The Anything Thread

[Dubbya]

You guys must not have been to the Southern US :wink:

All my life. We know how to grow 'em down here for sure. Ten minutes in Atlanta, Columbia, Charleston, Savanna, Mobile, Dallas, Nashville, etc. and my neck hurts from all the double takes.

[richmondesi]

All my life. We know how to grow 'em down here for sure. Ten minutes in Atlanta, Columbia, Charleston, Savanna, Mobile, Dallas, Nashville, etc. and my neck hurts from all the double takes.

The best part is that many of the really hot ones are also really cool, and they have that "Southern Bell" way of taking care of a man :thumbup1:

[Henrique]

The best part is that many of the really hot ones are also really cool, and they have that "Southern Bell" way of taking care of a man :thumbup1:

That sound promising!

[sol92258]

All my life. We know how to grow 'em down here for sure. Ten minutes in Atlanta, Columbia, Charleston, Savanna, Mobile, Dallas, Nashville, etc. and my neck hurts from all the double takes.
yep, I'll vouch for Dallas/Ft Worth/surrounding area, Austin, NE Texas, Mobile area, Pensacola area....there's even surprisingly great eye candy in some areas of Arkansas (hint: check for the Wal-Marts that sell "teethbrushes" as opposed to "toothbrushes"...)

[rabidpotatochip]

:confused: I'm not sure what that is supposed to mean, but Dallas has some AMAZING women. As does many (and I mean MANY) other Texas towns, and other southern states.

It means I had really bad luck in the airport. :lol:

[Dubbya]

It means I had really bad luck in the airport. :lol:

You did and I apologize on behalf of souther lady QC. We try to keep it hot for visitors, but sometimes we drop the ball. We are human, remember.:biggrin:

[rabidpotatochip]

Someday I'll make it to Texas. And when I do, I expect a Texas-sized steak and an Australian-sized beer. :biggrin:

[richmondesi]

Someday I'll make it to Texas. And when I do, I expect a Texas-sized steak and an Australian-sized beer. :biggrin:

Come hang out with me, and you'll get your wish... PROMISE:wink:

And BTW, a lot of the people in Airports are visiting or on lay-overs...

[sol92258]

Come hang out with me, and you'll get your wish... PROMISE:wink:

And BTW, a lot of the people in Airports are visiting or on lay-overs...
also remember, the number of people, on average, at DFW outnumber the number of people in my town....
(I know, useless information, but hey, I am upping my post count....)

[GardenWeasel]

+1 and gee, will I ever make 5000+?

[blackfoot]

One thing about girls from the south, I love their accent! That makes the sexy meter jumps the charts for me. I have no idea why, but it does it for me. :001_rolle

[sol92258]

+1 and gee, will I ever make 5000+?
it's possible, but first you'll have to find a way to up your post count, seems like there's a suggestion list somewhere around here about that...

[sol92258]

One thing about girls from the south, I love their accent! That makes the sexy meter jumps the charts for me. I have no idea why, but it does it for me. :001_rolle
oh heck yeah :thumbup1:

[richmondesi]

One thing about girls from the south, I love their accent! That makes the sexy meter jumps the charts for me. I have no idea why, but it does it for me. :001_rolle

Because it tells you straight out that they are Southern and you can refer to my previous post concerning how they treat men:biggrin:

[rabidpotatochip]

Come hang out with me, and you'll get your wish... PROMISE:wink:

And BTW, a lot of the people in Airports are visiting or on lay-overs...

I'll see what I can come up with then. :biggrin:

This summer I'm at the other end of your country, but I might be able to sneak something in between.


One thing about girls from the south, I love their accent! That makes the sexy meter jumps the charts for me. I have no idea why, but it does it for me. :001_rolle

Apparently the Canadian accent is sexy in Australia. :cool:

[Moose]

Someday I'll make it to Texas. And when I do, I expect a Texas-sized steak and an Australian-sized beer. :biggrin:

A steak? I'll throw a brisket in the pit.

Oh, and +1 on the Texas women. :w00t::ihih::drool:

[richmondesi]

I'll see what I can come up with then. :biggrin:

This summer I'm at the other end of your country, but I might be able to sneak something in between.



Apparently the Canadian accent is sexy in Australia. :cool:

It isn't the accent. It is the ever so seductive "eh" :lol:

[GardenWeasel]

it's possible, but first you'll have to find a way to up your post count, seems like there's a suggestion list somewhere around here about that...

Let me search too - if it's here, I'll find it :w00t:

[Moose]

It isn't the accent. It is the ever so seductive "eh" :lol:

Yeah, what's that all aboot? :lol:

[richmondesi]

Dogs rule the college basketball world! So sorry we had to take down your Tigers last week Ray :biggrin:


http://www.logoserver.com/college/UConnHuskies5.GIF


I think the Spartans will take 'em down to be honest

Don't call it an upset... :tongue:

EDIT: I posted this with 5 minutes to go... I started to sweat it for a minute :tongue:

[Dubbya]

Someday I'll make it to Texas. And when I do, I expect a Texas-sized steak and an Australian-sized beer. :biggrin:

How about an British sized beer?
http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/yard_of_beer.jpg

[Moose]

How about an British sized beer?
http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/yard_of_beer.jpg

Careful, you could put someone's eye out with that thing!

[rabidpotatochip]

Careful, you could put someone's eye out with that thing!

Yeah, I get that a lot.

[richmondesi]

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Well if you'd stop carrying your lollipop sticks around when your done with it, people wouldn't say that

[rabidpotatochip]

Well if you'd stop carrying your lollipop sticks around when your done with it, people wouldn't say that

I'm trying to plant them and I can't do that till the ground thaws. :rolleyes:

[Joshua Da Silva]

I'm trying to plant them and I can't do that till the ground thaws. :rolleyes:

ahahaha. oh dear. What a mental image

[Ramaniac]

I think the best women come out of the fresh mountain air of Colorado. Of course I had to bring home to Missouri.

[richmondesi]

I think the best women come out of the fresh mountain air of Colorado. Of course I had to bring home to Missouri.

OK, just stop right there. It is obvious that you're talking about your wife. We have no way of knowing that she isn't standing over your shoulder.:sosp:

And considering that I have spent a lot of time in Colorado, I believe that your opinion must be skewed by not spending enough time in the South :tongue:

[blackfoot]

OK, just stop right there. It is obvious that you're talking about your wife. We have no way of knowing that she isn't standing over your shoulder.:sosp:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[profsaffel]

I haven't been on in a while, but yesterday my wife, son, sister-n-law and brother-n-law went to Canton, TX for Trade Days. I picked up a straight (my first, a Hilger & sons 81, and I have no idea what that means), and a '76 Gillette 3-piece w/plastic handle.

Oh, and today is my 111th birthday!!! Oh, wait. That was Bilbo Baggins. I'm only 31. :rolleyes:

[Gruder]

I haven't been on in a while, but yesterday my wife, son, sister-n-law and brother-n-law went to Canton, TX for Trade Days. I picked up a straight (my first, a Hilger & sons 81, and I have no idea what that means), and a '76 Gillette 3-piece w/plastic handle.

Oh, and today is my 111th birthday!!! Oh, wait. That was Bilbo Baggins. I'm only 31. :rolleyes:

Happy birthday, Doug! You've been missed around here. Congrats on the scores yesterday. I'm getting flea market fever, as well, now that spring is upon us.

Happy news -- NC's win last night clinched victory in the office pool for my wife. (We're not so much going to talk about my bracket...:frown:)

[richmondesi]

Happy birthday, Doug! You've been missed around here. Congrats on the scores yesterday. I'm getting flea market fever, as well, now that spring is upon us.

Happy news -- NC's win last night clinched victory in the office pool for my wife. (We're not so much going to talk about my bracket...:frown:)

I don't think I could live with my wife if she beat me in a NCAA tourney bracket :tongue:

[Gruder]

I don't think I could live with my wife if she beat me in a NCAA tourney bracket :tongue:

Fortunately, she and I weren't competing int he pool she won. She and I are actually tied (with no more points possible for either of us) in the only pool we entered together. I'm just fine with that outcome! :smile:

[richmondesi]

Fortunately, she and I weren't competing int he pool she won. She and I are actually tied (with no more points possible for either of us) in the only pool we entered together. I'm just fine with that outcome! :smile:

Tie = Fine; Loss = Divorce:tongue:

[Duckster]

Don't call it an upset... :tongue:

EDIT: I posted this with 5 minutes to go... I started to sweat it for a minute :tongue:

Oh well... can't win 'em all.

I'll be rooting for the Spartans tomorrow (really I'll be rooting against the Tar Heels).

[richmondesi]

Oh well... can't win 'em all.

I'll be rooting for the Spartans tomorrow (really I'll be rooting against the Tar Heels).

Me too :wink:

[Ramaniac]

OK, just stop right there. It is obvious that you're talking about your wife. We have no way of knowing that she isn't standing over your shoulder.:sosp:

And considering that I have spent a lot of time in Colorado, I believe that your opinion must be skewed by not spending enough time in the South :tongue:

I frequently tell people, that except for the National Park, Colorado is a desert. Sandra, my wife, had a front yard made of basically sand, and grew cati and Yucca. When she came to Missouri, she attended Southwest Baptist and could not get over how green Missouri was. She had no problem leaving behind the 'splendor' of CO.

She was not standing behind me. She was sitting behind me.:biggrin:

[Ramaniac]

Technically she was born in Las Vegas.

[Ramaniac]

Then she moved to Montana

[Ramaniac]

Then to California

[Ramaniac]

Then she moved to New Mexico. Her Grandfather owned Brown Construction and built Trinity where the first A-Bomb was exploded.

[Ramaniac]

Then she moved to Colorado.

Now that, my friends, is how you up your post count.

All true.

[richmondesi]

Technically she was born in Las Vegas.


Then she moved to Montana


Then to California


Then she moved to New Mexico. Her Grandfather owned Brown Construction and built Trinity where the first A-Bomb was exploded.


Then she moved to Colorado.

Now that, my friends, is how you up your post count.

All true.

:lol::lol::lol: Yes it is

[Dubbya]

Technically she was born in Las Vegas.


Then she moved to Montana


Then to California


Then she moved to New Mexico. Her Grandfather owned Brown Construction and built Trinity where the first A-Bomb was exploded.


Then she moved to Colorado.

Now that, my friends, is how you up your post count.

All true.

Bravo sir.

Way to post dope.:lol:

[GardenWeasel]

Too confusing.

[GardenWeasel]

did you say she was born in Las Vegas?

[GardenWeasel]

THEN moved to Montana?

[GardenWeasel]

...and that was before moving to uh, California?

[GardenWeasel]

Something about living in New Mexico after California?

[richmondesi]

STOP IT :lol:

[GardenWeasel]

FINALLY finding the map leading to Colorado?

[GardenWeasel]

Technically?

[richmondesi]

FINALLY finding the map leading to Colorado?

I messed up your flow :tongue:

[GardenWeasel]

Darn! don't make me start over!!

[blackfoot]

Too confusing.


did you say she was born in Las Vegas?


THEN moved to Montana?


...and that was before moving to uh, California?


Something about living in New Mexico after California?


FINALLY finding the map leading to Colorado?


Technically?


Darn! don't make me start over!!

I am in the presence of genius. The first post was absolutely brilliant. But, to turn it to your own evil ways...:ouch1::ouch1::ouch1:

[GardenWeasel]

LOL! And that was your 777th post! Brilliant!!

[blackfoot]

LOL! And that was your 777th post! Brilliant!!

I failed to notice. :w00t:

[blackfoot]

I am not kidding here. I have worms coming into my house.

[richmondesi]

I am not kidding here. I have worms coming into my house.

:lol::lol: Hands down, funniest post I've read on B&B to date!!!:lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

I am serious, the back door started letting rain in today from underneath. A lot of water. My wife just yelled out of disgust, as close to yelling she gets. When I asked what was wrong, she said, "There is a worm coming into the house!" Well, instead of helping rectify the situation, I knew that needed posting! :w00t:

[richmondesi]

I am serious, the back door started letting rain in today from underneath. A lot of water. My wife just yelled out of disgust, as close to yelling she gets. When I asked what was wrong, she said, "There is a worm coming into the house!" Well, instead of helping rectify the situation, I knew that needed posting! :w00t:

Too RIGHT:lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

Too RIGHT:lol::lol:

You have to keep your priorities straight.

[Gruder]

I am not kidding here. I have worms coming into my house.


:lol::lol: Hands down, funniest post I've read on B&B to date!!!:lol::lol::lol:

And an entirely fitting 9000th post for TAT!

My suggestion: A pet Robin.

[blackfoot]

And an entirely fitting 9000th post for TAT!

My suggestion: A pet Robin.

I did not even notice, but that should make up for the lack of flair.

Robin: I wonder how well my cat would take that. More importantly, how well will the robin take my cat?

[SRock]

My suggestion: A pet Robin.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[richmondesi]

My kids are smarter than all of the children of all other B&Bers...

I can see myself getting a lot of additional posts defending this:tongue:

[richmondesi]

Oh yeah, and they are extremely good looking... Sucks for you guys:biggrin:

[SRock]

My kids are smarter than all of the children of all other B&Bers...

I can see myself getting a lot of additional posts defending this:tongue:

That's ok, not every kid can be a geek. Just Kidding! :lol::lol:

Seriously though my 9 year old will whip your teenagers behind, if they are lucky she'll only get them in an arm bar or a guillotine.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I love this place. To tell the truth I hope all of our kids are geniuses!

After all they are our future!

[blackfoot]

My kids are smarter than all of the children of all other B&Bers...

I can see myself getting a lot of additional posts defending this:tongue:

As much as I would love to help and attack you, I have no kids. Therefore, I will up my post count by simply pointing out your post had no effect on me.

[richmondesi]

That's ok, not every kid can be a geek. Just Kidding! :lol::lol:

Seriously though my 9 year old will whip your teenagers behind, if they are lucky she'll only get them in an arm bar or a guillotine.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I love this place. To tell the truth I hope all of our kids our kids are geniuses!

After all they are our future!

Not geeks. More like extremely intelligent child models with great personalities :lol:

BTW my daughter is 5 and she kicks her 7 yr old boy cousin's but all day long. My son is 15 months, and he is already catching a baseball and throwing... Since my wife is 5' exactly, I am planning on him being a Dustin Pedroia type :biggrin:

[richmondesi]

As much as I would love to help and attack you, I have no kids. Therefore, I will up my post count by simply pointing out your post had no effect on me.

Well, you can rest assured that when you do have kids, mine will be smarter and better looking than them :lol:

[SRock]

Not geeks. More like extremely intelligent child models with great personalities :lol:

BTW my daughter is 5 and she kicks her 7 yr old boy cousin's but all day long. My son is 15 months, and he is already catching a baseball and throwing... Since my wife is 5' exactly, I am planning on him being a Dustin Pedroia type :biggrin:

That's totally awesome. I'll simply bow out and we'll agree that your kids are great!

SlagleRock's kids are actually the greatest!

[blackfoot]

Well, you can rest assured that when you do have kids, mine will be smarter and better looking than them :lol:

It's on now! :w00t:

[richmondesi]

That's totally awesome. I'll simply bow out and we'll agree that your kids are great!

SlagleRock's kids are actually the greatest!

:lol::lol::lol:

Yeah from 11pm to 5 pm when you're dreaming :wink:

[richmondesi]

It's on now! :w00t:

"Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag" :lol:

[blackfoot]

My unused seed can kick your five year old's butt right now! :a11:

[richmondesi]

My unused seed can kick your five year old's butt right now! :a11:

I'm having a hard time responding to that... :lol:

[Moose]

Then she moved to Montana

Which part? Eastern Montana looks a lot like CO or west Texas.

[Dubbya]

My kids are smarter than all of the children of all other B&Bers...

I can see myself getting a lot of additional posts defending this:tongue:

I don't have kids yet. That makes this statement true...:tongue:


For now.:lol:

[blackfoot]

I'm having a hard time responding to that... :lol:

Touche'!

[rabidpotatochip]

I'm having a hard time responding to that... :lol:

I had a hard time reading that... :lol:

[bluepunk18]

Robin:

http://www.thebatsite.co.uk/images/burt_ward_as_robin_01.jpg

[blackfoot]

Robin:

http://www.thebatsite.co.uk/images/burt_ward_as_robin_01.jpg

My cat would tear him up!

[Dubbya]

I am not kidding here. I have worms coming into my house.

Well scoop them up and go fishing. :biggrin:

Then you'll have fish cooking in your house.

[bluepunk18]

http://www.geocities.com/fang_club/Sir_robin_part_3_pic.jpg
Perhaps Brave Sir Robin, and his minstrels?:lol:

[rabidpotatochip]

My cat would tear him up!

Holy shit, Batman!

[Henrique]

Oh yeah, and they are extremely good looking... Sucks for you guys:biggrin:

I see. They inherited the looks from the mother's side, then? :biggrin:

[Dubbya]

I see. They inherited the looks from the mother's side, then? :biggrin:

Clearly. I mean, he's a blue gorilla who smokes a pipe.:wink:

[Gruder]

Posts 9011 and 9012: You put the lime(cat) in the coconut...

[blackfoot]

http://www.geocities.com/fang_club/Sir_robin_part_3_pic.jpg
Perhaps Brave Sir Robin, and his minstrels?:lol:

Bravely, Brave Sir Robin tucked his tail and fled. My armor is rusting.

[richmondesi]

I had a hard time reading that... :lol:

I did too. It made me a bit uncomfortable:lol:.

[rabidpotatochip]

I did too. It made me a bit uncomfortable:lol:.

Even indirect discussion of that post makes me feel uncomfortable. It feels sort of like sitting on a wet patio chair without realizing it. And not one of those soft, plastic ones... I'm talking the ones with a fabric cover that soaks up its weight in water and when you sit on it you get that nasty squishing sound... that's the kind of uncomfortable I'm experiencing. :lol:

[richmondesi]

Even indirect discussion of that post makes me feel uncomfortable. It feels sort of like sitting on a wet patio chair without realizing it. And not one of those soft, plastic ones... I'm talking the ones with a fabric cover that soaks up its weight in water and when you sit on it you get that nasty squishing sound... that's the kind of uncomfortable I'm experiencing. :lol:

:lol::lol: That's a nasty feeling. Especially if it's a lounge chair... Head to toe nastiness.

Imagine how I feel... He was talking about my girl :eek:

[sol92258]

Oh well... can't win 'em all.

I'll be rooting for the Spartans tomorrow (really I'll be rooting against the Tar Heels).
Me too :wink:

:prrr:


I am not kidding here. I have worms coming into my house.
:eek:

I am serious, the back door started letting rain in today from underneath. A lot of water. My wife just yelled out of disgust, as close to yelling she gets. When I asked what was wrong, she said, "There is a worm coming into the house!" Well, instead of helping rectify the situation, I knew that needed posting! :w00t:

that so belongs in the B&B-neck thread (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=62896)....

[blackfoot]

Wow, I am feeling uncomfortable now!

[dwestenk]

Wow, I am feeling uncomfortable now!

I'm just confused...

[blackfoot]

:lol::lol: That's a nasty feeling. Especially if it's a lounge chair... Head to toe nastiness.

Imagine how I feel... He was talking about my girl :eek:

In all fairness, you are the one to put your little girl into the line of fire. Some father you are!

[richmondesi]

In all fairness, you are the one to put your little girl into the line of fire. Some father you are!

DUDE!!!!... that's just wrong. :eek:

[rabidpotatochip]

:lol::lol: That's a nasty feeling. Especially if it's a lounge chair... Head to toe nastiness.

Imagine how I feel... He was talking about my girl :eek:

Well, he was technically talking about his unborn children... buuut I think his post falls under the "how NOT to up your post count" thread. :lol:

[richmondesi]

I'm just confused...

Don't worry about it... Blackfoot is digging himself a hole. It'll be over before you know it:biggrin:

[blackfoot]

Don't worry about it... Blackfoot is digging himself a hole. It'll be over before you know it:biggrin:

I may have jumped off another cliff, huh?

[richmondesi]

Well, he was technically talking about his unborn children... buuut I think his post falls under the "how NOT to up your post count" thread. :lol:

He was talking about a situation where his unborn children and my daughter would be... never mind

You're right though. Maybe we could start a "how NOT to up your post count" thread with examples such as this :biggrin:

[rabidpotatochip]

I may have jumped off another cliff, huh?

Never try to leap a chasm in two bounds. :wink:

[Dubbya]

Bacon is horrible tasting and comes from alien butts!!!!!


Sorry. I don't like to lie, but this had to be redirected somehow.

[richmondesi]

Bacon is horrible tasting and comes from alien butts!!!!!


Sorry. I don't like to lie, but this had to be redirected somehow.

:lol::lol::lol: I think the pc term is immigrant nowadays

[frank85]

+1:biggrin:

[Dubbya]

:lol::lol::lol: I think the pc term is immigrant nowadays

Sorry. Terrestrial birth challenged.:lol:

[richmondesi]

Bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good

[blackfoot]

Bacon is horrible tasting and comes from alien butts!!!!!


Sorry. I don't like to lie, but this had to be redirected somehow.

Thank God for diversionary posts!

[Dubbya]

Thank God for diversionary posts!

You so owe me now.:biggrin:

[blackfoot]

You so owe me now.:biggrin:

I am indebted to you good sir.

[richmondesi]

I am indebted to you good sir.

I left some easy points out there to be picked up... you guys suck at this game :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

I left some easy points out there to be picked up... you guys suck at this game :biggrin:

Sorry. You eat alien butts? :eek: Can you get these at your local butcher?

[richmondesi]

Sorry. You eat alien butts? :eek: Can you get these at your local butcher?


Bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good

NOOO :mad: Movie quote follow up... Sheesh:rolleyes:

[blackfoot]

NOOO :mad: Movie quote follow up... Sheesh:rolleyes:

Obviously I am spent after my last struggle.

[rabidpotatochip]

In attempting to find the movie to which this chain of posts was referring, I instead found a rather amusing article... Robot Identifies Human Flesh as Bacon (http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie.html).

Easily the funniest comment there was "The real question is this: Can the robot recommend what wine compliments human flesh?"

[richmondesi]

In attempting to find the movie to which this chain of posts was referring, I instead found a rather amusing article... Robot Identifies Human Flesh as Bacon (http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie.html).

Easily the funniest comment there was "The real question is this: Can the robot recommend what wine compliments human flesh?"

Jules Winnfield: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincent Vega: Yeah but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.

Jules Winnfield: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother-fu**ers. Pigs sleep and root in sh**. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eating nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard his own feces.

Vincent Vega: How 'bout a dog? Dog eats his own feces.

Jules Winnfield: I don't eat dog either.

Vincent Vega: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules Winnfield: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they definitely dirty. But, dog's got personality; personality goes a long way.

Vincent Vega: Ahh, so by that rational, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules Winnfield: Well, we'd have to be talking one charming mother-fu**ing pig

[richmondesi]

In attempting to find the movie to which this chain of posts was referring, I instead found a rather amusing article... Robot Identifies Human Flesh as Bacon (http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie.html).

Easily the funniest comment there was "The real question is this: Can the robot recommend what wine compliments human flesh?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WudBfRa0ETw

This is just part of the best Twilight Zone Ever :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

I have discovered another method to up your post count. Post in the wrong thread and then correct it.

[richmondesi]

I have discovered another method to up your post count. Post in the wrong thread and then correct it.

Been there. Done that.

[Ramaniac]

...and that was before moving to uh, California?

Her Dad had a hard time keeping a job. Then he divorced his wife and left her in CO then he moved out to NM. He has not moved since. He was not in the armyeither. Stays in the various states were ususally brief, just a few months.

Yes, my wife was born in Las Vegas Nevada. Which probably has something to do with the way she dances. Seductive. 5 kids. You get the picture.

[richmondesi]

Her Dad had a hard time keeping a job. Then he divorced his wife and left her in CO then he moved out to NM. He has not moved since. He was not in the armyeither. Stays in the various states were ususally brief, just a few months.

Yes, my wife was born in Las Vegas Nevada. Which probably has something to do with the way she dances. Seductive. 5 kids. You get the picture.

Superhero kids too right:tongue_sm

Mine are still better :biggrin: And here we go again!

[masonjarjar]

Post whatever crazy idea for a soap scent enters your mind.

roast beef & potatos (ahhh, comfort food shaving)

new car smell (you can dream on your way to work in your '95 Taurus)

cinder block (because, nothing else is manly enough for you)

gun powder (get that just-fired-my-gun feeling any time!)

[richmondesi]

Post whatever crazy idea for a soap scent enters your mind.

roast beef & potatos (ahhh, comfort food shaving)

new car smell (you can dream on your way to work in your '95 Taurus)

cinder block (because, nothing else is manly enough for you)

gun powder (get that just-fired-my-gun feeling any time!)

baby poo (for those with the empty nest blues)

[Dubbya]

In attempting to find the movie to which this chain of posts was referring, I instead found a rather amusing article... Robot Identifies Human Flesh as Bacon (http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie.html).

Easily the funniest comment there was "The real question is this: Can the robot recommend what wine compliments human flesh?"

That actually makes sense. Hams are often used as analogs for human flesh in testing. Not joking.

[GardenWeasel]

My kids are smarter than all of the children of all other B&Bers...

<clip>

You have goats and are comparing them to children of B&Bers? :rolleyes:

[richmondesi]

You have goats and are comparing them to children of B&Bers? :rolleyes:

:001_huh: Where did the goats come from?

[rabidpotatochip]

That actually makes sense. Hams are often used as analogs for human flesh in testing. Not joking.

I know, it was very interesting to have it confirmed by an independent robot.

[blackfoot]

:001_huh: Where did the goats come from?

I don't know, but I am happy to finally have back up in this battle.

[richmondesi]

I know, it was very interesting to have it confirmed by an independent robot.

In some medical devices, they use porcine models in testing. I have a cool video of that, but I can't get it to load on here. :frown:

[richmondesi]

I don't know, but I am happy to finally have back up in this battle.

You need it :lol:

[blackfoot]

You need it :lol:

Last round I shut you down, yet still lost points. :001_huh:

[GardenWeasel]

:001_huh: Where did the goats come from?

from wikipedia (and as known by every country boy!)

Female goats are referred to as does or nannies, intact males as bucks or billies; their offspring are kids

[blackfoot]

from wikipedia (and as known by every country boy!)

Female goats are referred to as does or nannies, intact males as bucks or billies; their offspring are kids

Jeez, it took me a few to get that one. I think i need a drink. :biggrin:

[GardenWeasel]

Jeez, it took me a few to get that one. I think i need a drink. :biggrin:

harrumph! just getting to a drink!? :bored: :w00t:

[blackfoot]

harrumph! just getting to a drink!? :bored: :w00t:

How far behind am I? I work third shift. It is my night off, but it is early for me yet.

[GardenWeasel]

How far behind am I? I work third shift. It is my night off, but it is early for me yet.

start with a shooter of something, then another - then mellow into something tasty. ok, u r there.:cool:

[richmondesi]

from wikipedia (and as known by every country boy!)

Female goats are referred to as does or nannies, intact males as bucks or billies; their offspring are kids

We don't really do goats around here like you boys in SC :wink:

[sol92258]

y'all still tryin' to up your post count?

[richmondesi]

harrumph! just getting to a drink!? :bored: :w00t:

Hey, I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy :mad:

[sol92258]

y'all still tryin' to up your post count?
how's that workin' for ya'?

[richmondesi]

y'all still tryin' to up your post count?

No, why do you ask?

[sol92258]

y'all still tryin' to up your post count?

how's that workin' for ya'?

cuz y'all sure are postin' a lot in here

[sol92258]

y'all still tryin' to up your post count?

how's that workin' for ya'?
No, why do you ask?

cuz y'all sure are postin' a lot in here




I wish I had y'all's' post count upping skills

[richmondesi]

cuz y'all sure are postin' a lot in here

what are you trying to say? :rolleyes:

[sol92258]

y'all still tryin' to up your post count?

how's that workin' for ya'?
No, why do you ask?

cuz y'all sure are postin' a lot in here
I wish I had y'all's' post count upping skills





that would be pretty darn cool

[richmondesi]

I wish I had y'all's' post count upping skills

Jim, I can't speak for everybody, but I have been learning a lot of my post count upping skills from you buddy :w00t:

[sol92258]

y'all still tryin' to up your post count?

how's that workin' for ya'?
No, why do you ask?

cuz y'all sure are postin' a lot in here
I wish I had y'all's' post count upping skills
that would be pretty darn cool

what are you trying to say? :rolleyes:




ummm, I'm not sure

[rabidpotatochip]

from wikipedia (and as known by every country boy!)

Female goats are referred to as does or nannies, intact males as bucks or billies; their offspring are kids

So we have a lot of goat herders on B&B then.

[sol92258]

Jim, I can't speak for everybody, but I have been learning a lot of my post count upping skills from you buddy :w00t:
awww, shucks....I'm fatter, uh, uh, flattered, but all the glory goes to a the Enjoyer of Summer Breezes (which make him feel fine)

[GardenWeasel]

somebody better be giving a nice 'harrumph' pretty soon... or Richmondesi might be getting pretty sore at ya!


HARRUMPH!

[blackfoot]

awww, shucks....I'm fatter, uh, uh, flattered, but all the glory goes to a the Enjoyer of Summer Breezes (which make him feel fine)

:lol::lol:

[rabidpotatochip]

awww, shucks....I'm fatter, uh, uh, flattered, but all the glory goes to a the Enjoyer of Summer Breezes (which make him feel fine)

You flammer me with your indirect, yet cromulent reference.

[blackfoot]

We don't really do goats around here like you boys in SC :wink:

Ya, he's from South Carolina, not North Carolina. Wait, who's side am I on?

[GardenWeasel]

So we have a lot of goat herders on B&B then.

No, but we have some darn good grillin' going on - much to the chagrin of the local goat population...

[rabidpotatochip]

No, but we have some darn good grillin' going on - much to the chagrin of the local goat population...

I've always wanted to try goat, I was worried I'd have to go as far as Argentina to get some.

I figure they make good cheese so they must make good steak.

[Moose]

So we have a lot of goat herders on B&B then.

No goats here, but I've got a mare that's gonna foal any day now. :biggrin:

[sol92258]

You flammer me with your indirect, yet cromulent reference.
:lol::lol::lol:

I've always wanted to try goat, I was worried I'd have to go as far as Argentina to get some.

I figure they make good cheese so they must make good steak.
mmmm, steak...coincidentally, just finished my steak - yes, it was very, very, very....very, very good

[blackfoot]

No, but we have some darn good grillin' going on - much to the chagrin of the local goat population...

Can't say I've ever ate goat before. :001_huh:

[GardenWeasel]

I've always wanted to try goat, I was worried I'd have to go as far as Argentina to get some.

I figure they make good cheese so they must make good steak.

OK - if you insist. (serious but quick response). Goat (cabra) meat is just a bit sweet tasting for me. Fairly easy to find, nice and tender - but just too sweet! YMMV

[blackfoot]

OK - if you insist. (serious but quick response). Goat (cabra) meat is just a bit sweet tasting for me. Fairly easy to find, nice and tender - but just too sweet! YMMV

:001_huh:

[sol92258]

if you're familiar with, and enjoy, http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/, then you oughta go check this (http://gentlemanbeggar.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/one-nut-shy/)out - it's a concept Micah and I developed....actually, the concept, and work, are all Micah's, I just devised the name

[GardenWeasel]

:001_huh:

most restaurants serving "Mexican" food in this area will always have cabra on the menu. Not a manner of 'can it be found', but rather, how do they offer it?

[blackfoot]

most restaurants serving "Mexican" food in this area will always have cabra on the menu. Not a manner of 'can it be found', but rather, how do they offer it?

I am really going to have to read those menus more carefully! :w00t:

[richmondesi]

I've always wanted to try goat, I was worried I'd have to go as far as Argentina to get some.

I figure they make good cheese so they must make good steak.

Actually, goat is really easy to find. You just need to look in ethnic markets. I know Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver are where the majority of it is in Canada. I have heard it is really good, but I've never had any.

[Dubbya]

No, but we have some darn good grillin' going on - much to the chagrin of the local goat population...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Roast goat chops and smoked goat tenderloin.
:drool:

[Dubbya]

Can't say I've ever ate goat before. :001_huh:

Delicious. Just delicious.

[sol92258]

how weird would it be if this thread got wrapped up with the shortest thread/waldo/tat/random title/no title thread?

[GardenWeasel]

Delicious. Just delicious.

My ESP says you are thinking cabrito...:eek:

[Dubbya]

My ESP says you are thinking cabrito...:eek:
Cabrito al Pastor
:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:


Can we get a mop over here?

And some flatware?

And some Chianti? It goes well with goat.

[GardenWeasel]

Cabrito al Pastor
:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:


Can we get a mop over here?

And some flatware?

And some Chianti? It goes well with goat.

Yep - you be Southern!

[sol92258]

http://www.mentalfloss.com/store/product_image.php?imageid=107

[blackfoot]

http://www.mentalfloss.com/store/product_image.php?imageid=107

Too right!

[Dubbya]

Yep - you be Southern!

Thank you very much sir.

[Dubbya]

http://www.mentalfloss.com/store/product_image.php?imageid=107


Too right!

+1 is all I can say to that.

[rabidpotatochip]

Well, it turns out I might actually know a place I can get goat meat in Winnipeg. The only catch is that it comes out of a freezer. :frown:

[rabidpotatochip]

if you're familiar with, and enjoy, http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/, then you oughta go check this (http://gentlemanbeggar.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/one-nut-shy/)out - it's a concept Micah and I developed....actually, the concept, and work, are all Micah's, I just devised the name

Garfield Minus Garfield is great, but sad...

I will consider your offering.

[GardenWeasel]

Well, it turns out I might actually know a place I can get goat meat in Winnipeg. The only catch is that it comes out of a freezer. :frown:

My first thought is: Winnipeg IS a freezer!

[GardenWeasel]

...and as I read that to my wife here in Columbia, her thought was "goat pops"! :lol:

[rabidpotatochip]

My first thought is: Winnipeg IS a freezer!

Right now, yeah... :frown: :lol:


...and as I read that to my wife here in Columbia, her thought was "goat pops"! :lol:

What could possibly go wrong? :lol:

[GardenWeasel]

Right now, yeah... :frown: :lol:



What could possibly go wrong? :lol:

Chewy on the outside, tender on the inside?:w00t:

[GardenWeasel]

wonder if I'm still the Barbicide Barbarian with 500 posts?

[rabidpotatochip]

Chewy on the outside, tender on the inside?:w00t:

I was thinking of Blubber Nuggets, courtesy of Fairly Odd Parents: "They're chewy!"

[GardenWeasel]

OK, how 'bout 501?


and it says wait 3 seconds.... three......seconds ....now!

[rabidpotatochip]

OK, how 'bout 501?


and it says wait 3 seconds.... three......seconds ....now!

"501(c) is a provision of the United States Internal Revenue Code (26 U.S.C. § 501(c)), listing 26 types of non-profit organizations exempt from some federal income taxes. Sections 503 through 505 list the requirements for attaining such exemptions. Many states reference Section 501(c) for definitions of organizations exempt from state taxation as well."

:001_huh:

[GardenWeasel]

Yippee! something new! I am

Proraso Green with Envy

[rabidpotatochip]

Yippee! something new! I am

Proraso Green with Envy

Why is it in blue? :confused:

[GardenWeasel]

Yippee! something new! I am

Proraso Green with Envy

Oops.... I am Proraso Green with Envy

[GardenWeasel]

(much better!)




darn! 10 more seconds...

[rabidpotatochip]

(much better!)




darn! 10 more seconds...

I know how you feel... I'd be at 9k if it wasn't for that filter. :lol:

[GardenWeasel]

"501(c) is a provision of the United States Internal Revenue Code (26 U.S.C. § 501(c)), listing 26 types of non-profit organizations exempt from some federal income taxes. Sections 503 through 505 list the requirements for attaining such exemptions. Many states reference Section 501(c) for definitions of organizations exempt from state taxation as well."

:001_huh:

ain't nothing non-profit about this cable bill...:mad:

[GardenWeasel]

I know how you feel... I'd be at 9k if it wasn't for that filter. :lol:

LOL! truly made me laugh, much to the amusement of the cat in my lap!:lol:

[blackfoot]

"501(c) is a provision of the United States Internal Revenue Code (26 U.S.C. § 501(c)), listing 26 types of non-profit organizations exempt from some federal income taxes. Sections 503 through 505 list the requirements for attaining such exemptions. Many states reference Section 501(c) for definitions of organizations exempt from state taxation as well."

:001_huh:

Disturbing. Serious and he knows more about US law than most Americans. :eek:

[rabidpotatochip]

ain't nothing non-profit about this cable bill...:mad:

That's why I have satellite. I thought to myself, "Chip, how can I get less television when there's a heavy rain, snow or other generally unpleasant meteorological phenomenon that makes me want to stay inside?" Well, there's your answer...

[GardenWeasel]

Disturbing. Serious and he knows more about US law than most Americans. :eek:

remember the key word: nullification

[rabidpotatochip]

LOL! truly made me laugh, much to the amusement of the cat in my lap!:lol:

They hate that. I was playing Golden Eye: Source with one of the cats on my lap and I twitched because someone shot me from around a corner. Yeah, my pants have holes now...


Disturbing. Serious and he knows more about US law than most Americans. :eek:

I'm a quick study. :biggrin:

[GardenWeasel]

It's your responsibility

[GardenWeasel]

...if selected for jury duty.


what did I miss....

[nrek619]

taxes suck......

[GardenWeasel]

They hate that. I was playing Golden Eye: Source with one of the cats on my lap and I twitched because someone shot me from around a corner. Yeah, my pants have holes now...



I'm a quick study. :biggrin:

regardless of what OSHA says - asbestos is your friend!

[blackfoot]

I'm a quick study. :biggrin:

I knew it! You bloody Canadians are planning an invasion. Obviously, the plan is to break down the system from within. :001_huh: Wow, seems to be working. What do you have to do to get Canadian citizenship, aside from leaving the ethernet cable at home. :w00t:

[GardenWeasel]

taxes suck......

you must be in california...

[rabidpotatochip]

I knew it! You bloody Canadians are planning an invasion. Obviously, the plan is to break down the system from within. :001_huh: Wow, seems to be working. What do you have to do to get Canadian citizenship, aside from leaving the ethernet cable at home. :w00t:

You have to marry one. And I'm sorry, but I'm spoken for. :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

You have to marry one. And I'm sorry, but I'm spoken for. :biggrin:

There went my hopes and dreams.

[GardenWeasel]

There went my hopes and dreams.

...And you are NOT from California!!!:lol::lol: (no rudeness intended!)

[SRock]

You have to marry one. And I'm sorry, but I'm spoken for. :biggrin:

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

:lol::lol::lol:

[Dubbya]

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

:lol::lol::lol:

+1

You managed to keep it in?:biggrin:

[RocketMan]

Yep!

Good point!

[Moose]

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

:lol::lol::lol:

No goat-y aftertaste, I hope...

[sol92258]

...

I will consider your offering.
ummmm, okay....:001_huh:

[rabidpotatochip]

ummmm, okay....:001_huh:

:biggrin:

[richmondesi]

Those sites are very interesting.

[richmondesi]

My brother bought a goat one time and named him Bar-B-Q Goat...

He ended up giving him away to a rancher that lived near us. We saw him from time to time, and then nothing:rolleyes:

[sol92258]

I've suggested, and will use should the opportunity ever arise, the name Hoti for a donkey..just think about it, "everyone, say hello to my donkey, Hoti"

[blackfoot]

I've suggested, and will use should the opportunity ever arise, the name Hoti for a donkey..just think about it, "everyone, say hello to my donkey, Hoti"

You are a strange, strange little koala. Then again, you do have a pancake on your head.

[rabidpotatochip]

I've suggested, and will use should the opportunity ever arise, the name Hoti for a donkey..just think about it, "everyone, say hello to my donkey, Hoti"

Reminds me of various names...

I wanted to name one of our cats Five. Failing that, I just call him a script kitty every now and then.

I've also heard of people naming their dogs Deogee (D-O-G). :rolleyes:

[richmondesi]

Reminds me of various names...

I wanted to name one of our cats Five. Failing that, I just call him a script kitty every now and then.

I've also heard of people naming their dogs Deogee (D-O-G). :rolleyes:

Done it (but we named him D.O.G. without bothering with the Deogee):biggrin:

[sol92258]

Reminds me of various names...

I wanted to name one of our cats Five. Failing that, I just call him a script kitty every now and then.

I've also heard of people naming their dogs Deogee (D-O-G). :rolleyes:
Nice cat names....what about 6 and 7, though?
at least you can call the cat by an enhanced method..."Here 5e, 5e, 5e!"
I never had a dog named D.O.G., but I knew someone who did.

[sol92258]

You are a strange, strange little koala. Then again, you do have a pancake on your head.
:tongue:

[Ramaniac]

I ate coon once. It was better than bear wich is sooooo greasy.

[nrek619]

you must be in california...and being a state employee....dumb ass Arnold and his work furloughs....:cursing:

[Moose]

I've suggested, and will use should the opportunity ever arise, the name Hoti for a donkey..just think about it, "everyone, say hello to my donkey, Hoti"

I have a donkey and was going to do just that. In the end I settled for Sancho Panza. It seems to suit him.

[sol92258]

I have a donkey and was going to do just that. In the end I settled for Sancho Panza. It seems to suit him.
well, they say great minds think alike...in your case, you probably don't want word getting out your thoughts were similar to mine, though....

[frank85]

I have a donkey and was going to do just that. In the end I settled for Sancho Panza. It seems to suit him.

Do you sell donkey juice? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[sol92258]

if you're familiar with, and enjoy, http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/, then you oughta go check this (http://gentlemanbeggar.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/one-nut-shy/) out - it's a concept Micah and I developed....actually, the concept, and work, are all Micah's, I just devised the name
okay, let's actually use this one now:

One Nut Shy (http://onenutshy.wordpress.com/)

[sol92258]

Do you sell donkey juice? :lol::lol::lol::lol:
ewwwww!

[masonjarjar]

What pasties should I get?

[blackfoot]

What pasties should I get?

Forget it, I don't even want to know. :001_huh:

[masonjarjar]

yes, but how thickly to you put on pasties?

[sol92258]

What pasties should I get?
whatever floats your boat.....

in retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake...

[RocketMan]

strange group - good!

Back to cat names - my recent kitty was DickHead - when we got him he was so starved he had this ginormous head compared to his body - DickHead

[richmondesi]

whatever floats your boat.....

in retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake...

I have a clip of them reading that story on the radio... hilarious :lol::lol:

[Badgers]

I unintentially did what this thread suggested.

Any comments?

[richmondesi]

okay, let's actually use this one now:

One Nut Shy (http://onenutshy.wordpress.com/)

I had a friend who was playing golf in boxers. While taking a swing, he got twisted up inside... Long story short, that site reminds me of him :lol::lol:

[richmondesi]

I unintentially did what this thread suggested.

Any comments?

There are many suggestions in this thread. Some worth doing, and some not. What specifically are you referring to? I'm sure we can come up with a comment or two:tongue_sm

[Dubbya]

strange group - good!

Back to cat names - my recent kitty was DickHead - when we got him he was so starved he had this ginormous head compared to his body - DickHead

We had a cat named PsychoGroupieCocaineCrazy. There's a System of a Down song that starts out with that line and he would go nuts, running around, climbing, jumping, and the like, when it came on. We figured he liked it, so that was his name.

[SRock]

My brother bought a goat one time and named him Bar-B-Q Goat...

He ended up giving him away to a rancher that lived near us. We saw him from time to time, and then nothing:rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[masonjarjar]

We had a cat named PsychoGroupieCocaineCrazy. There's a System of a Down song that starts out with that line and he would go nuts, running around, climbing, jumping, and the like, when it came on. We figured he liked it, so that was his name.

I forgot about that one. Great name for a cat.

Psycho for short, I'm sure.

[blackfoot]

Come on Chip. I am counting on you here (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=84345).

[rabidpotatochip]

Come on Chip. I am counting on you here (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=84345).

I'll see what I can do. I just finished choking on a caramel and I need a few minutes to recover from the experience. hehe

[blackfoot]

I'll see what I can do. I just finished choking on a caramel and I need a few minutes to recover from the experience. hehe

Good luck with that.

[rabidpotatochip]

Good luck with that.

Thanks. Even though they constantly try to kill me they're just so hard to give up.

[blackfoot]

Thanks. Even though they constantly try to kill me they're just so hard to give up.

Now look what you did. I am craving them now.

[Gruder]

Thanks. Even though they constantly try to kill me they're just so hard to give up.

Caramels: The ninjas of the confectionary world.

[rabidpotatochip]

Now look what you did. I am craving them now.

I stuffed a few in my jacket pocket last night so I could eat them without going overboard when I was craving a snack. I did expect them to last a bit longer than the first hour of the workday though. :blush:


Caramels: The ninjas of the confectionary world.

More like zombies. They just don't stay down. :frown:

[blackfoot]

I stuffed a few in my jacket pocket last night so I could eat them without going overboard when I was craving a snack. I did expect them to last a bit longer than the first hour of the workday though. :blush:



More like zombies. They just don't stay down. :frown:

No wonder you choked on them! One at a time Limecat. One at a time.

[rabidpotatochip]

No wonder you choked on them! One at a time Limecat. One at a time.

Sage advice my friend. :biggrin:

[Moose]

Do you sell donkey juice? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Sure, but I ain't collecting it! :biggrin:

[Ramaniac]

We had a cat that we called Satan. Our dog is Gibbypoop. She eats diapers-dirty ones. If she could talk she would say, "Could I have a nice steak, and rub some poop on it."

This is why dogs are our best friends, but can't talk. 93% of it would be about eating poop, 6% sniffing, 1% sex.

[RocketMan]

we had a cat that we called satan. Our dog is gibbypoop. She eats diapers-dirty ones. If she could talk she would say, "could i have a nice steak, and rub some poop on it."

this is why dogs are our best friends, but can't talk. 93% of it would be about eating poop, 6% sniffing, 1% sex.

+1