The Anything Thread [Archive] - Page 62

SRock

08-13-2009, 04:44 AM

To the Czar of the great land of the great Cheddar Kingdom,

This humble wench has come to kneel at the feet of the Czar and and beg His forgiveness for making a wrong decision. She wishes to give up rum and ale and that pirates teach and wishes to become the lady within. She asks for permission to become an active member of the Cheddar Kingdom. She wishes to ask that she be allowed to serve Him as another soapmaker with an endless supply of tallow for the kingdom. To help where she can and to serve her royal Czar with nothing less than 100% honorable intentions. She gives her loyalty and directly to Him.

This humble servant realizes that she has made a terrible mistake. She has seen the ways of the Cheddar Kingdom and more importantly the ways of the Czar. She wishes to be a part of the great Cheddar Kingdom that she has longed to be a part of for awhile now as she watched from a distance. But sadly she got mixed up with the wrong crowd and asks that He forgive her and allow her to follow her heart and obey her Czar. She appreciates all the the Great Czar is doing for the members of B&B and desires his protection. In return she will give everything that she has to make Him proud of His humble servant.

All Hail The Cheddar Kingdom,
Lady Krissy

WTF, over?

RichGem

08-13-2009, 05:31 AM

WTF, over?

looks like mutiny on the bounty, if you ask me.

:001_tongu

SRock

08-13-2009, 05:33 AM

looks like mutiny on the bounty, if you ask me.

:001_tongu

Hey, if they don't understand loyalty they are all yours!

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 05:35 AM

Good morning Cheddar!

Gruder

08-13-2009, 05:46 AM

Jesse, keep it up and you'll have the record for most B&B members met in person (if you don't already!).

I really don't like preseason football very much compared to the "real thing," but I'll be watching tonight nonetheless. Why? There's no other football on. :smile: Now if the weather would just become more fall-like I'd be in my favorite time of year.

profsaffel

08-13-2009, 06:02 AM

How much difference will that make for me as a newbie?

Shouldn't make any difference as far as building the bow, but every bow maker, imho, needs to learn the ins and out of wood (leave this alone, Jim) and by cutting your own from trees and working it down to a stave, you can't help but learn.

davecmu (Dave) and alabamalawyer (Chris) are fantastic people. Plus, they taught me a few things about straight razors and brushes. What an enjoyable evening!

I'm glad to hear you've continued to find fun people to meet with from B&B land. :biggrin:

I really don't like preseason football very much compared to the "real thing," but I'll be watching tonight nonetheless. Why? There's no other football on. :smile: Now if the weather would just become more fall-like I'd be in my favorite time of year.

Agreed on both points. Preseason football stinks as far as NFL goes but it's better than reruns of Superbowls. Also, +1 on the weather. Fall is my favorite time of the year for many reasons, and especially because of the temp.

Gruder

08-13-2009, 06:05 AM

WTF, over?

That's right Slagle, the attempted coup is, indeed, over. :wink:

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 06:07 AM

Shouldn't make any difference as far as building the bow, but every bow maker, imho, needs to learn the ins and out of wood (leave this alone, Jim) and by cutting your own from trees and working it down to a stave, you can't help but learn.

I'm glad to hear you've continued to find fun people to meet with from B&B land. :biggrin:

Agreed on both points. Preseason football stinks as far as NFL goes but it's better than reruns of Superbowls. Also, +1 on the weather. Fall is my favorite time of the year for many reasons, and especially because of the temp.

How long does it take for a stave to dry?

gollum83

08-13-2009, 06:30 AM

Hey, if they don't understand loyalty they are all yours!

What do pirates know about loyalty? :confused:

profsaffel

08-13-2009, 06:37 AM

Hizzah!

profsaffel

08-13-2009, 06:43 AM

How long does it take for a stave to dry?

It really depends on many factors. First and most important is the size of the stave (again Jim, leave this comment alone :wink:). When I split a tree into quarters (with each stave about 6" in diameter), it can take from 6 months to a year to properly dry. A 3" by 2" board-sized stave can take much less time, maybe a month or less. Then, it depends on the environment it's placed in. Dryer and hotter storage will mean faster curing, but it also can be too extreme and warp the stave in unfriendly directions, too.

Try doing some searches for drying wood to get more details. If you want bow wood now, I'd go for lumber from the yard to start.

Whoo hoo! I started page 700!

sol92258

08-13-2009, 07:26 AM

...every bow maker, imho, needs to learn the ins and out of wood (leave this alone, Jim)

First and most important is the size of the stave (again Jim, leave this comment alone :wink:)

what? what do you mean? I didn't do nuthin'!
(you did it for me...:001_tongu)

Whoo hoo! I started page 700!
only page 350 to me...:rolleyes:

sol92258

08-13-2009, 07:28 AM

Wow! You musta been a bad, bad girl! :biggrin:

Clearly you've never been to Singapore....

RichGem

08-13-2009, 07:29 AM

25 posts to go, in case anyone is keeping track.

bearbear

08-13-2009, 07:30 AM

WTF, over?
:001_tt2:

looks like mutiny on the bounty, if you ask me.

:001_tongu

great book.
:001_tt2:

texcattlerancher

08-13-2009, 07:36 AM

What does bowmaking have to do with Pi??

On a serious note, do you shoot the bows you make? What would be a realistic accurate range with one of the bows you are making?

RichGem

08-13-2009, 07:40 AM

What does bowmaking have to do with Pi??

On a serious note, do you shoot the bows you make? What would be a realistic accurate range with one of the bows you are making?

probably quite a bit since a bow is a curvi-linear shape and one must also calculate the draw force, etc. etc. etc.

:biggrin:

texcattlerancher

08-13-2009, 07:42 AM

probably quite a bit since a bow is a curvi-linear shape and one must also calculate the draw force, etc. etc. etc.

:biggrin:

"Curvi-linear"? I think you just coined a new term. :)

krissy

08-13-2009, 07:43 AM

Clearly you've never been to Singapore....

I have been to S'pore many many many times. I use to go there monthly for years to visit my allergy doctor, my dentist because I had braces and I also had major reconstructive surgery on my knee at Mt. Elizabeth Hospital. And after my surgery the company my dad worked for arranged for us to stay at "palm court" i believe the name was. It's an apartment building fairly close to the hospital. Much better to recover there than the Hilton! (After all I remember how much i hated those 3 months we had to live in the Hilton in Jakarta until our house was completed) It's been years but I think my dentist's name was Dr. Yeo Key Quan, and I also had to see a Dr. Chaca in Emergency one night when I had to make an emergency trip to Singapore to see an orthopedic surgeon when I fractured my shoulder. Didn't need surgery thank goodness.

I loved shopping in Metro, riding the subway with my friends who had moved there and even taking the bus down to Sargaroon road. (sp) We use to buy Basmati rice there. There was a basken robinsons ice cream place pretty close to the Royal Holiday Inn that i liked to go to once in awhile, and shop at Toys-r-Us down the road from the Hilton. A bit of a walk but worth it. The road to the airport is long but extremely beautiful with all the flowers and trees. Oh and the taxi's, comfort taxies were all blue then and had a tiny bumper sticker that were long and narrow. And they said "if you can read this then your too close for comfort". *smiles softly at those memories*

Plus my passport has more stamps from Singapore than it does from the states!

I absolutely loved going to Singapore........

I'm just a girl who knows her place in life,
to be at the Czars feet serving Him and His Kingdom

Lady Krissy

ClubmanRob

08-13-2009, 07:46 AM

I'm just a girl who knows her place in life,
to be at the Czars feet serving Him and His Kingdom

Lady Krissy

I'd pay cash to see that. :mellow:

I'm postponing my personal commencement ceremony until Jesse crowns me with my Sable. :biggrin:

sol92258

08-13-2009, 07:48 AM

I have been to S'pore many many many times. I use to go there monthly for years to visit my allergy doctor, my dentist because I had braces and I also had major reconstructive surgery on my knee at Mt. Elizabeth Hospital. And after my surgery the company my dad worked for arranged for us to stay at "palm court" i believe the name was. It's an apartment building fairly close to the hospital. Much better to recover there than the Hilton! (After all I remember how much i hated those 3 months we had to live in the Hilton in Jakarta until our house was completed) It's been years but I think my dentist's name was Dr. Yeo Key Quan, and I also had to see a Dr. Chaca in Emergency one night when I had to make an emergency trip to Singapore to see an orthopedic surgeon when I fractured my shoulder. Didn't need surgery thank goodness.

I loved shopping in Metro, riding the subway with my friends who had moved there and even taking the bus down to Sargaroon road. (sp) We use to buy Basmati rice there. There was a basken robinsons ice cream place pretty close to the Royal Holiday Inn that i liked to go to once in awhile, and shop at Toys-r-Us down the road from the Hilton. A bit of a walk but worth it. The road to the airport is long but extremely beautiful with all the flowers and trees. Oh and the taxi's, comfort taxies were all blue then and had a tiny bumper sticker that were long and narrow. And they said "if you can read this then your too close for comfort". *smiles softly at those memories*

Plus my passport has more stamps from Singapore than it does from the states!

I absolutely loved going to Singapore........

I'm just a girl who knows her place in life,
to be at the Czars feet serving Him and His Kingdom

Lady Krissy
wow, awesome...
but, I must say the phrase wasn't pointed directly at you....:001_tongu
there was a darker, more subliminal purpose....:shifty:

gollum83

08-13-2009, 07:49 AM

"Curvi-linear"? I think you just coined a new term. :)

No it's a really word. See:

Main Entry: cur·vi·lin·ear
Pronunciation: \ˌkər-və-ˈli-nē-ər\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin curvus + linea line
Date: 1696
1 : consisting of or bounded by curved lines : represented by a curved line
2 : marked by flowing tracery <curvilinear Gothic>
— cur·vi·lin·ear·i·ty \-ˌli-nē-ˈer-ə-tē, -ˈa-rə-\ noun

RichGem

08-13-2009, 07:52 AM

"Curvi-linear"? I think you just coined a new term. :)

nope (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/curvilinear). I just took my vocabulary pills today. :wink:

sol92258

08-13-2009, 07:53 AM

What does bowmaking have to do with Pi??

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9462/8923bc04.gif

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 07:53 AM

I have been to S'pore many ....

Lady Krissy

Krissy, sounds like you spent as much time in the hospital as I did! I broke way too many bones. At around 10, I stopped the doctor and pointed out something he was doing wrong. He was embarrassed to admit I was right. Yeah, I had a lot of fun as a kid. :biggrin:

gollum83

08-13-2009, 07:54 AM

wow, awesome...
but, I must say the phrase wasn't pointed directly at you....:001_tongu
there was a darker, more subliminal purpose....:shifty:

Like that comment about Mississippi and Louisiana doing a lap dance together? :shocked:

RichGem

08-13-2009, 07:56 AM

Krissy, sounds like you spent as much time in the hospital as I did! I broke way too many bones. At around 10, I stopped the doctor and pointed out something he was doing wrong. He was embarrassed to admit I was right. Yeah, I had a lot of fun as a kid. :biggrin:

And that's how the doctor invented duct tape.

:lol: :biggrin:

sol92258

08-13-2009, 07:56 AM

Like that comment about Mississippi and Louisiana doing a lap dance together? :shocked:
okay, I must confess...I stole that from Conan O'Brien on a skit about new state quarters...

http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O%27Brien/fan_favorites/quarters/images/quarters_2245_7.jpg (http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O%27Brien/fan_favorites/quarters/quarters_2245_8.shtml#main)

texcattlerancher

08-13-2009, 08:40 AM

Oh, someone mentioned football... so. I have a proposition. I will play fantasy football this year (skipped last year for the first time in 10 years) but I'd like to play with a group of friends/acquaintances vs just some strangers that sign up online who quit playing two weeks into the season. I've played on Yahoo or NFL.com mostly. This would be a competitive league only, no money involved.

Anyone interested?

NoTitleLeague signup here:

The Professors

Did this get much of a response? I don't want to have to go back and read through pages upon pages of anything and nothing just to get an answer. Are we going to have a NoTitleLeague? If so, and if there are slots left, I may want a team. I'm thinking either Shave Soap Passers or Thick and Foamy as potential team names.

texcattlerancher

08-13-2009, 08:47 AM

probably quite a bit since a bow is a curvi-linear shape and one must also calculate the draw force, etc. etc. etc.

:biggrin:

"Curvi-linear"? I think you just coined a new term. :)

nope (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/curvilinear). I just took my vocabulary pills today. :wink:

Well, of course. Everyone knows curvilinear, but hardly anyone has heard of curvi-(hyphen)linear. That's what threw me. :)

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9462/8923bc04.gif

As always, we have made a curvi(no hyphen)linear route back to squirrels.

Are we going to have a NoTitleLeague FFL? On second thought, my team name might have to be the Distraction Girls. That will give me the opportunity to pick and post a wonderful bounty of cheerleaders supporting my team.

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 09:13 AM

And that's how the doctor invented duct tape.

:lol: :biggrin:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

gollum83

08-13-2009, 09:33 AM

Well, of course. Everyone knows curvilinear, but hardly anyone has heard of curvi-(hyphen)linear. That's what threw me. :)

Oh but of course you did... :rolleyes:

RichGem

08-13-2009, 09:51 AM

Oh but of course you did... :rolleyes:

indeed. that explains it. :rolleyes:

Monkeydad

08-13-2009, 10:41 AM

http://www.pizzamarketplace.com/images/cheese_chart.jpg

texcattlerancher

08-13-2009, 10:44 AM

Oh but of course you did... :rolleyes:

indeed. that explains it. :rolleyes:

Indeed! :biggrin:

(Learned a new word today.)

RichGem

08-13-2009, 10:49 AM

http://www.pizzamarketplace.com/images/cheese_chart.jpg

Even in this economy, we are doing our best to keep cheese prices low so that Our Products might be available to all.

gollum83

08-13-2009, 11:00 AM

http://www.pizzamarketplace.com/images/cheese_chart.jpg

Wait a minute! That's from 2001! :mad3:

bearbear

08-13-2009, 11:06 AM

And that's how the doctor invented duct tape.

:lol: :biggrin:

epoxy and crazy glue too

RichGem

08-13-2009, 11:10 AM

Wait a minute! That's from 2001! :mad3:

Er, uh, it's a typo.

Move along. nothing to see.

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 12:42 PM

Er, uh, it's a typo.

Move along. nothing to see.

:lol::lol::lol:

Well, I got my Motorcycle permit today. Hopefully Dad and I can ride some this weekend. It is supposed to be nice.

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 12:43 PM

epoxy and crazy glue too

No, no. I didn't have to walk the doctor through that. :biggrin:

krissy

08-13-2009, 12:49 PM

I one had a doctor that drew out my x-ray on paper, without the benefit of having an x-ray done first by a machine. (seriously he did, I wish I had thought to ask for his copy)

LOL that was why we flew to Singapore in an emergency, (first available flight out), the doctor in Jakarta (that drew my x-ray) wanted to do surgery there and was trying to contact a local surgeon. Thank goodness it was a holiday and he was having a hard time finding one. My mom was freaking out and saying if it was that serious we were flying back to the states but my dad said we would have a doctor look at it in Singapore look at it first. I think he got his MD out of a cracker jack box. Least to say I didn't get a second trip back to the states that year.

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 12:51 PM

krissy

08-13-2009, 12:57 PM

How did you do it?

Was at a friends house and the had a trampoline. Least to say there were too many kids on it, and I got shoved off. Hairline fracture on my shoulder. (real x-rays taken in Singapore proved the damage) Hurt like a you know what. Couldn't move my arm, but all i had to do was wear a sling for 3 months and I couldn't participate in gym class for 3 months because they didn't want to do more damage. (I got teased a lot because I couldn't play in gym.) But at least they didn't need to slice my arm open. I must have been about 10 or 11 when that happened. Good thing it was my right arm cause I prefer to write with my left hand.

Duckster

08-13-2009, 01:25 PM

I really don't like preseason football very much compared to the "real thing," but I'll be watching tonight nonetheless. Why? There's no other football on. :smile: Now if the weather would just become more fall-like I'd be in my favorite time of year.

I agree, pre-season football is lame, but I'm a Patriots fan so I'll probably watch some of this game to see how Brady looks.

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9462/8923bc04.gif

Distraction Squirrels?

richmondesi

08-13-2009, 01:53 PM

I'd play the FFL... let me know if there's still interest/room for me

profsaffel

08-13-2009, 02:19 PM

On a serious note, do you shoot the bows you make? What would be a realistic accurate range with one of the bows you are making?

I shoot only occasionally. I actually make them for the fun of making them. As far as range and accuracy, that more depends on the archer, but ideally, the 45#-60# bows should be competitive with the compound bows most hunters use.

Did this get much of a response? I don't want to have to go back and read through pages upon pages of anything and nothing just to get an answer. Are we going to have a NoTitleLeague? If so, and if there are slots left, I may want a team. I'm thinking either Shave Soap Passers or Thick and Foamy as potential team names.

I'd play the FFL... let me know if there's still interest/room for me

I didn't see much response. I think one or two people said they'd play, but that was it. I suppose I'm still game for a NoTitleLeague. :biggrin:

texcattlerancher

08-13-2009, 03:20 PM

I'd play the FFL... let me know if there's still interest/room for me

That's Prosaffel, Rich and me. I would think we would need at least 8 teams. Do we have 5 more takers?

texcattlerancher

08-13-2009, 03:21 PM

I shoot only occasionally. I actually make them for the fun of making them. As far as range and accuracy, that more depends on the archer, but ideally, the 45#-60# bows should be competitive with the compound bows most hunters use.

What does that mean -- useful out to about 40 yards? And, do you make your own arrows?

RichGem

08-13-2009, 03:25 PM

That's Prosaffel, Rich and me. I would think we would need at least 8 teams. Do we have 5 more takers?

me Rich? I don't think so.

Duckster

08-13-2009, 03:25 PM

That's Prosaffel, Rich and me. I would think we would need at least 8 teams. Do we have 5 more takers?

Count me in if non-Texans are allowed. :smile:

Jatte

08-13-2009, 04:22 PM

I Humbly Swear To Serve The Czar Of the Cheddar Curtain,

Can i be the Blacksmith For the Kingdom?????

RichGem

08-13-2009, 04:24 PM

I Humbly Swear To Serve The Czar Of the Cheddar Curtain,

Can i be the Blacksmith For the Kingdom?????

Court Blacksmith it is. Welcome & good cheddar!

Jatte

08-13-2009, 04:28 PM

Thank you my Czar

*bows*

DunEdinRanger

08-13-2009, 04:44 PM

Baraboo, WI

The Yellow Guys. They had a heck of a HS XC team about 10 years ago.

To the Czar of the great land of the great Cheddar Kingdom,

This humble wench has come to kneel at the feet of the Czar and and beg His forgiveness for making a wrong decision. She wishes to give up rum and ale and that pirates teach and wishes to become the lady within. She asks for permission to become an active member of the Cheddar Kingdom. She wishes to ask that she be allowed to serve Him as another soapmaker with an endless supply of tallow for the kingdom. To help where she can and to serve her royal Czar with nothing less than 100% honorable intentions. She gives her loyalty and directly to Him.

This humble servant realizes that she has made a terrible mistake. She has seen the ways of the Cheddar Kingdom and more importantly the ways of the Czar. She wishes to be a part of the great Cheddar Kingdom that she has longed to be a part of for awhile now as she watched from a distance. But sadly she got mixed up with the wrong crowd and asks that He forgive her and allow her to follow her heart and obey her Czar. She appreciates all the the Great Czar is doing for the members of B&B and desires his protection. In return she will give everything that she has to make Him proud of His humble servant.

All Hail The Cheddar Kingdom,
Lady Krissy

The Lady has recognized the error of her ways and now seeks to join the Czar on the path of Good Cheddar!

She has admitted the error of her former ways, found the true path, and is bringing tallow. How can a Czar refuse. You are welcomed to the Czardom.

Yeay! The Czar has once again shown his beneficence!

Thank you my Czar

*bows*

And a hearty welcome to our blacksmith too!

gollum83

08-13-2009, 04:45 PM

I Humbly Swear To Serve The Czar Of the Cheddar Curtain,

Can i be the Blacksmith For the Kingdom?????

Court Blacksmith it is. Welcome & good cheddar!

Awesome! Now we have someone who can manufacture cheese knives and slicers! :w00t:

gollum83

08-13-2009, 04:52 PM

Well, I got my Motorcycle permit today. Hopefully Dad and I can ride some this weekend. It is supposed to be nice.

Well now you just gone and jinxed that.

krissy

08-13-2009, 04:59 PM

Awesome! Now we have someone who can manufacture cheese knives and slicers! :w00t:

Don't forget soap cutters for all that tallowy goodness.
But could be used for CHEESE as well,

Tallow soap is hard and best cut with wire and a metal cutter and a good blacksmith is necessary.

just imagine the rectangular block for a round one to make all those
wonderful tallowy shaving soap pucks, each one perfectly cut.
http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad345/soapsnlotions/Misc%20Pictures/cutter.gif

Mine is like this one shown

DunEdinRanger

08-13-2009, 05:26 PM

Don't forget soap cutters for all that tallowy goodness.
But could be used for CHEESE as well,

Tallow soap is hard and best cut with wire and a metal cutter and a good blacksmith is necessary.

just imagine the rectangular block for a round one to make all those
wonderful tallowy shaving soap pucks, each one perfectly cut.
http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad345/soapsnlotions/Misc%20Pictures/cutter.gif

Mine is like this one shown

It would also make an excellent torture device to extract information from enemies of the czardom. Pirates might be singing a new tune...

bearbear

08-13-2009, 05:39 PM

It would also make an excellent torture device to extract information from enemies of the czardom. Pirates might be singing a new tune...

:ouch1::ouch1::ouch1:

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 07:32 PM

Welcome Jatte.

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 07:34 PM

Well now you just gone and jinxed that.

:frown: Probably.

profsaffel

08-13-2009, 07:35 PM

I Humbly Swear To Serve The Czar Of the Cheddar Curtain,

Can i be the Blacksmith For the Kingdom?????

Welcome, Sir Blacksmith!

RichGem

08-13-2009, 07:36 PM

tied with limecat

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 07:38 PM

tied with limecat

Hooray!

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 07:39 PM

Welcome, Sir Blacksmith!

You mentioned knowledge of ancient weapons. What is your particular expertise?

profsaffel

08-13-2009, 07:52 PM

What does that mean -- useful out to about 40 yards? And, do you make your own arrows?

Sorry I didn't answer your question better. I hope this makes more sense. A typical bow such as mine will shoot about 150 feet per second. A decent archer can be very accurate up to 25 yards with accuracy lessening substantially after that. A more powerful version of these longbows, in the hands of a skilled archer, can do well at a 100 yards.

Also, if I get some time tomorrow afternoon, I'll set up a NoTitleLeague, maybe on NFL.com, for us to do an FFL on if you'd like.

bearbear

08-13-2009, 08:00 PM

i could use me a new battle axe.

RichGem

08-13-2009, 08:03 PM

good nite and good cheddar to all

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 08:40 PM

good nite and good cheddar to all

May the Cheddar be with you, my Czar.

gollum83

08-13-2009, 08:58 PM

tied with limecat

Congrats!

RichGem

08-13-2009, 09:04 PM

Congrats!

thanks.

beat limecat earlier

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 09:06 PM

thanks.

beat limecat earlier

Does he know yet? I didn't want to be the one to tell him if you were going to.

RichGem

08-13-2009, 09:08 PM

Does he know yet? I didn't want to be the one to tell him if you were going to.

He doesn't know yet. I called him earlier, no answer. left a generic "call me" message.

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 09:18 PM

He doesn't know yet. I called him earlier, no answer. left a generic "call me" message.

So now he isn't taking our calls? My, how he is following the path of a certain former Czar I hear tale of.

RichGem

08-13-2009, 09:23 PM

So now he isn't taking our calls? My, how he is following the path of a certain former Czar I hear tale of.

well, to be fair, he probably thought I was offering to refinance his house or sell him a set of Ginsu knives.

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 09:23 PM

well, to be fair, he probably thought I was offering to refinance his house or sell him a set if Ginsu knives.

So you are saying you called at dinner time. :cool:

soapbox

08-13-2009, 09:25 PM

I'd pay cash to see that. :mellow:

I'm postponing my personal commencement ceremony until Jesse crowns me with my Sable. :biggrin:

Sorry for the delays. I drove 650 miles today and 150 yesterday. Maybe tomorrow.

RichGem

08-13-2009, 09:25 PM

So you are saying you called at dinner time. :cool:

with cats, it's always dinner time... or nap time... or dinner time...

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 09:27 PM

with cats, it's always dinner time... or nap time... or dinner time...

Man, the life of a cat. :rolleyes:

soapbox

08-13-2009, 09:27 PM

I Humbly Swear To Serve The Czar Of the Cheddar Curtain,

Can i be the Blacksmith For the Kingdom?????

Awesome! Please PM me with a link to a larger version of this picture so I don't have to go looking for it on the Internet (though -- it's from The Patriot right? same guy who played Lucius Malfoy in the Harry Potter series, no?

Once that's out of the way, I'll photoshop you a sable hat with a hammer and tongs on it, or an anvil, or something.

RichGem

08-13-2009, 09:28 PM

Sorry for the delays. I drove 650 miles today and 150 yesterday. Maybe tomorrow.

0x320 miles in 0b10 days! wow.

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 09:29 PM

Sorry for the delays. I drove 650 miles today and 150 yesterday. Maybe tomorrow.

You're getting back logged now. The wax shell of the Czardom is swelling as ones see the light and embrace the Cheddar. I should start figuring out how to do that to help you out.

soapbox

08-13-2009, 09:32 PM

You're getting back logged now. The wax shell of the Czardom is swelling as ones see the light and embrace the Cheddar. I should start figuring out how to do that to help you out.

You stick to learning Linux for now. I can handle it, just not tonight. I'm looking forward to ClubmanRob's (devil) and the blacksmith's sable hat.

Jatte

08-13-2009, 09:33 PM

Awesome! Please PM me with a link to a larger version of this picture so I don't have to go looking for it on the Internet (though -- it's from The Patriot right? same guy who played Lucius Malfoy in the Harry Potter series, no?

Once that's out of the way, I'll photoshop you a sable hat with a hammer and tongs on it, or an anvil, or something.

Thats Him :) Jason Isaacs as Colenal William Tavington,
http://www.jasonisaacsphotoalbumsonline.com/movies/Tavington/Shaving.gif
i'll send you the one i used as my avatar, just thought you might like this

thanks sir :)

You mentioned knowledge of ancient weapons. What is your particular expertise?
Was this Directed at me?

well of course, my expertise is in items of torture and destruction purpously made to make pirates cry :)

blackfoot

08-13-2009, 09:35 PM

Thats Him :) Jason Isaacs as http://http://www.jasonisaacsphotoalbumsonline.com/movies/Tavington/Shaving%20Scene/2.jpg Colenal William Tavington,
Please crop it so that its large enough to see only his face and razor, like in my DP

thanks sir :)

Was this Directed at me?

well of course, my expertise is in items of torture and destruction purpously made to make pirates cry :)http://http://www.jasonisaacsphotoalbumsonline.com/movies/Tavington/Shaving%20Scene/2.jpg

No, I was asking profsaffel.

bearbear

08-13-2009, 10:18 PM

perhaps the blacksmith can fashion some shain mail shaving gloves for me? i damn near too my pinkie off tonight with a shavette loaded with a feather...

Jatte

08-13-2009, 10:52 PM

perhaps the blacksmith can fashion some shain mail shaving gloves for me? i damn near too my pinkie off tonight with a shavette loaded with a feather...

It'll cost you,

:biggrin:

GoldenMonkey

08-13-2009, 10:58 PM

...*ahem*...

Not good at self-introductions and welcomings, so...

*stands in corner*

*shuffles feet, coughs politely*

*picks at sleeve*

*picks at left nostril*

...

.

krissy

08-13-2009, 11:03 PM

...*ahem*...

Not good at self-introductions and welcomings, so...

*stands in corner*

*shuffles feet, coughs politely*

*picks at sleeve*

*picks at left nostril*

....

Me either, Welcome Jatte,

*stands Next to GM.....
but just stands and nothing else.

GoldenMonkey

08-13-2009, 11:06 PM

Me either, Welcome Jatte,

*stands Next to GM.....
but just stands and nothing else.

*waves to Jatte*

...

Ooh! Krissy! Watch those hands! :tongue:

krissy

08-13-2009, 11:11 PM

Ooh! Krissy! Watch those hands! :tongue:

Shhhhhhhhhhhh...........

Jatte

08-13-2009, 11:18 PM

Hello Everyone :001_tongu

*Waves to GoldenMonkey and Krissy*

nice to be here :)

krissy

08-13-2009, 11:20 PM

We are glad to have you join us support the Czar and the Cheddar Kingdom,

All Hail The Czar.........

Jatte

08-13-2009, 11:21 PM

Hail!

bearbear

08-13-2009, 11:21 PM

*waves to Jatte*

...

Ooh! Krissy! Watch those hands! :tongue:

Shhhhhhhhhhhh...........

*starts filming*

SRock

08-14-2009, 01:10 AM

Nice hats everyone.

Yeah, original idea gents! :nono:

Is this what they mean by Pirate Booty?

That picture is clearly photo-shopped my guess is it must be a family picture of a member of the Tsardom (oh yes, that's right it is Tsar, not Czar). I also bet that a goofy fuzzy hat was removed to add the Pirate hat.

That's right Slagle, the attempted coup is, indeed, over. :wink:

These guys are too cute. We get a half dozen people to do do nothing more than attach a silly hat to their avatar and suddenly everyone who frequents the Clown House has to follow suit and borrow the hat of the self proclaimed Czar and assumes that something is going to happen, some all powerful coup? A coup of what, absurdities in a forum called the clown house?

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yes secretly we amass an army. What would we need an army for? Superman is nearly indestructable.

Oh and this is Pirate booty:

bearbear

08-14-2009, 01:33 AM

Yeah, original idea gents! :nono:

That picture is clearly photo-shopped my guess is it must be a family picture of a member of the Tsardom (oh yes, that's right it is Tsar, not Czar). I also bet that a goofy fuzzy hat was removed to add the Pirate hat.

These guys are too cute. We get a half dozen people to do do nothing more than attach a silly hat to their avatar and suddenly everyone who frequents the Clown House has to follow suit and borrow the hat of the self proclaimed Czar and assumes that something is going to happen, some all powerful coup? A coup of what, absurdities in a forum called the clown house?

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yes secretly we amass an army. What would we need an army for? Superman is nearly indestructable.

Oh and this is Pirate booty:
...sorry dude, but thats some sad lookin booty... that one chick has some bad cellulite...didn't realize pirates were suffering from economic hardships as a reuslt of the current global crisis...
Step up your game son, This is booty.
http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/coco-big-booty
http://www.trendyink.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Booty_by_Bootylicous.jpg
http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/uploads/image/grilled-cheese-invitatational-oakland.gif
oh and ladies, i didn't forget about you
http://www.emusclemag.com/content/news/image/kai02.jpg
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=813753&d=1186601332

SRock

08-14-2009, 01:49 AM

...sorry dude, but thats some sad lookin booty... that one chick has some bad cellulite...didn't realize pirates were suffering from economic hardships as a reuslt of the current global crisis...
Step up your game son, This is booty.
http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/coco-big-booty
http://www.trendyink.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Booty_by_Bootylicous.jpg
http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/uploads/image/grilled-cheese-invitatational-oakland.gif
oh and ladies, i didn't forget about you
http://www.emusclemag.com/content/news/image/kai02.jpg
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=813753&d=1186601332

Yuck, 'nuff said.

bearbear

08-14-2009, 01:59 AM

Yuck, 'nuff said.

you know you like the striated glutes.

SRock

08-14-2009, 02:00 AM

you know you like the striated glutes.

Actually I met the overweight chick in the first pic. Her butt was too big for her body and isn't attractive at all. As for the glutes, as you said they are for the ladies.

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 04:14 AM

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 04:16 AM

Goldenmonkey, if I haven't already welcomed you publicly, I do so now.

SRock

08-14-2009, 05:16 AM

I am in no way endorsing the Pirates, but I have to side with Slagle on this one. I prefer more "natural" booty. Not enhanced swimsuit models. Even the Dark Side of the Force had its pros. Pirate booty=good. But, let us not forget one little fact. Where does pirate booty come from? That's right, Ladies and Gentlemen. They steal it from us. Which means we have just as good if not better, and more of it.

May the Cheddar be with you.

Yaarrrr, we don't steal but take what is rightfully ours!

On a serious note I agree. I womans rear end shouldn't be 20 inches larger than her chest or in the case of the pic about 10 inches larger than her fake chest.

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 05:30 AM

Yaarrrr, we don't steal but take what is rightfully ours!

On a serious note I agree. I womans rear end shouldn't be 20 inches larger than her chest or in the case of the pic about 10 inches larger than her fake chest.

My wife is a little heavy-set, but she has never looked as heavy as she is because she is proportioned properly. I don't need the 26" waist. God made variety for a reason.

SRock

08-14-2009, 05:32 AM

My wife is a little heavy-set, but she has never looked as heavy as she is because she is proportioned properly. I don't need the 26" waist. God made variety for a reason.

Hell 26" my wife is a size 3 and I think she's bigger than a 26" waist. I agree though, proportion is far more attractive than over sized assets.

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 05:45 AM

Hell 26" my wife is a size 3 and I think she's bigger than a 26" waist. I agree though, proportion is far more attractive than over sized assets.

Besides, I can't complain. I'm not exactly built like Fabio, myself. It's not like I have PT constantly like some I know. :rolleyes:

gollum83

08-14-2009, 07:05 AM

Man, the life of a cat. :rolleyes:

You're forgetting about how they licking themselves clean and, of course, hairballs.

RichGem

08-14-2009, 07:06 AM

You're forgetting about how they licking themselves clean and, of course, hairballs.

I thought this was a family show. :confused:

sol92258

08-14-2009, 07:09 AM

yes, family show...no discussing Chip's licking of his hairballs

RichGem

08-14-2009, 07:12 AM

yes, family show...no discussing Chip's licking of his hairballs

We're all glad that you typed that carefully. :ohmy:

soapbox

08-14-2009, 07:17 AM

...*ahem*...

Howdy! I gotta say I'm actually a little intimidated by putting a fur hat on the Man In Black, but I'm looking forward to it just the same...

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 07:18 AM

Howdy! I gotta say I'm actually a little intimidated by putting a fur hat on the Man In Black, but I'm looking forward to it just the same...

It does seem a little sacrilegious, doesn't it?

soapbox

08-14-2009, 07:20 AM

Besides, I can't complain. I'm not exactly built like Fabio, myself. It's not like I have PT constantly like some I know. :rolleyes:

Um, you're thinking of the Army or the Marines... :wink:

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 07:20 AM

You're forgetting about how they licking themselves clean and, of course, hairballs.

I thought this was a family show. :confused:

yes, family show...no discussing Chip's licking of his hairballs

We're all glad that you typed that carefully. :ohmy:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Man, I have tears. :biggrin:

soapbox

08-14-2009, 07:21 AM

It does seem a little sacrilegious, doesn't it?

I know! But I'll work something out. I wonder if I can find an extra-not-shiny blacker-than-soot fur hat?

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 07:22 AM

Um, you're thinking of the Army or the Marines... :wink:

That's the excuse Slagle always uses to leave when I enter chat. Heck, today nobody has bothered to show up at all.

krissy

08-14-2009, 07:24 AM

That's the excuse Slagle always uses to leave when I enter chat. Heck, today nobody has bothered to show up at all.

I'll meet you in chat.....

gollum83

08-14-2009, 07:59 AM

Someone definitely needs to steer this thread back on track are that odd interlude between SlagleRock and bearbear. So sit back, enjoy and revel in the glories of Cheddar!

You what I really don't understand about this whole pirate thing? Why do they reject the Czar? I mean thanks to His Most Graciousness, we have full excess to the arts:
http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/Cheddar-Square.jpg

And let's not forget top-notch literature:
http://www.np.edu.sg/lib/announce/top20archive/top%2020%20may/pics/books/who%20moved%20my%20cheese.jpg

We also have access to other forms of entertainment such as a world class fair:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1341/1064434040_62acc405fd_o.jpg

And freedom from hunger! I mean just look at those curds!

http://www.mousehousecheese.com/images/CurdYellow.jpg

Of course the Czar offers much more than just this. Still the question remains why reject his love. We of the Czardom of Cheddar are free from hunger and want. We have access to the best in entertainment, literature, education and cheese. Join us! Join the us in this blessed land of cheesy goodness and prosper like you have never prospered before! :w00t:

This message brought to you by the Czar's Council for Tourism and Citizenship. Join the Cheddar Revolution!

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 08:05 AM

Gollum, you are now Pinning for a promotion. Successfully, I might add. :thumbup1:

gollum83

08-14-2009, 08:07 AM

Gollum, you are now Pinning for a promotion. Successfully, I might add. :thumbup1:

I am not pinning for nothing. I am just telling it like it is. The Czar is the best. :cool:

RichGem

08-14-2009, 08:08 AM

excellent Matt, I love the enthusiasm. And since my current Minister of Propaganda has, well, been dropping the ball lately...

gollum83

08-14-2009, 08:25 AM

excellent Matt, I love the enthusiasm. And since my current Minister of Propaganda has, well, been dropping the ball lately...

Thank you, my Czar. We all have to do our part to keep things running smoothly.

GoldenMonkey

08-14-2009, 08:28 AM

Yeah, maybe a fur hat isn't for ol' Johnny. That would be like putting a Steve Martin arrow-through-the-head thingie on Jesus...

krissy

08-14-2009, 08:36 AM

Cheese, such a wonderful thing.
Thank you gollum for those wonderful pictures,

Now who needs a snack?

RichGem

08-14-2009, 08:37 AM

Yeah, maybe a fur hat isn't for ol' Johnny. That would be like putting a Steve Martin arrow-through-the-head thingie on Jesus...

I think we can give ya a dispensation on that one. maybe a shot with a black cowboy hat?

GoldenMonkey

08-14-2009, 08:42 AM

I think we can give ya a dispensation on that one. maybe a shot with a black cowboy hat?

I don't think I've ever seen him IN a hat, actually...lots of great pics that would look good with a 'Shopped hat, but...it just seems so wrong!

Look, he's walking the line!

http://www.gstatic.com/hostedimg/c5879d26e6b90c41_landing

krissy

08-14-2009, 08:51 AM

GoldenMonkey

08-14-2009, 09:00 AM

Johnny Cash...... be still my heart........

I love his music..........

Here is a much younger version of Johnny with a black hat
http://tinyurl.com/qr5o89

Oh yeah! Well, if he can wear THAT little atrocity, I think maybe it could be shopped into a fur one, lol...nice find, thanks!

krissy

08-14-2009, 09:04 AM

just found this more recent picture of Johnny in a hat.
http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz304/prairiecreations/Misc%20Pictures/jcash_hat.jpg

krissy

08-14-2009, 09:05 AM

Oh yeah! Well, if he can wear THAT little atrocity, I think maybe it could be shopped into a fur one, lol...nice find, thanks!

Now that you mention it, it does look dorky how about the other one i posted, that is a MUCH better one !!!

GoldenMonkey

08-14-2009, 09:19 AM

just found this more recent picture of Johnny in a hat.
http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz304/prairiecreations/Misc%20Pictures/jcash_hat.jpg

Yeah, that's the JC I know and love...that looks much better than that Howdy Doody hat in the first one, lololol.

sol92258

08-14-2009, 10:13 AM

We're all glad that you typed that carefully. :ohmy:
yes, great lengths were traveled to ensure:
A) maximum hilarity
B) minimum uncomfort
C) that "hairy" was not typed...as funny as it would have been

sol92258

08-14-2009, 10:21 AM

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o262/scottycc/piratesdoitforthebooty.jpg?t=1250270468

ClubmanRob

08-14-2009, 11:35 AM

Johnny Cash...... be still my heart........

I love his music..........

Here is a much younger version of Johnny with a black hat
http://tinyurl.com/qr5o89

http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz304/prairiecreations/Misc%20Pictures/viewImagehtm.jpg

That hat has been superimposed onto the original photo. Quite badly, might I add. I have the original print sans hat as a cover to one of his collections.

bearbear

08-14-2009, 01:42 PM

Yaarrrr, we don't steal but take what is rightfully ours!

On a serious note I agree. I womans rear end shouldn't be 20 inches larger than her chest or in the case of the pic about 10 inches larger than her fake chest.

i also agree, i thought she was to heavy top and bottom, was merely illustrating a point in good fun....i should stop posting at such obscene hours...

well i had a grill cheese sammich just now....mmmmm. pirates can't make em :001_tongu

profsaffel

08-14-2009, 02:07 PM

well i had a grill cheese sammich just now....mmmmm. pirates can't make em :001_tongu

Mmmm. Me like sammich.

krissy

08-14-2009, 02:19 PM

well i had a grill cheese sammich just now....mmmmm. pirates can't make em :001_tongu

My son requested a grilled cheese sammy for breakfast this morning with pepper jack cheese rather than those cheese slices. So it's got to be good stuff if he eats it !!!

Cheese Is Good !!!

GoldenMonkey

08-14-2009, 02:23 PM

Unless you're a lactose intolerant cat with a lime on your head...

DunEdinRanger

08-14-2009, 02:26 PM

i could use me a new battle axe.

You want a new mother in law? :biggrin:

GoldenMonkey

08-14-2009, 02:27 PM

You want a new mother in law? :biggrin:

That's the OLD battle axe...

bearbear

08-14-2009, 02:39 PM

you want a new mother in law? :biggrin:

that's the old battle axe...

Well i need a new axe, bent the old one on the mother in law's carapace...she:devil:...

profsaffel

08-14-2009, 03:24 PM

Ok, all. I've set us up a League through Yahoo Sports. I wanted to do and NFL.com league, but without paying premium, I couldn't alter any of the default settings, such as a minimum 12 team league.

Here is the link: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/notitleleague

If you or one of your friends (B&B members only please) wants to join, pm me for the password. That's the only rule. As suggested by someone, I think the no title thread is a fine place to talk a little FFL when the time arises.

Just to give you the heads up, I've set it up with a LIVE draft on the 29th of August at 2pm Central. The other rules you can read when you get to the site. I set the league up based on many years of experience with what I liked and disliked about other leagues I've played in. Nothing too weird and I hope it balances the points so that no one player or player type will dominate.

Let the GAMES begin!

-Prof

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 03:45 PM

Well i need a new axe, bent the old one on the mother in law's carapace...she:devil:...

Are you looking at any battle ax in particular or were you just stuff out?

gollum83

08-14-2009, 04:06 PM

Unless you're a lactose intolerant cat with a lime on your head...

What? I thought only the Czar was lactose intolerant? :confused:

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 04:49 PM

What? I thought only the Czar was lactose intolerant? :confused:

Maybe that is what happened to Chip. :eek:

RichGem

08-14-2009, 05:13 PM

Maybe that is what happened to Chip. :eek:

I miss the little fur ball. :sad:

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 05:14 PM

I miss the little fur ball. :sad:

And all of his limy goodness, too.

profsaffel

08-14-2009, 05:33 PM

Remember, if you like FFL, then check out the no title thread. Hint, hint, cough, cough, wink, wink.

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 05:34 PM

Remember, if you like FFL, then check out the no title thread. Hint, hint, cough, cough, wink, wink.

Are you making a pass at me?

gollum83

08-14-2009, 05:47 PM

Are you making a pass at me?

Does that offend you?

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 05:47 PM

Does that offend you?

I've never met him.

gollum83

08-14-2009, 05:49 PM

I've never met him.

So maybe, maybe not?

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 05:51 PM

So maybe, maybe not?

I am not interested. So it's okay if you want to go after him.

RichGem

08-14-2009, 05:54 PM

get a room guys

gollum83

08-14-2009, 05:55 PM

I am not interested. So it's okay if you want to go after him.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'll pass.

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 05:56 PM

What's new in the Czardom this evening?

RichGem

08-14-2009, 05:57 PM

What's new in the Czardom this evening?

watching Mad Men season 2 on dvd.

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 05:59 PM

watching Mad Men season 2 on dvd.

I've heard of it but I really don't watch any TV. The most TV I watch is at 0300 in the morning while eating my lunch. As you can imagine, I don't see much of the prime time line-up.

profsaffel

08-14-2009, 06:00 PM

I think I'm being fought over, other than that, I'm just surfing the grand web and occasionally posting to various forums.

ClubmanRob

08-14-2009, 06:01 PM

watching Mad Men season 2 on dvd.

I rewatched it this past week too. You kind of have to do that when they wait a full frigging year between seasons. :mad3:

gollum83

08-14-2009, 06:04 PM

I think I'm being fought over, other than that, I'm just surfing the grand web and occasionally posting to various forums.

Don't flatter yourself.

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 06:05 PM

I rewatched it this past week too. You kind of have to do that when they wait a full frigging year between seasons. :mad3:

What's up with that? I understand they have been doing that to several shows.

profsaffel

08-14-2009, 06:12 PM

Don't flatter yourself.

Seems I don't have to. :biggrin:

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some cheesy potatoes to consume.

gollum83

08-14-2009, 06:12 PM

What's up with that? I understand they have been doing that to several shows.

Really late effects from that writer's strike last year? :confused:

SRock

08-14-2009, 06:25 PM

Besides, I can't complain. I'm not exactly built like Fabio, myself. It's not like I have PT constantly like some I know. :rolleyes:

I'm not built like Fabio anymore either. That's why I have to go to PT 5 days a week, LOL!

Um, you're thinking of the Army or the Marines... :wink:

Nope, Air Force. We PT M-F and I along with a select group of my troops do it 2x a day M-F.

That's the excuse Slagle always uses to leave when I enter chat. Heck, today nobody has bothered to show up at all.

No excuse, trust me I'd rather sleep in.

I'll meet you in chat.....

On my way!

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o262/scottycc/piratesdoitforthebooty.jpg?t=1250270468

Yaaarrrrr

i also agree, i thought she was to heavy top and bottom, was merely illustrating a point in good fun....i should stop posting at such obscene hours...

well i had a grill cheese sammich just now....mmmmm. pirates can't make em :001_tongu

Wrong matey that's what me wenches are for....

DunEdinRanger

08-14-2009, 06:49 PM

Thanks, but no thanks. I'll pass.

Odd... I figured you'd be flattered anyone was interested in you. :001_tongu

blackfoot

08-14-2009, 07:02 PM

I absolutely love the random nature of the Clown House.

soapbox

08-14-2009, 07:03 PM

Yaaarrrrr

:001_tt1: :001_tt1:

what was I saying...?

gollum83

08-14-2009, 07:11 PM

Odd... I figured you'd be flattered anyone was interested in you. :001_tongu

:a35:

SRock

08-14-2009, 07:46 PM

i absolutely love the random nature of the clown house.

+1

:001_tt1: :001_tt1:

What was i saying...?

+2

bearbear

08-14-2009, 08:42 PM

Are you looking at any battle ax in particular or were you just stuff out?
something humble, with good heft and quality construction that will make minced meat out of pirates and mother in laws.
just a thought...
http://www.kultofathena.com/images/KR22.jpg

Wrong matey that's what me wenches are for....
I prefer cheddar over phumunda in my sammich.:rolleyes:

SRock

08-14-2009, 08:49 PM

I prefer cheddar over phumunda in my sammich.:rolleyes:

Pirates can still be gentlemen. I'm not going to dignify that filth with a response.

Duckster

08-14-2009, 08:52 PM

62838

bearbear

08-14-2009, 08:52 PM

Pirates can still be gentlemen. I'm not going to dignify that filth with a response.

:001_tongu just did.:wink:

sol92258

08-14-2009, 09:24 PM

62838
brilliant!!!

SRock

08-15-2009, 01:14 AM

:001_tongu just did.:wink:

Ah, not entirely true. I didn't discuss the specifics of your statement or how I truly felt about it any any detail. Truth is I gave it one of those, meh kind of responses.

bearbear

08-15-2009, 01:21 AM

Pirates can still be gentlemen. I'm not going to dignify that filth with a response.

Ah, not entirely true. I didn't discuss the specifics of your statement or how I truly felt about it any any detail. Truth is I gave it one of those, meh kind of responses.
and thus dignified it with a response.
:biggrin::001_tt2:
*yes is behaving like a child*

SRock

08-15-2009, 01:33 AM

and thus dignified it with a response.
:biggrin::001_tt2:
*yes is behaving like a child*

You said it, I didn't. But far be it from me to deny you the appropriate brand.

bearbear

08-15-2009, 01:59 AM

You said it, I didn't. But far be it from me to deny you the appropriate brand.
jussayin there better stuff out there. i'm trying to show you the error in your ways.
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/nighydavyjones.jpg
yeesh...now i know why you pirates are so crabby all the time. I imagine shaving a mug like that is a real pain in the rear...you know we have some of the finest cosmetic surgeons...maybe you'd like a consult? Free of charge...at the end of the day, were all people....well....bipedal humanoid type thingys....we do care.

Guys, i think its time we have an intervention.

SRock

08-15-2009, 02:03 AM

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/nighydavyjones.jpg

yeesh...now i know why you pirates are so crabby all the time. I imagine shaving a mug like that is a real pain in the rear...you know we have some of the finest cosmetic surgeons...maybe you'd like a consult? Free of charge.

Now that's funny right there.

Although we pirates tend to look a little more like this. Notice the cleanly shaven cheeks, neck etc.

bearbear

08-15-2009, 02:08 AM

Now that's funny right there.

Although we pirates tend to look a little more like this. Notice the cleanly shaven cheeks, neck etc.

http://lesbianpiratequeen.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/bizarro-gay-pirate-outfit.jpg

SRock

08-15-2009, 02:10 AM

http://lesbianpiratequeen.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/bizarro-gay-pirate-outfit.jpg

Ah, so you know a few of the guys we kicked out and sent to join the Tsar? Wait a minute? BearBear is your real name Raul?

blackfoot

08-15-2009, 05:35 AM

I don't know whether to laugh or hide.

krissy

08-15-2009, 07:30 AM

I don't know whether to laugh or hide.

I'll hide behind you,
this guy scares me
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/nighydavyjones.jpg

SRock

08-15-2009, 07:39 AM

I'll hide behind you,
this guy scares me
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/nighydavyjones.jpg

Hey no need to hide. Had you stuck around long enough for a face to face meeting you'd see that we be good lookin' pirates more of this sort:

gollum83

08-15-2009, 08:03 AM

Does anyone else find it funny that a pirate who claims to be against the Czar, the Czardom and its citizens is hanging around in this thread quite often as of late? :skep:

SRock

08-15-2009, 08:05 AM

Does anyone else find it funny that a pirate who claims to be against the Czar, the Czardom and its citizens is hanging around in this thread quite often as of late? :skep:

When did I claim to be against anything? Besides Pirate or no, when one is Superhuman they can clearly hang out anywhere they damn well please! :biggrin:

gollum83

08-15-2009, 08:08 AM

When did I claim to be against anything? Besides Pirate or no, when one is Superhuman they can clearly hang out anywhere they damn well please! :biggrin:

For the hundredth time, you're not Superman. :tongue:

SRock

08-15-2009, 08:10 AM

For the hundredth time, you're not Superman. :tongue:

Hundredth, hell my Mom was telling me that 30 years ago! :lol:

luvmysuper

08-15-2009, 08:16 AM

When did I claim to be against anything? Besides Pirate or no, when one is Superhuman they can clearly hang out anywhere they damn well please! :biggrin:

Glad to have you too. The open and free exchange of Ideas and information between decent people is what B&B is all about. The fact that those ideals are mirrored in the principles of the Czardom is just extra cheesy goodness.

richmondesi

08-15-2009, 08:20 AM

When did I claim to be against anything? Besides Pirate or no, when one is Superhuman they can clearly hang out anywhere they damn well please! :biggrin:

Aren't you one of the founders of the group with this descriptor::confused:

The Dread Pirates of the UCF are the meanest, nastiest, most rambunctious sea dogs to sail the 7 foamy shave lather seas. We be a lootin' shave booty from all about the 7 seas but especially from the ships of those Cheddar Curtain curs. YARRGHHH!!!!!

SRock

08-15-2009, 08:24 AM

Glad to have you too. The open and free exchange of Ideas and information between decent people is what B&B is all about. The fact that those ideals are mirrored in the principles of the Czardom is just extra cheesy goodness.

Cheesy, you got that right.

Aren't you one of the founders of the group with this descriptor::confused:

Founder perhaps, author NO! Like I said when did I say that?

richmondesi

08-15-2009, 08:27 AM

Cheesy, you got that right.

Founder perhaps, author NO! Like I said when did I say that?

it's implied by your founding and tacit approval of that descriptor by continuing to allow it to remain there and being an active member of the group.

That would be like me joining a group that said they were against the military and saying, "I never said I was against the military".

blackfoot

08-15-2009, 08:27 AM

Hundredth, hell my Mom was telling me that 30 years ago! :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

gollum83

08-15-2009, 08:27 AM

When did I claim to be against anything? Besides Pirate or no, when one is Superhuman they can clearly hang out anywhere they damn well please!

Aren't you one of the founders of the group with this descriptor::confused:

The Dread Pirates of the UCF are the meanest, nastiest, most rambunctious sea dogs to sail the 7 foamy shave lather seas. We be a lootin' shave booty from all about the 7 seas but especially from the ships of those Cheddar Curtain curs. YARRGHHH!!!!!

Yes! Yes, he is! So either he's trying to be a bothersome nuisance, or he's starting to see the Czar's light. Then again he could be the world's worst spy... :skep:

gollum83

08-15-2009, 08:29 AM

blackfoot

08-15-2009, 08:29 AM

Yes! Yes, he is! So either he's trying to be a bothersome nuisance, or he's starting to see the Czar's light. Then again he could be the world's worst spy... :skep:

That is fine, the Czardom welcomes all, even if they are wrong. :biggrin: Pirates love cheese too.

Gruder

08-15-2009, 08:29 AM

blackfoot

08-15-2009, 08:30 AM

+1. Slagle's good people. :smile:

Agreed.

richmondesi

08-15-2009, 08:31 AM

+1. Slagle's good people. :smile:

Couldn't agree more... He's a facebook friend :biggrin:

gollum83

08-15-2009, 08:31 AM

That is fine, the Czardom welcomes all, even if they are wrong. :biggrin: Pirates love cheese too.

Yeah, but its usually the soft stuff. It's kind of hard to eat hard cheese with those toothless grins they all seem to sport. :rolleyes:

gollum83

08-15-2009, 08:35 AM

Couldn't agree more... He's a facebook friend :biggrin:

So? How many facebook friends do you have? I mean if you're one of these types that collects friends, he could be just some semi-anonymous person among 400+ other 'friends'... I'm just saying, though he's alright... I guess... :wink:

richmondesi

08-15-2009, 08:37 AM

So? How many facebook friends do you have? I mean if you're one of these types that collects friends, he could be just some semi-anonymous person among 400+ other 'friends'... I'm just saying, though he's alright... I guess... :wink:

nope... I've denied friend requests from family members:wink:

blackfoot

08-15-2009, 08:42 AM

nope... I've denied friend requests from family members:wink:

I would take a lot of people I haven't met over some family members. :biggrin:

moonshine44

08-15-2009, 08:55 AM

Besides Pirate or no, when one is Superhuman they can clearly hang out anywhere they damn well please! :biggrin:

Kind of like the proverbial 800 pound gorrilla? :cool:

blackfoot

08-15-2009, 08:59 AM

Kind of like the proverbial 800 pound gorrilla? :cool:

I'm not going to argue.

DunEdinRanger

08-15-2009, 11:29 AM

Couldn't agree more... He's a facebook friend :biggrin:

Who else is on Facebook?

blackfoot

08-15-2009, 11:33 AM

Who else is on Facebook?

I am so out of touch, I don't even know what you do on Facebook. :rolleyes:

burnwood

08-15-2009, 11:34 AM

I are on facebook. All the time.

GoldenMonkey

08-15-2009, 11:36 AM

I prefer ninjas.

And...never even SEEN facebook, and proud of it. Hate social networking sites. Hate. Yeah, that's the word...

blackfoot

08-15-2009, 11:38 AM

I prefer ninjas.

And...never even SEEN facebook, and proud of it. Hate social networking sites. Hate. Yeah, that's the word...

Isn't this a social-networking site?

gollum83

08-15-2009, 11:40 AM

Who else is on Facebook?

I was on Facebook at one point, but I am no longer.

I am so out of touch, I don't even know what you do on Facebook. :rolleyes:

It used to by an excellent way to keep tabs on old friends and such, but it's mutated into something more than that, and not in a good way if you ask me. That's largely why I left, that and Facebook seems to believe that they can hold your information indefinitely. Not that I ever had much information on there to begin with, but the principal of the matter bugs me to no end. :mad3:

GoldenMonkey

08-15-2009, 11:41 AM

Isn't this a social-networking site?

LOL...how did I just KNOW that you were going to say that? You specifically, not just anybody...but...you. Lol...

richmondesi

08-15-2009, 11:41 AM

I are on facebook. All the time.

Me too. at least once a day.

My daily internet surfing consists of

B&B
SRP
Facebook
and Fantasy Baseball league

richmondesi

08-15-2009, 11:43 AM

LOL...how did I just KNOW that you were going to say that? You specifically, not just anybody...but...you. Lol...

+1 :lol:

blackfoot

08-15-2009, 11:45 AM

LOL...how did I just KNOW that you were going to say that? You specifically, not just anybody...but...you. Lol...

*takes a bow*

GoldenMonkey

08-15-2009, 11:46 AM

I was on Facebook at one point, but I am no longer.

It used to by an excellent way to keep tabs on old friends and such, but it's mutated into something more than that, and not in a good way if you ask me. That's largely why I left, that and Facebook seems to believe that they can hold your information indefinitely. Not that I ever had much information on there to begin with, but the principal of the matter bugs me to no end. :mad3:

That's why I never got involved, lol...the last thing I wanted was to get in touch with(or be gotten in touch with) old friends and acquaintences. I had a bare bones MySpace set up because I promised to after losing a bet, and all it had was my first name and location...three years later, some psycho Russian chick that used to be in love with me (like, obsessed...and half my age, lol) sent me an email via MySpace asking if it was me, and sent me all these details about her life..."I moved to SoCal, got a job as a stripper, had a baby, am married to some guy (who had about ten more years on ME), here's some pictures, yaddayaddayadda...". Ugh...did NOT need to know any of that, lol.

bearbear

08-15-2009, 12:22 PM

Ah, so you know a few of the guys we kicked out and sent to join the Tsar? Wait a minute? BearBear is your real name Raul?
No, its El Guapo.

When did I claim to be against anything? Besides Pirate or no, when one is Superhuman they can clearly hang out anywhere they damn well please! :biggrin:

For the hundredth time, you're not Superman. :tongue:

Hundredth, hell my Mom was telling me that 30 years ago! :lol:
:out:
Must resist urge to start the yo momma jokes..:shocked:

Yes! Yes, he is! So either he's trying to be a bothersome nuisance, or he's starting to see the Czar's light. Then again he could be the world's worst spy... :skep:
Its all in good fun, i rather enjoy these witty exchanges. I mean yes, hes a pirate, and so we reserve a special place in cheddar hell for him, but no reason we can't have a little fun before then.

reminds me of a quote i saw on a church bilboard.
"Stop, drop and roll doesn't work in hell."

GoldenMonkey

08-15-2009, 12:25 PM

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!

http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/101008/warroom.jpg

blackfoot

08-15-2009, 12:28 PM

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!

http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/101008/warroom.jpg

My computer room has become known as the War Room. I am not even the one that started it. However, it stuck. It had something to do with all of the swords, bows, guns, etc hanging on the walls. :biggrin:

gollum83

08-15-2009, 01:07 PM

My computer room has become known as the War Room. I am not even the one that started it. However, it stuck. It had something to do with all of the swords, bows, guns, etc hanging on the walls. :biggrin:

Remind me never to start a fight over at Blake's house. It sounds like he has quite the collection of instruments of destruction and mayhem. :biggrin:

RichGem

08-15-2009, 01:10 PM

My computer room has become known as the War Room. I am not even the one that started it. However, it stuck. It had something to do with all of the swords, bows, guns, etc hanging on the walls. :biggrin:

So, I'm guessing you get a lot of EM interference? Or do you have so many that the weaponry makes a nice Faraday Cage when you're not hacking people up practicing your elven sword craft?

blackfoot

08-15-2009, 01:18 PM

So, I'm guessing you get a lot of EM interference? Or do you have so many that the weaponry makes a nice Faraday Cage when you're not [strike hacking people up[/strike] practicing your elven sword craft?

It's great in here, but wreaks havoc on cell phone coverage in the neighbourhood. :cool:

gollum83

08-15-2009, 01:48 PM

It's great in here, but wreaks havoc on cell phone coverage in the neighbourhood. :cool:

So when coverage gets even worse is the whole neighborhood like "Oh great, Blake bought another sword!"?

DunEdinRanger

08-15-2009, 04:33 PM

Me too. at least once a day.

My daily internet surfing consists of

B&B
SRP
Facebook
and Fantasy Baseball league

You could be my evil not as nerdly twin! :tongue_sm

richmondesi

08-15-2009, 04:39 PM

You could be my evil not as nerdly twin! :tongue_sm

:lol::lol::lol: I'm pretty nerdly... I'm starting to get the Linux bug, then it's downhill from there :lol::lol:

RichGem

08-15-2009, 04:40 PM

:lol::lol::lol: I'm pretty nerdly... I'm starting to get the Linux bug, then it's downhill from there :lol::lol:

Linux is a gateway. :lol:

But, you haven't won the stole of nerdliness yet. hehehe

sol92258

08-15-2009, 04:50 PM

http://ilk.uvt.nl/wopr/WOPR.png

bearbear

08-15-2009, 04:50 PM

:lol::lol::lol: I'm pretty nerdly... I'm starting to get the Linux bug, then it's downhill from there :lol::lol:

Linux is a gateway. :lol:

But, you haven't won the stole of nerdliness yet. hehehe

I've got Ubuntu running on my ps3, does that qualify?

richmondesi

08-15-2009, 04:52 PM

I've got Ubuntu running on my ps3, does that qualify?

:yesnod:

SRock

08-15-2009, 06:00 PM

it's implied by your founding and tacit approval of that descriptor by continuing to allow it to remain there and being an active member of the group.

That would be like me joining a group that said they were against the military and saying, "I never said I was against the military".

Indeed it if were literal this would be a valid statement. So now the cheese heads of the world have to ask themselves, what level of validity is in that statement or is it simply meant to keep you all wondering when the "Black Freighter" is going to visit this thread? :devil:

Yes! Yes, he is! So either he's trying to be a bothersome nuisance, or he's starting to see the Czar's light. Then again he could be the world's worst spy... :skep:

Perhaps I am the worlds worst spy or simply one of the best at stirring the pot if for no other reason than to stir the pot.

+1. Slagle's good people. :smile:

Thank you, back at ya!

Agreed.

Thank you, back at ya!

Couldn't agree more... He's a facebook friend :biggrin:

Indeed!

Yeah, but its usually the soft stuff. It's kind of hard to eat hard cheese with those toothless grins they all seem to sport. :rolleyes:

I'm one of the lucky ones. I have all my teeth! In fact I never had a cavity until after age 30 and still has only been one!.

nope... I've denied friend requests from family members:wink:

Classic!

I would take a lot of people I haven't met over some family members. :biggrin:

I know the feeling!

Kind of like the proverbial 800 pound gorrilla? :cool:

Proverbial hell, in my own mind I'm at least an 800lb gorilla! :lol::lol::lol:

Who else is on Facebook?

Check out the B&B Group, there are several!

reminds me of a quote i saw on a church bilboard.
"Stop, drop and roll doesn't work in hell."

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

RichGem

08-15-2009, 06:04 PM

Indeed it if were literal this would be a valid statement. So now the cheese heads of the world have to ask themselves, what level of validity is in that statement or is it simply meant to keep you all wondering when the "Black Freighter" is going to visit this thread? :devil:

Proverbial hell, in my own mind I'm at least an 800lb gorilla!

Now, don't be so hard on yourself. All diets take time and commitment.

:tongue_sm