The Anything Thread

[RichGem]

1,000 internets for you! :thumbup:


http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1233928590_citizen%20kane%20clapping.gif


:lol::lol::lol: I expected nothing less from you. :thumbup1:



Thank you. *takes a bow*

[blackfoot]

10 pages, whoa!

Oh, and I'm still alive...

...that is all.

Pfft! Even if you weren't, they would just resurrect you in next month's issue. :rolleyes:

[RichGem]

Pfft! Even if you weren't, they would just resurrect you in next month's issue. :rolleyes:

Zombie SlagleRock! EEEEK *runs away*

[jakespoppy]

10 pages, whoa!

Oh, and I'm still alive...

...that is all.

Were you in danger unbeknownst to us? Someone got hold of some kryptonite? :blink:

(I've always wanted to use "unbeknownst")

[SRock]

Well, if you weren't, then this would be one of those really creepy posts. :blink:

Then it would fit in here just perfect! :lol:


Pfft! Even if you weren't, they would just resurrect you in next month's issue. :rolleyes:

Touche my pointy eared friend, touche.


Were you in danger unbeknownst to us? Someone got hold of some kryptonite? :blink:

(I've always wanted to use "unbeknownst")

No danger, just busy.

[RichGem]

Were you in danger unbeknownst to us? Someone got hold of some kryptonite? :blink:

(I've always wanted to use "unbeknownst")

Probably Mrs. SlagleRock.... she starches his UnderRoos with it before his physical fitness tests. :blink:

[SRock]

Probably Mrs. SlagleRock.... she starches his UnderRoos with it before his physical fitness tests. :blink:

:lol::lol::lol:

Nah, no need. I've learned to dial it back over the years. :lol:

[blackfoot]

Probably Mrs. SlagleRock.... she starches his UnderRoos with it before his physical fitness tests. :blink:

Who do we talk to about getting Rob a "Kryptonite Underoos" curtom title? :lol:

[RichGem]

Who do we talk to about getting Rob a "Kryptonite Underoos" curtom title? :lol:


Clearly not Rob. :lol:

I bet Ouch or Gruder would help! And, I second the motion.

[GDCarrington]

"The Kryptonite Underoos." This sounds like the name of a band who's music I more than likely would not stand! :001_rolle

[Swampfox]

"The Kryptonite Underoos." This sounds like the name of a band who's music I more than likely would not stand! :001_rolle

I thought that was Step 2 in the Pleiadean's plot to take over the world.

[Swampfox]

Here you go, Blake.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/batman.gif?w=450&h=420

[blackfoot]

Here you go, Blake.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/batman.gif?w=450&h=420

Hey, that is cool! :thumbup1:

Edit: Who is the guy in the center?

[RichGem]

Hey, that is cool! :thumbup1:

Edit: Who is the guy in the center?

He played Space Ghost. :001_rolle

[Swampfox]

Hey, that is cool! :thumbup1:

Edit: Who is the guy in the center?

The guy who has been the animated batman voice since the 90s.

[blackfoot]

The guy who has been the animated batman voice since the 90s.

Oh! I loved the animated series. :thumbup1:

[blackfoot]

Well, it was a beautiful afternoon here. Mid 70's and this should be the last day of it. So, I took the bike out.

I was only three miles or so out of town when I nearly got severely injured. I was in the left lane and approaching a road I was going to turn left onto. I turned on the turn signal, noticed a SUV that was a ways behind me and began braking. Since the vehicle behind had plenty of distance, I was paying attention to oncoming traffic. Suddenly, I hear tires squalling behind me and that SUV barreling down on me. The right lane was full so Neither of us could veer that direction. I was preparing to ditch it into the median. I would have laid down anyhow, but hopefully I could keep her up long enough to slow down some more. I figure I still would be pretty messed up but it would be better that a SUV up my arse. However, That was where the SUV went so, I re-centered in my lane and gunned it. The Jeep, or whatever it was, missed my rear tire by less than a foot. I think it was about 8", give or take.

I watched the thing blow by me, drop into the median an launch back out into oncoming traffic. He managed to keep from going completely into the other lane both lanes oncoming went into a frenzy trying to avoid the jeep. Miraculously, everyone missed everyone, including me!

When the horns quit blaring and tires stopped squalling, there was that Jeep and I sitting looking at each other on opposite sides of the median. I wanted to tell the driver I was impressed. They didn't do anything too skillful, but most drivers are not even that capable. However, the look on his face made it clear he was mad at me over the whole thing. Because it was obviously my fault he was playing with his cell phone or radio or whatever instead of paying attention to the vehicle in front of him. That is normal though. Any time someone nearly hits a motorcycle because they weren't paying attention, they seem to always act like it was the bike's fault. So, I rode off and let him figure out how to get back onto this side of the road. As much as I wanted to, I figured a fight was likely to ensue if I approached the vehicle to assist.

Oddly enough, I was pretty shaken by the incident. My hands were shaking for quite a while and I could feel my chest thumping for for even longer. I don't know why. But, I rode on and had a very nice hour and a half afternoon ride. :thumbup1:


In other news, I got called from work this afternoon. Apparently, the Captain had a family emergency and won't be in tonight. We don't know about tomorrow night. This news saddens me for his sake. However, I am also excited because that means I'm in charge tonight. This is what I do best and I love doing it. Odds are, the night will be horrible and I will regret it, but such is life.

[RichGem]

Well, it was a beautiful afternoon here. Mid 70's and this should be the last day of it. So, I took the bike out.

FTR, this is as far as I read before posting this response: glad you're OK.

(now, back to reading your post)

[RichGem]

FTR, this is as far as I read before posting this response: glad you're OK.

(now, back to reading your post)


+1 that was a close one!

[Intrigued]

Well, it was a beautiful afternoon here. Mid 70's and this should be the last day of it. So, I took the bike out.............




In other news, I got called from work this afternoon. Apparently, the Captain had a family emergency and won't be in tonight. We don't know about tomorrow night. This news saddens me for his sake. However, I am also excited because that means I'm in charge tonight. This is what I do best and I love doing it. Odds are, the night will be horrible and I will regret it, but such is life.

It will be a quiet night. :whistling:




FTR, this is as far as I read before posting this response: glad you're OK.

(now, back to reading your post)

ROTFL :lol::lol::lol:

[Intrigued]

How about some pumpkin pie. :w00t:

131933

[RichGem]

It will be a quiet night. :whistling:



:ihih:


How about some pumpkin pie. :w00t:

131933


Hmmm.... you sure "Crafty" didn't make that? :glare:


:biggrin:

[blackfoot]

FTR, this is as far as I read before posting this response: glad you're OK.

(now, back to reading your post)

This made me laugh so hard! CS-5! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


+1 that was a close one!

:lol::lol:


It will be a quiet night. :whistling:

:cursing: :lol:


How about some pumpkin pie. :w00t:

131933

That looks delicious! :drool:

[RichGem]

This made me laugh so hard! CS-5! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:



:w00t:

[Swampfox]

Look a chihuahua!

[Intrigued]

Pie? Where pie? :drool:


Someone said pie?

nomnom for me?
*points to mouth*

Would you care for a slice of pie. :001_smile

131940

[jakespoppy]

Here you go, Blake.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/batman.gif?w=450&h=420
This is incomplete. Where's Blake?

Well, it was a beautiful afternoon here. Mid 70's and this should be the last day of it. So, I took the bike out.............But, I rode on and had a very nice hour and a half afternoon ride. :thumbup1:
Wow, I'm glad you're okay! :thumbup1:

FTR, this is as far as I read before posting this response: glad you're OK.

(now, back to reading your post)
:lol::lol::lol:


It will be a quiet night. :whistling:
:lol::lol::lol: Well done! :thumbup1:


How about some pumpkin pie. :w00t:

131933
That looks deeeelish! I like the little pie crust dough leaves on top. :thumbup1::thumbup1::thumbup1:


Hmmm.... you sure "Crafty" didn't make that? :glare:
:w00t::w00t::w00t: It's been nice knowing ya, Richard.

[jakespoppy]

This weekend is going to be fun. Some of you know I play guitar in our church praise band, and this weekend our youth are having a weekend retreat, and they've asked us to come and play for them. So we are playing tonight, tomorrow morning and tomorrow night. We play very comtemporary music anyway, but since we're playing for just young people, we get to have even more fun with it. We've done this before, and it's a blast. So ya'll have fun here, and I'll check in later. :001_cool:

[blackfoot]

This weekend is going to be fun. Some of you know I play guitar in our church praise band, and this weekend our youth are having a weekend retreat, and they've asked us to come and play for them. So we are playing tonight, tomorrow morning and tomorrow night. We play very comtemporary music anyway, but since we're playing for just young people, we get to have even more fun with it. We've done this before, and it's a blast. So ya'll have fun here, and I'll check in later. :001_cool:

Have fun! :thumbup1:

[Intrigued]

Enjoy your weekend Randy! :thumbup:

[RichGem]

This weekend is going to be fun. Some of you know I play guitar in our church praise band, and this weekend our youth are having a weekend retreat, and they've asked us to come and play for them. So we are playing tonight, tomorrow morning and tomorrow night. We play very comtemporary music anyway, but since we're playing for just young people, we get to have even more fun with it. We've done this before, and it's a blast. So ya'll have fun here, and I'll check in later. :001_cool:


Don't forget to pick your G-string. :eek: :lol:

[Swampfox]

There is a rift in the B&B Continuum - I posted a shaving related thread. (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=2556533#post2556533)

[RichGem]

There is a rift in the B&B Continuum - I posted a shaving related thread. (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=2556533#post2556533)


Eeek. Penguins and children first!

[GFlanagan3]

how about some pumpkin pie. :w00t:

131933


131943

[RichGem]

131943

And just where have you been, young man?! :angry:

[Swampfox]

131943

Amigo!!!!! Where in the world have you been!?! :w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

[GFlanagan3]

And just where have you been, young man?! :angry:

Job 2:2 (New King James Version)

2 And the LORD said to Satan, “From where do you come?”
Satan answered the LORD and said, “From going to and fro on the earth, and from walking back and forth on it.” :lol::lol:

[Swampfox]

Job 2:2 (New King James Version)

2 And the LORD said to Satan, “From where do you come?”
Satan answered the LORD and said, “From going to and fro on the earth, and from walking back and forth on it.” :lol::lol:

Hmmm...so, you are Satan? :blink::blink::blink:

[GFlanagan3]

Amigo!!!!! Where in the world have you been!?! :w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

see above :)

[Swampfox]

On a sad note....one of Night Crawler's FB cat friends lost his sister today. She was half Abyssinian, and had been sick for a few weeks.

[RichGem]

Job 2:2 (New King James Version)

2 And the LORD said to Satan, “From where do you come?”
Satan answered the LORD and said, “From going to and fro on the earth, and from walking back and forth on it.” :lol::lol:

Your mother and I have been worried sick. How many times must we remind you to call if you know that you're going to be late!?

[GFlanagan3]

Hmmm...so, you are Satan? :blink::blink::blink:

131945 I am SURE some in my church think so :blink::blink:

[GFlanagan3]

Your mother and I have been worried sick. How many times must we remind you to call if you know that you're going to be late!?

I uhhhh lost the number?
:blushing::blushing:

[Swampfox]

131945 I am SURE some in my church think so :blink::blink:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

Can anyone explain to me -- it doesn't have to be a good explanation -- as to why in the H311 SYFY Chanel is now the "home" of the WWE?

[Swampfox]

Your mother and I have been worried sick. How many times must we remind you to call if you know that you're going to be late!?


I uhhhh lost the number?
:blushing::blushing:

Who's his mom, if you're the dad?

[Swampfox]

Can anyone explain to me -- it doesn't have to be a good explanation -- as to why in the H311 SYFY Chanel is now the "home" of the WWE?

Siffee has really gone down the crapper.

[Gruder]

Gentlemen, tonight, somewhere, in a place called Roanoke, Blake is in charge. :eek:

[Intrigued]

There is a rift in the B&B Continuum - I posted a shaving related thread. (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=2556533#post2556533)

Excellent post! :thumbup:

Now what do you think your doing messing with the Continuum, putting a big tear in it that will take all Blake's sewing skills to fix? :angry:

[GDCarrington]

Gentlemen, tonight, somewhere, in a place called Roanoke, Blake is in charge. :eek:

Chad, just great, now you have us all concerned with that thought! :001_rolle

[RichGem]

Gentlemen, tonight, somewhere, in a place called Roanoke, Blake is in charge. :eek:

Too bad we don't know anyone else there who can go to the hospital to cause havoc, I mean, uh, visit Blake.

[RichGem]

Gentlemen, tonight, somewhere, in a place called Roanoke, Blake is in charge. :eek:

I wonder if he's telling people that they will respect his authori-tie.

Maybe he's just wearing the "Keep Back 200 ft." banner with the chaps.

[GFlanagan3]

Gentlemen, tonight, somewhere, in a place called Roanoke, Blake is in charge. :eek:

in charge of WHAT.....say.....has he been in Cali latley??? hmmmm could explain stuff :glare:

[OldSaw]

Well, it was a beautiful afternoon here. Mid 70's and this should be the last day of it. So, I took the bike out.

I was only three miles or so out of town when I nearly got severely injured. I was in the left lane and approaching a road I was going to turn left onto. I turned on the turn signal, noticed a SUV that was a ways behind me and began braking. Since the vehicle behind had plenty of distance, I was paying attention to oncoming traffic. Suddenly, I hear tires squalling behind me and that SUV barreling down on me. The right lane was full so Neither of us could veer that direction. I was preparing to ditch it into the median. I would have laid down anyhow, but hopefully I could keep her up long enough to slow down some more. I figure I still would be pretty messed up but it would be better that a SUV up my arse. However, That was where the SUV went so, I re-centered in my lane and gunned it. The Jeep, or whatever it was, missed my rear tire by less than a foot. I think it was about 8", give or take.

I watched the thing blow by me, drop into the median an launch back out into oncoming traffic. He managed to keep from going completely into the other lane both lanes oncoming went into a frenzy trying to avoid the jeep. Miraculously, everyone missed everyone, including me!

When the horns quit blaring and tires stopped squalling, there was that Jeep and I sitting looking at each other on opposite sides of the median. I wanted to tell the driver I was impressed. They didn't do anything too skillful, but most drivers are not even that capable. However, the look on his face made it clear he was mad at me over the whole thing. Because it was obviously my fault he was playing with his cell phone or radio or whatever instead of paying attention to the vehicle in front of him. That is normal though. Any time someone nearly hits a motorcycle because they weren't paying attention, they seem to always act like it was the bike's fault. So, I rode off and let him figure out how to get back onto this side of the road. As much as I wanted to, I figured a fight was likely to ensue if I approached the vehicle to assist.

Oddly enough, I was pretty shaken by the incident. My hands were shaking for quite a while and I could feel my chest thumping for for even longer. I don't know why. But, I rode on and had a very nice hour and a half afternoon ride. :thumbup1:


In other news, I got called from work this afternoon. Apparently, the Captain had a family emergency and won't be in tonight. We don't know about tomorrow night. This news saddens me for his sake. However, I am also excited because that means I'm in charge tonight. This is what I do best and I love doing it. Odds are, the night will be horrible and I will regret it, but such is life.

Wow! Glad you survived and resisted the urge to take the other guy on a canoe trip.

Had my own incident today in Jersey City. I was at a warehouse trying to get set up to back into a dock when another driver started blasting his horn at me and shouting that I was about to block the space he was going to back into. I stopped and he blew right across my front bumper. I jumped out of my truck to see what his major malfunction was. Then I decided it wasn't worth it, as the place was an absolute zoo and it was inevitable that tempers would start flying. I was already waiting and getting lined up, this guy just came in the gate from the street and acted like he owned the place.

We had to wait inside the warehouse for our trucks to get loaded and then get our paperwork. While standing there the other driver came by and offered me a big apology and shook my hand. I was glad it turned out that way, especially since nearly everyone is bigger than me and I don't like fighting anyway. I almost invited him on a canoe trip, but figured it wouldn't be very forgiving if I was going to be calculating.

[RichGem]

in charge of WHAT.....say.....has he been in Cali latley??? hmmmm could explain stuff :glare:

No, he was out riding his trikey and almost got creamed.

[GDCarrington]

I wonder if he's telling people that they will respect his authori-tie.

Maybe he's just wearing the "Keep Back 200 ft." banner with the chaps.

Eye bleach please! :ohmy:

[Intrigued]

Gentlemen, tonight, somewhere, in a place called Roanoke, Blake is in charge. :eek:


Chad, just great, now you have us all concerned with that thought! :001_rolle

No, no, no don't worry. I told Blake it was going to be a quiet night so now he's going to be too busy to get into any trouble. :lol::lol::lol:

[GDCarrington]

No, no, no don't worry. I told Blake it was going to be a quiet night so now he's going to be too busy to get into any trouble. :lol::lol::lol:

Heh, heh, heh. Another quiet night. Hmm! :001_rolle

[Swampfox]

Gentlemen, tonight, somewhere, in a place called Roanoke, Blake is in charge. :eek:

:blink::blink::blink:


Excellent post! :thumbup:

Now what do you think your doing messing with the Continuum, putting a big tear in it that will take all Blake's sewing skills to fix? :angry:

TY


Too bad we don't know anyone else there who can go to the hospital to cause havoc, I mean, uh, visit Blake.

Skklog.


I wonder if he's telling people that they will respect his authori-tie.

Maybe he's just wearing the "Keep Back 200 ft." banner with the chaps.

He didn't wear them earlier.


Wow! Glad you survived and resisted the urge to take the other guy on a canoe trip.

Had my own incident today in Jersey City. I was at a warehouse trying to get set up to back into a dock when another driver started blasting his horn at me and shouting that I was about to block the space he was going to back into. I stopped and he blew right across my front bumper. I jumped out of my truck to see what his major malfunction was. Then I decided it wasn't worth it, as the place was an absolute zoo and it was inevitable that tempers would start flying. I was already waiting and getting lined up, this guy just came in the gate from the street and acted like he owned the place.

We had to wait inside the warehouse for our trucks to get loaded and then get our paperwork. While standing there the other driver came by and offered me a big apology and shook my hand. I was glad it turned out that way, especially since nearly everyone is bigger than me and I don't like fighting anyway. I almost invited him on a canoe trip, but figured it wouldn't be very forgiving if I was going to be calculating.

:blink: Glad everything worked out. Sometimes people just don't think.

[GFlanagan3]

Eye bleach please! :ohmy:

well it's good to see SOME THINGS don't change around here

[OldSaw]

Gentlemen, tonight, somewhere, in a place called Roanoke, Blake is in charge. :eek:

Not Charles?

[OldSaw]

Gentlemen, tonight, somewhere, in a place called Roanoke, Blake is in charge. :eek:


Chad, just great, now you have us all concerned with that thought! :001_rolle


Too bad we don't know anyone else there who can go to the hospital to cause havoc, I mean, uh, visit Blake.


I wonder if he's telling people that they will respect his authori-tie.

Maybe he's just wearing the "Keep Back 200 ft." banner with the chaps.


in charge of WHAT.....say.....has he been in Cali latley??? hmmmm could explain stuff :glare:

Glad I'm in New Jersey.

[OldSaw]

Good night from Bloomsbury, NJ.

[RichGem]

well it's good to see SOME THINGS don't change around here

How is it that you're just joining the Czardom now? <head scratch>

[GFlanagan3]

How is it that you're just joining the Czardom now? <head scratch>

I am RE-Joining....long story :001_cool:

[RichGem]

I am RE-Joining....long story :001_cool:

Um, OK.

[Swampfox]

I am RE-Joining....long story :001_cool:

Glad to have you back. I needed another Tarheel around here.

[Intrigued]

I am RE-Joining....long story :001_cool:

No, I think that was the short story. :blink:

You want a long story you got to go to Blake. :lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

Glad to have you back. I needed another Tarheel around here.

Better tar on your heel than TP.

[RichGem]

No, I think that was the short story. :blink:

You want a long story you got to go to Blake. :lol::lol::lol:

Whatever you do, don't get on a motorcycle with him.

[GFlanagan3]

No, I think that was the short story. :blink:

You want a long story you got to go to Blake. :lol::lol::lol:



THAT is true:lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

Why the heck am I watching "Prince of Persia" and why the heck does Jake Gyllenhall (and others) have a British accent? :blink: :confused:

[GDCarrington]

Why the heck am I watching "Prince of Persia" and why the heck does Jake Gyllenhall (and others) have a British accent? :blink: :confused:

Maybe Blake is sending non-sympathetic vibes to make you watch it? He is suppose to be in charge you know. :001_rolle

[GFlanagan3]

should I be worried that they are asking about semi automatics in the speakeasy....hmmmm guns and alcohol ...for that matter shaving and alcohol don't mix...do they?:huh::huh:

[GDCarrington]

should I be worried that they are asking about semi automatics in the speakeasy....hmmmm guns and alcohol ...for that matter shaving and alcohol don't mix...do they?:huh::huh:

Well, shaving and After Shave does, but I don't think that is what is on the agenda in the Speakeasy.

[GFlanagan3]

Well, shaving and After Shave does, but I don't think that is what is on the agenda in the Speakeasy.

true dat :thumbup1:

[blackfoot]

Job 2:2 (New King James Version)

2 And the LORD said to Satan, “From where do you come?”
Satan answered the LORD and said, “From going to and fro on the earth, and from walking back and forth on it.” :lol::lol:

Best answer ever. :thumbup:


Excellent post! :thumbup:

Now what do you think your doing messing with the Continuum, putting a big tear in it that will take all Blake's sewing skills to fix? :angry:

Crafty may have to help.


Too bad we don't know anyone else there who can go to the hospital to cause havoc, I mean, uh, visit Blake.

:angry:


I wonder if he's telling people that they will respect his authori-tie.

Maybe he's just wearing the "Keep Back 200 ft." banner with the chaps.

:lol::lol:


in charge of WHAT.....say.....has he been in Cali latley??? hmmmm could explain stuff :glare:

Actually, I work in Fort Wayne. Biggest hospital in the area. :thumbup1:


Wow! Glad you survived and resisted the urge to take the other guy on a canoe trip.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


No, I think that was the short story. :blink:

You want a long story you got to go to Blake. :lol::lol::lol:

:blushing:


should I be worried that they are asking about semi automatics in the speakeasy....hmmmm guns and alcohol ...for that matter shaving and alcohol don't mix...do they?:huh::huh:

Booze an guns is a brilliant idea! For Klog's bachelor party, I arrived with two gallons of Long Island Iced Tea made up and ready for Coke, several guns, a compound bow and a long bow, an atlatl and bunch of fireworks! :w00t: Maybe some hot dogs and chips, IIRC. :thumbup:

In all fairness, the weapons were not put to use until morning.

One more thing I forgot. Today was Mrs. Blackfoot's last day at her current/former job. She starts a new one on Monday morning. :thumbup1:

[Intrigued]

:w00t: I like your long stories Blake! :w00t:


Big Congratulations to Mrs Blackfoot on her new job! :thumbup:

[GFlanagan3]

Best answer ever. :thumbup:[QUOTE]

thanks but I can't take credit




[QUOTE=blackfoot;2556811]

Actually, I work in Fort Wayne. Biggest hospital in the area. :thumbup1:[QUOTE]

I remember :lol::lol:



[QUOTE=blackfoot;2556811]

Booze an guns is a brilliant idea! For Klog's bachelor party, I arrived with two gallons of Long Island Iced Tea made up and ready for Coke, several guns, a compound bow and a long bow, an atlatl and bunch of fireworks! :w00t: Maybe some hot dogs and chips, IIRC. :thumbup:

In all fairness, the weapons were not put to use until morning.

One more thing I forgot. Today was Mrs. Blackfoot's last day at her current/former job. She starts a new one on Monday morning. :thumbup1:
an atltl? :blink::blink: just how long ago did he get married? grats on the Mrs. new job....but does she get a raise and will you get new shaving toys IF she does...inquiring minds want to know :thumbup::thumbup:

[RichGem]

Yep, 'grats and good luck to Mrs. B.

[sol92258]

"Ok, we've got red, and orange, and a kind of pinky-purpley. Now go ahead. Dip and lick, dip and lick. Niiiice."

[GFlanagan3]

"Ok, we've got red, and orange, and a kind of pinky-purpley. Now go ahead. Dip and lick, dip and lick. Niiiice."

ummmmm ok:blink::blink:

[sol92258]

"Take my legs, and give me springs. So I can jump. Jumping's fun! Jump... jump... Uh-oh, low ceiling! Oh! Oh... Can I have smaller springs? Thank you."

[GDCarrington]

"Take my legs, and give me springs. So I can jump. Jumping's fun! Jump... jump... Uh-oh, low ceiling! Oh! Oh... Can I have smaller springs? Thank you."

v58argQ3l-M

[GFlanagan3]

"Take my legs, and give me springs. So I can jump. Jumping's fun! Jump... jump... Uh-oh, low ceiling! Oh! Oh... Can I have smaller springs? Thank you."
when they knock on the door 131956 don't fight it...go quietly :blink::blink:

[GDCarrington]

when they knock on the door 131956 don't fight it...go quietly :blink::blink:

l-lJZiqZaGA

[GFlanagan3]

l-lJZiqZaGA

:thumbup::thumbup: good song

[gollum83]

A moon pie is a pastry which consists of two round graham cracker cookies, with marshmallow filling in the center, dipped in chocolate or other flavors. The traditional pie is about 3 inches (76 mm) in diameter.

Moon pies! Those things are awesome but a pain in the arse to find around here.


10 pages, whoa!

Oh, and I'm still alive...

...that is all.

Thank goodness. This would kind of awkward carrying on a running commentary with someone from beyond the grave. :lol:


Pfft! Even if you weren't, they would just resurrect you in next month's issue. :rolleyes:

Yeah it's amazing what you can do in comics. You can die, be resurrected. Die, be replaced by a young version of yourself from an alternate timeline. Have your back broken and miraculously return at a later date to fight crime. Make a deal with the devil to forget your marriage, save your aunt in the process and some how still fight evil... :001_rolle


Were you in danger unbeknownst to us? Someone got hold of some kryptonite? :blink:

(I've always wanted to use "unbeknownst")

Kryptonite? I see no kroptonite... :whistling:


Here you go, Blake.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/batman.gif?w=450&h=420

Thank goodness they only show the cowls! I don't think I could take seeing both Val Kilmer and George Clooney in the full glory of the Batman nipple suits. :eek:


Hey, that is cool! :thumbup1:

Edit: Who is the guy in the center?

Kevin Conroy, voice of the animated Batman. :001_cool:


Would you care for a slice of pie. :001_smile

131940

Pumpkin?!?! I was promised Cherry. :angry:


There is a rift in the B&B Continuum - I posted a shaving related thread. (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=2556533#post2556533)

http://walsho.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ohnoes.jpeg


Eeek. Penguins and children first!

The mark of a true leader. :lol:


Job 2:2 (New King James Version)

2 And the LORD said to Satan, “From where do you come?”
Satan answered the LORD and said, “From going to and fro on the earth, and from walking back and forth on it.” :lol::lol:

:blink::blink::blink:


Hmmm...so, you are Satan? :blink::blink::blink:

Umm.... :001_unsur


I am SURE some in my church think so :blink::blink:

Well the hooves are kind of a giveaway. :eek:


well it's good to see SOME THINGS don't change around here

Eye bleach is good. Needing eye bleach, not so much.


I am RE-Joining....long story :001_cool:

Storytime! :w00t:http://www.smiley-faces.org/smiley-faces/smiley-face-popcorn.gif


Why the heck am I watching "Prince of Persia" and why the heck does Jake Gyllenhall (and others) have a British accent? :blink: :confused:

Silly penguin, all Persians speak with a British accent. :tongue_sm


Booze an guns is a brilliant idea!

For Klog's bachelor party, I arrived with two gallons of Long Island Iced Tea made up and ready for Coke, several guns, a compound bow and a long bow, an atlatl and bunch of fireworks! :w00t: Maybe some hot dogs and chips, IIRC. :thumbup:

Did anyone survive this bachelor party? :blink::blink::blink:

[GFlanagan3]

Did anyone survive this bachelor party? :blink::blink::blink:

well OBVIOUSLY not....the groom got married!!!! :blink::blink:

[gollum83]

well OBVIOUSLY not....the groom got married!!!! :blink::blink:

May he rest in pieces. :001_rolle

[GFlanagan3]

May he rest in pieces. :001_rolle

oh...that he will...that he will :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

Why the heck am I watching "Prince of Persia" and why the heck does Jake Gyllenhall (and others) have a British accent? :blink: :confused:

Jake's "accent" and the hammy acting all around got to be too much. I shut it off about 45 min. into the movie.

[jakespoppy]

Have fun! :thumbup1:


Enjoy your weekend Randy! :thumbup:


Don't forget to pick your G-string. :eek: :lol:Thanks to all! Fun is being had, the G-string has been picked, and will be picked some more, and the kids are already responding. :thumbup1:


There is a rift in the B&B Continuum - I posted a shaving related thread. (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=2556533#post2556533):blink::blink ::blink:


Gentlemen, tonight, somewhere, in a place called Roanoke, Blake is in charge. :eek::blink::blink::blink:


......While standing there the other driver came by and offered me a big apology and shook my hand. I was glad it turned out that way......Glad this had a happy ending, Dennis. You put on way too many miles to get dragged into a "road rage" incident.


Whatever you do, don't get on a motorcycle with him.Or a houseboat, or a canoe, or.........


.......One more thing I forgot. Today was Mrs. Blackfoot's last day at her current/former job. She starts a new one on Monday morning. :thumbup1:
That's great, Blake. Now you get pancakes for breakfast, right? :thumbup1:

[jakespoppy]

Jake's "accent" and the hammy acting all around got to be too much. I shut it off about 45 min. into the movie.

5 minutes of staring in shocked curiosity is understandable, but the other 40 minutes? :blink:

[RichGem]

5 minutes of staring in shocked curiosity is understandable, but the other 40 minutes? :blink:

In my defense, I was distracted by concurrent B&B-ing.

[jakespoppy]

Sorry to hit, roll and run, but I gotta go get the G-string tuned up. :001_cool:

[jakespoppy]

In my defense, I was distracted by concurrent B&B-ing.

That's not a defense, that's a perfectly valid explanation. :thumbup1:

[OldSaw]

Whatever you do, don't get on a motorcycle with him.

...or a canoe.

[Gruder]

...or a canoe.

...or a tuna.

[blackfoot]

:w00t: I like your long stories Blake! :w00t:

Thanks :cool:


Big Congratulations to Mrs Blackfoot on her new job! :thumbup:

I will pass it on. :thumbup1:


an atltl? :blink::blink: just how long ago did he get married? grats on the Mrs. new job....but does she get a raise and will you get new shaving toys IF she does...inquiring minds want to know :thumbup::thumbup:

Weapons are a hobby of mine. That is one of the more unusual that most people don't recognize.

http://www.ohiohistorycentral.org/images/38.gif


Yep, 'grats and good luck to Mrs. B.

:thumbup1:


Did anyone survive this bachelor party? :blink::blink::blink:

Most of the wedding party, at least. Dad taught me you can't carry out a major operation without a few casualties. :cool:


That's great, Blake. Now you get pancakes for breakfast, right? :thumbup1:

:biggrin1:

I got some unexpected good news tonight. As of November 20, I am Lieutenant again! :thumbup: I have to switch my weekends but otherwise, it is good thing. I will get to work with one friend from another department that works opposite weekends from me right now. But, I lose the two officers on my weekend that I really enjoy working wwith. It's a trade off. But, I am Lt. again!

Short version is, The kiss up Lt. that went behind the Captain and I's back to get the position will be going to days and a great officer from days is coming to nights.

In other news, I rode to work last night and nothing happened! :thumbup:

[blackfoot]

...or a tuna.

:lol::lol:

[RichGem]

I got some unexpected good news tonight. As of November 20, I am Lieutenant again! :thumbup: I have to switch my weekends but otherwise, it is good thing. I will get to work with one friend from another department that works opposite weekends from me right now. But, I lose the two officers on my weekend that I really enjoy working wwith. It's a trade off. But, I am Lt. again!

Short version is, The kiss up Lt. that went behind the Captain and I's back to get the position will be going to days and a great officer from days is coming to nights.

In other news, I rode to work last night and nothing happened! :thumbup:


:w00t:

[GFlanagan3]

I got some unexpected good news tonight. As of November 20, I am Lieutenant again! :thumbup: :

SAAAA-Lute 131983 Lt Dan! err..well whatever :lol::lol:

[Swampfox]

Why the heck am I watching "Prince of Persia" and why the heck does Jake Gyllenhall (and others) have a British accent? :blink: :confused:

Well, I never had much interest in it,and definitely not anymore.


should I be worried that they are asking about semi automatics in the speakeasy....hmmmm guns and alcohol ...for that matter shaving and alcohol don't mix...do they?:huh::huh:

Nah, it's just talk.


Well, shaving and After Shave does, but I don't think that is what is on the agenda in the Speakeasy.

It never is. And they say the Clown House is a hotbed for troublemakers.

Later, dudes. The wife says I have to get off the computer and take a shower. Apparently, I stink.

[GDCarrington]

Sorry to hit, roll and run, but I gotta go get the G-string tuned up. :001_cool:

I hope your playing the Guitar and not talking about the other G-String! :001_rolle

[skklog]

paper stop motion!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAue4hnH8-A&feature=player_embedded

[gollum83]

Weapons are a hobby of mine. That is one of the more unusual that most people don't recognize.

http://www.ohiohistorycentral.org/images/38.gif

And once again things come full circle and the whole no pants thing rears its ugly ugly head in unusual fashion. :lol::lol:

[GDCarrington]

And once again things come full circle and the whole no pants thing rears its ugly ugly head in unusual fashion. :lol::lol:

Shouldn't it be: "and the whole no pants thing rears its ugly ugly rear in unusual fashion!" :lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

And once again things come full circle and the whole no pants thing rears its ugly ugly head in unusual fashion. :lol::lol:

Well, that's a much safer comment then the one I would have made.

[gollum83]

Shouldn't it be: "and the whole no pants thing rears its ugly ugly rear in unusual fashion!" :lol::lol::lol:

So sue me, I was struggling with an appropriate comment here. :001_tt2:


Well, that's a much safer comment then the one I would have made.

Yes, yes... believe you and me, he made this quite difficult to do so... :laugh:

[GDCarrington]

Quotation: And, strangest of all, they don’t have pants.

http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/movies/story.html?id=2241635

[RichGem]

Quotation: And, strangest of all, they don’t have pants.

http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/movies/story.html?id=2241635

From there:




I’m sorry, but can I just say how much the pants thing creeped me out? Even Shrek wore leggings below his tunic, for pants’ sake! I found myself pondering ...-related issues that have no place in a family-friendly film. Pantless 51 is more like it.

[GDCarrington]

From there:

Could it be that Blake moonlighted and worked on this movie and has not disclosed this to the rest of us. :001_rolle

[RichGem]

Could it be that Blake moonlighted and worked on this movie and has not disclosed this to the rest of us. :001_rolle

I guess we'd have to ask skklog if Blake's really "shrek green." :eek:

[gollum83]

I guess we'd have to ask skklog if Blake's really "shrek green." :eek:

I don't know. Does Blake typical wear a belt but no pants? :blink:

And funny you should mention Skklog. That article mentioned something about Planet of the Japes... :blink:

[Gruder]

Congratulations, Blake!

[GFlanagan3]

I don't know. Does Blake typical wear a belt but no pants? :blink:


I for one.....dont REALLY want to know that!:blink::blink:

[Swampfox]

I picked up my new glasses today...both pairs. :thumbup:

[blackfoot]

And once again things come full circle and the whole no pants thing rears its ugly ugly head in unusual fashion. :lol::lol:

*facepalm*


I guess we'd have to ask skklog if Blake's really "shrek green." :eek:

Randy, Ray, BurnWood, Rob, and Dennis can al testify. :thumbup1:


I don't know. Does Blake typical wear a belt but no pants? :blink:

And funny you should mention Skklog. That article mentioned something about Planet of the Japes... :blink:

:lol::lol::lol:


Congratulations, Blake!

Thanks Chad. :thumbup:

[blackfoot]

I picked up my new glasses today...both pairs. :thumbup:

Took longer than you hoped, didn't it? Congratulations.

[Intrigued]

I got some unexpected good news tonight. As of November 20, I am Lieutenant again! :thumbup: I have to switch my weekends but otherwise, it is good thing. I will get to work with one friend from another department that works opposite weekends from me right now. But, I lose the two officers on my weekend that I really enjoy working wwith. It's a trade off. But, I am Lt. again!

Short version is, The kiss up Lt. that went behind the Captain and I's back to get the position will be going to days and a great officer from days is coming to nights.

In other news, I rode to work last night and nothing happened! :thumbup:

Congratulations! :thumbup:

Congratulations! :blink::w00t::thumbup1:


I picked up my new glasses today...both pairs. :thumbup:


Great, now maybe you'll do less of this..... :blink::blink::blink:

and more of this....... :cool2::cool2::cool2:

[Swampfox]

Took longer than you hoped, didn't it? Congratulations.

Yeah. They were supposed to have been in on Tuesday, but there was a breakage of some kind at the lab, so they had to start all over. Both pairs arrived, so I was able to pick them up at the same time. One is a version of the browline and the other is black plastic frames. I went full nerd this time.


Great, now maybe you'll do less of this..... :blink::blink::blink:

and more of this....... :cool2::cool2::cool2:

I iz awlwyz kewl.

[gollum83]

I for one.....dont REALLY want to know that!:blink::blink:

Quiet you. Of course you do. :tongue_sm


*facepalm*

Hey, you only have yourself to blame here, mister. :laugh:


\Great, now maybe you'll do less of this..... :blink::blink::blink:

and more of this....... :cool2::cool2::cool2:

If he had any problems seeing wouldn't he be more prone to squinting than blinking? :001_huh:

[RichGem]

*whew* for a second there, I was afraid we were getting "closed" too. Phil's been workin' overtime. But, it needed to be done and I guess the "new mods" get to do all the work. :biggrin:

[Swampfox]

*whew* for a second there, I was afraid we were getting "closed" too. Phil's been workin' overtime. But, it needed to be done and I guess the "new mods" get to do all the work. :biggrin:

They really let those threads run longer than I expected. I probably post-doped those more than anyone, so I guess I am lucky they didn't close me. :lol: And at least they didn't merge us into "The New Tipping the Moderator into a Missile in California For Anything Thread".

[gollum83]

*whew* for a second there, I was afraid we were getting "closed" too. Phil's been workin' overtime. But, it needed to be done and I guess the "new mods" get to do all the work. :biggrin:

Honestly, I didn't get why they reopened some of the older threads like Stan the Man to begin with. Doing that lessened it and Springs1.

[Swampfox]

Honestly, I didn't get why they reopened some of the older threads like Stan the Man to begin with. Doing that lessened it and Springs1.

True, and I helped in any way I possibly could.

[GDCarrington]

True, and I helped in any way I possibly could.

Come now, could anyone truly lessen Springs1? :001_rolle

[gollum83]

True, and I helped in any way I possibly could.

Yes, you're good like that. :lol::lol::lol:

[Swampfox]

Come now, could anyone truly lessen Springs1? :001_rolle

Well.....


Yes, you're good like that. :lol::lol::lol:

Indeed i am. And proud of it! :lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

Come now, could anyone truly lessen Springs1? :001_rolle

Or lesson her, for that matter.

[GDCarrington]

Or lesson her, for that matter.

Difference between Southern English and Proper English:
Learn vs Learn

Proper English uses the word learn to convey information in a manner of instruction to edify. Example: Today you will learn how to build a wooden box.

Southern English uses the word learn to convey information in a manner of punishment. Example: I will learn you not to sass or you will be in a wooden box!

[Swampfox]

Difference between Southern English and Proper English:
Learn vs Learn

Proper English uses the word learn to convey information in a manner of instruction to edify. Example: Today you will learn how to build a wooden box.

Southern English uses the word learn to convey information in a manner of punishment. Example: I will learn you not to sass or you will be in a wooden box!

Why are you planning to put Rich in a wooden box? :blink::blink::blink:

[RichGem]

Difference between Southern English and Proper English:
Learn vs Learn

Proper English uses the word learn to convey information in a manner of instruction to edify. Example: Today you will learn how to build a wooden box.

Southern English uses the word learn to convey information in a manner of punishment. Example: I will learn you not to sass or you will be in a wooden box!

My point precisely.

[RichGem]

Why are you planning to put Rich in a wooden box? :blink::blink::blink:

He keeps telling me that it's easier to refrigerate than an entire dacha. :glare:

[Intrigued]

Saturday Night Fights!

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[GDCarrington]

Looking for Springs1

http://www.parentsconnect.com/editorial_images/11/boy-hiding-in-cardboard-box-280x280.jpg

[Intrigued]

Looking for Springs1

http://www.parentsconnect.com/editorial_images/11/boy-hiding-in-cardboard-box-280x280.jpg

:blink: Now why would you want to go looking for her? :glare:

[Swampfox]

My point precisely.

:huh:

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbs74wljbJ1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

[Swampfox]

He keeps telling me that it's easier to refrigerate than an entire dacha. :glare:

:blink:



Saturday Night Fights!

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So, what did the dog do this time?

[RichGem]

:huh:

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbs74wljbJ1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

:blink:

[GDCarrington]

:huh:

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbs74wljbJ1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

Should we all wear slippers to lessen the impact? :blink:

[gollum83]

He keeps telling me that it's easier to refrigerate than an entire dacha. :glare:

How big is this box? :blink:

[Swampfox]

:blink:


Should we all wear slippers to lessen the impact? :blink:

Well, it's true. Those people never believe in zombies.

[gollum83]

Should we all wear slippers to lessen the impact? :blink:

Just be happy it wasn't a steal toe boot. :lol:

[RichGem]

Blake has been spotted! (at 21 sec. in).

REdE-YyVmdQ

[GDCarrington]

Well, it's true. Those people never believe in zombies.

But more important, do zombies believe in you! :001_rolle

[GDCarrington]

Blake has been spotted! (at 21 sec. in).

REdE-YyVmdQ

At time marker 0:23, I presume. :001_rolle

[Intrigued]

So, what did the dog do this time?

:lol: Sometimes our 20lb dog decides to let our 8lb, no front claw cat win. :thumbup1:

[RichGem]

At time marker 0:23, I presume. :001_rolle

Starts at 0:21. :tongue:

[blackfoot]

Blake has been spotted! (at 21 sec. in).

REdE-YyVmdQ

:lol::lol:

[gollum83]

But more important, do zombies believe in you! :001_rolle

They would have to. It's kind of hard to sustain oneself on figment brains.

[SRock]

Congrats, Lt. Blake!


Who do we talk to about getting Rob a "Kryptonite Underoos" curtom title? :lol:

:nonod: It's not something I said, its something YOU said. That's not how it works.


Clearly not Rob. :lol:

I bet Ouch or Gruder would help! And, I second the motion.

:nonod:


*whew* for a second there, I was afraid we were getting "closed" too. Phil's been workin' overtime. But, it needed to be done and I guess the "new mods" get to do all the work. :biggrin:

:clap::clap::clap::clap: Yay, Phil! Last time I did the major clean up was almost a year ago. The crap in the CH was due for some cleanup!

[sol92258]

Job 2:2 (New King James Version)

2 And the LORD said to Satan, “From where do you come?”
Satan answered the LORD and said, “From going to and fro on the earth, and from walking back and forth on it.” :lol::lol:
something, something, something....dark side

[DFrancis]

:clap::clap::clap::clap: Yay, Phil! Last time I did the major clean up was almost a year ago. The crap in the CH was due for some cleanup!

It's sad but true, the three now locked threads were all kinda going down the same road as all being "new" anything threads with added bacony goodness.

[SRock]

It's sad but true, the three now locked threads were all kinda going down the same road as all being "new" anything threads that serve absolutely no fruitful/beneficial purpose whatsoever

ftfy :lol:

[DFrancis]

ftfy :lol:

While that is also true, I prefer the bacony goodness.

[SRock]

While that is also true, I prefer the bacony goodness.

http://www.myteespot.com/images/thumbs/img_I1sK4c.jpg

[GFlanagan3]

Why are you planning to put Rich in a wooden box? :blink::blink::blink:

it's pointless he just peck err umm get out again


My point precisely.

you actually have a point? :blink::blink:


How big is this box? :blink:

well it's about....say wait a minute! does it really matter...leave them alone they have carpentry to do!


something, something, something....dark side

please...I can't STAND Springsteen


While that is also true, I prefer the bacony goodness.

as IF there is such a thing as bacony badness ..unless bacon is super bad :thumbup::thumbup:

so ends my first flood in a LONG time

[blackfoot]

Congrats, Lt. Blake!

Thank you Master Sergeant Slagle!


:nonod: It's not something I said, its something YOU said. That's not how it works.

Then I call shenanigans! I never actually said my custom title. Someone said that about Gloldenmonkey and I laughed and said it should be his custom title. Next thing I know, that had bit me in the bum. :lol::lol::lol:


It's sad but true, the three now locked threads were all kinda going down the same road as all being "new" anything threads with added bacony goodness.

I got bored with them a while back and rarely checked on them. In fact, this is the first I knew anything had happened. :001_rolle


http://www.myteespot.com/images/thumbs/img_I1sK4c.jpg

:thumbup:

[sol92258]

please...I can't STAND Springsteen

*scratches head* Springsteen? I'm also not a fan, which may explain why I'm not seeing the connection between Springsteen and Family Guy Star Wars....

[RichGem]

Then I call shenanigans! I never actually said my custom title. Someone said that about Gloldenmonkey and I laughed and said it should be his custom title. Next thing I know, that had bit me in the bum. :lol::lol::lol:




Well, if you had had pants on.....


(oh, and I'm sure, dear Mods, that's *not* something Blake would want for a new custom title. :ihih:)

[blackfoot]

Well, if you had had pants on.....


(oh, and I'm sure, dear Mods, that's *not* something Blake would want for a new custom title. :ihih:)

:001_tt2: :ciappa:

[gollum83]

Well, if you had had pants on.....

(oh, and I'm sure, dear Mods, that's *not* something Blake would want for a new custom title. :ihih:)

But wouldn't you saying it lead to your title being changed? I mean how big is this Little Period of yours anyways?

[sol92258]

a giant sausage biscuit, covered with country-style pepper gravy as if it were icing, that'd make a tasty birthday cake

[Gruder]

a giant sausage biscuit, covered with country-style pepper gravy as if it were icing, that'd make a tasty birthday cake

Yes it would!

Gentlemen, set your teams!

[Swampfox]

But more important, do zombies believe in you! :001_rolle

No, they don't.


:clap::clap::clap::clap: Yay, Phil! Last time I did the major clean up was almost a year ago. The crap in the CH was due for some cleanup!

There was crap in the Clown House? That explains why I was slipping all over the place.


ftfy :lol:

Really, now? Does any thread in the Clown House serve a purpose?:blink::blink::blink:

[RichGem]

a giant sausage biscuit, covered with country-style pepper gravy as if it were icing, that'd make a tasty birthday cake

The very thought makes me nauseous.

[GFlanagan3]

*scratches head* Springsteen? I'm also not a fan, which may explain why I'm not seeing the connection between Springsteen and Family Guy Star Wars....

sorry just thought of the song....which on more reflection may not even be Springsteen.:blink:

[GFlanagan3]

John Cafferty- my bad...but I blame it on lack of coffee :lol:
The dark side's callin' now
Nothin' is real
She'll never know just how I feel
From out of the shadows
She walks like a dream
Makes me feel crazy
Makes me feel so mean

Ain't nothin' gonna save you
From a love that's blind
You slip to the dark side
Across that line
On the dark side, oh yeah
On the dark side, oh yeah

The dark side's callin' now
Nothin' is real
She'll never know just how I feel
From out of the shadows
She walks like a dream
Makes me feel crazy
Makes me feel so mean

Ain't nothin' gonna save you
From a love that's blind
You slip to the dark side
Across that line
On the dark side, oh yeah
On the dark side, oh yeah

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/j/john_cafferty/#share

[DFrancis]

Really, now? Does any thread in the Clown House serve a purpose?:blink::blink::blink:

It keeps us away from the normals, can you see us running free in the shave soap forum. ah hem "to me tabac smells like chicken slathered whale farts" it would not go well for anybody.


tabac fans don't hate me, I actually like the scent and was attempting humor

[sol92258]

sorry just thought of the song....which on more reflection may not even be Springsteen.:blink:
yeah, I figured that :biggrin1: (but for some reason I was thinking of a different song, one I can't recall now for some reason)

[GFlanagan3]

yeah, I figured that :biggrin1: (but for some reason I was thinking of a different song, one I can't recall now for some reason)

:lol::lol: ...The older I get the stronger I believe in the "Hearafter"....I go someplace...even on line and forget what I am here after

[sol92258]

It keeps us away from the normals, can you see us running free in the shave soap forum. ah hem "to me tabac smells like chicken slathered whale farts" it would not go well for anybody.


tabac fans don't hate me, I actually like the scent and was attempting humor

so, what've ya got against chicken slathered whale farts???
the nerve of some people....

(by the way, I completely misread that the at first glance; my first thought was it read like a National Inquirer headline: Slathered chicken farts a whale)

[sol92258]

:lol::lol: ...The older I get the stronger I believe in the "Hearafter"....I go someplace...even on line and forget what I am here after
yeah, same here...except now I do recall, Pink Floyd, dark side of the moon, which is no where even close to anything Springsteen of Cafferty would do, I guess it was just a first thought thing

[GFlanagan3]

SQUIRELL ALERT!!!!!
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you may now resume your normal programing....that is all

[sol92258]

squirell alert!!!!!
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you may now resume your normal programing....that is all

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[GFlanagan3]

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:thumbup::thumbup: :lol::lol:

[gollum83]

Really, now? Does any thread in the Clown House serve a purpose?:blink::blink::blink:

Of course they do! Do you really think the mods want us running around it the regular forums? :ihih:


It keeps us away from the normals, can you see us running free in the shave soap forum. ah hem "to me tabac smells like chicken slathered whale farts" it would not go well for anybody.


tabac fans don't hate me, I actually like the scent and was attempting humor

The normals? What are we then? :crazy:


so, what've ya got against chicken slathered whale farts???
the nerve of some people....

(by the way, I completely misread that the at first glance; my first thought was it read like a National Inquirer headline: Slathered chicken farts a whale)

Farts a whale? :blink::blink::blink:

[RichGem]

It keeps us away from the normals, can you see us running free in the shave soap forum. ah hem "to me tabac smells like chicken slathered whale farts on an old german man with a side of moth balls" it would not go well for anybody.


tabac fans don't hate me, I can't stand the scent and was still attempting humor

I'm sure that's what you meant to say.

[RichGem]

Farts a whale? :blink::blink::blink:

It's like the "Tears of a Clown," but more acrid.

[DFrancis]

It's like the "Tears of a Clown," but more acrid.

It's rarer than ambergris too.

[gollum83]

I'm sure that's what you meant to say.

What restaurants do you eat in? :blink:


It's rarer than ambergris too.

But Tabac is so inexpensive...

[DFrancis]

What restaurants do you eat in? :blink:



But Tabac is so inexpensive...

wellllllllllll, it's also very potent so they don't have to use much.

[Gruder]

:lol: Nice pic, Jim.

[Swampfox]

It keeps us away from the normals, can you see us running free in the shave soap forum. ah hem "to me tabac smells like chicken slathered whale farts" it would not go well for anybody.

Or the aftershave forum discussing the irony of wearing cat pee as a cologne/aftershave.


Of course they do! Do you really think the mods want us running around it the regular forums? :ihih:

Tell me about it. They starting running into a panic every time I start a serious thread.

[gollum83]

Tell me about it. They starting running into a panic every time I start a serious thread.

Actually I think it's the ear mites in your case. Or the Cylon getup. Or both.

[SRock]

Thank you Master Sergeant Slagle!



Then I call shenanigans! I never actually said my custom title. Someone said that about Gloldenmonkey and I laughed and said it should be his custom title. Next thing I know, that had bit me in the bum. :lol::lol::lol:

Touche my good man, touche.

[GFlanagan3]

It's like the "Tears of a Clown," but more acrid.

clown tears are acrid on some level? :blink::blink:

[DFrancis]

Drinking toilet water may be a problem in Arizona :lol:
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6AA4K020101111

[GFlanagan3]

Drinking toilet water may be a problem in Arizona :lol:
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6AA4K020101111

ummmm it's a problem anywhere as far as I am concerned

[blackfoot]

It keeps us away from the normals, can you see us running free in the shave soap forum. ah hem "to me tabac smells like chicken slathered whale farts" it would not go well for anybody.


tabac fans don't hate me, I actually like the scent and was attempting humor

So, you like chicken slathered whale farts?


Touche my good man, touche.

:lol::lol::lol:


Drinking toilet water may be a problem in Arizona :lol:
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6AA4K020101111

What kind of world do we live in when it isn't safe to drink from a toilet? :lol:

[DFrancis]

ummmm it's a problem anywhere as far as I am concerned

Touche, you win this round.

[Swampfox]

Actually I think it's the ear mites in your case. Or the Cylon getup. Or both.

I don't know why? I haven't nuked anybody.


Drinking toilet water may be a problem in Arizona :lol:
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6AA4K020101111

:blink::blink::blink::blink:

[gollum83]

Drinking toilet water may be a problem in Arizona :lol:
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6AA4K020101111

New or used?

[Swampfox]

New or used?

Does it matter?

[gollum83]

Does it matter?

No, but someone has to ask these questions.

[GFlanagan3]

Touche, you win this round.

cool....what did I win?


I don't know why? I haven't nuked anybody.


did I detect a "yet" there?


No, but someone has to ask these questions.

yes but it always seems to be you who's doing the asking :lol:

[Swampfox]

No, but someone has to ask these questions.

Still trying to get that job as a 60 Minutes correspondent, huh?

[GDCarrington]

cool....what did I win? :lol:

Be careful. Sometimes the prize on the board might be ear mites. You just never know what's behind doors 1, 2 or 3! :001_rolle

[Swampfox]

did I detect a "yet" there?

Well, you never know when you will have to resort to extreme measures.

[GFlanagan3]

Be careful. Sometimes the prize on the board might be ear mites. You just never know what's behind doors 1, 2 or 3! :001_rolle

where's Carol Merrill when you need her?

[gollum83]

Still trying to get that job as a 60 Minutes correspondent, huh?

And yet they still refuse to return my calls... :sneaky2:

[GFlanagan3]

Well, you never know when you will have to resort to extreme measures.

wait a minute...don't drag ME into this...no officer I don't know this man

[GDCarrington]

wait a minute...don't drag ME into this...no officer I don't know this man

That's no officer. That's the ORKIN man! :w00t:

[Swampfox]

And yet they still refuse to return my calls... :sneaky2:

What a shame! After all you have done to uncover Blake's pantless fetish, Rich's dungeon policies, Jim's insanity...the list goes on and on.....

[GDCarrington]

What a shame! After all you have done to uncover Blake's pantless fetish, Rich's dungeon policies, Jim's insanity...the list goes on and on.....

That's some list! :lol::lol::lol:

[Swampfox]

wait a minute...don't drag ME into this...no officer I don't know this man

Yes, sir! He is my chief collaborator.


That's no officer. That's the ORKIN man! :w00t:

:lol::lol::lol:

[GFlanagan3]

That's no officer. That's the ORKIN man! :w00t:

I THOUGHT he looked suspicious :angry::angry:

[Swampfox]

Hey, Flanagan, I'm a little confused by your interests:

"reading, computers, discussion, dreaming , watching my children grow shaving of course"

I'm confused...how do your kids grow shaving?:blink::blink::blink:

[GFlanagan3]

Hey, Flanagan, I'm a little confused by your interests:

"reading, computers, discussion, dreaming , watching my children grow shaving of course"

I'm confused...how do your kids grow shaving?:blink::blink::blink:
off a little here..add a little there :lol::lol:

[sol92258]

What a shame! After all you have done to uncover Blake's pantless fetish, Rich's dungeon policies, Jim's insanity...the list goes on and on.....
it's only insanity if you look at it from the perception of a sane person...:blink:

[sol92258]

Drinking toilet water may be a problem in Arizona :lol:
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6AA4K020101111

so, if I read the story correctly, the reason for the signs being up is because it's gray water/recycled water, not necessarily because the action in and of itself is frowned upon :001_huh:

[gollum83]

Hey, Flanagan, I'm a little confused by your interests:

"reading, computers, discussion, dreaming , watching my children grow shaving of course"

I'm confused...how do your kids grow shaving?:blink::blink::blink:

Flanagan's children (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=125061)? :blink:

[Swampfox]

off a little here..add a little there :lol::lol:

:lol::lol:


it's only insanity if you look at it from the perception of a sane person...:blink:

I'm a qualified observer.


Flanagan's children (https://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=125061)? :blink:

This is what I get when I click the link.

[GDCarrington]

"Flanagan's children," wasn't that a third season very bad original Star Trek episode? :confused1

[Gruder]

This is what I get when I click the link.

Swap out https for http. That's the issue.

[gollum83]

This is what I get when I click the link.

You never make things easy do you? :laugh:


Swap out https for http. That's the issue.

No need. Fixed now.

[GFlanagan3]

No need. Fixed now.

you?...fixed....not likely :lol::lol::lol:

[gollum83]

you?...fixed....not likely :lol::lol::lol:

The link, not me.

Perhaps you'd like to talk about something else he-who-watches-children-grow-shaving?

[GFlanagan3]

The link, not me.

Perhaps you'd like to talk about something else he-who-watches-children-grow-shaving?

yes....when are you gonna be fixed? :lol::lol:

[DFrancis]

cool....what did I win?



Ear mite lessons from Ray.

[GFlanagan3]

Ear mite lessons from Ray.

he trains ear mites? hmmmm:confused1:confused1

[GDCarrington]

he trains ear mites? hmmmm:confused1:confused1

Trains ...or ... Transmits? :001_rolle

[GFlanagan3]

Trains ...or ... Transmits? :001_rolle

beats me...the ear mite thing is a whole new angle to me since I have been away a while

[GDCarrington]

beats me...the ear mite thing is a whole new angle to me since I have been away a while

It is a long story in a land so far scattered away... :tongue_sm

[OldSaw]

Good night from Marion, IN.

Blake, sorry I didn't call, but had to meet up with Mrs. Trucker's (http://mrstrucker.blogspot.com/) old friend this time.

[DFrancis]

I googled ear mite Ray and it just brought me back to B&B. :lol:

[GFlanagan3]

I googled ear mite Ray and it just brought me back to B&B. :lol:

he's not lying 132295

[Swampfox]

"Flanagan's children," wasn't that a third season very bad original Star Trek episode? :confused1

:lol::lol::lol:


Swap out https for http. That's the issue.

Ah, well you see how much I was paying attention.


You never make things easy do you? :laugh:

:sneaky2: hehe!


Ear mite lessons from Ray.

I want to sing and dance, I want to sing an dance, I want to be an earmite living in ray's ear canal...


It is a long story in a land so far scattered away... :tongue_sm

It's a short story of my life.


I googled ear mite Ray and it just brought me back to B&B. :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:


he's not lying 132295

:blink::blink::blink::lol:

[SRock]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Gruder]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Four.

(Evening, Rob. Morning, all.)

[RichGem]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Four.

(Evening, Rob. Morning, all.)

*ahem*... I believe the correct answer is PI.


'Nite Rob. Morning Chad et al.

[SRock]

Four.

(Evening, Rob. Morning, all.)

Guten Morgen, Herr Chadwick

How exactly did you arrive at 4? I'm going to need you to show your work if you want credit for your answer. :lol:


*ahem*... I believe the correct answer is PI.


'Nite Rob. Morning Chad et al.

'Nite Rich, 'nite all.

[blackfoot]

it's only insanity if you look at it from the perception of a sane person...:blink:

I like that!


Good night from Marion, IN.

Blake, sorry I didn't call, but had to meet up with Mrs. Trucker's (http://mrstrucker.blogspot.com/) old friend this time.

:w00t: No worries! IIRC, there is a place with all you can eat crab legs on Sunday nights down there. I really dislike Marion, as much as Gary but with more personal ties. Thus, I never go there if I don't have to. :001_rolle


I googled ear mite Ray and it just brought me back to B&B. :lol:


he's not lying 132295

:lol::lol::lol:


*ahem*... I believe the correct answer is PI.


'Nite Rob. Morning Chad et al.

Isn't that always the correct answer? :001_cool:

[sol92258]

Isn't that always the correct answer? :001_cool:

http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/s/o/sometimesalcohol_fullpic_artwork.jpg

[blackfoot]

http://www.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/s/o/sometimesalcohol_fullpic_artwork.jpg

:thumbup:

[GFlanagan3]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
like this?
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Four.



wait a minute...you made that up :mad2::mad2::hand::hand:


*ahem*... I believe the correct answer is PI.



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G

How exactly did you arrive at 4? I'm going to need you to show your work if you want credit for your answer. :lol:





yea....what he said!!!:glare::smartass::smartass:

[GFlanagan3]

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[DFrancis]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

he would cut a quarter cord if you gave him a quarter for every cord he cut. :biggrin1:

[blackfoot]

Mrs. Blackfoot is at her first day of her new job! Good! She can come home and make me dinner. :cool:

:eek: :a38: :scared: :yikes: :a49: :a13: :behead: :surrender:

[RichGem]

Mrs. Blackfoot is at her first day of her new job! Good! She can come home and make me dinner. :cool:

:eek: :a38: :scared: :yikes: :a49: :a13: :behead: :surrender:

Nice knowing you Blake. It was fun. Really. I'll try to say something nice at your service.

:biggrin1:

[blackfoot]

Nice knowing you Blake. It was fun. Really. I'll try to say something nice at your service.

:biggrin1:

I appreciate it! :thumbup:

[blackfoot]

Here is the long anticipated pictures of my new ABC Pocket Edition.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs996.snc4/76903_154265334618475_100001050291852_274390_62087 14_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs465.ash2/73825_154264847951857_100001050291852_274389_70046 59_n.jpg

[RichGem]

Beauty. Looks like she'll polish up nicely. How does she shave?

[DFrancis]

Very nice.

[Intrigued]

Blake, that is a beautiful Empire set! What year is the razor? The case is one of the earliest. :thumbup1:

[blackfoot]

Beauty. Looks like she'll polish up nicely. How does she shave?

I am afraid to mess up the gold, but I will try to polish it. Haven't used her yet though.


Very nice.

Thank you!


Blake, that is a beautiful Empire set! What year is the razor? The case is one of the earliest. :thumbup1:

I don't know. I didn't know you ID the year on these.

[GFlanagan3]

Mrs. Blackfoot is at her first day of her new job! Good! She can come home and make me dinner. :cool:

:eek: :a38: :scared: :yikes: :a49: :a13: :behead: :surrender:

dead man walkin

[GFlanagan3]

Here is the long anticipated pictures of my new ABC Pocket Edition.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs996.snc4/76903_154265334618475_100001050291852_274390_62087 14_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs465.ash2/73825_154264847951857_100001050291852_274389_70046 59_n.jpg

VERY nice :thumbup::thumbup: