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profsaffel
01-09-2009, 04:21 AM
"That makes you Chart-man!"
-Captain Jack Sparrow
My favorite... well, maybe. There are so many good lines.
And I've never seen or heard of anyone using anything other than 'syllabi', whether or not other versions are correct. :001_smile
Now, as far as the convo about mollusks or whatever :confused1, I have NO idea what's going on there.
soapbox
01-09-2009, 04:35 AM
And I've never seen or heard of anyone using anything other than 'syllabi', whether or not other versions are correct. :001_smile
Me too -- I'll allow that "indexes" and "indices" could both be correct (though I prefer the latter -- see also "codexes and "codices"), but I've not heard "syllabuses" except in colloquial conversation.
Though, if students are turning in papers in l33tspeak and OMG TXTSPK, such minutiae are nothing but an intellectual exercise.
sol92258
01-09-2009, 06:20 AM
Me too -- I'll allow that "indexes" and "indices" could both be correct (though I prefer the latter -- see also "codexes and "codices"), but I've not heard "syllabuses" except in colloquial conversation.
Though, if students are turning in papers in l33tspeak and OMG TXTSPK, such minutiae are nothing but an intellectual exercise.
well spake :huh:
Gruder
01-09-2009, 07:57 AM
Though, if students are turning in papers in l33tspeak and OMG TXTSPK, such minutiae are nothing but an intellectual exercise.
Sad but true (more text than l33t, and thankfully only rarely in the formal research papers -- so far). One syllabus completed yesterday. One to go.
Who watched the game last night? Good to see an SEC team win. Plus, it was generally good football -- two excellent teams.
sol92258
01-09-2009, 08:11 AM
Sad but true (more text than l33t, and thankfully only rarely in the formal research papers -- so far). One syllabus completed yesterday. One to go.
Who watched the game last night? Good to see an SEC team win. Plus, it was generally good football -- two excellent teams.
did watch the game, SEC didn't let me down (THIS time anyway...)
good game, THE Heisman player won....:biggrin:
sol92258
01-09-2009, 11:49 AM
We all know that there are some threads out there competing to become the longest threads ever. Let's do our best to make the title of this thread as inaccurate as possible. :biggrin:
I'll start the ball rolling with an inflammatory, random comment:
PI is exactly 3!
Yay PI!!!
Just wanted to ROCK!!!
r80EQUevXQ4
rock it, Jason, rock it
You got my pic messed up with Jim.. I never wear that much eye shadow. :biggrin:
I am gonna run the tape back in the surveillance and see who has been posting while I was talking to the goddess... well fix that.
Fuzzy
oh, fuzzy...that was your mirror....
I like cool lather on a hot day its nice.
sounds nice
Two nights ago, I shaved for the first time in about four days. It was awful. Can you say werewolf? I last shaved yesterday morning, so I'm due for another shave. Today was one of those days. Seems like it was for everyone. Hopefully, tomorrow is better. Today was cold and dreary in Boston. The weather never used to affect me like this. Oh well.
I think I'll wake up a little bit early and pamper myself tomorrow.
Goodnight all. Here's to a better tomorrow.
yay! tomorrow!
Now I've got that song stuck in my head.
at least it's not in mine...
You screwballs went and exceeded my challenge by nearly 50 posts!! Good job!! I see the chocolate subject has come up again. I happen to be a borderline chocoholic, and have spent as much on a single box of chocolates as many people make in a forty hour week. I can say, with no reservations, that the famed italian chocolate maker "Amedei" has the finest chocolate in the world. Google the name and look up location near you where you can get thier fine chocolates.
cuz we rock!
Ya'll might miss it in the B&B-neck thread, but here's my most recent entry:
You might be a B&B-neck if, after trick or treating with the kids, you actually hope to find razor blades in their apples, because hey, free razor blades :biggrin:
"okay son, you get the apple, I get the toy inside, okay?"
:tongue_sm
is it weird to quote myself?
awww, c'mon Chad, (almost) every man wears them, might as well get a perspective you may have never considered....
I guess
:001_huh:
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff154/robhumanick/posters/commando.png
...twice?
sucks for you. Its a flash game site.
woo-hoo!
you forgot ot
....thrice? and out of context?
sounds nice, damn I wish my boyfriend liked wetshaving.
so do we, Jen, so do we...
:huh: Ick.
yup
I was going to respond about TGQ - my hands down favorite scented creams. They're awesome.
Cavendish Black is one of my favorite scents in life and I absolutely love the cream. Good stuff.
good for you
Thousands of photos taken from albums that are now gone. Some of these pictures date back 50+ years. They were all loaded on here back my son. I think he put them on a couple disks too.
that sucked
So where is the cheapest place to buy it?
eBay?
I check during the day now more than when I was working. I could just never bring myself to waste that much time at work when I was working. I also would have been talked to about it and possibly even fired if I spent as much work time as some fellows do on here.
probably
Oh, no. Not model trains, sir. THOMAS the Tank Engine. At last calculation, one seventh of my total paycheck goes to his Thomas habit. We have practically every one of those trains, most of the non-trains, several playsets, duplicates and in one case triplicates of some trains, and that's just the metal ones. Then there's the plastic battery powered sets... :blushing: And don't get me started on the DVD collection. :a52:
I feel your pain...again :bored:
well, that was fun....
bonusmarple
01-09-2009, 11:52 AM
I like Beer on Saturday.
micah1_8
01-09-2009, 12:07 PM
Yay PI!!!
rock it, Jason, rock it
oh, fuzzy...that was your mirror....
sounds nice
yay! tomorrow!
at least it's not in mine...
cuz we rock!
is it weird to quote myself?
...twice?
woo-hoo!
....thrice? and out of context?
so do we, Jen, so do we...
yup
good for you
that sucked
eBay?
probably
I feel your pain...again :bored:
well, that was fun....
Slow day at the office, eh?
On a completely unrelated note (well, truthfully, I think the notes might be 3rd cousins, twice removed) Bossman told me to put linux on a couple of comps in our old-n-busted-computer lab and "see what obstacles we encounter."
Yay linux! He seemed fairly impressed with OOoo, and now were looking at affordable ways to breath a little life into some played out systems.
Go Open Source!
Speaking of which (A witch? A witch! Burn her! Burn her!) I'm still anxious to see if anyone does anything with my OSL soap... I'd love to see what variations people might come up with on it.
BTW, Jim, have you had opportunity to try Uncle Albert's Amazing Miracle Mist -- Atreides yet?
sol92258
01-09-2009, 12:23 PM
.....
BTW, Jim, have you had opportunity to try Uncle Albert's Amazing Miracle Mist -- Atreides yet?
actually, tried it just last night
the vinegar stayed a bit longer than I expected, but it may just be me/my chemistry
but it was good
yay, linux!
yeah, a little slow...:sleep1:
Gruder
01-09-2009, 12:54 PM
Wow. Like a little blast from the past right there...
burnwood
01-09-2009, 12:57 PM
iffen, any of you youngens speak the text speech to me, I willa cut that head you aint usin' off them shoulders.
micah1_8
01-09-2009, 01:13 PM
iffen, any of you youngens speak the text speech to me, I willa cut that head you aint usin' off them shoulders.
I think you'll find the "head" that leads mosenuves aint gotna shoulders!*
*not really, but I thought it worked to great comic effect.
burnwood
01-09-2009, 01:37 PM
I think you'll find the "head" that leads mosenuves aint gotna shoulders!*
well said youngin. no textin' speech. we dont like them words 'round here.
sol92258
01-09-2009, 01:47 PM
iffen, any of you youngens speak the text speech to me, I willa cut that head you aint usin' off them shoulders.
huh?
I think you'll find the "head" that leads mosenuves aint gotna shoulders!*
*not really, but I thought it worked to great comic effect.
double huh?
well said youngin. no textin' speech. we dont like them words 'round here.
huh? huh? double huh?
Gruder
01-09-2009, 02:00 PM
iffen, any of you youngens speak the text speech to me, I willa cut that head you aint usin' off them shoulders.
Remind me to copy that into my syllaboi. :smile:
Just made a big pot o' chili. Mmmmm. Chili. The wooden spatula may be the best kitchen accessory even made.
texcattlerancher
01-09-2009, 04:29 PM
The wooden spatula may be the best kitchen accessory even made.
I thought a wife was the best kitcken accessory ever made. :w00t:
profsaffel
01-09-2009, 05:58 PM
Yeah, Chad. I'm afraid I've got two syllabubs to work on myself. I'll be gone all day tomorrow as I'm taking a group of students to an academic competition.
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-09-2009, 06:05 PM
Remind me to copy that into my syllaboi. :smile:
Just made a big pot o' chili. Mmmmm. Chili. The wooden spatula may be the best kitchen accessory even made.
mmmmmmmmmmm Chilli.... mmmmmmm
Much better than the foods from earlier in the week.
No syllabi work, but nearing end of semester here. That, and I have procrastinated too long on my own coursework for re-licensing...
sol92258
01-10-2009, 12:39 PM
my mileage is varying greatly today, thanks for asking
at least there's football on later...
burnwood
01-10-2009, 12:45 PM
Chili!!!!!!!!!!!!
sol92258
01-10-2009, 01:07 PM
Chili!!!!!!!!!!!!
so you say...
soapbox
01-10-2009, 01:14 PM
My little girl is totally knocked out, sleeping on my chest while I lie on the couch. This is awesome.
sol92258
01-10-2009, 01:25 PM
My little girl is totally knocked out, sleeping on my chest while I lie on the couch. This is awesome.
how the heck are you posting, then? one hand typing on laptop beside you?
burnwood
01-10-2009, 01:42 PM
My little girl is totally knocked out, sleeping on my chest while I lie on the couch. This is awesome.
My little guy only did that once for me. It is awesome. He is too big now. Tell Hadley hi when she wakes up. Bethany too. You, not so much.
soapbuddy
01-10-2009, 01:44 PM
My little girl is totally knocked out, sleeping on my chest while I lie on the couch. This is awesome.
How sweet.
soapbox
01-10-2009, 02:49 PM
how the heck are you posting, then? one hand typing on laptop beside you?
iPhone.
soapbox
01-10-2009, 02:54 PM
My little guy only did that once for me. It is awesome. He is too big now. Tell Hadley hi when she wakes up. Bethany too. You, not so much.
will do! HEY wait a :mad: :mad3:
Gruder
01-10-2009, 04:15 PM
Yeah, Chad. I'm afraid I've got two syllabubs to work on myself. I'll be gone all day tomorrow as I'm taking a group of students to an academic competition.
Tell me more about these competitions Doug -- what's the format? How many students go?
burnwood
01-10-2009, 04:21 PM
will do! HEY wait a :mad: :mad3:
oh the jocularity. hello to you too kiddo.
btheath294
01-10-2009, 06:01 PM
But where do you go if you have to Pi really bad, and don't have time to stop?:blushing:
Gruder
01-10-2009, 06:06 PM
But where do you go if you have to Pi really bad, and don't have time to stop?:blushing:
I'll suggest page 263 of this thread.
sol92258
01-10-2009, 06:08 PM
I'll suggest page 263 of this thread.
what post number?
your pages not equal to my pages (I'm set to 40 posts/page...so there's not even 263 pages yet...)
sol92258
01-10-2009, 06:08 PM
But where do you go if you have to Pi really bad, and don't have time to stop?:blushing:
nice sig lines, by the way
what part of Louisiana?
Gruder
01-10-2009, 06:12 PM
what post number?
your pages not equal to my pages (I'm set to 40 posts/page...so there's not even 263 pages yet...)
Actually, I have no idea. Figured it'd be as good a spot as any to pi. Who is really going to look there? Oh, and made you look! (And do math.)
Sorry -- I had some post Titans loss angst to expel...
sol92258
01-10-2009, 06:17 PM
Actually, I have no idea. Figured it'd be as good a spot as any to pi. Who is really going to look there? Oh, and made you look! (And do math.)
Sorry -- I had some post Titans loss angst to expel...
do expel...they handed the Ravens their tails all game, but continually shot themselves in the foot
and that blown ref call was killer
but they shoulda had a 21 point lead anyway, can only blame themselves
but that rookie QB at Baltimore was pretty impressive, though
Gruder
01-10-2009, 06:25 PM
do expel...they handed the Ravens their tails all game, but continually shot themselves in the foot
and that blown ref call was killer
but they shoulda had a 21 point lead anyway, can only blame themselves
but that rookie QB at Baltimore was pretty impressive, though
+1 on all counts. Who recruits out of Delaware?
Strange day for time and officiating. Watched a clock stop for 41 seconds of play (three continuous possessions) in the Duke/Fla State game before someone figured out what was going on and got it restarted.
sol92258
01-10-2009, 06:47 PM
man, Roll Cards, Roll!
profsaffel
01-11-2009, 10:25 AM
Tell me more about these competitions Doug -- what's the format? How many students go?
http://www.uil.utexas.edu/
Texas has the nation's largest, well organized, and well funded academic competition organization on the planet. I coach Current Issues and Events as well as Social Studies.
My teams rocked yesterday, taking first in both events and racking up individual places as well. It was just a practice meet, but it bodes well for the future.
Gruder
01-11-2009, 10:52 AM
http://www.uil.utexas.edu/
Texas has the nation's largest, well organized, and well funded academic competition organization on the planet. I coach Current Issues and Events as well as Social Studies.
My teams rocked yesterday, taking first in both events and racking up individual places as well. It was just a practice meet, but it bodes well for the future.
Very impressive Doug -- both the program and your students' accomplishments. I'm particularly impressed that the athletics and academics are combined under the same umbrella. Definitely a step in the right direction in terms of priorities... Good luck this spring!
burnwood
01-11-2009, 04:52 PM
My 10 month old boy hears music and shakes and dances along with it. He has never been coached nor ever seen dancing. Music just makes him want to shimmy.
That is awesome.
sol92258
01-11-2009, 04:58 PM
My 10 month old boy hears music and shakes and dances along with it. He has never been coached nor ever seen dancing. Music just makes him want to shimmy.
That is awesome.
maybe his username is boogiewood
burnwood
01-11-2009, 05:01 PM
maybe his username is boogiewood
oh it just might be now.
soapbox
01-11-2009, 05:03 PM
oh it just might be now.
So that makes you "boogie daddy?"
sol92258
01-11-2009, 05:08 PM
So that makes you "boogie daddy?"
:eek:
burnwood
01-11-2009, 05:09 PM
So that makes you "boogie daddy?"
awwwww yeahhhhh!!!!!
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-12-2009, 03:24 AM
Good morning!
All I have to say is last night was a cold night for daughters Brownie Troop to have a horse riding session at a local horse stables. Even in the barn, it was cold enough that there were odd deposits of ice in the straw....
profsaffel
01-12-2009, 04:33 AM
Good morning. Back to the grind on this Monday. But I have to remember the words of my pastor, "Monday back to work is an opportunity."
I'll try.
Gruder
01-12-2009, 05:42 AM
Even in the barn, it was cold enough that there were odd deposits of ice in the straw....
Ahh yes. "Ice in the straw" -- the lesser-known tune from the composer of "Turkey in the Straw." (The former has more cowbell.)
soapbox
01-12-2009, 05:46 AM
Ahh yes. "Ice in the straw" -- the lesser-known tune from the composer of "Turkey in the Straw." (The former has more cowbell.)
Is this anything like "Whiskey in the Jar"? or "Foggy Mountain Breakdown"?
sol92258
01-12-2009, 05:56 AM
Good morning. Back to the grind on this Monday. But I have to remember the words of my pastor, "Monday back to work is an opportunity."
I'll try.
Observe my sig line (for two reasons)
I read an article about obligation or opportunity a couple of years ago, when I started at my current place of employment, and it does make a difference
I've got to try and find that article...I tried googling it, and all kinds of responses come up that have nothing to do with the one I read
sol92258
01-12-2009, 06:25 AM
Well, it started off a Saturday morning like all Saturday mornings in mid-November - getting up early, getting warm clothes on, hoppin' in the truck and walking with dad down to the ol' deerstand. Climbed up the stand and sat, and waited. Sunlight finally broke. I could start seeing shapes in the trees. Hmmm, shapes...Lindsey had a great shape...so did Karen....ahhh, Kare...what was that? A snap. A shuffle of leaves. Slowly I turned (step by step, inch by inch)...just a squirrel. Wait, another shuffle....some birds, hopping around. And yet another sound...747 flying overhead. More waiting. Temptation to break out the contraband Gameboy was mounting, afterall, it had been a full 45 minutes by now...then, a rattle, almost like the sound of...yes, it was! Two bucks, having a little my_horns_are_bigger_than_your_horns competition...alright, Jimbo, settle down, just because Dad's never gotten two in one trip doesn't mean you can't...settle down. Okay, ready to go. *Click* goes the safety...the rattles stop - did I scare them off, where are they? Ah, found them, they're looking in my general direction, but below me. They're standing about 30 yards away, I should be able to get them, but I'd feel better around 20-25 yards, but they're moving diagonally, getting slightly closer, but going behind my stand...should I wait and hope they come back? No chance I'm waiting, I'm 11 years old and by golly I'm getting one this year, I don't have forever to wait you know....pick out the one with the better rack...no, more meat...no, the rack stupid...dummy, you can't heat the antlers!....ah, screw it, which one's closer? Okay, got him, hey they're coming back this way a little...wait? No way Jose...*POW* and thus cacked the 20 guage...one deer takes off, one starts looking back my way...why is he just standing there, and where'd my deer go? Quick, reload! Reload! Stupid gloves, I can't manipulate the shell, oh well, guess I'll pick it up off the ground now when I get down there :blushing:.
Second deer is long gone by now (note to self: next time, bring the double barrel or rifle)(note to reader: 21 years later, haven't had same situation come up again)(note to self: it's probably okay to take the 20 guage again)(note to reader: know my luck, I'll see this scenario arise again, but only when I take the 20 g.)
Okay, now to find the buck...I look in the direction the deer ran...pick a few landmarks to follow, get ready to climb down...wait, there's my dad, asking me the question with his look...I raise my hands in the "touchdown" signal! Dad cheers. (I later discovered he thought I meant huge rack...no, I was thinking of Lindsey and Karen before the deer showed up)
Down I go, off the stand, and off in the general direction, didn't take long, he only made it about 20 yards, but my attention turned to the second buck at that moment or I would've noticed. Nice 7 point, good eatin', free cap at the local newspaper...good day.
Except now, time to clean the sucker....uuggh, why'd I shoot this thing????
:biggrin:
Gruder
01-12-2009, 06:49 AM
Interesting. My first buck came from the paper route I had.
sol92258
01-12-2009, 06:51 AM
Interesting. My first buck came from the paper route I had.
dude, you hit a deer with your bicycle? that's intense! :biggrin:
Gruder
01-12-2009, 08:05 AM
dude, you hit a deer with your bicycle? that's intense! :biggrin:
I got better.
micah1_8
01-12-2009, 10:08 AM
Well, it started off a Saturday morning like all Saturday mornings in mid-November - getting up early, getting warm clothes on, hoppin' in the truck and walking with dad down to the ol' deerstand. Climbed up the stand and sat, and waited. Sunlight finally broke. I could start seeing shapes in the trees. Hmmm, shapes...Lindsey had a great shape...so did Karen....ahhh, Kare...what was that? A snap. A shuffle of leaves. Slowly I turned (step by step, inch by inch)...just a squirrel. Wait, another shuffle....some birds, hopping around. And yet another sound...747 flying overhead. More waiting. Temptation to break out the contraband Gameboy was mounting, afterall, it had been a full 45 minutes by now...then, a rattle, almost like the sound of...yes, it was! Two bucks, having a little my_horns_are_bigger_than_your_horns competition...alright, Jimbo, settle down, just because Dad's never gotten two in one trip doesn't mean you can't...settle down. Okay, ready to go. *Click* goes the safety...the rattles stop - did I scare them off, where are they? Ah, found them, they're looking in my general direction, but below me. They're standing about 30 yards away, I should be able to get them, but I'd feel better around 20-25 yards, but they're moving diagonally, getting slightly closer, but going behind my stand...should I wait and hope they come back? No chance I'm waiting, I'm 11 years old and by golly I'm getting one this year, I don't have forever to wait you know....pick out the one with the better rack...no, more meat...no, the rack stupid...dummy, you can't heat the antlers!....ah, screw it, which one's closer? Okay, got him, hey they're coming back this way a little...wait? No way Jose...*POW* and thus cacked the 20 guage...one deer takes off, one starts looking back my way...why is he just standing there, and where'd my deer go? Quick, reload! Reload! Stupid gloves, I can't manipulate the shell, oh well, guess I'll pick it up off the ground now when I get down there :blushing:.
Second deer is long gone by now (note to self: next time, bring the double barrel or rifle)(note to reader: 21 years later, haven't had same situation come up again)(note to self: it's probably okay to take the 20 guage again)(note to reader: know my luck, I'll see this scenario arise again, but only when I take the 20 g.)
Okay, now to find the buck...I look in the direction the deer ran...pick a few landmarks to follow, get ready to climb down...wait, there's my dad, asking me the question with his look...I raise my hands in the "touchdown" signal! Dad cheers. (I later discovered he thought I meant huge rack...no, I was thinking of Lindsey and Karen before the deer showed up)
Down I go, off the stand, and off in the general direction, didn't take long, he only made it about 20 yards, but my attention turned to the second buck at that moment or I would've noticed my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
There, I fixed that for you.
sol92258
01-12-2009, 10:14 AM
There, I fixed that for you.
?!?!?!?!
dude, where'd that come from!
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
just so you know, I started from the beginning, meticulously reading every word trying to find what you "fixed"....only to find the ending blatantly and obviously edited...:blush:
micah1_8
01-12-2009, 10:22 AM
first exposure to bel airing?
you've lived a sheltered internet life my friend.
sol92258
01-12-2009, 10:31 AM
first exposure to bel airing?
you've lived a sheltered internet life my friend.
I have no idea what you're talking about...
(so here's a Norman Rockwell with pancakes on their heads...)
PaulH
01-12-2009, 01:48 PM
I assume these are descendants of the (in)famous Ken Rockwell. Now there's a guy with a pancake for a brain!
--
Paul
burnwood
01-12-2009, 03:27 PM
Whiskey in the Jar remake by Metallica is awesome.
texcattlerancher
01-12-2009, 03:41 PM
Micah, are you going to start a TATer social group? You would be the appropriate person to do so having the august honor of having started the world's shortest thread thousands upon thousands of posts ago.
burnwood
01-12-2009, 03:45 PM
Micah, are you going to start a TATer social group? You would be the appropriate person to do so having the august honor of having started the world's shortest thread thousands upon thousands of posts ago.
good thought
micah1_8
01-12-2009, 03:46 PM
I assume these are descendants of the (in)famous Ken Rockwell. Now there's a guy with a pancake for a brain!
--
Paul
Do you find his advice faulty? I always thought the guy was a pretty decent photog, and he makes some darn nice guides to cameras.
Whiskey in the Jar remake by Metallica is awesome.
This is a common misconception.
This is an uncommon misconception:
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/w/R/R/missconceptionposter.jpg
:lol::lol::lol:
infamous55
01-12-2009, 04:11 PM
Ooooh...
Heather Graham...
[wipes up drool]
burnwood
01-12-2009, 04:38 PM
Oh, hello Heather. Ignore the stains on my cloths. I eat like I make love, sloppy.
texcattlerancher
01-12-2009, 04:41 PM
I eat like I make love, sloppy.
Has that line ever worked for you?
texcattlerancher
01-12-2009, 04:48 PM
Oh Beeker! I love sloppy muppets. Come and make my mileage vaaaarrrrrrryyy (Last sentence said in a husky voice).
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y244/elephunkadelic/redsox/heathergrahambosox1.jpg
Gruder
01-12-2009, 04:55 PM
:lol::lol::lol:
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-12-2009, 05:01 PM
:thumbsup:Well...
ahem....
go Heather!
micah1_8
01-12-2009, 05:17 PM
Oh, hello Heather. Ignore the stains on my cloths. I eat like I make love, sloppy.
He makes love like he eats-- too fast and for $3.
texcattlerancher
01-12-2009, 05:29 PM
He makes love like he eats-- too fast and for $3.
Burnwood, methinks you have been slapped in the face and the gauntlets thrown at your feet!! Dost thou pick them up and return thy slap?
(This is exciting. We may get to see the first B&B duel.)
micah1_8
01-12-2009, 05:34 PM
Burnwood, methinks you have been slapped in the face and the gauntlets thrown at your feet!! Dost thou pick them up and return thy slap?
(This is exciting. We may get to see the first B&B duel.)
no-no-no, you've misunderstood. I have not thrown any Guantlet at his feet. I have merely tossed Contra toward him, and the cartridge fell short... No Duel here. Spielberg's big-screen productions only, please!
soapbox
01-12-2009, 05:37 PM
He makes love like he eats-- too fast and for $3.
Hey, that meal at SuperDawg cost him over $6. :001_smile
micah1_8
01-12-2009, 05:46 PM
Micah, are you going to start a TATer social group? You would be the appropriate person to do so having the august honor of having started the world's shortest thread thousands upon thousands of posts ago.
Sure, why not? (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/group.php?groupid=8)
texcattlerancher
01-12-2009, 05:49 PM
Sure, why not? (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/group.php?groupid=8)
I am already a dues paying member of the Secret Society.
Gruder
01-12-2009, 05:49 PM
Sure, why not? (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/group.php?groupid=8)
In. No good can come of this. :wink:
sol92258
01-12-2009, 05:51 PM
.... I eat like I make love, sloppy.
well, you've been wanting a new title
Oh Beeker! I love sloppy muppets. Come and make my mileage vaaaarrrrrrryyy (Last sentence said in a husky voice).
Sulu: "oh my!"
texcattlerancher
01-12-2009, 05:51 PM
In. No good can come of this. :wink:
And that's why we joined. I wonder if we get to wear funny hats perhaps made of discarded badger brush hair.
Gruder
01-12-2009, 05:56 PM
And that's why we joined. I wonder if we get to wear funny hats perhaps made of discarded badger brush hair.
Oh. You mean toupees. :tongue:
http://sneezl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/toupee.jpg
texcattlerancher
01-12-2009, 05:58 PM
http://www.drweevil.org/KurdHat.jpg
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-12-2009, 05:59 PM
Oh. You mean toupees. :tongue:
http://sneezl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/toupee.jpg
Oh no its baby Blago! Get the feds and the impeachment rattle!
sol92258
01-12-2009, 06:01 PM
Oh. You mean toupees. :tongue:
http://sneezl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/toupee.jpg
Oh no its baby Blago! Get the feds and the impeachment rattle!
well, I was gonna say little Trump, but....
sol92258
01-12-2009, 06:02 PM
Micah, are you going to start a TATer social group? You would be the appropriate person to do so having the august honor of having started the world's shortest thread thousands upon thousands of posts ago.
and since you started the Tabac/shave stick pass.....
sol92258
01-12-2009, 06:04 PM
do ya'll realize that group that went to the Shave Den after the "TAT" fiasco (if it can be called that....in fact, who knows what it's ever called at any given moment) have already racked up over 9400 posts?! That's insane!
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-12-2009, 06:06 PM
9400.... dang we are slow!
texcattlerancher
01-12-2009, 06:07 PM
do ya'll realize that group that went to the Shave Den after the "TAT" fiasco (if it can be called that....in fact, who knows what it's ever called at any given moment) have already racked up over 9400 posts?! That's insane!
They only left about 2 months ago. Let's see, about 60 days into 94 hundred, carry the ought, (scribble, scribble, erase), well, anyway, that's well over 100 posts a day.
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-12-2009, 06:07 PM
I dunno.... am I sure I want to join the SSB?
sol92258
01-12-2009, 06:17 PM
I dunno.... am I sure I want to join the SSB?
http://thefamilybiz.org/ezboard/emoticons/pplease.gif
sol92258
01-12-2009, 06:19 PM
They only left about 2 months ago. Let's see, about 60 days into 94 hundred, carry the ought, (scribble, scribble, erase), well, anyway, that's well over 100 posts a day.
yeah, exactly!
heck Linux Mint has been running for something over a year now, so that's just insane (of course we're bigger than LM, and a shorter time, but wow)
texcattlerancher
01-12-2009, 06:21 PM
I dunno.... am I sure I want to join the SSB?
Only if you can't hold a thought longer than 15 sec.....
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-12-2009, 06:22 PM
Only if you can't hold a thought longer than 15 sec.....
Ummm... how long is that?
soapbox
01-13-2009, 04:15 AM
Only if you can't hold a thought longer than 15 sec.....
Yeah, surfing the chaos-wash of the fast-moving threads can be intimidating...
soapbox
01-13-2009, 04:16 AM
yeah, exactly!
heck Linux Mint has been running for something over a year now, so that's just insane (of course we're bigger than LM, and a shorter time, but wow)
As I said earlier: recruit more yahoos. :biggrin:
soapbox
01-13-2009, 04:19 AM
Ummm... how long is that?
Hey look!! You can listen to Southern Culture on the Skids (http://216.69.135.140/MP3Players/SCOTS/myScotsWimpy.html) online!
sol92258
01-13-2009, 06:11 AM
Ummm... how long is that?
well, it's approximately 1, 2, .... oooh, look - squirrels!
SRock
01-13-2009, 07:46 AM
Crap, what was I going to type here?
Gruder
01-13-2009, 08:48 AM
Crap, what was I going to type here?
Nice! You have officially attained enlightenment vis a vis the purpose of this thread. :biggrin:
SRock
01-13-2009, 08:51 AM
Nice! You have officially attained enlightenment vis a vis the pourpose of this thread. :biggrin:
Nirvana
infamous55
01-13-2009, 08:52 AM
Nirvana
Such a horrible band...
sol92258
01-13-2009, 08:57 AM
Nirvana
Such a horrible band...
http://thefamilybiz.org/ezboard/emoticons/bananarave.gif
SRock
01-13-2009, 08:57 AM
Such a horrible band...
I was referring to the state of enlightenment.
Buddha described nirvana as the perfect peace of the state of mind
micah1_8
01-13-2009, 09:01 AM
http://thefamilybiz.org/ezboard/emoticons/bananarave.gif
UnuHJZMdako
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-13-2009, 09:36 AM
UnuHJZMdako
Odd... All I get is embedding is disabled by request.
Now, this brings to mind three scenarios.
1) my workplace has somehow managed to block embedding videos.
2) embedded videos no longer work on B&B
3) this is a fake and I have been had
Oh and of course...
Scenario 4... I fell asleep while shaving and am delusional due to blood loss.
Scenario 5... I passed out last night and am laying on the floor
Scenario 6... Limecat posted and I am in shock!
Scenario 7... a little of each of the above...
Scenario 7... I forgot, what was I trying to prove?
infamous55
01-13-2009, 09:37 AM
I was referring to the state of enlightenment.
Buddha described nirvana as the perfect peace of the state of mind
I know about the concept of Nirvana, but being the youngin' that I am the crappy band pops into my head.
Besides it's the anything thread...
So more Pi talk please!:biggrin:
sol92258
01-13-2009, 09:45 AM
.....
Scenario 6... Limecat posted and I am in shock!
...
this may be the answer...
or not...
or - ooh look! squirrels!
Gruder
01-13-2009, 09:50 AM
Odd... All I get is embedding is disabled by request.
Now, this brings to mind three scenarios.
1) my workplace has somehow managed to block embedding videos.
2) embedded videos no longer work on B&B
3) this is a fake and I have been had
Oh and of course...
Scenario 4... I fell asleep while shaving and am delusional due to blood loss.
Scenario 5... I passed out last night and am laying on the floor
Scenario 6... Limecat posted and I am in shock!
Scenario 7... a little of each of the above...
Scenario 7... I forgot, what was I trying to prove?
I'm 100% certain option eleven is correct.
I know about the concept of Nirvana, but being the youngin' that I am the crappy band pops into my head.
I wonder what Buddha might have said about the band?
micah1_8
01-13-2009, 10:06 AM
I wonder what Buddha might have said about the band?
“We could say that meditation doesn't have a reason or doesn't have a purpose. In this respect it's unlike almost all other things we do except perhaps making music and dancing. When we make music we don't do it in order to reach a certain point, such as the end of the composition. If that were the purpose of music then obviously the fastest players would be the best. Also, when we are dancing we are not aiming to arrive at a particular place on the floor as in a journey. When we dance, the journey itself is the point, as when we play music the playing itself is the point. And exactly the same thing is true in meditation. Meditation is the discovery that my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.” --Gautama Siddharta
sol92258
01-13-2009, 10:16 AM
I'm 100% certain option eleven is correct.
no, it's a widely known and published fact that the correct option is #11
sol92258
01-13-2009, 10:17 AM
“We could say that meditation doesn't have a reason or doesn't have a purpose. In this respect it's unlike almost all other things we do except perhaps making music and dancing. When we make music we don't do it in order to reach a certain point, such as the end of the composition. If that were the purpose of music then obviously the fastest players would be the best. Also, when we are dancing we are not aiming to arrive at a particular place on the floor as in a journey. When we dance, the journey itself is the point, as when we play music the playing itself is the point. And exactly the same thing is true in meditation. Meditation is the discovery that my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.” --Gautama Siddharta
at which point did he bag his first buck (affectionately named Earl)? (Eh?)
micah1_8
01-13-2009, 10:27 AM
too much of a stretch?
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=938481#post938481
How exactly does something become an internet meme anyway? I think we should all try to make "Pinky in a jar" the next internet meme! Who's with me?!?
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-13-2009, 10:38 AM
no, it's a widely known and published fact that the correct option is #11
Actually.... I thought the universally correct answer was 42. However, in this universe, we don't know what option 42 actually is...
Locally, the answer is scenario 3.14...
infamous55
01-13-2009, 10:42 AM
If that were the purpose of music then obviously the fastest players that play the same three chords repeatedly would be the best.
:lol:
micah1_8
01-13-2009, 11:15 AM
If that were the purpose of music then obviously the fastest players that play the same three point one four chords repeatedly would be the best.
:wink:
PaulH
01-13-2009, 11:32 AM
I'm 100% certain option eleven is correct.
Unfortunately you cannot have option 11 these amplifiers only go up to 10.
Here, have option 12, a pi
37882
--
Paul
PaulH
01-13-2009, 11:51 AM
Do you find his advice faulty? I always thought the guy was a pretty decent photog, and he makes some darn nice guides to cameras.
Some of his advice is useful, if somewhat self-opinionated, and certain things he says needs to be taken with a very large pinch of salt. :smile: He does say on the site on his 'About' page that a good BS detector is needed for some of his comments. Having said that I found his guide to the Nikon D200 to be very useful.
Of course, the imperial unit of distance belonging to you may be subject to partial change
--
Paul
micah1_8
01-13-2009, 11:59 AM
http://tinyurl.com/a9r6o
sol92258
01-13-2009, 12:20 PM
http://tinyurl.com/a9r6o
was that "a typical", or "atypical"?
Note: I can't see it yet, will have to wait a few more hours...:sad:
Gruder
01-13-2009, 12:27 PM
Sounds about right. (Jim, I have a hunch you've seen it before.) What's in the water today, anyhow? For the first time in a while I've been legitimately confused for a bit by this thread. Good times. Keep it up.
http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/wallpapers/PieMan_1024.gif
micah1_8
01-13-2009, 01:13 PM
Some of his advice is useful, if somewhat self-opinionated, and certain things he says needs to be taken with a very large pinch of salt. :smile: He does say on the site on his 'About' page that a good BS detector is needed for some of his comments. Having said that I found his guide to the Nikon D200 to be very useful.
Of course, the imperial unit of distance belonging to you may be subject to partial change
--
Paul
No doubt. Of course, find a "Pro" photographer that isn't self-opinionated... Yeah, I've noticed that some of his opinions definitely go against "conventional wisdom" occasionally, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. In fact, I tend to agree at least partially with some of his more controversial views (ie. colour managment is for wimps (http://www.kenrockwell.com/tech/color-management/is-for-wimps.htm)). I think he does a pretty good balancing act between professional photo advice and layperson/hobbyist advice... that's got to be a hard line to walk.
sol92258
01-13-2009, 01:19 PM
Some of his advice is useful, if somewhat self-opinionated, and certain things he says needs to be taken with a very large pinch of salt. :smile: He does say on the site on his 'About' page that a good BS detector is needed for some of his comments. Having said that I found his guide to the Nikon D200 to be very useful.
Of course, the imperial unit of distance belonging to you may be subject to partial change
--
Paul
No doubt. Of course, find a "Pro" photographer that isn't self-opinionated... Yeah, I've noticed that some of his opinions definitely go against "conventional wisdom" occasionally, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. In fact, I tend to agree at least partially with some of his more controversial views (ie. colour managment is for wimps (http://www.kenrockwell.com/tech/color-management/is-for-wimps.htm)). I think he does a pretty good balancing act between professional photo advice and layperson/hobbyist advice... that's got to be a hard line to walk.
tellyawhatmanigotmeoneofthemlittlecheapdigitalcame rasanda35millimeterthosethingsarejustsimplerthansi mpleyoujustturnthatthingonpointatwhatyouwantandcli ckclickclickclickandpostitontheinternet,man http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb63/YoYoman28/Boomhower.jpg
profsaffel
01-13-2009, 04:18 PM
I'm glad to see the TAT thread back to TATing so well again. I came here looking for a whole lot of anything, and by George I found it! :biggrin:
Sorry I haven't been on. Work has me down and I find it difficult to come out of it long enough to have a good time on the B&B right now. :mad3:
profsaffel
01-13-2009, 05:49 PM
In late December I, the Black King, was challenged by an unfair advance into my territory by the despicable White King in an unwarranted attack.
In response to ProfSaffel, I offer this:
http://www.chessvideos.tv/bimg/2iz33qdggnsws.png (http://www.chessvideos.tv/chess-diagram-generator.php?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR)
Profsaffel e4
Micah1_8 e5
Profsaffel Nf3
soapbox
01-13-2009, 05:56 PM
Profsaffel Nf3
Oh, the suspense is killing me. Oh the drama! It's like bullfighting in slow motion!
sol92258
01-13-2009, 06:00 PM
Oh, the suspense is killing me. Oh the drama! It's like bullfighting in slow motion!
worse...it's like Ents in slow-motion....
sol92258
01-13-2009, 06:01 PM
I need an idea for a robot for my son to build for Kindergarten...any creative ones watching tonight?
soapbox
01-13-2009, 06:14 PM
I need an idea for a robot for my son to build for Kindergarten...any creative ones watching tonight?
For kindergarten? A robot? Does it actually have to do anything or just look like a robot?
Duggo
01-13-2009, 06:18 PM
in late december i, the black king, was challenged by an unfair advance into my territory by the despicable white king in an unwarranted attack.
In response to profsaffel, i offer this:
http://www.chessvideos.tv/bimg/2iz33qdggnsws.png (http://www.chessvideos.tv/chess-diagram-generator.php?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4p3/8/pppp1ppp/rnbqkbnr)
profsaffel e4
micah1_8 e5
good move...
Maybe this needs it's own thread..."how many moves to the end of the game?" :biggrin:
3.1459:lol:
sol92258
01-13-2009, 06:19 PM
For kindergarten? A robot? Does it actually have to do anything or just look like a robot?
I've already got most of the code written - actually, I just modified the lethal parts of the WOPR system to play Veggietales MP3s instead of Global Thermo-Nuclear War...
no, just a "robot"...I'm currently leaning toward a shoebox, some foil and slinkies, but something more creative will certainly have my attention
soapbox
01-13-2009, 06:21 PM
I've already got most of the code written - actually, I just modified the lethal parts of the WOPR system to play Veggietales MP3s instead of Global Thermo-Nuclear War...
no, just a "robot"...I'm currently leaning toward a shoebox, some foil and slinkies, but something more creative will certainly have my attention
I'd go for the non-anthropomorphic robot. Robots -- most of them -- don't look like humans. How about a bomb-disposal robot? Still cool, but don't look like a person. Or are bomb disposal robots that too morbid for 5 year olds?
profsaffel
01-13-2009, 06:25 PM
I need an idea for a robot for my son to build for Kindergarten...any creative ones watching tonight?
Wow, Jim. I did this with my niece last year. Unlike many of her classmates, Emilee's robot could move. I made a body out of PVC pipe, plugged in two LCD lights for eyes, mounted it on a styrofoam board, and took the bottom half of a remote controlled truck for the wheels and power to the eyes. When you flipped the switch, it moved forward and the eyes came on. :thumbup1:
And other kids in her class had ones made out of noodles glued to a piece of construction paper...
:tongue_sm
profsaffel
01-13-2009, 06:29 PM
worse...it's like Ents in slow-motion....
I'm sorry to tell you guys, but our correspondence games can drag on for months. I expect Micah's next move to be, oh, sometime next month. :lol:
infamous55
01-13-2009, 06:52 PM
http://blog.etherea.org/archives/squirrels%20playing%20poker.jpg
Did somebody say squirrels?
sol92258
01-13-2009, 07:44 PM
I'd go for the non-anthropomorphic robot. Robots -- most of them -- don't look like humans. How about a bomb-disposal robot? Still cool, but don't look like a person. Or are bomb disposal robots that too morbid for 5 year olds?
Wow, Jim. I did this with my niece last year. Unlike many of her classmates, Emilee's robot could move. I made a body out of PVC pipe, plugged in two LCD lights for eyes, mounted it on a styrofoam board, and took the bottom half of a remote controlled truck for the wheels and power to the eyes. When you flipped the switch, it moved forward and the eyes came on. :thumbup1:
And other kids in her class had ones made out of noodles glued to a piece of construction paper...
:tongue_sm
yeah, trying to go for the "simple but creative" design here...but oh, how I would love to implement some LEDs, Cat5, flash memory, usb/bluetooth, and AI....
I'm sorry to tell you guys, but our correspondence games can drag on for months. I expect Micah's next move to be, oh, sometime next month. :lol:
http://blog.etherea.org/archives/squirrels%20playing%20poker.jpg
Did somebody say squirrels?
that game of cards by the squirrels will probably end faster that Micah and Doug's game of chess
expatCanuck
01-13-2009, 08:18 PM
Why is it that my son can put everything in the kitchen back in its spot,
but SWMBO can find a new location for just about every blessed item each time? :blink:
soapbox
01-14-2009, 04:23 AM
Why is it that my son can put everything in the kitchen back in its spot,
but SWMBO can find a new location for just about every blessed item each time? :blink:
Your wife puts things away in the kitchen? Lucky man... :tongue:
texcattlerancher
01-14-2009, 04:37 AM
I wonder which mod is taking the time to change TAT's name every day?
sol92258
01-14-2009, 05:06 AM
I wonder which mod is taking the time to change TAT's name every day?
that's a good question
.........................eh?
micah1_8
01-14-2009, 07:15 AM
I know you've got some old computer parts lying around somewhere Jim... use an old mouse and build one of those mouse bots (http://www.instructables.com/id/Mousebot-Revisited/)--
Or maybe you could use an old cartridge stye razor for a sleek alien-like head (be sure and remove the blades tho!). Use some of your trial turns on the lathe for legs... an old can of goo for the body... a couple of disposables...shavebot 9000!!!!!
"Artist's" Rendering:
micah1_8
01-14-2009, 07:19 AM
Profsaffel Nf3
http://www.chessvideos.tv/bimg/2ta9x2gnkbwgw.png (http://www.chessvideos.tv/chess-diagram-generator.php?fen=r1bqkbnr/pppp1ppp/2n5/4p3/4P3/5N2/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKB1R)
profsaffel e4 Nf3
micah1_8 e5 Nc6
Hey Doug, the image is clicky...
Duggo
01-14-2009, 08:11 AM
Can others play? Especially people like me who don't know how? That should make for a very interesting board...:biggrin: :lol:
sol92258
01-14-2009, 11:08 AM
Can others play? Especially people like me who don't know how? That should make for a very interesting board...:biggrin: :lol:
yes indeedy, Doug I suggest a move to b5...
sol92258
01-14-2009, 11:11 AM
Can others play? Especially people like me who don't know how? That should make for a very interesting board...:biggrin: :lol:
yes indeedy, Doug I suggest a move to b5...
actually, after thinking about it, I have a better idea.....
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z68/sol92258/chesspnckhds.jpg?t=1231960287
sol92258
01-14-2009, 11:25 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/im_an_idiot.png
soapbox
01-14-2009, 12:58 PM
obligatory xkcd
sudo osascript -e "set Volume 10"
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-14-2009, 04:03 PM
Eh... lake effect...
Shovel off the car... drive home, it isn't snowing. Go inside for 1/2 hour before taking daughter to appointment. 2 inches of snow in that 1/2 hour I was inside. Clean off car go two blocks and there is no more snow falling and I can see again. No snow all the way to her appointment, yay!. No snow back until I get to that same intersection. Then bam! 0 visibility for the next two blocks and can't get in my parking spot.
The snow is now over the dog. Does she care... nope. I on the other hand have frozen feet and legs from waiting for her to go to the bathroom and quit jumping through the snow.
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-14-2009, 04:08 PM
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/01/indiana-crash-cheese-semi.html
I forgot to post this yesterday. I certainly meant to.
gunner6477
01-14-2009, 04:20 PM
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/01/indiana-crash-cheese-semi.html
Oh, the humanity...
:ohmy:
:scared:
:crying:
:lol:
profsaffel
01-14-2009, 06:45 PM
[http://www.chessvideos.tv/bimg/237utruzrxwgc.png (http://www.chessvideos.tv/chess-diagram-generator.php?fen=r1bqkbnr/pppp1ppp/2n5/4p3/3PP3/5N2/PPP2PPP/RNBQKB1R)
profsaffel e4 Nf3
micah1_8 e5 Nc6
Hey Doug, the image is clicky...
Of course it's clicky; I knew that. :rolleyes:
profsaffel e4 Nf3 d4
No one EVER expects the Spanish Inquisition!.... eh, er, I mean Gambit!
sol92258
01-14-2009, 07:01 PM
I'm shocked there's no comment on posts 7641 and 7642!
expatCanuck
01-14-2009, 07:19 PM
Eh... lake effect...
Shovel off the car... drive home, it isn't snowing. Go inside for 1/2 hour before taking daughter to appointment. 2 inches of snow in that 1/2 hour I was inside. Clean off car go two blocks and there is no more snow falling and I can see again. No snow all the way to her appointment, yay!. No snow back until I get to that same intersection. Then bam! 0 visibility for the next two blocks and can't get in my parking spot.
The snow is now over the dog. Does she care... nope. I on the other hand have frozen feet and legs from waiting for her to go to the bathroom and quit jumping through the snow.I can empathize. No snow here, but it's d-damn c-c-c-cold!
And I drew the short straw to take the beast (http://www.oldwithoutmoney.com/boyAndDog.jpg) out.
[The beast is the one on the sofa.]
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-14-2009, 07:42 PM
I'm shocked there's no comment on posts 7641 and 7642!
But wouldn't commenting on the spoiler cause it to spoil?
How about a nice piece of pi?
http://zenwerx.com/pi.png
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-15-2009, 04:14 AM
Honestly... I have never shot myself in the foot. Now when I was a little kid I did hit my foot with an axe and on another occasion run a pitch fork into my foot. But that was just childhood fun.
I don't know how old I was... Maybe 5-6 for the axe and maybe 7-8 for the pitchfork. I was young, we lived on a farm in Wisconsin. I had a lot of unsupervised time. I tried to do things that I wasn't quite capable of at the time. And yet, I still have never officially broken a bone.
profsaffel
01-15-2009, 04:27 AM
I'm shocked there's no comment on posts 7641 and 7642!
Oh, I commented in my own little way by saying 'screw the bishop, I'm going for the d4 gambit' even if the pancake thought otherwise.
SRock
01-15-2009, 04:33 AM
"Bizarre plane crash in Florida." - The Today Show
"He parachuted out of his plane and escaped on a motorcycle he had stashed nearby, that is actually kind of bad ass!" - Jon Stewart
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-15-2009, 05:27 AM
wow 3 name changes this morning already...Some mod is in rare form.
sol92258
01-15-2009, 06:53 AM
wow 3 name changes this morning already...Some mod is in rare form.
what were the other two?
**Current Title of Thread: "Waffle Crazed Canadians....eh?"**
RichGem
01-15-2009, 07:06 AM
what were the other two?
**Current Title of Thread: "Waffle Crazed Canadians....eh?"**
OK guys, time to lay off the maple syrup. You know what happens when you get too much sugar. :biggrin:
soapbox
01-15-2009, 07:16 AM
OK guys, time to lay off the maple syrup. You know what happens when you get too much sugar. :biggrin:
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g147/safiyah1/blog/HalloweenSugar.jpg
infamous55
01-15-2009, 08:57 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2263/1704102893_159d482e2f.jpg
Great, now I'm hungry...
sol92258
01-15-2009, 09:08 AM
Great, now I'm hungry...
Mmmmmmm....huuuunngryy
infamous55
01-15-2009, 09:28 AM
Now comes the debate between buying waffles or razor blades. :wink:
I need some injector blades now, but waffles sound great right now:lol:
micah1_8
01-15-2009, 09:36 AM
Now comes the debate between buying waffles or razor blades. :wink:
I need some injector blades now, but waffles sound great right now:lol:
Where's that economic stimulus package when you need it?
sol92258
01-15-2009, 09:40 AM
Now comes the debate between buying waffles or razor blades. :wink:
I need some injector blades now, but waffles sound great right now:lol:
mmmmm, razor-injected waffles...just like mom used to make :001_huh:
infamous55
01-15-2009, 09:42 AM
:lol::lol:
Rorschuck
01-15-2009, 09:42 AM
Glad to see that waffle-crazed Canadians and the threat they represent has finally been acknowledged! Freedom!
infamous55
01-15-2009, 09:44 AM
Glad to see I'm not the only one feeling threatened by those gravy-guzzling Canucks!
Poulin
01-15-2009, 09:47 AM
:mad:
sol92258
01-15-2009, 09:51 AM
:mad:
here, I can fix it for you....
Rorschuck
01-15-2009, 09:53 AM
here, I can fix it for you....
:lol: That's excellent!
Poulin
01-15-2009, 09:54 AM
:lol: That's excellent!
Really?
sol92258
01-15-2009, 10:07 AM
Really?
I'm so sorry...this thread is about PI...my mistake...
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-15-2009, 10:10 AM
what were the other two?
**Current Title of Thread: "Waffle Crazed Canadians....eh?"**
There for a while we were something along the lines of "I shot myself in my foot, eh?". Then there was another name, but I have forgotten it already.
micah1_8
01-15-2009, 10:23 AM
mmmmm, razor-injected waffles...just like mom used to make :001_huh:
38075
And just for GAGS:
http://bbcicecream.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/3-12.jpg
micah1_8
01-15-2009, 10:24 AM
I'm so sorry...this thread is about PI...my mistake...
mmmm waffle pie.
sol92258
01-15-2009, 10:44 AM
38075
did you make that?
that's hilarious!
I wan't even taking a drink and still almost spewed water on the computer...:lol::lol::lol:
micah1_8
01-15-2009, 10:50 AM
did you make that?
that's hilarious!
I wan't even taking a drink and still almost spewed water on the computer...:lol::lol::lol:
Guilty as charged... we really need a screen-ruining-water-spew smilie...
sol92258
01-15-2009, 11:12 AM
Guilty as charged... we really need a screen-ruining-water-spew smilie...
yep...sounds like a spare-time project...now, where can I find some spare time?
micah1_8
01-15-2009, 11:27 AM
yep...sounds like a spare-time project...now, where can I find some spare time?
Right here?
38076
sol92258
01-15-2009, 11:37 AM
Right here?
38076
okay, did you create that or find that?
either way, excellent!
burnwood
01-15-2009, 12:30 PM
I am lovin' waffles baby.
burnwood
01-15-2009, 12:47 PM
I formed the TATers social group.
scoopster
01-15-2009, 01:34 PM
Warning, anyone reading and posting into this thread is subjecting themselves to insane silliness. There, I just felt we needed to get that disclaimer out of the way.
PaulH
01-15-2009, 01:44 PM
Warning, anyone reading and posting into this thread is subjecting themselves to insane silliness. There, I just felt we needed to get that disclaimer out of the way.
I thought this thread was about Pi. By the way your avatar looks a bit like Pi cat
38085
--
Paul
infamous55
01-15-2009, 02:15 PM
Warning, anyone reading and posting into this thread is subjecting themselves to insane silliness. There, I just felt we needed to get that disclaimer out of the way.
You couldn't have told me this before I started spending most of my free time here?
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e31/2ph/pie.jpg
soapbox
01-15-2009, 02:32 PM
You couldn't have told me this before I started spending most of my free time here?
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e31/2ph/pie.jpg
Ah, recruitment is going well. :w00t:
profsaffel
01-15-2009, 03:05 PM
yep...sounds like a spare-time project...now, where can I find some spare time?
I think you left some spare time right between the lathe and your waffle iron.
burnwood
01-15-2009, 03:13 PM
Warning, anyone reading and posting into this thread is subjecting themselves to insane silliness. There, I just felt we needed to get that disclaimer out of the way.
Why did you wait so long to warn me about this?
soapbox
01-15-2009, 03:51 PM
Why did you wait so long to warn me about this?
...says the cop with a Disney pop star in his avatar...
Rorschuck
01-15-2009, 04:19 PM
Really?
No, no, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding: I have nothing against Canadians, nor do I think they are a threat (hocky pucks don't hurt that much <ducks>). :biggrin:
Just a joke, I swear...
sol92258
01-15-2009, 04:25 PM
I formed the TATers social group.
there is another one as well, Striped Sweater Brigade (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/group.php?groupid=8), referencing Waldo's shirt...feel free to jump in, I'll do likewise
burnwood
01-15-2009, 04:29 PM
...says the cop with a Disney pop star in his avatar...
You dont know that I watch Disney channel every single day???
Didnt you go watch the video I made of the two of us?
and that is why I asked because my sanity is obviously in question
infamous55
01-15-2009, 07:15 PM
No, no, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding: I have nothing against Canadians, nor do I think they are a threat (hocky pucks don't hurt that much <ducks>). :biggrin:
Just a joke, I swear...
Of course they're not that big of a threat...
http://www.thecomedynet.com/images3/canada.jpg
I can't help it, Canada is funny!
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-15-2009, 07:18 PM
That is called stealth technology!
sol92258
01-15-2009, 07:41 PM
That is called stealth technology!
as long as they remember the WD-40
eh?
sol92258
01-15-2009, 07:44 PM
in other news:
I just finished building "Snow-Bot" for my son's kindergarten project...happened to stack two boxes on top of each other looking for stuff and ideas, when my daughter said "ooh, snowman!", and thus an idea was born...man to have that childlike imagination again!
OldSaw
01-15-2009, 08:50 PM
as long as they remember the WD-40
eh?
What about duct tape, eh?
Can you get a roll of it with a couple of toonies?
TimmyBoston
01-15-2009, 09:15 PM
No, no, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding: I have nothing against Canadians.
Don't worry Chuck everyone else knows that. :wink:
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-16-2009, 03:37 AM
What about duct tape, eh?
Can you get a roll of it with a couple of toonies?
What else would they keep in the basket, eh?
We may laugh.. But bicycles were used as a military vehicle in the past (prior to world war mechanization).
SRock
01-16-2009, 05:37 AM
What else would they keep in the basket, eh?
We may laugh.. But bicycles were used as a military vehicle in the past (prior to world war mechanization).
That is only partially a true statement. Bicycles have been used by military members but after a trial in the United States to possibly use the bicycle to replace the horse it was determined that the benefits of bicycles as a military vehicle were minimal on a large scale.
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-16-2009, 06:08 AM
In Europe they were used more than the US.
SRock
01-16-2009, 06:14 AM
In Europe they were used more than the US.
Very true. Much like today the Brits, Germans etc. seem to have dirtbike type motorcycles in their inventory where as we go with 4-wheelers.
sol92258
01-16-2009, 08:03 AM
Friday
micah1_8
01-16-2009, 09:00 AM
Friday
I carry a badge.
My partner's name is Bill Gannon.
It was a Friday at 11:05 am, my partner and I were working bunko...
theperfectstorm
01-16-2009, 04:39 PM
I carry a badge.
My partner's name is Bill Gannon.
It was a Friday at 11:05 am, my partner and I were working bunko...
out of Parker Center. The boss was Lt. Wardon.
It was sweltering in Los Angeles and the rising mercury meant a busy day...
soapbox
01-16-2009, 05:36 PM
out of Parker Center. The boss was Lt. Wardon.
It was sweltering in Los Angeles and the rising mercury meant a busy day...
Anyplace that's sweltering today is a welcome change from what most of us are seeing...
soapbuddy
01-16-2009, 08:14 PM
Anyplace that's sweltering today is a welcome change from what most of us are seeing...
Palm Springs was 83 today.
Wanna come on over?:lol:
sol92258
01-16-2009, 08:22 PM
Palm Springs was 83 today.
Wanna come on over?:lol:
whoa!!!
careful...I've seen your "leg" avatar....:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Etoyoc_Rebmos
01-17-2009, 03:43 AM
wow! positive temperatures this morning. We might even get to 20 with ice pellets/freezing rain. But hey, 20! I just so excited about the 10 I might take the dog for a walk a little earlier today!
sol92258
01-17-2009, 10:22 AM
Yay!
Saturday!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/1160262310536.jpg
burnwood
01-17-2009, 01:15 PM
wow! positive temperatures this morning. We might even get to 20 with ice pellets/freezing rain. But hey, 20! I just so excited about the 10 I might take the dog for a walk a little earlier today!
you bet your tookas. its 25 degrees now. I rolled the window down for the drive to work today.
soapbox
01-17-2009, 01:27 PM
you bet your tookas. its 25 degrees now. I rolled the window down for the drive to work today.
My rental house had two pipes freeze ... on the inside. $2000 a month for a drafty piece of sh*t and now I can't even do laundry. Yay. Maybe they wouldn't have frozen if the asshats who built the place had put the pipes on top of the insulation, instead of under it (that is, against the outside of the house, closer to the 5 degree air). Pisser.
burnwood
01-17-2009, 01:32 PM
My rental house had two pipes freeze ... on the inside. $2000 a month for a drafty piece of sh*t and now I can't even do laundry. Yay. Maybe they wouldn't have frozen if the asshats who built the place had put the pipes on top of the insulation, instead of under it (that is, against the outside of the house, closer to the 5 degree air). Pisser.
that does suck. my sister in law has no water. the city crew comes out and asks if she is metered or not. well they should know. she says not. they say they cant help because they have the wrong equipment.
Gruder
01-17-2009, 01:46 PM
I can empathize. No snow here, but it's d-damn c-c-c-cold!
And I drew the short straw to take the beast (http://www.oldwithoutmoney.com/boyAndDog.jpg) out.
[The beast is the one on the sofa.]
Cute kid! (And beast.)
Don't worry Chuck everyone else knows that. :wink:
Tim! My best wishes for full recovery from your illness. (Only reason I can figure for you to be posting in such a nonsense thread... :wink:)
My rental house had two pipes freeze ... on the inside. $2000 a month for a drafty piece of sh*t and now I can't even do laundry. Yay. Maybe they wouldn't have frozen if the asshats who built the place had put the pipes on top of the insulation, instead of under it (that is, against the outside of the house, closer to the 5 degree air). Pisser.
Really sorry to hear that. Hope the damage was confined to pipes/insulation, etc., and not your family's stuff.
Campus visits/interviews are exhausting, but this one seemed to go well. Fingers crossed. It's good to be home.
soapbox
01-17-2009, 03:59 PM
Cute kid! (And beast.)
Really sorry to hear that. Hope the damage was confined to pipes/insulation, etc., and not your family's stuff.
So far we've been very lucky; the copper has a little more stretch to it than black iron or cast pipe, and I was able to heat the tubing to melt the ice, so far with no ill effects. Yikes. I may have dodged a bullet there. Key words: "may have."
burnwood
01-17-2009, 04:09 PM
So far we've been very lucky; the copper has a little more stretch to it than black iron or cast pipe, and I was able to heat the tubing to melt the ice, so far with no ill effects. Yikes. I may have dodged a bullet there. Key words: "may have."
North Texas here we come!!!
soapbox
01-17-2009, 04:13 PM
North Texas here we come!!!
I'd be happy in lots of homes if built by competent professionals and good general contractors. This house was built in 1984 and it's a pile of dog crap.
burnwood
01-17-2009, 04:15 PM
I'd be happy in lots of homes if built by competent professionals and good general contractors. This house was built in 1984 and it's a pile of dog crap.
oh Peter Pan, Neverland has really gotten to you.
soapbox
01-17-2009, 04:17 PM
oh Peter Pan, Neverland has really gotten to you.
Next up, I'm buying some red shoes and clicking my heels together and saying "There's no place like Denton (http://www.unt.edu), there's no place like Denton..."
SRock
01-17-2009, 05:01 PM
I have heated floors throughout my entire house.
profsaffel
01-17-2009, 05:30 PM
Here in North East Texas, the floors are heated all year long. :rolleyes: We have had a little bit of colder weather lately though, but if you don't like our weather, just wait a minute and it'll change to something else.
sol92258
01-17-2009, 06:26 PM
North Texas here we come!!!
c'mon down!
Next up, I'm buying some red shoes and clicking my heels together and saying "There's no place like Denton (http://www.unt.edu), there's no place like Denton..."
c'mon down!
Here in North East Texas, the floors are heated all year long. :rolleyes: We have had a little bit of colder weather lately though, but if you don't like our weather, just wait a minute and it'll change to something else.
yeup
SRock
01-17-2009, 06:45 PM
Here in North East Texas, the floors are heated all year long. :rolleyes: We have had a little bit of colder weather lately though, but if you don't like our weather, just wait a minute and it'll change to something else.
:lol::lol::lol:
Sullybob
01-17-2009, 06:47 PM
Here in North East Texas, the floors are heated all year long. :rolleyes: We have had a little bit of colder weather lately though, but if you don't like our weather, just wait a minute and it'll change to something else.
Thats the truth. If you really don't like it just wait until tomorrow. I am getting tired of it being freezing one day and nearly 80 the next. Or my favorite. I go to work and its really nice out. I come home and it's freezing.
soapbox
01-17-2009, 06:58 PM
c'mon down!
c'mon down!
yeup
Wait -- you're in Denton??
sol92258
01-17-2009, 07:06 PM
Wait -- you're in Denton??
no, but it's close-ish...in Texas miles, it's just down the road :biggrin:
jlander
01-18-2009, 04:06 AM
Grew up north of Lubbock, south of Amarillo. Then moved south. Love the winters on the Gulf Coast, but we pay for it in the summer. As far as climate goes, I do not like being hot but I hate being cold. :biggrin:
Gruder
01-18-2009, 12:48 PM
So far we've been very lucky; the copper has a little more stretch to it than black iron or cast pipe, and I was able to heat the tubing to melt the ice, so far with no ill effects. Yikes. I may have dodged a bullet there. Key words: "may have."
Glad to hear this. Good luck with maintaining the "may have!"
I just spent 45 minutes at the grocery checkout. :mad: Is there some sort of crazy storm coming that I'm not aware of? I began to seriously contemplate whether there is a point at which a grocery customer is justified in abandoning his cart. (I didn't, for the record, but the thought occurred.)
burnwood
01-18-2009, 01:23 PM
Denton to Bama's house is about 100 miles which is right down the street in Texas.
Columbia MO to St. Louis is 125 miles but down the road.
My house to work is 11 miles. Takes forever and is far away.
Oh the joys of big city life.
I just spent 45 minutes at the grocery checkout. :mad: Is there some sort of crazy storm coming that I'm not aware of? I began to seriously contemplate whether there is a point at which a grocery customer is justified in abandoning his cart. (I didn't, for the record, but the thought occurred.)
I did that once a couple years ago. After 15 minutes in the express line the cashier was still working on the customer that was there when I joined the line. Counting the six other people between me and that customer I decided that I didn't have another hour and a half to wait.
I was in and out of the next grocery store down the street in 15 minutes.
sol92258
01-18-2009, 10:01 PM
Denton to Bama's house is about 100 miles which is right down the street in Texas.
Columbia MO to St. Louis is 125 miles but down the road.
My house to work is 11 miles. Takes forever and is far away.
Oh the joys of big city life.
actually, about 185...or 202 miles if you go the "faster" Interstate way...
profsaffel
01-19-2009, 06:20 AM
Wow. Arizona Cardinals. Good for them. Any other football fans think this is a great thing to see - the Cards in the big show?
Also, I'm thinking this is the Fitzgerald vs Polumalou Super Bowl...
And finally, have I missed a response to d4? :001_rolle
soapbox
01-19-2009, 06:21 AM
actually, about 185...or 202 miles if you go the "faster" Interstate way...
My car isn't that fast. Three hours isn't "down the road" in my book, yet... except maybe for the Iron Bowl... :001_smile
sol92258
01-19-2009, 06:32 AM
My car isn't that fast. Three hours isn't "down the road" in my book, yet... except maybe for the Iron Bowl... :001_smile
:lol::lol::lol:
biomesh
01-19-2009, 06:54 AM
Thought of the day:
If the mods ever deleted this thread some of you would lose over 10-15% of your total post counts.(and for some of you this is in the hundreds)
Have a nice day!
Gruder
01-19-2009, 06:54 AM
I did that once a couple years ago. After 15 minutes in the express line the cashier was still working on the customer that was there when I joined the line. Counting the six other people between me and that customer I decided that I didn't have another hour and a half to wait.
I was in and out of the next grocery store down the street in 15 minutes.
I ended up calling the manager, who was short with me, then the district manager. I received an appropriately apologetic phone call this morning, and am moving on (their computer modeling doesn't account for inaugurations :rolleyes:). As I reflected on the situation last night, I realized that the greater issue is food safety. That store definitely sells plenty of stuff that shouldn't sit in carts for 45 minutes!
Wow. Arizona Cardinals. Good for them. Any other football fans think this is a great thing to see - the Cards in the big show?
I'll watch. Heck, I may even root for the Cards -- kind of a "root for the underdog" thing.
Wonder how incomprehensible this thread would get if we added a game of bingo between the cryptic chess moves?... D4...B12...:biggrin:
sol92258
01-19-2009, 07:11 AM
Thought of the day:
If the mods ever deleted this thread some of you would lose over 10-15% of your total post counts.(and for some of you this is in the hundreds)
Have a nice day!
I have no idea what you're talking about...
Wonder how incomprehensible this thread would get if we added a game of bingo between the cryptic chess moves?... D4...B12...:biggrin:
who, a BINGO game in the middle of the chess game...sounds confusing - it fits the thread!
SilentDeath
01-19-2009, 07:38 AM
What is wrong with you people?
My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard..........
Anytime is a good time for CHEESE!!
Gruder
01-19-2009, 08:19 AM
Thought of the day:
If the mods ever deleted this thread some of you would lose over 10-15% of your total post counts.(and for some of you this is in the hundreds)
Have a nice day!
We have post counts?
You have a nice day too! Thanks for dropping by to indulge your inner random -- come back anytime!
biomesh
01-19-2009, 08:23 AM
I don't stop by too much since I like to spread my posts around in different threads. :biggrin:
Gruder
01-19-2009, 08:30 AM
I don't stop by too much since I like to spread my posts around in different threads. :biggrin:
You see, I could go two ways here: On a serious note, I think you'll find that all of the TAT regulars post in lots of threads. On a humorous note, there are other threads?
Which way will I go?...Oh look, squirrels eating pi! :w00t:
infamous55
01-19-2009, 08:42 AM
You see, I could go two ways here: On a serious note, I think you'll find that all of the TAT regulars post in lots of threads. On a humorous note, there are other threads?
Which way will I go?...Oh look, squirrels eating pi! :w00t:
You mean there are other threads here? I thought The Barbershop was the only actual forum here. The rest were for shaving obsessed weirdos!:wink:
sol92258
01-19-2009, 09:58 AM
I don't stop by too much since I like to spread my posts around in different threads. :biggrin:
I think you'll also find that much of the "one-liner" posts are located here, as opposed to other threads where they'd be more distraction than benefit.
I do spend much time in here, it's bit of a stress relief, kind of a shave lounge to just kick off the shoes and let loose. This way my posts in other threads (what are those, again?) are more direct and concise, and I can bring (most) of my humor here.
I think the wise and intelligent mods realize this and like this thread for it's "catch-all" of random quips so they're not spread out all over the boards...
oh, and Linux PI!
biomesh
01-19-2009, 10:00 AM
Nothing wrong with this thread or the posters, just wanted to do an FYI for active posters :biggrin:
sol92258
01-19-2009, 10:13 AM
Nothing wrong with this thread or the posters, just wanted to do an FYI for active posters :biggrin:
Tomball Texas, I don't feel like Googling, so where's that?
jlander
01-19-2009, 10:17 AM
Tomball Texas, I don't feel like Googling, so where's that?
About 30 or so miles Northwest of Houston.
biomesh
01-19-2009, 10:21 AM
I could have Houston as my location (due to sprawl) but technically I'm in Tomball. Tomball is next to Spring, Cypress, and Magnolia if that helps :lol:
sol92258
01-19-2009, 12:22 PM
About 30 or so miles Northwest of Houston.
I could have Houston as my location (due to sprawl) but technically I'm in Tomball. Tomball is next to Spring, Cypress, and Magnolia if that helps :lol:
ah, cool
sol92258
01-19-2009, 12:22 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/piano.png
burnwood
01-19-2009, 12:34 PM
You mean there are other threads here? I thought The Barbershop was the only actual forum here. The rest were for shaving obsessed weirdos!:wink:
this guy? this guy here? right there. He belongs here.
infamous55
01-19-2009, 01:37 PM
I feel loved
http://www.astoriamagazine.com/images/cherry_pie.jpg
What can I say, this thread is a lot more entertaining than watching vineyards fly by...
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