the pregnant 18 year old that was driving. Two dead on scene, baby died later, and driver died this week. It really is a shame.

Yeah I remember you mentioning that. And you're right, it is a shame, but then again any accidental loss of life is...

[luvmysuper]

I thought he said he'd be busy this weekend and would try to catch up on Monday.

[blackfoot]

Yeah I remember you mentioning that. And you're right, it is a shame, but then again any accidental loss of life is...

True. I joke about being so cold-hearted and uncaring, and to some extent, have that image among my officers. I really shock them when they see me show humanity towards someone. You have to, sometimes. Besides, it's a good reminder to my guys that the scum bags we deal with have a few good people tossed in every now and then. :biggrin:

[gollum83]

I thought he said he'd be busy this weekend and would try to catch up on Monday.

Well you're probably right. I must have just missed that little tidbit somewhere.

[Gruder]

:whistling: still waiting for my 9k post congrats thread. :yawn:

(it's so hard to get good minions these days. yeesh.)

Does it count if you beg for it? :confused:

Congrats, all the same.

[moonshine44]

Maybe it's because I'm special? :biggrin:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_y8SPNbAAKo8/SFdSSU0gpvI/AAAAAAAACSo/Fhptoyfc4s8/s400/totg-short-bus.jpg

[profsaffel]

Doug, I can't commit to a draft next Saturday, but if you need an extra player and are willing to take on the additional task of being my proxy for the event, I'll join in. Frankly, the picks don't matter so much to me as the friendly competition and having something extra to root for as the season progresses.


The draft is not until the 29th, not the 22nd, so if you can still make it, please sign up. Also, it looks like we are going to need a few more players as so far NO one has officially signed up passed myself. :frown: Please join us for good times and smack talk.

[sol92258]

Neti pot (http://www.healingdaily.com/exercise/neti-pot.htm) adding a pinch of xylitol to the water. I swear by it.

yeah, I use one of those...actually, this (http://www.neilmed.com/usa/products.php), it's a squeeze bottle kind, but:
A) I'm out of mix;
B) I was too stopped up to even bother had I had some, or made some


You probably heard about the accident last week involving Mercy Me in their tour bus. There was a 17 and 19 year old plus the pregnant 18 year old that was driving. Two dead on scene, baby died later, and driver died this week. It really is a shame.
Dang, I hadn't heard that the driver died too.

[sol92258]

I haven't had one yet, but I haven't tried giving myself one.
let's see...
in 6 months, you're about to hit 8,000

it took Rich 33 months to hit 9,000

you see, we actually have time between K's for some folks to get a holler...:biggrin:
maybe if you backed it up from out of plaid for a bit around the K-marks...:wink2:

[RichGem]

Does it count if you beg for it? :confused:

Congrats, all the same.

yes

:prrr:

:biggrin:

[profsaffel]

Still looking for some B&Bers to join the NoTitleLeague... just saying. :rolleyes:

[SRock]

:whistling: still waiting for my 9k post congrats thread. :yawn:

(it's so hard to get good minions these days. yeesh.)

:lol:


Does it count if you beg for it? :confused:

Congrats, all the same.

:lol::lol::lol:


Happy (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1402535#post1402535)?

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Gruder]

Still looking for some B&Bers to join the NoTitleLeague... just saying. :rolleyes:

Alright gents, I've PM'd Doug for the appropriate password to join. I also have zero FFL experience, so all who join are virtually guaranteed to finish above last place :tongue: Your turn to PM Doug for the password!


Ok, all. I've set us up a League through Yahoo Sports. I wanted to do and NFL.com league, but without paying premium, I couldn't alter any of the default settings, such as a minimum 12 team league.

Here is the link: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/notitleleague

If you or one of your friends (B&B members only please) wants to join, pm me for the password. That's the only rule. As suggested by someone, I think the no title thread is a fine place to talk a little FFL when the time arises.

Just to give you the heads up, I've set it up with a LIVE draft on the 29th of August at 2pm Central. The other rules you can read when you get to the site. I set the league up based on many years of experience with what I liked and disliked about other leagues I've played in. Nothing too weird and I hope it balances the points so that no one player or player type will dominate.

Let the GAMES begin!

-Prof

[richmondesi]

Alright gents, I've PM'd Doug for the appropriate password to join. I also have zero FFL experience, so all who join are virtually guaranteed to finish above last place :tongue: Your turn to PM Doug for the password!

I've got my team:cool:

[Gruder]

I've got my team:cool:

Doug, Paul, me. That's three. Three teams. Ah. Ah. Ah.

[RichGem]

I've got my team:cool:

will you also be scripting the chants for the cheerleaders?

:biggrin:

[bearbear]

http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090815.gif

it should have said razors, but i think you get the point.

[richmondesi]

will you also be scripting the chants for the cheerleaders?

:biggrin:

Probably :tongue_sm

[blackfoot]

You guys have to check this thread (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1404077#post1404077) out. Bring out the best of the Cheddar Curtain , guys and gals!

[micah1_8]

Hey gang.

[richmondesi]

Hey gang.

Yeah, it's the Arkobot:w00t:

[Gruder]

Hey Micah.

New faculty orientation day one = over. One day to go. Anyone want to finish a syllabus for me tonight?

[sol92258]

Hey gang.
who?
:biggrin:
hey Micah!

[profsaffel]

Hey Micah.

New faculty orientation day one = over. One day to go. Anyone want to finish a syllabus for me tonight?

Only if you'll do the 5 I've got to do. That's the problem with a small school - I teach EVERY section. I AM the Social Studies Dept. :tongue_sm

[Gruder]

Only if you'll do the 5 I've got to do. That's the problem with a small school - I teach EVERY section. I AM the Social Studies Dept. :tongue_sm

Ouch! Do some of the courses at least overlap (same subject matter)?

On another topic: Gents, the Fightin' Gruderians are registered, avatared, and reack to rock in the no title FFL. I implore you, PM Doug for the necessary joining info so that they have some competition. Otherwise, it'll be a long season... :tongue:

[Duckster]

Just to give you the heads up, I've set it up with a LIVE draft on the 29th of August at 2pm Central.


On another topic: Gents, the Fightin' Gruderians are registered, avatared, and reack to rock in the no title FFL. I implore you, PM Doug for the necessary joining info so that they have some competition. Otherwise, it'll be a long season... :tongue:

I want to play, but I can't do a Saturday afternoon live draft.

[Gruder]

I want to play, but I can't do a Saturday afternoon live draft.

There appears to be an autodraft feature -- you could rank your players ahead of time and have them slotted into the draft without being present -- Prof, am I reading that right?

[DunEdinRanger]

This has been too quiet today. I am worried!

[RichGem]

This has been too quiet today. I am worried!

All is well in the Czardom

[DunEdinRanger]

I consider that Gouda News!

[RichGem]

I consider that Gouda News!

as expected, cheezy.

:biggrin:

[DunEdinRanger]

I've been cutting the cheese all day long.

[RichGem]

I've been cutting the cheese all day long.

that's what happens when you foresake the path of righteousness in favor of beans.

:tongue_sm

[DunEdinRanger]

It was the Ukrainian Sampler

Warm Red Borscht soup, Stuffed Cabbage, Sauerkraut, Pierogies with onions, Kielbasa, with warm babka bread and washed down with German Beer.

[RichGem]

It was the Ukrainian Sampler

Warm Red Borscht soup, Stuffed Cabbage, Sauerkraut, Pierogies with onions, Kielbasa, with warm babka bread and washed down with German Beer.

:drool::drool::drool:

(well, except for the stuffed cabbage)

[moonshine44]

It was the Ukrainian Sampler

Warm Red Borscht soup, Stuffed Cabbage, Sauerkraut, Pierogies with onions, Kielbasa, with warm babka bread and washed down with German Beer.

Good grief, that should produce some serious cheese cutting! :eek::eek::eek:

[SRock]

This has been too quiet today. I am worried!

Sorry, I haven't been in to stir the pot!

[profsaffel]

Since you are on the other side of the world, you can stir the pot while the rest of us are in bed. ;)

Well, now I must get ready for work and be off. Later.

[SRock]

Since you are on the other side of the world, you can stir the pot while the rest of us are in bed. ;)

Well, now I must get ready for work and be off. Later.

:c6:

[gollum83]

Sorry, I haven't been in to stir the pot!

Ye be a strange pirate, with yer stirring of pots and hanging out with the Czarists.

[SRock]

Ye be a strange pirate, with yer stirring of pots and hanging out with the Czarists.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

Ye be a strange pirate, with yer stirring of pots and hanging out with the Czarists.

Have you ever seen a normal pirate?

[RichGem]

Have you ever seen a normal pirate?


Now that you mention it... Slagle does have all his teeth. :confused:

[gollum83]

Have you ever seen a normal pirate?

Well they all can't be abnormal. There has to be some baseline of normality. However that's not to say pirates aren't abnormal when compared to the rest of society. It is just that within pirate society itself there has to be some sense of normalcy when compared to others of their ilk, otherwise terms like abnormal and strange have no basis of meaning. Oh and your milage may certainly vary. :biggrin:

[RichGem]

Oh and good morning and good cheddar to all in the Czardom this fine day.

[blackfoot]

Well they all can't be abnormal. There has to be some baseline of normality. However that's not to say pirates aren't abnormal when compared to the rest of society. It is just that within pirate society itself there has to be some sense of normalcy when compared to others of their ilk, otherwise terms like abnormal and strange have no basis of meaning. Oh and your milage may certainly vary. :biggrin:

Should normalcy be decided upon peers or the public at large? This is an interesting question. If we say, their peers, this will effect other situations. I fought with a woman high on cocaine tonight. She seemed to be nearly insane to us. Yet, comparing to her peers, she may have been a perfectly normal coke-head.

[RichGem]

Should normalcy be decided upon peers or the public at large? This is an interesting question. If we say, their peers, this will effect other situations. I fought with a woman high on cocaine tonight. She seemed to be nearly insane to us. Yet, comparing to her peers, she may have been a perfectly normal coke-head.

So then crack heads should only be tried by a jury of fellow crack heads? Or murders by fellow murderers? I don't think the logic carries through.

[blackfoot]

So then crack heads should only be tried by a jury of fellow crack heads? Or murders by fellow murderers? I don't think the logic carries through.

Thus was my point. Pirates, therefore, cannot be judged for normalcy against other pirates.

[moonshine44]

Thus was my point. Pirates, therefore, cannot be judged for normalcy against other pirates.

Arrh, matey, we be as normal as the next man...

Sorry, I was channeling Blackbeard there for a moment. I'm not really a pirate... :biggrin:

[gollum83]

So then crack heads should only be tried by a jury of fellow crack heads? Or murders by fellow murderers? I don't think the logic carries through.

That would go well. I can see it now...

Crack head jury: "Not guilty. He was just trying to get high, man."

Murder jury: "Not guilty. It's not his fault he has these urges. Besides that :censored: deserved it."

[blackfoot]

That would go well. I can see it now...

Crack head jury: "Not guilty. He was just trying to get high, man."

Murder jury: "Not guilty. It's not his fault he has these urges. Besides that :censored: deserved it."

I must say, they are entertaining. For example, tonight I learned that I killed Jesus and look like Elvis.

[gollum83]

I must say, they are entertaining. For example, tonight I learned that I killed Jesus and look like Elvis.

:lol::lol::lol:

[moonshine44]

I must say, they are entertaining. For example, tonight I learned that I killed Jesus and look like Elvis.

Which Elvis? The tall one or the short one?

[blackfoot]

Which Elvis? The tall one or the short one?

Well, I'm six foot. Then again, she was on crack.

[gollum83]

Which Elvis? The tall one or the short one?

Along those same lines, is it possible to be a tall midget? :001_huh:

[RichGem]

I must say, they are entertaining. For example, tonight I learned that I killed Jesus and look like Elvis.


Jesus was killed by Elvis! That b@stard!

:biggrin:

[blackfoot]

Jesus was killed by Elvis! That b@stard!

:biggrin:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[moonshine44]

Well, I'm six foot. Then again, she was on crack.

So it probably was the short one! :biggrin:

[moonshine44]

Along those same lines, is it possible to be a tall midget? :001_huh:

Is there a maximum size limit to qualify? Not trying to be discriminatory here, just curious...

[gollum83]

Is there a maximum size limit to qualify? Not trying to be discriminatory here, just curious...

Well I just looked this up and apparently the most in the medical community seem to define the maximum height as being 4' 10" here in the States, but I would imagine that it depends on where you're at because 4' 10" would be within normal height range in some groups of people living around the globe.

[luvmysuper]

I must say, they are entertaining. For example, tonight I learned that I killed Jesus and look like Elvis.

Presley or Costello? (I don't know which one was taller)

[gollum83]

Presley or Costello? (I don't know which one was taller)

I love Elvis Costello! :w00t:

And by that I mean I love his music, so don't anyone get any funny ideas. :mad3:

[krissy]

I love Elvis Costello! :w00t:

And by that I mean I love his music, so don't anyone get any funny ideas. :mad3:

Is it joke time already?

[moonshine44]

I love Elvis Costello! :w00t:

And by that I mean I love his music, so don't anyone get any funny ideas. :mad3:

Funny ideas? Us? You mean like, oh, I don't know, e-mailing the mods?

Would we do that? :biggrin:

[Monkeydad]

I'm not condoning it, only sharing it:

http://www.strangereports.com/overduebooks.htm

[bearbear]

Now that you mention it... Slagle does have all his teeth. :confused:
not for long...
:a7::a11::a30::a13::a6::a19:
:behead: :a20:
:oops:...got carried away there with the guillotine all this talk of coke murder and violence got me excited.

Should normalcy be decided upon peers or the public at large? This is an interesting question. If we say, their peers, this will effect other situations. I fought with a woman high on cocaine tonight. She seemed to be nearly insane to us. Yet, comparing to her peers, she may have been a perfectly normal coke-head.

coke heads always deliver the laughs.

[richmondesi]

As MCP, Governor of the Texas Territory, and Knight (Order of the Cheddar Curtain); I beseech the Czar to take action with respect to the Vice-Czar post. I am officially throwing my support behind fellow Knight, Jesse!

[strat1117]

As MCP, Governor of the Texas Territory, and knight of the Order of the Cheddar Curtain; I beseech the Czar to take action with respect to the Vice-Czar post. I am officially throwing my support behind fellow Knight, Jesse!

Although the Minister, personally, is saddened greatly by the continued absence of the Vice-Czar, the Ministry would fully support Komrade Jesse's elevation to the post.

M:smartass:E
{Official Seal}

[gollum83]

Funny ideas? Us? You mean like, oh, I don't know, e-mailing the mods?

Would we do that? :biggrin:

Would you? Knowing this bunch? No. No, you wouldn't shouldn't. :scared:


As MCP, Governor of the Texas Territory, and Knight (Oder of the Cheddar Curtain); I beseech the Czar to take action with respect to the Vice-Czar post. I am officially throwing my support behind fellow Knight, Jesse!

The lowest of the low, the Court Jester, would support this move. This assuming, of course, that the Czar approves of said move. :biggrin:

[moonshine44]

Would you? Knowing this bunch? No. No, you wouldn't shouldn't. :scared:

Hm, methinks there is potential for the garnering of wealth here, eh? :ihih:




The lowest of the low, the Court Jester, would support this move. This assuming, of course, that the Czar approves of said move. :biggrin:

I suppose that in the continued absence of said vice-Czar, and the best interests of the Czardom in general, and being on the outskirts and all and not actually having a cabinet post, I also would be in accordance with the appointment of Jesse to vice-Czar-dom (or whatever the necessary word is) even though I probably aren't even allowed a vote, but on the other hand, he did send me the extra-strength eye bleach when I needed it and it might even be a good idea to apply for a cabinet post of some sort myself to assure that I do have a vote in the future and oh yeah, Tillamook cheddar does come from Oregon, so not all of the happy cows are in California in spite of what the TV commercials say...

What was the topic of conversation again? I seem to have wandered off track for a moment...

[blackfoot]

Hm, methinks there is potential for the garnering of wealth here, eh? :ihih:





I suppose that in the continued absence of said vice-Czar, and the best interests of the Czardom in general, and being on the outskirts and all and not actually having a cabinet post, I also would be in accordance with the appointment of Jesse to vice-Czar-dom (or whatever the necessary word is) even though I probably aren't even allowed a vote, but on the other hand, he did send me the extra-strength eye bleach when I needed it and it might even be a good idea to apply for a cabinet post of some sort myself to assure that I do have a vote in the future and oh yeah, Tillamook cheddar does come from Oregon, so not all of the happy cows are in California in spite of what the TV commercials say...

What was the topic of conversation again? I seem to have wandered off track for a moment...

If you are discussing cheddar, you are never off track. :cool:

[blackfoot]

I'm not condoning it, only sharing it:

http://www.strangereports.com/overduebooks.htm

Ha! I like it. :w00t: Does it have to be a friend? :wink:

[moonshine44]

If you are discussing cheddar, you are never off track. :cool:

Does that make my post above "Cheddar Chatter"?

[blackfoot]

Does that make my post above "Cheddar Chatter"?

I believe we have a new term. :cool:

[DunEdinRanger]

As MCP, Governor of the Texas Territory, and Knight (Order of the Cheddar Curtain); I beseech the Czar to take action with respect to the Vice-Czar post. I am officially throwing my support behind fellow Knight, Jesse!


If the Czar is filling the post, I humbly ask he consider me. Gentlemen, I am a confirmed Cheese-a-holic, but seriously, no one knows Vice better than Jesse! :tongue_sm

[sol92258]

I'm not condoning it, only sharing it:

http://www.strangereports.com/overduebooks.htm
funny...I especially like the "How to fart in public" title :lol:

[sol92258]

sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant

[Gruder]

sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't.

[RichGem]

I am indeed disturbed by the continued absence of the esteemed Vice Czar. I am hoping that he is away on a super secret mission and has not yet made the requisite contact. Tonight could be a check-in night. Your advice and suggestions will be taken under advisement and given due consideration. Failing contact tonight, Jesse will be appointed *acting* Vice Czar (pending the VC's return) while continuing in his current duties.

[Gruder]

Poor Chip. :frown: I hope he's well.

[moonshine44]

Poor Chip. :frown: I hope he's well.

Me too. I kind of miss his furry little face popping up around here, ya know?

[RichGem]

I can say with certainty that he is well.

[Gruder]

I can say with certainty that he is well.

I'm now working on a new theory: Rich = Chip. :biggrin:

[RichGem]

I'm now working on a new theory: Rich = Chip. :biggrin:


Hey guys, if you don't here from Gruder for a few days, don't worry. He's juuussst fiiine.

:ohmy:

[Gruder]

Hey guys, if you don't here from Gruder for a few days, don't worry. He's juuussst fiiine.

:ohmy:

:lol::lol::lol: I shan't be assimilated into your collective. :biggrin:

[thirdeye]

I can say with certainty that he is well.

You can????

I called him a couple weeks ago and no return call. I just tried again 20 minutes ago and no answer.

[blackfoot]

Not to seem cold, because I miss the little Vitamin C fur ball as much as everyone else. That being said, I need one more week, me thinks, in order to pass him up. :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't.

I can't hear this without thinking about the Jeffrey D. jokes going around school when he was arrested.

[sol92258]

Hey guys, if you don't here from Gruder for a few days, don't worry. He's juuussst fiiine.

:ohmy:
who?

Not to seem cold, because I miss the little Vitamin C fur ball as much as everyone else. That being said, I need one more week, me thinks, in order to pass him up. :biggrin:
psshaw...1 week :lol::lol::lol:
by the time I pass gas next you'll have doubled his post count...(and I had burritos and beans for lunch...)

[RichGem]

Not to seem cold, because I miss the little Vitamin C fur ball as much as everyone else. That being said, I need one more week, me thinks, in order to pass him up. :biggrin:


Take it from someone who knows, it's a hollow victory without him here to witness it (I mean, uh, rub his face in it).

:biggrin:

[sol92258]

I already posted this once, but it is so grand it bears twice posting...

had bacon for supper tonight, along with sausage and sweet potato waffles...yum-yum

[Gruder]

I haven't done breakfast for dinner in a while. I shall have to remedy that soon.

[profsaffel]

There appears to be an autodraft feature -- you could rank your players ahead of time and have them slotted into the draft without being present -- Prof, am I reading that right?

Yes, that's right. It's not AS good as live, but you can still play that way.

[luvmysuper]

(and I had burritos and beans for lunch...)

Hope there was a LOT of shredded cheddar in them thar burritos.

[profsaffel]

Ouch! Do some of the courses at least overlap (same subject matter)?


Yes, fortunately I'm teaching all social studies, but all are a little different too. US 1, World Geo, World History, US II, Gov/Economics...

[Gruder]

Yes, fortunately I'm teaching all social studies, but all are a little different too. US 1, World Geo, World History, US II, Gov/Economics...

That's a tough load. Thanks for making me feel a bit better about mine! :wink: May your term be full of brilliant and well-mannered scholars.

[gollum83]

Hey guys, if you don't here from Gruder for a few days, don't worry. He's juuussst fiiine.

:ohmy:

Oh, oh! Quick Gruder redeem yourself! There no telling what the Czar will do when he's like this! :eek2:

[bearbear]

So unaware......

[gollum83]

So unaware......

So... confused... :001_huh:

[RichGem]

You can????

I called him a couple weeks ago and no return call. I just tried again 20 minutes ago and no answer.

The Vice Czar has checked in and he is doing well. He sends his regards to all and approves of the suggestion of Jesse being acting Vice Czar in his absence. He's currently on his way to the airport to pick up Mrs. Chip.

[Duckster]

:lol::lol::lol: I shan't be assimilated into your collective. :biggrin:


The anti-tsar wildcat...... a future pirate maybe?


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[richmondesi]

The Vice Czar has checked in and he is doing well. He sends his regards to all and approves of the suggestion of Jesse being acting Vice Czar in his absence. He's currently on his way to the airport to pick up Mrs. Chip.

What's his deal? Why has he left us?:confused:

[RichGem]

The anti-tsar wildcat...... a future pirate maybe?


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Oh, that just won't do.

oh Blaaaaaaake! Clean up on aisle Gruder. ASAP.

[RichGem]

What's his deal? Why has he left us?:confused:


slammed at work setting up a database from scratch including the interface and gui. after spending all day coding, just can't bear to b&b with crossed eyes and aching fingers.

[richmondesi]

slammed at work setting up a database from scratch including the interface and gui. after spending all day coding, just can't bear to b&b with crossed eyes and aching fingers.

ah... understandable

[soapbox]

sorry for the long absence. Slammed trying to get the house together and start the new job.

Here's some avatars I've been making:

[soapbox]

Tougher to do the Jason Isaacs avatar.

Here's three choices.

[gollum83]

slammed at work setting up a database from scratch including the interface and gui. after spending all day coding, just can't bear to b&b with crossed eyes and aching fingers.

From scratch? Wow! No wonder he hasn't been here in quite some time! :eek:


sorry for the long absence. Slammed trying to get the house together and start the new job.

Here's some avatars I've been making:

Very nice! So how is the new job coming along anyway?

[krissy]

Whooooo hoooooo Excellent Job Jesse,
love that hats !!!

[soapbox]

Oh, and here's the Texarkana meetup photo. :001_smile

[RichGem]

Oh, and here's the Texarkana meetup photo. :001_smile

\


who's who? :confused:

[bearbear]

So... confused... :001_huh:

i'm so unaware of what was going on with vice czar..i to am confused.

lol. one doesn't belong. 3ment with goatees, and the man holding the stick is clean shaven.:lol:

[Gruder]

The anti-tsar wildcat...... a future pirate maybe?

Not at all. And I resent the defacing of the beloved Wildcat. I'm just trying to prevent Rich = Chip = Gruder. :wink: (It started with tales of a "meeting" in Vegas, then Chip was never seen again. Ray can't find him, but Rich, mysteriously, can...)

[SRock]

Have you ever seen a normal pirate?

:lol:


Now that you mention it... Slagle does have all his teeth. :confused:

Indeed I do, all pearly white!


Thus was my point. Pirates, therefore, cannot be judged for normalcy against other pirates.

I'm in a class all my own and I can't be judged, my Mom said so! :tongue_sm


Along those same lines, is it possible to be a tall midget? :001_huh:

I'm super tall for a midget, 5'6" :lol::lol::lol:


Well I just looked this up and apparently the most in the medical community seem to define the maximum height as being 4' 10" here in the States, but I would imagine that it depends on where you're at because 4' 10" would be within normal height range in some groups of people living around the globe.

4'10" for a man its shorter for a woman. When I joined the AF those were the minimums for enlistment. We actually had a guy in basic training that was 4'10.5" and he'd remind you of that .5. It was weird I towered over the little guy! :lol::lol:


Poor Chip. :frown: I hope he's well.

+1


Me too. I kind of miss his furry little face popping up around here, ya know?

+1


I can say with certainty that he is well.

Good to know!


I'm now working on a new theory: Rich = Chip. :biggrin:

Hmmmm


Hey guys, if you don't here from Gruder for a few days, don't worry. He's juuussst fiiine.

:ohmy:

:lol::lol:


Not to seem cold, because I miss the little Vitamin C fur ball as much as everyone else. That being said, I need one more week, me thinks, in order to pass him up. :biggrin:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Post count isn't important it's just a byproduct.


The anti-tsar wildcat...... a future pirate maybe?


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Yarrr probably not. I see Chad as a neutral fella.


Not at all. And I resent the defacing of the beloved Wildcat. I'm just trying to prevent Rich = Chip = Gruder. :wink: (It started with tales of a "meeting" in Vegas, then Chip was never seen again. Ray can't find him, but Rich, mysteriously, can...)

:lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

Not at all. And I resent the defacing of the beloved Wildcat. I'm just trying to prevent Rich = Chip = Gruder. :wink: (It started with tales of a "meeting" in Vegas, then Chip was never seen again. Ray can't find him, but Rich, mysteriously, can...)

Actually, I have heard from him a couple of times, myself. Limecat is alive and well. Maybe not well, but Limecat. :cool:

[sol92258]

not at all. And i resent the defacing of the beloved wildcat. I'm just trying to prevent rich = chip = gruder. :wink: (it started with tales tails of a "meeting" in vegas, then chip was never seen again. Ray can't find him, but rich, mysteriously, can...)
fyp

[sol92258]

please check here (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1408929#post1408929)

[richmondesi]

\


who's who? :confused:

From left to right:

Jesse, Paul, Doug, Jim :smile:

[sol92258]

Oh, and here's the Texarkana meetup photo. :001_smile
it's a bit warm for those hats, don't you think? :lol:

[gollum83]

Actually, I have heard from him a couple of times, myself. Limecat is alive and well. Maybe not well, but Limecat. :cool:

So what you're saying is that rumors of his demise have been greatly exaggerated? :biggrin:


From left to right:

Jesse, Paul, Doug, Jim :smile:

Is it just me or do Jesse and Doug look like long lost brothers with those glasses and goatees their both sporting? :lol:

[RichGem]

From left to right:

Jesse, Paul, Doug, Jim :smile:

So, what happened? Were the goatees all sold out by the time you got to the store? :lol:

[gollum83]

So, what happened? Were the goatees all sold out by the time you got to the store? :lol:

No, he forgot to buy one of these (http://www.goateesaver.com/)... :lol:

[sol92258]

Is it just me or do Jesse and Doug look like long lost brothers with those glasses and goatees their both sporting? :lol:
you know, now that you mention it.....:ohmy:

So, what happened? Were the goatees all sold out by the time you got to the store? :lol:
:lol::lol:

No, he forgot to buy one of these (http://www.goateesaver.com/)... :lol:
:lol::lol::lol:
except I recently discovered that the inventor of said device graduated the same college as I did...so, why has he had success and not me? :tongue_sm

[Monkeydad]

http://img05.ti-da.net/usr/ogstore/3757906304_5abbeb84d8_o.jpg

[richmondesi]

So, what happened? Were the goatees all sold out by the time you got to the store? :lol:

Nope. I figured out how to shave my chin and jawline, so I don't need a goatee :tongue:

[gollum83]

Nope. I figured out how to shave my chin and jawline, so I don't need a goatee :tongue:

http://fc03.deviantart.com/images3/i/2004/11/3/e/Rim_Shot_emoticon.gif

[blackfoot]

What is all of this goat talk? We do not need goat cheese.

[moonshine44]

And here I thought goatee was another word for a small goat. Either that or a device for placing a goat for launching...

[sol92258]

just please please please please please please please no reference to .... ummm, nevermind, because that would be a reference, wouldn't it? :biggrin:

[sol92258]

So, how do they decide if a storm should have a female name (hurricane) or a male name (himmacane)?
If a storm is unpredictable and changes directions randomly it's a hurricane.
It's a himmacane if it heads straight for the virgin islands

[blackfoot]

So, how do they decide if a storm should have a female name (hurricane) or a male name (himmacane)?
If a storm is unpredictable and changes directions randomly it's a hurricane.
It's a himmacane if it heads straight for the virgin islands

:lol::lol:

Actually, if memory serves me, they alternate. Every other storm is a male.

[skklog]

So, how do they decide if a storm should have a female name (hurricane) or a male name (himmacane)?
If a storm is unpredictable and changes directions randomly it's a hurricane.
It's a himmacane if it heads straight for the virgin islands

I think all hurricanes should be female ( it just makes sense )

[blackfoot]

So, how do they decide if a storm should have a female name (hurricane) or a male name (himmacane)?
If a storm is unpredictable and changes directions randomly it's a hurricane.
It's a himmacane if it heads straight for the virgin islands

I think all hurricanes should be female ( it just makes sense )

:lol::lol:

[skklog]

sorry to any females out there :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

sorry to any females out there :biggrin:

Krissy, you want to weigh in? :biggrin:

[sol92258]

:lol::lol:

Actually, if memory serves me, they alternate. Every other storm is a male.
you are correct, but that fact makes the joke less funny....a little

[blackfoot]

you are correct, but that fact makes the joke less funny....a little

Quite true. I will step back and allow the joke to pass. :blushing:

[gollum83]

Krissy, you want to weigh in? :biggrin:

You're such a great brother, aren't you? "Here, Krissy, Krissy, Krissy! Come here girl!" :lol:

[soapbuddy]

I think all hurricanes should be female ( it just makes sense )

Yeah, right! :lol:

[gollum83]

What is all of this goat talk? We do not need goat cheese.

Why? What's wrong with goat cheese? :confused:

[blackfoot]

Why? What's wrong with goat cheese? :confused:

We have Cheddar!

[luvmysuper]

We have Cheddar!

Yeah, and it ain't from them stupid "Happy Cows" either.

[gollum83]

We have Cheddar!

So I can't eat goat cheese and have my cheddar too? :frown:

[blackfoot]

So I can't eat goat cheese and have my cheddar too? :frown:

Do as you please. But as for me and my household, we shall eat Cheddar!

[Dubbya]

Quite true. I will step back and allow the joke to pass. :blushing:

I, too, shall step aside and not take the easy shot.

[Dubbya]

While looking for something strange to post here, I found a set of pictures on Flikr that, while hilarious and not at all lewd or vulgar, are simply too strange.

I am truly befuddled by them.

[Dubbya]

http://carfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/32.jpg

That's better.

[blackfoot]

It's Mini Me.

[Dubbya]

It's Mini Me.

Don't worry. It's coming right back.

[gollum83]

While looking for something strange to post here, I found a set of pictures on Flikr that, while hilarious and not at all lewd or vulgar, are simply too strange.

I am truly befuddled by them.

Well, you're not the only one. :001_huh:

[Dubbya]

Had to link to it. The photos won't import for some reason. (http://travel.webshots.com/photo/1262808215065111691HIXFDK)

[gollum83]

I'm not seeing a thing in that latest post of yours, Dubbya.

[Dubbya]

Is anybody seeing that?

[Dubbya]

I'll find it elsewhere and post again.

[blackfoot]

Is anybody seeing that?

Nope.

[Duckster]

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[Dubbya]

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Fixed...

























Sort of.

[gollum83]

What is that one on the right? Baby's first armor? :lol:

[sol92258]

strange

[sol92258]

Quite true. I will step back and allow the joke to pass. :blushing:
it's passed...step back in...no need in stepping back, was just jesting back with you :blush:

[skklog]

omg my car!!!! :blink:

[bearbear]

Here a picture of my goat. (srs)

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs124.snc1/5330_814019042640_48914430_47461603_3561829_n.jpg

[blackfoot]

That is indeed a goat.

[luvmysuper]

Here a picture of my goat. (srs)

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs124.snc1/5330_814019042640_48914430_47461603_3561829_n.jpg

Sir -
Your goat is unguarded, and there are pirates about.

[Gruder]

I concur. One goat.

[bearbear]

Sir -
Your goat is unguarded, and there are pirates about.

ninjas: there are 7 in this picture.

[skklog]

I only see see 6

[blackfoot]

ninjas: there are 7 in this picture.

Courtesy Ministry of Internal Security and Foreign Intelligence. :ninja:

[gollum83]

I only see see 6

That's one more than what I'm seeing. I only count five.

[skklog]

thats the 1 need to worry about

[blackfoot]

I only see see 6


That's one more than what I'm seeing. I only count five.

That is because they are well trained.

[sol92258]

Here a picture of my goat. (srs)

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs124.snc1/5330_814019042640_48914430_47461603_3561829_n.jpg
surely you kid....

ninjas: there are 7 in this picture.

I only see see 6

strange, I see all 9

[gollum83]

That is because they are well trained.

Or there's only five. Not that it matters, the goat is protected. However I could be wrong, but such involuntary deceptions can prove useful against the pirate scourge. :shifty:

[Duckster]

Four pirates, three goats:














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[blackfoot]

Or there's only five. Not that it matters, the goat is protected. However I could be wrong, but such involuntary deceptions can prove useful against the pirate scourge. :shifty:

Well, such deceptions don't have to be all that sophisticated. We're only dealing with pirates, after all. I'm not saying the pirates are dumb, but....:rolleyes:

[gollum83]

Four pirates, three goats:

That's clearly photoshopped! And by a five-year old no less by the look of things! :mad3:

[bearbear]

I only see see 6

That is because they are well trained.
thiss

surely you kid....

strange, I see all 9
naw, thats just the posoin taking effect. you're only really seing 4 and a half.
you'll be dead in oh.... 37:24 minutes.

Four pirates, three goats:






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HAHA.

[gollum83]

naw, thats just the posoin taking effect. you're only really seing 4 and a half.
you'll be dead in oh.... 37:24 minutes.

Poison? He may not be a Cheddarite, but Jim's a friendly! Give him the antidote and quick! :eek:

[RichGem]

What is all of this goat talk? We do not need goat cheese.

But goat cheese (and goat milk) is naturally lactose free!

[RichGem]

Sir -
Your goat is unguarded, and there are pirates about.

And Tux knows what those pirates will do with him! :eek:

[blackfoot]

Poison? He may not be a Cheddarite, but Jim's a friendly! Give him the antidote and quick! :eek:

+1! I never authorised the use of poison without an act of aggression. :nono:

[bearbear]

Poison? He may not be a Cheddarite, but Jim's a friendly! Give him the antidote and quick! :eek:

i was messing with him, worst case scenario he wakes up with a headache in a puddle of his own bodily fluids.

he's just drunk and seeing double AGAIN.

[sol92258]

i was messing with him, worst case scenario he wakes up with a headache in a puddle of his own bodily fluids.

he's just drunk and seeing double AGAIN.
I have no idea what you're talking about


i was messing with him, worst case scenario he wakes up with a headache in a puddle of his own bodily fluids.

he's just drunk and seeing double AGAIN.
I have no idea what you're talking about

[bearbear]

:lol: which reminds me, i've got to take a picture for the shave stick thread brb....

[gollum83]

i was messing with him, worst case scenario he wakes up with a headache in a puddle of his own bodily fluids.

he's just drunk and seeing double AGAIN.I have no idea what you're talking about


i was messing with him, worst case scenario he wakes up with a headache in a puddle of his own bodily fluids.

he's just drunk and seeing double AGAIN.
I have no idea what you're talking about

Oh my! Now I'm seeing double! Umm... bearbear, are you sure you didn't poison anything? :001_unsur

[Gruder]

surely you kid....

Boo! That's a 15-yarder, and you can expect a letter from the commisioner's office in your locker this week.


That's clearly photoshopped! And by a five-year old no less by the look of things! :mad3:

Hey look... pixels!

[profsaffel]

I only see see 6

There are FOUR lights!

[bearbear]

Oh my! Now I'm seeing double! Umm... bearbear, are you sure you didn't poison anything? :001_unsur

just accidentally on purpose spiked the punch.

and seriously, thats my grandmother's goat.....we used to have more...

[DunEdinRanger]

just accidentally on purpose spiked the punch.

and seriously, thats my grandmother's goat.....we used to have more...

You got her goat did you? :tongue_sm

[Dubbya]

omg my car!!!! :blink:

I just want to know: How does one crash a car into a subway(?) entrance and get it to drive exactly between the escalator rails AND stop exactly at the bottom?

[Gruder]

You got her goat did you? :tongue_sm

Crud! Beat me to it! :biggrin:

[DunEdinRanger]

You got her goat did you? :tongue_sm


Crud! Beat me to it! :biggrin:

Great minds think alike. :biggrin:

[Gruder]

I just want to know: How does one crash a car into a subway(?) entrance and get it to drive exactly between the escalator rails AND stop exactly at the bottom?

Talent.

Wireless router installed in new place. Laundry done. Dishes washed. I must really dislike writing syllabi.

[SRock]

No, he forgot to buy one of these (http://www.goateesaver.com/)... :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


Sir -
Your goat is unguarded, and there are pirates about.

Indeed the Goat wasn't guarded well at all. But we were fed well....

[gollum83]

Great minds think alike. :biggrin:

:lol::lol::lol:

[Gruder]

Great minds think alike. :biggrin:

Yeah, but I'm not too enamored with being the slowest mind in this thread! :tongue:

[gollum83]

Yeah, but I'm not too enamored with being the slowest mind in this thread! :tongue:

http://fc03.deviantart.com/images3/i/2004/11/3/e/Rim_Shot_emoticon.gif

[richmondesi]

Matt, you're a little too proud of that little emoticon :tongue_sm

[bearbear]

You got her goat did you? :tongue_sm
feels good man.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Indeed the Goat wasn't guarded well at all. But we were fed well....
huh...to bad the only thing i poisoned was the goat. Gosh you pirates will put anything, in your mouths...anyways. Guys i think i just took care of our cockroach, i mean pirate problem.

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[GardenWeasel]

i just want to know: How does one crash a car into a subway(?) entrance and get it to drive exactly between the escalator rails and stop exactly at the bottom?

gps?

[SRock]

huh...to bad the only thing i poisoned was the goat. Gosh you pirates will put anything, in your mouths...anyways. Guys i think i just took care of our cockroach, i mean pirate problem.

Nice try. I was able to seer the poison from the animals cells with my heat vision. Then I let the gang slaughter and BBQ it. Tasted old and stringy though. How old was that thing? :lol:

[bearbear]

Nice try. I was able to seer the poison from the animals cells with my heat vision. Then I let the gang slaughter and BBQ it. Tasted old and stringy though. How old was that thing? :lol:

Hope you enjoyed the extra tzaziki suace,


yeah, i went there.

[SRock]

Hope you enjoyed the extra tzaziki suace, i let marinate in there, kept topping it up twice daily. you may have seared the poison, but you still .....

yeah, i went there.

Yeah, that one will probably get squashed by a mod. You may want to rephrase that one. Besides like I said, I let "them slaughter and BBQ it". They told me it was old and stringy.

[gollum83]

Matt, you're a little too proud of that little emoticon :tongue_sm

Hey I'm the Court Jester! I have to have a Rimshot emoticon! This one's useful too just in case a joke bombs big time:


:a49:

[richmondesi]

Hope you enjoyed the extra tzaziki suace, i let marinate in there, kept topping it up twice daily. you may have seared the poison, but you still swallowed my ^$%#.

yeah, i went there.

http://skepticalteacher.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/facepalm1.jpg

[gollum83]

http://skepticalteacher.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/facepalm1.jpg

Actually this one seems more appropriate:
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s135/Sig_Nuka/double-facepalm.jpg

[sol92258]

huh?

[richmondesi]

They seriously misspelled "with":001_huh:

[SRock]

Hope you enjoyed the extra tzaziki suace,


yeah, i went there.

I knew that one wouldn't last long.


http://skepticalteacher.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/facepalm1.jpg

Yeah you cheese heads need to work on the gentlemanly behavior of your denizens.


Actually this one seems more appropriate:
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s135/Sig_Nuka/double-facepalm.jpg

Definitely a double face palm moment.

[soapbuddy]

gps?

:lol:

[SRock]

They seriously misspelled "with":001_huh:

:lol::lol::lol::lol: