The Anything Thread

[Gruder]

it's really amazing the weird crap (http://www.maniacworld.com/squirrel-vs-penguin.htm) that pops up when things like "squirrel and penguin" are entered into a search engine....

Wow.

(Or, for Randy:

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.) :001_smile

[sol92258]

You think that's bad, try "Fatboy" and "Red Tip". :blushing:
been there, tried to forget that...thanks alot :glare:


:lol:

[jakespoppy]

it's really amazing the weird crap (http://www.maniacworld.com/squirrel-vs-penguin.htm) that pops up when things like "squirrel and penguin" are entered into a search engine....

Okay, that's pretty funny. I thought that was Blake in the canoe for a moment. :thumbup1:

[sol92258]

Thanks for the nice words
It's not as hard as it seems
I kind of...what? Squirrels? Wher....doh! Thanks a lot, man! Now I've blown my Haiku string... :glare:

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/squirrelfight.gif

[jakespoppy]

Wow.

(Or, for Randy:

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.) :001_smile

Every time I go to Mexico City, I go to Starbucks and they always ask for my name to write on the cup. Each time I say "Randy" they look at each other and grin. There must be something in Spanish slang that I don't know about. I actually told them my name was Robert one time, and got no reaction. :blink:

[jakespoppy]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/squirrelfight.gif

:lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/squirrelfight.gif

My turn to take the high road.

[sol92258]

Every time I go to Mexico City, I go to Starbucks and they always ask for my name to write on the cup. Each time I say "Randy" they look at each other and grin. There must be something in Spanish slang that I don't know about. I actually told them my name was Robert one time, and got no reaction. :blink:
not sure if it works quite the same in Mexico, but, well....result #1 may explain :lol:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Randy

[jakespoppy]

Surprisingly, you'll notice I took the high road too. :lol:


My turn to take the high road.

I'll get the emergency medical kit. You guys have never been on the high road before, and the new elevation is sure to cause nose bleeds! :w00t:

[RichGem]

I'll get the emergency medical kit. You guys have never been on the high road before, and the new elevation is sure to cause nose bleeds! :w00t:

I am feeling a little light headed and short of breath right about now.

[sol92258]

I am feeling a little light headed and short of breath right about now.
again...

That's what *she*....

umm, wait...


Surprisingly, you'll notice I took the high road too. :lol:
yeah, I better do that too....

[jakespoppy]

not sure if it works quite the same in Mexico, but, well....result #1 may explain :lol:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Randy

It's either that, or result #7. They think Randy Newman and they think "Short People", and I'm 6'2". Those Mexicanos Loco! :lol::lol:

[sol92258]

well, the wall is dry
it ain't gonna paint itself
time to second coat

[jakespoppy]

I am feeling a little light headed and short of breath right about now.

I think you're supposed to bend over and stick your head between your legs and breath into a sack. I'm not sure why....:blink:

[sol92258]

I think you're supposed to bend over and stick your head between your legs and breath into a sack. I'm not sure why....:blink:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
man, we need a "water spewey" bad! :lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

well, the wall is dry
it ain't gonna paint itself
time to second coat

Using the ol' squirrel tail brush?


I think you're supposed to bend over and stick your head between your legs and breath into a sack. I'm not sure why....:blink:

I think it's so that you can kiss your arse goodbye more easily. But ,I could be wrong.

[jakespoppy]

well, the wall is dry
it ain't gonna paint itself
time to second coat

"Haiku Second Coat Blues" :thumbup1:

[sol92258]

well, the wall is dry
it ain't gonna paint itself
time to second coat
well, never the mind
I paid no mind to the time
time to hit the hay

[sol92258]

Using the ol' squirrel tail brush?


I sure ain't gonna use my B&B Essential! :lol:

I ain't gonna use
my B & B Essential
(it is much too small)

:biggrin1:

[jakespoppy]

I think it's so that you can kiss your arse goodbye more easily. But ,I could be wrong.

That makes sense. If you're feeling bad, a little romance couldn't hurt anything! :thumbup1:

[DunEdinRanger]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat.jpg


This should be posted on a school cafeteria with the caption "Today's lunch" :lol:

[jakespoppy]

This should be posted on a school cafeteria with the caption "Today's lunch" :lol:

Right next to the warning poster "Never Play Leap Frog With Unicorns!"

[sol92258]

This should be posted on a school cafeteria with the caption "Today's lunch" :lol:
:a47:Dude, you are SO right!

I know what I gotta do tomorrow, especially since this is the day the school will be serving Thanksgiving-style lunches :lol::lol::lol:

I may just put it as a slide in the digital signage system we have in the cafeteria, see how long it takes anyone to notice :shifty:

[gollum83]

Looks like Randy and I aren't the only ones that need to venture out a little more. :lol:

Well, I'm out of here. Off to work. Night Gents and Gollum. :lol::lol::lol:

You know I love ya bro! :thumbup1:

Oh! Special mention! Hooray! :w00t:

Wait a minute... what did I do now? :sneaky2:


Thanks for the nice words
It's not as hard as it seems
I kind of...what? Squirrels? Wher....doh! Thanks a lot, man! Now I've blown my Haiku string... :glare:

Boy that didn't last long! :lol:


You think that's bad, try "Fatboy" and "Red Tip". :blushing:

I don't wanna and you ain't making me. :eek:


This should be posted on a school cafeteria with the caption "Today's lunch" :lol:

Meh, at least it's a step up from Clown meat. That stuff just tastes funny.

[DFrancis]

I come back from work and there are 4 pages to catch-up on? Nuts to that, I'm just going to assume you all are crazy especially YOU!

[kg4ghn]

Meh, at least it's a step up from Clown meat. That stuff just tastes funny.


I can't say what mime meat tastes like...

[profsaffel]

Hi all.

I wonder why someone who is reportedly 'great' at motivational speaking can get so down in the dumps... work and real life has had me swamped so much lately, I've barely come up for air. Anything new happening 'round these parts?

[Intrigued]

Hi all.

I wonder why someone who is reportedly 'great' at motivational speaking can get so down in the dumps... work and real life has had me swamped so much lately, I've barely come up for air. Anything new happening 'round these parts?

Yes. :001_smile

[RichGem]

Hi all.

I wonder why someone who is reportedly 'great' at motivational speaking can get so down in the dumps... work and real life has had me swamped so much lately, I've barely come up for air. Anything new happening 'round these parts?

Lessee....


We have some new mods
The Stewards are fewer in number
Gruder got "mod"-ified by Pleidians... he doesn't mind the new "rack" but thought the spoiler on his backside was a bit much.
Blake got hit on my a couplea young emo "guys."
GFLanigan is back
Otherwise, no nothing is new.

Seem that the over worked bug is going around. It will come to an end eventually, Doug. Hang in there and be sure to do something just for yourself even if it's 10 minutes of me time. Even better if you can force yourself to take an hour or so off.

[Swampfox]

You people are nuts! I just spent the last 20 minutes reading you're off the wall posts. And Jim, your music video is really...strange....:blink::blink:

I'm live from South Carolina. The service is tomorrow. Thoughts & prayers appreciated that I will say the right things. Later dudes and dudettes!

[RichGem]

You people are nuts! I just spent the last 20 minutes reading you're off the wall posts. And Jim, your music video is really...strange....:blink::blink:

I'm live from South Carolina. The service is tomorrow. Thoughts & prayers appreciated that I will say the right things. Later dudes and dudettes!


You're gonna do great, Ray. Break a.... hm... what's the appropriate wish here? Break a pulpit?

[jakespoppy]

You people are nuts! I just spent the last 20 minutes reading you're off the wall posts. And Jim, your music video is really...strange....:blink::blink:

I'm live from South Carolina. The service is tomorrow. Thoughts & prayers appreciated that I will say the right things. Later dudes and dudettes!


You're gonna do great, Ray. Break a.... hm... what's the appropriate wish here? Break a pulpit?

...Or break a pew. You'll do fine, Ray. And you are still and will remain in our prayers, dude. :thumbup1:

And if anyone around here is nuts, it's all your fault. You keep bringing the squirrels in! :laugh:

[sol92258]

http://i.imgur.com/J59D3.png

[RichGem]

http://i.imgur.com/J59D3.png


Swiftus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0137030/): Oh, you are nuts. N-V-T-S, nuts!

[blackfoot]

Well, last night in my current position. Therefore, the promotion has officially taken effect. Tonight is going to be a weird mix of officers since he change over is got the schedule all mess up. So, tomorrow night will be my first night with my actual crew. I figure I will wait until then to lay out what I expect from them and what they should expect from me. I like to make sure everyone knows the ground rules. I should be excited but it has been a long week. I am exhausted. Only two more nights and I get one off.

[blackfoot]

http://i.imgur.com/J59D3.png

:lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

You're gonna do great, Ray. Break a.... hm... what's the appropriate wish here? Break a pulpit?


Ray, try leading with a joke:

Comicus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/): Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor...
Swiftus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0137030/): How poor are they?
Comicus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/): Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have *one* God!
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/): But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is [a certain medical condition].. but I hear that's coming quickly.

[RichGem]

Well, last night in my current position. Therefore, the promotion has officially taken effect. Tonight is going to be a weird mix of officers since he change over is got the schedule all mess up. So, tomorrow night will be my first night with my actual crew. I figure I will wait until then to lay out what I expect from them and what they should expect from me. I like to make sure everyone knows the ground rules. I should be excited but it has been a long week. I am exhausted. Only two more nights and I get one off.


Blake and his new crew:



kfJnqbudMzs

[blackfoot]

Crap! I just got some bad new. For those who don't remember Minxy, she is my Sister-in-Law, Skklog's wife. Mom just called and told me she was in an accident and rolled the vehicle. The ambulance is taking her to the local hospital. Medics informed Klog she is fine but hit her head. I know she must be okay because of where they are taking her. If it was serious, she would have been taken up to my hospital. She is at one of our satellite community hospitals. So, I am sure Sis is fine but it sucks nonetheless. :thumbdown

[RichGem]

Crap! I just got some bad new. For those who don't remember Minxy, she is my Sister-in-Law, Skklog's wife. Mom just called and told me she was in an accident and rolled the vehicle. The ambulance is taking her to the local hospital. Medics informed Klog she is fine but hit her head. I know she must be okay because of where they are taking her. If it was serious, she would have been taken up to my hospital. She is at one of our satellite community hospitals. So, I am sure Sis is fine but it sucks nonetheless. :thumbdown

Sorry for the news, Blake, but I'm glad to hear that she's going to be OK. Wishing her a speedy recovery.

[RichGem]

http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/100000/00000/5000/800/105824/105824.strip.gif


Well, if you just used LINUX....:thumbup1:

[Swampfox]

Ray, try leading with a joke:

Comicus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/): Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor...
Swiftus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0137030/): How poor are they?
Comicus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/): Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have *one* God!
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/): But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is [a certain medical condition].. but I hear that's coming quickly.


:blink::blink::blink:


Crap! I just got some bad new. For those who don't remember Minxy, she is my Sister-in-Law, Skklog's wife. Mom just called and told me she was in an accident and rolled the vehicle. The ambulance is taking her to the local hospital. Medics informed Klog she is fine but hit her head. I know she must be okay because of where they are taking her. If it was serious, she would have been taken up to my hospital. She is at one of our satellite community hospitals. So, I am sure Sis is fine but it sucks nonetheless. :thumbdown

I just saw this on FB, very sorry, Blake. I hope she is OK.

[RichGem]

:blink::blink::blink:

History of the World.

[Swampfox]

History of the World.

I only remember bits and pieces of that one. I always have a hard time paying attention the whole way thru.

[blackfoot]

Okay, quick update before I get dressed. Sis is being transferred to Parkview. This is my hospital. She has a broken neck and facial fracture. I think it is the orbital socket. I know the are calling in the Ortho doc and plastic surgeon. I'll let you know if I get something really important.

[Swampfox]

Okay, quick update before I get dressed. Sis is being transferred to Parkview. This is my hospital. She has a broken neck and facial fracture. I think it is the orbital socket. I know the are calling in the Ortho doc and plastic surgeon. I'll let you know if I get something really important.

Oh my. Praying, Blake.

[RichGem]

I only remember bits and pieces of that one. I always have a hard time paying attention the whole way thru.

:yikes: OMG. A real classic.

[jakespoppy]

Oh my. Praying, Blake.

...and more prayers coming your way, Blake

[RichGem]

Oh my. Praying, Blake.

+1.

But, :confused:, what's this about you getting dressed?

[sol92258]

Oh my. Praying, Blake.
ditto

[sol92258]

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/11/500x_star-wars-weather2.jpg (http://gizmodo.com/5694238/the-imperial-weather-report)

[sol92258]

TJ MAXXiPads? (http://gizmodo.com/5694376/get-a-16gb-wi+fi-ipad-for-just-399-at-some-tj-maxx-and-marshalls-locations)

[RichGem]

TJ MAXXiPads? (http://gizmodo.com/5694376/get-a-16gb-wi+fi-ipad-for-just-399-at-some-tj-maxx-and-marshalls-locations)

:lol: Quite the example there of why punctuation and spacing make a difference. :blink:

[Intrigued]

You people are nuts! I just spent the last 20 minutes reading you're off the wall posts. And Jim, your music video is really...strange....:blink::blink:

I'm live from South Carolina. The service is tomorrow. Thoughts & prayers appreciated that I will say the right things. Later dudes and dudettes!

You will be in my thoughts but I won't waste the prayers. I know you will speak from your heart and do just fine. :001_smile


Okay, quick update before I get dressed. Sis is being transferred to Parkview. This is my hospital. She has a broken neck and facial fracture. I think it is the orbital socket. I know the are calling in the Ortho doc and plastic surgeon. I'll let you know if I get something really important.

Oh Blake, I'm so sorry. I will keep Minxy in my thoughts and prayers.

[DFrancis]

:lol: Quite the example there of why punctuation and spacing make a difference. :blink:

:lol: I has going to say it seemed a bit pricey.

[DFrancis]

It's the clown house squirrel!!
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/squirrelfailp1.gif

Blake is laughing the loudest because he is the most evil :yesnod:

[RichGem]

It's the clown house squirrel!!
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/squirrelfailp1.gif

Blake is laughing the loudest because he is the most evil :yesnod:

But, Bullwinkle, squirrels can't fly!

[DFrancis]

But, Bullwinkle, squirrels can't fly!

And their jumping leaves something to be desired.

[blackfoot]

Oh my. Praying, Blake.


...and more prayers coming your way, Blake


+1.

But, :confused:, what's this about you getting dressed?


ditto


You will be in my thoughts but I won't waste the prayers. I know you will speak from your heart and do just fine. :001_smile



Oh Blake, I'm so sorry. I will keep Minxy in my thoughts and prayers.

Thanks everyone. FTR Rich, I did wear my chaps. I rode the motorcycle. Everyone acted like I was nuts because it was in the mid to upper thirties. More on that later.


It's the clown house squirrel!!
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/squirrelfailp1.gif

Blake is laughing the loudest because he is the most evil :yesnod:

OMG! I am still laughing at this. I am almost in tears here! Then, I scroll down and read the last part. I laughed so loud! I had to explain to Mrs. Blackfoot. She was laughing and added, "No, you think it's so funny because you've experienced it."

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Thanks for the laugh.

Okay, for those that haven't already read the FB post, here is the update.

Minxy is home! :thumbup: She has a fractured C7 and right Orbital. They bandaged her up which is good. I don't think she would like to see herself right now. It'll be fine once the swelling goes down. She will be as beautiful as ever. The Neuro Doc saw her and determined there is no damage there. The plastic surgeon never was able to see her but reviewed the X-rays. She still has to meet with him but there is a chance she won't need surgery. :thumbup:

When I got there, I entered through staff doors. So, I didn't see my family. I walked up to the Trauma desk and all the girls were asking what I was doing there. All of a sudden, the one goes, "That's not your sister is it?!" So, they directed me to her room. My favourite ER doc was there. He acknowledged me and continued his exam. Then, he noticed I was still there. He asked if I needed something and I said no, that's my sister. So, he brought me into the room. He was about to leave and I told her, "You've got my favourite doctor here so you're in good hands." He looks over his shoulder and asks, "Who else is in here?" "Shh, I was lying to her." :lol: He is cool. He will joke around with us with the really crazy patients and actually acts human. Plus, he is good. He doesn't fall for BS and doesn't go overboard. Those that have worked in that environment know exactly what I'm talking about.

All of Security was very concerned and offering any help they can. My Captain even offered to work for me tonight. As of this moment, I still have not slept today. I texted my team too. Several were trying to get me to take the night off, but I can't. That isn't me, typically. Especially on my first night as Lt. That combined with missing the other day makes it out of the question, in my mind.

I told sis, thinking she would be admitted, since I had to stay up, I was going to bug her all night. If I was up, by God she would be. I also threatened to order food for her and eat it. You know, be the typical evil BIL. :thumbup: It's a little disappointing she went home. :lol:

Everybody left and I geared up. I found my Aunt in the front entrance. She could not get a hold of my Uncle and thought he was on his way up. He wouldn't answer the phone and Mrs. B drove by their place and he wasn't home. I was starting to feel the lack of sleep but couldn't leave my Aunt. So, we waited. Finally, after 45 minutes, we gave up.

She decided to follow me so I could show her the faster back way home. As she pulled up, I revved the engine on the bike a little to make sure it was warm enough. This is where my throttle cable broke. And before you ask, the last one was the clutch cable, not throttle. I've been asked that a few times already.

Another officer and I went to the Ground Shop for a ramp but they do not have one. They use lift gates or trailers and have no need for a ramp, apparently. So, my Aunt drove me home. In an hour and forty-five minutes, I have to get ready for work. Yee-ha.

[gollum83]

I can't say what mime meat tastes like...

No one can... :shifty:


Hi all.

I wonder why someone who is reportedly 'great' at motivational speaking can get so down in the dumps... work and real life has had me swamped so much lately, I've barely come up for air. Anything new happening 'round these parts?

Doug! You're alive! :w00t:


Lessee....


We have some new mods
The Stewards are fewer in number
Gruder got "mod"-ified by Pleidians... he doesn't mind the new "rack" but thought the spoiler on his backside was a bit much.
Blake got hit on my a couplea young emo "guys."
GFLanigan is back
Otherwise, no nothing is new.

Seem that the over worked bug is going around. It will come to an end eventually, Doug. Hang in there and be sure to do something just for yourself even if it's 10 minutes of me time. Even better if you can force yourself to take an hour or so off.

Yeah, that pretty much summarizes things.


Ray, try leading with a joke:

Comicus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/): Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor...
Swiftus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0137030/): How poor are they?
Comicus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/): Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have *one* God!
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/): But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is [a certain medical condition].. but I hear that's coming quickly.

Great movie! :thumbup1:


:yikes: OMG. A real classic.

Yep, though his best are Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein. :yesnod:


http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/100000/00000/5000/800/105824/105824.strip.gif


Well, if you just used LINUX....:thumbup1:

Out of date stuff in the workplace? Yeah, that never happens. Just like how my place of work is using the latest and greatest in internet browser technology: Internet Explorer 6! :001_rolle


Crap! I just got some bad new. For those who don't remember Minxy, she is my Sister-in-Law, Skklog's wife. Mom just called and told me she was in an accident and rolled the vehicle. The ambulance is taking her to the local hospital. Medics informed Klog she is fine but hit her head. I know she must be okay because of where they are taking her. If it was serious, she would have been taken up to my hospital. She is at one of our satellite community hospitals. So, I am sure Sis is fine but it sucks nonetheless. :thumbdown

Wow. Sorry to that. How is your brother taking the news?


Okay, quick update before I get dressed. Sis is being transferred to Parkview. This is my hospital. She has a broken neck and facial fracture. I think it is the orbital socket. I know the are calling in the Ortho doc and plastic surgeon. I'll let you know if I get something really important.

Oh my! That's horrible! I hope she pulls through alright.

[RichGem]

Glad and relieved to hear that everyone is OK or soon will be.

And about the broken "throttle cable"... I hear you can get a pill for that these days. :eek: :lol: :tongue:

[gollum83]

Okay, for those that haven't already read the FB post, here is the update.

Minxy is home! :thumbup: She has a fractured C7 and right Orbital. They bandaged her up which is good. I don't think she would like to see herself right now. It'll be fine once the swelling goes down. She will be as beautiful as ever. The Neuro Doc saw her and determined there is no damage there. The plastic surgeon never was able to see her but reviewed the X-rays. She still has to meet with him but there is a chance she won't need surgery. :thumbup:

When I got there, I entered through staff doors. So, I didn't see my family. I walked up to the Trauma desk and all the girls were asking what I was doing there. All of a sudden, the one goes, "That's not your sister is it?!" So, they directed me to her room. My favourite ER doc was there. He acknowledged me and continued his exam. Then, he noticed I was still there. He asked if I needed something and I said no, that's my sister. So, he brought me into the room. He was about to leave and I told her, "You've got my favourite doctor here so you're in good hands." He looks over his shoulder and asks, "Who else is in here?" "Shh, I was lying to her." :lol: He is cool. He will joke around with us with the really crazy patients and actually acts human. Plus, he is good. He doesn't fall for BS and doesn't go overboard. Those that have worked in that environment know exactly what I'm talking about.

All of Security was very concerned and offering any help they can. My Captain even offered to work for me tonight. As of this moment, I still have not slept today. I texted my team too. Several were trying to get me to take the night off, but I can't. That isn't me, typically. Especially on my first night as Lt. That combined with missing the other day makes it out of the question, in my mind.

I told sis, thinking she would be admitted, since I had to stay up, I was going to bug her all night. If I was up, by God she would be. I also threatened to order food for her and eat it. You know, be the typical evil BIL. :thumbup: It's a little disappointing she went home. :lol:

Everybody left and I geared up. I found my Aunt in the front entrance. She could not get a hold of my Uncle and thought he was on his way up. He wouldn't answer the phone and Mrs. B drove by their place and he wasn't home. I was starting to feel the lack of sleep but couldn't leave my Aunt. So, we waited. Finally, after 45 minutes, we gave up.

She decided to follow me so I could show her the faster back way home. As she pulled up, I revved the engine on the bike a little to make sure it was warm enough. This is where my throttle cable broke. And before you ask, the last one was the clutch cable, not throttle. I've been asked that a few times already.

Another officer and I went to the Ground Shop for a ramp but they do not have one. They use lift gates or trailers and have no need for a ramp, apparently. So, my Aunt drove me home. In an hour and forty-five minutes, I have to get ready for work. Yee-ha.

Well, I guess that's best you could hope for. I'm glad to hear that it sounds like she'll be okay.

[GFlanagan3]

Thanks everyone. FTR Rich, I did wear my chaps. I rode the motorcycle. Everyone acted like I was nuts because it was in the mid to upper thirties. More on that later.



OMG! I am still laughing at this. I am almost in tears here! Then, I scroll down and read the last part. I laughed so loud! I had to explain to Mrs. Blackfoot. She was laughing and added, "No, you think it's so funny because you've experienced it."

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Thanks for the laugh.

Okay, for those that haven't already read the FB post, here is the update.

Minxy is home! :thumbup: She has a fractured C7 and right Orbital. They bandaged her up which is good. I don't think she would like to see herself right now. It'll be fine once the swelling goes down. She will be as beautiful as ever. The Neuro Doc saw her and determined there is no damage there. The plastic surgeon never was able to see her but reviewed the X-rays. She still has to meet with him but there is a chance she won't need surgery. :thumbup:

When I got there, I entered through staff doors. So, I didn't see my family. I walked up to the Trauma desk and all the girls were asking what I was doing there. All of a sudden, the one goes, "That's not your sister is it?!" So, they directed me to her room. My favourite ER doc was there. He acknowledged me and continued his exam. Then, he noticed I was still there. He asked if I needed something and I said no, that's my sister. So, he brought me into the room. He was about to leave and I told her, "You've got my favourite doctor here so you're in good hands." He looks over his shoulder and asks, "Who else is in here?" "Shh, I was lying to her." :lol: He is cool. He will joke around with us with the really crazy patients and actually acts human. Plus, he is good. He doesn't fall for BS and doesn't go overboard. Those that have worked in that environment know exactly what I'm talking about.

All of Security was very concerned and offering any help they can. My Captain even offered to work for me tonight. As of this moment, I still have not slept today. I texted my team too. Several were trying to get me to take the night off, but I can't. That isn't me, typically. Especially on my first night as Lt. That combined with missing the other day makes it out of the question, in my mind.

I told sis, thinking she would be admitted, since I had to stay up, I was going to bug her all night. If I was up, by God she would be. I also threatened to order food for her and eat it. You know, be the typical evil BIL. :thumbup: It's a little disappointing she went home. :lol:

Everybody left and I geared up. I found my Aunt in the front entrance. She could not get a hold of my Uncle and thought he was on his way up. He wouldn't answer the phone and Mrs. B drove by their place and he wasn't home. I was starting to feel the lack of sleep but couldn't leave my Aunt. So, we waited. Finally, after 45 minutes, we gave up.

She decided to follow me so I could show her the faster back way home. As she pulled up, I revved the engine on the bike a little to make sure it was warm enough. This is where my throttle cable broke. And before you ask, the last one was the clutch cable, not throttle. I've been asked that a few times already.

Another officer and I went to the Ground Shop for a ramp but they do not have one. They use lift gates or trailers and have no need for a ramp, apparently. So, my Aunt drove me home. In an hour and forty-five minutes, I have to get ready for work. Yee-ha.

It sounds like a mixed bag Blake , but I am so glad she is ok, I hope you can get the cycle up and running soon too.

[Intrigued]

Thanks everyone. FTR Rich, I did wear my chaps. I rode the motorcycle. Everyone knew I was nuts because it was in the mid to upper thirties. More on that later.





Okay, for those that haven't already read the FB post, here is the update.

Minxy is home! :thumbup: She has a fractured C7 and right Orbital. They bandaged her up which is good. I don't think she would like to see herself right now...... :thumbup:


...... I was starting to feel the lack of sleep but couldn't leave my Aunt. So, we waited. Finally, after 45 minutes, we gave up.

She decided to follow me so I could show her the faster back way home. As she pulled up, I revved the engine on the bike a little to make sure it was warm enough. This is where my throttle cable broke. And before you ask, the last one was the clutch cable, not throttle. I've been asked that a few times already.......

......... So, my Aunt drove me home. In an hour and forty-five minutes, I have to get ready for work. Yee-ha.

FTFY

I'm so glad hear that Minxy got to go home. :thumbup:


:blushing: I'm kinda glad your throttle cable broke. This had to be a nerve-wracking day for you. Now add in your lack of sleep, the cold weather, and your first night in your new position at work ahead of you. It makes me think God was watching out for you. Yep, the more I think about it, God broke your throttle cable. :yesnod:

[blackfoot]

Glad and relieved to hear that everyone is OK or soon will be.

And about the broken "throttle cable"... I hear you can get a pill for that these days. :eek: :lol: :tongue:


Well, I guess that's best you could hope for. I'm glad to hear that it sounds like she'll be okay.


It sounds like a mixed bag Blake , but I am so glad she is ok, I hope you can get the cycle up and running soon too.

Thanks guys. I forgot one cool story! I told Minxy that all of you guys expressed concern and were thinking about her. Her mother asked who I was talking about. Klog said, "Our third family." :thumbup1:

[blackfoot]

FTFY

I'm so glad hear that Minxy got to go home. :thumbup:


:blushing: I'm kinda glad your throttle cable broke. This had to be a nerve-wracking day for you. Now add in your lack of sleep, the cold weather, and your first night in your new position at work ahead of you. It makes me think God was watching out for you. Yep, the more I think about it, God broke your throttle cable. :yesnod:

Heck, could be. I was hoping the clod would keep me awake. Doesn't always work that way though.

[GFlanagan3]

Heck, could be. I was hoping the clod would keep me awake. Doesn't always work that way though.

Romans 8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are the called according to His purpose.

[blackfoot]

Romans 8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are the called according to His purpose.

Proverbs 31:6
As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly. :lol:

It just amuses me. :blushing:

[RichGem]

Say... didn't there used to be a Mr. & Mrs. Crafty around here? :confused: Don't tell me that they've taken to bickering having discussions off line. :sad:

[gollum83]

Say... didn't there used to be a Mr. & Mrs. Crafty around here? :confused: Don't tell me that they've taken to bickering having discussions off line. :sad:

They must have stopped bickering altogether, finally got that divorce and left us kids to fend for ourselves all alone in the wilds of the interwebz. :sad:

[RichGem]

They must have stopped bickering altogether, finally got that divorce and left us kids to fend for ourselves all alone in the wilds of the interwebz. :sad:

Just who do they think they are!? :bored:

[Intrigued]

Say... didn't there used to be a Mr. & Mrs. Crafty around here? :confused: Don't tell me that they've taken to bickering having discussions off line. :sad:


They must have stopped bickering altogether, finally got that divorce and left us kids to fend for ourselves all alone in the wilds of the interwebz. :sad:


Just who do they think they are!? :bored:

Mr & Mrs Too Busy? :sad:

& where is Soapbox? He's been gone a long time. :nonod:

[jakespoppy]

Blake, I'm sorry to hear that Minxy has a fractured C7 and right Orbital, and that your cycle broke, and that your dog vomited. But I'm glad to hear that Minxy is going to be okay. I hope you get your cycle fixed quickly, and that your dog will be okay, and that fool will quit repeating his folly.

We recently got an Apple tv box, and started watching the tv series "24". I think I may return the box and cancel cable. 24 hours with you, Blake, is more exciting than watching Keifer Sutherland chase terrorists and atomic bombs!

[Intrigued]

Where have you been Randy? We have a squirrel that invaded TAT and he's not too bright either. He keeps jumping into a wall over and over again, though maybe that's because someone told him he was doing lunch with Springs 1. :glare:

[jakespoppy]

Where have you been Randy? We have a squirrel that invaded TAT and he's not too bright either. He keeps jumping into a wall over and over again, though maybe that's because someone told him he was doing lunch with Springs 1. :glare:
You mean "Squirrel", as in this squirrel?


It's the clown house squirrel!!
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/squirrelfailp1.gif
It's not that he's not bright. He' was just way too sensitive. It's very sad, really. Just like Stan the Man. You see, he saw another picture of a squirrel that Ray posted and referred to "Squirrel" in that picture, and when the first Squirrel, the real "Squirrel" saw that we were calling just any squirrel that comes along "Squirrel".....well, he went nuts! The video was his last moments as he intentionally leapt to his messy, furry little death. It was ruled Squirrelicide. He left behind Mrs. Squirrel, three little squirrels, and two adopted baby badgers that he planned to dedicate to the 2012 B&B Brush as a surprise gift in thanks for his recognition as "Squirrel" in the Clown House. It just....*sniff, sniff*.....sorry....:crying:.....that video just keeps playing over and over in my mind....:crying:

I can't take anymore....today....goodnight TATers. Goodnight Squirrel, wherever you are!

[Intrigued]

You mean "Squirrel", as in this squirrel?


It's not that he's not bright. He' was just way too sensitive. It's very sad, really. Just like Stan the Man. You see, he saw another picture of a squirrel that Ray posted and referred to "Squirrel" in that picture, and when the first Squirrel, the real "Squirrel" saw that we were calling just any squirrel that comes along "Squirrel".....well, he went nuts! The video was his last moments as he intentionally leapt to his messy, furry little death. It was ruled Squirrelicide. He left behind Mrs. Squirrel, three little squirrels, and two adopted baby badgers that he planned to dedicate to the 2012 B&B Brush as a surprise gift in thanks for his recognition as "Squirrel" in the Clown House. It just....*sniff, sniff*.....sorry....:crying:.....that video just keeps playing over and over in my mind....:crying:

:crying: Now you've got me crying.....................................








..............................ROTFL :lol::lol::lol:


"Oh, the badgers have returned! And this time they're carrying heat." -STM



Good night Randy

[SRock]

Holy crap you guys have been busy!

Oh and Chad, I know its belated but thanks for the football reminder.

[DFrancis]

Thanks everyone. FTR Rich, I did wear my chaps. I rode the motorcycle. Everyone acted like I was nuts because it was in the mid to upper thirties. More on that later.



OMG! I am still laughing at this. I am almost in tears here! Then, I scroll down and read the last part. I laughed so loud! I had to explain to Mrs. Blackfoot. She was laughing and added, "No, you think it's so funny because you've experienced it."

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Thanks for the laugh.

Okay, for those that haven't already read the FB post, here is the update.

Minxy is home! :thumbup: She has a fractured C7 and right Orbital. They bandaged her up which is good. I don't think she would like to see herself right now. It'll be fine once the swelling goes down. She will be as beautiful as ever. The Neuro Doc saw her and determined there is no damage there. The plastic surgeon never was able to see her but reviewed the X-rays. She still has to meet with him but there is a chance she won't need surgery. :thumbup:

When I got there, I entered through staff doors. So, I didn't see my family. I walked up to the Trauma desk and all the girls were asking what I was doing there. All of a sudden, the one goes, "That's not your sister is it?!" So, they directed me to her room. My favourite ER doc was there. He acknowledged me and continued his exam. Then, he noticed I was still there. He asked if I needed something and I said no, that's my sister. So, he brought me into the room. He was about to leave and I told her, "You've got my favourite doctor here so you're in good hands." He looks over his shoulder and asks, "Who else is in here?" "Shh, I was lying to her." :lol: He is cool. He will joke around with us with the really crazy patients and actually acts human. Plus, he is good. He doesn't fall for BS and doesn't go overboard. Those that have worked in that environment know exactly what I'm talking about.

All of Security was very concerned and offering any help they can. My Captain even offered to work for me tonight. As of this moment, I still have not slept today. I texted my team too. Several were trying to get me to take the night off, but I can't. That isn't me, typically. Especially on my first night as Lt. That combined with missing the other day makes it out of the question, in my mind.

I told sis, thinking she would be admitted, since I had to stay up, I was going to bug her all night. If I was up, by God she would be. I also threatened to order food for her and eat it. You know, be the typical evil BIL. :thumbup: It's a little disappointing she went home. :lol:

Everybody left and I geared up. I found my Aunt in the front entrance. She could not get a hold of my Uncle and thought he was on his way up. He wouldn't answer the phone and Mrs. B drove by their place and he wasn't home. I was starting to feel the lack of sleep but couldn't leave my Aunt. So, we waited. Finally, after 45 minutes, we gave up.

She decided to follow me so I could show her the faster back way home. As she pulled up, I revved the engine on the bike a little to make sure it was warm enough. This is where my throttle cable broke. And before you ask, the last one was the clutch cable, not throttle. I've been asked that a few times already.

Another officer and I went to the Ground Shop for a ramp but they do not have one. They use lift gates or trailers and have no need for a ramp, apparently. So, my Aunt drove me home. In an hour and forty-five minutes, I have to get ready for work. Yee-ha.

Glad I could give you a good laugh, and good to hear things are sounding good for your sis.

[SRock]

Blake, I'm sorry to hear that Minxy has a fractured C7 and right Orbital, and that your cycle broke, and that your dog vomited. But I'm glad to hear that Minxy is going to be okay. I hope you get your cycle fixed quickly, and that your dog will be okay, and that fool will quit repeating his folly.

We recently got an Apple tv box, and started watching the tv series "24". I think I may return the box and cancel cable. 24 hours with you, Blake, is more exciting than watching Keifer Sutherland chase terrorists and atomic bombs!

Wait, what happened to Minxy?

Oh and anything is more exciting than watching Keifer Sutherland in anything, he's a terrible actor.

[DFrancis]

Oh and anything is more exciting than watching Keifer Sutherland in anything, he's a terrible actor.

24 would have been much better with John Cleese. :biggrin1:

[SRock]

24 would have been much better with John Cleese. :biggrin1:

Isn't everything better with John Cleese? :lol::lol::lol:

[jakespoppy]

...Oh and anything is more exciting than watching Keifer Sutherland in anything, he's a terrible actor.
Off to a bad start with Stand By Me, and Young Guns didn't help turn things around for this Canadian actor, eh? But I am enjoying 24 now, seeing it for the first time.

24 would have been much better with John Cleese. :biggrin1:
Everything would be better with John Cleese! :thumbup1:

[jakespoppy]

Isn't everything better with John Cleese? :lol::lol::lol:


Everything would be better with John Cleese! :thumbup1:

:lol::lol::lol:

[SRock]

Off to a bad start with Stand By Me, and Young Guns didn't help turn things around for this Canadian actor, eh? But I am enjoying 24 now, seeing it for the first time.

Stand By Me was a good movie based on a great story. However, I agree. I could have done without Sutherland in that one as well.

[jakespoppy]

Stand By Me was a good movie based on a great story. However, I agree. I could have done without Sutherland in that one as well.

He must be forgettable. I just looked at his bio, and he's been in a lot of movies I've seen, but don't remember him in them.

[Gruder]

Prayers today for Ray and Minxy. (And Emily, of course.)

[Swampfox]

Yep, the more I think about it, God broke your throttle cable.[/COLOR] :yesnod:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:



Thanks guys. I forgot one cool story! I told Minxy that all of you guys expressed concern and were thinking about her. Her mother asked who I was talking about. Klog said, "Our third family." :thumbup1:

That's definitely what this is...wait...we're third?! :001_huh:


Oh and anything is more exciting than watching Keifer Sutherland in anything, he's a terrible actor.

:lol::lol::lol::thumbup1:


24 would have been much better with John Cleese. :biggrin1:

I'd watch that! :thumbup:


Prayers today for Ray and Minxy. (And Emily, of course.)

Thanks, Chad. All of you have been a great help for me. I still feel woefully inadequate for the task, but I'll make it thru. It will be over and done with before I know it, but it won't be for my sister.

[SRock]

Prayers today for Ray and Minxy. (And Emily, of course.)

+1 all around.


He must be forgettable. I just looked at his bio, and he's been in a lot of movies I've seen, but don't remember him in them.

Exactly

[RichGem]

Mr & Mrs Too Busy? :sad:

& where is Soapbox? He's been gone a long time. :nonod:

I heard from Soapbox back channel. He & his family are doing well, but he's completely swamped (sorry Ray). He was going to try to stop in again to say hello to everyone, but I guess he didn't get the chance. He's alive and well.

[RichGem]

Wait, what happened to Minxy?

Oh and anything is more exciting than watching Keifer Sutherland in anything, he's a terrible actor.

Car accident, flipped the car. Fractured C7 and orbital fracture. But, headed home and seems to be doing fine. Oh, and Blake broke a throttle cable which is just as well since his dear old auntie really didn't want to ride on the back.

[Intrigued]

I heard from Soapbox back channel. He & his family are doing well, but he's completely swamped (sorry Ray). He was going to try to stop in again to say hello to everyone, but I guess he didn't get the chance. He's alive and well.

I'm glad to hear he and his little Soapboxes are doing well, though sorry he is so swamped (Ray, you have some 'splainen to do). If you are in touch with him again tell him we miss him and his pictures of the little Soapboxes. :001_smile

[gollum83]

You mean "Squirrel", as in this squirrel?


It's not that he's not bright. He' was just way too sensitive. It's very sad, really. Just like Stan the Man. You see, he saw another picture of a squirrel that Ray posted and referred to "Squirrel" in that picture, and when the first Squirrel, the real "Squirrel" saw that we were calling just any squirrel that comes along "Squirrel".....well, he went nuts! The video was his last moments as he intentionally leapt to his messy, furry little death. It was ruled Squirrelicide. He left behind Mrs. Squirrel, three little squirrels, and two adopted baby badgers that he planned to dedicate to the 2012 B&B Brush as a surprise gift in thanks for his recognition as "Squirrel" in the Clown House. It just....*sniff, sniff*.....sorry....:crying:.....that video just keeps playing over and over in my mind....:crying:

I can't take anymore....today....goodnight TATers. Goodnight Squirrel, wherever you are!

Okay, I'm confused. Aren't all squirrels squirrels? :huh:


Wait, what happened to Minxy?

Car accident. End up flipping the car, but sounds like she'll be alright. Speaking of which, Blake was anyone else involved in the accident?

[Swampfox]

I'm glad to hear he and his little Soapboxes are doing well, though sorry he is so swamped (Ray, you have some 'splainen to do). If you are in touch with him again tell him we miss him and his pictures of the little Soapboxes. :001_smile

Apparently I am also the titular head of the Swamp Party Movement. It is a grassroots effort to keep me from derailing another round of the Big Box. :lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

I'm glad to hear he and his little Soapboxes are doing well, though sorry he is so swamped (Ray, you have some 'splainen to do). If you are in touch with him again tell him we miss him and his pictures of the little Soapboxes. :001_smile

Will do!

[RichGem]

Okay, I'm confused. Aren't all squirrels squirrels? :huh:



Car accident. End up flipping the car, but sounds like she'll be alright. Speaking of which, Blake was anyone else involved in the accident?

I think they're getting confused with the Shirelles. After all, you know what Mama said....

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[gollum83]

Apparently I am also the titular head of the Swamp Party Movement. It is a grassroots effort to keep me from derailing another round of the Big Box. :lol::lol::lol:

And don't be mistaken, the movement has hundred of followers. Granted most of them are earmites, but still. :laugh:

[RichGem]

And don't be mistaken, the movement has hundred of followers. Granted most of them are earmites, but still. :laugh:

As the saying goes, there's strength in ear mites, er, numbers.

[GDCarrington]

As the saying goes, there's strength in ear mites, er, numbers.
Stong earmite, eh? Enter Ray into the earmite Test of Strength Endurance Challenge! :w00t::w00t::w00t:

[RichGem]

Stong earmite, eh? Enter Ray into the earmite Test of Strength Endurance Challenge! :w00t::w00t::w00t:

Hmmm.... there's an idea. Maybe it'll distract them from the Festivus "Airing of Grievances." I mean.. .can you imagine? All those ear mites? We'll never get to the "Feats of Strength."

[gollum83]

As the saying goes, there's strength in ear mites, er, numbers.

Shhh! Don't give them any ideas! There's no telling what the might of a million mites might do! :eek:

[GDCarrington]

Hmmm.... there's an idea. Maybe it'll distract them from the Festivus "Airing of Grievances." I mean.. .can you imagine? All those ear mites? We'll never get to the "Feats of Strength."

But Ray always enjoys the Festivus "Airing of Grievances."
It allows him total control to adjudicate all types of issues amongst his subjects!

[DFrancis]

But Ray always enjoys the Festivus "Airing of Grievances."
It allows him total control to adjudicate all types of issues amongst his subjects!

I thought he was one for the feats of strength.

[RichGem]

But Ray always enjoys the Festivus "Airing of Grievances."
It allows him total control to adjudicate all types of issues amongst his subjects!


Whoa... he doesn't have subjects. He has parasites, let's be clear. Yeesh.

[GDCarrington]

Whoa... he doesn't have subjects. He has parasites, let's be clear. Yeesh.

One mans parasites are another man's subjects. :001_rolle

[jakespoppy]

One mans parasites are another man's subjects. :001_rolle

...and one man's subjects are.......not anyone else's subjects. :001_huh:

[gollum83]

...and one man's subjects are.......not anyone else's subjects. :001_huh:

I'm sure Ray's willing to share and spread the joy.

[RichGem]

I'm sure Ray's willing to share and spread the joy.

I'm sure the ear mites are happy right where they are.

[jakespoppy]

I'm sure Ray's willing to share and spread the joy.
Yeah, Ray's a good guy, but...

I'm sure the ear mites are happy right where they are.
and if Ray's okay with that, I'm okay with that.

[SRock]

Car accident, flipped the car. Fractured C7 and orbital fracture. But, headed home and seems to be doing fine. Oh, and Blake broke a throttle cable which is just as well since his dear old auntie really didn't want to ride on the back.


Okay, I'm confused. Aren't all squirrels squirrels? :huh:



Car accident. End up flipping the car, but sounds like she'll be alright. Speaking of which, Blake was anyone else involved in the accident?

Scary stuff! I'm glad to hear she's going to be alright.

[GDCarrington]

I'm sure Ray's willing to share and spread the joy.

That's why ear plugs can be a good thing at times... :001_rolle

[GFlanagan3]

that's why ear plugs can be a good thing at times... :001_rolle

what?? 133108

[Intrigued]

what?? 133108

I said it sure is quiet around here!!!!

[RichGem]

I said it sure is quiet around here!!!!

They're sewing quilts with old beer? ! ? :confused:

[Intrigued]

They're sewing quilts with old beer? ! ? :confused:

Did I want quite a cold beer? :confused1

No thanks. I'm drinking a Samuel Adams Winter Lager already. :a8:

[GFlanagan3]

Did I want quite a cold beer? :confused1

No thanks. I'm drinking a Samuel Adams Winter Lager already. :a8:

WHAT???


:lol::lol:

[RichGem]

Did I want quite a cold beer? :confused1

No thanks. I'm drinking a Samuel Adams Winter Lager already. :a8:

You're dreaming of Adam West's rear?!

[GFlanagan3]

You're dreaming of Adam West's rear?!

133233 different strokes I guess :001_huh::001_huh::blink::blink:

[RichGem]

133233 different strokes I guess :001_huh::001_huh::blink::blink:

Blake has hit an all-time low... and why doesn't eBay have rules against selling that sorta thing?

[GFlanagan3]

Blake has hit an all-time low... and why doesn't eBay have rules against selling that sorta thing?

because you can get ANYTHING on ebay? :blink::blink:

[Intrigued]

WHAT???
:lol::lol:

What? :blink:


You're dreaming of Adam West's rear?!


Did Adam West's acting bring me to tears? :sad: Yeah, kinda. It really did stink. :thumbdown


133233 different strokes I guess :001_huh::001_huh::blink::blink:

133235 Blake?

[GFlanagan3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPRscxQZs8E Blake?

[GDCarrington]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPRscxQZs8E Blake?

Well then who is that ridin' with Blake, er, um, Batman! :001_rolle

[RichGem]

133235 Blake?

awesomesauce.

[RichGem]

Did Adam West's acting bring me to tears? :sad: Yeah, kinda. It really did stink. :thumbdown


Adrian Zmed ate candied skunk? Well, that explains a lot.

[Duckster]

I saw you on Family Guy tonight Rich..... you were great!

[RichGem]

I saw you on Family Guy tonight Rich..... you were great!


Lol. Thank you. Thank you. I was wondering if anyone would recognize me. It thought they over did the make up a bit tho.


We've missed you around here, John. I hope you've been well.

[Intrigued]

Adrian Zmed ate candied skunk? Well, that explains a lot.

Poor Richard :nonod: I think you've caught Lotsaraysearmiteitis and it's affecting your hearing. :blink:

[OldSaw]

Holy stinkin cow! It's been a whole week since I last posted. It's been a fairly leisurely day today, but we managed to keep pretty busy. We are near Chicago today and managed to get a lot of Christmas shopping done at the shops only a few blocks away from the warehouse where we will unload in the morning.

Now I will attempt to catch up.

[OldSaw]

Here is the long anticipated pictures of my new ABC Pocket Edition.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs996.snc4/76903_154265334618475_100001050291852_274390_62087 14_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs465.ash2/73825_154264847951857_100001050291852_274389_70046 59_n.jpg

Nice razor Blake. How does it shave?

[OldSaw]

Good point. For some reason, on my other computer the gold tone didn't come through.

Must have been your windooze computer.

[OldSaw]

I've been away several days, much to long to do a catch-up "roll", but I have read the posts since I was here last, and ya'll have been very busy. Let me recap:

Blake:
- got promoted :thumbup:
- still wears no pants, like on "Planet 51" :001_huh:
- Posted some gratuitous razor porn, which was enjoyed by many :thumbup1:
- asked several of us to "testify" if he is "Shrek Green" - (Yes, he is indeed bright green, just like Shrek :thumbup1:)

Swampfox:
- Provided instructions for dealing with Zombies - (Thanks Ray :thumbup1:)
- Got 2 pairs of glasses (presumably Ray actually does have "4 eyes") which Intrigued thinks is "kewl" :thumbup1:

RichGem:
- Thanked Phil for "cleaning up the Clown House" by closing the threads that Ray was admittedly "post-doping" (Phil, you missed a few spots...)

GDCarrington:
- Provided a pic of Springs1 boxed up

Gollum83:
- Provided a much-needed English lesson (thanks for learnin' us that! :thumbup1:)
- Is "fixed" now (I thought that was only done on pets? :blink:)

Intrigued:
- Posted a dog fighting pic, which has earned her the spot as Michael Vick's replacement in the world of dog fighting :thumbup1:
- Was so inspired by Blake's gratuitous razor porn that she posted some gratuitous porn of her own :thumbup1:

Slaglerock:
- Resorted to posting nursery rhymes to get his post count above 18K (Congrats, Rob! :thumbup1:)
- Posted a pic of him and "Mrs. Slaglerock" (??? :blink:) in their swimming pool :blink:

Sol92258:
- Posted pics of an electric bathtub toy (a sure hit for Christmas :thumbup1:)
- Promoted alcohol as the answer (AA says a big "thanks!" :thumbup1:)

DFrancis:
- Of course, provided bacon (always welcome :thumbup1:)
- Also provided "chicken slaughtered whale farts" (mmm, not so welcome :blink:)

GFlanagan3:
- Used "bad" and "badness" in the same sentence with bacon (that's just not right! :blink:)

OldSaw:
- Is still truckin', and Mrs. OldSaw is still bloggin' :thumbup1:

Duckster and Gruder:
- Tried valiantly, but futiley, to keep the discussion on Fantasy Football

And the usual assortment of miscellaneous comments and pics about - squirrels, kids shaving, nukes, pantless fetishes, dungeon policies, insanity, "gray" drinking water, drinking toilet water, and ear mites singing and dancing.

I think that about covers the last few days? I missed ya'll! :001_cool:

Thanks for that recap Randy. It saved me a lot of time, especially after getting sidetracked by a few other threads.

[OldSaw]

Thanks Randy!
Could you do this every week please and thank you?
:thumbup:

You know how asparagus makes your pee smell funny? Apparently it affects guys differently to girls...
Wiiiieeeerd.

No... uh, um... I was not aware of that. :blink:

[OldSaw]

Okay, my TAT thread catch-up summary post was really just getting ready for this inevitable new rule:

Clown House TAT thread posting limit: Members may only post once in the Clown House "TAT" thread per calendar month. Each post is limited to five humorous items (or groups of humorous items posted as a package). A new post in the Clown House TAT thread (the next month) may not be posted until a member's prior TAT thread post has resulted in someone responding with LOL, ROTFL, JSCOMCM, or some similar acronym, or until the TAT thread is marked "closed".

...just in case....

That would really change things around here. Hmmm...

[OldSaw]

Ladies and gents, I have some horrible news. My sister, who just got married less than two weeks ago, lost her husband today. He had a massive heart attack this afternoon at work, and died before even reaching the hospital. They just got back Sunday night from their honeymoon, and she is in a lot of pain right now.

Her first husband died from cancer in August 2006. A couple of years ago she met a great man, who loved her and took good care of her, and now he is gone. It's madness to me, like some kind of bizarro world bent on punishing her. So, I beg you - if you believe in prayer, then please think of my sister over the next several days. If you don't believe in prayer, then please at least send positive thoughts her way.

The last time I saw him was the day after the wedding. They were dropping my sister's cat off at my mom's before leaving for the honeymoon. I remember him telling me, "I'm 52 years old [he was a good bit older than my sister], and for the first time in my life I'm happy. I have finally found happiness."

Thank you.

So sorry to hear such terrible news Ray. Prayers already sent for your sister.

[OldSaw]

Apple would probably have had an iPhone app, but they were busy with the Beatles thing...


:lol::lol::lol:

Mrs. Blackfoot's version of this same story ended with "...and he never saw it coming :001_rolle"


Reminds me of the small town I mostly grew up in. :thumbup1:



Thanks! Barber Eile asked me to do it once a week. But then, she also asked me to see if my pee smells funny after eating asparagus. I'd like to help her, but I don't like asparagus. :blink:



Trying to understand what was going on was sort of like me trying to understand what was happening in the TV show "Lost". But it sounds like you were trying to protect the innocent...or the not so innocent.

Too bad you get "burned" sometimes when you help out others. But it's good you still consider it a not completely bad day. But you may just be remembering the part where you were in a daze, wondering why you were napping on the floor and Mrs. Blackfoot was standing over you with a frying pan in her hand? :001_cool:

Well, it's about stinking time.

Just bought a Nano for my niece's birthday gift. I think she'll like it.

[OldSaw]

I go out to shovel the snow and this place starts making even less sense.

Snow huh? It was an amazing 61 F here in Chicagoland this evening.

[OldSaw]

I give up. Gotta get up in a few hours. Good night from Melrose Park, IL.

[blackfoot]

Stand By Me was a good movie based on a great story. However, I agree. I could have done without Sutherland in that one as well.

+1


Car accident. End up flipping the car, but sounds like she'll be alright. Speaking of which, Blake was anyone else involved in the accident?

No, apparently there was a culvert there and there was a little ice or something in that one spot in the road.


133235 Blake?

:lol::lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPRscxQZs8E Blake?

:lol::lol::lol:

Well, the swelling has gone down in Sis's face enough that she can see light in that eye now. She's feeling better. My Aunt and Mom are making sure to clean and rebandage the wounds. Today, she will go to the doctor. She also plans on seeing the vehicle for the first time. Her memory of the scene is a little vague. I expect that to be hard on her. Hopefully, we will know if she needs surgery. after her doctors appointment.

Appreciate all the comments and prayers guys and girls!

[SRock]

Two pages... much more manageable! Thanks.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPRscxQZs8E Blake?

I loved that commercial!


Well, the swelling has gone down in Sis's face enough that she can see light in that eye now. She's feeling better. My Aunt and Mom are making sure to clean and rebandage the wounds. Today, she will go to the doctor. She also plans on seeing the vehicle for the first time. Her memory of the scene is a little vague. I expect that to be hard on her. Hopefully, we will know if she needs surgery. after her doctors appointment.

Appreciate all the comments and prayers guys and girls!

Sounds like she's on the road to recovery. Continued prayers headed her way.

[blackfoot]

Two pages... much more manageable! Thanks.



I loved that commercial!



Sounds like she's on the road to recovery. Continued prayers headed her way.

Thanks and good evening!

[OldSaw]

Good morning. Just checking in. It's 62 F here in Chicago land. Gotta nap now, night was too short.

[RichGem]

Poor Richard :nonod: I think you've caught Lotsaraysearmiteitis and it's affecting your hearing. :blink:

Which brings us back to: What?

:lol:

[jakespoppy]

I said it sure is quiet around here!!!!
Holy cow, alright already! So much for a little peace and quiet! :blink:


Did I want quite a cold beer? :confused1

No thanks. I'm drinking a Samuel Adams Winter Lager already. :a8:
:thumbup1:

133233 different strokes I guess :001_huh::001_huh::blink::blink:


....Did Adam West's acting bring me to tears? :sad: Yeah, kinda. It really did stink. :thumbdown
Well to be fair, it is hard to show your full range of artistic expression when you're wearing a plastic mask with pointy ears.....mmm, no, you're right, his acting sucked! :thumbdown

awesomesauce.
What? Crafty, is that you? :confused1


Holy stinkin cow! It's been a whole week since I last posted. It's been a fairly leisurely day today, but we managed to keep pretty busy. We are near Chicago today and managed to get a lot of Christmas shopping done at the shops only a few blocks away from the warehouse where we will unload in the morning.

Now I will attempt to catch up.
Good to hear from you, Dennis. I was afraid you'd been taken hostage in the Land of Deliverance. :thumbup1:


Snow huh? It was an amazing 61 F here in Chicagoland this evening.
And it's an amazing 61 F here in Houston this morning. :thumbup1:


....Well, the swelling has gone down in Sis's face enough that she can see light in that eye now. She's feeling better. My Aunt and Mom are making sure to clean and rebandage the wounds. Today, she will go to the doctor. She also plans on seeing the vehicle for the first time. Her memory of the scene is a little vague. I expect that to be hard on her. Hopefully, we will know if she needs surgery. after her doctors appointment.

Appreciate all the comments and prayers guys and girls!
Really glad to hear Minxy's going to be okay, Blake. :thumbup1:

[jakespoppy]

Heigh ho, heigh ho.....well, ya'll know the rest. :cool:

[RichGem]

http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/100000/00000/6000/500/106559/106559.strip.gif

[Intrigued]

+1
Well, the swelling has gone down in Sis's face enough that she can see light in that eye now. She's feeling better. My Aunt and Mom are making sure to clean and rebandage the wounds. Today, she will go to the doctor. She also plans on seeing the vehicle for the first time. Her memory of the scene is a little vague. I expect that to be hard on her. Hopefully, we will know if she needs surgery. after her doctors appointment.

Appreciate all the comments and prayers guys and girls!

I'm glad to hear that Minxy's feeling better. Here's hoping she gets good news from the doctor. :thumbup:


Which brings us back to: What?

:lol:



Speaking of hearing...... I thought Richard had caught Lotsaraysearmiteitis, now I see he's just got his hat pulled down, blocking he's ears....... Richard pull your hat up!

[Intrigued]

Heigh ho, heigh ho.....well, ya'll know the rest. :cool:

Have a nice day at work. :001_smile

[RichGem]

Heigh ho, heigh ho.....well, ya'll know the rest. :cool:

Who you callin' a ho? :eek:

:tongue_sm

[GFlanagan3]

Inigo Montoya "I do not budge keep your *ho there*." The Princess Bride (1987)

[sol92258]

A) THIS (http://gizmodo.com/5696072/dad-builds-bedroom-marble-run-for-worlds-luckiest-son) is pretty dad-gum awesome
2) Be sure (as always) to read the comments; one down near the end is exactly some of the first thoughts to hit my head (hint: it involves the word "genius")
D) Wish I was smert enuff tu du sumthin lik dat

[jakespoppy]

Have a nice day at work. :001_smile
Thank you. Checking in at "lunch".


Who you callin' a ho? :eek:

:tongue_sm
Well you know what they say, "If the shoe fits.....you probably got the right size!" :001_huh:


Inigo Montoya "I do not budge keep your *ho there*." The Princess Bride (1987)
A "hothere" sounds like a candy bar. :thumbup1:


A) THIS (http://gizmodo.com/5696072/dad-builds-bedroom-marble-run-for-worlds-luckiest-son) is pretty dad-gum awesome
2) Be sure (as always) to read the comments; one down near the end is exactly some of the first thoughts to hit my head (hint: it involves the word "genius")
D) Wish I was smert enuff tu du sumthin lik dat

If you make that, your friends will all think you're a genius even if you weren't the first. And your kids and their friends will think you're the Dad of the Year! :thumbup1:

[Intrigued]

A) THIS (http://gizmodo.com/5696072/dad-builds-bedroom-marble-run-for-worlds-luckiest-son) is pretty dad-gum awesome
2) Be sure (as always) to read the comments; one down near the end is exactly some of the first thoughts to hit my head (hint: it involves the word "genius")
D) Wish I was smert enuff tu du sumthin lik dat

:w00t: That is definitely awesomesauce! :thumbup1:

[jakespoppy]

:w00t: That is definitely awesomesauce! :thumbup1:

There's that awesomesauce again! I could have sworn Crafty was here earlier? :blink:

[RichGem]

:w00t: That is definitely awesomesauce! :thumbup1:

pureed or extra-chunky?

[DFrancis]

A) THIS (http://gizmodo.com/5696072/dad-builds-bedroom-marble-run-for-worlds-luckiest-son) is pretty dad-gum awesome
2) Be sure (as always) to read the comments; one down near the end is exactly some of the first thoughts to hit my head (hint: it involves the word "genius")
D) Wish I was smert enuff tu du sumthin lik dat

Ummmmm that is amazing, I want one for my bedroom too. I sure Mrs. ShutUpGiggles won't mind.

[jakespoppy]

Ummmmm that is amazing, I want one for my bedroom too. I sure Mrs. ShutUpGiggles won't mind.

Maybe not, but what will Mrs. DFrancis think? :001_rolle

[GFlanagan3]

maybe not, but what will mrs. Dfrancis think? :001_rolle

133342 (you're welcome Darren)

[blackfoot]

Well, today was a rough day for Sis. But, the good news is she doesn't need surgery. :thumbup1:

[RichGem]

Well, today was a rough day for Sis. But, the good news is she doesn't need surgery. :thumbup1:

That's very good news, indeed.

[jsrdrnr]

Well, today was a rough day for Sis. But, the good news is she doesn't need surgery. :thumbup1:

Very good news, glad to hear it.

[Gruder]

Great news, Blake. Answered prayers.

Just watched UK beat Oklahoma in Maui. :thumbup1:

[gollum83]

133235 Blake?

He's smaller than I originally envisioned. :lol:


Two pages... much more manageable! Thanks.

Yeah, we did that all for you, Rob. :tongue_sm


pureed or extra-chunky?

Extra-chunky? Like peanut butter? Not that peanut butter isn't awesome because it is... :drool:


Well, today was a rough day for Sis. But, the good news is she doesn't need surgery. :thumbup1:

Good to hear! Here's to a quick recovery! :thumbup1:

[jakespoppy]

Well, today was a rough day for Sis. But, the good news is she doesn't need surgery. :thumbup1:

Great news, Blake! :thumbup1:

[GDCarrington]

Well, today was a rough day for Sis. But, the good news is she doesn't need surgery. :thumbup1:

Excellent. You and especially your sister are both relieved! :thumbup:

[GFlanagan3]

Well, today was a rough day for Sis. But, the good news is she doesn't need surgery. :thumbup1:

that is WONDERFUL news!:thumbup::thumbup:

[DFrancis]

Maybe not, but what will Mrs. DFrancis think? :001_rolle

She likes it too. :thumbup:


Attachment 133342 (you're welcome Darren)

Thank you? :blink:


Well, today was a rough day for Sis. But, the good news is she doesn't need surgery.

Great news Blake!


In other news, I wore the wrong hat and after walking home in this cold my ears may fall off, so if I don't respond quickly is cos I'm deaf

[SRock]

Thanks and good evening!

You are welcome and good morning.


A) THIS (http://gizmodo.com/5696072/dad-builds-bedroom-marble-run-for-worlds-luckiest-son) is pretty dad-gum awesome
2) Be sure (as always) to read the comments; one down near the end is exactly some of the first thoughts to hit my head (hint: it involves the word "genius")
D) Wish I was smert enuff tu du sumthin lik dat

That is kinda cool, but will get old for that kid very fast. The cool factor will be over lightening fast.


Well, today was a rough day for Sis. But, the good news is she doesn't need surgery. :thumbup1:

Glad to hear she doesn't need surgery. Continued prayers.


Yeah, we did that all for you, Rob. :tongue_sm

Thanks! :lol:

[RichGem]

In other news, I wore the wrong hat and after walking home past Ray's house my ears may be infected, so if I don't respond quickly is cos I haz earmites too :sad:.


:whistling:

[Intrigued]

:whistling:

:lol: I was thinking the same thing. :lol:



BTW, you should have loaned him your hat. :glare:

[DFrancis]

:whistling:

:lol: Hmmmm so it was ear mites and not the cold. I don't know how to feel just now.

[GFlanagan3]

:lol: Hmmmm so it was ear mites and not the cold. I don't know how to feel just now.

maybe ..relieved?

[RichGem]

:lol: Hmmmm so it was ear mites and not the cold. I don't know how to feel just now.

Clearly, cowboy hats don't protect you nearly as well as a sable hat + ear muffs. :001_tt2:

[DFrancis]

Clearly, cowboy hats don't protect you nearly as well as a sable hat + ear muffs. :001_tt2:

I prefer a Fez, Fezes are cool.
http://angerbanjo.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/fez.png?w=640&h=360

[Barber-Eile]

Man it is coooo-ooold here.
There's a Christmas market on here too and I bought all of these tasty French biscuit/cookies and now I have a sugar head ache but I can't stop eating them!
Mmmm... delicious pain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ

[GDCarrington]

I prefer a Fez, Fezes are cool.
http://angerbanjo.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/fez.png?w=640&h=360

q71gvV9n9Cs

[gollum83]

Thanks! :lol:

You're welcome! :biggrin:


:whistling:

We really should consider a preemptive fumigation to preventive further spread of this scourge. :lol1:


:lol: Hmmmm so it was ear mites and not the cold. I don't know how to feel just now.

Dirty? A flea dip might alleviate that though.

In other news. I'm currently working my way through a bottle of mead. Psenkova Cherry Mead to be precise. Yea mead! :a54:

[Intrigued]

You're welcome! :biggrin:



We really should consider a preemptive fumigation to preventive further spread of this scourge. :lol1:



Dirty? A flea dip might alleviate that though.

In other news. I'm currently working my way through a bottle of mead. Psenkova Cherry Mead to be precise. Yea mead! :a54:

So how does cherry mead compare to regular mead? :huh:

[gollum83]

So how does cherry mead compare to regular mead? :huh:

It is excellent. Nice tart cherry upfront, little sweetness in the finish from the honey. Definitely a sweet mead, but not overly so. Not cloying at all. :thumbup:

[Intrigued]

Sounds like something I might like. I've only had regular mead before and found it a little too sweet for my taste. :thumbup1:

[gollum83]

Sounds like something I might like. I've only had regular mead before and found it a little too sweet for my taste. :thumbup1:

Maybe. I wouldn't give up them. There are dry meads out there, but they seem to be few and far in between from my limited experience, commercially speaking. Of course, there's always the option of brewing your own. Just make sure you let it age. Young mead can be quite harsh from personal experience. :lol1:

[Swampfox]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/funny-puns-your-doom-shall-be-warm-and-soft.jpeg?w=500&h=399

[blackfoot]

Thanks everyone!


Man it is coooo-ooold here.
There's a Christmas market on here too and I bought all of these tasty French biscuit/cookies and now I have a sugar head ache but I can't stop eating them!
Mmmm... delicious pain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ

I loved the Christmas Markets I got to go to on that side of the pond.


You're welcome! :biggrin:


We really should consider a preemptive fumigation to preventive further spread of this scourge. :lol1:



Dirty? A flea dip might alleviate that though.

In other news. I'm currently working my way through a bottle of mead. Psenkova Cherry Mead to be precise. Yea mead! :a54:

I love mead too!

Man alive! Beginning with Si's accident, I ended up going four and a half days with only five hours sleep. Yesterday, I was able to get six hours. Did really well until I tried to drive home from work. I wasn't sure I would make it. After a solid eight plus today, I think I'll be fine. :thumbup1:

[Swampfox]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/andwoahalex-3-1.jpeg?w=500&h=500

[jakespoppy]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/andwoahalex-3-1.jpeg?w=500&h=500

Wow! I'm glad it's not like this in TAT! Well, maybe it's a little like this sometimes in TAT....okay, maybe it's like this a lot in TAT.....OMG, it's just like this in TAT! :blink:

[Swampfox]

Wow! I'm glad it's not like this in TAT! Well, maybe it's a little like this sometimes in TAT....okay, maybe it's like this a lot in TAT.....OMG, it's just like this in TAT! :blink:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/andwoahalex-1-1.jpeg?w=500&h=500

[Intrigued]

Wow! I'm glad it's not like this in TAT! Well, maybe it's a little like this sometimes in TAT....okay, maybe it's like this a lot in TAT.....OMG, it's just like this in TAT! :blink:

Is Not! :001_tt2: We only poke people we know. :a30:

[GDCarrington]

Is Not! :001_tt2: We only poke people we know. :a30:

Repeatedly! :a30:

[Swampfox]

Is Not! :001_tt2: We only poke people we know. :a30:


Repeatedly! :a30:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/tumblr_laebrjdqev1qdx5et-1.jpeg?w=500&h=500

[jakespoppy]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/andwoahalex-1-1.jpeg?w=500&h=500

When I was in elementary school living in Tulsa, we had both fire drills and tornado drills. When the fire alarm went off, we had to line up quietly and walk single file out of the school out onto the playground. When the tornado alarm sounded, we had to line up in the hall by the lockers, get down on our knees, put our head down with our writing arm under our head to protect it, and put our other hand on top of the back of our head to protect our head. I always thought it was kind of funny for some reason that if the roof of the school collapsed on our heads in a tornado, at least our writing hands would be safe!

[Swampfox]

When I was in elementary school living in Tulsa, we had both fire drills and tornado drills. When the fire alarm went off, we had to line up quietly and walk single file out of the school out onto the playground. When the tornado alarm sounded, we had to line up in the hall by the lockers, get down on our knees, put our head down with our writing arm under our head to protect it, and put our other hand on top of the back of our head to protect our head. I always thought it was kind of funny for some reason that if the roof of the school collapsed on our heads in a tornado, at least our writing hands would be safe!

lol

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/tumblr_l9u7r6laer1qdx5et-1.jpeg?w=500&h=491

[gollum83]

I love mead too!

Yes, mead is awesome. :thumbup:


Man alive! Beginning with Si's accident, I ended up going four and a half days with only five hours sleep. Yesterday, I was able to get six hours. Did really well until I tried to drive home from work. I wasn't sure I would make it. After a solid eight plus today, I think I'll be fine. :thumbup1:

Yeah, I imagine that had to be rough on you and your family. Concern, worry, all that stuff. Even in the best of circumstances it can take it's toll, especially if there's still some uncertainty. But now, now that you know, there can be some peace of mind.


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/andwoahalex-3-1.jpeg?w=500&h=500

It may be because I'm feeling the mead now, but... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol:


Wow! I'm glad it's not like this in TAT! Well, maybe it's a little like this sometimes in TAT....okay, maybe it's like this a lot in TAT.....OMG, it's just like this in TAT! :blink:

Pssst... Hey Randy!!! Poke! Poke! Poke, poke, poke, poke!!!! :a30:

[jakespoppy]

....Pssst... Hey Randy!!! Poke! Poke! Poke, poke, poke, poke!!!! :a30:
That's EXACTLY what I'm talkin' about! STOP POKING ME!!! :cursing:

[Swampfox]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/tumblr_la59jryrao1qdx5et-1.jpeg?w=500&h=491

[jakespoppy]

Is Not! :001_tt2: We only poke people we know. :a30:


Repeatedly! :a30:

Hey you two, that's not funny! Okay, it's a little funny....mmmph...:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[gollum83]

That's EXACTLY what I'm talkin' about! STOP POKING ME!!! :cursing:

Oh `Randy.... :whistling:

Poke! :a9:

[Swampfox]

Happy Birthday, Doctor Who!
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/thisdayintech/2009/11/dr_who.jpg

[Intrigued]

Yes, mead is awesome. :thumbup:

It may be because I'm feeling the mead now, but... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol:


Pssst... Hey Randy!!! Poke! Poke! Poke, poke, poke, poke!!!! :a30:

?




That's EXACTLY what I'm talkin' about! STOP POKING ME!!! :cursing:

Yeah! Stop poking Randy! :letterk2: Share some of that mead with him instead. :a17:

[blackfoot]

When I was in elementary school living in Tulsa, we had both fire drills and tornado drills. When the fire alarm went off, we had to line up quietly and walk single file out of the school out onto the playground. When the tornado alarm sounded, we had to line up in the hall by the lockers, get down on our knees, put our head down with our writing arm under our head to protect it, and put our other hand on top of the back of our head to protect our head. I always thought it was kind of funny for some reason that if the roof of the school collapsed on our heads in a tornado, at least our writing hands would be safe!

Huh, we were always told to put both hands over our head to protect it. :confused1


Yeah, I imagine that had to be rough on you and your family. Concern, worry, all that stuff. Even in the best of circumstances it can take it's toll, especially if there's still some uncertainty. But now, now that you know, there can be some peace of mind.

Sadly, most of this had nothing to do with Minxy. I had a lot of other stuff going on this week. :thumbdown

[gollum83]

?

I've confused you? Well perhaps I can shed some light on this, maybe is an adverb meaning "perhaps." May be is a verb phrase showing possibility. Now, I think may be is appropriate rather than maybe because I believe that that particular post was freaking hilarious, but I think it was possibly because of the mead. Not that it wasn't fun, but that the hilarity was accentuated by the mead, or rather the mead's affects upon me. Anybody lost yet? Anyway, I beliveve I am correct in my use of may be rather than maybe.

[gollum83]

Huh, we were always told to put both hands over our head to protect it. :confused1

Do you believe everything they tell you? I mean isn't that also supposed to protect against nuclear holocaust too? :lol:


Sadly, most of this had nothing to do with Minxy. I had a lot of other stuff going on this week. :thumbdown

Really? Bad week at work then?

[GDCarrington]

When I was in elementary school living in Tulsa, we had both fire drills and tornado drills. When the fire alarm went off, we had to line up quietly and walk single file out of the school out onto the playground. When the tornado alarm sounded, we had to line up in the hall by the lockers, get down on our knees, put our head down with our writing arm under our head to protect it, and put our other hand on top of the back of our head to protect our head. I always thought it was kind of funny for some reason that if the roof of the school collapsed on our heads in a tornado, at least our writing hands would be safe!

We were still required to watch this when I was a young lad. Then we were told that this works for tornadoes as well.

IKqXu-5jw60

Funny, I don't think talking turtles would last long if hit directly by the bomb or a tornado. In the tornado it would be a small shot put hurdling through the air! :scared::crying::scared:

[jakespoppy]

Oh `Randy.... :whistling:

Poke! :a9:


?


Yeah! Stop poking Randy! :letterk2: Share some of that mead with him instead. :a17:

Thanks Intrigued, what a beautiful response!

XRGd0gD0QNE

[Intrigued]

Yes, mead is awesome. :thumbup:

It's because I'm feeling the mead now, but... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol:



Pssst... Hey Randy!!! Poke! Poke! Poke, poke, poke, poke!!!! :a30:


I've confused you? Well perhaps I can shed some light on this, maybe is an adverb meaning "perhaps." May be is a verb phrase showing possibility. Now, I think may be is appropriate rather than maybe because I believe that that particular post was freaking hilarious, but I think it was possibly because of the mead. Not that it wasn't fun, but that the hilarity was accentuated by the mead, or rather the mead's affects upon me. Anybody lost yet? Anyway, I beliveve I am correct in my use of may be rather than maybe.

Hey Matt! :a30:

[Swampfox]

As you may have noticed, this is the first time since the memorial service that I have been on B&B. Yesterday day wasn't that great for me. I spent so much time preparing for the service and helping the family, that I was not able to grieve on my own. I started going in to that phase Sunday. Today was better for me, but my sister's difficult time has only begun.

The memorial service went well as it could have gone. It was the hardest thing I have ever done. The family really appreciated what I was able to do, and many of his friends and coworkers also appreciated. I'm not sure my sister heard any of it...despair does not even begin to describe her condition.

I knew that I would only be able to do this if I wrote my remarks as a speech. I knew I would never be able to go typical sermon style. I open with thanking my brother-in-law's employer (they have been unbelievably good to them..I have never heard of any company taking care of their people like this before), and then reading I Corinthians 13. Prayer was followed by two songs my sister wanted played (she waited to late to find someone to sing). I then read Ecclesiastes 3:1-13, delivered my address, and closed by reading from Psalms. I had planned to read Psalm 103:8-17.

For some weird reason, in error, I started reading Psalm 104:8-20...I thought I was reading 103. I realized my mistake at verse 10, but decided to continue reading, stop at a good point of completion and then read 103. Thankfully, no one noticed my error, and it only appeared that I had selected a longer portion of Scripture!

Now, the really interesting thing is this: My brother-law worked for ******** Wine & Spirits, a large southeastern alcohol distributor. Psalm 104:15 reads, "And wine that maketh glad the heart of man....." Maybe a big weird coincidence, just one of those odd things that happens at times like this.

[jakespoppy]

We were still required to watch this when I was a young lad. Then we were told that this works for tornadoes as well.

IKqXu-5jw60

Funny, I don't think talking turtles would last long if hit directly by the bomb or a tornado. In the tornado it would be a small shot put hurdling through the air! :scared::crying::scared:

And in the case of a bomb, it would be turtle soup! :lol::lol::lol:

[gollum83]

Thanks Intrigued, what a beautiful response!

XRGd0gD0QNE

Sharing mead over the net? Hmm... :idea:


Hey Matt! :a30:

En garde! :a45:

[GDCarrington]

All this Poking, touching..

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[jakespoppy]

Hey Matt! :a30:
Don't let them drag you down, my friend! :001_cool:

EcXURC_nNhc

[GDCarrington]

And in the case of a bomb, it would be turtle soup! :lol::lol::lol:

I don't think anyone would want to taste that turtle soup. It would have a special glow about it. :nuke:

[jakespoppy]

As you may have noticed, this is the first time since the memorial service that I have been on B&B. Yesterday day wasn't that great for me. I spent so much time preparing for the service and helping the family, that I was not able to grieve on my own. I started going in to that phase Sunday. Today was better for me, but my sister's difficult time has only begun.

The memorial service went well as it could have gone. It was the hardest thing I have ever done. The family really appreciated what I was able to do, and many of his friends and coworkers also appreciated. I'm not sure my sister heard any of it...despair does not even begin to describe her condition.

I knew that I would only be able to do this if I wrote my remarks as a speech. I knew I would never be able to go typical sermon style. I open with thanking my brother-in-law's employer (they have been unbelievably good to them..I have never heard of any company taking care of their people like this before), and then reading I Corinthians 13. Prayer was followed by two songs my sister wanted played (she waited to late to find someone to sing). I then read Ecclesiastes 3:1-13, delivered my address, and closed by reading from Psalms. I had planned to read Psalm 103:8-17.

For some weird reason, in error, I started reading Psalm 104:8-20...I thought I was reading 103. I realized my mistake at verse 10, but decided to continue reading, stop at a good point of completion and then read 103. Thankfully, no one noticed my error, and it only appeared that I had selected a longer portion of Scripture!

Now, the really interesting thing is this: My brother-law worked for ******** Wine & Spirits, a large southeastern alcohol distributor. Psalm 104:15 reads, "And wine that maketh glad the heart of man....." Maybe a big weird coincidence, just one of those odd things that happens at times like this.
That's awesome, Ray. I spoke at both my mom and my dad's service, and I don't think you can realize how hard it will be standing up and speaking like that before you do it. In addition to the emotional turmoil and stress, there's so much pressure that you feel because you want to do a good job at such an important time.

Thanks for sharing. It's great to see how what you considered mistakes were actually used for a good purpose.

[Intrigued]

That's awesome, Ray. I spoke at both my mom and my dad's service, and I don't think you can realize how hard it will be standing up and speaking like that before you do it. In addition to the emotional turmoil and stress, there's so much pressure that you feel because you want to do a good job at such an important time.

Thanks for sharing. It's great to see how what you considered mistakes were actually used for a good purpose.

+1

Ray and Randy, I'm glad you were both able to do this for the people you cared about.

[sol92258]

That's awesome, Ray. I spoke at both my mom and my dad's service, and I don't think you can realize how hard it will be standing up and speaking like that before you do it. In addition to the emotional turmoil and stress, there's so much pressure that you feel because you want to do a good job at such an important time.

Thanks for sharing. It's great to see how what you considered mistakes were actually used for a good purpose.
+1

My grandfather wanted me to speak at his funeral. Fortunately, things panned out that it would not be possible, I don't think I could have.

That said, my wife sang for her mother's funeral. She recorded it a the morning of the service, she wanted to actually sing during the service, but couldn't. Still, I do not know how she sang that morning to record it. It was unbelievable.

[jakespoppy]

+1

Ray and Randy, I'm glad you were both able to do this for the people you cared about.Thanks Intrigued, very nice. And Ray, what you've done is something you, your sister and your family and her husband's family will remember forever. Your sister is probably not able to fully express how much she appreciates what you've done for her at this time. She won't remember everything you said, but she will remember what you did. That makes it worth it. :thumbup1:


+1

My grandfather wanted me to speak at his funeral. Fortunately, things panned out that it would not be possible, I don't think I could have.

That said, my wife sang for her mother's funeral. She recorded it a the morning of the service, she wanted to actually sing during the service, but couldn't. Still, I do not know how she sang that morning to record it. It was unbelievable.
I think singing in this situation would be even harder to do.

[Intrigued]

As you may have noticed, this is the first time since the memorial service that I have been on B&B. Yesterday day wasn't that great for me. I spent so much time preparing for the service and helping the family, that I was not able to grieve on my own. I started going in to that phase Sunday. Today was better for me, but my sister's difficult time has only begun.


Ray, I will keep you, your sister, your aunt, and all who you hold dear in my thoughts and prayers.

[DFrancis]

As you may have noticed, this is the first time since the memorial service that I have been on B&B. Yesterday day wasn't that great for me. I spent so much time preparing for the service and helping the family, that I was not able to grieve on my own. I started going in to that phase Sunday. Today was better for me, but my sister's difficult time has only begun.

The memorial service went well as it could have gone. It was the hardest thing I have ever done. The family really appreciated what I was able to do, and many of his friends and coworkers also appreciated. I'm not sure my sister heard any of it...despair does not even begin to describe her condition.

I knew that I would only be able to do this if I wrote my remarks as a speech. I knew I would never be able to go typical sermon style. I open with thanking my brother-in-law's employer (they have been unbelievably good to them..I have never heard of any company taking care of their people like this before), and then reading I Corinthians 13. Prayer was followed by two songs my sister wanted played (she waited to late to find someone to sing). I then read Ecclesiastes 3:1-13, delivered my address, and closed by reading from Psalms. I had planned to read Psalm 103:8-17.

For some weird reason, in error, I started reading Psalm 104:8-20...I thought I was reading 103. I realized my mistake at verse 10, but decided to continue reading, stop at a good point of completion and then read 103. Thankfully, no one noticed my error, and it only appeared that I had selected a longer portion of Scripture!

Now, the really interesting thing is this: My brother-law worked for ******** Wine & Spirits, a large southeastern alcohol distributor. Psalm 104:15 reads, "And wine that maketh glad the heart of man....." Maybe a big weird coincidence, just one of those odd things that happens at times like this.

You're a good man and an excellent brother Ray, you're sister will never forget what you did for her.

[Swampfox]

My grandfather wanted me to speak at his funeral. Fortunately, things panned out that it would not be possible, I don't think I could have.


His brother and sisters originally wanted to speak. About 10 minutes before the start they told me they could not do it. I had to make some last minutes changes, but I was not really surprised. The only way I was able to do what I did was to kind of separate myself in my mind. That's why I really didn't start grieving myself until Sunday.


Thanks Intrigued, very nice. And Ray, what you've done is something you, your sister and your family and her husband's family will remember forever. Your sister is probably not able to fully express how much she appreciates what you've done for her at this time. She won't remember everything you said, but she will remember what you did. That makes it worth it. :thumbup1:



Ray, I will keep you, your sister, your aunt, and all who you hold dear in my thoughts and prayers.


You're a good man and an excellent brother Ray, you're sister will never forget what you did for her.

Once again, I thank all of you. You just don;t understand how a kind word, comment and thoughtfulness, rightly said,makes such a big difference.

[SRock]

Today was a very rough day. It was my last as the big dog at the firing range. My promotion means I have too much rank for my current position. Starting Monday I'll be back to doing a job Blake would love...

Law Enforcement!

I'll be a Flight Sergeant (Top Cop) for my shift.

It's bitter sweet. I've spent 11 years teaching and working on guns. I haven't written a ticket or responded to a 911 call since 2000.

Wish me luck!

[Intrigued]

Today was a very rough day. It was my last as the big dog at the firing range. My promotion means I have too much rank for my current position. Starting Monday I'll be back to doing a job Blake would love...

Law Enforcement!

I'll be a Flight Sergeant (Top Cop) for my shift.

It's bitter sweet. I've spent 11 years teaching and working on guns. I haven't written a ticket or responded to a 911 call since 2000.

Wish me luck!

Wow! From a big dog to Top Cop, now that's a promotion! :thumbup1:

Best of luck in your new position. :thumbup:

[SRock]

Wow! From a big dog to Top Cop, now that's a promotion! :thumbup1:

Best of luck in your new position. :thumbup:

Well Top Cop, on my shift anyway. I mean afterall, the Commander is THE Top Cop on base. :lol:

Thanks.

I hope I enjoy my new job as much as I've enjoyed the old.

G'night B&B.

[blackfoot]

Really? Bad week at work then?

No,not exactly. It's complicated. Not all of it was really bad either.


As you may have noticed, this is the first time since the memorial service that I have been on B&B. Yesterday day wasn't that great for me. I spent so much time preparing for the service and helping the family, that I was not able to grieve on my own. I started going in to that phase Sunday. Today was better for me, but my sister's difficult time has only begun.

The memorial service went well as it could have gone. It was the hardest thing I have ever done. The family really appreciated what I was able to do, and many of his friends and coworkers also appreciated. I'm not sure my sister heard any of it...despair does not even begin to describe her condition.

I knew that I would only be able to do this if I wrote my remarks as a speech. I knew I would never be able to go typical sermon style. I open with thanking my brother-in-law's employer (they have been unbelievably good to them..I have never heard of any company taking care of their people like this before), and then reading I Corinthians 13. Prayer was followed by two songs my sister wanted played (she waited to late to find someone to sing). I then read Ecclesiastes 3:1-13, delivered my address, and closed by reading from Psalms. I had planned to read Psalm 103:8-17.

For some weird reason, in error, I started reading Psalm 104:8-20...I thought I was reading 103. I realized my mistake at verse 10, but decided to continue reading, stop at a good point of completion and then read 103. Thankfully, no one noticed my error, and it only appeared that I had selected a longer portion of Scripture!

Now, the really interesting thing is this: My brother-law worked for ******** Wine & Spirits, a large southeastern alcohol distributor. Psalm 104:15 reads, "And wine that maketh glad the heart of man....." Maybe a big weird coincidence, just one of those odd things that happens at times like this.


You're a good man and an excellent brother Ray, you're sister will never forget what you did for her.

+1


Today was a very rough day. It was my last as the big dog at the firing range. My promotion means I have too much rank for my current position. Starting Monday I'll be back to doing a job Blake would love...

Law Enforcement!

I'll be a Flight Sergeant (Top Cop) for my shift.

It's bitter sweet. I've spent 11 years teaching and working on guns. I haven't written a ticket or responded to a 911 call since 2000.

Wish me luck!

Good luck brother! And yes, I'm jealous. :cool:

[jakespoppy]

Today was a very rough day. It was my last as the big dog at the firing range. My promotion means I have too much rank for my current position. Starting Monday I'll be back to doing a job Blake would love...

Law Enforcement!

I'll be a Flight Sergeant (Top Cop) for my shift.

It's bitter sweet. I've spent 11 years teaching and working on guns. I haven't written a ticket or responded to a 911 call since 2000.

Wish me luck!
Congratulations on your promotion, Rob! I know you've enjoyed running the gun range, but it's exciting that you'll be facing a new challenge. I'm sure you'll do great in this new role, too. Even though you've worked law enforcement before, sounds like you haven't done it at this rank, which means a new perspective. :thumbup1:

[Intrigued]

Well Top Cop, on my shift anyway. I mean afterall, the Commander is THE Top Cop on base. :lol:

Thanks.

I hope I enjoy my new job as much as I've enjoyed the old.

G'night B&B.

:frown2: I don't think your going to have anywhere near the emo-support to keep you entertained the way that Blake has at his job.
What will you do, what will you do? :a36:



I hope you enjoy it despite the lack of "entertainment" :laugh:

[blackfoot]

:frown2: I don't think your going to have anywhere near the emo-support to keep you entertained the way that Blake has at his job.
What will you do, what will you do? :a36:



I hope you enjoy it despite the lack of "entertainment" :laugh:

:lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

:frown2: I don't think your going to have anywhere near the emo-support to keep you entertained the way that Blake has at his job.
What will you do, what will you do? :a36:



I hope you enjoy it despite the lack of "entertainment" :laugh:


ROTFL.

I'm pretty sure the military still has a dress code and other policies against that sort of thing.

[sol92258]

"I can't believe you went to pick up a turkey without introducing yourself first. How rude of you. How presumptuous. A turkey has its own mind. Be kind."

[sol92258]

Today was a very rough day. It was my last as the big dog at the firing range. My promotion means I have too much rank for my current position. Starting Monday I'll be back to doing a job Blake would love...

Law Enforcement!

I'll be a Flight Sergeant (Top Cop) for my shift.

It's bitter sweet. I've spent 11 years teaching and working on guns. I haven't written a ticket or responded to a 911 call since 2000.

Wish me luck!

Dink Dink!

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/l_c5b66c98bcd6026c2e1c0dd22f593a68.jpg

[DFrancis]

Today was a very rough day. It was my last as the big dog at the firing range. My promotion means I have too much rank for my current position. Starting Monday I'll be back to doing a job Blake would love...

Law Enforcement!

I'll be a Flight Sergeant (Top Cop) for my shift.

It's bitter sweet. I've spent 11 years teaching and working on guns. I haven't written a ticket or responded to a 911 call since 2000.

Wish me luck!

Good luck Rob!

Will you be able to use your Ducati to chase down evil-doers?

[RichGem]

Good luck Rob!

Will you be able to use your Ducati to chase down evil-doers?

He's having the rocket-launched grappling hook installed as we speak. Physics be damned!

[Barber-Eile]

First I want to say that Ray - my thoughts are with you and your sister. You seem like you are being very strong in this tough time but remember there is nothing weak about grieving and we will understand if you are not around for a while.


I'll be a Flight Sergeant (Top Cop) for my shift.


Woo-hoo!
Top Rock!


"I can't believe you went to pick up a turkey without introducing yourself first. How rude of you. How presumptuous. A turkey has its own mind. Be kind."

I always bring flowers and chocolates when I go to pick up a turkey. I find it helps my chances considerably :lol:

[SRock]

Good luck brother! And yes, I'm jealous. :cool:

Thanks, Blake!


Congratulations on your promotion, Rob! I know you've enjoyed running the gun range, but it's exciting that you'll be facing a new challenge. I'm sure you'll do great in this new role, too. Even though you've worked law enforcement before, sounds like you haven't done it at this rank, which means a new perspective. :thumbup1:

Definitely a different perspective. Last time I was working full time as a cop I was one of the lowest ranking, now I will be the highest. I missed the whole middle tier of things from that perspective. Fortunately I have a good cast of Jr. NCO's who will help get me back up to speed and keep their Airman in line.


:frown2: I don't think your going to have anywhere near the emo-support to keep you entertained the way that Blake has at his job.
What will you do, what will you do? :a36:



I hope you enjoy it despite the lack of "entertainment" :laugh:

:lol:


ROTFL.

I'm pretty sure the military still has a dress code and other policies against that sort of thing.

:yesnod: but you'd still be amazed at the things we deal with. Maybe I'll be able to have story time similar to Blakes in the near future. :lol:


Dink Dink!

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/5/l_c5b66c98bcd6026c2e1c0dd22f593a68.jpg

:lol::lol:


Good luck Rob!

Will you be able to use your Ducati to chase down evil-doers?

Now, that would be cool!


He's having the rocket-launched grappling hook installed as we speak. Physics be damned!

:lol:


Woo-hoo!
Top Rock!

:thumbup1:

[GDCarrington]

Well Top Cop, on my shift anyway. I mean afterall, the Commander is THE Top Cop on base. :lol:

Thanks.

I hope I enjoy my new job as much as I've enjoyed the old.

G'night B&B.

Congratulations! :thumbup:

[GDCarrington]

Kilt Renters beware - New Rules in Effect

“If you are out and about in a kilt, then remember to show some decorum."

http://www.boston.com/news/world/europe/articles/2010/11/24/kilt_renters_told_wear_underwear/?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed4

[blackfoot]

:yesnod: but you'd still be amazed at the things we deal with. Maybe I'll be able to have story time similar to Blakes in the near future. :lol:

:thumbup::thumbup:

[sol92258]

Kilt Renters beware - New Rules in Effect

“If you are out and about in a kilt, then remember to show some decorum."

http://www.boston.com/news/world/europe/articles/2010/11/24/kilt_renters_told_wear_underwear/?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed4
well, that'll just ruin our Thanksgiving traditions....

[RichGem]

:thumbup::thumbup:

I am looking forward to "Story Time with Uncle Robbie" too.

[RichGem]

well, that'll just ruin our Thanksgiving traditions....

Probably a good thing, Jim. Tho I doubt it changes a thing at The Blake's house.

[gollum83]

His brother and sisters originally wanted to speak. About 10 minutes before the start they told me they could not do it. I had to make some last minutes changes, but I was not really surprised. The only way I was able to do what I did was to kind of separate myself in my mind. That's why I really didn't start grieving myself until Sunday.

I'm sure you did a fine job Ray. :001_smile


Today was a very rough day. It was my last as the big dog at the firing range. My promotion means I have too much rank for my current position. Starting Monday I'll be back to doing a job Blake would love...

Law Enforcement!

I'll be a Flight Sergeant (Top Cop) for my shift.

It's bitter sweet. I've spent 11 years teaching and working on guns. I haven't written a ticket or responded to a 911 call since 2000.

Wish me luck!

Congrats and good luck! :thumbup1:



Oh, and avoid Kryptonite.


:frown2: I don't think your going to have anywhere near the emo-support to keep you entertained the way that Blake has at his job.
What will you do, what will you do? :a36:

They don't let emos into the armed forces? Dang, Rob, you're missing out from what I heard. Ain't that right Blake? :lol:


Kilt Renters beware - New Rules in Effect

“If you are out and about in a kilt, then remember to show some decorum."

http://www.boston.com/news/world/europe/articles/2010/11/24/kilt_renters_told_wear_underwear/?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed4

Who rents a kilt? I mean that's like renting underwear. :blink:

[gollum83]

Probably a good thing, Jim. Tho I doubt it changes a thing at The Blake's house.

Probably not. I mean he doesn't pants. What makes you think he'll wear a kilt?

[blackfoot]

Probably a good thing, Jim. Tho I doubt it changes a thing at The Blake's house.

:lol::lol:


Who rents a kilt? I mean that's like renting underwear. :blink:

Actually, this is a big business. Lots of people rent them for special events.

[gollum83]

Actually, this is a big business. Lots of people rent them for special events.

I know that, but I don't know who would want to especially with the whole "You're not a real Scot unless you're bare under your kilt" thing. Um, yeah if that's the case, I'll pass on the communal kilt thank you very much. :eek:

[RichGem]

I know that, but I don't know who would want to especially with the whole "You're not a real Scot unless you're bare under your kilt" thing. Um, yeah if that's the case, I'll pass on the communal kilt thank you very much. :eek:

So... you're angling for the underwear rental concession? Is that it? :confused:

[sol92258]

hey, that actually gives me a business idea....disposable kilt liners! you can wear the liner to provide a sanitary boundary between kilt and, umm....you, and still go commando

who's in with me? :lol:

[RichGem]

hey, that actually gives me a business idea....disposable kilt liners! you can wear the liner to provide a sanitary boundary between kilt and, umm....you, and still go commando

who's in with me? :lol:

So, basically... a slip for a kilt. This just keeps getting weirder and weirder. :blink:

[gollum83]

So... you're angling for the underwear rental concession? Is that it? :confused:

Most empathically not! :eek2:

[sol92258]

So, basically... a slip for a kilt. This just keeps getting weirder and weirder. :blink:
no way, a slip is for dresses/women....:shifty:

[gollum83]

So, basically... a slip for a kilt. This just keeps getting weirder and weirder. :blink:

May as well wear a skirt there, Nancy. :lol:

[GFlanagan3]

have you guys been in the turkey? 133649 :blink::blink:

[Swampfox]

First I want to say that Ray - my thoughts are with you and your sister. You seem like you are being very strong in this tough time but remember there is nothing weak about grieving and we will understand if you are not around for a while.

Thanks, BE. It means a lot to hear things from all of you.


I'm sure you did a fine job Ray. :001_smile

Well, at least my sister didn't cuss me out like she did the van from the funeral home. :blink::blink::blink:

[gollum83]

have you guys been in the turkey?

No silly, the stuffing goes in the turkey.

[blackfoot]

I know that, but I don't know who would want to especially with the whole "You're not a real Scot unless you're bare under your kilt" thing. Um, yeah if that's the case, I'll pass on the communal kilt thank you very much. :eek:

:lol::lol:


hey, that actually gives me a business idea....disposable kilt liners! you can wear the liner to provide a sanitary boundary between kilt and, umm....you, and still go commando

who's in with me? :lol:

Brilliant! :w00t: :lol: