The Anything Thread

[a_bit_crafty]

Didn't take long did it.

A monument to our talent.

[RichGem]

I wonder if Mrs. Jakespoppy knows.....


http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/ae075aa0-26f7-472f-b69b-4e569fe99823.jpg

[jakespoppy]

I wonder if Mrs. Jakespoppy knows.....


http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/ae075aa0-26f7-472f-b69b-4e569fe99823.jpg

:lol::lol::lol:

Who's arm is that?

Er, that is an arm, isn't it? :blush:

[a_bit_crafty]

:lol::lol::lol:

Who's arm is that?

Er, that is an arm, isn't it? :blush:

The thought that it may not be an arm at all did not occur to me.

Until now. :blink:

[jakespoppy]

The thought that it may not be an arm at all did not occur to me.

Until now. :blink:

And I was actually joking, but....

the more I look at it (and now I don't want to look at it anymore :yikes:) I think that's a pair of blue shorts over red boxers being pulled up at the top of the pic.

Oh Richard, you got some 'splainin to do!

[RichGem]

And I was actually joking, but....

the more I look at it (and now I don't want to look at it anymore :yikes:) I think that's a pair of blue shorts over red boxers being pulled up at the top of the pic.

Oh Richard, you got some 'splainin to do!

I thought it was an arm too, until you mentioned otherwise... :eek: But, apparently you have at least one very dedicated fan.

[jakespoppy]

I thought it was an arm too, until you mentioned otherwise... :eek: But, apparently you have at least one very dedicated fan.

Well, that's certainly understandable. :thumbup1:

[jakespoppy]

...Most of our patients come for one of the following reasons:

They have no insurance and we will be eating the bill. As a result, they can't go to a regular doctor because they have no money.
They are hungry.
They are drug seekers.
They just want the attention.
They are bored.
They simply don't want to be alone.
They are homeless.


and most of these are reasons I post here...:blink:


:thumbup1:

I really should be careful. Mrs. Blackfoot gets on me sometimes when I say things like I hate people. That is a little harsh. People disgust me, but I have to remember that is only a small portion of society. Unfortunately, that is the portion I have to deal with. :blushing:
Is that also the portion that end up fatalities before the cops can get there?



Did you ever want to look at someone and say, "I'm sorry. What planet did you say you were from?" :blink:
Yes. I'm sorry, what planet did you come from? :blink:


Why is it when I make pie there are no pictures plastered all over TAT?Yes, why is that? I'd like to see those pictures! :thumbup1:


Rubbing alcohol. I am positive of it. No correction necessary.Hmmm....*says the AA accountability partner*


Good to know we were missed.

Didn't take long did it.You were both immediately missed. In fact, where are you right now?

[RichGem]

You were both immediately missed. In fact, where are you right now?

+1

And why haven't I gotten to use the popcorn smiley yet?!

[Swampfox]

Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention that part. :blushing:

The ER doc wouldn't say much. All he would tell me was that he didn't believe I had a heart attack and that all the tests came back ok. He said to take the rest of the day off (yeah, you think?) He then recommended I go see my regular doctor soon and then sent me home. I went home, slept for three hours, then got up and ate. Watched Troy which wasn't nearly as bad as I figured it would be and went to bed.

Have you had BP troubles before, or is this new for you? I have had todeal with it for the last 10 years. One thing that will help is if I lose some weight, which I have been trying to do this year. I have knocked off some pounds, but not enough. For some reason though, with no apparent cause, BP can get really wacky. It has happened to me a few times, and scared me to death.


Topgumby joins the Czardom!

Our plan is nearly complete.


A harmonica isn't long enough to make a good impact weapon.

No, but this one comes close...
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/09/harmonica.jpg


Sounds nuts but, they have shortness of breath, heavy chest...

I'm not sure how...never mind. I am walking away from this one. :blink::blink::blink:


"Yeah, I know. I was worried about my son when he got that there ADHD, but he turned out to be OK."

Did you ever want to look at someone and say, "I'm sorry. What planet did you say you were from?" :blink:

I will not post my response to idiotic people like this woman was.


http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2008-09-15.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1259119995781

Does anyone else think the guy in these cartoons looks a lot like Soapbox?


And to correct the Crafty story, I believe the ADHD survival story was when he was 3 and needed stitches, bloody but not quite life-threating; that or it was the time he tried to drink the rubbing alcohol.


He's starting out young.

[gollum83]

Your house is haunted.

You're so astute, Ray. Oh what would we ever do with you? :001_rolle:lol:


So THAT'S why my keys and sewing scissors keep going missing! :lol: And here I thought it was the penguinators trying to screw with me.

Never discount the penguinators. They may still be in league with your ghost.


New experience for the ol' prof yesterday.


So, about nine o'clock yesterday morn I experienced about three hours of the worst chest pain I've ever had. I didn't get panicky 'cause it felt just like heart burn, but it went on and on so long, I finally went to the school nurse to see if she could do anything.

While we eventually got the pressure down in the old esophagus, what she found was my blood pressure was what she called "through the roof" starting out as high as 167 over 112. It would not drop below 100 diastolic for the next 40 minutes, so the office debated over calling an ambulance or just sending someone to take me to the ER. By this time, I was so weak and out of it, I really don't remember how exactly things went, but my wife came and took me to the ER.

This was a weird experience. I was expecting, you know, EMERGENCIES, like gushing bloody wounds, car accidents, etc but for the three hours I was there (and conscious), only elderly who hadn't remembered to take their medications and stroke patience who had trouble urinating and such came in.

Anyone have enough experience to know if this is NORMAL? I'm usually healthy as a horse, so I don't have much hospital time paid in. Just curious, really... I am not looking to start an rant about how our health care system is jacked up or whatever. :001_rolle

-Prof

Normal? Can be. Emergency rooms are odd places, but my stays in them generally seem to tend towards overlong waits. Last time I paid a visit I waited six hours to be seen while I was doubled over in an immense amount of pain. In the end, by the time they did see me, I passed my first freaking kidney stone. :thumbdown


Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention that part. :blushing:

The ER doc wouldn't say much. All he would tell me was that he didn't believe I had a heart attack and that all the tests came back ok. He said to take the rest of the day off (yeah, you think?) He then recommended I go see my regular doctor soon and then sent me home. I went home, slept for three hours, then got up and ate. Watched Troy which wasn't nearly as bad as I figured it would be and went to bed.

I stayed home today just to make sure I don't over do it and push myself right back into a problem, but the high blood pressure is still a concern. I've got a monitor here at the house so I'll check throughout the day.

Thanks for asking.

Well glad to hear you're doing better. Keep an eye on yourself though. :001_smile


Topgumby joins the Czardom!

Oh! His silver tongue will be a great addition to the Czardom! :w00t:


Emergency rooms are such surreal places, aren't they? We've had the pleasure/displeasure of going multiple times with our oldest son (6yrs) over the course of his short life. Honest emergencies, one and all. He doesn't do anything half way. Severe illness on a weekend, stitches, waking up in the middle of the night not being able to breathe... He got an ambulance for that last one!

Sounds like me at that age. If you have to have bronchitis, acute is the way to go. Yea, viral asthma.

[blackfoot]

:w00t: As Linus once said "I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."

-Charles M. Schulz

Yeah, that is it right there. :thumbup1:


Why is it when I make pie there are no pictures plastered all over TAT?

:lol::lol::lol:


Good to know we were missed.

:thumbsup:

Sadly, it took me a second to think of the possibility it may be an arm. Leg was the first thing I thought of.

[DunEdinRanger]

So... you're OK, right?

Same here. I also not, for the record, Rich dd NOT say "you're back to "normal"" :lol:


Topgumby joins the Czardom!

Hurray!!

[RichGem]

Same here. I also notE, for the record, Rich dd NOT say "you're back to "normal"" :lol:



Hurray!!

Hmmm, I wonder why that could be? :lol:

[Swampfox]

You're so astute, Ray. Oh what would we ever do with you? :001_rolle:lol:

Seek help from a professional.

[gollum83]

Seek help from a professional.

Aren't you a professional? :blink:

[RichGem]

Aren't you a professional? :blink:

No, but he plays one on B&B.

[gollum83]

No, but he plays one on B&B.

Oh! Well he's certainly very convincing. :tongue_sm

[Swampfox]

Aren't you a professional? :blink:

Only on Tuesdays.

[jpb286]

Sounds like me at that age. If you have to have bronchitis, acute is the way to go. Yea, viral asthma.

Croup actually.

[RichGem]

Only on Tuesdays.


During Happy Hour.

[Swampfox]

New International Spokesperson to the Czardom. (http://cheezhawtness.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/46803927-59a6-406c-82f7-254f4d9efb36.jpg) I interviewed her, and she is quit intelli...aw, who cares what her IQ is.

[RichGem]

New International Spokesperson to the Czardom. (http://cheezhawtness.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/46803927-59a6-406c-82f7-254f4d9efb36.jpg) I interviewed her, and she is quit intelli...aw, who cares what her IQ is.

Sigh. Clearly a pretender with the WHITE sable, but maybe she can be, uh, converted or something.

[Swampfox]

Sigh. Clearly a pretender with the WHITE sable, but maybe she can be, uh, converted or something.

She is a member of the Siberian Branch.

[jakespoppy]

New International Spokesperson to the Czardom. (http://cheezhawtness.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/46803927-59a6-406c-82f7-254f4d9efb36.jpg) I interviewed her, and she is quit intelli...aw, who cares what her IQ is.


Sigh. Clearly a pretender with the WHITE sable, but maybe she can be, uh, converted or something.

She does have her good points. :thumbup1:

[RichGem]

She is a member of the Siberian Branch.

Well..... just remember, it's your "tail feathers" if she doesn't work out.

[jakespoppy]

Well..... just remember, it's your "tail feathers" if she doesn't work out.

What about her "tail feathers"?

[RichGem]

What about her "tail feathers"?

Well, going by the photo.... you apparently have better eyes than I do. :tongue:

[Swampfox]

Well..... just remember, it's your "tail feathers" if she doesn't work out.

Oh, she'll work out......


What about her "tail feathers"?

Oh, they'll work out.....

[RichGem]

Oh, she'll work out......



Oh, they'll work out.....

I'll assume that you've mentioned this illustrious plan of yours to Mrs. Swampfox, right?

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[jakespoppy]

Well, going by the photo.... you apparently have better eyes than I do. :tongue:
It's all about imagination. And sadly, it's always all about imagination! :huh:


Oh, she'll work out......

Oh, they'll work out.....

:lol::lol::lol:

[gollum83]

Croup actually.

Well, pick your poison and do it. Do it well. :lol:


Sigh. Clearly a pretender with the WHITE sable, but maybe she can be, uh, converted or something.

I'll volunteer to help convert her! :w00t:

[Swampfox]

I'll assume that you've mentioned this illustrious plan of yours to Mrs. Swampfox, right?

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Ssssshhhhhhhh....................


It's all about imagination. And sadly, it's always all about imagination! :huh:



:lol::lol::lol:

Post dope with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Soon you'll find
You're insane
Locked inside your imagination

[RichGem]

Ssssshhhhhhhh....................



Post dope with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Soon you'll find
You're insane
Locked inside your imagination

Post Dopin' around the B&B
Counts are goin' forward, still can't find delete.

[gollum83]

Post Dopin' around the B&B
Counts are goin' forward, still can't find delete.

His keyboard pounding out a ramba beat?

[Swampfox]

Look into my eyes.

[gollum83]

Look into my eyes.

Yessssss..... masssst... :blink: What the? :angry:

[OldSaw]

May be interesting.

For the sake of the one interested party, here is the link, Mrs. Trucker (http://mrstrucker.blogspot.com/).

It would really make her day if lots of folks took a look and posted a few comments.

[OldSaw]

@ Rich

Congratulations for something, and my condolences to Thirdeye for what ever it was that you did to him.

[OldSaw]

Hello from Granite City, IL.

[Swampfox]

Yessssss..... masssst... :blink: What the? :angry:

Hmm...needs more work.


For the sake of the one interested party, here is the link, Mrs. Trucker (http://mrstrucker.blogspot.com/).

It would really make her day if lots of folks took a look and posted a few comments.

:thumbup1:

[blackfoot]

I'll assume that you've mentioned this illustrious plan of yours to Mrs. Swampfox, right?

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

:lol::lol::lol:

[a_bit_crafty]

and most of these are reasons I post here...:blink:


Is that also the portion that end up fatalities before the cops can get there?


Yes. I'm sorry, what planet did you come from? :blink:

Yes, why is that? I'd like to see those pictures! :thumbup1:

Hmmm....*says the AA accountability partner*


You were both immediately missed. In fact, where are you right now?

Hey, that stung a bit. :bored:

Croup actually.


Well, pick your poison and do it. Do it well. :lol:



I'll volunteer to help convert her! :w00t:

And he did do it well. He did it so well that the paramedics didn't know what we were looking at. Kept asking about asthma and allergens, neither being the cause.


And anyway, I honest to goodness found $5 today.:laugh:

[blackfoot]

And anyway, I honest to goodness found $5 today.:laugh:

And that makes for a good day. :thumbup:

[DunEdinRanger]

Croup actually.

He gambles? :blink: :001_huh: I mean, isn't a croupier someone with the croup?:lol:


New International Spokesperson to the Czardom. (http://cheezhawtness.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/46803927-59a6-406c-82f7-254f4d9efb36.jpg) I interviewed her, and she is quit intelli...aw, who cares what her IQ is.


Sigh. Clearly a pretender with the WHITE sable, but maybe she can be, uh, converted or something.


Sire, since I am not married, I will personally oversee her re-education and cerebral rinsing, plus whatever other rinsings may be necessary. :thumbup:

[blackfoot]

He gambles? :blink: :001_huh: I mean, isn't a croupier someone with the croup?:lol:






Sire, since I am not married, I will personally oversee her re-education and cerebral rinsing, plus whatever other rinsings may be necessary. :thumbup:

Hey, cerebral rinsing is my department. There is an entire wing of the dungeon dedicated to it.

[Swampfox]

There is nothing quite wonderful as brain washing,
There is nothing quite marvelous as mind control.
Gollum thinks it's rather folly, but it keeps Blackfoot jolly,
With brain washing you can rule them all!

[OldSaw]

Hey, that stung a bit. :bored:




And he did do it well. He did it so well that the paramedics didn't know what we were looking at. Kept asking about asthma and allergens, neither being the cause.


And anyway, I honest to goodness found $5 today.:laugh:

It's been so long since I found $5 I quit looking in my wallet. I think you should use it to take Mr. Crafty out for ice cream.

[OldSaw]

There is nothing quite wonderful as brain washing,
There is nothing quite marvelous as mind control.
Gollum thinks it's rather folly, but it keeps Blackfoot jolly,
With brain washing you can rule them all!

That's very silly, I must say.

[Swampfox]

That's very silly, I must say.

:lol:

[DunEdinRanger]

:lol:

Post Doping? :lol:

[Swampfox]

Post Doping? :lol:

Why does everyone keep accusing me of that?


BTW, I will actually be posting some real shaving related stuff this weekend. I have a couple of reviews and findings to post, and attempt to do some Wiki work. Weird. :blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:

[GDCarrington]

Why does everyone keep accusing me of that?


BTW, I will actually be posting some real shaving related stuff this weekend. I have a couple of reviews and findings to post, and attempt to do some Wiki work. Weird. :blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:

Better to be accused of "post doping" than to be accused of the reverse:001_rolle!

[Swampfox]

Better to be accused of "post doping" than to be accused of the reverse:001_rolle!

Doping posts?:blink:

[jakespoppy]

Ssssshhhhhhhh....................

Post dope with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Soon you'll find
You're insane
Locked inside your imagination
Is that what Kenny Loggins was singing about?

That's one of my favorite CDs.


For the sake of the one interested party, here is the link, Mrs. Trucker (http://mrstrucker.blogspot.com/).

It would really make her day if lots of folks took a look and posted a few comments.
I just read the posts for October 1 through 6, and they are awesome! I will go back and read the posts from August and September later, and will enjoy posting some comments. I love the pics, the daily silly town names, and getting a little bit of an idea of what life on the road is like. Thanks for sharing! :thumbup1:


Hey, that stung a bit. :bored:I'm too concerned about hurting feelings to joke further, in case you're not joking. I told Blake when we had dinner that I hope that I will never say anything on here that will be taken in a way to be hurtful, as that is the last thing I would ever want. So if you're serious about feeling stung, I'm very sorry!

[OldSaw]

:lol:

Hey Ray, thanks for checking out Mrs. Trucker's blog (http://www.mrstrucker.blogspot.com) and leaving a comment.

[Swampfox]

Hey Ray, thanks for checking out Mrs. Trucker's blog (http://www.mrstrucker.blogspot.com) and leaving a comment.

You're welcome. I operated a few blogs in the past, and know very well how encouraging it is just to get a comment from somebody. Besides, despite your wife's misgivings, it has the makings for being a very fun and interesting blog.

[DunEdinRanger]

Hey Ray, thanks for checking out Mrs. Trucker's blog (http://www.mrstrucker.blogspot.com) and leaving a comment.

I'm reading the blog now, and think Mr Trucker may have the best line of the day, ""I coulda squeezed a lemon with my sphincter."

Mind you, this is after one student, oh let's call him Adam is showing another student, and let's call him Brad (not their real names, obviously) how tosolve the Rubik's cube easily.

Adam says, "Now, I'm going to show you how to work the corners."

[OldSaw]

You're welcome. I operated a few blogs in the past, and know very well how encouraging it is just to get a comment from somebody. Besides, despite your wife's misgivings, it has the makings for being a very fun and interesting blog.

It was eye opening for me as well. I still learn new stuff about her. I think she will be in much better spirits when we get the AC fixed, that can be challenging for anyone. The hours I can't do much about, gotta make hay when you can.

[DunEdinRanger]

It was eye opening for me as well. I still learn new stuff about her. I think she will be in much better spirits when we get the AC fixed, that can be challenging for anyone. The hours I can't do much about, gotta make hay when you can.

As long as you don't make lemonade!! :lol:

[Swampfox]

I'm reading the blog now, and think Mr Trucker may have the best line of the day, ""I coulda squeezed a lemon with my sphincter."

Sounds like a custom title. :lol::lol::lol:


It was eye opening for me as well. I still learn new stuff about her. I think she will be in much better spirits when we get the AC fixed, that can be challenging for anyone. The hours I can't do much about, gotta make hay when you can.

You truck drivers and you AC in the Fall and Winter. :lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

@ Rich

Congratulations for something, and my condolences to Thirdeye for what ever it was that you did to him.

Thank you. Your post pretty much covers it.

[OldSaw]

Sounds like a custom title. :lol::lol::lol:



You truck drivers and you AC in the Fall and Winter. :lol::lol::lol:

Well, it still gets warm in the fall, especially as you go south. Another thing that it does is remove moisture so the windows stay fog free on rainy days. I could have throttled the mechanic the other day when he acted like it wasn't a big deal and bragged about not having AC in his car. I told him I don't have AC in my car either but I'm not driving it for 11 hours a day either.

[OldSaw]

Is that what Kenny Loggins was singing about?

That's one of my favorite CDs.


I just read the posts for October 1 through 6, and they are awesome! I will go back and read the posts from August and September later, and will enjoy posting some comments. I love the pics, the daily silly town names, and getting a little bit of an idea of what life on the road is like. Thanks for sharing! :thumbup1:

I'm too concerned about hurting feelings to joke further, in case you're not joking. I told Blake when we had dinner that I hope that I will never say anything on here that will be taken in a way to be hurtful, as that is the last thing I would ever want. So if you're serious about feeling stung, I'm very sorry!

Thank you too Randy, for checking it out. I'm not sure how long she will be able to keep up the silly names, but it is fun for now.

[jpb286]

Hello from Granite City, IL.

"By thy rivers gently flowing; Illinois, Illinois
By thy prairies verdant growing; Illinois, Illinois"


And that makes for a good day. :thumbup:

She was sooooo excited.



I'm too concerned about hurting feelings to joke further, in case you're not joking. I told Blake when we had dinner that I hope that I will never say anything on here that will be taken in a way to be hurtful, as that is the last thing I would ever want. So if you're serious about feeling stung, I'm very sorry!

I don't think you really hurt her feelings... joke away.


It was eye opening for me as well. I still learn new stuff about her. I think she will be in much better spirits when we get the AC fixed, that can be challenging for anyone. The hours I can't do much about, gotta make hay when you can.

I enjoy reading Crafty's blog for the same reason.

[a_bit_crafty]

Is that what Kenny Loggins was singing about?

That's one of my favorite CDs.


I just read the posts for October 1 through 6, and they are awesome! I will go back and read the posts from August and September later, and will enjoy posting some comments. I love the pics, the daily silly town names, and getting a little bit of an idea of what life on the road is like. Thanks for sharing! :thumbup1:

I'm too concerned about hurting feelings to joke further, in case you're not joking. I told Blake when we had dinner that I hope that I will never say anything on here that will be taken in a way to be hurtful, as that is the last thing I would ever want. So if you're serious about feeling stung, I'm very sorry!

Don't worry. We all know that I'm actually from Gallifrey and fell through a hole in time to end up here. So asking what planet I'm from is not odd. Not odd at all.

[RichGem]

I enjoy reading Crafty's blog for the same reason.

Do you at least get zucchini bread there?:huh:

[a_bit_crafty]

I enjoy reading Crafty's blog for the same reason.

:blush::001_wub:

I haven't written in a couple of weeks. I should do that.

[RichGem]

Don't worry. We all know that I'm actually from Gallifrey and fell through a hole in time to end up here. So asking what planet I'm from is not odd. Not odd at all.

The double heart beat thing is a bit freaky tho, you gotta admit.

[a_bit_crafty]

Do you at least get zucchini bread there?:huh:
The other side of Crafty says shut your lack of pie hole.

[DunEdinRanger]

:blush::001_wub:

I haven't written in a couple of weeks. I should do that.

Slacker!! :lol:

[a_bit_crafty]

The double heart beat thing is a bit freaky tho, you gotta admit.

The doctors get really spazzed out. It's funny to watch. :laugh:

(True story: when I was a child I freaked out a nurse because she couldn't find my pulse.)

[Swampfox]

Well, it still gets warm in the fall, especially as you go south. Another thing that it does is remove moisture so the windows stay fog free on rainy days. I could have throttled the mechanic the other day when he acted like it wasn't a big deal and bragged about not having AC in his car. I told him I don't have AC in my car either but I'm not driving it for 11 hours a day either.

I can imagine. If I was stuck in a tight space for 10+ hours per day, I think AC would be a welcome relief. Yeah, mechanics who rarely, if ever, drive a tractor, normally don't get this.

[RichGem]

The other side of Crafty (http://momtionary.blogspot.com/) says shut your lack of pie hole.

No zucchini bread over there either. :nonod: :sad:

[RichGem]

No zucchini bread over there either. :nonod: :sad:

However, this one is a gem....






Swear of Mispronunciation: noun. A word that a child mispronounces, and ends up coming out as a swear word.

OK, I'm trying to tread extremely careful with what I'm about to say. It's funny, but hard to write (or read) without blushing.

The other night, we had pizza and breadsticks for dinner. I know, I know. Bad mommy. But stay with me.

Viking Toddler comes up to me (and get ready to blush), and said, "I found my d*ck."

"What?" I asked, wondering where he heard such a word. I decided that surely I must be misunderstanding him.

"My d*ck," he repeated.

No, that can't possibly be what he's saying...could it?

He walked over to the table, picked up a breadstick and announced, "D*ck."

Oh.

"No, honey. That's a stick. A stick."

[a_bit_crafty]

No zucchini bread over there either. :nonod: :sad:

No one will be finding such a thing over there, as I was very noisely reminded that I'm not special enough to post such links. Ah, well.

[OldSaw]

:blush::001_wub:

I haven't written in a couple of weeks. I should do that.

Post a link, please, so I can share it with my beloved wife. I looked for it in your profile but didn't see it. However, I am using my iPod so I may have simply missed it.

[Swampfox]

However, this one is a gem....

:blink::blink::blink:

[a_bit_crafty]

Post a link, please, so I can share it with my beloved wife. I looked for it in your profile but didn't see it. However, I am using my iPod so I may have simply missed it.

I'll pm you. It was there, but *someone* yelled down the hall at me that I'm not allowed to post that. So I will belay that until I know for sure.

Rob, paging Rob...

[jakespoppy]

Don't worry. We all know that I'm actually from Gallifrey and fell through a hole in time to end up here. So asking what planet I'm from is not odd. Not odd at all.Okay. But where I'm from, you know, earth, it's still considered a little odd.


:blush::001_wub:

I haven't written in a couple of weeks. I should do that.
Thanks for hooking us up to your blog! :thumbup1: I'm enjoying Barber Eile's blog, too.


I don't think you really hurt her feelings... joke away.Okay, but when it gets ugly, and trust me, it will, I'm going to say "but, Jamie said..."


The other side of Crafty says shut your lack of pie hole.:lol::lol::lol: A friend of mine is always saying "shut your pie hole" (not to me, of course, mostly to bad servers in restaurants) but I've never heard it this way. :lol::lol::lol:


However, this one is a gem....That one is hilarious! Reminds me of a post someone made here, if I can just find it......

[RichGem]

I'll pm you. It was there, but *someone* yelled down the hall at me that I'm not allowed to post that. So I will belay that until I know for sure.

Rob, paging Rob...

There's a rule against posting a link to your own blog? :confused:

[OldSaw]

Do you at least get zucchini bread there?:huh:


The other side of Crafty says shut your lack of pie hole.

Holy crap Rich! You better watch yourself.

[a_bit_crafty]

There's a rule against posting a link to your own blog? :confused:

This is what I'm trying to figure out. Is Mr. Crafty wrong? He's wrong so little. I want him to be wrong just this one time. :glare:

[jakespoppy]

There's a rule against posting a link to your own blog? :confused:
The link still works for me.

[RichGem]

Holy crap Rich! You better watch yourself.

A nice home made pie would certainly help me to shut my pie hole. hint hint Crafty.


This is what I'm trying to figure out. Is Mr. Crafty wrong? He's wrong so little. I want him to be wrong just this one time. :glare:

I'm not aware of any such rule around here.

[a_bit_crafty]

A nice home made pie would certainly help me to shut my pie hole. hint hint Crafty.



I'm not aware of any such rule around here.

*He* claims he learned it from me. Whatever. A quick scan of the rules did not show me.


Behold the another side of craftyness. (http://momtionary.blogspot.com/)

And with that, Red and I are hitting the hay. Night, all! (Good morning, Rob!)

[jakespoppy]

I'm not aware of any such rule around here.


*He* claims he learned it from me. Whatever. A quick scan of the rules did not show me.


Behold the another side of craftyness. (http://momtionary.blogspot.com/)

And with that, Red and I are hitting the hay. Night, all! (Good morning, Rob!)
Don't some people have their links to their blogs in their signature lines?

[OldSaw]

*He* claims he learned it from me. Whatever. A quick scan of the rules did not show me.


Behold the another side of craftyness. (http://momtionary.blogspot.com/)

And with that, Red and I are hitting the hay. Night, all! (Good morning, Rob!)

Thanks and good night from Pontoon Beach, IL.

[a_bit_crafty]

Don't some people have their links to their blogs in their signature lines?

I found this:


6a. Links in signature lines - B&B is a free service for our members, and maintains a specific set of rules, posting limitations, and fee structure for those advertising goods, services, and outside information sources such as blogs. Members who use their signature lines to promote an outside site are subject to vendor approval and fees. In short, if it's a subject discussed on B&B, links to your signature line (including links to shave blogs) may only be posted by approved and paid vendors.
But I don't think it applies to this conversation...right?

[RichGem]

I found this:

But I don't think it applies to this conversation...right?

Sounds like you're in the clear.

[jakespoppy]

I found this:

But I don't think it applies to this conversation...right?
I agree. It doesn't seem like providing the link to your blog in this thread is the same as putting it in your signature line. The rules seem to be targeting more of an ongoing "advertisement" to a sales site or alternative shaving site.

[OldSaw]

Time for a movie. Later.

[Intrigued]

Wow! Are we still ranting? Well, as long as we are...

Women... or should I say guys responses to them when they show up in a mens' shaving forum. I mean guys are tripping over their keyboards to respond to them. It's kind of like when I pull into a truck stop, all these drivers are tripping over themselves to get a look at my wife and then try to strike up a conversation with her. She gets a kick out of it most of the time, but if these guys only knew how silly they look... nah! who am I kidding, they'd still do it.

Anyway, you get the idea, I'm not against women so the ladies can hold their hate PM's.


*holds her hate PM* mmmm... It's warm.


If you are an old saw, you know that this is not going to change. It is worth a look and a laugh, though. We will fall all over ourselves to respond to a female in a mostly male forum. Is that bad? or just embarrassing?


You are right and it amuses me more than it annoys me. I just thought it would be fun to add it to the thread.

From the "I Admit It... I'm A Bigot!" thread.

Still hanging on to my amusement because it's better that way. :001_smile:blink::001_smile

[SRock]

Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention that part. :blushing:

The ER doc wouldn't say much. All he would tell me was that he didn't believe I had a heart attack and that all the tests came back ok. He said to take the rest of the day off (yeah, you think?) He then recommended I go see my regular doctor soon and then sent me home. I went home, slept for three hours, then got up and ate. Watched Troy which wasn't nearly as bad as I figured it would be and went to bed.

I stayed home today just to make sure I don't over do it and push myself right back into a problem, but the high blood pressure is still a concern. I've got a monitor here at the house so I'll check throughout the day.

Thanks for asking.'

Hope, this was a fluke incident and you never have to deal with it again.


Wow, Blake. I think you certainly answered my question. I suspected this was the case, but I wanted confirmation from someone actually in an ER.

Anyway, I really seem to be fine... well, as far as I can tell. I'm taking it easy today and monitoring my bp every hour. So far, it's been normal, maybe even a little low for me (could it be because I don't have people all around me wanting me to solve their problems for them?). I'm still going to go see my regular doctor (appointment on Monday) just to confirm that what happened yesterday was a freak thing. Yeah, Blake, I am trying to listen to my body to see if it is red alerting me. Thanks for the advice.

-Doug

Glad to hear you are ok.

[jpb286]

Okay, but when it gets ugly, and trust me, it will, I'm going to say "but, Jamie said..."


Great, make it my fault.

[jakespoppy]

Great, make it my fault.

:lol::lol::lol:

Sounds like that might not be the first time you've said that?

[jpb286]

:lol::lol::lol:

Sounds like that might not be the first time you've said that?

It doesn't happen as often as it could.

[a_bit_crafty]

It doesn't happen as often as it could.

No. No, it doesn't. :001_cool:

[RichGem]

Great, make it my fault.


:lol::lol::lol:

Sounds like that might not be the first time you've said that?

Sounds like "permission" to me. :smartass:

[blackfoot]

'

Hope, this was a fluke incident and you never have to deal with it again.



Glad to hear you are ok.

That's all you got?

I had a disturbing night. There were two emo weirdos at work tonight sitting just outside of our office. I questioned their sexual orientation but they were not obvious.....Yet! I noticed they kept looking in the office but ignored it because sometimes people do that. Not much else to do in the lobby. Then, I exited. I had to pass by them a few times in the next hour. I heard them whistling and say something about a nice posterior and thought they were commenting on the rather very attractive nurse I was with at the time. However, The next few times, I was the only one present. :blink:

Of course, the other officers heard them from in the office. You, of course, know how supportive a group of guys like that can be. :glare:

[OldSaw]

From the "I Admit It... I'm A Bigot!" thread.

Still hanging on to my amusement because it's better that way. :001_smile:blink::001_smile

Hey, no fair, cross quoting from another thread. :lol:

[DunEdinRanger]

That's all you got?

I had a disturbing night. There were two emo weirdos at work tonight sitting just outside of our office. I questioned their sexual orientation but they were not obvious.....Yet! I noticed they kept looking in the office but ignored it because sometimes people do that. Not much else to do in the lobby. Then, I exited. I had to pass by them a few times in the next hour. I heard them whistling and say something about a nice posterior and thought they were commenting on the rather very attractive nurse I was with at the time. However, The next few times, I was the only one present. :blink:

Of course, the other officers heard them from in the office. You, of course, know how supportive a group of guys like that can be. :glare:

1) You now have groupies! :thumbup1:

2) Need we mention this as another advantage of going pantsless? :tongue_sm

3) Can you say m-e-n-a-g-e-a-t-r-o-i-s :lol:

4) Were the other offices jealous of all the attention you were getting? :tongue_sm:lol:

[OldSaw]

That's all you got?

I had a disturbing night. There were two emo weirdos at work tonight sitting just outside of our office. I questioned their sexual orientation but they were not obvious.....Yet! I noticed they kept looking in the office but ignored it because sometimes people do that. Not much else to do in the lobby. Then, I exited. I had to pass by them a few times in the next hour. I heard them whistling and say something about a nice posterior and thought they were commenting on the rather very attractive nurse I was with at the time. However, The next few times, I was the only one present. :blink:

Of course, the other officers heard them from in the office. You, of course, know how supportive a group of guys like that can be. :glare:

You gotta quit wearing those chaps to work... at least put some pants on.

[Intrigued]

1) You now have groupies! :thumbup1:

2) Need we mention this as another advantage of going pantsless? :tongue_sm

3) Can you say m-e-n-a-g-e-a-t-r-o-i-s :lol:

4) Were the other offices jealous of all the attention you were getting? :tongue_sm:lol:

5) :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[jpb286]

That's all you got?

I had a disturbing night. There were two emo weirdos at work tonight sitting just outside of our office. I questioned their sexual orientation but they were not obvious.....Yet! I noticed they kept looking in the office but ignored it because sometimes people do that. Not much else to do in the lobby. Then, I exited. I had to pass by them a few times in the next hour. I heard them whistling and say something about a nice posterior and thought they were commenting on the rather very attractive nurse I was with at the time. However, The next few times, I was the only one present. :blink:

Of course, the other officers heard them from in the office. You, of course, know how supportive a group of guys like that can be. :glare:

You gotta quit wearing those chaps to work... at least put some pants on.

:lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

1) You now have groupies! :thumbup1:

2) Need we mention this as another advantage of going pantsless? :tongue_sm

3) Can you say m-e-n-a-g-e-a-t-r-o-i-s :lol:

4) Were the other offices jealous of all the attention you were getting? :tongue_sm:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:


You gotta quit wearing those chaps to work... at least put some pants on.

I actually put on my gear at our end of shift meeting. We then have to go back to the office one more time before we leave. I was praying they were gone before I walked through there in my chaps. :001_rolle


5) :lol::lol::lol::lol:

I texted my wife. I was going to have here on the phone as I walked through once. She slept late and didn't hear the phone. When she did wake up I told her I had needed her. After explaining why, she asked why I needed her, to laugh at me? Man, she's no better than the guys!

[OldSaw]

:lol::lol::lol:



I actually put on my gear at our end of shift meeting. We then have to go back to the office one more time before we leave. I was praying they were gone before I walked through there in my chaps. :001_rolle



I texted my wife. I was going to have here on the phone as I walked through once. She slept late and didn't hear the phone. When she did wake up I told her I had needed her. After explaining why, she asked why I needed her, to laugh at me? Man, she's no better than the guys!

Must be in the same club as my wife.

[OldSaw]

Gotta go to work now. Later

[blackfoot]

Gotta go to work now. Later

See you on the flip side!

[RichGem]

Gotta go to work now. Later

See you.... tomorrow?

[jakespoppy]

I texted my wife. I was going to have here on the phone as I walked through once. She slept late and didn't hear the phone. When she did wake up I told her I had needed her. After explaining why, she asked why I needed her, to laugh at me? Man, she's no better than the guys!

I could just see you walking past them, they not realizing you're on the phone and hearing you say "Hey Baby, how you doin'?" :lol::lol:

[RichGem]

I could just see you walking past them, they not realizing you're on the phone and hearing you say "Hey Baby, how you doin'?" :lol::lol:

bwhahaha.

Think of it this way, Blake, you make an otherwise chronically depressed Emo "very happy" for a "briefs-less" while. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

I could just see you walking past them, they not realizing you're on the phone and hearing you say "Hey Baby, how you doin'?" :lol::lol:

The Blue-tooth ear piece was a bad idea then? :lol:

[RichGem]

The Blue-tooth ear piece was a bad idea then? :lol:

see above

[blackfoot]

bwhahaha.

Think of it this way, Blake, you make an otherwise chronically depressed Emo "very happy" for a "briefs-less" while. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Well, I honestly hadn't thought of that. :001_huh::glare:

[jakespoppy]

bwhahaha.

Think of it this way, Blake, you make an otherwise chronically depressed Emo "very happy" for a "briefs-less" while. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
Dr. Blackfoot, with the healing touch! :thumbup1:


The Blue-tooth ear piece was a bad idea then? :lol:
Probably mistaken for jewelry.

[blackfoot]

Dr. Blackfoot, with the healing touch! :thumbup1:

I feel dirty. :blink:

[jpb286]

I feel dirty. :blink:

You should.

[jakespoppy]

I feel dirty. :blink:


You should.

Yes, seems appropriate.

[RichGem]

Dr. Blackfoot, with the healing touch! :thumbup1:


:yikes:


I feel dirty. :blink:

You should.


You should.

+1


Yes, seems appropriate.

Indeed.

[blackfoot]

Gee, thanks! :001_rolle :lol:

[jakespoppy]

I had a disturbing night. There were two emo weirdos at work tonight sitting just outside of our office........... You, of course, know how supportive a group of guys like that can be. :glare:

Okay, enough.......before I get in trouble. We're supposed to be supportive here.

What were those guys there for, anyway?

Speaking of disturbing, a friend of ours had her purse stolen about 9:00 the other night coming out of a grocery store in our area. We live in (I thought) a pretty safe part of town. She left her husband home with the kids in bed and made a quick run to the store. Walking out of the store, a guy came up and grabbed her purse. When she resisted, he stuck a gun in her face and she let go. Apparently he followed her out of the store, with an accomplice waiting in a get-away car. Sadly, they now have not only her cash and credit cards, they also have her ID with her name and address. It's so easy to let our guard down and be victimized!

[blackfoot]

Okay, enough.......before I get in trouble. We're supposed to be supportive here.

What were those guys there for, anyway?

Speaking of disturbing, a friend of ours had her purse stolen about 9:00 the other night coming out of a grocery store in our area. We live in (I thought) a pretty safe part of town. She left her husband home with the kids in bed and made a quick run to the store. Walking out of the store, a guy came up and grabbed her purse. When she resisted, he stuck a gun in her face and she let go. Apparently he followed her out of the store, with an accomplice waiting in a get-away car. Sadly, they now have not only her cash and credit cards, they also have her ID with her name and address. It's so easy to let our guard down and be victimized!

That sucks! I had to take a theft report last night at work. I hate doing those. I have to sit there, take the information and assure the person we will do everything we can knowing good and well the only hope is if the thief got what they wanted out and ditched the wallet/purse/bag/whatever.

[jakespoppy]

That sucks! I had to take a theft report last night at work. I hate doing those. I have to sit there, take the information and assure the person we will do everything we can knowing good and well the only hope is if the thief got what they wanted out and ditched the wallet/purse/bag/whatever.

Yeah, you can cancel and replace credit cards, but you can't change where you live so easily.

[RichGem]

Okay, enough.......before I get in trouble. We're supposed to be supportive here.

What were those guys there for, anyway?

Speaking of disturbing, a friend of ours had her purse stolen about 9:00 the other night coming out of a grocery store in our area. We live in (I thought) a pretty safe part of town. She left her husband home with the kids in bed and made a quick run to the store. Walking out of the store, a guy came up and grabbed her purse. When she resisted, he stuck a gun in her face and she let go. Apparently he followed her out of the store, with an accomplice waiting in a get-away car. Sadly, they now have not only her cash and credit cards, they also have her ID with her name and address. It's so easy to let our guard down and be victimized!

That's scary.

[jakespoppy]

That's scary.

I think we all need to be reminded, that no matter where you are, it's always a good idea to be alert and aware of who is around you, or might be there, and consider when you might be putting yourself into a place where someone can hurt you.

[blackfoot]

Yeah, you can cancel and replace credit cards, but you can't change where you live so easily.

Doesn't matter. These things happen more in big cities? Well, you have how many people crammed into a square mile? It just looks safer in smaller towns. Safer places to live are places that don't have much worth going to. If no one is going there, there is no one to steal from. No one to steal from equals less thefts. But, then you have to travel to where there is a place worth going to. You know, for groceries for example. So, all you have done is added drive time to the risk. :lol:

Situational Awareness, that is what makes a difference. :thumbup1:

[RichGem]

Doesn't matter. These things happen more in big cities? Well, you have how many people crammed into a square mile? It just looks safer in smaller towns. Safer places to live are places that don't have much worth going to. If no one is going there, there is no one to steal from. No one to steal from equals less thefts. But, then you have to travel to where there is a place worth going to. You know, for groceries for example. So, all you have done is added drive time to the risk. :lol:

Situational Awareness and a swift knee to the groin, that is what makes a difference. :thumbup1:

And obviously, never argue with someone pointing a weapon.

[blackfoot]

I think we all need to be reminded, that no matter where you are, it's always a good idea to be alert and aware of who is around you, or might be there, and consider when you might be putting yourself into a place where someone can hurt you.

And carry a sword. Lots of people have guns. However, when you see someone with a sword, you know that person is one screwed up mother and you don't want to mess with him! :thumbup:

Please check local state and city laws. :lol:

[jakespoppy]

And obviously, never argue with someone pointing a weapon.


And carry a sword. Lots of people have guns. However, when you see someone with a sword, you know that person is one screwed up mother and you don't want to mess with him! :thumbup:

Please check local state and city laws. :lol:

I just wish I had a friend, like Superman, or Batman..............:w00t:

[RichGem]

I just wish I had a friend, like Superman, or Batman..............:w00t:

What are you complaining about? You've got Wizard's Fire.

[blackfoot]

And obviously, never argue with someone pointing a weapon.

Screaming rape has a strange effect on people too. Doesn't matter if it is a dude or chick. It catches them off guard when rape was the last thing on their mind. They want a quick, silent, clean getaway. A man or woman screaming rape in a parking lot next to you and suddenly they want to get far, far away from you.






If you hadn't notice, I may not be the best person to take advice from. This technique did save me from being beat up by six dudes in the men's restroom when in High School though. :blush:

[RichGem]

Screaming rape has a strange effect on people too. Doesn't matter if it is a dude or chick. It catches them off guard when rape was the last thing on their mind. They want a quick, silent, clean getaway. A man or woman screaming rape in a parking lot next to you and suddenly they want to get far, far away from you.






If you hadn't notice, I may not be the best person to take advice from. This technique did save me from being beat up by six dudes in the men's restroom when in High School though. :blush:

Wow, your parents really took the whole "home schooling" thing to a whole new level. :eek:

[jakespoppy]

What are you complaining about? You've got Wizard's Fire.

Well, you know, the grass is always greener.....what I'd really like is that x-ray vision! :biggrin1:

[jakespoppy]

Screaming rape has a strange effect on people too. Doesn't matter if it is a dude or chick. It catches them off guard when rape was the last thing on their mind. They want a quick, silent, clean getaway. A man or woman screaming rape in a parking lot next to you and suddenly they want to get far, far away from you.

If you hadn't notice, I may not be the best person to take advice from. This technique did save me from being beat up by six dudes in the men's restroom when in High School though. :blush:
Did you use this technique with those two Emo dudes? Bet you impressed your co-workers! :thumbup1:


Wow, your parents really took the whole "home schooling" thing to a whole new level. :eek:
:lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

Did you use this technique with those two Emo dudes? Bet you impressed your co-workers! :thumbup1:


:lol::lol::lol:

Someone was screaming like a little girl. It's hard to tell by the video who it was tho.

[jakespoppy]

Someone was screaming like a little girl. It's hard to tell by the video who it was tho.

If you listen closely, you can hear 3 guys screaming.

[RichGem]

If you listen closely, you can hear 3 guys screaming.

eeeeekkkkkk

That it was in three part harmony was really freaky.

[jakespoppy]

eeeeekkkkkk

That it was in three part harmony was really freaky.

Two of them sound like Emo...

[blackfoot]

Wow, your parents really took the whole "home schooling" thing to a whole new level. :eek:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I only home schooled my last three years. :001_rolle


Did you use this technique with those two Emo dudes? Bet you impressed your co-workers! :thumbup1:


:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Funny thing is, my Captain originally was trying to convince me they wanted to fight me. I laughed and said I could easily take those two by myself. Later, when the reality of the situation had been revealed, I didn't want to leave the office. The Captain and the one we call my wingman were making jokes about how those kids were going to....Well I won't say in polite company or here. They then started laughing at me pointing out I was going to fight them both before. Randy, they would have been added to the list of ones that the police took too long for.

[jpb286]

And carry a sword. Lots of people have guns. However, when you see someone with a sword, you know that person is one screwed up mother and you don't want to mess with him! :thumbup:

Please check local state and city laws. :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


If you listen closely, you can hear 3 guys screaming.

:lol::lol::lol:

[jakespoppy]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I only home schooled my last three years.

:lol::lol::lol:


Funny thing is, my Captain originally was trying to convince me they wanted to fight me. I laughed and said I could easily take those two by myself. Later, when the reality of the situation had been revealed, I didn't want to leave the office. The Captain and the one we call my wingman were making jokes about how those kids were going to....Well I won't say in polite company or here. They then started laughing at me pointing out I was going to fight them both before. Randy, they would have been added to the list of ones that the police took too long for.

Sounds like even 1 minute would have been too long for those guys. :lol::lol::lol:

[a_bit_crafty]

Hey, no fair, cross quoting from another thread. :lol:

I'll allow it.


That's scary.

Very. Because clearly, I wasn't paranoid about enough things.

[profsaffel]

I came back to school today after a day off and my 'heart incident' the day before. Some of my students asked if I was still alive. :001_rolle

[jakespoppy]

....Very. Because clearly, I wasn't paranoid about enough things.
There's enough to be paranoid about as it is. But I think staying alert may actually give you more of a sense of being in control.

By the way, what planet are you from, anyway?


I came back to school today after a day off and my 'heart incident' the day before. Some of my students asked if I was still alive. :001_rolle
You must still not look well, if you look dead. :w00t:

Seriously, though, are you comfortable with what the doctors have concluded and the advice they've given you?

[profsaffel]

Seriously, though, are you comfortable with what the doctors have concluded and the advice they've given you?

Really, the doctor didn't tell me anything other than he was convinced it was not a heart attack. :blink:

That's great, but it didn't really explain why I was sent to the ER to begin with. He did tell me to make an asap appointment with my regular physician whom I will see on Monday. We'll see where that goes. I guess in the meantime I'll try not to die. :glare:

[jpb286]

I came back to school today after a day off and my 'heart incident' the day before. Some of my students asked if I was still alive. :001_rolle

Were they concerned about you, or the prospect of having to learn a new teacher half way through the year?

[jakespoppy]

Really, the doctor didn't tell me anything other than he was convinced it was not a heart attack. :blink:

That's great, but it didn't really explain why I was sent to the ER to begin with. He did tell me to make an asap appointment with my regular physician whom I will see on Monday. We'll see where that goes. I guess in the meantime I'll try not to die. :glare:

I'm glad to hear you're not blowing it off. It may well be nothing serious, but it's better to know for certain. I'm glad you're doing well, but the symptoms you experienced are not something to ignore or dismiss as a fluke.

[jakespoppy]

Were they concerned about you, or the prospect of having to learn a new teacher half way through the year?

:lol::lol::lol:

Kids can be so sensitive, can't they?

[RichGem]

I came back to school today after a day off and my 'heart incident' the day before. Some of my students asked if I was still alive. :001_rolle

Let me guess, this was your honors-level class, right? :tongue_sm

[RichGem]

Really, the doctor didn't tell me anything other than he was convinced it was not a heart attack. :blink:

That's great, but it didn't really explain why I was sent to the ER to begin with. He did tell me to make an asap appointment with my regular physician whom I will see on Monday. We'll see where that goes. I guess in the meantime I'll try not to die. :glare:

I'm no doc, nor do I play one on TV, but stress can do funny things... like simulate a heart attack.

[blackfoot]

Very. Because clearly, I wasn't paranoid about enough things.

:lol::lol::lol:

The odds of being involved in a robbery are 1 in 419.1. The odds of dying from falling down are one in 246. Dying in a car accident: On in a hundred. That should help. :sneaky2:

[jakespoppy]

:lol::lol::lol:

The odds of being involved in a robbery are 1 in 419.1. The odds of dying from falling down are one in 246. Dying in a car accident: On in a hundred. That should help. :sneaky2:

and I wasn't scared about falling down....until now! :blink:

[blackfoot]

Really, the doctor didn't tell me anything other than he was convinced it was not a heart attack. :blink:

That's great, but it didn't really explain why I was sent to the ER to begin with. He did tell me to make an asap appointment with my regular physician whom I will see on Monday. We'll see where that goes. I guess in the meantime I'll try not to die. :glare:

A panic attack can often be similar to a heart attack too. I know I had a couple that really scared the doctors and nurses at work.

[a_bit_crafty]

:lol::lol::lol:

The odds of being involved in a robbery are 1 in 419.1. The odds of dying from falling down are one in 246. Dying in a car accident: On in a hundred. That should help. :sneaky2:

That actually made it a lot worse.


and I wasn't scared about falling down....until now! :blink:

I wasn't worried about dying in a car accident until now. :001_unsur

[blackfoot]

That actually made it a lot worse.



I wasn't worried about dying in a car accident until now. :001_unsur

I saw a lot more stats if you would like. :devil:

[jakespoppy]

That actually made it a lot worse.

I wasn't worried about dying in a car accident until now. :001_unsur

Now I'm worried about falling down and getting run over by a car! :bored:

[profsaffel]

Let me guess, this was your honors-level class, right? :tongue_sm

As a matter of fact... :tongue_sm

Ah, the future...

[RichGem]

Now I'm worried about falling down and getting run over by a car! :bored:

You're not a blond, so you're safe.

[jpb286]

:lol::lol::lol:

The odds of being involved in a robbery are 1 in 419.1. The odds of dying from falling down are one in 246. Dying in a car accident: On in a hundred. That should help. :sneaky2:

Great! I'm glad you did this after I needed Crafty to drive.


That actually made it a lot worse.



I wasn't worried about dying in a car accident until now. :001_unsur

You broke it, you buy it Blake.


I saw a lot more stats if you would like. :devil:

Now she won't leave the house, thanks.

[RichGem]

Great! I'm glad you did this after I needed Crafty to drive.



You broke it, you buy it Blake.



Now she won't leave the house, thanks.

Well, if she's gonna be home, she may as well work on that zucchini bread. :devil:

[jakespoppy]

....Now she won't leave the house, thanks.

Blake, have you got the stats on how many people die at home? and in bed? It's got to be astronomical! :001_cool:

[RichGem]

Blake, have you got the stats on how many people die at home? and in bed? It's got to be astronomical! :001_cool:

Actually, it's a very real stat that most accidents (particular car accidents) happen within five miles of one's home. So, if crafty's really worried, I'd advise moving.

[RichGem]

Blake, have you got the stats on how many people die at home? and in bed? It's got to be astronomical! :001_cool:

Most men die in the bathroom, particularly on the john. Bedroom is #2, I believe.

[jpb286]

Well, if she's gonna be home, she may as well work on that zucchini bread. :devil:

If you don't watch it, you might end up with a PITA.


Blake, have you got the stats on how many people die at home? and in bed? It's got to be astronomical! :001_cool:

With their boots on.

[RichGem]

If you don't watch it, you might end up with a PITA.

I thought you wanted zucchini bread.



With their boots on.

And chaps.

[Intrigued]

Now I'm worried about falling down and getting run over by a car! :bored:


You're not a blond, so you're safe.

Oh Great! Now I have to worry about falling down, getting run over by a car, and being blonde. :mad3:

[RichGem]

Oh Great! Now I have to worry about falling down, getting run over by a car, and being blonde. :mad3:

Some gals have all the luck. (to paraphrase Rod Stewart)

[jakespoppy]

Most men die in the bathroom, particularly on the john. Bedroom is #2, I believe.
Great, now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom! :blink:


...With their boots on.
Are you from Texas?


...And chaps.
and are you one of Blake's two new Emo-type friends?

[a_bit_crafty]

Now I'm worried about falling down and getting run over by a car! :bored:

Why, Blake? WHY????


Great! I'm glad you did this after I needed Crafty to drive.



You broke it, you buy it Blake.



Now she won't leave the house, thanks.

Hey. Shut it. Bread just came out of the oven and you can't have any if you keep up that attitude.

Well, if she's gonna be home, she may as well work on that zucchini bread. :devil:
You watch it.

[jakespoppy]

20 posts so far, triggered by one post with a few statistics. Blake, what is the statistical probability of a correlation to a nerdiness factor?

[jpb286]

Great, now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom! :blink:


Me too.



Are you from Texas?


Never been there. Flew over it a few times though.

[RichGem]

Me too.



Never been there. Flew over it a few times though.

At last, Super Man's true identity has been revealed!

[jakespoppy]

Never been there. Flew over it a few times though.That explains a mystery or two. We live not far from the main airport here, and what we thought were low-flying jets buzzing our house must have been you! :thumbup1:


At last, Super Man's true identity has been revealed!
But wait, what about Rob? :huh:

[blackfoot]

Great! I'm glad you did this after I needed Crafty to drive.



You broke it, you buy it Blake.



Now she won't leave the house, thanks.

:lol::lol::lol:


You broke it, you buy it Blake.

Um, what did I just by? :huh:


Well, if she's gonna be home, she may as well work on that zucchini bread. :devil:

:spockflam


Blake, have you got the stats on how many people die at home? and in bed? It's got to be astronomical! :001_cool:

:thumbup: You're evil! :sneaky2:


Most men die in the bathroom, particularly on the john. Bedroom is #2, I believe.

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/funny_motivational_posters_3200.jpg

[RichGem]

That explains a mystery or two. We live not far from the main airport here, and what we thought were low-flying jets buzzing our house must have been you! :thumbup1:


But wait, what about Rob? :huh:

Clearly, "he" -- whoever he really is -- has two accounts. :shifty:

[jakespoppy]

Clearly, "he" -- whoever he really is -- has two accounts. :shifty:

Ahhh...another mystery!

[jakespoppy]

:thumbup: You're evil! :sneaky2:

Evil! Hey! What planet are you from?

Oh wait, that's Crafty's question...........never mind.

[blackfoot]

Evil! Hey! What planet are you from?

Oh wait, that's Crafty's question...........never mind.

Is that a new custom title?

[skklog]

Most men die in the bathroom, particularly on the john. Bedroom is #2, I believe.

#2 :laugh:

I'm number 1, as you all know

[blackfoot]

#2 :laugh:

I'm number 1, as you all know

Klog!

[skklog]

Klog!

kloged, is that what kills them?:huh:

[jakespoppy]

Is that a new custom title?

Yes, I'm afraid so. And I can't explain, at least not publicly, or I might get either another custom title, or banned. :001_cool:

[RichGem]

kloged, is that what kills them?:huh:

No, that's the sound they make when they fall off the john.


Yes, I'm afraid so. And I can't explain, at least not publicly, or I might get either another custom title, or banned. :001_cool:

Oh, but I'm sure we can guess.

[blackfoot]

Yes, I'm afraid so. And I can't explain, at least not publicly, or I might get either another custom title, or banned. :001_cool:

Does your wife know? :scared:

[RichGem]

Does your wife know? :scared:

Maybe she's the hot potato, eh?

[blackfoot]

Maybe she's the hot potato, eh?

Most anything I say at this point will lead to trouble. So, I post this.

http://www.oneweb.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/what_the_funk_image.gif

[RichGem]

Most anything I say at this point will lead to trouble. So, I post this.

http://www.oneweb.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/what_the_funk_image.gif

Looks like the love child (pun intended) of Diana Ross and Rick James.

[jakespoppy]

Does your wife know? :scared:


Maybe she's the hot potato, eh?
Some things are just not explainable. I'm sure, in fact I have absolutely no doubt, that both of you gents have done some things that seemed funny to you at the time, but later, when you try to explain it, it just sounds absolutely astonishing, as in "What were you thinking?", especially to your better half who happens to think most of the things you think are hilarious are absolutely ridiculous?

Or maybe it's just me......:blink:

[RichGem]

Some things are just not explainable. I'm sure, in fact I have absolutely no doubt, that both of you gents have done some things that seemed funny to you at the time, but later, when you try to explain it, it just sounds absolutely astonishing, as in "What were you thinking?", especially to your better half who happens to think most of the things you think are hilarious are absolutely ridiculous?

Or maybe it's just me......:blink:

Most anything I say at this point will lead to trouble. So, I post this, the love child of Diana Ross & Rick James.

http://www.oneweb.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/what_the_funk_image.gif

[jakespoppy]

Ahem.....On the advise of counsel, by example, of RichGem and Blackfoot.......I post this. :whistling:


http://www.oneweb.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/what_the_funk_image.gif

[blackfoot]

Most anything I say at this point will lead to trouble. So, I post this, the love child of Diana Ross & Rick James.

http://www.oneweb.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/what_the_funk_image.gif


Ahem.....On the advise of counsel, by example, of RichGem and Blackfoot.......I post this. :whistling:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

Oh, and I found $5.

[jakespoppy]

Oh, and I found $5.

Hey, what planet are you from?

[RichGem]

Hey, what planet are you from?

Antarctica, why?:tongue_sm

[jakespoppy]

Antarctica, why?:tongue_sm

Because where I'm from, earth, we share our good fortune. So, about that $5....

[RichGem]

Because where I'm from, earth, we share our good fortune. So, about that $5....


Earth you say? Never heard of it. Do they make cheddar there?

[jakespoppy]

Earth you say? Never heard of it. Do they make cheddar there?

Only in the outermost, remote regions, far removed from civilization.

It's very good, though. :thumbup1:

[jpb286]

Um, what did I just by? :huh:


One slightly used wife, although a trade might be in order..... aaagggghhh....

Crafty here, Jamie is no longer with us.


Yes, I'm afraid so. And I can't explain, at least not publicly, or I might get either another custom title, or banned. :001_cool:

nice.


Looks like the love child (pun intended) of Diana Ross and Rick James.

Looks like a chia pet.


Antarctica, why?:tongue_sm

That's not a planet, please try again.

[jakespoppy]

One slightly used wife, although a trade might be in order..... aaagggghhh....

Crafty here, Jamie is no longer with us.
:lol::lol::lol:

Ahhem.....I mean, a moment of silence, please...."Jamie was a good TATer, and we will miss him..."



nice.
:blush:


Looks like a chia pet.
:lol::lol::lol:


That's not a planet, please try again.
Planets for $100, Alex...

[gollum83]

Holy cow! You folks have been busy today, so bear with me here...


BTW, I will actually be posting some real shaving related stuff this weekend. I have a couple of reviews and findings to post, and attempt to do some Wiki work. Weird. :blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:

Wait, wait, wait... we can do that here? :blink:


As long as you don't make lemonade!! :lol:

Man, I'll never look at fresh squeezed lemonade again. :eek:


Well, it still gets warm in the fall, especially as you go south. Another thing that it does is remove moisture so the windows stay fog free on rainy days. I could have throttled the mechanic the other day when he acted like it wasn't a big deal and bragged about not having AC in his car. I told him I don't have AC in my car either but I'm not driving it for 11 hours a day either.

Yeah, I imagine that 11 hours makes a big difference.


Do you at least get zucchini bread there?:huh:

What's with you and zucchini bread lately? :huh:


The other side of Crafty says shut your lack of pie hole.

:lol::lol::lol:


There's a rule against posting a link to your own blog? :confused:

Says who? :confused:


This is what I'm trying to figure out. Is Mr. Crafty wrong? He's wrong so little. I want him to be wrong just this one time. :glare:

I think he is. I think it only applies to links in your signature and well that's a moot point unless you contribute a considerable amount of coin to B&B.


That's all you got?

I had a disturbing night. There were two emo weirdos at work tonight sitting just outside of our office. I questioned their sexual orientation but they were not obvious.....Yet! I noticed they kept looking in the office but ignored it because sometimes people do that. Not much else to do in the lobby. Then, I exited. I had to pass by them a few times in the next hour. I heard them whistling and say something about a nice posterior and thought they were commenting on the rather very attractive nurse I was with at the time. However, The next few times, I was the only one present. :blink:

Of course, the other officers heard them from in the office. You, of course, know how supportive a group of guys like that can be. :glare:

My! How our young Blake has blossomed! Catching all the young men's eyes... :tongue_sm


1) You now have groupies! :thumbup1:

:lol::lol::lol:


2) Need we mention this as another advantage of going pantsless? :tongue_sm

Attracting emos? :blink:


3) Can you say m-e-n-a-g-e-a-t-r-o-i-s :lol:

For all our sakes, I hope not! :eek:


4) Were the other offices jealous of all the attention you were getting? :tongue_sm:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:


5) :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yes, and that too! :lol::lol::lol:


I actually put on my gear at our end of shift meeting. We then have to go back to the office one more time before we leave. I was praying they were gone before I walked through there in my chaps. :001_rolle

Yeah, I'd pray too. :lol::lol::lol:


I could just see you walking past them, they not realizing you're on the phone and hearing you say "Hey Baby, how you doin'?" :lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


I feel dirty. :blink:


You should.


Yes, seems appropriate.

:yesnod:


I just wish I had a friend, like Superman, or Batman..............:w00t:

Paging Rob. :001_rolle

Seriously, where is the Super Mod?


If you hadn't notice, I may not be the best person to take advice from. This technique did save me from being beat up by six dudes in the men's restroom when in High School though. :blush:

Weren't you home schooled? :blink:


Wow, your parents really took the whole "home schooling" thing to a whole new level. :eek:

:lol::lol::lol:


I only home schooled my last three years. :001_rolle

And he graduated Valedictorian too! :tongue_sm

Although it's much more impressive when you're also not last in class


Funny thing is, my Captain originally was trying to convince me they wanted to fight me. I laughed and said I could easily take those two by myself.

Yeah, I'm sure they would have enjoyed that. :tongue_sm


Most men die in the bathroom, particularly on the john. Bedroom is #2, I believe.

On the throne? Well I guess everyone wants to die on top.


At last, Super Man's true identity has been revealed!

Clark Kent? Oh look his disguise is glasses! :001_rolle


But wait, what about Rob? :huh:

Oddly enough, he's Supergirl. Best not ask more than that.


Clearly, "he" -- whoever he really is -- has two accounts. :shifty:

Hmm... interesting... :lol:


kloged, is that what kills them?:huh:

:lol::lol::lol:


Oh, and I found $5.

Rich, it's not found if you took it from my wallet. :glare:

[profsaffel]

Oddly enough, he's Supergirl. Best not ask more than that.




Sorry, but I prefer Powergirl. And there is no question where her power comes from. :tongue_sm

[jpb286]

Holy cow! You folks have been busy today, so bear with me here...


Today was a pretty boring day at work...



Yeah, I imagine that 11 hours makes a big difference.


I don't like my 20 minute commute, I couldn't imagine 11 hours a day driving.



What's with you and zucchini bread lately? :huh:


Crap, I forgot to get zucchini at the store.



I think he is. I think it only applies to links in your signature and well that's a moot point unless you contribute a considerable amount of coin to B&B.


For the record, this is a very short telephone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_%28game%29) game scenario. I heard from Crafty that you couldn't post your blog; I then mentioned it to her who forgot she mentioned it to me.

[blackfoot]

One slightly used wife, although a trade might be in order..... aaagggghhh....

i have a light to medium used, late 70's model red-head. Not as adept in the homemaker skills but she is low maintenance and gets great mileage. :lol:


What's with you and zucchini bread lately? :huh:


When isn't zucchini bread a good thing?

Very nice roll BTW. :w00t:

[jpb286]

i have a light to medium used, late 70's model red-head. Not as adept in the homemaker skills but she is low maintenance and gets great mileage. :lol:


I'm not going to touch that...


Oh, who am I kidding...

I don't know if that's an even trade, my model is slightly newer...


I learned a new word today, mondegreen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen)

[gollum83]

I don't like my 20 minute commute, I couldn't imagine 11 hours a day driving.

20 minutes? I wish! One hour each way here.


Crap, I forgot to get zucchini at the store.

At this rate we'll never get zucchini bread... :glare:


For the record, this is a very short telephone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_%28game%29) game scenario. I heard from Crafty that you couldn't post your blog; I then mentioned it to her who forgot she mentioned it to me.

Oh, I see. So it's her fault. Hope you enjoy sleeping on the couch there Jamie. :lol:


i have a light to medium used, late 70's model red-head. Not as adept in the homemaker skills but she is low maintenance and gets great mileage. :lol:

What? Are you trying to trade up? :laugh:


Very nice roll BTW. :w00t:

Thanks. I had lots of quality material to work with courtesy of Indiana's hottest security guard. :tongue_sm

[blackfoot]

20 minutes? I wish! One hour each way here.

Yeah, I've never lived that close to work either.


What? Are you trying to trade up? :laugh:

Okay, I better not touch this. It is amazing I don't wake up dead.


(I love that phrase.) :lol:


Thanks. I had lots of quality material to work with courtesy of Indiana's hottest security guard. :tongue_sm

:ladysman:

[RichGem]

I'm not going to touch that...


Oh, who am I kidding...

I don't know if that's an even trade, my model is slightly newer...


I learned a new word today, mondegreen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen)

So did I. I was familiar with all the musical examples, tho. However, literally up until now, I really thought the Beatles lyric was in fact, "I get high." :lol:

[blackfoot]

Odd that I actually knew about this when you guys didn't. The Knights of Nerdliness need to step up a bit. :a24:

[GDCarrington]

Odd that I actually knew about this when you guys didn't. The Knights of Nerdliness need to step up a bit. :a24:

There have been budget cuts, the Knights of Nerdliness can only work on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturdays. You will have to wait until tomorrow.
Oops, wrong thread :blushing:.

[blackfoot]

There have been budget cuts, the Knights of Nerdliness can only work on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturdays. You will have to wait until tomorrow.
Oops, wrong thread :blushing:.

There really should be better signage. :lol:

[gollum83]

I'm ready for Halloween now! :biggrin:

http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pumpkin9.jpg

[RichGem]

I'm ready for Halloween now! :biggrin:

http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pumpkin9.jpg

The likeness to your avi is just illuminating.

[blackfoot]

I'm ready for Halloween now! :biggrin:

http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pumpkin9.jpg

Nice :thumbup1:

[gollum83]

The likeness to your avi is just illuminating.

Your compliments leave me beaming, sire. :biggrin:


Nice :thumbup1:

For other equally nerdy pumpkins: 13 Geeky Pumpkins (http://fandomania.com/fandomestic-13-geeky-fandom-pumpkins/). Check out #5! :w00t:

[blackfoot]

Your compliments leave me beaming, sire. :biggrin:



For other equally nerdy pumpkins: 13 Geeky Pumpkins (http://fandomania.com/fandomestic-13-geeky-fandom-pumpkins/). Check out #5! :w00t:

I like number 1.

[gollum83]

I like number 1.

Just watch out for those pesky X-wing pumpkins...

http://blastr.com/assets_c/2009/09/PumpkinXWing-thumb-330x219-24956.jpg

If one of them manages to reach the thermal exhaust port, well your Death Star pumpkin might look more like...

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2006/10/17/Pumpkin_Pie_lg.jpg

:glare:

[blackfoot]

Just watch out for those pesky X-wing pumpkins...

http://blastr.com/assets_c/2009/09/PumpkinXWing-thumb-330x219-24956.jpg

If one of them manages to reach the thermal exhaust port, well your Death Star pumpkin might look more like...

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2006/10/17/Pumpkin_Pie_lg.jpg

:glare:

Or

http://khairilhusni.blogmas.com/files/2008/12/smashing-pumpkins-2.jpg

[gollum83]

Or

http://khairilhusni.blogmas.com/files/2008/12/smashing-pumpkins-2.jpg

Just as long as you don't go talking about a penguin in a cage again...

[GDCarrington]

Just as long as you don't go talking about a penguin in a cage again...

..

[a_bit_crafty]

One slightly used wife, although a trade might be in order..... aaagggghhh....

Crafty here, Jamie is no longer with us.



nice.



Looks like a chia pet.



That's not a planet, please try again.

First off, admit my awesomeness and cut the snark. Second, Crafty is very unamused with your impersonation of her. Very unamused indeed.


Today was a pretty boring day at work...



I don't like my 20 minute commute, I couldn't imagine 11 hours a day driving.



Crap, I forgot to get zucchini at the store.



For the record, this is a very short telephone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_%28game%29) game scenario. I heard from Crafty that you couldn't post your blog; I then mentioned it to her who forgot she mentioned it to me.

No fault of mine.


I'm not going to touch that...


Oh, who am I kidding...

I don't know if that's an even trade, my model is slightly newer...


I learned a new word today, mondegreen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen)

Again, admit my awesomeness and cut the snark.


I'm ready for Halloween now! :biggrin:

http://fandomania.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pumpkin9.jpg

If that's yours, bravo! If not, shame on you for plagiarism.

[blackfoot]

No fault of mine.

She has you by the zucchini on that one.

[jakespoppy]

i have a light to medium used, late 70's model red-head. Not as adept in the homemaker skills but she is low maintenance and gets great mileage. :lol:


I'm not going to touch that...


Oh, who am I kidding...

I don't know if that's an even trade, my model is slightly newer...

Gents, I hate to be the Rules Natzi, but I believe all trade transactions must be done on the BST.


learned a new word today, mondegreen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen)I've noticed lots of these in music, but didn't know they had a word.


Okay, I better not touch this. It is amazing I don't wake up dead.

(I love that phrase.) :lol:
Yeah, that's funny!


:ladysman:
So you did have pics of your and the 2 Emos?

Oh, those are just emoticons.


So did I. I was familiar with all the musical examples, tho. However, literally up until now, I really thought the Beatles lyric was in fact, "I get high." :lol:
Yeah, me too.


For other equally nerdy pumpkins: 13 Geeky Pumpkins (http://fandomania.com/fandomestic-13-geeky-fandom-pumpkins/). Check out #5! :w00t:
I like #11. We have lots of small children in our neighborhood. Can't have them too scary.

[jakespoppy]

First off, admit my awesomeness and cut the snark. Second, Crafty is very unamused with your impersonation of her. Very unamused indeed.

No fault of mine.

Again, admit my awesomeness and cut the snark.

If that's yours, bravo! If not, shame on you for plagiarism.
Good evening, Crafty. Have a good day? :biggrin1:

*Holy Toledo, Jamie, you better choose your words very carefully! Whatever you do, don't ask her what planet she's from. You might lose a zucchini for that one tonight!* :w00t:


She has you by the zucchini on that one.
:lol::lol::lol:

Exactly!

[blackfoot]

Gents, I hate to be the Rules Natzi, but I believe all trade transactions must be done on the BST.

Right you are. Going to PM. :001_rolle


So you did have pics of your and the 2 Emos?

Oh, those are just emoticons.

:glare:

[a_bit_crafty]

Good evening, Crafty. Have a good day? :biggrin1:

*Holy Toledo, Jamie, you better choose your words very carefully! Whatever you do, don't ask her what planet she's from. You might lose a zucchini for that one tonight!* :w00t:


:lol::lol::lol:

Exactly!

Mostly. A couple of epic meltdowns from the males of the household of varying sizes, but generally good. Yours?

Yes, Jamie needs to choose carefully. Very carefully. And if I have to tell either of you what planet I'm from again, I'll be sending #5 on that pumpkin list after you.

[blackfoot]

So, Mrs. Blackfoot just reminded me a little bit ago that The Mississinewa 1812 War Reenactment (http://www.mississinewa1812.com/) is this weekend. This is the largest 1812 War reenactment there is and is held about 45 minutes from my place. I religiously go every year. I unfortunately missed all of the other similar events in the area this year so this may be the only one I break my character out for this year.

[blackfoot]

Mostly. A couple of epic meltdowns from the males of the household of varying sizes, but generally good. Yours?

Yes, Jamie needs to choose carefully. Very carefully. And if I have to tell either of you what planet I'm from again, I'll be sending #5 on that pumpkin list after you.

I know I would certainly be more careful if I didn't have nearly an entire nation separating us. At that range, my defense systems should be more than adequate. I am, of course, in the underground bunker hiding. :lol:

[jakespoppy]

Mostly. A couple of epic meltdowns from the males of the household of varying sizes, but generally good. Yours?

Yes, Jamie needs to choose carefully. Very carefully. And if I have to tell either of you what planet I'm from again, I'll be sending #5 on that pumpkin list after you.

I had a very good day, thanks. Got to play on here a little, while doing a little work. No meltdowns, thankfully. And I'm looking forward to the weekend. Tomorrow morning we get to watch 7 year olds play baseball, and then we're heading to a Trade Days at a small town about an hour away, so that should be fun.

And you don't have to tell me what planet you're from. I'll go back and look at your earlier post. I remember it had a funny name. Just don't send any scary pumpkins my way. Pumpkin pies would be okay....No, I've seen pics of your pumpkin pies. That wouldn't be okay, that would be freakin' awesome if you sent your pumpkin pies this way.

[RichGem]

Uh, Blake... these, uh, guys?, are waiting in your office for you. They want to know if you can come out and play. :scared: What should I tell them?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/Emo2.jpg/800px-Emo2.jpg

[jakespoppy]

So, Mrs. Blackfoot just reminded me a little bit ago that The Mississinewa 1812 War Reenactment (http://www.mississinewa1812.com/) is this weekend. This is the largest 1812 War reenactment there is and is held about 45 minutes from my place. I religiously go every year. I unfortunately missed all of the other similar events in the area this year so this may be the only one I break my character out for this year.

Sounds like a lot of fun! :thumbup1:

[blackfoot]

And then he started throwing sea creatures. (http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/jellyfish-tossing-helps-land-madeira-beach-man-in-jail/1034519)

[blackfoot]

Sounds like a lot of fun! :thumbup1:

Should be. This is the first year I have went in character and had decent weather. It is always blazing hot or cold! My costume is not complete enough yet to be able to adapt to that range. Hopefully, I will be able to convince the love of my life *is she looking?* to allow me to spend a little money for supplies so I can get started on the next part.

[blackfoot]

Uh, Blake... these, uh, guys?, are waiting in your office for you. They want to know if you can come out and play. :scared: What should I tell them?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/Emo2.jpg/800px-Emo2.jpg

Actually, these two were more Matrix wannabes than anything.

[jakespoppy]

And then he started throwing sea creatures. (http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/jellyfish-tossing-helps-land-madeira-beach-man-in-jail/1034519)

Make sure you don't carry a pocket knife in your shorts at the reenactment this weekend, and take lots of clams with you. Just no sea creatures.

The date this weekend is 10/10/10.

[jakespoppy]

Should be. This is the first year I have went in character and had decent weather. It is always blazing hot or cold! My costume is not complete enough yet to be able to adapt to that range. Hopefully, I will be able to convince the love of my life *is she looking?* to allow me to spend a little money for supplies so I can get started on the next part.

Which side/character are you reenacting?

[blackfoot]

Make sure you don't carry a pocket knife in your shorts at the reenactment this weekend, and take lots of clams with you. Just no sea creatures.

The date this weekend is 10/10/10.

I was supposed to go to a blacksmith friend of mine who was going to teach me to make my own knife for my character but I forgot and never met up with him. I will have to call him.

[blackfoot]

Which side/character are you reenacting?

My character is actually a half breed trader. Or, he will be when finished.

[jakespoppy]

My character is actually a half breed trader. Or, he will be when finished.

Cool.

[blackfoot]

Make sure you don't carry a pocket knife in your shorts at the reenactment this weekend, and take lots of clams with you. Just no sea creatures.

The date this weekend is 10/10/10.

No pocket knife anyhow. I have to leave behind all of my usual accoutrement. Watch, necklaces, bracelet, even my wedding ring!

[blackfoot]

Cool.

So far, everything I have is made by me except for the head scarf, sash, and matching leg ties. Shirt, moccasins, buckskin pants, long bow, possibles bag, quiver, arrows,...That may be it, I made.

[blackfoot]

Am I allowed to post this?

http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9d631b3127ccec7801a0c813b00000040O01AZMWbZk1aMg e3nw8/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/

[blackfoot]

Oh my! For the first time since my vacation, I am completely caught up on all of my subscribed threads. I posted something like 120 posts today. It is time I sign off. C-Ya!

[jakespoppy]

Oh my! For the first time since my vacation, I am completely caught up on all of my subscribed threads. I posted something like 120 posts today. It is time I sign off. C-Ya!

Have a good weekend!

[blackfoot]

Have a good weekend!

You as well, my friend!

[gollum83]

First off, admit my awesomeness and cut the snark. Second, Crafty is very unamused with your impersonation of her. Very unamused indeed.

Told you, Jamie. Hope the couch is comfy. :lol:


If that's yours, bravo! If not, shame on you for plagiarism.

But, but... yes ma'am... :a36:


She has you by the zucchini on that one.

:lol::lol::lol:


So you did have pics of your and the 2 Emos?

Oh, those are just emoticons.

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that! :lol:


So, Mrs. Blackfoot just reminded me a little bit ago that The Mississinewa 1812 War Reenactment (http://www.mississinewa1812.com/) is this weekend. This is the largest 1812 War reenactment there is and is held about 45 minutes from my place. I religiously go every year. I unfortunately missed all of the other similar events in the area this year so this may be the only one I break my character out for this year.

Hey that looks pretty cool! :w00t:


Oh my! For the first time since my vacation, I am completely caught up on all of my subscribed threads. I posted something like 120 posts today. It is time I sign off. C-Ya!

Only 120 posts today? :tongue_sm

[SRock]

Oh my! For the first time since my vacation, I am completely caught up on all of my subscribed threads. I posted something like 120 posts today. It is time I sign off. C-Ya!

That is totally insane!

[jakespoppy]

...I posted something like 120 posts today.


That is totally insane!

And he was only online for 30 minutes! :001_cool:

[blackfoot]

That is totally insane!

:yesnod:


And he was only online for 30 minutes! :001_cool:

Magic fingers :001_cool:

[RichGem]

:yesnod:



Magic fingers :001_cool:

You were a coin-based bed accessory in the mid- '70s? :confused: