The Anything Thread

[jakespoppy]

It was interesting today seeing how mismatched in skills two 7-year olds basketball teams can be. :huh:

[RichGem]

:lol::lol::lol:

Post #51,000 right there and no flare? For shame. :crying:

[jakespoppy]

Post #51,000 right there and no flare? For shame. :crying:

Well, post #51,000 was ":lol::lol::lol:". That may be more appropriate than flair in the Clown House?

[blackfoot]

Post #51,000 right there and no flare? For shame. :crying:

My bad! I edited! :blushing:


:lol::lol::lol:

Edit:

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Girl-Next-Door-movie-f01.jpg

[jakespoppy]

My bad! I edited! :blushing:

Is that one of the girls who woke you up and you pulled a gun on? Or is it just Kim from 24? Or both? :thumbup1:

[blackfoot]

Is that one of the girls who woke you up and you pulled a gun on? Or is it just Kim from 24? Or both? :thumbup1:

It's Elisha Cuthbert from Girl Next Door. But, now that you mention it, Aside from her face, physical attributes are very similar to the girl in my room that morning. Just as cute too but with red hair. That will teach those annoying, attractive, hot girls from coming into my room! Curse them all!

Huh, doesn't look like I will be dating for a long, long time, does it? :lol::lol::lol:

[jakespoppy]

It's Elisha Cuthbert from Girl Next Door. But, now that you mention it, Aside from her face, physical attributes are very similar to the girl in my room that morning. Just as cute too but with red hair. That will teach those annoying, attractive, hot girls from coming into my room! Curse them all!

Huh, doesn't look like I will be dating for a long, long time, does it? :lol::lol::lol:

Yeah, Elisha Cuthbert played Kim Bauer, Jack's (Keifer Sutherland) daughter in 24.

And yeah, I've been out of the dating scene for a long, long time, but I'm guessing pulling guns on girls probably isn't the best opening line-type move. :001_rolle


But hey, what do I know?

[RichGem]

Yeah, Elisha Cuthbert played Kim Bauer, Jack's (Keifer Sutherland) daughter in 24.

And yeah, I've been out of the dating scene for a long, long time, but I'm guessing pulling guns on girls probably isn't the best opening line-type move. :001_rolle


But hey, what do I know?

And if it is... :001_unsur ... Well, you might want to reconsider the date.

[blackfoot]

Yeah, Elisha Cuthbert played Kim Bauer, Jack's (Keifer Sutherland) daughter in 24.

And yeah, I've been out of the dating scene for a long, long time, but I'm guessing pulling guns on girls probably isn't the best opening line-type move. :001_rolle


But hey, what do I know?

Maybe not the best but it doesn't necessarily end it either. :lol:

[blackfoot]

And if it is... :001_unsur ... Well, you might want to reconsider the date.

Hmm, I don't know if that would be a turn off, or turn on. Girls with guns is kinda hot. :lol:

[GDCarrington]

Hmm, I don't know if that would be a turn off, or turn on. Girls with guns is kinda hot. :lol:

Be careful of what you ask for! Sometimes you get what you ask for, but not like you wish for!

http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/woman_raises_rifle.jpe.jpeg

[jakespoppy]

Hmm, I don't know if that would be a turn off, or turn on. Girls with guns is kinda hot. :lol:
But what's that saying, "Guns don't kill people on dates, girls with guns kill........"


Be careful of what you ask for! Sometimes you get what you ask for, but not like you wish for!

http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/woman_raises_rifle.jpe.jpeg
And if you like dating girls with guns, you probably don't care if they are missing a few teeth, too. :wink2:

[Duckster]

Hmm, I don't know if that would be a turn off, or turn on. Girls with guns is kinda hot. :lol:

and girls with a gun leg are hawt!

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[jakespoppy]

and girls with a gun leg are hawt!

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Update: "Gun-legs don't kill people, people with gun-legs........"

[blackfoot]

Be careful of what you ask for! Sometimes you get what you ask for, but not like you wish for!

http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/woman_raises_rifle.jpe.jpeg

:lol::lol::lol:


and girls with a gun leg are hawt!

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It is sad, the first thing I thought of was, doesn't walking on the mangle the muzzle and clog it with debris? :001_huh:

[blackfoot]

:lol::lol::lol:



It is sad, the first thing I thought of was, doesn't walking on the mangle the muzzle and clog it with debris? :001_huh:

Looked at that picture again and I am left with two more questions. How does she reach the trigger and isn't reloading a pain?

[GDCarrington]

It is sad, the first thing I thought of was, doesn't walking on the mangle the muzzle and clog it with debris? :001_huh:

I was thinking, I hope she doesn't try to fire that, or she might not look as good afterwards. I guess that is just as sad!

[jakespoppy]

...It is sad, the first thing I thought of was, doesn't walking on the mangle the muzzle and clog it with debris? :001_huh:

...while the first thing I thought of was "wonder where she buys just one boot at a time?' :001_cool:

[blackfoot]

I was thinking, I hope she doesn't try to fire that, or she might not look as good afterwards. I guess that is just as sad!

:lol::lol::lol:

Probably those of us that are gun fans have these stupid thoughts first. :001_rolle

[blackfoot]

...while the first thing I thought of was "wonder where she buys just one boot at a time?' :001_cool:

Okay, you're just weird! :blink:


:lol::lol::lol:

[jakespoppy]

Okay, you're just weird! :blink:


:lol::lol::lol:

YOU are calling ME weird? Well.....okay, yeah maybe just a little....I think it's why I like you so much! :thumbup1:

[GDCarrington]

...while the first thing I thought of was "wonder where she buys just one boot at a time?' :001_cool:

The same place that Johnny got his car!!!

rWHniL8MyMM

[jakespoppy]

The same place that Johnny got his car!!!

rWHniL8MyMM

...and I'll bet that's where she got the gun-leg, too! :thumbup1:

[Duckster]

Looked at that picture again and I am left with two more questions. How does she reach the trigger and isn't reloading a pain?

I don't know how it works... it just does.

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...while the first thing I thought of was "wonder where she buys just one boot at a time?' :001_cool:

Her sister has a left gun-leg, so it all evens out.

[GDCarrington]

I don't know how it works... it just does.

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Her sister has a left gun-leg, so it all evens out.

That gives a whole new meaning to "three point stance!" :001_huh:

[jakespoppy]

....Probably those of us that are gun fans have these stupid thoughts first. :001_rolle
Remember, "There is no such thing as a stupid thought". Oh wait, that's "...a stupid question"

Nevermind.


....Her sister has a left gun-leg, so it all evens out.
So they are twins, but not identical....:001_cool:


That gives a whole new meaning to "three point stance!" :001_huh:
AND she plays football, too! :thumbup1:

[DFrancis]

I don't know how it works... it just does.



Ask Robert Rodriguez, it was his idea.

[jakespoppy]

Ask Robert Rodriguez, it was his idea.

Now THAT guy is weird!

[GDCarrington]

Now THAT guy is weird!

He might be able to fit into the Clown House. However, we have high standards!!! :tongue_sm

[jakespoppy]

He might be able to fit into the Clown House. However, we have high standards!!! :tongue_sm

Yes, we are very particular about our weirdness here! :thumbup1:

[RichGem]

I don't know how it works... it just does.

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Her sister has a left gun-leg, so it all evens out.

And once again, no one takes into account basic physics. Recoil, anyone? Bueller?

[blackfoot]

YOU are calling ME weird? Well.....okay, yeah maybe just a little....I think it's why I like you so much! :thumbup1:

:thumbup:


He might be able to fit into the Clown House. However, we have high standards!!! :tongue_sm

We do? :huh:

[blackfoot]

http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/10/24/cafe%20standards-jj-001.jpg

[GDCarrington]

He might be able to fit into the Clown House. However, we have high standards!!! :tongue_sm


:thumbup:

We do? :huh:

Of course we do. However, I did not provide the specific details, since those are proprietary, and we do not wish everyone in the audience to see the secret handshake! :biggrin1:

[RichGem]

http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/10/24/cafe%20standards-jj-001.jpg


Boy, you get around. :tongue_sm

[jakespoppy]

Of course we do. However, I did not provide the specific details, since those are proprietary, and we do not wish everyone in the audience to see the secret handshake! :biggrin1:

...or the fin shake version.

[jakespoppy]

http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/10/24/cafe%20standards-jj-001.jpg


Boy, you get around. :tongue_sm

Around, yes, but up and down? Not so much! :001_rolle

[blackfoot]

Boy, you get around. :tongue_sm

:lol::lol::lol:

[OldSaw]

attn: OLD SAW

Your PM box is full!

Unfortaately won't be able to meet up with you and the Mrs. this weekend. I'm actually out of State for a friend's Wedding.

:blushing::blushing::blushing:

Oops, sorry about that. I cleaned it out a little, but at the time I was working from my phone and it's a little slooow to work with.

[Duckster]

The czardom secret handshake

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[jakespoppy]

The czardom secret handshake

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and the technique is "shake, then eat".

[OldSaw]

The czardom secret handshake

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Darn! I forgot about that. That's probably the REAL reason Rich couldn't make a completely last minute impromptu get together this morning. Oh well, maybe next time.

[OldSaw]

Good evening from Smithton, PA.

[SRock]

But... he's HUGE in Japan. :lol:

You got that right.

http://www.channelshirt.com/images/SNORG/ImHugeInJapan_Fullpic.jpg

[blackfoot]

You got that right.

http://www.channelshirt.com/images/SNORG/ImHugeInJapan_Fullpic.jpg

Seems like there is something they could do about your disproportionate legs. :lol:

[GDCarrington]

You got that right.

http://www.channelshirt.com/images/SNORG/ImHugeInJapan_Fullpic.jpg

You just had to put on your bell bottom jeans didn't you! :lol::lol::lol:

[SRock]

You just had to put on your bell bottom jeans didn't you! :lol::lol::lol:


Seems like there is something they could do about your disproportionate legs. :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[OldSaw]

Good morning. Still in Smithton, PA and will be stuck here all day. At least I'll be able to watch the Packers.

[RichGem]

The czardom secret handshake

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John, look, you promised you'd behave if you were invited to the Czardom's cocktail party. One think I asked you... behave. You agreed at the time, and now I see that you stole the appetizers. Well, don't wonder when the next invitation arrives a week late. Don't blame me.

[Intrigued]

Dennis is trying to get TonyGold to kill TAT! :scared: :angry:


It is me. While reflecting on my thread killing skills it occurred to me that the same thing happens on my Facebook page.
I write pithy, evocative comments like, 'Beware the evils of Flucloxicillin' and get not a scintilla of interest. In the past it has been so bad that I have even been moved to comment on my own post and flicked the 'like' button a time two to give the comment credibility. I was still the only person interested.
Thank Heaven's I don't tweet.


You obviously haven't posted here (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=94262). If you kill that one... well, let's just say I'm sure you will be welcome and leave it at that. Enjoy.

Dennis, how could you? :crying:

[gollum83]

The czardom secret handshake

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It's not so secret. The smell of herring just never goes away. :nonod:


You got that right.

http://www.channelshirt.com/images/SNORG/ImHugeInJapan_Fullpic.jpg

Man, they have some extremely short skyscrapers over there, don't they? :laugh:

[OldSaw]

Dennis is trying to get TonyGold to kill TAT! :scared: :angry:





Dennis, how could you? :crying:

I was just being neighborly. I figured TAT would build his confidence.

[DFrancis]

I was just being neighborly. I figured TAT would build his confidence.

Will the confidence building come beforeor after Blake gives him a pair of chaps as a welcoming gift?

[Swampfox]

Well, everything is over, it's all said and done. Quite an unusual funeral, but then again, mountain people do things....very different. :mellow:


It's only a model.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Swampfox]

http://tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/zsmurf.jpeg?w=550&h=554

[OldSaw]

Go Packers!!!

[DFrancis]

Go Packers!!!

Nooooooooooooo....

The Bears can still win can't they? :crying:

[OldSaw]

Nooooooooooooo....

The Bears can still win can't they? :crying:

Well, anything's possible until it's over.

[GDCarrington]

I was just being neighborly. I figured TAT would build his confidence.

It will build something, most likely his immunity to "enhanced mark upgraded earmites!"
For the greater good of course! :lol::lol::lol:

[DFrancis]

Well congrats to the Pack, and fine job by Caleb Hainie, he kept the Bears in it until the last minute.

[blackfoot]

Ugh! Party at my house and I have to go to work in a few hours. My wife is coming any minute with some of my stuff, and I need to sleep. I think a nap is out. :mad3:

[GDCarrington]

Ugh! Party at my house and I have to go to work in a few hours. My wife is coming any minute with some of my stuff, and I need to sleep. I think a nap is out. :mad3:

Party? Well, please this time follow the advice from the "Man In Black," Blake!

yRls7nXI__U

[a_bit_crafty]

Howdy ho, neighbors.:winkiss:


You got that right.

http://www.channelshirt.com/images/SNORG/ImHugeInJapan_Fullpic.jpg
I always love that one. Tickles me every time. :lol:


It's not so secret. The smell of herring just never goes away. :nonod:



Man, they have some extremely short skyscrapers over there, don't they? :laugh:

But red herring were never there in the first place.

Ugh! Party at my house and I have to go to work in a few hours. My wife is coming any minute with some of my stuff, and I need to sleep. I think a nap is out. :mad3:

Sleep is overrated. At least I'd like to think so when I don't get enough of it. I like sleep. My kids don't.

[OldSaw]

Well congrats to the Pack, and fine job by Caleb Hainie, he kept the Bears in it until the last minute.

It was a very exciting game and could have gone either way nearly to the end. Not sure what happened to the Packer offense in the second half, but a win is a win I guess. Now the big game awaits.

[blackfoot]

Party? Well, please this time follow the advice from the "Man In Black," Blake!

yRls7nXI__U

Amusing since one thing my wife brought was my gun cabinet and another was one gun I forgot to bring with me. :lol:

[RichGem]

I always love that one. Tickles me every time. :lol:

.

That's what... he ... said. :blink:

[Intrigued]

Samuel Adams Chocolate Bock :a8: :drool:

[DFrancis]

Samuel Adams Chocolate Bock :a8: :drool:

Ooooooooo, who's round is it? I may have a G&T.

[Intrigued]

Ooooooooo, who's round is it? I may have a G&T.

I'm not sure but Randy will bring it to you. He's our steward. :yesnod:

[DFrancis]

I'm not sure but Randy will bring it to you. He's our steward. :yesnod:

Well that's sorted, so what do we tip a steward?

[Swampfox]

Ugh! Party at my house and I have to go to work in a few hours. My wife is coming any minute with some of my stuff, and I need to sleep. I think a nap is out. :mad3:

She was supposed to leave in the middle of the street for you.........:confused1

[jakespoppy]

I'm not sure but Randy will bring it to you. He's our steward. :yesnod:
Actually, I'm a steward in the Fragrance forum.


Well that's sorted, so what do we tip a steward?
(*Tipping???*)

....on the other hand, what's a forum between friends. That was a G&T, right? :biggrin1:


She was supposed to leave in the middle of the street for you.........:confused1
.....and on fire. :001_rolle

[RichGem]

Actually, I'm a steward in the Fragrance forum.

So, um... why does it smell like the Veg in here all the time? :blink:



.....and on fire. :001_rolleParty time!

[jakespoppy]

So, um... why does it smell like the Veg in here all the time? :blink:

LV was the only thing strong enough to cover the fishy smell of herring coming from somewhere in here. Now we have to find something to cover the LV. I'm thinking Knize Ten might do the trick. I wore it yesterday and my wife said it smelled like gasoline.

And no, Blake, I wasn't anywhere near your stuff when it got set on fire in the street.

[RichGem]

LV was the only thing strong enough to cover the fishy smell of herring coming from somewhere in here. Now we have to find something to cover the LV. I'm thinking Knize Ten might do the trick. I wore it yesterday and my wife said it smelled like gasoline.

And no, Blake, I wasn't anywhere near your stuff when it got set on fire in the street.

Ray's having a little "digestive problem" these days. :blush:


:biggrin:






I never cared for Knize Ten, but gasoline wasn't one of the notes I noticed. However, Donna Karen Fuel (wonderful and unfortunately discontinued cologne) did contain (supposedly) gasoline notes. It smelled like your favorite suede jacket.

[blackfoot]

She was supposed to leave in the middle of the street for you.........:confused1

:lol::lol::lol:

Fortunately, we are much more amicable than that!


Actually, I'm a steward in the Fragrance forum.


(*Tipping???*)

....on the other hand, what's a forum between friends. That was a G&T, right? :biggrin1:


.....and on fire. :001_rolle

:lol::lol::lol:

[jakespoppy]

...I never cared for Knize Ten, but gasoline wasn't one of the notes I noticed. However, Donna Karen Fuel (wonderful and unfortunately discontinued cologne) did contain (supposedly) gasoline notes. It smelled like your favorite suede jacket.
You've smelled my favorite suede jacket? :blink:

...Fortunately, we are much more amicable than that!
I am seriously glad to hear this. :thumbup1:

[RichGem]

You've smelled my favorite suede jacket? :blink:


Yes. Don't you remember? You complained that I left it smelling of herring.

[a_bit_crafty]

Yes. Don't you remember? You complained that I left it smelling of herring.

There's a joke waiting to happen in there somewhere, but I can't find it. I was never good at the Where's Waldo stuff. :confused1

[RichGem]

There's a joke waiting to happen in there somewhere, but I can't find it. I was never good at the Where's Waldo stuff. :confused1

Say... what have you done with your hubby? We see you so little, and him even less. What did he do... you can tell us... really.

[jakespoppy]

Yes. Don't you remember? You complained that I left it smelling of herring.
Ah, yes, it's all coming back to me now....I had worn it on a nite out with Mrs. Jakespoppoy, then you wanted to borrow it for something you didn't seem to want to talk about, which I found out later was a surprise party at Blake's place....something about Emo...and guns....and you didn't think you were going to get out of there with all your tail feathers.


There's a joke waiting to happen in there somewhere, but I can't find it. I was never good at the Where's Waldo stuff. :confused1
I'm sorry, Mam, we were having a serious discu.....hey, it's Crafty! How are you? We've missed you around here!


Say... what have you done with your hubby? We see you so little, and him even less. What did he do... you can tell us... really.
Careful what you ask for. She ignored the question when we asked her "what did you do with the body?", which is even more suspicous! :detective:


(and whatever you do, don't ask here what planet she came from!)

[RichGem]

Ah, yes, it's all coming back to me now....I had worn it on a nite out with Mrs. Jakespoppoy, then you wanted to borrow it for something you didn't seem to want to talk about, which I found out later was a surprise party at Blake's place....something about Emo...and guns....and you didn't think you were going to get out of there with all your tail feathers.

It was a narrow escape, but I made it unscathed.

[jakespoppy]

It was a narrow escape, but I made it unscathed.

Thank goodness! Now, about the cleaning bill for the suede jacket....

[RichGem]

Thank goodness! Now, about the cleaning bill for the suede jacket....


You said the mess added character... :001_unsur

[jakespoppy]

You said the mess added character... :001_unsur

You must have musunderstood. I believe what I said was "You are a messy character!".

[RichGem]

You must have musunderstood. I believe what I said was "You are a messy character!".

Oh. :blush:

But, what do you expect? Ever try using chopsticks with wings?!

[jakespoppy]

Oh. :blush:

But, what do you expect? Ever try using chopsticks with wings?!

Well, I was trying to not be too harsh. Anyone else, I would have arm-wrestled for it...

[DFrancis]

Ah, yes, it's all coming back to me now....I had worn it on a nite out with Mrs. Jakespoppoy, then you wanted to borrow it for something you didn't seem to want to talk about, which I found out later was a surprise party at Blake's place....something about Emo...and guns....and you didn't think you were going to get out of there with all your tail feathers.



You left out the chaps.

[Duckster]

You left out the chaps.

If the boots are long enough, you don't need chaps...

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[a_bit_crafty]

Say... what have you done with your hubby? We see you so little, and him even less. What did he do... you can tell us... really.

Mr. Crafty's interests run in cycles. He'll likely return at some point.


Ah, yes, it's all coming back to me now....I had worn it on a nite out with Mrs. Jakespoppoy, then you wanted to borrow it for something you didn't seem to want to talk about, which I found out later was a surprise party at Blake's place....something about Emo...and guns....and you didn't think you were going to get out of there with all your tail feathers.


I'm sorry, Mam, we were having a serious discu.....hey, it's Crafty! How are you? We've missed you around here!


Careful what you ask for. She ignored the question when we asked her "what did you do with the body?", which is even more suspicous! :detective:


(and whatever you do, don't ask here what planet she came from!)
Howdy. We've had hoards of business around here. But all is well.

And I come from Gallifrey. I thought that was firmly established. Crafty is my Time Lord name.

[jakespoppy]

You left out the chaps.
Hmmmm, no, he must have borrowed those from Blake.


If the boots are long enough, you don't need chaps...
:ohmy: :lol::lol::lol:


....And I come from Gallifrey. I thought that was firmly established. Crafty is my Time Lord name.
Oh, yeah. :blushing: I must have gone through a time warp!

[DFrancis]

And I come from Gallifrey. I thought that was firmly established. Crafty is my Time Lord name.

So there are three of you now?

[a_bit_crafty]

So there are three of you now?

No, there is only one me just the one existing in separate spaces in time. See your tardis manual.

[DFrancis]

No, there is only one me just the one existing in separate spaces in time. See your tardis manual.

My tardis is broken, it's smaller on the inside... and is full of my wife's clothes... ok not so much a tardis, more of a wardrobe.

[a_bit_crafty]

My tardis is broken, it's smaller on the inside... and is full of my wife's clothes... ok not so much a tardis, more of a wardrobe.

Wardrobes take you to a different place entirely.

[OldSaw]

Say... what have you done with your hubby? We see you so little, and him even less. What did he do... you can tell us... really.

Let's just hope he's not rooming with Blake.

[OldSaw]

Wardrobes take you to a different place entirely.

So is that where you put Mr. Crafty?

[a_bit_crafty]

Let's just hope he's not rooming with Blake.

Great googley moogley, I hope not. (No offence, Chaps.)


So is that where you put Mr. Crafty?

Shh. :shifty:


Edited to add: Mr. Crafty is aware of all this nonsense, but chooses not to respond to the detriment of my reputation.

[DFrancis]

Wardrobes take you to a different place entirely.

New Jersey?

[OldSaw]

Great googley moogley, I hope not. (No offence, Chaps.)



Shh. :shifty:


Edited to add: Mr. Crafty is aware of all this nonsense, but chooses not to respond to the detriment of my reputation.

Ah huh... :001_rolle


New Jersey?

I've been to New Jersey and know what they do to people in wardrobes there. Let's hope for his sake that's not where she sent him.

[OldSaw]

I'm currently in Gary, IN and I think I just saw a wardrobe go by on a flatbed trailer with New Jersey plates. Poor Mr. Crafty. :nonod:

[DFrancis]

I've been to New Jersey and know what they do to people in wardrobes there. Let's hope for his sake that's not where she sent him.

Is that what Ouch did to Jerry Stiller?

[OldSaw]

Is that what Ouch did to Jerry Stiller?

I'm starting to think Crafty was in on it too.

[DFrancis]

I'm starting to think Crafty was in on it too.

It's a conspiracy! Perhaps we should all tell Crafty that we don't distrust her in the least, and not at all because we are afraid she will stuff us in a wardrobe that leads to New Jersey where Ouch will pronounce us dead.

[a_bit_crafty]

New Jersey?
:lol:


I'm currently in Gary, IN and I think I just saw a wardrobe go by on a flatbed trailer with New Jersey plates. Poor Mr. Crafty. :nonod:

Hey, wait. I'm not even sure I've been to New Jersey. Wait...not sure.


I'm starting to think Crafty was in on it too.


It's a conspiracy! Perhaps we should all tell Crafty that we don't distrust her in the least, and not at all because we are afraid she will stuff us in a wardrobe that leads to New Jersey where Ouch will pronounce us dead.
That's me. Assassin for hire.

[DFrancis]

That's me. Assassin for hire.

I now have "Psycho Killer" by The Talking Heads in my head right now.

[blackfoot]

Ah, yes, it's all coming back to me now....I had worn it on a nite out with Mrs. Jakespoppoy, then you wanted to borrow it for something you didn't seem to want to talk about, which I found out later was a surprise party at Blake's place....something about Emo...and guns....and you didn't think you were going to get out of there with all your tail feathers.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


Let's just hope he's not rooming with Blake.

Hey, I told him to knock!


Edited to add: Mr. Crafty is aware of all this nonsense, but chooses not to respond to the detriment of my reputation.

What better payback could be had? :lol:

You guys were hilarious today! I am sad I slept through it. But, then again, I got some much needed sleep so.....

[a_bit_crafty]

If anyone wants an update on Mr. Crafty's location, he is on his way to Home Depot to buy a new carbon monoxide detector. We found out ours does.not.work. That's a heck of a thing to realize.

[a_bit_crafty]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:



Hey, I told him to knock!



What better payback could be had? :lol:

You guys were hilarious today! I am sad I slept through it. But, then again, I got some much needed sleep so.....

Payback? What did I do? :ohmy:

[blackfoot]

If anyone wants an update on Mr. Crafty's location, he is on his way to Home Depot to buy a new carbon monoxide detector. We found out ours does.not.work. That's a heck of a thing to realize.

Assuming no one is dead or ill, I can assure you your realization could have been much worse! :eek:

[a_bit_crafty]

Nope. No illness, no death. Our heater started making funny noises. About the same time Mr. Crafty and I (us only, not the kids) felt a bit funny. We turned off the heater, opened up the house. Upon checking the heater, we found part of the vent had come disconnected. Easy fix.

But then, we thought, wait. Why didn't the carbon monoxide detector go off? After Mr. Crafty went all engineer on it, he found that, yes, it is not working. Period.

So, it could have been far worse. We could have been ill. It could have happened when everyone was asleep. Yes, it could have been much worse.

[blackfoot]

Nope. No illness, no death. Our heater started making funny noises. About the same time Mr. Crafty and I (us only, not the kids) felt a bit funny. We turned off the heater, opened up the house. Upon checking the heater, we found part of the vent had come disconnected. Easy fix.

But then, we thought, wait. Why didn't the carbon monoxide detector go off? After Mr. Crafty went all engineer on it, he found that, yes, it is not working. Period.

So, it could have been far worse. We could have been ill. It could have happened when everyone was asleep. Yes, it could have been much worse.

Yeah, scary stuff. When I was still on the fire department, we had to respond to several CO detectors going off. Never an exciting run but one of the more important types we responded too. After all, cool house fires just don't happen often enough. :lol:

[OldSaw]

:lol:



Hey, wait. I'm not even sure I've been to New Jersey. Wait...not sure.




That's me. Assassin for hire.

Only the wardrobe and its unwilling occupant need to go to New Jersey. You can stay in your comfy beach house... see what we care.

[OldSaw]

If anyone wants an update on Mr. Crafty's location, he is on his way to Home Depot to buy a new carbon monoxide detector. We found out ours does.not.work. That's a heck of a thing to realize.

Especially in a wardrobe.

[a_bit_crafty]

We had an overpass bridge get destroyed by an explosion here not too long ago. Does that count?

[a_bit_crafty]

Only the wardrobe and its unwilling occupant need to go to New Jersey. You can stay in your comfy beach house... see what we care.

Pfft. I don't have a beach house. I just said I'm closer to the beach than you. And I bet I am. Bot 20 minutes-ish.

[OldSaw]

Pfft. I don't have a beach house. I just said I'm closer to the beach than you. And I bet I am. Bot 20 minutes-ish.

You near my sister? She lives in Daytona Beach, just a couple blocks away from the beach. Actually, about as close as you can get before you have to spend a lifetime supply of money to get any closer.

[jakespoppy]

...Mr. Crafty is aware of all this nonsense, but chooses not to respond to the detriment of my reputation.
....I don't know him well, but now I REALLY like him a lot!


...I've been to New Jersey and know what they do to people in wardrobes there. Let's hope for his sake that's not where she sent him.
Crafty sent Mr. Crafty to visit Brian? :001_huh:


I'm currently in Gary, IN and I think I just saw a wardrobe go by on a flatbed trailer with New Jersey plates. Poor Mr. Crafty. :nonod:
:ohmy:


It's a conspiracy! Perhaps we should all tell Crafty that we don't distrust her in the least, and not at all because we are afraid she will stuff us in a wardrobe that leads to New Jersey where Ouch will pronounce us dead.
(Okay) Crafty, I don't distrust you in the least.

(Do you really think that will work, Darren? i don't feel much safer.)

...That's me. Assassin for hire.
Hmmmm. I see a custom title in your future....

...You guys were hilarious today! I am sad I slept through it. But, then again, I got some much needed sleep so.....
...and did your sleep have a "happy ending"? You know, I mean, no surprises? No guns? No Emos?


If anyone wants an update on Mr. Crafty's location, he is on his way to Home Depot to buy a new carbon monoxide detector. We found out ours does.not.work. That's a heck of a thing to realize.


Nope. No illness, no death. Our heater started making funny noises. About the same time Mr. Crafty and I (us only, not the kids) felt a bit funny. We turned off the heater, opened up the house. Upon checking the heater, we found part of the vent had come disconnected. Easy fix.

But then, we thought, wait. Why didn't the carbon monoxide detector go off? After Mr. Crafty went all engineer on it, he found that, yes, it is not working. Period.

So, it could have been far worse. We could have been ill. It could have happened when everyone was asleep. Yes, it could have been much worse.
Seriously, this is very dangerous. I'm glad ya'll are okay.


Payback? What did I do? :ohmy:
No, he meant "payback", like the Mel Gibson fictional movie, or Blake's true life story.


Yeah, scary stuff. When I was still on the fire department, we had to respond to several CO detectors going off. Never an exciting run but one of the more important types we responded too. After all, cool house fires just don't happen often enough. :lol:
That's what my nephew, the fireman, says. But he only says it around family. I don't think the public in general wants to think fireman have fun putting out fires.

[jakespoppy]

We had an overpass bridge get destroyed by an explosion here not too long ago. Does that count?
Was Blake driving?

[GDCarrington]

Was Blake driving?

No, Blake had remote control of the vehicle. That way he can do it more than once! :wink2:

[DFrancis]

(Okay) Crafty, I don't distrust you in the least.

(Do you really think that will work, Darren? i don't feel much safer.)



Have you been stuffed into a magical wardrobe that leads to New Jersey where Ouch will give you the "Jerry Stiller" treatment? If not then it works.

[GDCarrington]

Have you been stuffed into a magical wardrobe that leads to New Jersey where Ouch will give you the "Jerry Stiller" treatment? If not then it works.

It is night fall, don't you remember what happens when you invoke Ouch at that time!


You buried the Zombie King. Oh well, wait until nightfall.


http://i.imgur.com/s1JGl.gif


Ouch is now a disembodied kitteh head with fire vision!!!!
:ouch1:

[a_bit_crafty]

....I don't know him well, but now I REALLY like him a lot!


Crafty sent Mr. Crafty to visit Brian? :001_huh:


:ohmy:


(Okay) Crafty, I don't distrust you in the least.

(Do you really think that will work, Darren? i don't feel much safer.)

Hmmmm. I see a custom title in your future....

...and did your sleep have a "happy ending"? You know, I mean, no surprises? No guns? No Emos?




Seriously, this is very dangerous. I'm glad ya'll are okay.


No, he meant "payback", like the Mel Gibson fictional movie, or Blake's true life story.


That's what my nephew, the fireman, says. But he only says it around family. I don't think the public in general wants to think fireman have fun putting out fires.


Was Blake driving?


No, Blake had remote control of the vehicle. That way he can do it more than once! :wink2:

First off, better than you have threatened me with titles. None have actually done it. You'd think by now I would have said something so epic that they couldn't help it, but, well.

And second, yeah... these drivers only tried it the once. :001_unsur

[OldSaw]

Wow! A new page.

[a_bit_crafty]

Have you been stuffed into a magical wardrobe that leads to New Jersey where Ouch will give you the "Jerry Stiller" treatment? If not then it works.

Again, darn it, I should be able to find a joke in there somewhere.

By the way, any typos are probably due to the fact that my u and j keys are sticking and I don't always catch it. They are next in the wardrobe.

[sol92258]

Please, don't mind me....I just have a wide stance

[OldSaw]

Please, don't mind me....I just have a wide stance

Well, you just stance over there.

[GDCarrington]

Please, don't mind me....I just have a wide stance

Sol, a wide stance of what? :001_rolle

[a_bit_crafty]

Please, don't mind me....I just have a wide stance

Nice to see you.:biggrin1:

[sol92258]

Sol, a wide stance of what? :001_rolle
horse (or middle) stance.
my guarding/fighting stance I tend to keep my feet closer together.

oh yeah, my front stances are pretty deep too

[a_bit_crafty]

horse (or middle) stance.
my guarding/fighting stance I tend to keep my feet closer together.

oh yeah, my front stances are pretty deep too

And with that, I leave you all in capable hands and am off to bed.

[GDCarrington]

horse (or middle) stance.
my guarding/fighting stance I tend to keep my feet closer together.

oh yeah, my front stances are pretty deep too

Is that stances or dances? ::biggrin1:

[jakespoppy]

No, Blake had remote control of the vehicle. That way he can do it more than once! :wink2:
Remote control, from Indiana to Forida? Wow! :w00t:

Have you been stuffed into a magical wardrobe that leads to New Jersey where Ouch will give you the "Jerry Stiller" treatment? If not then it works.
Good point. Now I'll sleep good tonight.

First off, better than you have threatened me with titles. None have actually done it. You'd think by now I would have said something so epic that they couldn't help it, but, well.....
I would never threaten you with anything. Well, I might threaten a little, but nothing serious like a custom title. Well, maybe something a little serious....

Again, darn it, I should be able to find a joke in there somewhere.

By the way, any typos are probably due to the fact that my u and j keys are sticking and I don't always catch it. They are next in the wardrobe.
Those pesky okes are really hard to find. Especially when yo try to oke and yo r " " key and yo r " " key are st ck. If yo type the oke, we'll ump in and la gh like we nderstand it.

[blackfoot]

No, he meant "payback", like the Mel Gibson fictional movie, or Blake's true life story.



No, Blake had remote control of the vehicle. That way he can do it more than once! :wink2:

:lol::lol::lol:

You guys have such an evil view of me. :thumbup:

[jakespoppy]

Please, don't mind me....I just have a wide stance
You know you're always welcome here. We accept all stances...

horse (or middle) stance.
my guarding/fighting stance I tend to keep my feet closer together.

oh yeah, my front stances are pretty deep too
...yes, even all of these stances. We're really quite progressive, you know. Not like some of those other forums where they are elitist and only accept certain types of stances, especially narrow ones.

And with that, I leave you all in capable hands and am off to bed.
Goodnight Crafty. Nice to see you here today. Well, nice to see your posts. Even if your J and U keys were sticking.

[GDCarrington]

:lol::lol::lol:

You guys have such an evil view of me. :thumbup:

No, I figured you did not want to blow yourself up in a vehicle. That would severely reduce your opportunities for surprising those who try to wake you up in the morning. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[OldSaw]

:lol::lol::lol:

You guys have such an evil view of me. :thumbup:

That's only because they don't know you that well. But take them on a canoe trip and they will no longer just think it. :lol:

[Intrigued]

horse (or middle) stance.
my guarding/fighting stance I tend to keep my feet closer together.

oh yeah, my front stances are pretty deep too

Be careful of your poor big toe, he's been through a lot this last year or so. :blink:

[jakespoppy]

:lol::lol::lol:

You guys have such an evil view of me. :thumbup:

Not "evil", Blake. Just dark and dangerous and mysterious and scary and reckless and......well, okay, you're right, evil. But a nice, friendly, funny, likeable kind of evil. The kind you want to take home to play with Emo, or any friends you want to scare with guns, or blow things up with... :thumbup1:

[GDCarrington]

Night y'all!

[jakespoppy]

Night y'all!

Good night Gary!

[Intrigued]

Not "evil", Blake. Just dark and dangerous and mysterious and scary and reckless and......well, okay, you're right, evil. But a nice, friendly, funny, likeable kind of evil. The kind you want to take home to play with Elmo, or any friends you want to scare with guns, or blow things up with... :thumbup1:

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/37500/Killer-Elmo-37766.jpg

:blink::blink::blink:

[DFrancis]

That's only because they don't know you that well. But take them on a canoe trip and they will no longer just think it. :lol:

Only go if you can invite Burt Reynolds along too... with his bow.

[jakespoppy]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/37500/Killer-Elmo-37766.jpg

:blink::blink::blink:
Now THAT is scary evil! :scared:

Only go if you can invite Burt Reynolds along too... with his bow.
...and don't forget the guitar, for the banjo duel. :thumbup1:

[OldSaw]

Only go if you can invite Burt Reynolds along too... with his bow.

I wonder if he and Blake had anything to do with this whole wardrobe thing? Blake always seems to be "sleeping" when someone goes missing. Very convenient...

[OldSaw]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/37500/Killer-Elmo-37766.jpg

:blink::blink::blink:

Um, that's Elmo, not Emo.

[jakespoppy]

I wonder if he and Blake had anything to do with this whole wardrobe thing? Blake always seems to be "sleeping" when someone goes missing. Very convenient...
Kind of like how Rob disappears whenever Superman shows up. :thumbup1:

Um, that's Elmo, not Emo.
So, which one is scarier? :huh:

[jakespoppy]

Uh oh. Mrs. Jakespoppy has those "bedroom eyes". You know, closed in front of the tv.

Good night ya'll.

[Intrigued]

Um, that's Elmo, not Emo.

http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/emo-cow.jpeg

[Intrigued]

So, which one is scarier? :huh:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/527201/568637.png

[Intrigued]

Uh oh. Mrs. Jakespoppy has those "bedroom eyes". You know, closed in front of the tv.

Good night ya'll.

Good night Randy.

[DFrancis]

I have found Blake, he's running a DJ service in Wisconsin.

http://start.cortera.com/company/research/k5r8msp3q/captain-chaps-d-j-service/

[GDCarrington]

I have found Blake, he's running a DJ service in Wisconsin.

http://start.cortera.com/company/research/k5r8msp3q/captain-chaps-d-j-service/

A new super hero moniker, "CAPTAIN CHAPS!" :thumbup1:

[a_bit_crafty]

Not "evil", Blake. Just dark and dangerous and mysterious and scary and reckless and......well, okay, you're right, evil. But a nice, friendly, funny, likeable kind of evil. The kind you want to take home to play with Emo, or any friends you want to scare with guns, or blow things up with... :thumbup1:
Like the minions in Despicable Me? Except not yellow and shaped like a jumping bean?


http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/emo-cow.jpeg
Cebuuuuuuuuuuuu!

[RichGem]

A new super hero moniker, "CAPTAIN CHAPS!" :thumbup1:


There isn't a facepalm big enough for that one, I'm afraid.

[jakespoppy]

http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/emo-cow.jpeg
Holy cow!!!


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/527201/568637.png
...and I thought Blake was scary!


I have found Blake, he's running a DJ service in Wisconsin.

http://start.cortera.com/company/research/k5r8msp3q/captain-chaps-d-j-service/
Well, he was the Captain of his houseboat.....


A new super hero moniker, "CAPTAIN CHAPS!" :thumbup1:
Wasn't that a Billy Joel song?


Like the minions in Despicable Me? Except not yellow and shaped like a jumping bean?...
Exactly! :thumbup1:

There isn't a facepalm big enough for that one, I'm afraid.
:lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

That's only because they don't know you that well. But take them on a canoe trip and they will no longer just think it. :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:


Not "evil", Blake. Just dark and dangerous and mysterious and scary and reckless and......well, okay, you're right, evil. But a nice, friendly, funny, likeable kind of evil. The kind you want to take home to play with Emo, or any friends you want to scare with guns, or blow things up with... :thumbup1:

Wow, that may be my favourite description yet. :lol:


I have found Blake, he's running a DJ service in Wisconsin.

http://start.cortera.com/company/research/k5r8msp3q/captain-chaps-d-j-service/

*facepalm*

[sol92258]

Cebuuuuuuuuuuuu!
sad cebu is rowing, and crying, boo-hoo moo-moo, boo-hoo moo-moo, boo-hoo moo-moo, boo-hoo moo-moo, boo-hoo moo-moo, boo-hoo moo-moo cebu

[a_bit_crafty]

sad cebu is rowing, and crying, boo-hoo moo-moo, boo-hoo moo-moo, boo-hoo moo-moo, boo-hoo moo-moo, boo-hoo moo-moo, boo-hoo moo-moo cebu

And this is my Aunt Ruth.

[sol92258]

And this is my Aunt Ruth.
this is, me at a bull fight
this is me fighting a bull
this is me, the bull, and...I think that's the bull's cousin.

he's a cebu

[sol92258]

"Don't— don't— don't let the midget out of the wardrobe. No. He doesn't come out until Thursday… Not until Thursday."

KAREN: You said, "Don't let the midget out of the wardrobe. He doesn't come out until Thursday."
ADAM: He's got to polish all my shoes. Cleans my shoes, straightens my shirts, and guards against moths. Thursday is his day off.
KAREN: Are moths afraid of midgets?
ADAM: He eats the moths.
KAREN: Oh. Does he get to eat anything else?
ADAM: Moths and dust.
KAREN: Dust is mostly human skin cells.
ADAM: He eats dust.
KAREN: So, you're saying he's a cannibal. Aren't you afraid of keeping a cannibal around the house?
ADAM: No, I don't keep him around the house. I keep him in the wardrobe.
KAREN: Where does he go on Thursday?
ADAM: I let him out so he can stretch his legs. It doesn't take much. He likes to skateboard.
KAREN: Does he?
ADAM: Apparently so. I see him going up and down the hill. Then at six o'clock in the evening on the dot, he bounces back into the wardrobe. He likes it there. It's cosy. He's made a little nest in my t-shirts.
KAREN: No wonder your t-shirts smell like that.
ADAM: I love you, midget! Next year I'll give you a name.

[a_bit_crafty]

this is, me at a bull fight
this is me fighting a bull
this is me, the bull, and...I think that's the bull's cousin.

he's a cebu

I'll have to speak to Bob about this.

[Intrigued]

:blink::blink::blink: This is the post I had ready to send when the phone rang. I thought STM was channeling TAT, now I think Sol's is scary. :scared:


"Don't— don't— don't let the midget out of the wardrobe. No. He doesn't come out until Thursday… Not until Thursday."


KAREN: You said, "Don't let the midget out of the wardrobe. He doesn't come out until Thursday."
ADAM: He's got to polish all my shoes. Cleans my shoes, straightens my shirts, and guards against moths. Thursday is his day off.
KAREN: Are moths afraid of midgets?
ADAM: He eats the moths.
KAREN: Oh. Does he get to eat anything else?
ADAM: Moths and dust.
KAREN: Dust is mostly human skin cells.
ADAM: He eats dust.
KAREN: So, you're saying he's a cannibal. Aren't you afraid of keeping a cannibal around the house?
ADAM: No, I don't keep him around the house. I keep him in the wardrobe.
KAREN: Where does he go on Thursday?
ADAM: I let him out so he can stretch his legs. It doesn't take much. He likes to skateboard.
KAREN: Does he?
ADAM: Apparently so. I see him going up and down the hill. Then at six o'clock in the evening on the dot, he bounces back into the wardrobe. He likes it there. It's cosy. He's made a little nest in my t-shirts.
KAREN: No wonder your t-shirts smell like that.
ADAM: I love you, midget! Next year I'll give you a name.

[a_bit_crafty]

:blink::blink::blink: This is the post I had ready to send when the phone rang. I thought STM was channeling TAT, now I think Sol's is scary. :scared:


"Don't— don't— don't let the midget out of the wardrobe. No. He doesn't come out until Thursday… Not until Thursday."


KAREN: You said, "Don't let the midget out of the wardrobe. He doesn't come out until Thursday."
ADAM: He's got to polish all my shoes. Cleans my shoes, straightens my shirts, and guards against moths. Thursday is his day off.
KAREN: Are moths afraid of midgets?
ADAM: He eats the moths.
KAREN: Oh. Does he get to eat anything else?
ADAM: Moths and dust.
KAREN: Dust is mostly human skin cells.
ADAM: He eats dust.
KAREN: So, you're saying he's a cannibal. Aren't you afraid of keeping a cannibal around the house?
ADAM: No, I don't keep him around the house. I keep him in the wardrobe.
KAREN: Where does he go on Thursday?
ADAM: I let him out so he can stretch his legs. It doesn't take much. He likes to skateboard.
KAREN: Does he?
ADAM: Apparently so. I see him going up and down the hill. Then at six o'clock in the evening on the dot, he bounces back into the wardrobe. He likes it there. It's cosy. He's made a little nest in my t-shirts.
KAREN: No wonder your t-shirts smell like that.
ADAM: I love you, midget! Next year I'll give you a name.

TAT with supernatural powers? That is scary.

[sol92258]

:lol:

too funny!







also,

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/4/2011/01/052c6ef406650e534c4c48d8e658980a/original.jpg

[a_bit_crafty]

:lol:

too funny!







also,

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/4/2011/01/052c6ef406650e534c4c48d8e658980a/original.jpg

That.is.awesome.

[jakespoppy]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/4/2011/01/052c6ef406650e534c4c48d8e658980a/original.jpg
Hey, that's pretty accurate! I wasn't thinking about pie 10 seconds ago, but now I am!

Okay, I'm not going to not think about pie now......nope, I still am.......now, ummm, still am.....wonder how long this lasts? :blink:

[sol92258]

Hey, that's pretty accurate! I wasn't thinking about pie 10 seconds ago, but now I am!

Okay, I'm not going to not think about pie now......nope, I still am.......now, ummm, still am.....wonder how long this lasts? :blink:
until the pi is gone?

[sol92258]

“Oh my God, this steak is undercooked and flavorless! Is there a grill doctor in the house?”

“Stand back, ma’am. Please, please, everyone, just give me room. Please. Thank you. I’ll have this taken care of in no time.”
“Whatcha doin’, mister? Is my daddy’s steak gonna be OK?”
“It’ll be juicy and delicious in no time, little fella. Your daddy’s lucky I carry my Cuisinart folding grilling tools everywhere I go. The spatula, fork, and brush all fold down from 17” to 11.5”, so they’re easy to pack and tote along. And there’s no telling when they’ll come in handy. Hmmm, this one seems just about done. OK, buddy, can you hear me? Is this steak yours?”
“Yeah… what happened?... I remember taking a bite and… it was- it was awful…”
“Easy there, easy. Don’t worry about that now. Why don’t you take a bite of this and tell me-”
“It’s… it’s perfect! Thank you, whoever you are.”
“You can thank me by keeping your own Cuisinart 3-Piece Folding Grilling Tool Set with you at all times. You never know. The steak you save could be your own.”

gotta love Woot...

[a_bit_crafty]

"Don't— don't— don't let the midget out of the wardrobe. No. He doesn't come out until Thursday… Not until Thursday."

I feel like I should add, for your entertainment, that I once slapped Mr. Crafty in my sleep. Not like rolled over and tapped him as I went, but gave him a good whack on the forehead. Serves him right for talking in his sleep (but nothing as funny as STM).

[moonshine44]

I see that no semblance of sanity whatsoever has descended on TAT since I've been away...

What a relief!

[DFrancis]

I feel like I should add, for your entertainment, that I once slapped Mr. Crafty in my sleep. Not like rolled over and tapped him as I went, but gave him a good whack on the forehead. Serves him right for talking in his sleep (but nothing as funny as STM).

While my wife has never hit me in my sleep, the cat has. She sleeps around my head on my pillow and one night she smacked me...it may have been more than one night but it's the only one I can remember.:001_huh:

[Intrigued]

I see that no semblance of sanity whatsoever has descended on TAT since I've been away...

What a relief!

We've missed you, does that count as sanity? :w00t:

How have you been? :001_smile

[moonshine44]

We've missed you, does that count as sanity? :w00t:

How have you been? :001_smile

Exceedingly busy. And spending too much time on Facebook and various concealed weapons forums. And, and, oh yeah, trying to write. And working on getting my third novel in print...

Yourself?

[RichGem]

Boy, you guys are really really really tiny on an HTC G2.

[a_bit_crafty]

Boy, you guys are really really really tiny on an HTC G2.

I'll have you know that I am 5'6".:mad3:

[sol92258]

Boy, you guys are really really really tiny on an HTC G2.
hmmm, sounds like a great diet plan to me....

[Intrigued]

Exceedingly busy. And spending too much time on Facebook and various concealed weapons forums. And, and, oh yeah, trying to write. And working on getting my third novel in print...

Yourself?
I'm strangely well. :1eye:



Boy, you guys are really really really tiny on an HTC G2.


I wasn't very big to begin with. :sad:

[RichGem]

I'll have you know that I am 5'6".:mad3:

http://www.shrimp-scampi-recipes.com/images/Shrimp-picture.jpg

:tongue:

(I'm only 5' 7")

[Duckster]

(I'm only 5' 7")

That's HUGE for a penguin. You must be an Emperor penguin.

[moonshine44]

Boy, you guys are really really really tiny on an HTC G2.

Well, I have been trying to lose a few pounds...

[a_bit_crafty]

:tongue:

(I'm only 5' 7")

Then you have no room to talk. Mr. Crafty, however, is also 5'6". Have at him.

[gollum83]

That's HUGE for a penguin. You must be an Emperor penguin.

:lol::lol::lol:

[a_bit_crafty]

:lol::lol::lol:

OK, folks. Weather of a rather nasty variety is about to hit, so I'm signing off. At least for the next few hours. Lightning, tornado warnings, and so forth.

[a_bit_crafty]

Wow. I sign off and then come back and I'm still the last one that posted? Sad. Just sad.

Make with the funny.

[blackfoot]

Tired

[GDCarrington]

Tired

Well, it was that nap you missed earlier in the thread! :Yawn:

[Intrigued]

Wow. I sign off and then come back and I'm still the last one that posted? Sad. Just sad.

Make with the funny.
This is for you.http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/TOjM5M54_eI/AAAAAAAACdc/fI5l9t56cBA/s400/funny+animals+wearing+shoes.jpg This is for Ray.http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/TOLjGz94PYI/AAAAAAAACcc/lbOIv8OFWSk/s400/funny-cat-on-the-door.jpg

[SRock]

It's not so secret. The smell of herring just never goes away. :nonod:



Man, they have some extremely short skyscrapers over there, don't they? :laugh:

:lol::lol::lol:

[GDCarrington]

Funny, make with the funny. Well, we must consult with the experts daily!

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHGwgfbADFG492kYFexDWx3x5h6HCSG 60mVcGp1lr2vlDWxsjn4Q

[Intrigued]

This is for Jamie. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/TM8nwmBKseI/AAAAAAAACZE/RF4eQ_r5ozI/s400/funny+cats+and+lolcats+pictures+3-1.jpg

[a_bit_crafty]

This is for you.http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/TOjM5M54_eI/AAAAAAAACdc/fI5l9t56cBA/s400/funny+animals+wearing+shoes.jpg This is for Ray.http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/TOLjGz94PYI/AAAAAAAACcc/lbOIv8OFWSk/s400/funny-cat-on-the-door.jpg
:lol: I lol'd. :thumbup:

Funny, make with the funny. Well, we must consult with the experts daily!

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHGwgfbADFG492kYFexDWx3x5h6HCSG 60mVcGp1lr2vlDWxsjn4Q

Or, the psychiatrist. Whatever suits your needs.


This is for Jamie. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/TM8nwmBKseI/AAAAAAAACZE/RF4eQ_r5ozI/s400/funny+cats+and+lolcats+pictures+3-1.jpg

I will show him. And try to make him respond. No promises. He likes to vex me. Remember how long he was in showing up the first time?

[GDCarrington]

http://www.needsforsale.com/images/needsGALLERY.jpg

[OldSaw]

Like the minions in Despicable Me? Except not yellow and shaped like a jumping bean?


Cebuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Which one, sad cebu, sick cebu or mute cebu?

[OldSaw]

And this is my Aunt Ruth.

She had a beard
And it felt weird

Oh wait, that's a different song.

[GDCarrington]

Welcome back Dennis. Where are y'all at now!

[OldSaw]

I'll have to speak to Bob about this.

We throw this one back & forth at each other all the time. I even used it in a reply to one of Mrs. Trucker's blog posts when she neglected to post pictures of snow geese.

[a_bit_crafty]

She had a beard
And it felt weird

Oh wait, that's a different song.

No, wait. That's a water buffalo.

[DFrancis]

That's HUGE for a penguin. You must be an Emperor penguin.

I thought we all knew this, Rich is the rare Czar penguin, so rare he's one of a kind... thank God.

[OldSaw]

Boy, you guys are really really really tiny on an HTC G2.

Cool! How's the new phone working out for you?

[GDCarrington]

I thought we all knew this, Rich is the rare Czar penguin, so rare he's one of a kind... thank God.

He is very rare. In fact he is going a bit far in his shaving routine here lately.

[OldSaw]

Welcome back Dennis. Where are y'all at now!

In snowy Greenwood, WI. Gotta go to HQ tomorrow.

[GDCarrington]

In snowy Greenwood, WI. Gotta go to HQ tomorrow.

Take care and drive safe!

[RichGem]

That's HUGE for a penguin. You must be an Emperor penguin.


Well, naturally. I"m even huger in Japan.

[Intrigued]

Doing a little post doping tonight GD? :blink:

How long have you had this addiction? :scared:

[GDCarrington]

Doing a little post doping tonight GD? :blink:

How long have you had this addiction? :scared:

Well, Ray's not on board so I figure I would take up the slack tonight.
Besides, we need to move some of the threads around so the mods will think we are busy! :lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

Cool! How's the new phone working out for you?

Loving it so far... in fact my only real annoyance is that it won't let me delete facebook app and twitter app. The screen is just too small to web browse for anything beyond absolute urgent necessity, but no big deal to me. The voice recognition software is nearly flawless.

[Intrigued]

Well, Ray's not on board so I figure I would take up the slack tonight.
Besides, we need to move some of the threads around so the mods will think we are busy! :lol::lol::lol:

The only thing that's kept you out of a clown house thread tonight was a lock. :lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

The only thing that's kept you out of a clown house thread tonight was a lock. :lol::lol::lol:

:huh: I thought it was a court order.

[RichGem]

He is very rare. In fact he is going a bit far in his shaving routine here lately.

Every now and again, I like to "switch things up" a bit and try a new blade.

[GDCarrington]

Every now and again, I like to "switch things up" a bit and try a new blade.

What's next a "weed whacker" or "rotoshave!" :lol::lol::lol:

[sol92258]

http://media.threadless.com//imgs/products/2159/636x460design_01.jpg

[RichGem]

What's next a "weed whacker" or "rotoshave!" :lol::lol::lol:

No, those aren't blades. But, I do have my eye on a nice hedge trimmer. I'm letting Blake test it out first tho. He's finding that volunteers are so tough to come by these days.

[RichGem]

...

Look! An Android (tm) squirrel! :ohmy:

[GDCarrington]

No, those aren't blades. But, I do have my eye on a nice hedge trimmer. I'm letting Blake test it out first tho. He's finding that volunteers are so tough to come by these days.

Well, he does not let any volunteers get close enough anymore. He has an itchy trigger finger! :ohmy:

[GDCarrington]

http://media.threadless.com//imgs/products/2159/636x460design_01.jpg

I had not noticed this before. Yes it does.

[RichGem]

Well, he does not let any volunteers get close enough anymore. He has an itchy trigger finger! :ohmy:

Worse... he's stopped manscaping and wears a cross-my-heart bandolier set.

[GDCarrington]

Worse... he's stopped manscaping and wears a cross-my-heart bandolier set.

So this is his current photo?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NjdBzKI5nYs/Sa69WxzaQVI/AAAAAAAABd0/2TVBOhTlYm0/s400/funy+terrorist+animal+image+pic+photo+gun.jpg

[RichGem]

So this is his current photo?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NjdBzKI5nYs/Sa69WxzaQVI/AAAAAAAABd0/2TVBOhTlYm0/s400/funy+terrorist+animal+image+pic+photo+gun.jpg

That's the one.

[DFrancis]

Well, naturally. I"m even huger in Japan.

Huger than even Rob?

[Swampfox]

I need a Randy Recap (R)......:blink:

[GDCarrington]

I need a Randy Recap (R)......:blink:

Well, after he opens the tube of toothpaste, then he should Recap! :lol:

[OldSaw]

Good morning from Mondovi, WI. Got here at around 01:30 and at 06:00 had to get up and leave the truck so it could be worked on. :Yawn:

[RichGem]

Huger than even Rob?

Only in girth, not height. :lol:

[brianw]

Hey... who left this wardrobe in my driveway ????? I have to shovel around this !!!!!!!

[moonshine44]

"Don't hit your mother with a shovel, it leaves a bad impression on her mind..."

[a_bit_crafty]

Hey... who left this wardrobe in my driveway ????? I have to shovel around this !!!!!!!

:shifty: Tell Mr. Crafty I said hi.

[RichGem]

Hey... who left this wardrobe in my driveway ????? I have to shovel around this !!!!!!!

If it's on fire, chance are Mrs. BrianW is a little upset with you over something.

[RichGem]

:shifty: Tell Mr. Crafty I said hi.

Why's Mr. Crafty sitting in the wardrobe? Is he sucking his thumb too? :eek:

[a_bit_crafty]

Why's Mr. Crafty sitting in the wardrobe? Is he sucking his thumb too? :eek:

I thought I was accused of sending Mr. Crafty in a wardrobe on a truck somewhere? For goodness sakes, if you people can't even keep track of your false accusations...:biggrin1:

[RichGem]

I thought I was accused of sending Mr. Crafty in a wardrobe on a truck somewhere? For goodness sakes, if you people can't even keep track of your false accusations...:biggrin1:


I've got people for this sorta thing. Can I help it if their late with the daily updates?

[jakespoppy]

Okay, this Recap is going to have to be quick, but may run a little long:

- Woot made a rare TAT appearance
- Crafty confessed to whacking Mr. Crafty (no surprise there)
- Chuck has come back, and has declared TAT sanity-free - :thumbup1:
- Darren got mugged by his cat :huh:
- Everyone here seems to be 5' 6" tall, except me. I'm not 5' 6" tall
- Crafty got offline for a storm, and was surprised that everyone waited patiently for her to return - this is a considerate group!
- Blake is tired - let's not ask :blush:
- More funny cat pics, courtesy of Intrigued :thumbup1:
- Gary showed his license as a Cartoon Consultant (looks like a calendar to me :001_huh:)
- Dennis sang a song, which Crafty recognized, oh, no she didn't
- Darren dissed Richard. Anyone seen Darren?
- Gary posted shaving porn, cartoon version, after all, he is a Cartoon Consultant!
- Dennis is in HQ today - Hot ????
- Gary posted to move threads around, since he can't do that in BST anymore, and Intrigued called him out on it
- Richard loves his new phone - "Phone Love", Gary, got an appropriate, family-friendly cartoon?
- Jim gave a geography lesson. We learned U.S.A. stands for United Shark of America
- Matt just laughed (come on, Matt, a little heftier contribution, please)
- Brian found the wardrobe that Crafty sent Mr. Crafty in to New Jersey
- Crafty confirmed, then got a little testy when she thought we forgot about accusing her - What planet is she....oh, forgot. Nevermind. :blushing:

[moonshine44]

- Everyone here seems to be 5' 6" tall, except me. I'm not 5' 6" tall
-

Me neither...

[sol92258]

http://i.imgur.com/hWDtj.jpg

[RichGem]

http://i.imgur.com/hWDtj.jpg


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3290/2963452397_75b25d42a0.jpg

[jakespoppy]

http://i.imgur.com/hWDtj.jpg

:lol::lol::lol:

[brianw]

Okay what do youse guys want me to do with this coffi, ah wardrobe. Mrs want's to burn it I want to send it to Ouch or just cover it over with snow and deal with it in the spring

[OldSaw]

Okay, this Recap is going to have to be quick, but may run a little long:

- Woot made a rare TAT appearance
- Crafty confessed to whacking Mr. Crafty (no surprise there)
- Chuck has come back, and has declared TAT sanity-free - :thumbup1:
- Darren got mugged by his cat :huh:
- Everyone here seems to be 5' 6" tall, except me. I'm not 5' 6" tall
- Crafty got offline for a storm, and was surprised that everyone waited patiently for her to return - this is a considerate group!
- Blake is tired - let's not ask :blush:
- More funny cat pics, courtesy of Intrigued :thumbup1:
- Gary showed his license as a Cartoon Consultant (looks like a calendar to me :001_huh:)
- Dennis sang a song, which Crafty recognized, oh, no she didn't
- Darren dissed Richard. Anyone seen Darren?
- Gary posted shaving porn, cartoon version, after all, he is a Cartoon Consultant!
- Dennis is in HQ today - Hot ????
- Gary posted to move threads around, since he can't do that in BST anymore, and Intrigued called him out on it
- Richard loves his new phone - "Phone Love", Gary, got an appropriate, family-friendly cartoon?
- Jim gave a geography lesson. We learned U.S.A. stands for United Shark of America
- Matt just laughed (come on, Matt, a little heftier contribution, please)
- Brian found the wardrobe that Crafty sent Mr. Crafty in to New Jersey
- Crafty confirmed, then got a little testy when she thought we forgot about accusing her - What planet is she....oh, forgot. Nevermind. :blushing:

Wow! What a time saver. Thanks. Although, that was the stuff I was already up on. How bout a recap from the beginning, please.

[DFrancis]

Okay, this Recap is going to have to be quick, but may run a little long:

- Woot made a rare TAT appearance
- Crafty confessed to whacking Mr. Crafty (no surprise there)
- Chuck has come back, and has declared TAT sanity-free - :thumbup1:
- Darren got mugged by his cat :huh:
- Everyone here seems to be 5' 6" tall, except me. I'm not 5' 6" tall
- Crafty got offline for a storm, and was surprised that everyone waited patiently for her to return - this is a considerate group!
- Blake is tired - let's not ask :blush:
- More funny cat pics, courtesy of Intrigued :thumbup1:
- Gary showed his license as a Cartoon Consultant (looks like a calendar to me :001_huh:)
- Dennis sang a song, which Crafty recognized, oh, no she didn't
- Darren dissed Richard. Anyone seen Darren?
- Gary posted shaving porn, cartoon version, after all, he is a Cartoon Consultant!
- Dennis is in HQ today - Hot ????
- Gary posted to move threads around, since he can't do that in BST anymore, and Intrigued called him out on it
- Richard loves his new phone - "Phone Love", Gary, got an appropriate, family-friendly cartoon?
- Jim gave a geography lesson. We learned U.S.A. stands for United Shark of America
- Matt just laughed (come on, Matt, a little heftier contribution, please)
- Brian found the wardrobe that Crafty sent Mr. Crafty in to New Jersey
- Crafty confirmed, then got a little testy when she thought we forgot about accusing her - What planet is she....oh, forgot. Nevermind. :blushing:

I'm here! also Iam NOT 5'6" I am in fact 5'7" so there.

[DFrancis]

Wow! What a time saver. Thanks. Although, that was the stuff I was already up on. How bout a recap from the beginning, please.

Ray has multiple personality disorder and the ear mites are all in his head.
http://theeviltux.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/tux-heroes.jpg

[jakespoppy]

Wow! What a time saver. Thanks. Although, that was the stuff I was already up on. How bout a recap from the beginning, please.
Ummmm, that would be kind of like "History of the World, Part I". Only everything ya'll have said would be way funnier! :laugh:


I'm here! also Iam NOT 5'6" I am in fact 5'7" so there.
YOU must be the one everyone keeps talking about being a giant in Japan?


Ray has multiple personality disorder and the ear mites are all in his head.

Awesome! :thumbup1:

[jakespoppy]

Okay what do youse guys want me to do with this coffi, ah wardrobe. Mrs want's to burn it I want to send it to Ouch or just cover it over with snow and deal with it in the spring
Don't you handle enough of these to have a routine already worked out? I think Crafty was probably counting on an easy, carefree, don't ever contact me again about this, type transaction. :001_cool:

[DFrancis]

Okay what do youse guys want me to do with this coffi, ah wardrobe. Mrs want's to burn it I want to send it to Ouch or just cover it over with snow and deal with it in the spring

It's magical, use it for sending out those SE blades if any go to New Jersey.

[RichGem]

Okay what do youse guys want me to do with this coffi, ah wardrobe. Mrs want's to burn it I want to send it to Ouch or just cover it over with snow and deal with it in the spring

Ouch is a little low on ideas at the moment due to a recent major organiz... I mean "Italian Mutual Aid Society", bust... er... misunderstanding.. in NY and NJ.

[OldSaw]

Just waiting on truck repairs.

[DFrancis]

Just waiting on truck repairs.

Was it Crafty? Did you upset her somehow?

[OldSaw]

Was it Crafty? Did you upset her somehow?

Just routine maintenance. However, if I see another wardrobe in the vicinity, I'll know to be on the look out.

[DFrancis]

Just routine maintenance. However, if I see another wardrobe in the vicinity, I'll know to be on the look out.

It's always best to be on guard against random wardrobes.

[moonshine44]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3290/2963452397_75b25d42a0.jpg

I luvs that bunny!

[SRock]

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