The Anything Thread

[gollum83]

When we saw him last, he was in negotiations for a job as the "Depends" spokesman.

Oh right. And he's sunk several canoes singlehandedly. Oh could I forget. :rolleyes:


IS that the Czardom's national anthem?

If it isn't, it should be.

[jakespoppy]

It's under consideration, but this one is the current forerunner:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t74er5nTMHo&feature=related

That won't do. This is more fitting:


http://youtube.com/watch?v=.be/k_CAs3q7G48

[DFrancis]

It's under consideration, but this one is the current forerunner:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU

How about this for The Cheddar Isles?

[RichGem]

That won't do. This is more fitting:


http://youtube.com/watch?v=.be/k_CAs3q7G48

I think that's going to be a problem. They work for Goulet Pens when the Ooompa Loompas are not feeling well.

[jakespoppy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU

How about this for The Cheddar Isles?

I think Danielle will be pleased!

[RichGem]

How about this for The Cheddar Isles?

Hmmmmm

[jakespoppy]

I think that's going to be a problem. They work for Goulet Pens when the Ooompa Loompas are not feeling well.

It's in their Lollypop Guild union contract.

[gollum83]

Hmmmmm

Come on Rich, you have to admit that ol' Burnwood has a wonderfully angelic voice. And the verstility, oh the versitility.....

[RichGem]

Come on Rich, you have to admit that ol' Burnwood has a wonderfully angelic voice. And the verstility, oh the versitility.....

Well, there is no denying that. Very well then, Burnwood's Ode to Joy shall be put forth as the Czardom's National Anthem.

[OldSaw]

Which ballet?

The Nutcracker.

[RichGem]

The Nutcracker.

Ouch!

[GDCarrington]

It's under consideration, but this one is the current forerunner:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t74er5nTMHo&feature=related

No, no! As the Minister of Music I must render this unusable. Too much squeezebox!

Try again! We have standards here! Low, but standards none the less!

[jakespoppy]

The Nutcracker.

Of course, a great Christmas ballet! :thumbup1:


Ouch!

Ouch went, too? :huh:

[GDCarrington]

Well, there is no denying that. Very well then, Burnwood's Ode to Joy shall be put forth as the Czardom's National Anthem.

Much better!

[GDCarrington]

Of course, a great Christmas ballet! :thumbup1:



Ouch went, too? :huh:

I noticed you placed the word Ouch after The Nutcracker!

[gollum83]

Well, there is no denying that. Very well then, Burnwood's Ode to Joy shall be put forth as the Czardom's National Anthem.

:clap:


Ouch went, too? :huh:

Well who wouldn't want to go see the Nutcracker... :001_unsur

[jakespoppy]

I noticed you placed the word Ouch after The Nutcracker!

That was Rich. I think Rich doesn't like ballet.


...Well who wouldn't want to go see the Nutcracker... :001_unsur

Exactly! Except maybe Rich. I don't think he likes ballet.

[blackfoot]

We went there again in September. It's an annual event now.



Only in the Czardom would the choir director start a metronome and then ignore it. :thumbup1:

The mouth waters!

[gollum83]

Exactly! Except maybe Rich. I don't think he likes ballet.

Well in his defense I don't think the tutu is a good look for a penguin. :bored:

[GDCarrington]

Well in his defense I don't think the tutu is a good look for a penguin. :bored:

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[OldSaw]

Of course, a great Christmas ballet! :thumbup1:



Ouch went, too? :huh:

I think he was in it. Someone has to play the clown.

[gollum83]

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Apparently, I stand corrected... :eek:

[DFrancis]

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That's much less frightening than chaps.

[jakespoppy]

The mouth waters!

Next year we'll send pics.


Well in his defense I don't think the tutu is a good look for a penguin. :bored:


Apparently, I stand corrected... :eek:

I don't think that pic lessens your argument.


That's much less frightening than chaps.

Are you sure that's not a "chaps tutu"? Where does the tail go? :huh:

[GDCarrington]

Are you sure that's not a "chaps tutu"? Where does the tail go? :huh:

I am not getting close enough to find out! :001_unsur

[DFrancis]

I am not getting close enough to find out! :001_unsur

We can send Matt on a recon mission.

[OldSaw]

I am not getting close enough to find out! :001_unsur

Is something in your way? I'll let you keep trying and stay out of the way.

[jakespoppy]

We can send Matt on a recon mission.

That's a kamikaze mission!

[GDCarrington]

Is something in your way? I'll let you keep trying and stay out of the way.

Hey, I cannot cross the Mason Dixon line this time of the year. Someone up north will have to try!

[RichGem]

Well in his defense I don't think the tutu is a good look for a penguin. :bored:

Huh, whadaya know, you're right....

http://penguincheatscp.com/files/2010/11/Ballerina.jpg

[RichGem]

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"I feel pretty, Oh so pretty...." :ohmy:

[GDCarrington]

"I feel pretty, Oh so pretty...." :ohmy:

Et Tu Rich?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rurbv89IgKA

[brianw]

must....................................not....... ............................comment

[OldSaw]

must....................................not....... ............................comment

Smoked penguin brisket. Feel better now?

[GDCarrington]

must....................................not....... ............................comment

My work here is complete for today!

[OldSaw]

My work here is complete for today!

Yep, you did it.

[DFrancis]

must....................................not....... ............................comment

:w00t::jump::badger::a50::clap:

[Intrigued]

must....................................not....... ............................comment

Penguin got your tongue? :ihih:

[brianw]

Penguin got your tongue? :ihih:

No...but I had some penguin tongue for breakfast on my bagel.

[jadam318]

Yeah, there are a few of us. But just so you still feel at home here, I need to ask......... Are you staying warm and dry these days? :innocent:

:glare: I was hoping to avoid that topic......



Welcome back to whatever this thread is called these days!

Thanks, man!


Adam! Good to see you!

Blake! What's up, buddy? How you been?



A D A M !

R I C H ! You still reign as Czar, I see.


Adam? Who's Adam? :confused1




Seriously though, welcome back man. I hope life has been treating you well.:001_smile

I am Adam!

Hey, thanks, Gollum. It has!



When we saw him last, he was in negotiations for a job as the "Depends" spokesman.

That fell through. Turns out, I have a shy bladder when they put me in front of a camera.


Oh right. And he's sunk several canoes singlehandedly. Oh could I forget. :rolleyes:

Actually, it was only in self-bailing rafts. No sinking! That's what is so great about it! TRUE freedom!


It's under consideration, but this one is the current forerunner:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t74er5nTMHo&feature=related


Wow. I have been away a while. When did the Czardom pick an anthem?


Well, there is no denying that. Very well then, Burnwood's Ode to Joy shall be put forth as the Czardom's National Anthem.

...and since when was the Czar so easily swayed? :confused1



In summary, it doesn't look like I've missed much.

[GDCarrington]

Wow. I have been away a while. When did the Czardom pick an anthem?

...and since when was the Czar so easily swayed? :confused1

When the song he first suggested has too much squeezebox. It forced, reconsideration upon further review!

[gollum83]

We can send Matt on a recon mission.


That's a kamikaze mission!

How brave of you both to volunteer me... :glare:


:glare: I was hoping to avoid that topic.......

Well you should have known better. Just saying. :lol:


That fell through. Turns out, I have a shy bladder when they put me in front of a camera.

Yet another reason why the Czardom needs to invest in a countrywide sercurity camera program.....

[jadam318]

Well you should have known better. Just saying. :lol:

Since when have I known better?




Yet another reason why the Czardom needs to invest in a countrywide sercurity camera program.....

Hidden cameras don't have the same effect on me.

[jadam318]

When the song he first has too much squeezebox. It forced, reconsideration upon further review!

I may regret asking this (as questions here often lend themselves to ridicule...not that there's anything wrong with that...), but what is "squeezebox"?

[GDCarrington]

I may regret asking this (as questions here often lend themselves to ridicule...not that there's anything wrong with that...), but what is "squeezebox"?

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It is also known as the accordion!

[jadam318]

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It is also known as the accordion!

That...makes perfect sense.

...now....why are we opposed to these?

[GDCarrington]

That...makes perfect sense.

...now....why are we opposed to these?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Gq3OaX_VA

Due to the counter culture of the 1960s reacting to the music of their parents (a.k.a. Lawrence Welk) the Baby Boomer generation deemed it the most uncool of instruments.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDAtmYhQuxI

[jadam318]

Due to the counter culture of the 1960s reacting to the music of their parents (a.k.a. Lawrence Welk) the Baby Boomer generation deemed it the most uncool of instruments.



Since my parents were a part of the 1960's counter culture, and my generation is having the same reaction to them....wouldn't that mean that accrodions are cool again?

Besides, I'm not even sure that pop culture influences the Czardom.

Then again, either way is fine with me. I'm indifferent to accordions.

[GDCarrington]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9aj4PTEl6Q

[gollum83]

Since when have I known better?

That definitely explains a lot...


Since my parents were a part of the 1960's counter culture, and my generation is having the same reaction to them....wouldn't that mean that accrodions are cool again?

Heck no! Have you even heard an accordion? They make sounds so vile that they make the blood curdle. :scared:

[jadam318]

That definitely explains a lot...



Heck no! Have you even heard an accordion? They make sounds so vile that they make the blood curdle. :scared:

Or "they make sounds that can make you dance like this"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydRjBbWszsk

[gollum83]

Or "they make sounds that can make you dance like this"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydRjBbWszsk

Um, no. :blink:

Apparently you never had a grandmother who played the accordion. You are so lucky.

[OldSaw]

What about concertinas? They're squeeze boxes too. I much prefer the concertina to the accordion.

[OldSaw]

What about this Squeezebox?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXoxH8HI7z8

[DFrancis]

How brave of you both to volunteer me... :glare:





You are most welcome. :biggrin:

[RichGem]

Heck no! Have you even heard an accordion? They make sounds so vile that they make the blood curdle. :scared:

Close, Matt, but I think you meant bagpipes there. Accordian is a close second, though.

[jadam318]

What about this Squeezebox?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXoxH8HI7z8

I think I prefer an actual accordion. :bored:

[Intrigued]

The czar has some cousins in this one. :w00t:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLemc3fowy0

[gollum83]

Close, Matt, but I think you meant bagpipes there. Accordian is a close second, though.

Nope, definitely meant the accordion. I blame the frequent exposure to polka at numerous family gatherings, weddings and reunions.


I think I prefer an actual accordion. :bored:

Did you just diss the Who? :glare:

[GDCarrington]

I think I prefer an actual accordion. :bored:


Did you just diss the Who? :glare:

Well, his preference of an actual accordion over the Who means...

[jadam318]

Did you just diss the Who? :glare:

Who do you mean?





....but yes. That particular performance was terrible. I'm not saying they are a bad band, just that they had a bad showing for that video.


Well, his preference of an actual accordion over the Who means...

...absolutely nothing.

[OldSaw]

Nope, definitely meant the accordion. I blame the frequent exposure to polka at numerous family gatherings, weddings and reunions.



Did you just diss the Who? :glare:

That's what I was thinking. I know it wasn't the best live recording, but I think we've all heard the studio version enough to get the idea.

[OldSaw]

Who do you mean?





....but yes. That particular performance was terrible. I'm not saying they are a bad band, just that they had a bad showing for that video.



...absolutely nothing.

Got it. I debated whether to use that one, or one of the "bootleg" studio versions with a bunch of stills and finally decided that the live performance was just more fun.

[jadam318]

Got it. I debated whether to use that one, or one of the "bootleg" studio versions with a bunch of stills and finally decided that the live performance was just more fun.

You're probably right. It was fun, it just sounded worse than an accordion (IMO). Haha.

P.S. I'm a little disappointed that no one ran with this:


Who do you mean?

someone else - "The Who"

me - "That's what I'm asking you. 'Who?'"

someone else - "Who, the band."

me - "I don't know who. That's why I'm asking you. Who is it?"

That could go on for a while if played properly.

[RichGem]

P.S. I'm a little disappointed that no one ran with this:



someone else - "The Doctor"

me - "That's what I'm asking you. 'Doctor Who?'"

someone else - "Yes, Doctor Who."

me - "I don't know who. That's why I'm asking you. Who is it?"

That could go on for a while if played properly.


Ftfy. :biggrin:

[jadam318]

Ftfy. :biggrin:

:001_rolle You and your British comedy....

[OldSaw]

You're probably right. It was fun, it just sounded worse than an accordion (IMO). Haha.

P.S. I'm a little disappointed that no one ran with this:



someone else - "The Who"

me - "That's what I'm asking you. 'Who?'"

someone else - "Who, the band."

me - "I don't know who. That's why I'm asking you. Who is it?"

That could go on for a while if played properly.

Oh yeah, that too. I think I was too busy posting in shave related threads yesterday. :a35:

[DFrancis]

Oh yeah, that too. I think I was too busy posting in shave related threads yesterday. :a35:

Where are these shave threads you speak of? :confused:

[RichGem]

Where are these shave threads you speak of? :confused:

And why would you post there? :huh:

[OldSaw]

Where are these shave threads you speak of? :confused:


And why would you post there? :huh:

Strange hobby.

[RichGem]

Strange hobby.

:out:

[RichGem]

http://smileluver38.webs.com/photos/Happy New Year Penguin.gif

http://i.mnpls.com/676/67690.gif

[GDCarrington]

http://smileluver38.webs.com/photos/Happy%20New%20Year%20Penguin.gif

http://i.mnpls.com/676/67690.gif

I could say something funny, but it is the end of the old year so...

Happy New Year!

[Intrigued]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Bkcg0h_2hSY/Tv3dgDxhKYI/AAAAAAAARmA/c91Uh9kRF8E/s320/2012-seal_2096255i.jpeg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc0YuyCnLAk


:blink: :scared: :blink:




Looks like Brian's been up to his usual tricks all ready. :glare:

[RichGem]

:blink: :scared: :blink:




Looks like Brian's been up to his usual tricks all ready. :glare:

:letterk2:

[GDCarrington]

Well even if tricks are played...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOuSE6tIWYc

Happy New Year to everyone in the Clown House!

[OldSaw]

Happy New Year! :a50:

[jakespoppy]

Happy New Year, TATers!

[GDCarrington]

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[RichGem]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa303/recipegirl/Social%20Spark/BaconWrappedTaterTots15.jpg

TATers wrapped in bacon.

[RichGem]

http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/267893-The-Simpson-s-Stole-my-business-idea!

[gollum83]

Looks like Brian's been up to his usual tricks all ready. :glare:

He's probably made a New Year's resolution to eat more penguin too. :nonod:

[brianw]

He's probably made a New Year's resolution to eat more penguin too. :nonod:

Yes and that is a resolution that will be EASY to keep !

[RichGem]

Yes and that is a resolution that will be EASY to keep !

It was nice of you though, to get hats made up.

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[brianw]

Those are not the ones I had made up.... the sword has skewered the bird and is acting as a spit !

[gollum83]

Those are not the ones I had made up.... the sword has skewered the bird and is acting as a spit !

Not that I care, but I would probably advise against eating penguin ninjas. They'll likely keep fighting you on the way down and then some.

[RichGem]

Not that I care, but I would probably advise against eating penguin ninjas. They'll likely keep fighting you on the way down and then some.

Indigestion is only the beginning. :ihih:

[GDCarrington]

Rich,

Have you been in the Nib thread again?

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[RichGem]

Rich,

Have you been in the Nib thread again?

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:lol: :biggrin:

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to fill a pen without thumbs.

[OldSaw]

Rich,

Have you been in the Nib thread again?

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Looks like it's time to round him up again and put him back in his cage.

[GDCarrington]

Looks like it's time to round him up again and put him back in his cage.

Not without a pair of coveralls and gloves. Just look at all that ink!

[OldSaw]

Not without a pair of coveralls and gloves. Just look at all that ink!

I know the coating of ink almost makes one think they could handle him without gloves, but don't let that fool you.

[brianw]

Looks like it's time to round him up again and put him back in his cage.

here use my special Penguin cage......

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[gollum83]

here use my special Penguin cage......

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You ain't foolin' no one. That's a smoker. :glare:

[Intrigued]

here use my special Penguin cage......

http://badgerandblade.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=210188&d=1325634175





You ain't foolin' no one. That's a smoker. :glare:


I think it's time to put the "wardrobe" back in Brian's driveway. :sneaky2:

[RichGem]

I think it's time to put the "wardrobe" back in Brian's driveway. :sneaky2:

This.

[Duckster]

Oh noes!! The czar is in danger!!
Rich, quick... hide in here:
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[RichGem]

Oh noes!! The czar is in danger!!
Rich, quick... hide in here:
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:glare: :nonod:

[RichGem]

Oh noes!! The czar is in danger!!
Rich, quick... hide in here:
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I hear that pressure cooking is good for tenderizing chaps tho.

[Intrigued]

Oh noes!! The czar is in danger!!
Rich, quick... hide in here:
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=210205&d=1325638247


:glare: :nonod:


Czar, it sounds like Duckster should ride shotgun in the wardrobe this year. :shifty:

[gollum83]

I think it's time to put the "wardrobe" back in Brian's driveway. :sneaky2:

And by now the wardrobe has been vacated by its previous resident one way or the other.


I hear that pressure cooking is good for tenderizing chaps tho.

Tender enough to cut them with a butterknife from what I heard. :lol:

[GDCarrington]

As to the aforementioned chaps... http://www.mapsu.org/index_files/unclesampee.gif

[gollum83]

As to the aforementioned chaps... http://www.mapsu.org/index_files/unclesampee.gif

But there's a full moon out tonight... :ciappa:

[RichGem]

Czar, it sounds like Duckster should ride shotgun in the wardrobe this year. :shifty:

Oooh. So let it be done. :ihih:





Tender enough to cut them with a butterknife from what I heard. :lol:

You don't even need to pound them with the tenderizer-hammer-thingy.


But there's a full moon out tonight... :ciappa:

laugh-cry

[gollum83]

You don't even need to pound them with the tenderizer-hammer-thingy

You mean a meat tenderizer? :tongue:

You can always save it for tenderizing ducks into submission if you get my drift. :ihih:

[GDCarrington]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7sl2lLx61qedzbdo1_500.gif

[GDCarrington]

http://cpocalyk.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/rabbitduck1.jpg

[RichGem]

You mean a meat tenderizer? :tongue:

Yeah, like I said. :biggrin:


You can always save it for tenderizing ducks into submission if you get my drift. :ihih:

:w00t: Now, if we could just do something about the gamy taste.

[OldSaw]

I hear that pressure cooking is good for tenderizing chaps tho.

Are you getting a craving for Blake's chaps again? Pitiful, juuuust pitiful. 210235





http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7sl2lLx61qedzbdo1_500.gif

Penguin season...


http://cpocalyk.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/rabbitduck1.jpg

...penguin season.

[gollum83]

:w00t: Now, if we could just do something about the gamy taste.

I suggest drowning it in booze like the French do. Grand Marnier in particular. :drool:

[Intrigued]

I suggest drowning it in booze like the French do. Grand Marnier in particular. :drool:

I suggest drinking the booze 'til we don't notice the gamy taste. :a17:

[RichGem]

I suggest drowning it in booze like the French do. Grand Marnier in particular. :drool:

And flambe'-ing it just to be sure.

[OldSaw]

And flambe'-ing it just to be sure.

Are you talking duck or penguin? Oh wait... still talking chaps?...

[gollum83]

I suggest drinking the booze 'til we don't notice the gamy taste. :a17:


And flambe'-ing it just to be sure.

Mashed, smashed and burned it is. :lol:

[GDCarrington]

And flambe'-ing it just to be sure.

Gentlemen, take heed!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBvkxamFizY

[gollum83]

Gentlemen, take heed!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBvkxamFizY

Take heed? Of what? Youtube not wanitng you to embed their videos? :blink:

[GDCarrington]

Take heed? Of what? Youtube not wanitng you to embed their videos? :blink:

No. You can't flambe! It's not flambe season!

[sol92258]

Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made...

[DFrancis]

Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made...

does it involve Blake and chaps?

[Duckster]

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[OldSaw]

Moving along... the lemon souffle was absoposilutely wondermous. :thumbup:

[GDCarrington]

Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made...

I told you to stop swinging through the lemon trees like ...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfIQi-Uzvek

[blackfoot]

Looks like I haven't missed anything the last couple of days. Enjoy. lol

[Mycon]

Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made...
That frickin' song ruined one of my finals a few years back. Instead of the processes of human development, all that was running through my head was:
Look at my horse! My horse is amaaazing!

[jadam318]

How long has Duckster's title read "I'd rather eat Blake's chaps"? Did that just happen, or did I miss something a while back?


Looks like I haven't missed anything the last couple of days. Enjoy. lol

+1

[RichGem]

How long has Duckster's title read "I'd rather eat Blake's chaps"? Did that just happen, or did I miss something a while back?



+1

You missed something during your absence.

[jakespoppy]

How long has Duckster's title read "I'd rather eat Blake's chaps"? Did that just happen, or did I miss something a while back?

+1


You missed something during your absence.

....and it's not talked about anymore. Ever!

[jadam318]

You missed something during your absence.

Bummer. :crying:


....and it's not talked about anymore. Ever!

So when you say "it's not talked about anymore", what exactly do you mean? How many people will I offend by prodding further? Just you? Just you and Duckster? What am I looking at here?

[jadam318]

Warning: this post contains a quasi-serious question. It might behove most in here to look the other way.



Oh, by the way, Randy, what does it mean to be a steward? How is that different from a moderator? I don't remember seeing that (not just on you, but anywhere) prior to my...umm....absense.

[RichGem]

Warning: this post contains a quasi-serious question. It might behove most in here to look the other way.



Oh, by the way, Randy, what does it mean to be a steward? How is that different from a moderator? I don't remember seeing that (not just on you, but anywhere) prior to my...umm....absense.

Stewards, like Randy, make really good mojitos and perform other necessary service-related tasks that the mods don't have the time or the desire to do.

BTW, Randy, empty glass over here. :closedeye

[brianw]

He's always on the spot with cubed or crushed ice..... and "Mexican Flags"....

[OldSaw]

Looks like I haven't missed anything the last couple of days. Enjoy. lol

Truth be told, it is much livelier when you spend a little more quality time here. :hand:

[DFrancis]

Stewards, like Randy, make really good mojitos and perform other necessary service-related tasks that the mods don't have the time or the desire to do.

BTW, Randy, empty glass over here. :closedeye

Is randy getting drinks? G&T for me please.

[GDCarrington]

Bummer. :crying:



So when you say "it's not talked about anymore", what exactly do you mean? How many people will I offend by prodding further? Just you? Just you and Duckster? What am I looking at here?

Public safety purposes!

[OldSaw]

Is randy getting drinks? G&T for me please.

Guzzlers & Turpentine?

[brianw]

Guzzlers & Turpentine?

Hey Dennis....you ever clean out your PM Box ???? It's full!!!!!!

[GDCarrington]

Guzzlers & Turpentine?

Not Guzzlers & Turpentine? No Guzzlers is Turpentine! It removes nails and hands...livers, spleen...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al2xOOTMmLo

[gollum83]

You missed something during your absence.

:yesnod:

John likes chaps. As in likes eating them, Consider yourself informed now Adam.


Warning: this post contains a quasi-serious question. It might behove most in here to look the other way.



Oh, by the way, Randy, what does it mean to be a steward? How is that different from a moderator? I don't remember seeing that (not just on you, but anywhere) prior to my...umm....absense.

Oh just another thing you missed.

[OldSaw]

Hey Dennis....you ever clean out your PM Box ???? It's full!!!!!!

Just got an email on my phone. Took care of it.

[blackfoot]

How long has Duckster's title read "I'd rather eat Blake's chaps"? Did that just happen, or did I miss something a while back?



+1

It's been a while but God knows what all Duckster is into!


Bummer. :crying:



So when you say "it's not talked about anymore", what exactly do you mean? How many people will I offend by prodding further? Just you? Just you and Duckster? What am I looking at here?

In all fairness, when have we ever worried about who we were offending or let it stop us?


Warning: this post contains a quasi-serious question. It might behove most in here to look the other way.



Oh, by the way, Randy, what does it mean to be a steward? How is that different from a moderator? I don't remember seeing that (not just on you, but anywhere) prior to my...umm....absense.

The Steward program is a relatively new thing. Stewards have no enforcement responsibilities, as the Mods do. They are mostly liaisons for members to go to with questions and advice to take some of the burden off the Mods. Also, research and development. Stewards look for things to suggest, try, or look into to improve B&B. Also, the Mod team give them projects and run ideas past the Stewards before rolling some things out. Stewards are supposed to rotate so as to keep things fresh. But some stay in longer than others.

So, my update: Looks like I may be getting a new apartment this month. I applied today and they had already called my landlord for reference before I even got home. My girlfriend and I looked at several but this is a nice neighborhood and close to work, cheap, and the chick in the office is beautiful! lol I am pretty excited about it.

[jadam318]

Stewards, like Randy, make really good mojitos and perform other necessary service-related tasks that the mods don't have the time or the desire to do.

BTW, Randy, empty glass over here. :closedeye

Oh, I could REALLY go for mohito right now! :w00t:

Randy! Over here!



Public safety purposes!

I'm not buying it. :angry:


:yesnod:

John likes chaps. As in likes eating them, Consider yourself informed now Adam.



Thanks, Matt. :glare:



In all fairness, when have we ever worried about who we were offending or let it stop us?

You know. . . that is a GOOD point!




The Steward program is a relatively new thing. Stewards have no enforcement responsibilities, as the Mods do. They are mostly liaisons for members to go to with questions and advice to take some of the burden off the Mods. Also, research and development. Stewards look for things to suggest, try, or look into to improve B&B. Also, the Mod team give them projects and run ideas past the Stewards before rolling some things out. Stewards are supposed to rotate so as to keep things fresh. But some stay in longer than others.

Gotcha. Thanks, Blake.




So, my update: Looks like I may be getting a new apartment this month. I applied today and they had already called my landlord for reference before I even got home. My girlfriend and I looked at several but this is a nice neighborhood and close to work, cheap, and the chick in the office is beautiful! lol I am pretty excited about it.

Sweet, man!

I may need you to get the office chick's phone number for me . . . . I mean...you have a girlfriend and all . . .

[GDCarrington]

How long has Duckster's title read "I'd rather eat Blake's chaps"? Did that just happen, or did I miss something a while back?+1


You missed something during your absence.


....and it's not talked about anymore. Ever!


Public safety purposes!


:yesnod:

John likes chaps. As in likes eating them, Consider yourself informed now Adam.



Oh just another thing you missed.


I'm not buying it. :angry:

You wish to buy Blake's chaps??? Interesting!

[RichGem]

So, my update: Looks like I may be getting a new apartment this month. I applied today and they had already called my landlord for reference before I even got home. My girlfriend and I looked at several but this is a nice neighborhood and close to work, cheap, and the chick in the office is beautiful! lol I am pretty excited about it.

So, does this mean that you'll be getting real internet?!?

[GDCarrington]

So, does this mean that you'll be getting real internet?!?

As opposed to the ignore-taters-net he has been using? :laugh:

[jadam318]

You wish to buy Blake's chaps??? Interesting!

That's preposterous! I've never even seen Blake's chaps.

[GDCarrington]

That's preposterous! I've never even seen Blake's chaps.

Then I can truly say, you don't know what you are missing!

More than likely though, you are extremely grateful as well!

[gollum83]

So, my update: Looks like I may be getting a new apartment this month. I applied today and they had already called my landlord for reference before I even got home. My girlfriend and I looked at several but this is a nice neighborhood and close to work, cheap, and the chick in the office is beautiful! lol I am pretty excited about it.

Yeah, beautiful office chicks will do that. I just hope for your sake the girlfriend doesn't find out about you two. :001_tt2:


Thanks, Matt. :glare:

You're most welcome. :biggrin:


You wish to buy Blake's chaps??? Interesting!

Just to warn you, Adam, they are ever so slightly used. :bored:


So, does this mean that you'll be getting real internet?!?

Real internet? What's that? :confused:


That's preposterous! I've never even seen Blake's chaps.

Just keep telling yourself that. What's been seen can't be unseen.

[RichGem]

Just keep telling yourself that. What's been seen can't be unseen.

And no amount of brain bleach will help in the slightest.

[Intrigued]

That's preposterous! I've never even seen Blake's chaps.




Just keep telling yourself that. What's been seen can't be unseen.


And no amount of brain bleach will help in the slightest.


We TATers know this only too well. :nonod:

[blackfoot]

Adam, sadly she had a very nice diamond on her finger.

Rich, god willing, yes, eventually. Not immediately though.

[RichGem]

Rich, god willing, yes, eventually.

:w00t:


Not immediately though.

:sad:

[blackfoot]

Well, I have some catch up to do first.

[GDCarrington]

Well, I have some catch up to do first.
Make sure it is Heinz or Hunts. Don't settle for the off brand stuff!

http://media.heinz.com/media/ourfoods/products/1280x1024/ketchup_3.jpg http://www.kwickargo.com/product_images/b/118/HuntsCatsup44.5oz__14452_zoom.JPG

[OldSaw]

No high fructose corn syrup? Why that's almost un-American.

[quist]

is this where i post to get up to the 50 post's it takes to sell things in the shaving mall?

[RichGem]

is this where i post to get up to the 50 post's it takes to sell things in the shaving mall?

Actually, no. Posts in the "clown house" forum don't count toward your total. Best way to up your count is by posts that in some way contribute something. "+1" and the like just to up your count are frowned upon, just so you know.

[RichGem]

No high fructose corn syrup? Why that's almost un-American.

At least in Nebraska, anyhow.

[Intrigued]

is this where i post to get up to the 50 post's it takes to sell things in the shaving mall?

Hi! Welcome to TAT where the post don't count and neither can we. Well, Richard can, but only up to 2 or so on account of his having wings and then he can't even fly. :frown2:

[gollum83]

No high fructose corn syrup? Why that's almost un-American.

I' m sure Ketchup doesn't care, it's not even American.


Hi! Welcome to TAT where the post don't count and neither can we. Well, Richard can, but only up to 2 or so on account of his having wings and then he can't even fly. :frown2:

What about his toes? Can't he count on his toes? :blink:

[RichGem]

Hi! Welcome to TAT where the post don't count and neither can we. Well, Richard can, but only up to 2 or so on account of his having wings and then he can't even fly. :frown2:

Rub it in. :crying:

[gollum83]

Rub it in. :crying:

We can always buy you a jetpack.

[blackfoot]

Good evening!

[GDCarrington]

Good evening!

You will have to pick another line. This gentleman made it his trademark.

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Welcome once again!

[RichGem]

We can always buy you a jetpack.

:w00t:

[GDCarrington]

We can always buy you a jetpack.


:w00t:

Just don't burn your tail!

211277

[RichGem]

Just don't burn your tail!

211277

Look Ma! I'm flying! :jump:


It's just the thing I need for visiting the Outlying Territories.

[GDCarrington]

Just don't burn your tail!

211277


Look Ma! I'm flying! :jump:


It's just the thing I need for visiting the Outlying Territories.

Just keep that tail tucked! :yesnod:

[OldSaw]

Good evening!

Good evening Blake. Since you're an adventurous outdoorsy kind of guy, just wanted to let you know I'm going skiing tomorrow. Hope I don't hit any penguins on the slopes. Myself and a friend are venturing outside the Cheddar Curtain to Michigan for a little downhill action, so it will probably be penguin free.

[brianw]

Dennis ...if you do, just put them in a cooler and ship them down here.... smoker is always ready

[Intrigued]

What about his toes? Can't he count on his toes? :blink:

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Okay, from the looks of it he can. So Richard can count to 8. :biggrin:

[blackfoot]

Good evening Blake. Since you're an adventurous outdoorsy kind of guy, just wanted to let you know I'm going skiing tomorrow. Hope I don't hit any penguins on the slopes. Myself and a friend are venturing outside the Cheddar Curtain to Michigan for a little downhill action, so it will probably be penguin free.

I have never been skiing before but would love to try it some day. Have fun and don't break any bones unless it's someone else's. Lol

[gollum83]

Good evening Blake. Since you're an adventurous outdoorsy kind of guy, just wanted to let you know I'm going skiing tomorrow. Hope I don't hit any penguins on the slopes. Myself and a friend are venturing outside the Cheddar Curtain to Michigan for a little downhill action, so it will probably be penguin free.

Where at? We've maybe seen a grand total of a fourth of an inch here in southeast Michigan.

[blackfoot]

Where at? We've maybe seen a grand total of a fourth of an inch here in southeast Michigan.
_
We reportedly got 2 inches several days ago but looked like a dusting to me. It has been very unusual this year.

[gollum83]

_
We reportedly got 2 inches several days ago but looked like a dusting to me. It has been very unusual this year.

Two whole inches? I might have been able to snowshoe on that... :rolleyes:

Come on winter! Where are you? I want snow!

[Intrigued]

Two whole inches? I might have been able to snowshoe on that... :rolleyes:

Come on winter! Where are you? I want snow!

That 6 to 8 inch wet mess we got a few weeks ago tore apart 2 of my smoke trees I've had for close to 20 years. I already hate this winter. :letterk2:

[gollum83]

That 6 to 8 inch wet mess we got a few weeks ago tore apart 2 of my smoke trees I've had for close to 20 years. I already hate this winter. :letterk2:

What are you complaining about? At least you got snow at some point. :whistling:

[Intrigued]

What are you complaining about? At least got snow at some point. :whistling:


That does it! I'm sending all my snow to you. :glare:

[gollum83]

That does it! I'm sending all my snow to you. :glare:

Hooray! :clap:



Oh sorry, I'm supposed to be horrified at this turn of events, aren't I?

Umm... boo... no snow... I love... err, hate snow... do your worst... :shifty:

[Intrigued]

Hooray! :clap:



Oh sorry, I'm supposed to be horrified at this turn of events, aren't I?

Umm... boo... no snow... I love... err, hate snow... do your worst... :shifty:


I'll remind you of this post later...... :ihih:

[GDCarrington]

That does it! I'm sending all my snow to you. :glare:

Now let me see if I have this clear, are you sending Matt snow, or the wet mess?

[OldSaw]

Dennis ...if you do, just put them in a cooler and ship them down here.... smoker is always ready

Nearly hit one, but some kid on a snowboard flattened him before I could get there. Then all of his buddies did a skid stop, buried him in a pile of snow and then used the mogul as a jump.

[OldSaw]

Where at? We've maybe seen a grand total of a fourth of an inch here in southeast Michigan.

Iron Mountain. Mostly made snow. These new snow cannons make some pretty fine snow. It was an absoposolutely fabulous day to be on the hill.

[OldSaw]

That 6 to 8 inch wet mess we got a few weeks ago tore apart 2 of my smoke trees I've had for close to 20 years. I already hate this winter. :letterk2:

Where? UP?, TC? My brother-in-law says he gets a lot of lake effect in TC.

[blackfoot]

I actually like snow too, Matt. And Dennis, heard good things about Iron Mountain. Sounds fun.

[Intrigued]

Where? UP?, TC? My brother-in-law says he gets a lot of lake effect in TC.


Just north of Lansing back in Dec. It started with a day of rain then the temp. dropped and it switched over to super wet snow. I've seen wet snows before but never had it hit my trees so hard. It broke about 2/3 of the limbs out of my one little guy. :crying: My husband had to go out with the chainsaw to clean the mess up. The city ended up sending out a crew to grind up all the downed limbs around town.

It weird that this has so far been the mildest winter that I can recall and I've already had more damage to my trees than any winter in the over 20 years that we've lived here.

[OldSaw]

Just north of Lansing back in Dec. It started with a day of rain then the temp. dropped and it switched over to super wet snow. I've seen wet snows before but never had it hit my trees so hard. It broke about 2/3 of the limbs out of my one little guy. :crying: My husband had to go out with the chainsaw to clean the mess up. The city ended up sending out a crew to grind up all the downed limbs around town.

It weird that this has so far been the mildest winter that I can recall and I've already had more damage to my trees than any winter in the over 20 years that we've lived here.

I'm loving this winter so far. Nice and mild and only 2 hours to man made snow.

BTW, Mrs. OldSaw is from Midland.

[RichGem]

Two whole inches? I might have been able to snowshoe on that... :rolleyes:


That's what *she* said. :huh:

[RichGem]

Nearly hit one, but some kid on a snowboard flattened him before I could get there. Then all of his buddies did a skid stop, buried him in a pile of snow and then used the mogul as a jump.

Better luck next time.

[gollum83]

Now let me see if I have this clear, are you sending Matt snow, or the wet mess?

Do not, I repeat, do not send Adam here. :glare:


Iron Mountain. Mostly made snow. These new snow cannons make some pretty fine snow. It was an absoposolutely fabulous day to be on the hill.

Nice area. Sounds fun.


Just north of Lansing back in Dec. It started with a day of rain then the temp. dropped and it switched over to super wet snow. I've seen wet snows before but never had it hit my trees so hard. It broke about 2/3 of the limbs out of my one little guy. :crying: My husband had to go out with the chainsaw to clean the mess up. The city ended up sending out a crew to grind up all the downed limbs around town.

It weird that this has so far been the mildest winter that I can recall and I've already had more damage to my trees than any winter in the over 20 years that we've lived here.

Well maybe it wasn't the snow. I mean ask yourself, when did you start baking bagels for bigfoot?

[GDCarrington]

Now let me see if I have this clear, are you sending Matt snow, or the wet mess?


Do not, I repeat, do not send Adam here. :glare:

O.K. then, no wet mess!

[Intrigued]

Well maybe it wasn't the snow. I mean ask yourself, when did you start baking bagels for bigfoot?

:blink: Are you saying Bigfoot broke my little tree all up. After I all the time I spend feeding him bagels.... NOoooooooo! :crying:

[RichGem]

:blink: Are you saying Bigfoot broke my little tree all up. After I all the time I spend feeding him bagels.... NOoooooooo! :crying:

Maybe the bagels were under cooked?

[Intrigued]

Maybe the bagels were under cooked?

:nonod: No, they are really good bagels.

http://www.browneyedbaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cinn-raisin-bagels-crcheese.jpg

[RichGem]

:nonod: No, they are really good bagels.

http://www.browneyedbaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cinn-raisin-bagels-crcheese.jpg

I guess he's sick of blueberry then. Maybe he needs whole grain and fiber?

[sol92258]

grinning ear to ear all day today (hint: I work with several LSU fans :))

[RichGem]

grinning ear to ear all day today (hint: I work with several LSU fans :))

New dentures too big ?

[Duckster]

I think Jim found a good deal on toilet paper, laundry detergent, and toilet paper.

[GDCarrington]

grinning ear to ear all day today (hint: I work with several LSU fans :))

I thought you went through focus group testing again!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e0Gsn4khss

[RichGem]

i thought you went through focus group testing again!


For the win!

[OldSaw]

Major news at the OldSaw household. Put an offer in on a house this morning and wouldn't you know someone else is trying to trump our offer. We are on pins and needles waiting for a reply from the sellers.

[GDCarrington]

Major news at the OldSaw household. Put an offer in n a house this morning and wouldn't you know someone else is trying to trump our offer. We are on pins and needles waiting for a reply from the sellers.

Good fortune to the two of you on this!

[RichGem]

Major news at the OldSaw household. Put an offer in n a house this morning and wouldn't you know someone else is trying to trump our offer. We are on pins and needles waiting for a reply from the sellers.


Good fortune to the two of you on this!

+1. I hear that stepping in penguin poop is considered lucky. Just sayin' :whistling:

[OldSaw]

+1. I hear that stepping in penguin poop is considered lucky. Just sayin' :whistling:

There were no penguins in the vicinity.

[gollum83]

+1. I hear that stepping in penguin poop is considered lucky. Just sayin' :whistling:

Eewwwwww!!!! Rich!!!! What the heck? :mad3:

[Duckster]

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[GDCarrington]

+1. I hear that stepping in penguin poop is considered lucky. Just sayin' :whistling:

Please define who it would be considered lucky for and why is it considered lucky ... wait a minute, this is a setup for a discussion of Blake's chaps. Nevermind! Forget I brought it up!

[OldSaw]

Please define who it would be considered lucky for and why is it considered lucky ... wait a minute, this is a setup for a discussion of Blake's chaps. Nevermind! Forget I brought it up!

It's only lucky if it's still inside the penguin. :lol:

[blackfoot]

I do not understand what's going on here but good luck Dennis. I got my apartment yesterday so I'm excited.

[gollum83]

I do not understand what's going on here but good luck Dennis.

And that's unusual how? :blink:


I got my apartment yesterday so I'm excited.

Congrats! :w00t:

So how's the new place?

[OldSaw]

Good fortune to the two of you on this!


+1. I hear that stepping in penguin poop is considered lucky. Just sayin' :whistling:


I do not understand what's going on here but good luck Dennis. I got my apartment yesterday so I'm excited.

Thanks all.

And congratulations Blake.

Our offer on the house was accepted. It is a very tiny little house, kinda like a cottage, with no garage and best of all... no mortgage!

The ironic thing is that this house is right next door to my first house that I bought nearly 25 years ago. I knew the original owner/builder. It is the smallest house on the block and is exactly what we were looking for. Small, cheap and in a decent neighborhood. We found plenty of small, crappy houses and cheap houses in crappy neighborhoods, but finding a cheap house in a nice neighborhood isn't easy.

[Intrigued]

Our offer on the house was accepted. It is a very tiny little house, kinda like a cottage, with no garage and best of all... no mortgage!

The ironic thing is that this house is right next door to my first house that I bought nearly 25 years ago. I knew the original owner/builder. It is the smallest house on the block and is exactly what we were looking for. Small, cheap and in a decent neighborhood. We found plenty of small, crappy houses and cheap houses in crappy neighborhoods, but finding a cheap house in a nice neighborhood isn't easy.

Congratulations! :thumbup:

Can we see some pictures of you tiny little house/cottage with no mortgage? Please!!!!!!!

.......... Did you have to step in penguin poop to get it? :001_unsur

[brianw]

Congratulations! :thumbup:
Did you have to step in penguin poop to get it? :001_unsur

Congrats Dennis.... I sure hope you didn't have to. The only way to step in PP the correct way is while you are plucking for the smoker

[RichGem]

Thanks all.

And congratulations Blake.

Our offer on the house was accepted. It is a very tiny little house, kinda like a cottage, with no garage and best of all... no mortgage!

The ironic thing is that this house is right next door to my first house that I bought nearly 25 years ago. I knew the original owner/builder. It is the smallest house on the block and is exactly what we were looking for. Small, cheap and in a decent neighborhood. We found plenty of small, crappy houses and cheap houses in crappy neighborhoods, but finding a cheap house in a nice neighborhood isn't easy.

Good thing you don't have to park that semi anymore.

Congrats!

[gollum83]

Thanks all.

And congratulations Blake.

Our offer on the house was accepted. It is a very tiny little house, kinda like a cottage, with no garage and best of all... no mortgage!

The ironic thing is that this house is right next door to my first house that I bought nearly 25 years ago. I knew the original owner/builder. It is the smallest house on the block and is exactly what we were looking for. Small, cheap and in a decent neighborhood. We found plenty of small, crappy houses and cheap houses in crappy neighborhoods, but finding a cheap house in a nice neighborhood isn't easy.

Well congratulations, Dennis. And no mortage? That's the best kind of house. :thumbup:


.......... Did you have to step in penguin poop to get it? :001_unsur

*sigh* That's it. Does anyone know how to potty train a penguin? :glare:

[OldSaw]

Congratulations! :thumbup:

Can we see some pictures of you tiny little house/cottage with no mortgage? Please!!!!!!!

.......... Did you have to step in penguin poop to get it? :001_unsur

I'm not going to promise (like a former Czar we all know) but I will probably post pics, or at least direct you to Mrs. OldSaw's new blog when she posts them.


Congrats Dennis.... I sure hope you didn't have to. The only way to step in PP the correct way is while you are plucking for the smoker

...or when standing on it as you remove the brisket (kinda the way one "breasts out" a duck).


Good thing you don't have to park that semi anymore.

Congrats!

Thanks Rich. Well, we certainly didn't need an extra house when we were out on the road. However, now that I am back behind a desk we need a permanent residence in town. I'm glad I won't have to renew the lease on our apartment.

The nice thing about having a tiny house is that our overhead will be low enough to allow us to save up enough to build a new cottage at our place in northern Wisconsin.

My number one pet peeve with all houses is property tax! It is the single most unfair tax that I know of. When you buy a car, you may pay sales tax when you buy it, but not every year. If your income goes down so does your income tax. If you have no income you don't pay any income tax. But your house gets taxed every year whether you made money or not.

[OldSaw]

Well congratulations, Dennis. And no mortage? That's the best kind of house. :thumbup:



*sigh* That's it. Does anyone know how to potty train a penguin? :glare:

I don't think it's possible. That's why we exported ours to Connecticut.

[GDCarrington]

*sigh* That's it. Does anyone know how to potty train a penguin? :glare:

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100323141740AA2SXMK

[gollum83]

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100323141740AA2SXMK

Yeah, house training the Czar would probably land me back in the dungeons again. Forget I mentioned it.

[DFrancis]

Thanks all.

And congratulations Blake.

Our offer on the house was accepted. It is a very tiny little house, kinda like a cottage, with no garage and best of all... no mortgage!

The ironic thing is that this house is right next door to my first house that I bought nearly 25 years ago. I knew the original owner/builder. It is the smallest house on the block and is exactly what we were looking for. Small, cheap and in a decent neighborhood. We found plenty of small, crappy houses and cheap houses in crappy neighborhoods, but finding a cheap house in a nice neighborhood isn't easy.

Congrats Dennis!

[OldSaw]

Congrats Dennis!

Thanks. It was kind of fun putting in all my sell orders tonight to convert some stock to cash. I'm really going to miss Dollar General, it was the best stock I had. It way outperformed GE, Pfizer and Berkshire Hathaway.

[DFrancis]

Thanks. It was kind of fun putting in all my sell orders tonight to convert some stock to cash. I'm really going to miss Dollar General, it was the best stock I had. It way outperformed GE, Pfizer and Berkshire Hathaway.

:lol: Fun is not the way I would describe buying my house. very stressful but worth it in the long run.

[OldSaw]

Stocks all sold. Took a few hits as the market is down today. I thought about waiting until Tuesday (Monday is a banking and brokerage holiday) but was afraid that with the news about the down grading of the Euro, that next week could be a steady decline and I no longer have the time to wait for a recovery.

My stocks were all rock solid stuff, so I still realized an overall gain, just down a few hundred from yesterday. It could rally back strong on Tuesday, but I only have a limited time to make this all happen. So anyway, it will take until next week Thursday before I can actually get the cash, but we have a month to close, unless we decide to go sooner.

[blackfoot]

That's really great Dennis! Glad it's working out.

Matt, my new place is 5mine minutes from work!

[gollum83]

That's really great Dennis! Glad it's working out.

Matt, my new place is 5mine minutes from work!

Only 5 minutes? Nice, beats the heck out of a long commute don't it?






And on a completely unrelated side note, beer + aging in bourbon barrels = awesomeness squared. :001_wub:

[RichGem]

Matt, my new place is 5mine minutes from work!

Is the mine minute made up of 60 mine seconds? :huh:


Only 5 minutes? Nice, beats the heck out of a long commute don't it?



But, that depends on how many mine minutes equal a standard minute, doesn't it?

:tongue:

[gollum83]

But, that depends on how many mine minutes equal a standard minute, doesn't it?

:tongue:

I rather deal with mine minutes than penguin poop. :rolleyes:

[RichGem]

I rather deal with mine minutes than penguin poop. :rolleyes:

:idea:

[OldSaw]

That's really great Dennis! Glad it's working out.

Matt, my new place is 5mine minutes from work!

Nice going on the short commute. My current apartment is only 5 minutes and my gas usage is quite low. The new house will be a 15-20 minute commute. We couldn't find anything that was habitable in our price range that close to work.

[OldSaw]

Is the mine minute made up of 60 mine seconds? :huh:



But, that depends on how many mine minutes equal a standard minute, doesn't it?

:tongue:


I rather deal with mine minutes than penguin poop. :rolleyes:

I hear you can use Schrute Bucks to buy extra mine minutes.

[gollum83]

Nice going on the short commute. My current apartment is only 5 minutes and my gas usage is quite low. The new house will be a 15-20 minute commute. We couldn't find anything that was habitable in our price range that close to work.

15-20 minutes isn't bad. It's about what my commute is now. Beats the heck out of slightly over an hour, or probably driving a semi around all day for that matter.


I hear you can use Schrute Bucks to buy extra mine minutes.

:w00t:

[OldSaw]

15-20 minutes isn't bad. It's about what my commute is now. Beats the heck out of slightly over an hour, or probably driving a semi around all day for that matter.



:w00t:

The commute to work, when I was trucking, was only about 4 feet. :biggrin1:

[gollum83]

The commute to work, when I was trucking, was only about 4 feet. :biggrin1:

Good point. Yeah, 15 to 20 minutes is a horrible commute. :lol:

[RichGem]

Good point. Yeah, 15 to 20 minutes is a horrible commute. :lol:

Worse if they're mine minutes.

[gollum83]

Worse if they're mine minutes.

What? No, you're not your minutes, they're mine minutes!

[RichGem]

What? No, you're not your minutes, they're mine minutes!

What?! Now you're trying to claim mine minutes?!

[OldSaw]

What?! Now you're trying to claim mine minutes?!

A real fake czar would just buy more with a big pile of Schrute bucks.

[Intrigued]

:eek: :scared: :eek:

Czar! One of the Stealth Penguins has been exposed!





http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/rare-white-penguin-spotted-antarctica-213152350--abc-news.html

Really, they aren't rare- you just cannot see them :biggrin:

[DFrancis]

:eek: :scared: :eek:

Czar! One of the Stealth Penguins has been exposed!













I think Rich let that one through, so the press backs off Blake's chaps experiments.

[RichGem]

A real fake czar would just buy more with a big pile of Schrute bucks.

Buy? I think you mean "seize."

[RichGem]

:eek: :scared: :eek:

Czar! One of the Stealth Penguins has been exposed!














I think Rich let that one through, so the press backs off Blake's chaps experiments.

Actually, it's called "strategic disinformation." You know, like telling people that secret US aircraft testing is really UFOs and then starting a conspiracy-coverup. That way, when the stealth penguinators are perfected, no one will believe they're real. :ihih:

[DFrancis]

Actually, it's called "strategic disinformation." You know, like telling people that secret US aircraft testing is really UFOs and then starting a conspiracy-coverup. That way, when the stealth penguinators are perfected, no one will believe they're real. :ihih:

Does that mean Blake really does not wear chaps?

[RichGem]

Does that mean Blake really does not wear chaps?

Regrettably, that is still true. :sad:

[OldSaw]

Congratulations! :thumbup:

Can we see some pictures of you tiny little house/cottage with no mortgage? Please!!!!!!!

.......... Did you have to step in penguin poop to get it? :001_unsur

Here you go.

212791

The penguin wheelchair ramp will be taken down and a garage will be going up.

[Intrigued]

Here you go.

212791

The penguin ramp will be taken down and a garage will be going up.

ftfy......... but I hope you plan on helping Richard up the steps if you take the penguin ramp out.

Cute house! :thumbup1:

[brianw]

ftfy......... but I hope you plan on helping Richard up the steps if you take the penguin ramp out.

Cute house! :thumbup1:

I think the only help he would need would be into the smoker in the back yard

[GDCarrington]

I think Rich let that one through, so the press backs off Blake's chaps experiments.

Or even worse, Blake will equip them with chaps! :nuke:

[GDCarrington]

I think the only help he would need would be into the smoker in the back yard

Your state only allows medicinal smoking, so you will need a medical script for that!

[brianw]

My wife would b e more then happy to write that script !!!! Here in Jersey, no need for Penguin smoking scripts

[Intrigued]

I think the only help he would need would be to the smoking area in the back yard

Well yeah, because you don't want to smoke in their house. :yesnod:


My wife would be more then happy to write that script !!!! Here in Jersey, no need for Penguin smoking scripts



http://th46.photobucket.com/albums/f128/MasheySoup23/th_SmokingPenguincopy.png

[brianw]

But don't you have to have a special Bigfoot license in Michigan ?