The Anything Thread

[gollum83]

Because we descend on other people's threads.

We circled like vultures, yes, but it was because we knew that thread was doomed from the start.

[a_bit_crafty]

We circled like vultures, yes, but it was because we knew that thread was doomed from the start.

Well... I *probably* should have walked away from that particular statement by that particular member. But I just couldn't let it go. :bored: I feel a built guilty about causing someone else's perfectly normal thread to get locked. The one gent just irritated me.

[blackfoot]

We circled like vultures, yes, but it was because we knew that thread was doomed from the start.

We took out the sick one from the herd before it infected others. :lol:

[gollum83]

We took out the sick one from the herd before it infected others. :lol:

It ain't a pretty job, my friend, but someone has to do it. :lol:

[blackfoot]

Well... I *probably* should have walked away from that particular statement by that particular member. But I just couldn't let it go. :bored: I feel a built guilty about causing someone else's perfectly normal thread to get locked. The one gent just irritated me.

He definitely seemed to have a negative feel.

[Barber-Eile]

I had a really bad day. Then it got a bit better. But mostly it was bad.
My tutor picked on every little thing I did "wrong" (ie: had never been told otherwise and didn't know I was doing anythig wrong)

And I got all stressed and horrible about things. And then I had to go straight from college to work (normally there'll be a half an hour break for me between).
And tomorrow I get to do it all again. Up at 7am and home at midnight and on my feet all day in between.

I need huggles and someone to tell me to go to bed.

[blackfoot]

I had a really bad day. Then it got a bit better. But mostly it was bad.
My tutor picked on every little thing I did "wrong" (ie: had never been told otherwise and didn't know I was doing anythig wrong)

And I got all stressed and horrible about things. And then I had to go straight from college to work (normally there'll be a half an hour break for me between).
And tomorrow I get to do it all again. Up at 7am and home at midnight and on my feet all day in between.

I need huggles and someone to tell me to go to bed.

I am sorry Danielle. That does make for a stressful, bad day. Consider yourself hugged! Now get some sleep girl! :cool:

[gollum83]

I had a really bad day. Then it got a bit better. But mostly it was bad.
My tutor picked on every little thing I did "wrong" (ie: had never been told otherwise and didn't know I was doing anythig wrong)

And I got all stressed and horrible about things. And then I had to go straight from college to work (normally there'll be a half an hour break for me between).
And tomorrow I get to do it all again. Up at 7am and home at midnight and on my feet all day in between.

I need huggles and someone to tell me to go to bed.

Hang in there Danielle. Get some rest and keep moving forward tomorrow. Remember it's just a little while longer. :001_smile

[blackfoot]

He definitely seemed to have a negative feel.

Now that it is back open, I realize I misunderstood what was going on. I thought the one Crafty was talking about was the OP. I feel bad now. :sad:

[a_bit_crafty]

I had a really bad day. Then it got a bit better. But mostly it was bad.
My tutor picked on every little thing I did "wrong" (ie: had never been told otherwise and didn't know I was doing anythig wrong)

And I got all stressed and horrible about things. And then I had to go straight from college to work (normally there'll be a half an hour break for me between).
And tomorrow I get to do it all again. Up at 7am and home at midnight and on my feet all day in between.

I need huggles and someone to tell me to go to bed.
I know how you feel. I started doing guided meditation today because my stress headaches are out of control. *Hugs* and go to bed.


Now that it is back open, I realize I misunderstood what was going on. I thought the one Crafty was talking about was the OP. I feel bad now. :sad:

Nope. It was another guy who said something irritating that I couldn't let go. Usually, when I see things like that, I walk away and that's all.

[blackfoot]

Nope. It was another guy who said something irritating that I couldn't let go. Usually, when I see things like that, I walk away and that's all.

Yeah, obviously for the best. It's hard sometimes though.




And Danielle, you are not in bed!

[a_bit_crafty]

Yeah, obviously for the best. It's hard sometimes though.




And Danielle, you are not in bed!

I've had a rough couple of days and he caught me in a mood. I don't like being generalized.

[DFrancis]

I've had a rough couple of days and he caught me in a mood. I don't like being generalized.

I recommend Hendrick's Gin for obtaining a good mood.

[Barber-Eile]

Yeah, obviously for the best. It's hard sometimes though.

And Danielle, you are not in bed!

Okay I'm gone.
Bless you guys :thumbup:

[gollum83]

I've had a rough couple of days and he caught me in a mood. I don't like being generalized.

Well who does really?


I recommend Hendrick's Gin for obtaining a good mood.

Unless you're an angry drunk of course. :lol:

[blackfoot]

I've had a rough couple of days and he caught me in a mood. I don't like being generalized.

Yeah, you're talking to the guy that apparently only wears a**less chaps. :001_rolle

:lol:


I recommend Hendrick's Gin for obtaining a good mood.

:thumbup:

In fact, I've not had anything to drink yet. It is high time I correct that I do believe.


Okay I'm gone.
Bless you guys :thumbup:

Good night and look forward to seeing you tomorrow.


Unless you're an angry drunk of course. :lol:

As you well know, I am a happy one myself. :001_cool:

[DFrancis]

Unless you're an angry drunk of course. :lol:

Well yes, perhaps just one gin then. I'm more of the happy and sleepy drunk. Hey... are all the 7 dwarfs types of drunks?

[a_bit_crafty]

I recommend Hendrick's Gin for obtaining a good mood.
Can't at the moment. Among other things, with my headaches lately, it makes it soooo much worse. Though a G&T sounds really good right now.


Well who does really?



Unless you're an angry drunk of course. :lol:
:lol::lol::lol: And I think I've gotten drunk maybe 3 times in my life. I didn't enjoy it.


Yeah, you're talking to the guy that apparently only wears a**less chaps. :001_rolle

:lol:



:thumbup:

In fact, I've not had anything to drink yet. It is high time I correct that I do believe.



Good night and look forward to seeing you tomorrow.



As you well know, I am a happy one myself. :001_cool:
:lol::lol::lol:


Well yes, perhaps just one gin then. I'm more of the happy and sleepy drunk. Hey... are all the 7 dwarfs types of drunks?

:lol::lol::lol:

[gollum83]

Well yes, perhaps just one gin then. I'm more of the happy and sleepy drunk. Hey... are all the 7 dwarfs types of drunks?

Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey? Hmm, are you sure? I don't see Goofy, Weepy, Whiny and Horny in there anywhere...

[DFrancis]

Can't at the moment. Among other things, with my headaches lately, it makes it soooo much worse. Though a G&T sounds really good right now.


Ahh, well I hope you feel better soon.


Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey? Hmm, are you sure? I don't see Goofy, Weepy, Whiny and Horny in there anywhere...

you forgot Chappy. :biggrin1:

[gollum83]

You forgot Chappy. :biggrin1:

Well I was trying too, thank you very much. :001_rolle

[DFrancis]

Well I was trying too, thank you very much. :001_rolle

In the original, Snow While woke a sleeping Chappy and he pulled a pick-axe on her.

[blackfoot]

Huh, I think I fit a few of those. :lol:

[GDCarrington]

In the original, Snow White woke a sleeping Chappy and he pulled a pick-axe on her.

Wow. Did Walt Disney film that in Technicolor or something?

[DunEdinRanger]

6e0Gsn4khss

The comments about the video are just as funny as the video.

[Intrigued]

I've had a rough couple of days and he caught me in a mood. I don't like being generalized.

Right now with my husband out of town, I'm still a SWMBO but I only get to order a cat, a small dog, and two parrots around. :001_rolle
Sometimes they don't listen to me either. :blushing:

[jakespoppy]

Hey, what did I miss today? Looks like you TATers busted out of the Clown House, caused some trouble, got in trouble, and now everyone's all stressed out? :blink:

[Intrigued]

Hey, what did I miss today? Looks like you TATers busted out of the Clown House, caused some trouble, got in trouble, and now everyone's all stressed out? :blink:

By the time I got there Phil had erased most of the good stuff *mod edit* :glare:

So I am innocent but probably mostly because I was late to the party. :tongue_sm

[GDCarrington]

Hey, what did I miss today? Looks like you TATers busted out of the Clown House, caused some trouble, got in trouble, and now everyone's all stressed out? :blink:

Everything!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Absolutely!

We aim to please, but please do not stand where we aim! :lol::lol::lol:

[jakespoppy]

By the time I got there Phil had erased most of the good stuff *mod edit* :glare:

So I am innocent but probably mostly because I was late to the party. :tongue_sm
I find that very easy to believe. :laugh:

Everything!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Absolutely!

We aim to please, but please do not stand where we aim! :lol::lol::lol:
That sounds like a sign I saw one time on the wall of the boys restroom in an elementary school. :001_cool:

[DFrancis]

Wow. Did Walt Disney film that in Technicolor or something?

I think it only made it to story board.


Hey, what did I miss today? Looks like you TATers busted out of the Clown House, caused some trouble, got in trouble, and now everyone's all stressed out? :blink:

It wasn't me, I was sitting back enjoying a nice smooth Hendrick's gin & tonic... it's cucumberific.

[jakespoppy]

...It wasn't me, I was sitting back enjoying a nice smooth Hendrick's gin & tonic... it's cucumberific.

Sounds like you were enjoying chillin'. :thumbup1:

[Intrigued]

I think it only made it to story board.



It wasn't me, I was sitting back enjoying a nice smooth Hendrick's gin & tonic... it's cucumberific.

Tonight it's Oberon Ale for me. :a8: mmmmmmmmmmm

[DFrancis]

Sounds like you were enjoying chillin'. :thumbup1:

Yah, nice relaxing day. Making pasta right now.

[RichGem]

I'm sewing right now, in fact.

And I don't care how short you make that hem, you're just not gonna get an offer until you shave your legs too. :tongue:

[DFrancis]

And I don't care how short you make that hem, you're just not gonna get an offer until you shave your legs too. :tongue:

And here's me thinking Blake was making such a short hem because he wanted it penguin-sized.

[Duckster]

And here's me thinking Blake was making such a short hem because he wanted it penguin-sized.

Blake is a great penguin seamstress. Here's some of his handy work:

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[DFrancis]

Blake is a great penguin seamstress. Here's some of his handy work:

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:lol::lol::lol: Is one of them Rich?

[Duckster]

:lol::lol::lol: Is one of them Rich?

:huh:










Probably :biggrin1:

[DFrancis]

:huh:










Probably :biggrin1:

Seeing as he did not pipe up to say no,we shall take that as a yes.

[blackfoot]

Right now with my husband out of town, I'm still a SWMBO but I only get to order a cat, a small dog, and two parrots around. :001_rolle
Sometimes they don't listen to me either. :blushing:

Bah! I am man of my house......Well, not really because my room-mate is a girl and she owns the house. But the room I rent is mine......As I type this I see the cat has laid claim to the bed and the dog is sleeping on the floor right behind my chair so I don't even know if I can get away from the desk. Ah, but the desk.....Bloody h*ll, who am I kidding? :blush:


And I don't care how short you make that hem, you're just not gonna get an offer until you shave your legs too. :tongue:

The dress still went clear to the floor and you might change your tune if you had seen her in the dress. Just saying.


Blake is a great penguin seamstress. Here's some of his handy work:

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

For the record, I am tailoring my summer uniform shirts. :001_rolle

[SRock]

Another freakin' quake! Ugh, I'm so sick of the ground shaking. The US reported it as a 7.4 (some sources 7.1) but it turns out it was actually three quakes in chain reaction. This one was even closer to me but luckily it was further out to sea and deeper under the ocean. It shook the crap out of us and we lost power. Luckily power is back up now and we didn't sustain any damage.

[Swampfox]

Info on release v 0.01 here (http://kerneltrap.org/node/14002).

Cool......


Shouldn't that be in the Linux thread?

It was too important of an announcement.

[a_bit_crafty]

Hey, what did I miss today? Looks like you TATers busted out of the Clown House, caused some trouble, got in trouble, and now everyone's all stressed out? :blink:
He started it.:glare:


By the time I got there Phil had erased most of the good stuff *mod edit* :glare:

So I am innocent but probably mostly because I was late to the party. :tongue_sm
Too bad. It was funny. OK, it's funny the day after.


I think it only made it to story board.



It wasn't me, I was sitting back enjoying a nice smooth Hendrick's gin & tonic... it's cucumberific.
:laugh:


Another freakin' quake! Ugh, I'm so sick of the ground shaking. The US reported it as a 7.4 (some sources 7.1) but it turns out it was actually three quakes in chain reaction. This one was even closer to me but luckily it was further out to sea and deeper under the ocean. It shook the crap out of us and we lost power. Luckily power is back up now and we didn't sustain any damage.

You just can't catch a break, can you? I'm glad everyone is ok.

[RichGem]

:lol::lol::lol: Is one of them Rich?

No, those are some of the family on their way to a party. Here's one of me:

http://www.sea-way.org/blog/Nils_Olav_5.JPG

[RichGem]

Blake is a great penguin seamstress. Here's some of his handy work:

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No one ever said he wasn't talented.

[jakespoppy]

He started it.:glare:

Too bad. It was funny. OK, it's funny the day after.....

Silly me! I should have known you were innocent. :001_rolle

[RichGem]

Silly me! I should have known you were innocent. :001_rolle

I thought she was crafty. :huh:

[GDCarrington]

No, those are some of the family on their way to a party. Here's one of me:

http://www.sea-way.org/blog/Nils_Olav_5.JPG

Rich, No black bow tie with the Tux? You know better than that! For shame! :laugh:

[jakespoppy]

I thought she was crafty. :huh:

Ah, you're right, she is Crafty! So, who is Innocent and who is Guilty? :huh:

[a_bit_crafty]

Ah, you're right, she is Crafty! So, who is Innocent and who is Guilty? :huh:

Sorry, but you didn't preface your question with "Riddle me this, Batman!"

[DFrancis]

I thought she was crafty. :huh:

http://www.the370z.com/images/smilies/facepalm.gif

[jakespoppy]

Sorry, but you didn't preface your question with "Riddle me this, Batman!"

Dang, there's more freakin' rules around this place than Ray has earmites! :glare:

[GDCarrington]

Dang, there's more freakin' rules around this place than Ray has earmites! :glare:

And as we all know Ray has ...

[a_bit_crafty]

http://www.the370z.com/images/smilies/facepalm.gif
Picard+facepalm=something so awesome you forget it's a facepalm.

BTW, I discovered we have a blade forum. I had no idea it was there.

[DFrancis]

BTW, I discovered we have a blade forum. I had no idea it was there.

it's where all razor blades are, inside the razor.

[RichGem]

Rich, No black bow tie with the Tux? You know better than that! For shame! :laugh:

A black bow tie? Before 6? Never.

[damooshki]

A black bow tie? Before 6? Never.

am or pm?

[RichGem]

am or pm?

PM, of course.

[RichGem]

Picard+facepalm=something so awesome you forget it's a facepalm.

BTW, I discovered we have a blade forum. I had no idea it was there.

Maybe he's just wiping the shine off his forehead? :huh:

[DFrancis]

Maybe he's just wiping the shine off his forehead? :huh:

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg173/nate40la/double-facepalm.jpg

[GDCarrington]

Maybe he's just wiping the shine off his forehead? :huh:

Headshavers all know that you have to polish the chrome every now and then to bring out the natural shine! :laugh:

[RichGem]

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg173/nate40la/double-facepalm.jpg


Who did the makeup on this show?! Lotsa head shine goin' around. :blink:

[RichGem]

Headshavers all know that you have to polish the chrome every now and then to bring out the natural shine! :laugh:


:thumbsup:

http://archive.meguiarsonline.com/forums/photopost/data/731/MakitaRotaryBuffer9227C.jpg

[DFrancis]

:thumbsup:

http://archive.meguiarsonline.com/forums/photopost/data/731/MakitaRotaryBuffer9227C.jpg

I've just come to the realization that almost everything in this thread can be responded to with a facepalm. :lol:

[GDCarrington]

I've just come to the realization that almost everything in this thread can be responded to with a facepalm. :lol:

Darren this whole thread is one massive facepalm! :lol::lol::lol:

[a_bit_crafty]

I've just come to the realization that almost everything in this thread can be responded to with a facepalm. :lol:

Brilliant!

[damooshki]

Darren this whole thread is one massive facepalm! :lol::lol::lol:

So that's why my head hurts after spending awhile in here.:lol:

[DFrancis]

So that's why my head hurts after spending awhile in here.:lol:

It's either that or the constant barrage of the image of Blake in chaps.

[RichGem]

It's either that or the constant barrage of the image of Blake in chaps.


Please, for the Love of Tux, no images of that. The mental ones are scarring enough!

[damooshki]

Please, for the Love of Tux, no images of that. The mental ones are scarring enough!

You know, I'm afraid (or should I be glad) I've never seen any of those images. They can't really be that bad can they?

[OldSaw]

For your entertainment: http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=201104 Scroll to the end.:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: I don't even know where to go from there.

Since I'm late to the party, which post are you referring to? I scrolled to the end and made a comment on the post by Mr_Amazing.

[DFrancis]

Please, for the Love of Tux, no images of that. The mental ones are scarring enough!

Too true.


You know, I'm afraid (or should I be glad) I've never seen any of those images. They can't really be that bad can they?

Don't tempt Blake, he may share.

[OldSaw]

*facepalm*

I'm sure I just helped (inflame) the situation over there.


I was amused! :thumbup:

Must have been deleted. I didn't see any posts by Rich.

[damooshki]

Don't tempt Blake, he may share.

He should only be allowed to share if he's brought enough for everyone though.

[DFrancis]

Since I'm late to the party, which post are you referring to? I scrolled to the end and made a comment on the post by Mr Amazing.

I think Phil cleaned it up, he also reiterated that we are to be on our best behaviour when outside of the clownhouse. (see the bunny pancake thread at the end) Which is true, nobody else should have to put up with us other than us.

[OldSaw]

I was laughing so hard Mr. Crafty wanted to know what was going on. You gents made my day. :thumbup:

Darn! Sounds like I missed out on some fun.

[DFrancis]

He should only be allowed to share if he's brought enough for everyone though.

Chaps for everyone? :blink:

[RichGem]

You know, I'm afraid (or should I be glad) I've never seen any of those images. They can't really be that bad can they?

http://www.richcompany.com/IMAGES/ihubble/ant-nebula.jpg

(Cosmic facepalm)

[RichGem]

Since I'm late to the party, which post are you referring to? I scrolled to the end and made a comment on the post by Mr Amazing.

The good stuff got MODified last night.

[damooshki]

Chaps for everyone? :blink:

I just meant enough Images to share. Maybe just the chaps by themselves would be safer though after google-ing 'blake in chaps':blink:

[OldSaw]

I'm sewing right now, in fact.

Blake, you're such a great Sally Homemaker. :thumbup1:

[DFrancis]

I just meant enough Images to share. Maybe just the chaps by themselves would be safer though after google-ing 'blake in chaps':blink:

I'll take pass, I have a horrifying mental image of Blake passing out autographed pictures of himself in chaps.

[OldSaw]

Aww. Blake got my new favorite thread locked.

And Jamie referred to us as "A plague of locusts." Why, whatever does he mean?:innocent:

So Blake did it? I thought Laura broke the plate.

[RichGem]

I'll take pass, I have a horrifying mental image of Blake passing out autographed pictures of himself in chaps.

Kinda like "The Naked Cowboy" in Times Square only worse.

[OldSaw]

Meh, some threads aren't worth anything but derailing anyhow.

You mean, like oh... any thread that Crafty starts? :lol:

[damooshki]

I'll take pass, I have a horrifying mental image of Blake passing out autographed pictures of himself in chaps.

Is he wearing chaps while handing out the autographed photos of him in chaps?

[OldSaw]

Well... I *probably* should have walked away from that particular statement by that particular member. But I just couldn't let it go. :bored: I feel a built guilty about causing someone else's perfectly normal thread to get locked. The one gent just irritated me.

Which one?

[OldSaw]

Well... I *probably* should have walked away from that particular statement by that particular member. But I just couldn't let it go. :bored: I feel a built guilty about causing someone else's perfectly normal thread to get locked. The one gent just irritated me.


We took out the sick one from the herd before it infected others. :lol:


It ain't a pretty job, my friend, but someone has to do it. :lol:


He definitely seemed to have a negative feel.

Was there a banning involved in any of this?

[OldSaw]

I've had a rough couple of days and he caught me in a mood. I don't like being generalized.


I recommend Hendrick's Gin for obtaining a good mood.

Or Guzzler's, see previously posted video.

[jakespoppy]

I think Phil cleaned it up, he also reiterated that we are to be on our best behaviour when outside of the clownhouse. (see the bunny pancake thread at the end) Which is true, nobody else should have to put up with us other than us.
That is so true! And deep! Very deep! :yesnod:


Blake, you're such a great Sally Homemaker. :thumbup1:
Sally Homemaker wore chaps? I thought she wore an apron? Waaait a minute! Are you saying....:w00t:

I'll take pass, I have a horrifying mental image of Blake passing out autographed pictures of himself in chaps.
:lol::lol::lol:

You mean, like oh... any thread that Crafty starts? :lol:
Uh oh! :w00t: *runs away and hides from the Wrath of Crafty*

Was there a banning involved in any of this?
It looks like it was more like a pruning. :001_cool:

[sol92258]

Seems someone left the door unlocked....

[jakespoppy]

Seems someone left the door unlocked....

Can't we operate under the "honor system"? :huh:

[OldSaw]

Hey, what did I miss today? Looks like you TATers busted out of the Clown House, caused some trouble, got in trouble, and now everyone's all stressed out? :blink:


By the time I got there Phil had erased most of the good stuff *mod edit* :glare:

So I am innocent but probably mostly because I was late to the party. :tongue_sm

I was late too. Darn!

[RichGem]

Can't we operate under the "honor system"? :huh:


What are we supposed to do with all these invisible fence shock collars then? (We got a really good deal on them.)

[jakespoppy]

What are we supposed to do with all these invisible fence shock collars then? (We got a really good deal on them.)

Those are to keep us corraled? I thought they were S&M toys? :blink:

[OldSaw]

Another freakin' quake! Ugh, I'm so sick of the ground shaking. The US reported it as a 7.4 (some sources 7.1) but it turns out it was actually three quakes in chain reaction. This one was even closer to me but luckily it was further out to sea and deeper under the ocean. It shook the crap out of us and we lost power. Luckily power is back up now and we didn't sustain any damage.

Wow! I don't envy you. Hang in there.

[OldSaw]

Cool......



It was too important of an announcement.

Kewl! :thumbup1:

[OldSaw]

Silly me! I should have known you were innocent. :001_rolle


I thought she was crafty. :huh:

...and dangerous. I shudder every time I walk past wardrobe now. Even a chest of drawers can cause a start in certain lighting.

[damooshki]

I was late too. Darn!

What thread are you talking about?

[OldSaw]

Sorry, but you didn't preface your question with "Riddle me this, Batman!"

I sent a message like that at work one time and got in trouble. I said, "Riddle me this, Boy Wonder...!" and it went all the way to the president of the company. He wasn't happy.

[OldSaw]

Picard+facepalm=something so awesome you forget it's a facepalm.

BTW, I discovered we have a blade forum. I had no idea it was there.

Well, this IS a shaving forum, after all.

[OldSaw]

I've just come to the realization that almost everything in this thread can be responded to with a facepalm. :lol:

What about bacon and Guzzler's gin? I thought that was your department.

[OldSaw]

OK, so I just saw on the news that some guy got Super Glued to a toilet seat at a Walmart. My question is this, who the heck pulls their pants down and sits down on something without wiping it off first or at least looking? Blake, you're not allowed to answer.

[jakespoppy]

OK, so I just saw on the news that some guy got Super Glued to a toilet seat at a Walmart. My question is this, who the heck pulls their pants down and sits down on something without wiping it off first or at least looking? Blake, you're not allowed to answer.

Well, technically, Blake doesn't have to pull his pants down. :laugh:

[DFrancis]

OK, so I just saw on the news that some guy got Super Glued to a toilet seat at a Walmart. My question is this, who the heck pulls their pants down and sits down on something without wiping it off first or at least looking? Blake, you're not allowed to answer.

People brave enough to use the toilet at Walmart.

I also just purchased a sewing machine for SWMBO, she really hates the one she has.

http://content.costco.ca/Images/Content/Product/193008c.jpg

[OldSaw]

I'll take pass, I have a horrifying mental image of Blake passing out autographed pictures of himself in chaps.

Keep your mental images to yourself, please.

[DFrancis]

What about bacon and Guzzler's gin? I thought that was your department.

http://mortenfc.dk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/ginbacon.jpg

[sol92258]

OK, so I just saw on the news that some guy got Super Glued to a toilet seat at a Walmart. My question is this, who the heck pulls their pants down and sits down on something without wiping it off first or at least looking? Blake, you're not allowed to answer.
Apparently that's happened before, I've heard of it several times.

Don't know if it's a hoax or not, though

[OldSaw]

I'll take pass, I have a horrifying mental image of Blake passing out autographed pictures of himself in chaps.


Is he wearing chaps while handing out the autographed photos of him in chaps?

I thought that was what he meant.

[DFrancis]

I thought that was what he meant.

He's in chaps in person and in the pics.

[OldSaw]

What are we supposed to do with all these invisible fence shock collars then? (We got a really good deal on them.)

I thought Blake was making a belt out of them.

[OldSaw]

What thread are you talking about?

Apparently this one (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=3014225).

[OldSaw]

Well, technically, Blake doesn't have to pull his pants down. :laugh:

Exactly why he's not allowed to answer.

[OldSaw]

Apparently that's happened before, I've heard of it several times.

Don't know if it's a hoax or not, though

I'm starting to think he did it to himself.

[DFrancis]

I'm starting to think he did it to himself.

are we still talking about Blake? have I mentioned how grateful I am that Blake has a good sense of humor?

[OldSaw]

are we still talking about Blake? have I mentioned how grateful I am that Blake has a good sense of humor?

I didn't think it was in Fort Wayne.

[damooshki]

Is this Blake or his dog?
http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2006/06/s640x480.jpg

[OldSaw]

are we still talking about Blake? have I mentioned how grateful I am that Blake has a good sense of humor?

Not sure if you mentioned it before or not, but it is very good considering how heavily armed he is. :biggrin1:

[OldSaw]

Is this Blake or his dog?
http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2006/06/s640x480.jpg

I wonder who will get the dog in the settlement.

[DFrancis]

Is this Blake or his dog?
http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2006/06/s640x480.jpg

Blake doesn't have a dog. Not that I know of?

[DFrancis]

Not sure if you mentioned it before or not, but it is very good considering how heavily armed he is. :biggrin1:

that and he's easily twice my size. :lol:

[RichGem]

that and he's easily twice my size. :lol:

I think you're generally safe around Blake (so long as there aren't any: firearms, crossbows, bodies of water, chain mail, maces, or boating paddles nearby).

[RichGem]

Is this Blake or his dog?
http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2006/06/s640x480.jpg


Blake has a shinier coat. And his dress chaps are patent leather.


I wonder who will get the dog in the settlement.

Neither one if they're lucky.

[DFrancis]

I think you're generally safe around Blake (so long as there aren't any: firearms, crossbows, bodies of water, chain mail, maces, or boating paddles nearby).

Oh good.


Blake has a shinier coat. And his dress chaps are patent leather.


but they're still pink right?

[RichGem]

Oh good.



but they're still pink right?

I'm not sure that I can answer that accurately. The one time I remember involved my retinas overloading... like staring into the sun for too long.

[damooshki]

but they're still pink right?

One could only hope.:lol::lol:

[DFrancis]

I'm not sure that I can answer that accurately. The one time I remember involved my retinas overloading... like staring into the sun for too long.

is it pink leather with uv leds allover it so it's like looking into a horrible pink sun?



also DERAIL
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-ham.jpg

It's true, Canadian bacon is just ham... we've been fibbing to the world.

[damooshki]

also DERAIL
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/demotivational-posters-ham.jpg

It's true, Canadian bacon is just ham... we've been fibbing to the world.

I always thought you Canadians were either off your rockers or trying to pull a fast one.

[OldSaw]

I always thought you Canadians were either off your rockers or trying to pull a fast one.

What does that have to do with bacon?

[DFrancis]

I always thought you Canadians were either off your rockers or trying to pull a fast one.

Yah, I mean it's called back bacon usually but everybody knows it's just ham.

[OldSaw]

Yah, I mean it's called back bacon usually but everybody knows it's just ham.

Back bacon, eh. Tastes best when made on a Coleman.

[damooshki]

What does that have to do with bacon?

It doesn't. But it has everything to do with ham & lies. LIES!!!

[DFrancis]

Back bacon, eh. Tastes best when made on a Coleman.

Beauty, ya hoser. :lol:
http://www.moonbattery.com/bob-doug-mckenzie.jpg

[jakespoppy]

I'm not sure that I can answer that accurately. The one time I remember involved my retinas overloading... like staring into the sun for too long.

How many minutes/hours did you have to stare at Blake's chaps for that to happen? :001_huh:

[DFrancis]

It doesn't. But it has everything to do with ham & lies. LIES!!!

at least we are not trying to push this on the planet.
http://shanaray.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/morningstar.jpg

[jakespoppy]

at least we are not trying to push this on the planet.
http://shanaray.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/morningstar.jpg

VEGGIE BACON!!! :blink:

[damooshki]

at least we are not trying to push this on the planet.
http://shanaray.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/morningstar.jpg

:lol::lol:

Well That's just for 'vegetarians' who are in denial and corporate America exploiting their taboo love for bacon.

Edit: BTW that stuff looks more like cardboard than the box it's in.

[RichGem]

How many minutes/hours did you have to stare at Blake's chaps for that to happen? :001_huh:

About a nanosecond.

[Duckster]

at least we are not trying to push this on the planet.
http://shanaray.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/morningstar.jpg

I'd rather eat Blake's chaps.

[a_bit_crafty]

Since I'm late to the party, which post are you referring to? I scrolled to the end and made a comment on the post by Mr_Amazing.


Must have been deleted. I didn't see any posts by Rich.


I think Phil cleaned it up, he also reiterated that we are to be on our best behaviour when outside of the clownhouse. (see the bunny pancake thread at the end) Which is true, nobody else should have to put up with us other than us.


Darn! Sounds like I missed out on some fun.


The good stuff got MODified last night.
It's true, it's true. But don't worry we ALL know that those TATers missing last night would have wilfully and gladly stood by us in our nonsense while combating idiocy with humor, wherever it may lurk.


Blake, you're such a great Sally Homemaker. :thumbup1:
Why do I feel insulted?


You mean, like oh... any thread that Crafty starts? :lol:
Hey. Shut up.


Was there a banning involved in any of this?
I don't *think* so. I never saw anything nasty enough to be ban worthy.


That is so true! And deep! Very deep! :yesnod:


Sally Homemaker wore chaps? I thought she wore an apron? Waaait a minute! Are you saying....:w00t:

:lol::lol::lol:

Uh oh! :w00t: *runs away and hides from the Wrath of Crafty*

It looks like it was more like a pruning. :001_cool:
Beware the wrath of Crafty!


I sent a message like that at work one time and got in trouble. I said, "Riddle me this, Boy Wonder...!" and it went all the way to the president of the company. He wasn't happy.
Some people just don't have a sense of humor.


Well, this IS a shaving forum, after all.
It was like finding a Narnia that I wasn't particularly interested at the time.


People brave enough to use the toilet at Walmart.

I also just purchased a sewing machine for SWMBO, she really hates the one she has.

http://content.costco.ca/Images/Content/Product/193008c.jpg
:thumbup:

I always thought you Canadians were either off your rockers or trying to pull a fast one.

Well, we know they are trying to hide Pizza Pops. Whatever those are.

[damooshki]

I'd rather eat Blake's chaps.

:blink::huh::blink::huh::ohmy::out::nono::cryin: :crazy::yikes::shocked:


Just be sure and:tooth: very well after.

[DFrancis]

I'd rather eat Blake's chaps.

What if he has a pair made out of Veggie bacon?

[OldSaw]

at least we are not trying to push this on the planet.
VEGGIE BACON

Why is it that you never see anyone trying to disguise bacon to taste like broccoli or soy beans?

[OldSaw]

It's true, it's true. But don't worry we ALL know that those TATers missing last night would have wilfully and gladly stood by us in our nonsense while combating idiocy with humor, wherever it may lurk.


Why do I feel insulted?


Hey. Shut up.


I don't *think* so. I never saw anything nasty enough to be ban worthy.


Beware the wrath of Crafty!


Some people just don't have a sense of humor.


It was like finding a Narnia that I wasn't particularly interested at the time.


:thumbup:


Well, we know they are trying to hide Pizza Pops. Whatever those are.

Well you shouldn't. Must be your guilty conscience. How's Jamie? If he's not stuffed into some piece of furniture somewhere.

[Duckster]

What if he has a pair made out of Veggie bacon?

Well... there's always penguin brisket. :biggrin1:

[damooshki]

Why is it that you never see anyone trying to disguise bacon to taste like broccoli or soy beans?

Such a thing would be pure blasphemy! I imagine that God provided bacon as the mana for the Israelites while they were in the wilderness. That is if it weren't pork of course. :tongue_sm

[a_bit_crafty]

Well you shouldn't. Must be your guilty conscience. How's Jamie? If he's not stuffed into some piece of furniture somewhere.

Naw, he's fine. In fact, playing the guitar at the moment. He hasn't played in probably close to 2 years. It's nice to hear him play again. I've missed it.

[GDCarrington]

How many minutes/hours did you have to stare at Blake's chaps for that to happen? :001_huh:

That is what blindfolds are for, PROTECTION from inadvertent chap viewing!

[GDCarrington]

at least we are not trying to push this on the planet.
http://shanaray.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/morningstar.jpg

Tofu bacon. To be forced to eat this is against the Geneva convention on the grounds of inhumane conduct! :nuke:

[brianw]

Well... there's always penguin brisket. :biggrin1:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Penguin brisket !!!!

[RichGem]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Penguin brisket !!!!


One would expect such blasphemy from the Master of Penguin BBQ. :glare:

[DFrancis]

Well... there's always penguin brisket. :biggrin1:

I'll stick to moo-cow brisket, or pulled pork or BBQ duck
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/426/426,1175744739,19/stock-photo-bbq-duck-and-chicken-hang-on-a-rack-in-a-chinese-restaurant-for-sale-3020763.jpg

[RichGem]

I'll stick to moo-cow brisket, or pulled pork or BBQ duck
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/426/426,1175744739,19/stock-photo-bbq-duck-and-chicken-hang-on-a-rack-in-a-chinese-restaurant-for-sale-3020763.jpg

Peking Duck is quite delightful, if fatty, too.

[OldSaw]

Naw, he's fine. In fact, playing the guitar at the moment. He hasn't played in probably close to 2 years. It's nice to hear him play again. I've missed it.

Do you think you could get him to take up the banjo? Gotta have a banjo to play bluegrass, you know. Especially since you live south of the Ohio and all.


























Have you heard about the banjo player, at the jam session, that was so out of tune that the other banjo players started to notice? :lol:

[OldSaw]

Speaking of bluegrass. I was so thrilled the other day when my son sent me a text and asked me for a list of bluegrass instrumentals. So I got busy going through my collection on my iPod. Some of the obvious ones like, Foggy Mountain Breakdown and Cripple Creek, were at the top of the list along with Soldier's Joy and a few others. After one of my step-daughter's became a Rhonda Vincent fan I was really feeling great to have my son join the group.

So later that day when he called I asked him if he had a chance to look over the list. He said thanks and yes he did. Then he drops this on me, "I have this guy that is bumming rides and I wanted some really annoying music to play when he is in the car." :a35:

[RichGem]

Speaking of bluegrass. I was so thrilled the other day when my son sent me a text and asked me for a list of bluegrass instrumentals. So I got busy going through my collection on my iPod. Some of the obvious ones like, Foggy Mountain Breakdown and Cripple Creek, were at the top of the list along with Soldier's Joy and a few others. After one of my step-daughter's became a Rhonda Vincent fan I was really feeling great to have my son join the group.

So later that day when he called I asked him if he had a chance to look over the list. He said thanks and yes he did. Then he drops this on me, "I have this guy that is bumming rides and I wanted some really annoying music to play when he is in the car." :a35:


Bwahahaha. Classic.

[blackfoot]

it's where all razor blades are, inside the razor.

*insert snarky comment here*


It's either that or the constant barrage of the image of Blake in chaps.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3653/3390182310_f86c82cb95.jpg


http://www.richcompany.com/IMAGES/ihubble/ant-nebula.jpg

(Cosmic facepalm)

:lol::lol::lol:


I'll take pass, I have a horrifying mental image of Blake passing out autographed pictures of himself in chaps.

:lol::lol::lol:


Was there a banning involved in any of this?

No banning but we were the ones getting into trouble.


Seems someone left the door unlocked....

The Mods hate it when that happens. :001_rolle


Those are to keep us corraled? I thought they were S&M toys? :blink:

:glare:


I sent a message like that at work one time and got in trouble. I said, "Riddle me this, Boy Wonder...!" and it went all the way to the president of the company. He wasn't happy.

That is too funny. Man, no sense of humour.


OK, so I just saw on the news that some guy got Super Glued to a toilet seat at a Walmart. My question is this, who the heck pulls their pants down and sits down on something without wiping it off first or at least looking? Blake, you're not allowed to answer.

Hey! :angry:


Well, technically, Blake doesn't have to pull his pants down. :laugh:

:001_rolle


I also just purchased a sewing machine for SWMBO, she really hates the one she has.

http://content.costco.ca/Images/Content/Product/193008c.jpg

I want to purchase a sewing machine. Hopefully my next one will be fairly nice. I've always had older ones from garage sales. However, I am regulated to sewing by hand now since my wife is keeping the sewing machine. Lord knows why. The only time she had ever used it I had to set it up for her and teach her the basics and then come help every now and then. But, if it makes her happy, whatever. :thumbup1:


are we still talking about Blake? have I mentioned how grateful I am that Blake has a good sense of humor?

:lol: Yet, they seem bent on seeing how good a sense a humour I have. :lol:

My old captain used to joke around that one day there would be people strewn around the floor with the fires still burning and one of them would say, "Yep, we pushed Blake a little too far that time." :lol:


Is this Blake or his dog?
http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2006/06/s640x480.jpg

Ignoring all else, I refuse to own a small dog. :001_cool:


Not sure if you mentioned it before or not, but it is very good considering how heavily armed he is. :biggrin1:


Blake doesn't have a dog. Not that I know of?

No, I do not. My new room-mate has one.


I think you're generally safe around Blake (so long as there aren't any: firearms, crossbows, bodies of water, chain mail, maces, or boating paddles nearby).

However, when do I not have some combination of said items?


It's true, Canadian bacon is just ham... we've been fibbing to the world.

I used to work with a girl from Canada and she told me it was called something but I can't remember what.


at least we are not trying to push this on the planet.
http://shanaray.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/morningstar.jpg

Blasphemy!!!!


I'd rather eat Blake's chaps.

Dude!! How is this not a custom title? :lol::lol::lol:


Do you think you could get him to take up the banjo? Gotta have a banjo to play bluegrass, you know. Especially since you live south of the Ohio and all.


























Have you heard about the banjo player, at the jam session, that was so out of tune that the other banjo players started to notice? :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

[damooshki]

Speaking of bluegrass. I was so thrilled the other day when my son sent me a text and asked me for a list of bluegrass instrumentals. So I got busy going through my collection on my iPod. Some of the obvious ones like, Foggy Mountain Breakdown and Cripple Creek, were at the top of the list along with Soldier's Joy and a few others. After one of my step-daughter's became a Rhonda Vincent fan I was really feeling great to have my son join the group.

So later that day when he called I asked him if he had a chance to look over the list. He said thanks and yes he did. Then he drops this on me, "I have this guy that is bumming rides and I wanted some really annoying music to play when he is in the car." :a35:

This makes me want to apologize for things that I'm sure I said, but can't remember, to my parents that shattered their feeling of being cool to me.

[blackfoot]

Speaking of bluegrass. I was so thrilled the other day when my son sent me a text and asked me for a list of bluegrass instrumentals. So I got busy going through my collection on my iPod. Some of the obvious ones like, Foggy Mountain Breakdown and Cripple Creek, were at the top of the list along with Soldier's Joy and a few others. After one of my step-daughter's became a Rhonda Vincent fan I was really feeling great to have my son join the group.

So later that day when he called I asked him if he had a chance to look over the list. He said thanks and yes he did. Then he drops this on me, "I have this guy that is bumming rides and I wanted some really annoying music to play when he is in the car." :a35:

:lol::lol::lol:

Sorry Dennis!

[GDCarrington]

Speaking of bluegrass. I was so thrilled the other day when my son sent me a text and asked me for a list of bluegrass instrumentals. So I got busy going through my collection on my iPod. Some of the obvious ones like, Foggy Mountain Breakdown and Cripple Creek, were at the top of the list along with Soldier's Joy and a few others. After one of my step-daughter's became a Rhonda Vincent fan I was really feeling great to have my son join the group.

So later that day when he called I asked him if he had a chance to look over the list. He said thanks and yes he did. Then he drops this on me, "I have this guy that is bumming rides and I wanted some really annoying music to play when he is in the car." :a35:

That's cold! :c5:

[RichGem]

That's cold! :c5:


He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh ohhh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--no

[damooshki]

So if I have this correct, you're calling Dennis a girl?


He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh ohhh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by rules
Oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--no

[blackfoot]

So if I have this correct, you're calling Dennis a girl?

Have you met Dennis? :whistling:

[RichGem]

Have you met Dennis? :whistling:

He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on Mrs. T's clothing and hangs around in bars.

He's a trucker but he's ok... .he drives all night... he drives all day....

[blackfoot]

He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on Mrs. T's clothing and hangs around in bars.

He's a trucker but he's ok... .he drives all night... he drives all day....

:lol::lol::lol:

[DFrancis]

I want to purchase a sewing machine. Hopefully my next one will be fairly nice. I've always had older ones from garage sales. However, I am regulated to sewing by hand now since my wife is keeping the sewing machine. Lord knows why. The only time she had ever used it I had to set it up for her and teach her the basics and then come help every now and then. But, if it makes her happy, whatever. :thumbup1:



Yah, it was on sale on costco.ca this week, $100 off and she's been wanting one.


He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on Mrs. T's clothing and hangs around in bars.

He's a trucker but he's ok... .he drives all night... he drives all day....

what's your definition of ok?

[GDCarrington]

He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on Mrs. T's clothing and hangs around in bars.

He's a trucker but he's ok... .he drives all night... he drives all day....

Sounds like your getting Dennis mixed up with this guy here...

http://orangecow.org/pythonet/lumbr4.jpg

[gollum83]

What are we supposed to do with all these invisible fence shock collars then? (We got a really good deal on them.)

So that's what that tickle is when I step outside the clown house! :w00t:


About a nanosecond.

Actually I'd say a fraction of a nanosecond. It's that instantaneous.


I'd rather eat Blake's chaps.

Dude, you know where those have been too! :eek:


Speaking of bluegrass. I was so thrilled the other day when my son sent me a text and asked me for a list of bluegrass instrumentals. So I got busy going through my collection on my iPod. Some of the obvious ones like, Foggy Mountain Breakdown and Cripple Creek, were at the top of the list along with Soldier's Joy and a few others. After one of my step-daughter's became a Rhonda Vincent fan I was really feeling great to have my son join the group.

So later that day when he called I asked him if he had a chance to look over the list. He said thanks and yes he did. Then he drops this on me, "I have this guy that is bumming rides and I wanted some really annoying music to play when he is in the car." :a35:

You bare such a terrible burden, Dennis. :lol:


I want to purchase a sewing machine. Hopefully my next one will be fairly nice. I've always had older ones from garage sales. However, I am regulated to sewing by hand now since my wife is keeping the sewing machine. Lord knows why. The only time she had ever used it I had to set it up for her and teach her the basics and then come help every now and then. But, if it makes her happy, whatever. :thumbup1:

It's the principal of the matter I think. It doesn't matter if she uses it or not. It's more that your never going to use it again. :nonod:


Ignoring all else, I refuse to own a small dog. :001_cool:

But the chaps don't phase you? Figures... :001_rolle


He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on Mrs. T's clothing and hangs around in bars.

He's a trucker but he's ok... .he drives all night... he drives all day....

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

It's the principal of the matter I think. It doesn't matter if she uses it or not. It's more that your never going to use it again. :nonod:

You may be right and I am not oblivious to it. But, the fact is, I left her so I try to be more than reasonable. Besides, I have the most expensive stuff when you get down to it. I have thousands in tools, leather working supplies, sewing, scuba gear, hunting and fishing stuff, may camera gear, golf clubs, weapons, etc. So, I am willing to give up some stuff if I can keep some of it.

Things like scuba gear and golf clubs are easy since we both have our own. But the things like the camera gear, :eek:

[GDCarrington]

Dennis, when you jump back in to the mix, take a look at the following.

http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showpost.php?p=3015373&postcount=92

[gollum83]

You may be right and I am not oblivious to it. But, the fact is, I left her so I try to be more than reasonable. Besides, I have the most expensive stuff when you get down to it. I have thousands in tools, leather working supplies, sewing, scuba gear, hunting and fishing stuff, may camera gear, golf clubs, weapons, etc. So, I am willing to give up some stuff if I can keep some of it.

Things like scuba gear and golf clubs are easy since we both have our own. But the things like the camera gear, :eek:

Oh no! Not the camera! Anything but the camera! :tongue:

Honestly, I'd worry about those tools and the hunting and fishing gear. She may not use them, but they would sell well in a garage sale.

[RichGem]

Oh no! Not the camera! Anything but the camera! :tongue:

Honestly, I'd worry about those tools and the hunting and fishing gear. She may not use them, but they would sell well in a garage sale.

It's pretty much a foregone conclusion who will be getting the chaps and riding gear.

[blackfoot]

Oh no! Not the camera! Anything but the camera! :tongue:

Honestly, I'd worry about those tools and the hunting and fishing gear. She may not use them, but they would sell well in a garage sale.

Amusingly, I left most everything but my weapons, mostly as a show of goodwill. The weapons, I just wanted to have a few of them with me and ended up with all of them. But, as you mentioned, she wants to sell off my tools. Money is never something I've been concerned about. not that I don't need it but I don't want to think about it. She was the financially minded one. So, there will be some negotiating there, I am sure.

Now, the only thing we have fought about during this is my camera. She "left" it at her brother's house. I asked to borrow it. Two and a half months later, I still don't have it. I missed some great photography and am quite angry. I had even said I would negotiate the camera with her but after that, I said no, the camera is mine. End of discussion. I gave her a deadline and told her she was about to start a war if I didn't get it back. She finally admitted she did it on purpose because she knew how much it meant to me. Granted, I still don't have it but she has agreed to give it to me. That has been our only rough spot through this whole thing.

It's sad, she aimed for a nerve and I knew it. But I still reacted. But I was still very methodical about it. I'm telling you, when you let emotion interfere, everyone loses. :thumbdown

[blackfoot]

It's pretty much a foregone conclusion who will be getting the chaps and riding gear.

Doesn't much matter anyhow now that I don't have a motorcycle any more.

[gollum83]

Amusingly, I left most everything but my weapons, mostly as a show of goodwill. The weapons, I just wanted to have a few of them with me and ended up with all of them. But, as you mentioned, she wants to sell off my tools. Money is never something I've been concerned about. not that I don't need it but I don't want to think about it. She was the financially minded one. So, there will be some negotiating there, I am sure.

Saw that one coming. I have to say your taking that well. I would be livid I lost my tools like that.


Now, the only thing we have fought about during this is my camera. She "left" it at her brother's house. I asked to borrow it. Two and a half months later, I still don't have it. I missed some great photography and am quite angry. I had even said I would negotiate the camera with her but after that, I said no, the camera is mine. End of discussion. I gave her a deadline and told her she was about to start a war if I didn't get it back. She finally admitted she did it on purpose because she knew how much it meant to me. Granted, I still don't have it but she has agreed to give it to me. That has been our only rough spot through this whole thing.

It's sad, she aimed for a nerve and I knew it. But I still reacted. But I was still very methodical about it. I'm telling you, when you let emotion interfere, everyone loses. :thumbdown

Well, I guess that's to be expected some in such a situation, but if that's it then you're very lucky. I've seen some friends and family members go through some rather nasty divorces.


Doesn't much matter anyhow now that I don't have a motorcycle any more.

Are you at least getting your spare clutch cables in the settlement? :huh:

[blackfoot]

Saw that one coming. I have to say your taking that well. I would be livid I lost my tools like that.

Well, a lot of the tools won't be too big a thing. I don't have a place for all of the stuff like a sandblast cabinet or parts washer. Stuff like that can be replaced cheaply enough when I do. Heck, hardly used them anyhow. Now, I have an awesome table saw I bought brand new. I don't want to see that go. But it is mostly my hand and power tools I want. Not as much the shop stuff. But, I also already know I'll be putting together a good tool set for her to have also. She isn't completely helpless with tools. I have taught her a lot.

Amusing story: Years ago, our best friends were over and I was working on something. I asked for channel locks. My friend started berating me, mocking me about, "Like any of us would know what channel locks are." Obviously, he wasn't a hands on type guy. He didn't notice my wife step out of the room. He was still making fun of me when she stepped back in, handed me the channel locks and I resumed what I was doing. Buzz stood there in silence for a second (A rare thing for him.) and then said, "Well, I guess she made me an a**!" I quietly said, "She had nothing to do with it." :lol:

In hind sight, he really was. I don't know why I liked him. :huh:


Well, I guess that's to be expected some in such a situation, but if that's it then you're very lucky. I've seen some friends and family members go through some rather nasty divorces.

I really am lucky. We both want to handle this well. Now, she has moments where she gets a little hurtful. But, I remind myself that I'm the bad guy and deserve it so I do not react in kind. So it never has a chance to snowball into anything. I also know that isn't her, she's just hurt. I am rather proud of her for the most part. :thumbup1:


Are you at least getting your spare clutch cables in the settlement? :huh:

Sadly, no. I did not purchase a spare. And my dad took his motorcycle back. I hope maybe he will teach Klog to ride it this summer.

[RichGem]

Sadly, no. I did not purchase a spare. And my dad took his motorcycle back. I hope maybe he will teach Klog to ride it this summer.

:w00t: It's like "coming attractions" for the Summer Blockbuster season! :lol:

[blackfoot]

:w00t: It's like "coming attractions" for the Summer Blockbuster season! :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[gollum83]

Sadly, no. I did not purchase a spare. And my dad took his motorcycle back. I hope maybe he will teach Klog to ride it this summer.

Please don't tell me you plan on riding double with him. :001_rolle

[blackfoot]

Please don't tell me you plan on riding double with him. :001_rolle

Um....No!

[gollum83]

Um....No!

Good. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

Good. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

He'll be in the side car wearing his bat cape (and not much else).

[blackfoot]

He'll be in the side car wearing his bat cape (and not much else).

Bat man does not ride in a side car! :batman:

[gollum83]

He'll be in the side car wearing his bat cape (and not much else).

Well that's just asking to be chapped right there.

[RichGem]

Well that's just asking to be chapped right there.

He prefers to think of it as nipping things in the bum.

[blackfoot]

He prefers to think of it as nipping things in the bum.

:lol::lol::lol:

[GDCarrington]

He prefers to think of it as nipping things in the bum.

What is he now taking on the persona of...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XLH4OwV6Yb8/SgzV04H0pAI/AAAAAAAACcs/9ZrbsKPDkiY/s400/Barney%2520Fife.jpg

[blackfoot]

What is he now taking on the persona of...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XLH4OwV6Yb8/SgzV04H0pAI/AAAAAAAACcs/9ZrbsKPDkiY/s400/Barney%2520Fife.jpg

Did I miss the title change, The Anything Blake Thread? :lol::lol:


It's good to be loved. :001_rolle

[RichGem]

Did I miss the title change, The Anything Blake Thread? :lol::lol:


It's good to be loved. :001_rolle

Well, um, hate to break it to you, but this has just been a tactic to divert others from such horrible topics as penguin brisket at such.:tongue_sm

[blackfoot]

Well, um, hate to break it to you, but this has just been a tactic to divert others from such horrible topics as penguin brisket at such.:tongue_sm

Oh well, that is just part of my job I guess. :lol:

[GDCarrington]

Well, um, hate to break it to you, but this has just been a tactic to divert others from such horrible topics as penguin brisket at such.:tongue_sm

Rich, you know who will make another appearance since you sent out this thought wave...

[RichGem]

Rich, you know who will make another appearance since you sent out this thought wave...

Hm... good point. And Blake, speaking of your job... what are you doing about those heathens? Huh? Is a little rapid response too much to ask?

[profsaffel]

Did I miss the title change, The Anything Blake Thread? :lol::lol:


It could become the ABC Thread, as in The All Blake in Chaps Thread. The tag line could be "All Blake (in Chaps), All the Time!!!" Yeehaa!

[gollum83]

It could become the ABC Thread, as in The All Blake in Chaps Thread. The tag line could be "All Blake (in Chaps), All the Time!!!" Yeehaa!

Rob... Brian... Don't listen to him... He's crazy... Crazy I tells ya... :out:

[RichGem]

It could become the ABC Thread, as in The All Blake in Chaps Thread. The tag line could be "All Blake (in Chaps), All the Time!!!" Yeehaa!


That'd be like all-shopping-network tv in hell.

[DFrancis]

It could become the ABC Thread, as in The All Blake in Chaps Thread. The tag line could be "All Blake (in Chaps), All the Time!!!" Yeehaa!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo :scared:

[profsaffel]

That'd be like all-shopping-network tv in hell.

My bet is the salesman will have an Australian accent. That seems to be a requirement now...

[GDCarrington]

It could become the ABC Thread, as in The All Blake in Chaps Thread. The tag line could be "All Blake (in Chaps), All the Time!!!" Yeehaa!

Speaking of that Doug, he would need a intro/promotion spot.
Here is one for consideration.

vXkcu3-aJzA

[RichGem]

My bet is the salesman will have an Australian accent. That seems to be a requirement now...

And bad hair.

[gollum83]

And bad hair.

Donald Trump is Australian? :blink:

[GDCarrington]

Donald Trump is Australian? :blink:

He claims he was born in NYC but...Orange Hair! Come on! :lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

Donald Trump is Australian? :blink:

Well, he does talk funny, does he not?

[gollum83]

He claims he was born in NYC but...Orange Hair! Come on! :lol::lol::lol:

Dingo ate his toupee! :eek:


Well, he does talk funny, does he not?

True... :lol::lol::lol:

[DFrancis]

Well, he does talk funny, does he not?

But I've never once heard him refer to babries and shrimp in the same sentence

[RichGem]

But I've never once heard him refer to babries and shrimp in the same sentence

Well, he's modified his speech somewhat to appeal more to an American audience. Here, we consider "barbies" a term derogatory towards women. And, really, who likes to be called short? Even Rob points out that he's taller than most of the locals.
And he's all the way over in Japan.

[blackfoot]

It could become the ABC Thread, as in The All Blake in Chaps Thread. The tag line could be "All Blake (in Chaps), All the Time!!!" Yeehaa!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


That'd be like all-shopping-network tv in hell.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[DFrancis]

Well, he's modified his speech somewhat to appeal more to an American audience. Here, we consider "barbies" a term derogatory towards women. And, really, who likes to be called short? Even Rob points out that he's taller than most of the locals.
And he's all the way over in Japan.

So stateside Rob is short?

[RichGem]

So stateside Rob is short?

So it would seem. :huh:

[SRock]

From wikipedia:

A common joke in Virginia, referencing the image on the state seal and dating at least as far back as the Civil War (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Civil_War), is that "Sic semper tyrannis" actually means "Get your foot off my neck."[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sic_semper_tyrannis#cite_note-4)


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/Seal_of_Virginia.svg/220px-Seal_of_Virginia.svg.png

After seeing the gray bong that dude is holding I always assumed Sic Semper Tyrannis was latin for "Puff, puff, give."


You just can't catch a break, can you? I'm glad everyone is ok.

Seriously! The first time I was stationed here (2002-2004) and the first three years of this present tour I didn't mind it all. Some were more severe than others but they seemed to be more spread out and less life altering. Now when I feel the slightest tremor it just totally pisses me off. I can't wait to return to the States next year.


Wow! I don't envy you. Hang in there.

Thanks!


So stateside Rob is short?

:yesnod: 5'6"

[profsaffel]

:yesnod: 5'6"

That's taller than me.

[jakespoppy]

So stateside Rob is short?


So it would seem. :huh:


:yesnod: 5'6"

As long as your feet go all the way to the ground, does it really matter? :huh:

[RichGem]

As long as your feet go all the way to the ground, does it really matter? :huh:

And shrimps have lotsa feet. :lol:

(finally, someone I can tower over! Victory is mine!)

[jakespoppy]

And shrimps have lotsa feet. :lol:

(finally, someone I can tower over! Victory is mine!)

Hey now, that's....oh, you're talking about shell fish. I thought....um, nevermind. :blushing:

[DFrancis]

And shrimps have lotsa feet. :lol:

(finally, someone I can tower over! Victory is mine!)

It's taken all you life, enjoy it Rich


Hey now, that's....oh, you're talking about shell fish. I thought....um, nevermind. :blushing:

(let him have his moment of glory)

[jakespoppy]

It's taken all you life, enjoy it Rich

(let him have his moment of glory)

You're right. Hey Rich, congrats, Big Guy! :thumbup1:

[GDCarrington]

You're right. Hey Rich, congrats, Big Guy! :thumbup1:

Rich is the Station Manger of WKRP?

http://www.classictvhits.com/shows/wkrp/pics/wkrp19.jpg

[brianw]

Well, um, hate to break it to you, but this has just been a tactic to divert others from such horrible topics as penguin brisket at such.:tongue_sm

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm


But I've have heard him refer to barbies and penguins in the same sentence

FTFY

[RichGem]

It's taken all you life, enjoy it Rich



(let him have his moment of glory)


You're right. Hey Rich, congrats, Big Guy! :thumbup1:


Rich is the Station Manger of WKRP?

http://www.classictvhits.com/shows/wkrp/pics/wkrp19.jpg


You will not ruin this for me. :glare:


:tongue_sm

[jakespoppy]

Rich is the Station Manger of WKRP?

http://www.classictvhits.com/shows/wkrp/pics/wkrp19.jpg

I thought Rich always wears a tux? :001_huh:

[DFrancis]

Rich is the Station Manger of WKRP?

http://www.classictvhits.com/shows/wkrp/pics/wkrp19.jpg

oh oh oh can I be Dr. Johnny Fever? ah hem "Boogerrrrrrrrrr"

[RichGem]

I thought Rich always wears a tux? :001_huh:

:yesnod:

But no black bow tie until after 6pm.

[GDCarrington]

oh oh oh can I be Dr. Johnny Fever? ah hem "Boogerrrrrrrrrr"

Yes you may!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__62ZFqikBmU/SkFjoaWrhrI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/wlT4ScwmNvM/s320/Johnny+Fever.jpg

[jakespoppy]

:yesnod:

But no black bow tie until after 6pm.

Yes, you do have a fine sense of style! :thumbup1:

[SRock]

That's taller than me.

I don't hear that very often. :lol: Besides short people are awesome!


As long as your feet go all the way to the ground, does it really matter? :huh:

:lol:

Did somebody say ABC Thread? :whistling:

[GDCarrington]

Did somebody say ABC Thread?

ABC on WKRP! 5,000 HP (Hamster Power)

http://coloradoright.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/hamster_wheel.jpg%3Fw%3D300%26h%3D298

[Intrigued]

So this is the ABC Thread huh? I'll show you mine. :ihih:


156229

[DFrancis]

I don't hear that very often. :lol: Besides short people are awesome!



:lol:

Did somebody say ABC Thread? :whistling:

does that mean we're no longer TATers?

[GDCarrington]

does that mean we're no longer TATers?

It would appear so, but we are at the head of the line now! :001_rolle

[Intrigued]

does that mean we're no longer TATers?

:scared: :blink: :bored: :sad: :crying: :cryin: but, but, I don't want to be an ABCer.......

[RichGem]

:scared: :blink: :bored: :sad: :crying: :cryin: but, but, I don't want to be an ABCer.......


You'd prefer to be hukt on fahniks?

[GDCarrington]

http://www.crestock.com/images/180000-189999/182108-xs.jpg

-_dGbkGuhLE

[Intrigued]

You'd prefer to be hukt on fahniks?

:blink: Are those the only choices? 'Cause I'm just sayin' these options really suck! :glare:

[GDCarrington]

GaE3m6gY1Vw

[GDCarrington]

Or we can try Brother Ray with other celebrities!

IpIhzFh0yw8

[OldSaw]

I'd rather eat Blake's chaps.


Dude!! How is this not a custom title? :lol::lol::lol:

I've seen custom title fodder posted before, but I must say, this one really takes the cake. In fact, I think the only thing more egregious would be to ignore it. If we took a poll on whether to assign this to the mighty Duckster I'm certain it would even out do the "Art is king" option.

[Intrigued]

Ich bin ein TATer! :a17:

[GDCarrington]

Ich bin ein TATer! :a17:

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

[OldSaw]

Have you met Dennis? :whistling:

Ahem. :glare: OK, I've darned my socks a few times, but I've never made a dress. :lol:


He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on Mrs. T's clothing and hangs around in bars.

He's a trucker but he's ok... .he drives all night... he drives all day....

:lol:


Sounds like your getting Dennis mixed up with this guy here...

http://orangecow.org/pythonet/lumbr4.jpg

Right. Those darn lumberjacks anyway.

[a_bit_crafty]

It could become the ABC Thread, as in The All Blake in Chaps Thread. The tag line could be "All Blake (in Chaps), All the Time!!!" Yeehaa!
Shut it.:mad3:


I don't hear that very often. :lol: Besides short people are awesome!



:lol:

Did somebody say ABC Thread? :whistling:
:mad3:


So this is the ABC Thread huh? I'll show you mine. :ihih:


156229
:w00t:


:scared: :blink: :bored: :sad: :crying: :cryin: but, but, I don't want to be an ABCer.......
:001_huh: Me, either.


Ich bin ein TATer! :a17:
Ein, zwei, drei, g'suffa!


Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
Something funny should be here. I can't form it. I should have something funny to say.

[GDCarrington]

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

M_bvT-DGcWw

[OldSaw]

Well, a lot of the tools won't be too big a thing. I don't have a place for all of the stuff like a sandblast cabinet or parts washer. Stuff like that can be replaced cheaply enough when I do. Heck, hardly used them anyhow. Now, I have an awesome table saw I bought brand new. I don't want to see that go. But it is mostly my hand and power tools I want. Not as much the shop stuff. But, I also already know I'll be putting together a good tool set for her to have also. She isn't completely helpless with tools. I have taught her a lot.

Amusing story: Years ago, our best friends were over and I was working on something. I asked for channel locks. My friend started berating me, mocking me about, "Like any of us would know what channel locks are." Obviously, he wasn't a hands on type guy. He didn't notice my wife step out of the room. He was still making fun of me when she stepped back in, handed me the channel locks and I resumed what I was doing. Buzz stood there in silence for a second (A rare thing for him.) and then said, "Well, I guess she made me an a**!" I quietly said, "She had nothing to do with it." :lol:

In hind sight, he really was. I don't know why I liked him. :huh:

Probably for the same reason Tony liked Eddy Haskel.

[OldSaw]

Did I miss the title change, The Anything Blake Thread? :lol::lol:


It's good to be loved. :001_rolle

I missed that one while I was out. Now it's just the ABC thread.

[OldSaw]

It could become the ABC Thread, as in The All Blake in Chaps Thread. The tag line could be "All Blake (in Chaps), All the Time!!!" Yeehaa!

Aha! and so it has.

[OldSaw]

My bet is the salesman will have an Australian accent. That seems to be a requirement now...

What? You mean it won't be South African?

[gollum83]

Did somebody say ABC Thread? :whistling:

Oh [mod edit]! :letterk2:

[OldSaw]

I don't hear that very often. :lol: Besides short people are awesome!



:lol:

Did somebody say ABC Thread? :whistling:

OK, you changed the thread name, but how could you have possibly missed THIS (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showpost.php?p=3014727&postcount=55390) and the several comments about Duckster's new title.

[gollum83]

OK, you changed the thread name, but how could you have possibly missed THIS (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showpost.php?p=3014727&postcount=55390) and the several comments about Duckster's new title.

It is disappointing isn't it?

[GDCarrington]

It is disappointing isn't it?

Yes, indeed, unless...where is Duckster anyway?

[OldSaw]

Ich bin ein TATer! :a17:


Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

Ask not what your thread can do for you, but what you can do for your thread.