The Anything Thread

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it! :lol:

[Joshua Da Silva]

100th Post :jump::a50:

[blackfoot]

100th Post :jump::a50:

:thumbup: Congratulations. :a5:

[Dubbya]

I forgot about that one. Great name for a cat.

Psycho for short, I'm sure.

Yep, and his brother was named Piggie. We stole that one from Invader Zim.

If you watched that show, you'll remember. "I loveded you piggie. I loveded you goooooood."

[richmondesi]

Are you guys excited about baseball season? I am:thumbup:

[Dubbya]

100th Post :jump::a50:

Reminds me of the time i caught the ferry to shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So i decided to go to morganville, which is what they called shelbyville in those days. So i tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was i... Oh yeah. The important thing was that i had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war.

[rabidpotatochip]

Reminds me of the time i caught the ferry to shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So i decided to go to morganville, which is what they called shelbyville in those days. So i tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was i... Oh yeah. The important thing was that i had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war.

Hey! That's my story that doesn't go anywhere!!!

[blackfoot]

Reminds me of the time i caught the ferry to shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So i decided to go to morganville, which is what they called shelbyville in those days. So i tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was i... Oh yeah. The important thing was that i had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war.

I have not even been here long enough to know the origin of this, but it makes me laugh every time.

[richmondesi]

Hey! That's my story that doesn't go anywhere!!!

Even biters can keep their material? That's a shame:frown:
:lol:

[richmondesi]

I have not even been here long enough to know the origin of this, but it makes me laugh every time.

would you like a hint?

[rabidpotatochip]

I have not even been here long enough to know the origin of this, but it makes me laugh every time.

It's a shame you don't know the origin of such a cromulent story.


Even biters can keep their material? That's a shame:frown:
:lol:

I just had a moment of shock when I saw that story... That's the first time I've seen someone else post it. :lol:

[GardenWeasel]

waiting.....

[blackfoot]

It's a shame you don't know the origin of such a cromulent story.

I know it originated with Chip and the first time I saw it was on this post. It just seems, most things go much further back around here. The cross-thread posting just makes it that much more difficult to track these things. Someone needs to do a thread of archives. Great Moments in B&B History!

[richmondesi]

It's a shame you don't know the origin of such a cromulent story.



I just had a moment of shock when I saw that story... That's the first time I've seen someone else post it. :lol:

I was in shock a bit myself... :huh:

[GardenWeasel]

It's a shame you don't know the origin of such a cromulent story.



I just had a moment of shock when I saw that story... That's the first time I've seen someone else post it. :lol:

cromulent...Writer David X. Cohen created the word "cromulent" in the episode, which was intended to sound like a real word but play on the fact that it and "embiggens" are completely fabricated.

[Dubbya]

Hey! That's my story that doesn't go anywhere!!!

Consider it borrowed.:biggrin:

[Barber Of Civil]

Does anyone else think rabidpotatochip made 70% of his posts by +1'ing :eek:

[blackfoot]

Does anyone else think rabidpotatochip made 70% of his posts by +1'ing :eek:

That and and fight the evil penguin brigade.

[GardenWeasel]

does anyone else think rabidpotatochip made 70% of his posts by +1'ing :eek:

+1!

[richmondesi]

Does anyone else think rabidpotatochip made 70% of his posts by +1'ing :eek:

I honestly can't remember any true +1 only posts from Chip:blink:

[blackfoot]

Hey, this thread works! I just realized I am over 1,000 posts now, myself.

[richmondesi]

Hey, this thread works! I just realized I am over 1,000 posts now, myself.

You and I just have entirely too much time on our hands... But you more so than I:wink:

[richmondesi]

I'll see what I can do. I just finished choking on a caramel and I need a few minutes to recover from the experience. hehe

Reading about my one nut shy friend was too much for you, huh? :lol:

[blackfoot]

You and I just have entirely too much time on our hands... But you more so than I:wink:

I know. It is is a small contention with my wife. :001_unsur

[Barber Of Civil]

You and I just have entirely too much time on our hands... But you more so than I:wink:

Oh no you you dont he said in a leading way :biggrin:


Hey, this thread works! I just realized I am over 1,000 posts now, myself.

tell the wife to get out of YOUR bathroom :thumbup:

[blackfoot]

tell the wife to get out of YOUR bathroom :thumbup:

I am putting the barbed wire up now! :sneaky2:

[GardenWeasel]

I am putting the barbed wire up now! :sneaky2:

Careful! she might reciprocate!

[SRock]

Reading about my one nut shy friend was too much for you, huh? :lol:

I posted a one nut story a while back. Long story short, mortar round, Iraq, shrapnel, lost testicle, refused Purple Heart. It was a friend, he is a nut, no pun intended.

[blackfoot]

I posted a one nut story a while back. Long story short, mortar round, Iraq, shrapnel, lost testicle, refused Purple Heart. It was a friend, he is a nut, no pun intended.

That is sad and funny at the same time. Okay, a lost testicle, while it makes you cross your legs and cringe, is always funny.

[SRock]

I am putting the barbed wire up now! :sneaky2:

Don't forget the auto tracking laser guided chain guns!

[blackfoot]

Careful! she might reciprocate!

INCOMING! :tank:

[blackfoot]

Don't forget the auto tracking laser guided chain guns!

How did I miss this?? :gunsmilie:

[patrisVII]

Great.....another thread where I can post my favorite picture!

http://www.teamteabag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/coconut_crab.jpg

[patrisVII]

Of course I like this one a lot too....

http://i03.bdbphotos.com/8L/58/0000192858-12186L.jpg

[blackfoot]

Of course I like this one a lot too....

http://i03.bdbphotos.com/8L/58/0000192858-12186L.jpg

I can't see the first on, but I like the second. :biggrin:

[GardenWeasel]

Don't forget the auto tracking laser guided chain guns!

gasp! you have one!! my permit request was denied...

[rabidpotatochip]

I posted a one nut story a while back. Long story short, mortar round, Iraq, shrapnel, lost testicle, refused Purple Heart. It was a friend, he is a nut, no pun intended.

Yeah, he's got balls all right. Er, sorry.

No, seriously, that sucks.

[patrisVII]

I can't see the first on, but I like the second. :biggrin:

That's the lovely ms. Jane Seymour before she was a medicine woman or jitterbugged on ABC.

[blackfoot]

gasp! you have one!! my permit request was denied...

Permit? We need no stinking permits! :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

Great.....another thread where I can post my favorite picture!

http://www.teamteabag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/coconut_crab.jpg

:eek: What the h*** is that???

[blackfoot]

That's the lovely ms. Jane Seymour before she was a medicine woman or jitterbugged on ABC.

Solitaire - Live and Let Die

[koso]

I have not even been here long enough to know the origin of this, but it makes me laugh every time.

Google, my good man, Google.

[rabidpotatochip]

Google, my good man, Google.

I thought it came from The Simpsons. :huh:

[rabidpotatochip]

:eek: What the h*** is that???

Reconnaissance crab.

[patrisVII]

:eek: What the h*** is that???

Coconut crab. Largest terrestrial arthropod. Up to 12 pounds and 3+ foot leg span.

[RocketMan]

Absolutely shameful! :thumbup:

[rabidpotatochip]

Does anyone else think rabidpotatochip made 70% of his posts by +1'ing :eek:


That and and fight the evil penguin brigade.


+1!


I honestly can't remember any true +1 only posts from Chip:blink:

+1. :biggrin:

I try to offend people with style. :tongue:

[blackfoot]

Great.....another thread where I can post my favorite picture!

http://www.teamteabag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/coconut_crab.jpg

This is your favorite picture? Maybe you should try amke-up or wear a hat or something.

[blackfoot]

+1. :biggrin:

I try to offend people with style. :tongue:

Mission accomplished! :thumbup:

[rabidpotatochip]

Coconut crab. Largest terrestrial arthropod. Up to 12 pounds and 3+ foot leg span.

I bet I could still eat it.

[patrisVII]

I bet I could still eat it.

https://eed.llnl.gov/mi/images/coconut-crab.jpg

with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

[GardenWeasel]

+1. :biggrin:

I try to offend people with style. :tongue:

Missed it - do it again! :sneaky2:

[rabidpotatochip]

https://eed.llnl.gov/mi/images/coconut-crab.jpg

with some fava beans and a nice chianti?


My food fighting back helps me work up an appetite. :biggrin:

[Joshua Da Silva]

:thumbup: Congratulations. :a5:

Thanks!

[patrisVII]

I post a picture of a spider from mars and a semi-nude photo of one of the most beautiful actresses in cinema history and which one gets more replies?

[rabidpotatochip]

I post a picture of a spider from mars and a semi-nude photo of one of the most beautiful actresses in cinema history and which one gets more replies?

Mrs. Chip's response is that she's completely nude... to quote: "Semi-nude?? She's only wearing her hair!!!"

Edit: "But she is!!!! Go look!!! No, wait..."

Edit edit: "Oh, and a ring..."

Edit edit edit: "Stop looking..."

[Barber Of Civil]

+1. :biggrin:

I try to offend people with style. :tongue:

such a stylish plusser :thumbup:

[Xavier]

Not sure what is going on here...
but sure why not..

ditto!!

[rabidpotatochip]

Not sure what is going on here...
but sure why not..

ditto!!

I'm not sure either... they lured me with candy.

[thirdeye]

I'm not sure either... they lured me with candy.

You told me you offered them candy....:blink:

[richmondesi]

I'm not sure either... they lured me with candy.


Don't lie to that man :mad:


You told me you offered them candy....:blink:

Thanks, Ray :lol:

[bb557]

I'm not sure either... they lured me with candy.


You told me you offered them candy....:blink:

Wait, there's candy?

Oh, yeah, +1

[Dubbya]

I thought it came from The Simpsons. :huh:

Grandpa Simpson, to be exact. He tells the story and fades off to sleep mid sentence.

[Barber Of Civil]

Grandpa Simpson, to be exact. He tells the story and fades off to sleep mid sentence.

That reminds me of the time grandpa simpson told that story and it trailed off mid-senten...........................

[sol92258]

Reminds me of the time i caught the ferry to shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So i decided to go to morganville, which is what they called shelbyville in those days. So i tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was i... Oh yeah. The important thing was that i had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war.
Hey! That's my story that doesn't go anywhere!!!

yup.....sorta


It's a shame you don't know the origin of such a cromulent story.



I just had a moment of shock when I saw that story... That's the first time I've seen someone else post it. :lol:
I think Cory posted it once while you were gone, but I could be mistaken

Does anyone else think rabidpotatochip made 70% of his posts by +1'ing :eek:
nope

Not sure what is going on here...
but sure why not..

ditto!!
"

I'm not sure either... they lured me with candy.
You told me you offered them candy....:blink:

Candy told me she offered them you...:huh:

[sol92258]

I post a picture of a spider from mars and a semi-nude photo of one of the most beautiful actresses in cinema history and which one gets more replies?
uhhh....something is amiss

Mrs. Chip's response is that she's completely nude... to quote: "Semi-nude?? She's only wearing her hair!!!"

Edit: "But she is!!!! Go look!!! No, wait..."

Edit edit: "Oh, and a ring..."

Edit edit edit: "Stop looking..."
:lol::lol:

[richmondesi]

I posted a one nut story a while back. Long story short, mortar round, Iraq, shrapnel, lost testicle, refused Purple Heart. It was a friend, he is a nut, no pun intended.

If it were me, I'm taking the Purple Heart. Period. :eek:

[richmondesi]

I bet I could still eat it.

I would eat it, but I wouldn't catch it :lol:

[soapbuddy]

i would eat it, but i wouldn't catch it :lol:

+1.

[blackfoot]

If it were me, I'm taking the Purple Heart. Period. :eek:

That's right. That is a sacrifice no man should be asked to make. :blink:

[blackfoot]

I want candy. :tongue:

[nrek619]

chico sticks.......

[SRock]

You told me you offered them candy....:blink:

This is more believable. In fact, I think I saw Chip by the park in this van:

[Henrique]

I go to sleep and you guys manage to fill 3 pages. I quit. :biggrin:

[SRock]

Yeah, he's got balls all right. Er, sorry.

No, seriously, that sucks.

We tell him exactly this frequently, of course after his surgery he frequently reminds us that he does, but one is artificial. :lol: Sometimes I don't know how he can have a sense of humor about the whole ordeal.


I bet I could still eat it.

How funny is this quote after the one above it! :lol:


My food fighting back helps me work up an appetite. :biggrin:

+1


If it were me, I'm taking the Purple Heart. Period. :eek:

He did, after a long talk for the Col presenting it. In the end he is ok. He's even had a kid since then.


That's right. That is a sacrifice no man should be asked to make. :blink:

Seriously!

[rabidpotatochip]

We tell him exactly this frequently, of course after his surgery he frequently reminds us that he does, but one is artificial. :lol: Sometimes I don't know how he can have a sense of humor about the whole ordeal.


(snip)

If you don't own it it will own you. Joking about something like that is the easiest way to own it I think.

[rabidpotatochip]

Swwet Jebus! I just saw a mutant squirrel running across my yard!!

That thing was the size of a cat and it was FAST!! Oh, no... never mind, it was a rabbit.

[SRock]

Swwet Jebus! I just saw a mutant squirrel running across my yard!!

That thing was the size of a cat and it was FAST!! Oh, no... never mind, it was a rabbit.

A rabid rabbit?

[SRock]

If you don't own it it will own you. Joking about something like that is the easiest way to own it I think.

Yeah, I agree. He is a good guy and a strong person. While physically (so he and his Mrs. say) you'd never know it ever happened, but I'd imagine that emotionally it will be with him for all of his life.

[blackfoot]

A rabid rabbit?

You never know. See the hijacked Home Buying Advice thread.

[richmondesi]

If you don't own it it will own you. Joking about something like that is the easiest way to own it I think.

This is my approach to most bad things in life as well. I have a lot of people get mad at me because I'm always joking, but, like you said, I own those situations and my emotions because of that approach

[richmondesi]

I go to sleep and you guys manage to fill 3 pages. I quit. :biggrin:

If you can't post with the big dogs (sorry, Chip), go to bed:biggrin:

[blackfoot]

It is a defense mechanism, too. Some of us have jobs that force us to see things men are better off not having to see. The only way to keep your sanity is to laugh at it. Obviously, I didn't laugh enough. :wink2: This is true in everybody's life. If we don't laugh at our problems, they will own us.

Wow, I think I got serious there for a minute. I am going to have to do something about this!

[rabidpotatochip]

A rabid rabbit?

Quite possibly, I did see bloodlust in its eyes.


You never know. See the hijacked Home Buying Advice thread.

Poor Cory.


If you can't post with the big dogs (sorry, Chip), go to bed:biggrin:

Don't look at me, I took your advice and went to bed. :lol:

[sol92258]

It is a defense mechanism, too. Some of us have jobs that force us to see things men are better off not having to see. The only way to keep your sanity is to laugh at it. Obviously, I didn't laugh enough. :wink2: This is true in everybody's life. If we don't laugh at our problems, they will own us.

Wow, I think I got serious there for a minute. I am going to have to do something about this!
nailed it

[frank85]

+1 :thumbup:

[frank85]

+2 :biggrin:

[sol92258]

Swwet Jebus! I just saw a mutant squirrel running across my yard!!

That thing was the size of a cat and it was FAST!! Oh, no... never mind, it was a rabbit.
Chip's eaten too much of his "candy"...

[rabidpotatochip]

Chip's eaten too much of his "candy"...

Nah, that's what I get for posting before my morning shower. I wasn't completely awake and just saw this giant blur racing across my yard. Then it turned to face me with a malevolent glint in its eyes and I knew this rabbit wanted to kill me...

Oh, interesting wildlife tip: animals tend to follow the same path all the time, so if you're trying to snare a rabbit make sure your trap is set where there are footprints.

[frank85]

Chip's eaten too much of his "candy"...

are you sure it's candy and not donkey juice??? :eek::eek::eek:

:a45:

[theboi-phrend]

...give responses piece-meal.

[theboi-phrend]

Keep a 1 sentence minimum per post.

[blackfoot]

Chip's eaten too much of his "candy"...

We had a guy at work tonight that had eaten "mushroom". He decided he could fly and took a nose dive from the top of the stairs. He almost cleared the stairs. :rolleyes:

[blackfoot]

nailed it

Who? Was I drunk? :blink:

[richmondesi]

Nah, that's what I get for posting before my morning shower. I wasn't completely awake and just saw this giant blur racing across my yard. Then it turned to face me with a malevolent glint in its eyes and I knew this rabbit wanted to kill me...

Oh, interesting wildlife tip: animals tend to follow the same path all the time, so if you're trying to snare a rabbit make sure your trap is set where there are footprints.

This will come in handy for me. My daughter and I built an Easter Bunny Trap yesterday. She asked me if we can see the Easter Bunny, and I told her that if we catch it, "I'm looking." She said, "Me too!":biggrin:

[texcattlerancher]

Oh, interesting wildlife tip: animals tend to follow the same path all the time, so if you're trying to snare a rabbit make sure your trap is set where there are footprints.

I just peeked in here for the first time. The above is about as random a post as I have seen on B&B. I need to check in here more often.

[richmondesi]

This is more believable. In fact, I think I saw Chip by the park in this van:

That van is hilarious :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[richmondesi]

It is a defense mechanism, too. Some of us have jobs that force us to see things men are better off not having to see. The only way to keep your sanity is to laugh at it. Obviously, I didn't laugh enough. :wink2: This is true in everybody's life. If we don't laugh at our problems, they will own us.

Wow, I think I got serious there for a minute. I am going to have to do something about this!

You said it there. My job has ruined naked for me. One day, I saw 6 TVH procedures done on patients who ran 3 bills plus... Nobody should have to see that :blink:

[blackfoot]

I just peeked in here for the first time. The above is about as random a post as I have seen on B&B. I need to check in here more often.

I wouldn't bother. Out of thirteen hundred post thus far, you found the only useful ti bit. Take this morsel of knowledge and run. Run before we suck the brain cells that can use that knowledge out of your head!

[texcattlerancher]

My job has ruined naked for me. :

That's a candidate for a new title.

[blackfoot]

You said it there. My job has ruined naked for me. One day, I saw 6 TVH procedures done on patients who ran 3 bills plus... Nobody should have to see that :blink:

I have learned one thing working here. In a hospital, if it wants to take it's clothes off for you, it isn't anything you want to see without clothes! Painful memories...Must go cry...:eek:

[Gruder]

You said it there. My job has ruined naked for me. One day, I saw 6 TVH procedures done on patients who ran 3 bills plus... Nobody should have to see that :blink:

+1. Three words: Tissue Procurement Team. Two more words: EKG Tech. I'm lucky though -- my current profession rarely requires eyewash for the brain.

We laughed to keep from, well, lurtling.

[blackfoot]

*Still sucking on thumb* Oh, the agony.

[rabidpotatochip]

This is more believable. In fact, I think I saw Chip by the park in this van:

How on earth did I miss that post? :lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

+1. Three words: Tissue Procurement Team. Two more words: EKG Tech. I'm lucky though -- my current profession rarely requires eyewash for the brain.

We laughed to keep from, well, lurtling.

It's more interesting when they are being cut up.

[richmondesi]

That's a candidate for a new title.

Shh! You wanna get sued? :lol:

[texcattlerancher]

I wouldn't bother. Out of thirteen hundred post thus far, you found the only useful ti bit. Take this morsel of knowledge and run. Run before we suck the brain cells that can use that knowledge out of your head!

Ah oh. I feel a tingly sensation in my head. Are those my brain cells being sucked away?

[richmondesi]

Ah oh. I feel a tingly sensation in my head. Are those my brain cells being sucked away?

Yep, that's what we do here... :tongue:

[sol92258]

I wouldn't bother. Out of thirteen hundred post thus far, you found the only useful ti bit. Take this morsel of knowledge and run. Run before we suck the brain cells that can use that knowledge out of your head!
nah, he's already been a frequenter in the "shortest thread/waldo/tat/random/no title" thread, this one's like a second home...

[nrek619]

Ah oh. I feel a tingly sensation in my head. Are those my brain cells being sucked away?http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/2628/beerkillstheweakbraince.jpg

[richmondesi]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/2628/beerkillstheweakbraince.jpg

beer doesn't kill brain cells! (http://www.realbeer.com/news/articles/news-002403.php)

[rabidpotatochip]

beer doesn't kill brain cells! (http://www.realbeer.com/news/articles/news-002403.php)

Beer makes you smarter. (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/29/booze_makes_you_clever/)

[richmondesi]

Beer makes you smarter. (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/29/booze_makes_you_clever/)

Awesome! Let's get a little smarter :lol:

[richmondesi]

That van reminded me of this guy :scared:

[RocketMan]

Wait, there's candy?

Oh, yeah, +1

mmmmmmmm Candy!!!!!!! RocketMan want!!!!! :blink:

[RocketMan]

That van reminded me of this guy :scared:

She sure is creepy!! She's gonna finger cut his head right offff!!!!! :eek:

[RocketMan]

Now THIS is creepy!!

46118

YIKES!!!!!

[texcattlerancher]

nah, he's already been a frequenter in the "shortest thread/waldo/tat/random/no title" thread, this one's like a second home...

True. Can't believe I haven't stuck my toe in the UP your post count water just yet. Feels nice and refreshing.

[Badgers]

What the hell...?

[blackfoot]

Making random post that make no sense.

[Rusty Jackknife]

Making random post that make no sense.

Post a senseless analysis about a random post that makes no sense.

[Rusty Jackknife]

Post a senseless analysis about a random post that makes no sense.

Then, make sure that you post a follow up with a play on words; "this makes no scents".

[Rusty Jackknife]

Then, make sure that you post a follow up with a play on words; "this makes no scents".


Then, respond with several expressions...

:redface::eek::cool:

(I am stopping here. I have up'ed my thread count by three. Please continue at will.)

[RocketMan]

Then, respond with several expressions...

:redface::eek::cool:

(I am stopping here. I have up'ed my thread count by three. Please continue at will.)

What the h*ll you got against Will?

[GardenWeasel]

+1 to the last two pages (just catching up!)

[Barber Of Civil]

+1 to NEVER cutting your hair with a tractor! :blink:

[Dubbya]

+1 to NEVER cutting your hair with a tractor! :blink:

Bush Hog haircuts all around!
http://www.resignola.com/index_files/image1640.jpg

[GardenWeasel]

We can post tractors??!!!:tongue:

can't figger out how to shrink pic - so am removing it

[GardenWeasel]

Ok, how do I shrink that pic! putting a t in front of img is not working....

[Barber Of Civil]

Bush Hog haircuts all around!
http://www.resignola.com/index_files/image1640.jpg

Thats the thing I mean Dubbya! :eek: never cut your hair with one of them :biggrin1:

[Dubbya]

Thats the thing I mean Dubbya! :eek: never cut your hair with one of them :biggrin1:


Probably not the greatest idea. It might cut too close, like at the neck.:lol:

[Barber Of Civil]

Probably not the greatest idea. It might cut too close, like at the neck.:lol:
+1:thumbup:

[richmondesi]

I have seen trees disappear under those things... small trees, sure. but trees nontheless:biggrin:

[blackfoot]

I have seen trees disappear under those things... small trees, sure. but trees nontheless:biggrin:

Just think how well it would cut your hair!

[nrek619]

Now THIS is creepy!!

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YIKES!!!!!this is funny!!http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7711/822bushturkey.jpg

[porman]

The scary thing is, the photo is probably real!

[Ferannia]

If only there were some filter in order to filter out huge number of posts from subforums we don't follow.

I'd like to filter out Straight Razor, Test, The Score, Decant club, Darkroom, Hones/Honing, Strops, Shave/Scent of the day, and Colognes.
That would make New Post screen lot less messier and would be easier to browse topics we are interested in. Now every day I have 16 pages of new posts, many of them from subforums and topics I am not interested and don't follow.
Sixteen pages we have to preview and browse each one to get to the topics we read.

[Moose]

Imagine a bush hog loaded with Feather blades...

And in honor of non sequitir hour, remember: In a race between a pig and a duck, don't varnish your clams.

[SRock]

Quite possibly, I did see bloodlust in its eyes.

Maybe it was just an albino bunny with pink eyes. We really shouldn't be so tough on the innocent runny babbits.

[blackfoot]

Maybe it was just an albino bunny with pink eyes. We really shouldn't be so tough on the innocent runny babbits.

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

[SRock]

How on earth did I miss that post? :lol::lol::lol:

We know the truth Chip, after seeing that photo you ran straight out into the driveway with a can of red spray paint to try and cover the advertisement. :lol::lol:


Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

:lol::lol::lol:

[Dubbya]

GALAHAD:
They're nervous, sire.
ARTHUR:
Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount!
TIM:
Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
ARTHUR:
Right! Keep me covered.
GALAHAD:
What with?
ARTHUR:
W-- just keep me covered.
TIM:
Too late!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR:
What?
TIM:
There he is!
ARTHUR:
Where?
TIM:
There!
ARTHUR:
What, behind the rabbit?
TIM:
It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR:
You silly sod!
TIM:
What?
ARTHUR:
You got us all worked up!
TIM:
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
TIM:


...That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

ROBIN:
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM:
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
GALAHAD:
Get stuffed!
TIM:
He'll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD:
Oh, yeah?
ROBIN:
You mangy Scots git!
TIM:
I'm warning you!
ROBIN:
What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM:
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR:
Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS:
Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
ARTHUR:
Jesus Christ!
TIM:
I warned you!
ROBIN:
I done it again!
TIM:
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
ARTHUR:
Oh, shut up!
TIM:
Do they listen to me?
ARTHUR:
Right!
TIM:
Oh, no...
KNIGHTS:
Charge!
KNIGHTS:
Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
ARTHUR:
Run away! Run away!
KNIGHTS:
Run away! Run away!...
TIM:
Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha!
ARTHUR:
Right. How many did we lose?
LAUNCELOT:
Gawain.
GALAHAD:
Ector.
ARTHUR:
And Bors. That's five.
GALAHAD:
Three, sir.
ARTHUR:
Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.
ROBIN:
Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR:
Oh, shut up and go and change your armour.
GALAHAD:
Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
ARTHUR:
Like what?
GALAHAD:
Well... ooh.
LAUNCELOT:
Have we got bows?
ARTHUR:
No.
LAUNCELOT:
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!







That took a looooooooooooong time to type out.

[blackfoot]

That took a looooooooooooong time to type out.

That was one of my absolute favorite scenes! :lol:

[Dubbya]

That was one of my absolute favorite scenes! :lol:

I'm so glad that didn't go unnoticed.

It's such a great scene.

[blackfoot]

I'm so glad that didn't go unnoticed.

It's such a great scene.

Ya, I almost didn't see that post hidden there. :lol:

[Dubbya]

Ya, I almost didn't see that post hidden there. :lol:

Since this is a post upping joke thread, I almost posted that as individual posts. Then I realized that it would have been like three or four pages.

[richmondesi]

Guys that was a joke... let's get it going again... This thread will continue to come back from the dead :wink:

[blackfoot]

Since this is a post upping joke thread, I almost posted that as individual posts. Then I realized that it would have been like three or four pages.

Here is a post-upping idea that would drive somebody bonkers. We play out the movie. Your line, my line. Can you imagine how many pages that would've took! :eek:

[blackfoot]

Guys that was a joke... let's get it going again... This thread will continue to come back from the dead :wink:

This thread is the undead!:w00t:

[sol92258]

*snip*

That took a looooooooooooong time to type out.

sanity advice: next time, Copy & Paste....:wink:

[blackfoot]

sanity advice: next time, Copy & Paste....:wink:

But the glue is the devil to get off of my screen. :w00t:

[Kratos]

That is a classic scene. I'm glad I have that on DVD. Speaking of upping post counts, I do have more quotes I can post. Better get on it.

[nrek619]

great movie!!!!!

[RocketMan]

46256
Hello, what are you on about?

[RocketMan]

46257
Well sir, I caught me the rabbit!

[RocketMan]

46258
That's not the rabbit!

[RocketMan]

46259
Yes it is the rabbit!

[RocketMan]

46260

No it isn't the rabbit!!! Oh my GAWD!! THERE'S THE RABBITT!!!

[RocketMan]

46261

"Make my day"

[sol92258]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-jedi-bunny-dark-side-eating.jpg

[RocketMan]

Now this is a Rabbit!!

46262

[Moose]

I fart in your general direction!

[patrisVII]

I'll keep it going:

http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/brandnewday/archives/blog%20dove%20group.png

[blackfoot]

I'll keep it going:

http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/brandnewday/archives/blog%20dove%20group.png

:001_huh::001_huh::001_huh::001_huh:

[blackfoot]

I fart in your general direction!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[bb557]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

[blackfoot]

Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

[bb557]

No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable

[blackfoot]

(Fetchez la vache.)

Quoi?

(Fetchez la vache!)
[mooo]

[bb557]

(Fetchez la vache.)

Quoi?

(Fetchez la vache!)
[mooo]

If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]

[mooooooo]

[patrisVII]

:001_huh::001_huh::001_huh::001_huh:

Just a random thought-

The pic came up pn my search for contortionist images for the Picture Tag thread, believe it or not. I liked the Dove Real Beauty ad campaign showing attractive women who did not conform to typical media images of female beauty. I thought it would prompt further posts.

[rabidpotatochip]

Just a random thought-

The pic came up pn my search for contortionist images for the Picture Tag thread, believe it or not. I liked the Dove Real Beauty ad campaign showing attractive women who did not conform to typical media images of female beauty. I thought it would prompt further posts.

My wife and I are also fans of that campaign. I think it's good PR for them to promote people looking good without looking like they only eat once a week.

[kwk285]

I'll keep it going:

http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/brandnewday/archives/blog%20dove%20group.png

Absolutely.:biggrin:

[patrisVII]

My wife and I are also fans of that campaign. I think it's good PR for them to promote people looking good without looking like they only eat once a week.

I've seen or heard several great looking celebs recently who've defended their curves and/or criticized the current thin-is-in trend:

Kate Winslet
Tyra Banks
Hayden Panettiere
Rachael Leigh Cook
Jessica Simpson
Scarlett Johansen

Hopefully their point of view will spread!

[Dubbya]

sanity advice: next time, Copy & Paste....:wink:

I couldn't find the whole scene online so I had to copy it from a script from a stage production that I was in several years back.

[blackfoot]

If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]

[mooooooo]

KNIGHTS:
Christ!
[thud]
Ah! Ohh!
ARTHUR:
Right! Charge!
KNIGHTS:
Charge!
[mayhem]

[richmondesi]

+1 to the new direction of this thread... I likes 'em big and small, short and tall... just not too skinny:tongue:

[Moose]

Pitchez le vache!!

[SRock]

GALAHAD:
They're nervous, sire.
ARTHUR:
Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount!
TIM:
Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
ARTHUR:
Right! Keep me covered.
GALAHAD:
What with?
ARTHUR:
W-- just keep me covered.
TIM:
Too late!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR:
What?
TIM:
There he is!
ARTHUR:
Where?
TIM:
There!
ARTHUR:
What, behind the rabbit?
TIM:
It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR:
You silly sod!
TIM:
What?
ARTHUR:
You got us all worked up!
TIM:
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
TIM:



ROBIN:
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM:
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
GALAHAD:
Get stuffed!
TIM:
He'll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD:
Oh, yeah?
ROBIN:
You mangy Scots git!
TIM:
I'm warning you!
ROBIN:
What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM:
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR:
Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS:
Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
ARTHUR:
Jesus Christ!
TIM:
I warned you!
ROBIN:
I done it again!
TIM:
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
ARTHUR:
Oh, shut up!
TIM:
Do they listen to me?
ARTHUR:
Right!
TIM:
Oh, no...
KNIGHTS:
Charge!
KNIGHTS:
Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
ARTHUR:
Run away! Run away!
KNIGHTS:
Run away! Run away!...
TIM:
Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha!
ARTHUR:
Right. How many did we lose?
LAUNCELOT:
Gawain.
GALAHAD:
Ector.
ARTHUR:
And Bors. That's five.
GALAHAD:
Three, sir.
ARTHUR:
Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.
ROBIN:
Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR:
Oh, shut up and go and change your armour.
GALAHAD:
Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
ARTHUR:
Like what?
GALAHAD:
Well... ooh.
LAUNCELOT:
Have we got bows?
ARTHUR:
No.
LAUNCELOT:
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!







That took a looooooooooooong time to type out.

And it only took me three clicks and a sentence to quote it! :lol:

[SRock]

It is a defense mechanism, too. Some of us have jobs that force us to see things men are better off not having to see. The only way to keep your sanity is to laugh at it. Obviously, I didn't laugh enough. :wink2: This is true in everybody's life. If we don't laugh at our problems, they will own us.

Wow, I think I got serious there for a minute. I am going to have to do something about this!

That's the truth!

Serious is ok from time to time, just don't let it happen too often! :lol::lol:

[rabidpotatochip]

That's the truth!

Serious is ok from time to time, just don't let it happen too often! :lol::lol:

+1. I have to be serious 40-60 hours a week.... I don't want to do it more than I have to here. :lol:

[SRock]

+1. I have to be serious 40-60 hours a week.... I don't want to do it more than I have to here. :lol:

Man, I feel ya there!

[soapbox]

I've seen or heard several great looking celebs recently who've defended their curves and/or criticized the current thin-is-in trend:

Hayden Panettiere
Rachael Leigh Cook


IIRC those two are scrawny. Curves? Maybe they can criticize the crazy-stupid-thin trend but they still benefit from it (at present).

[bb557]

And it only took me three clicks and a sentence to quote it! :lol:

Yes, but think how many posts that would have been good for at the rate of one line per post. This is the upping your post count thread, after all:biggrin:

[SRock]

Yes, but think how many posts that would have been good for at the rate of one line per post. This is the upping your post count thread, after all:biggrin:

Good point!

[patrisVII]

IIRC those two are scrawny. Curves? Maybe they can criticize the crazy-stupid-thin trend but they still benefit from it (at present).

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_44LBCUY-H6E/SN-LaVpUlhI/AAAAAAAAHjg/iBs2QE0kQAE/s800/12.JPG

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/08/0826_hayden_panettiere_bauergriffin_exc.jpg


I wouldn't call either one scrawny. They're both short (around five feet) so that 'petite-ness' may have been in your mind. In any event, they don't look like Angelina that's for sure

[Dubbya]

Since this is a post upping joke thread, I almost posted that as individual posts. Then I realized that it would have been like three or four pages.


Yes, but think how many posts that would have been good for at the rate of one line per post. This is the upping your post count thread, after all:biggrin:


Good point!

Already thought of that. I was afraid of interruption mostly.

Can you imagine?

One. Two. Five

Three Sir.

I love waffles.

Right, Three.

[Dubbya]

That being said.

Torment me no longer! Take me to the grail!

Oh Zoot! Naughty naughty Zoot!

[blackfoot]

She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.

[bb557]

She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
It's not the real Grail?

[blackfoot]

Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! She is a bad person and must pay the penalty! Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it, but now, we're glad. It's better than some of the previous scenes, I think.

[Wishoot]

It's almost 2:30 am, I can't sleep. I'm going to get some flapjacks. Who wants to come?

[blackfoot]

It's almost 2:30 am, I can't sleep. I'm going to get some flapjacks. Who wants to come?

Count me in!

[SRock]

It's almost 2:30 am, I can't sleep. I'm going to get some flapjacks. Who wants to come?

Man, that sounds so good! There is absolutely NO PLACE to do this where I live.

[blackfoot]

Man, that sounds so good! There is absolutely NO PLACE to do this where I live.

What is standard breakfast fare over there?

[SRock]

What is standard breakfast fare over there?

For the most part there isn't much distinction between breakfast and other meals. Rice, fish, vegetables (sometimes more fruit) and occasionally some western food items, though no place to go for what American's see as breakfast.

[blackfoot]

For the most part there isn't much distinction between breakfast and other meals. Rice, fish, vegetables (sometimes more fruit) and occasionally some western food items, though no place to go for what American's see as breakfast.

I sure would miss bacon. :w00t: How does one live without bacon?

[SRock]

I sure would miss bacon. :w00t: How does one live without bacon?

Oh I never said we live without it, just that we can't go to a restaurant to get it. Naturally we can get just about anything we get back in the states at the Commissary or BX on base.

[BullGoose]

I love waffles.



Really? Me too

[blackfoot]

Oh I never said we live without it, just that we can't go to a restaurant to get it. Naturally we can get just about anything we get back in the states at the Commissary or BX on base.

As along as military funding provides the necessities for our brave men and women, like bacon, popcorn, and dark chocolate, then my tax dollars are well spent!

[Wishoot]

Really? Me too

Waffles would be okay too. If I can't sleep tonight I'll try waffles.

[rabidpotatochip]

I love the Dutch breakfast buffet personally. Several different kinds of bread, jams, jellies, cheeses, sliced meats, hardboiled eggs... coffee, tea, fresh orange juice and apple juice... It can keep you going the whole day.

[blackfoot]

Waffles would be okay too. If I can't sleep tonight I'll try waffles.

You should get them in Belgium. They are a dessert over there, not a mutilated pancake like we have.

[GardenWeasel]

oh great! Already had breakfast - and now I want WAFFLES!!

[Wishoot]

You should get them in Belgium. They are a dessert over there, not a mutilated pancake like we have.

A gallon of syrup and a half pound of butter should take care of that.

[blackfoot]

Crepes, that is possibly my favorite.

[RocketMan]

Yeeesh you guyz. I am contemplating a responsible breakfast of oatmeal :frown: and you are throwing out bacon and waffles and syrup and YUM!!!

Damn my doctor!

[rabidpotatochip]

Yeeesh you guyz. I am contemplating a responsible breakfast of oatmeal :frown: and you are throwing out bacon and waffles and syrup and YUM!!!

Damn my doctor!

Add brown sugar and cinnamon to your oatmeal.

[richmondesi]

Chip, I have to ask... Do you own Limecat? I love the demotivational posters, and I was just curious if you owned him or just found that pic on the net.

[Wishoot]

Yeeesh you guyz. I am contemplating a responsible breakfast of oatmeal :frown: and you are throwing out bacon and waffles and syrup and YUM!!!

Damn my doctor!

OATMEAL? Blah. Give me bacon, sausage and fried stuff...

[richmondesi]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? :tongue:

[Gruder]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? :tongue:

Three.

[RocketMan]

Ok, here it is. I was really reallly realllly reallllly close to goin fer an old fashioned heart cloggin fry up. But, I just finished slurpin down some nice yummy oatmeal!! Yeah!!

Actually, I really like old fashioned large flake, cook for frickin ever, oatmeal. Like the rabid one suggests, cinnamon and brown sugar do wonders. I usually cut up an apple into it for cookin plus add some no sugar applesauce, some fresh ground flax and stir. Then, a dollop of yoghurt, a sprinklin of brown sugar and a grind or two of cinnamon. YUM!!! It is actually pretty damn good. Plus I can argue lo fat, omega 3s, high fiber, and the ever unproven health benefits of cinnamon!

Not so bad. :thumbup1:

[richmondesi]

Ok, here it is. I was really reallly realllly reallllly close to goin fer an old fashioned heart cloggin fry up. But, I just finished slurpin down some nice yummy oatmeal!! Yeah!!

Actually, I really like old fashioned large flake, cook for frickin ever, oatmeal. Like the rabid one suggests, cinnamon and brown sugar do wonders. I usually cut up an apple into it for cookin plus add some no sugar applesauce, some fresh ground flax and stir. Then, a dollop of yoghurt, a sprinklin of brown sugar and a grind or two of cinnamon. YUM!!! It is actually pretty damn good. Plus I can argue lo fat, omega 3s, high fiber, and the ever unproven health benefits of cinnamon!

Not so bad. :thumbup1:

I use the Brummel and Brown yogurt butter (I think that's what it's called)... makes the oatmeal pretty good. My problem is that I just get get too hungry right after eating for me to eat oatmeal much even though I love the taste

[rabidpotatochip]

Chip, I have to ask... Do you own Limecat? I love the demotivational posters, and I was just curious if you owned him or just found that pic on the net.

It's just a pic I took off the net. The closest I've come to dressing my cats up was to stick one in a Christmas sweater just for giggles... poor thing looked like he was going to die from embarrassment so I left it alone after that. :lol:

[rabidpotatochip]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? :tongue:


Three.

Well, that was enlightening.

[richmondesi]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? :tongue:


Three.


Well, that was enlightening.

You're both wrong:wink:

[rabidpotatochip]

You're both wrong:wink:

Fine... I'll whip out a serious answer.


While it makes for a great tongue-twister, the sad answer is: probably none. Woodchucks aren't particularly tree-oriented, and while they can climb to find food, they prefer being on the ground. More commonly (and accurately) known as groundhogs, these animals are closely related to squirrels, marmots, and prairie dogs, with which they share an affinity for burrowing. And actually, a burrowing woodchuck can chuck dirt, in the form of tunnels that can reach five feet deep and as much as 35 feet in length.

So, based on that number, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas calculated that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he could chuck as much as 700 pounds of the stuff.

[richmondesi]

Fine... I'll whip out a serious answer.

Wrong again :lol:

Let me know when you want the answer

[rabidpotatochip]

Wrong again :lol:

Let me know when you want the answer

Well it's clearly as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Based on my previous quote, we can assume that to be 700lb. :tongue:

[richmondesi]

Well it's clearly as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Based on my previous quote, we can assume that to be 700lb. :tongue:

Very nice :biggrin:

[richmondesi]

Who is interested in the Masters?

[Gruder]

Who is interested in the Masters?

I am!

http://www.networkmarketingjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/he-man-and-the-masters-of-universe.jpg

(I'll get more interested in the golf one toward the end.)

[burnwood]

I have the power!!

[richmondesi]

I have the power!!

Sure YMMV :lol:

[richmondesi]

I am very interested. As bad as I hate to admit it, I would rather Tiger be a little closer to the lead going into the last day.

[richmondesi]

It's just a pic I took off the net. The closest I've come to dressing my cats up was to stick one in a Christmas sweater just for giggles... poor thing looked like he was going to die from embarrassment so I left it alone after that. :lol:

I thought it was, but I didn't know if you owned the famous limecat... I had an American Bulldog that I put a sweater on once. When the cuts finally healed up the next week, I vowed never to do that again :blush:

[Barber Of Civil]

+fore!

[Gruder]

I'm not an avid golf watcher, though I did find myself rooting for the guy with the cool first name on day one. My wife and I may watch tomorrow as the end draws nigh. Unless there's a Reds game on!

[richmondesi]

I'm not an avid golf watcher, though I did find myself rooting for the guy with the cool first name on day one. My wife and I may watch tomorrow as the end draws nigh. Unless there's a Reds game on!

This early in the season, I just check the scores and go back to the Masters. I love baseball, but it will be going til October

[richmondesi]

:biggrin::thumbup1:

[richmondesi]

Cool dog... I miss mine:crying:

[SRock]

Cool dog... I miss mine:crying:

Beautiful dog indeed!

[richmondesi]

Beautiful dog indeed!

They make great pets too. Great with protection and family. BUT proper socialization is critical or you can have a deadly weapon there with a hair trigger

[SRock]

They make great pets too. Great with protection and family. BUT proper socialization is critical or you can have a deadly weapon there with a hair trigger

Very true statement. They are allot like our children, they learn what they live.

[nrek619]

my Chihuahua is a great guard dog....... WATCH YOUR ANKLES!!!!