The Anything Thread

[RichGem]

nice you have plate bears

I've seen bronzed bears. I never knew you could plate them.

[Swampfox]

What the heck? Santa Claus? :confused1

Even Santa has a vice. Normally it's chicks, but on Christmas Day, it's Luck Strikes.


Huh. And I thought it was Tux as "Judge Dred." Well, you live and learn.

Duck Sauce.


I've seen bronzed bears. I never knew you could plate them.

Armor plated bears. Ready for battle, Sir!

[gollum83]

Even Santa has a vice. Normally it's chicks, but on Christmas Day, it's Luck Strikes.

Why the heck would I care about that? I asked for a facepalm not Santa Claus. :001_huh:

[Swampfox]

Why the heck would I care about that? I asked for a facepalm not Santa Claus. :001_huh:

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/8225bbf9-b60f-4791-bd6a-3e978c3949b3.jpg

[RichGem]

Even Santa has a vice. Normally it's chicks, but on Christmas Day, it's Luck Strikes.




Like Lucky Strikes, Santa is also so round, so firm, so fully packed. Lucky Strikes means fine tobacco.

[sol92258]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-do-not-ride-triceratops.jpg

[gollum83]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/8225bbf9-b60f-4791-bd6a-3e978c3949b3.jpg

Fine! Fine! I'll do it myself...

http://xspblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/facepalm.jpg

The first one is for Rich, the rest are for you Ray. :001_tt2:


Like Lucky Strikes, Santa is also so round, so firm, so fully packed. Lucky Strikes means fine tobacco.

Correction the first two are for Rich, but the rest are still yours Ray. :001_rolle

[RichGem]

Matt, you have far too much free time. :001_tt2:

[RichGem]

The currently-being-broadcast episode of NCIS just referenced Dr. Who and the Tardis.

:thumbup1:

[Swampfox]

Like Lucky Strikes, Santa is also so round, so firm, so fully packed. Lucky Strikes means fine tobacco.

:thumbup1:


Fine! Fine! I'll do it myself...

http://xspblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/facepalm.jpg

The first one is for Rich, the rest are for you Ray. :001_tt2:



Correction the first two are for Rich, but the rest are still yours Ray. :001_rolle

:lol::lol::lol:


The currently-being-broadcast episode of NCIS just referenced Dr. Who and the Tardis.

:thumbup1:

Cool

[sol92258]

Rbf

[blackfoot]

Warning! Shaving related content follows! Warning!

So I have time for two passes when I shave before work in the morning. Normally, I do two north to south passes with some blade buffing, and get a perfectly DFS. But for the last week or so I've been experimenting with one north to south pass followed by one south to north pass. I've been using my Fat Boy and whichever blade I happen to decide to use next...

So today's shave was with a Nacet Platinum blade as was the closest I've had to BBS ever! Phenomenal shave, with only a small amount of irritation and AS sting. Still, my face is smoother than it's ever been, in both directions...

We now return you to your regularly scheduled insanity...

Cool!

Good evening TATers!

[Swampfox]

Cool!

Good evening TATers!

Good evening, Lord Blackfoot.

[Intrigued]

No, but he referred me. Now, fancy my new outfit?


120911



It looks like your channeling Blake! :blink:

[blackfoot]

If I haven't already said so, my vacation got approved! On the countdown now.

[sol92258]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/caption-this-picture1.jpg?w=450&h=439

[gollum83]

If I haven't already said so, my vacation got approved! On the countdown now.

Vacation? Where to? :w00t:

[Swampfox]

120911



It looks like your channeling Blake! :blink:

The BlakeChannel: All Blakeshido, all the time.


If I haven't already said so, my vacation got approved! On the countdown now.

:thumbup1:

[RichGem]

If I haven't already said so, my vacation got approved! On the countdown now.

*ahem* are you perhaps forgetting some *other* paperwork that needs to be approved? :whistling:

[Swampfox]

*ahem* are you perhaps forgetting some *other* paperwork that needs to be approved? :whistling:

Yes, walk into his office in your "Vacation outfit" for once! :mad3:

[sol92258]

Shaq just got his head shaved with a brush and straight at Art of Shaving on Shaq versus....

EDIT: who's the little twit with the business end of a mop stuck on his (?) head?

[Swampfox]

Quell the rioters! We have a sleep walking rebellion on our nightstands!

[gollum83]

Yes, walk into his office in your "Vacation outfit" for once! :mad3:

Why would the Czar want to see that? Blake is bound to be sporting a much more relaxed look come vacation time. :eek:

[RichGem]

Why would the Czar want to see that? Blake is bound to be sporting a much more relaxed look come vacation time. :eek:

Actually, rumor has it that he wears linen on vacation. Still, I can easily pass on the seeing part.

[Swampfox]

Actually, rumor has it that he wears linen on vacation. Still, I can easily pass on the seeing part.

I can confirm that.

[Intrigued]

Why would the Czar want to see that? Blake is bound to be sporting a much more relaxed look come vacation time. :eek:


Actually, rumor has it that he wears linen on vacation. Still, I can easily pass on the seeing part.


I can confirm that.

And considering the alternative I say thank goodness for the linen. :blink:

[Intrigued]

If I haven't already said so, my vacation got approved! On the countdown now.

:thumbup: Enjoy your vacation!
Keep us posted and I mean keep us "posted". :001_smile

[OldSaw]

Hey guys... What's up?

[Intrigued]

Hey guys... What's up?

Hi! How goes the moving? :001_smile

[DunEdinRanger]

I have a lot of catching up to do, but thought I would share this.

http://www.dorkly.com/tag/pwn-my-life

[OldSaw]

Hi! How goes the moving? :001_smile

Torture... torture... torture...










Got everything out of the apartment and cleaned it up. It looks "move in ready." So I'm feeling pretty good about that. We still have a lot of settling in to do at the cottage. I'll leave most of that up to my wife, as I am just starting my new job. Hopefully she will get it together before I swing by to pick her up and we hit the road.

[RichGem]

I have a lot of catching up to do, but thought I would share this.

http://www.dorkly.com/tag/pwn-my-life

I think there's a certain Canadian that will be forwarded that link (if he doesn't have it already).

BTW Lou, which "anonymous" are you on there there? :wink: :biggrin:

[DunEdinRanger]

I think there's a certain Canadian that will be forwarded that link (if he doesn't have it already).

BTW Lou, which "anonymous" are you on there there? :wink: :biggrin:

None! But I'll let you know if any of my student workers posted. :)

[Intrigued]

Torture... torture... torture...










Got everything out of the apartment and cleaned it up. It looks "move in ready." So I'm feeling pretty good about that. We still have a lot of settling in to do at the cottage. I'll leave most of that up to my wife, as I am just starting my new job. Hopefully she will get it together before I swing by to pick her up and we hit the road.

Glad to hear it's at least starting to come together. Hope the new job goes well for you both! :thumbup:

[moonshine44]

The currently-being-broadcast episode of NCIS just referenced Dr. Who and the Tardis.

:thumbup1:

Amazing coincidence: I'm watching the late showing of NCIS and McGee had just made the comment about Dr. Who and the Tardis mere seconds before I read Rich's post...

[RichGem]

Amazing coincidence: I'm watching the late showing of NCIS and McGee had just made the comment about Dr. Who and the Tardis mere seconds before I read Rich's post...


Oh? You didn't hear? Penguin Czars have TARDISes now too. :thumbsup:

:biggrin1:

[blackfoot]

Vacation? Where to? :w00t:

Going to Central Wisconsin so my wife can work for five days. I have no idea what I am going to do during that. Sounds like the town's big tourist attraction is the church and a antique store. So, that may be boring. I want to rent a motorcycle and ride it around the countryside. But, I doubt we can afford that. I will bring my fishing gear. That should occupy some of my time. Then, we are heading to another small town near the Mississippi and renting a houseboat for a few days. Apparently a nearby town actually has docks for tourist to park at for free to shop and stuff. That is the fun part of the trip.


The BlakeChannel: All Blakeshido, all the time.


Brilliant! That would save so much time in story telling.


*ahem* are you perhaps forgetting some *other* paperwork that needs to be approved? :whistling:

Didn't you sign that? :huh:


Actually, rumor has it that he wears linen on vacation. Still, I can easily pass on the seeing part.


I can confirm that.

I wonder what James Bond would wear on this trip.


:thumbup: Enjoy your vacation!
Keep us posted and I mean keep us "posted". :001_smile

Since there is nothing to do the first week, I will likely be around. :blush:

[Swampfox]

Got everything out of the apartment and cleaned it up. It looks "move in ready." So I'm feeling pretty good about that. We still have a lot of settling in to do at the cottage. I'll leave most of that up to my wife, as I am just starting my new job. Hopefully she will get it together before I swing by to pick her up and we hit the road.

:thumbup1: Glad to hear that things are going as well as they can in a move.


I wonder what James Bond would wear on this trip.

At some point...nothing. :001_huh:

[blackfoot]

At some point...nothing. :001_huh:

That goes without saying. He has to seduce at least one woman within minutes of meeting her. :lol:

[Swampfox]

EDIT: who's the little twit with the business end of a mop stuck on his (?) head?

:blink::huh:


That goes without saying. He has to seduce at least one woman within minutes of meeting her. :lol:

:lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

The last hour of work can be so bloody slow!

[Swampfox]

***Warning Shaving related post***

I have been revisiting my adjustables since coming off the 2 week GEM run. Monday Night I used the Super, which is my current favorite among adjustables, and last night I used the Slim. I'm not sure if it was the SEs that have helped, but my technique has drastically improved since I last used an adjustable. I have received two very good shaves - not SE quality, mind you - with razors I was about to write off. I will still probably give up the Slim in the future, though, but will keep the Super. Tonight, I think I'm going to use the Fatboy.:thumbup1:


The last hour of work can be so bloody slow!

For me it goes by faster because I am running out of time to get things done.

[blackfoot]

For me it goes by faster because I am running out of time to get things done.

I am watching a woman sleep. Why a Patient Watch was called for this I have no idea. :thumbdown

[Swampfox]

I am watching a woman sleep.

:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:

SECURITY!!!!!! Oh, wait! You are the security!

[SRock]

Now Rob, is that any sort of SlagleFlood of epic proportions that we have been expecting? When I saw that you had posted I expected about 500 multiquotes about long forgotten discussions.

That said, welcome back! :thumbup1:

:lol::lol::lol:


I too am greatly disappointed. All that mental preparation and for what? :nonod:

Well, glad you're back in any case, Rob.

Sorry guys, life has been crazy busy as of late.


OMFG! that could be the funniest thing ever!!!

Possibly


:lol::lol:



I know. :001_rolle



:lol::lol::lol:



Yeah, I'm going to have to send some penguinators out to bring the whipping boy back.



My own personal roll, I am so proud.

Glad to see you stick your nose in here Rob. :thumbup:



Oh my! I need to look at the pre assigned thing just in case.

:thumbup1::thumbup1::thumbup1:


Reminds me of a Futurama Episode where Bender interferes with the TV...

That was my first thought as well.


If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times. Get out of my head and stay there. I had that thought first.

:lol:


So, what are you trying to say, Rob........:glare:



Ready!



Don't worry, Blake and I will be there to pick the worst players. :lol:



:thumbup1::thumbup1::thumbup1:



:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:

Nothing, but I dig the new avatar!


If I haven't already said so, my vacation got approved! On the countdown now.

Awesome!

[blackfoot]

:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:

SECURITY!!!!!! Oh, wait! You are the security!

You know who makes the best criminals.


:lol::lol::lol:



Sorry guys, life has been crazy busy as of late.



Possibly



:thumbup1::thumbup1::thumbup1:



That was my first thought as well.



:lol:



Nothing, but I dig the new avatar!



Awesome!

Good evening Rob!

[Swampfox]

Nothing, but I dig the new avatar!

Thanks! As the Judge, I currently assist Blake with Clown House security. Although, he spends most of his time watching sleeping posters. :blink::blink::blink:

[blackfoot]

Thanks! As the Judge, I currently assist Blake with Clown House security. Although, he spends most of his time watching sleeping posters. :blink::blink::blink:

They take less energy to catch.

[Swampfox]

They take less energy to catch.

Well, need to do some chores and head to work. Later genteelfolk.

[blackfoot]

Well, need to do some chores and head to work. Later genteelfolk.

Enjoy!

[jpb286]

I have a lot of catching up to do, but thought I would share this.

http://www.dorkly.com/tag/pwn-my-life

Wow, that is all that I can say. :yikes:


Torture... torture... torture...










Got everything out of the apartment and cleaned it up. It looks "move in ready." So I'm feeling pretty good about that. We still have a lot of settling in to do at the cottage. I'll leave most of that up to my wife, as I am just starting my new job. Hopefully she will get it together before I swing by to pick her up and we hit the road.

Hopefully all will go well moving in. :thumbup1:


Amazing coincidence: I'm watching the late showing of NCIS and McGee had just made the comment about Dr. Who and the Tardis mere seconds before I read Rich's post...

:001_rolle



At some point...nothing. :001_huh:

:lol::lol::lol:


The last hour of work can be so bloody slow!

Tell me about it... At least today is my last "work" day this week. 5 day weekend, I'm using my 10 hours of award time off!


I am watching a woman sleep. Why a Patient Watch was called for this I have no idea. :thumbdown

The first part of that post was quite disturbing... and then I got the the next sentence and it all makes sense now.


You know who makes the best criminals.
Good evening Rob!

Criminals? Oh, you mean...

Also, Good evening Rob.

[blackfoot]

The first part of that post was quite disturbing... and then I got the the next sentence and it all makes sense now.

:lol::lol::lol:

I almost sent that alone and then realized how it would be taken. Thus I added the qualifier. :001_rolle

The maturity level of this place, sheez! Which is why I fit in. :blush:

[jpb286]

:lol::lol::lol:

I almost sent that alone and then realized how it would be taken. Thus I added the qualifier. :001_rolle

The maturity level of this place, sheez! Which is why I fit in. :blush:

What maturity? It would have been pretty funny if you hadn't qualified your statement.

[DunEdinRanger]

Going to Central Wisconsin so my wife can work for five days. I have no idea what I am going to do during that. .





Visit Mama Bear's Soap Works?

[a_bit_crafty]

Torture... torture... torture...










Got everything out of the apartment and cleaned it up. It looks "move in ready." So I'm feeling pretty good about that. We still have a lot of settling in to do at the cottage. I'll leave most of that up to my wife, as I am just starting my new job. Hopefully she will get it together before I swing by to pick her up and we hit the road.

Glad things are going OK.


Oh? You didn't hear? Penguin Czars have TARDISes now too. :thumbsup:

:biggrin1:
I wish we had a gas mask smiley so that I can put "Are you my mummy?" here. It seems like it would fit.



What maturity? It would have been pretty funny if you hadn't qualified your statement.

And good morning to you, Mr. Crafty.

And now, I have more stuff to do.

[blackfoot]

Visit Mama Bear's Soap Works?

For some reason I thought she was in Michigan. :huh:

[RichGem]

For some reason I thought she was in Michigan. :huh:

:eek:

:spockflam

:yikes:

:ohmy:

:eek:

[blackfoot]

:eek:

:spockflam

:yikes:

:ohmy:

:eek:

From what I can tell, she might as well be. She is clear up at the state line. Looks like it is a 2 1/2 hour drive. I may try to make it one day I am alone or something.

[SpyvSpy]

They stole me....











http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/Sb_E1nz233I/AAAAAAAAIjM/8tc9zZTQVsY/s400/lucky+charms.png

[jpb286]

For those so inclined here (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=2365728) is a Happy Birthday thread for a certain TATer.

[sol92258]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129131591767815597.jpg

[Swampfox]

I just down from the Isle of Skye
I'm no very big but I'm awful shy
All the lassies shout as I walk by,
"Donald, Where's Your Trousers?"

Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I go
All the lassies cry, "Hello!
Donald, where's your trousers?"


The maturity level of this place, sheez! Which is why I fit in. :blush:

Junior high, man, junior high!


What maturity? It would have been pretty funny if you hadn't qualified your statement.

I fixed it anyhow.


They stole me....











http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/Sb_E1nz233I/AAAAAAAAIjM/8tc9zZTQVsY/s400/lucky+charms.png

Nice to see you stopped in for a visit. You can come in here anytime you wish. :thumbup1:

[blackfoot]

You've got to be kidding me! Where has everybody been?

[sol92258]

You've got to be kidding me! Where has everybody been?
I'm not kidding you, and stop calling me Youve


:blink:

[blackfoot]

I'm not kidding you, and stop calling me Youve


:blink:


:huh:



:lol:

[Swampfox]

You've got to be kidding me! Where has everybody been?

I went to a fancy ball
It was slippery in the hall
I was afeared that I may fall
Because I nay had on trousers

[RichGem]

I went to a fancy ball
It was slippery in the hall
I was afeared that I may fall
Because I nay had on trousers

So... Blake's been writing poetry AND drinking?! woo hoo!

http://ui30.gamespot.com/573/popcorn_4.gifhttp://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll59/MeekOneGOP/EatingPopcorn.gif

[RichGem]

I'm not kidding you, and stop calling me Youve


:blink:




:huh:



:lol:

Really, Blake. You should know by now that he prefers "Shirley."

[Swampfox]

I went down to London town
To have a little fun in the underground
All the Ladies turned their heads around, saying,
"Donald, where's your trousers?"




So... Blake's been writing poetry AND drinking?! woo hoo!

http://ui30.gamespot.com/573/popcorn_4.gifhttp://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll59/MeekOneGOP/EatingPopcorn.gif

Yeah, I have been posting that song in tribute to the Blake.


Really, Blake. You should know by now that he prefers "Shirley."

:lol::lol:

[RichGem]

1BzmOg1uDKY

[RichGem]

e3IDymh5g8c

[blackfoot]

Really, Blake. You should know by now that he prefers "Shirley."

:001_rolle

Quote of the day:

Do you, by any chance, know my girlfriend's husband?

[RichGem]

:001_rolle

Quote of the day:

Do you, by any chance, know my girlfriend's husband?

Um.... does your wife know about this? :confused:

[blackfoot]

Um.... does your wife know about this? :confused:

:innocent:

[Gruder]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129131591767815597.jpg

Yes, dear. :tongue_sm

[blackfoot]

Yes, dear. :tongue_sm

And that was the last we heard from Chad. :lol:

[gollum83]

I am watching a woman sleep. Why a Patient Watch was called for this I have no idea. :thumbdown

Creep. :tongue:


Visit Mama Bear's Soap Works?

Florence is in northern Wisconsin, Lou.


For some reason I thought she was in Michigan. :huh:

Well Florence is right on the border. US-2/US-141 pops out in into Florence south of Crystal Falls, Michigan before heading back into Michigan wear it passes through Iron Mountain. Seeing as it is the main road in Florence maybe that's where your confusion stems from?


You've got to be kidding me! Where has everybody been?

Some of us have to work for a living mister. :glare:


e3IDymh5g8c

No, not John! :eek:

Pirate he may be, that little rubber duck didn't deserve that. :sad:

[RichGem]

Florence is in northern Wisconsin, Lou.



And also the maid on the "The Jeffersons." I don't think she was from Wisconsin tho.




No, not John! :eek:

Pirate he may be, that little rubber duck didn't deserve that. :sad:

RotFL. I didn't even think of that. :lol:

[blackfoot]

Well Florence is right on the border. US-2/US-141 pops out in into Florence south of Crystal Falls, Michigan before heading back into Michigan wear it passes through Iron Mountain. Seeing as it is the main road in Florence maybe that's where your confusion stems from?


I am thinking about trying to get up there.

[RichGem]

I am thinking about trying to get up there.

"Try, there is not. Do or not do only, there is."


:biggrin1:

[blackfoot]

"Try, there is not. Do or not do only, there is."


:biggrin1:

:a45:

[gollum83]

"Try, there is not. Do or not do only, there is."


:biggrin1:

Jedi penguins? And you guys still can't figure out how to fly? :001_rolle

[RichGem]

Jedi penguins? And you guys still can't figure out how to fly? :001_rolle


Or can we? :ihih:

[RichGem]

http://www.flowgo.com/funny/1262_bladder-ballad.html

[blackfoot]

http://www.flowgo.com/funny/1262_bladder-ballad.html

:blink:

[gollum83]

:blink:

I concur with Lord Blackfoot... :blink:

[Swampfox]

http://www.flowgo.com/funny/1262_bladder-ballad.html

What the :censored:?

[Swampfox]

The long awaited post -


Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Greenbarrow Republik
Posts: 6,666

[DunEdinRanger]

I just down from the Isle of Skye
I'm no very big but I'm awful shy
All the lassies shout as I walk by,
"Donald, Where's Your Trousers?"

Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I go
All the lassies cry, "Hello!
Donald, where's your trousers?"


Skye is one of the most scenic places on God's Green Earth. There is a beauty in the stark landscape that is beyond words to describe.



http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/222/55/47700012/n47700012_30415565_4574.jpg

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http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/222/55/47700012/n47700012_30415603_6131.jpg


http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/222/55/47700012/n47700012_30415567_5161.jpg




You've got to be kidding me! Where has everybody been?

Mowing the lawn, eating dinner, hiring evil minions, and writing e-mail announcements for work.

[Swampfox]

Skye is one of the most scenic places on God's Green Earth. There is a beauty in the stark landscape that is beyond words to describe.



http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/222/55/47700012/n47700012_30415565_4574.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/222/55/47700012/n47700012_30415599_4810.jpg


http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/222/55/47700012/n47700012_30415603_6131.jpg


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:thumbup1: I'd like to visit one day, and the rest of Scotland as well.

[RichGem]

What the :censored:?

here (http://www.flowgo.com/funny/12108_these-buns-were-made-wipin.html)

[gollum83]

Mowing the lawn, eating dinner, hiring evil minions, and writing e-mail announcements for work.

Hold on a minute, I thought the Czar is the only one that can hire minions.


here (http://www.flowgo.com/funny/12108_these-buns-were-made-wipin.html)

Disturbing... :blink:

[RichGem]

Hold on a minute, I thought the Czar is the only one that can hire minions.


It's OK, I knew about it ahead of time and get a percentage. In any case, they are non-czardom related minions.



Disturbing... :blink:

More disturbing is that the "baby" did a better job of singing it than Nancy Sinatra.

[blackfoot]

Hold on a minute, I thought the Czar is the only one that can hire minions.

What, you don't have minions?

[Swampfox]

What, you don't have minions?

We fired his, remember?

[blackfoot]

We fired his, remember?

Oh yes, that is right.

[SRock]

You know who makes the best criminals.



Good evening Rob!

Good morning my friend.


Thanks! As the Judge, I currently assist Blake with Clown House security. Although, he spends most of his time watching sleeping posters. :blink::blink::blink:

:lol:


They stole me....











http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/Sb_E1nz233I/AAAAAAAAIjM/8tc9zZTQVsY/s400/lucky+charms.png

They're magically delicious!


You've got to be kidding me! Where has everybody been?

Seriously, only 2.25 pages. :blink:


I'm not kidding you, and stop calling me Youve


:blink:


:lol:


So... Blake's been writing poetry AND drinking?! woo hoo!

http://ui30.gamespot.com/573/popcorn_4.gifhttp://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll59/MeekOneGOP/EatingPopcorn.gif

:lol::lol:


:001_rolle

Quote of the day:

Do you, by any chance, know my girlfriend's husband?

:lol::lol:


Jedi penguins? And you guys still can't figure out how to fly? :001_rolle

Well played!


The long awaited post -

:lol:

[jpb286]

Some of us have to work for a living mister. :glare:


W-O-R-K, what's that, never heard of it?


The long awaited post -

One too many 6's...


Good morning my friend.


Good evening Rob!



Seriously, only 2.25 pages. :blink:


We are trying to make it easier for you to read.

[blackfoot]

Evening Rob, Morning Jamie!

[Gruder]

Good day, all. Less than two days until the draft!

[jpb286]

Evening Rob, Morning Jamie!

Morning Blake, and so begins my 5 day weekend!


Good day, all. Less than two days until the draft!

Morning!

[blackfoot]

Good day, all. Less than two days until the draft!

Oh yeah! How do I get to that again?


Morning Blake, and so begins my 5 day weekend!



Morning!

And so begins my one day weekend. :glare:

[Gruder]

Oh yeah! How do I get to that again?

Log in at yahoo.com, then click on fantasy sports in the bar on the left side of the page. The next page should have a link to our league in a box partway down on the left. There's probably an easier way, but that's my usual process. :biggrin: You should have received a reminder email from yahoo this morning, as well -- maybe that has a link.

[Intrigued]

Good day, all. Less than two days until the draft!

Good day, from one of the cheerleaders.

Yay! Go team, go......... :yawn:

[blackfoot]

Log in at yahoo.com, then click on fantasy sports in the bar on the left side of the page. The next page should have a link to our league in a box partway down on the left. There's probably an easier way, but that's my usual process. :biggrin: You should have received a reminder email from yahoo this morning, as well -- maybe that has a link.

Okay, found it. It will be a little more confusing since I am on two leagues.

[sol92258]

Yes, dear. :tongue_sm

And that was the last we heard from Chad. :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:



I am watching a woman sleep.
POIDNH :shifty:

[RichGem]

Okay, found it. It will be a little more confusing since I am on two leagues.


Three leagues if you count the "Extraordinary Gentlemen."

[blackfoot]

Three leagues if you count the "Extraordinary Gentlemen."

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[a_bit_crafty]

Evening Rob, Morning Jamie!






Good evening Rob!




Good morning my friend.





:lol:


Morning Blake, and so begins my 5 day weekend!



Morning!

Good morning Blake, Jamie, and Intrigued. Good evening Rob. Good morning George, how are you? I hope you're feeling fine. I'd like to stay and talk but it's almost 8 o'clock and I haven't got the time.


Good day, from one of the cheerleaders.

Yay! Go team, go......... :yawn:

Hoorah and hazzah. Give a C. Give me an L. Give me an O. OK, someone else can fill in the rest.

[RichGem]

Good morning Blake, Jamie, and Intrigued. Good evening Rob. Good morning George, how are you? I hope you're feeling fine. I'd like to stay and talk but it's almost 8 o'clock and I haven't got the time.



Hoorah and hazzah. Give a C. Give me an L. Give me an O. OK, someone else can fill in the rest.


Don't we have the most unenthusiastic cheer leaders ever! :w00t:

[Intrigued]

Good morning Blake, Jamie, and Intrigued. Good evening Rob. Good morning George, how are you? I hope you're feeling fine. I'd like to stay and talk but it's almost 8 o'clock and I haven't got the time.



Hoorah and hazzah. Give a C. Give me an L. Give me an O. OK, someone else can fill in the rest.

Give me a S. Give me an E. Give me a D. :a12:

[Intrigued]

Don't we have the most unenthusiastic cheer leaders ever! :w00t:

Yaaaay! I mean yes. :blushing:

[a_bit_crafty]

Give me a S. Give me an E. Give me a D. :a12:

:lol::lol::lol: I lol'd really loud. Good thing the it's the middle of the day and one boy is at school and the other is awake.

[blackfoot]

Hoorah and hazzah. Give a C. Give me an L. Give me an O. OK, someone else can fill in the rest.

:lol::lol::lol:


Don't we have the most unenthusiastic cheer leaders ever! :w00t:

:thumbup:


Give me a S. Give me an E. Give me a D. :a12:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Good to see the girls are at least up and at it.

I have a problem but I think I best post it in the Linux Mint thread.

[jpb286]

I have a problem but I think I best post it in the Linux Mint thread.

What does Linux have to do with mental health?

[blackfoot]

What does Linux have to do with mental health?

I gave up on that one a long time ago. Embrace it as what sets you apart from everyone else. :thumbup:

[jpb286]

I gave up on that one a long time ago. Embrace it as what sets you apart from everyone else. :thumbup:

But the question is, how far apart!

[a_bit_crafty]

But the question is, how far apart!

In your case, light years.

[blackfoot]

But the question is, how far apart!

That is the question my friend. :cool:

[RichGem]

What does Linux have to do with mental health?


Well... back in the early days of linux.....

[blackfoot]

Well... back in the early days of linux.....

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I literally LOLed at this.

[jpb286]

Well... back in the early days of linux.....

Ah, back in the day.... what day was it?

Also, I expect some flair for 1.71E4...

[RichGem]

Here's the flair....WARNING... possibly NSFW.



http://www.squareoak.com/blog/wp-content/themes/deliciously_blue/images/office-space-flair.jpg
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/office_space_kit_mug.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_l8Xfjvv3tT4/SOKI0xWkNBI/AAAAAAAAANY/GCkZY5ZVL5Q/s320/10221_office_space_stapler_with_milton.jpg
http://rlv.zcache.com/office_space_stapler_tshirt-p235272626573200139q6v8_400.jpg
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll185/kgmcilvrid/Icons%20and%20Pix/office_space.jpg

[sol92258]

this is too funny! :lol::lol::lol: (http://gizmodo.com/5628101/iphone-users-eat-chicken-android-users-eat-pork)

[blackfoot]

this is too funny! :lol::lol::lol: (http://gizmodo.com/5628101/iphone-users-eat-chicken-android-users-eat-pork)

:lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

this is too funny! :lol::lol::lol: (http://gizmodo.com/5628101/iphone-users-eat-chicken-android-users-eat-pork)

LOL.

But, of course, Android users don't eat chicken! It tastes too much like penguin and that would be like cannibalism . :eek:

[blackfoot]

LOL.

But, of course, Android users don't eat chicken! It tastes too much like penguin and that would be like cannibalism . :eek:

But, I am not a fan of pork. :huh:

[RichGem]

But, I am not a fan of pork. :huh:

Communist.








:lol:

[blackfoot]

Communist.








:lol:

I still love bacon! :drool:

[RichGem]

I still love bacon! :drool:

Oh, well, Cuban Communist then. :blink:

[blackfoot]

Oh, well, Cuban Communist then. :blink:

:lol::lol::lol:

I'm going on vacation in a week and I have no idea what I'm doing. This is great! On the plus side, I get to take the houseboat as far up or down river as time permits.

[RichGem]

:lol::lol::lol:

I'm going on vacation in a week and I have no idea what I'm doing. This is great! On the plus side, I get to take the houseboat as far up or down river as time permits.

Two sentences which should not even be near one another. May I suggest at least having the Coast Guard on speed dial?

[blackfoot]

Two sentences which should not even be near one another. May I suggest at least having the Coast Guard on speed dial?

It wouldn't be the first time the Coast Guard were searching for me.





No, seriously, it wouldn't.

[RichGem]

It wouldn't be the first time the Coast Guard were searching for me.





No, seriously, it wouldn't.

:yikes:

But, in your defense, that one time you were out in open waters trying to escape a rogue Cuban pork sandwich.

[Intrigued]

But, I am not a fan of pork. :huh:


I still love bacon! :drool:

News Flash! Bacon is Pork! :w00t:




Just saying! :001_smile

[blackfoot]

:yikes:

But, in your defense, that one time you were out in open waters trying to escape a rogue Cuban pork sandwich.

Well, it was more open water than the Mississippi.


News Flash! Bacon is Pork! :w00t:




Just saying! :001_smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfwQ4mxA3HM

[Intrigued]

:lol::lol::lol:

I'm going on vacation in a week and (1)I have no idea what I'm doing. This is great! On the plus side, (2)I get to take the houseboat as far up or down river as time permits.

1: :eek:

2::yikes:


Two sentences which should not even be near one another. May I suggest at least having the Coast Guard on speed dial?

:yesnod:


It wouldn't be the first time the Coast Guard were searching for me.





No, seriously, it wouldn't.

:nonod:

[blackfoot]

Have I seriously never told this story here before?

[RichGem]

Have I seriously never told this story here before?

Not that I can remember.

[blackfoot]

Not that I can remember.

Okay, This is a long one so I will tell it in installments.

I have a 15 1/2 foot Tri-haul speed boat. I went on a weekend camping trip with my Aunt and Uncle. I drove the car and boat to work. I parked in the farthest lot out because there isn't much activity there and I could maneuver easily. After work, Mrs. Blackfoot drove up and met me. I changed clothes there. Back then, when at the hospital in street clothes, I wore a badge on my belt. (That is important later on in the story.)

So, we left my wife's Saturn there in the back of the far parking lot. Also of note, we were supposed to have a sticker on the back of our review mirror to help us ID a person's car if there was a problem. Only about half the employees had this though.

I drove a 2000 Grand Am. God, I loved that car! I would still have it if it weren't for the most spectacular accident I've ever witnessed. However, unbeknown to me, there was a recall. Halfway there, my car was having a terrible time just getting to the speed limit. I was so frustrated. By the time we arrived, it would no monger do highway speeds. We assumed it was because of the boat and it would be fine without the load.

To Be Continued....

[blackfoot]

Part 2

So, the camping trip sucked. This great campground they took us to was a field on along Lake Erie, essentially. It was great if you were just there for boating because you could beach right there. But, blazing hot, no shade trees, and not much to do. Mrs. Blackfoot got roasted to the colour of a lobster in no time flat! We also discovered that the problem with the car had nothing to do with pulling the boat. My wife's best friend was borrowing my truck at the time. So, we called her and asked her to come up for the last day and bring my truck so we could get the boat home. We still hoped to drive the car unladen home.

It should be noted, my wife's friend is HOT!! (Again, that comes into play later.) We promised to take her out in the boat if she brought the truck. So, she did. She got there a little late and my Aunt and Uncle had left. My wife was so burnt, she no longer wanted to go out. So, (I will just call her K.) and I took the boat out by ourselves.

We were out for quite a while. My cell phone rang and it was my Aunt warning me we would be driving through a storm on the way home. Whatever! My family freaks out about storms like crazy. That includes Klog. Pansy! We have nothing but clear skies!

To Be Continued.....

[blackfoot]

Part 3

My boat is an older one and often times, when I fired it up, it would die. Fire again and no problems. Well, we are a mile or so off shore. There were these two huge smoke stacks of some sort that I was using to keep my bearings. Just this side of them was a channel that was an idle zone and went a long ways to the boat ramp. I noticed a small cloud. Well, it is getting late and rain is heading this way. Probably ought to head in. Fired the boat up and it died. Normal. That is when my cell phone rang again. Mrs. Blackfoot was checking on us. She was trying to get spark plugs for my car. I told her I had to go because the boat died. This was our last contact with civilization for several hours. I started the boat and we started heading in. To this day, it amazes and frightens me to think of how fast that little cloud became a storm. The storm was heading toward us with the channel in between. Now, a tri-haul is not as smooth of a ride as a v-bottom. It cups the water more which is part of why they are so extremely stable.

K is a bit of a princess too. So, I was trying to be gentle. But as we raced the storm, I got nervous. I looked back at K and she knew what I was thinking. When I looked back at her, she yelled up to me, "Don't worry, just go!" I yelled back at her to put on a life preserver. Once she had it on, I opened the throttle full speed. By this time, I wasn't able to see over a lot of the waves. We were ramping off waves and when that thing landed it was a brutal jolt. I was trying to stand just to see.

To Be Continued....

[RichGem]

Funny, but slightly nsfw


tGjiXddgayQ

[blackfoot]

Part 4

For those of you with pitchforks and torches, Rich was the one that admitted to never hearing this. :lol:

For the first time in my life, I was legitimately scared. I realized the reason was not fear of dying. I knew I would make it. I am near invincible and I always make it. But this time, I was responsible for someone else's life. That was heavy. The waves were getting worse and it was obvious I wasn't going to make it to the channel. I turned around and started to run from the storm instead of into it. My mind was going through all kinds of scenarios as to what to do. The entire coast was a sea wall with no beach. I had made up my mind to stop at a ladder long enough to get K out and then see if I could push the girl a little farther down shore to find a safe place for her. I didn't really think I would but I sure as hell was going to try. When I was finally beat, I could abandon her and swim for the wall.

But, K pointed out a ladder that had a couple of feet of sand. So, I ran her aground fairly hard. I helped K out and pulled a rope out and tied the boat off just in the off chance it survived the storm. There was a man at the top of the ladder and helped us across the wall. As we came over the wall, we could hear tornado sirens going off all over. This guy was running for home when he found us. He had us follow him and let us hide out at his house down the street.

To Be Continued....

[RichGem]

Part 4

For those of you with pitchforks and torches, Rich was the one that admitted to never hearing this. :lol:

For the first time in my life, I was legitimately scared. I realized the reason was not fear of dying. I knew I would make it. I am near invincible and I always make it. But this time, I was responsible for someone else's life. That was heavy. The waves were getting worse and it was obvious I wasn't going to make it to the channel. I turned around and started to run from the storm instead of into it. My mind was going through all kinds of scenarios as to what to do. The entire coast was a sea wall with no beach. I had made up my mind to stop at a ladder long enough to get K out and then see if I could push the girl a little farther down shore to find a safe place for her. I didn't really think I would but I sure as hell was going to try. When I was finally beat, I could abandon her and swim for the wall.

But, K pointed out a ladder that had a couple of feet of sand. So, I ran her aground fairly hard. I helped K out and pulled a rope out and tied the boat off just in the off chance it survived the storm. There was a man at the top of the ladder and helped us across the wall. As we came over the wall, we could hear tornado sirens going off all over. This guy was running for home when he found us. He had us follow him and let us hide out at his house down the street.

To Be Continued....


sigh. yawn.. someday i'll learn.

but, think of all the marvelous, high quality post dope you're getting in return.

[blackfoot]

Funny, but slightly nsfw


tGjiXddgayQ

Very funny but what is with all of the baby videos? You have something to announce?

[RichGem]

Very funny but what is with all of the baby videos? You have something to announce?

Not unless you know something that I don't. :eek:

No, no news... or at least no news involving me. I just found the site and the vids were funny.

[blackfoot]

sigh. yawn.. someday i'll learn.

but, think of all the marvelous, high quality post dope you're getting in return.

I do appreciate that. :thumbup1: I should have made the installments smaller. :laugh:

[blackfoot]

Part 5

Well, this savior of ours was quite interesting. He had left a lot of his brains in a crack pipe in the 60's. It should be noted that I was dressed to go home. Therefore, I threw on the exact same shorts I wore on the way up. I had never taken the belt off or wallet out or anything. So, the badge I mentioned was still on there as well. So, after a few beers, this hippie points out my badge and asks where I'm a cop. I assure him I am no police officer. He asks a little about my job and other nonsense small talk. He then admits the reason he saw us was he had looked over the wall and a joint he had stuck under the edge of his ball cap had blown out. I discover he is convinced I am a cop. Yet he still offers me a joint. I refuse....many, many times. I also keep telling him I'm not a cop but that never gets through either.

He finally asks me if K is my wife or girlfriend or something. I tell him she is my wife's best friend. He gave me the most hilarious grin. I busted up laughing when I realize what he thought. It tried to explain but this too was no good. By this time, I gave up. I am a cop and I am messing around with my wife's best friend. Sigh! She was cracking up!

The tornado sirens had stopped but it was still raining and occasional thundering. However, this guy was starting to hit on K pretty bad. My protective side took over again and we took our leave after thanking him very much. He wanted to smoke one more joint with me but I refused. Didn't bother to point out I had smoked any with him. Although I had a fairly good contact high by this time.

K and I made our way back to the shore to look for my boat.

To Be Continued....

[blackfoot]

Part 6

Man, even I feel bad but this story is best told all the way through. :blushing:

We found my boat and it was safely where I had left it. This surprised me. I learned something this night about storms. Apparently, the water level is higher ahead of a storm, as if the water is being pushed ahead of it. So, where my boat had been barely on sand, it was now high and dry, almost. The transom was still in the water a little. Also, the boat was full of water and I mean full. Clear up to the gunwale. Hear, I did find my cell phone floating in the boat though. K's cell did not get reception there. So, we still had no way to contact anyone.

As I was assessing the situation, some high school kid sees us. He said the authorities were searching for some survivors from boats that went down and he was helping look along the wall. When he saw the predicament I was in, he said, wait, I'll help. He got on his cell phone and called somebody. Before I knew what had happened, this kids entire football team was there helping bail out my boat. They then helped drag it back into the water and made sure we were under way. They refused to take what little, soggy money I had. I really wish I could find them again and thank them.

To Be Continued....

[blackfoot]

Part 7

Finally, the part that brought this whole thing up!

It was well past sunset by this time. So we had to travel at idle speed all the way back to the channel. This was at least five or six miles. It seemed to take forever.

While we were puttering along, a helicopter flew over us and lit us up with a spotlight. They used a speaker and asked if we were okay. I signaled that we were and they continued on. It was obvious they were on a search pattern though. A little bit later, a coast guard boat came up and spotlighted us. They didn't bother asking and moved on. Seems like another search boat came by but not coast guard. I can't remember for sure now.

We finally made it to the channel. This seemed like it was almost a mile long itself. I was going a tad fast on the lake, which was crystal smooth now. But not in the channel.

When we arrived at the ramp, there was a Sheriff's Department boat at the dock and they were about to pull it out. They looked at us like we were ghosts or something. They were asking all kinds of questions. Turns out, the fire department search boat had just left and and they were leaving because all boats were accounted for. For some reason, they had not accounted for us though. I could see why. After all, there was my Chevy with an empty boat trailer right next their truck and trailer! WTH!

They filled us in on some interesting happenings though. The Coast Guard was searching for a boat that probably went down. The passengers had already been pulled out of the water. There was one more boat being towed in. It was capsized and the survivors were found clinging to the overturned boat. A couple others had sunk. Of all the small craft that did not make it in before the storm, I was the only one that brought my girl in under her own power. They were particularly amused since mine was the smallest of the boats in question. They obviously thought I was crazy to have tried to fight the storm in my little girl. But, what was I supposed to do?

But, this story isn't over yet.

To Be Continued.....

[jpb286]

Here's the flair....WARNING... possibly NSFW.



http://www.squareoak.com/blog/wp-content/themes/deliciously_blue/images/office-space-flair.jpg
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/office_space_kit_mug.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_l8Xfjvv3tT4/SOKI0xWkNBI/AAAAAAAAANY/GCkZY5ZVL5Q/s320/10221_office_space_stapler_with_milton.jpg
http://rlv.zcache.com/office_space_stapler_tshirt-p235272626573200139q6v8_400.jpg
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll185/kgmcilvrid/Icons%20and%20Pix/office_space.jpg



Nice flair!


Have I seriously never told this story here before?

No.

Not that I can remember.
NO...

I do appreciate that. :thumbup1: I should have made the installments smaller. :laugh:
AHHHHHHH....

Part 7

Finally, the part that brought this whole thing up!

Finally!


But, this story isn't over yet.

To Be Continued.....
Oh no!

Actually this is a pretty funny story that I am sure will get even more entertaining!

[a_bit_crafty]

Be a little quicker about posting part 8. You entertain me.

[jpb286]

Be a little quicker about posting part 8. You entertain me.

It should be anytime now, based on the previous posts...

[a_bit_crafty]

It should be anytime now, based on the previous posts...

No! I must hear the conclusion now!

[jpb286]

No! I must hear the conclusion now!

Awaiting with baited breath, right?

[blackfoot]

Part 8

Well, I've gotten the boat loaded. Finally, K is able to contact Mrs. Blackfoot. She was a little freaked out by this time. The last she had heard from us I had to go because my boat died. As she was entering a Walmart a little while later, the tornado sirens started going off and all customers were rushed to the stock room. Four hours later and she still hadn't heard from us but rumor of boats going down had spread across town.

We met with her about 2300 hours. I tried to change the spark plugs and a few other things. Then, I broke off a spark plug. It was dark and I had no light except for a street light in the parking lot. I was dangerously close to snapping at this point. I, with great effort, calmly laid the wrench down and informed my wife this was not going to happen. We got some food and a hotel room for the three of us.

I got just a few hours sleep and had to get back up. I got into my uniform and drove the truck and boat back to Fort Wayne and went to work. Mrs. Blackfoot and K stayed with the car and got it fixed the next day. Turned out, as I said, there was a recall on the catalytic converters. So, those had to be replaced, on GM's dime, plus some other minor things that were a result.

Here is my favourite part of the story. I was exhausted! I had so looked forward to this weekend only to watch it turn to Hades in a hand basket. I was glad it was over even if I were returning to work. I pulled into the parking lot and down to my wife's car. As I drove up, I could see the windshield smashed in and a stone the size of a human head still lodged in it. I just busted up laughing! I was concerned I had snapped for a moment but I could not stop laughing. I mean, what else could possible happen and what difference did this make at this point?

The irritating thing was the Incident Report. The shift that found it somehow figured out it was my car. They did not mention this in the report but made sure that it was noted that there was no sticker on the mirror. The :censored: were trying to get me in trouble for it. They would always do things like that to make the best officers look bad to make up for how useless they were. :thumbdown I pointed out that I had requested a sticker and had not been given one and it was my wife's car. So, it backfired on them but ticked me off anyhow.

So, thus ends the great tale of the most interesting and horrible weekend of my life! :lol:

The following year, my Aunt invited us to go back. :eek:

[blackfoot]

Be a little quicker about posting part 8. You entertain me.

:lol::lol::lol:


It should be anytime now, based on the previous posts...

Yeah, I tried to catch up on other threads and Facebook in between installments. :blush:


No! I must hear the conclusion now!


Awaiting with baited breath, right?

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I am glad I could entertain everyone. :thumbup:

[a_bit_crafty]

:lol::lol::lol:



Yeah, I tried to catch up on other threads and Facebook in between installments. :blush:





:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I am glad I could entertain everyone. :thumbup:

Most entertaining, most entertaining. :thumbup:

And now, TATers, you've heard of Rob's Super Cape, you've seen Tux's costumes, and you've heard of Blake's linen pants (or lack there of). And now, I present to you...


Jamie's Hawaiian Shirt!
http://s235.photobucket.com/albums/ee70/K_Mommy0407/jamiebeach.jpg

[blackfoot]

Most entertaining, most entertaining. :thumbup:

And now, TATers, you've heard of Rob's Super Cape, you've seen Tux's costumes, and you've heard of Blake's linen pants (or lack there of). And now, I present to you...


Jamie's Hawaiian Shirt!
http://s235.photobucket.com/albums/ee70/K_Mommy0407/jamiebeach.jpg

Thank you and :thumbup:

[jpb286]

Most entertaining, most entertaining. :thumbup:

And now, TATers, you've heard of Rob's Super Cape, you've seen Tux's costumes, and you've heard of Blake's linen pants (or lack there of). And now, I present to you...


Jamie's Hawaiian Shirt!
http://s235.photobucket.com/albums/ee70/K_Mommy0407/jamiebeach.jpg

Hey, who's wearing my shirt?

[a_bit_crafty]

Hey, who's wearing my shirt?

The red-head that is squinting into the sun.

[jpb286]

The red-head that is squinting into the sun.

What were you trying to take a picture of the shirt or the ocean... It's called framing the photo... You could get a little closer to your subject next time.....:tongue_sm

And Crafty almost wrecks, trying to reply to this post...

[a_bit_crafty]

What were you trying to take a picture of the shirt or the ocean... It's called framing the photo... You could get a little closer next time.....:tongue_sm

First off:

What were you trying to take a picture of? The shirt or the ocean?
OR

Were you trying to take a picture of the shirt or the ocean?

And finally, are you saying any picture I take should be all about you?

Fine. Here you go.
http://s235.photobucket.com/albums/ee70/K_Mommy0407/jamieoceanbecauseheaskedforit.jpg

[a_bit_crafty]

What were you trying to take a picture of the shirt or the ocean... It's called framing the photo... You could get a little closer to your subject next time.....:tongue_sm

And Crafty almost wrecks, trying to reply to this post...

Next time don't type it while I'm next to you, buddy boy.

[jpb286]

First off:

What were you trying to take a picture of? The shirt or the ocean?
OR

Were you trying to take a picture of the shirt or the ocean?

And finally, are you saying any picture I take should be all about you?

Fine. Here you go.
http://s235.photobucket.com/albums/ee70/K_Mommy0407/jamieoceanbecauseheaskedforit.jpg

That's not much better; I thought you took photography... digital photography to my old school film photography class.

[blackfoot]

That's not much better; I thought you took photography... digital photography to my old school film photography class.

It would make a lovely passport photo.

[a_bit_crafty]

That's not much better; I thought you took photography... digital photography to my old school film photography class.

FIRST OFF

It was a combination of film and digital. Thank you very much.

SECOND

It was a photo of stupid you at the stupid beach, not an Ansel Adams clone.

[blackfoot]

FIRST OFF

It was a combination of film and digital. Thank you very much.

SECOND

It was a photo of stupid you at the stupid beach, not an Ansel Adams clone.

I do enjoy Ansel Adams.

[a_bit_crafty]

I do enjoy Ansel Adams.

Not saying I don't. I wasn't trying in this particular family photo, as, you know, the kids were running about and it was just meant to be a picture of fathead at the beach.

[jpb286]

It would make a lovely passport photo.

Not quite, I think passport photos need to be cropped even closer...:lol:


FIRST OFF

It was a combination of film and digital. Thank you very much.

SECOND

It was a photo of stupid you at the stupid beach, not an Ansel Adams clone.

:lol::lol::lol:

And Adams was a landscape photographer... just saying.

What Crafty failed to mention was why we were at the beach today. Well, I'll tell you; because of Hurricane Earl, waves were supposed to be 10-12 ft... Not even close more like 4 ft as you can see in the photos. While I wouldn't be swimming in the ocean, it was a nice afternoon walk beach combing. We came home with quite a few pretty shells that had washed up from the heavy surf. :thumbup1:

[jpb286]

Not saying I don't. I wasn't trying in this particular family photo, as, you know, the kids were running about and it was just meant to be a picture of fathead at the beach.

:lol::lol::lol:

I mean...

:angry:

[a_bit_crafty]

Not quite, I think passport photos need to be cropped even closer...:lol:



:lol::lol::lol:

And Adams was a landscape photographer... just saying.

What Crafty failed to mention was why we were at the beach today. Well, I'll tell you; because of Hurricane Earl, waves were supposed to be 10-12 ft... Not even close more like 4 ft as you can see in the photos. While I wouldn't be swimming in the ocean, it was a nice afternoon walk beach combing. We came home with quite a few pretty shells that had washed up from the heavy surf. :thumbup1:

Why the :censored: do you think the ocean was in the background in the first place????:angry:

[jpb286]

Cue the popcorn in 3... 2... 1...:lol:

[a_bit_crafty]

Cue the popcorn in 3... 2... 1...:lol:

Enough of your nonsense, sir! I must go make the bread!

[blackfoot]

Not saying I don't. I wasn't trying in this particular family photo, as, you know, the kids were running about and it was just meant to be a picture of fathead at the beach.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

:a18:

[RichGem]

Part 8

(yadda yadda yadda)

So, thus ends the great tale of the most interesting and horrible weekend of my life! :lol:

The following year, my Aunt invited us to go back. :eek:

No, *that* is the best part of the story. :lol: :eek:

[RichGem]

Most entertaining, most entertaining. :thumbup:

And now, TATers, you've heard of Rob's Super Cape, you've seen Tux's costumes, and you've heard of Blake's linen pants (or lack there of). And now, I present to you...


Jamie's Hawaiian Shirt!
http://s235.photobucket.com/albums/ee70/K_Mommy0407/jamiebeach.jpg

It's the cap that makes it look nerdly. :lol: :tongue:

[blackfoot]

No, *that* is the best part of the story. :lol: :eek:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Here is the hilarious part. I actually considered it. I would have but it didn't work out. I wanted to go back to that beach and shake my fist, daring the God's to try and beat me. Lightning would have surely struck. :lol:

[RichGem]

Cue the popcorn in 3... 2... 1...:lol:

Hey Blake, the Craftys are fighting in public again.

[blackfoot]

Hey Blake, the Craftys are fighting in public again.

Popping the corn now, sir!

[RichGem]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Here is the hilarious part. I actually considered it. I would have but it didn't work out. I wanted to go back to that beach and shake my fist, daring the God's to try and beat me. Lightning would have surely struck. :lol:

There's "tempting fate" and then there's Blake. *facepalm*

[blackfoot]

There's "tempting fate" and then there's Blake. *facepalm*

:biggrin:

[Intrigued]

Okay, This is a long one so I will tell it in installments.

I have a 15 1/2 foot Tri-haul speed boat. I went on a weekend camping trip..............
To Be Continued....


Part 2

So, the camping trip sucked..........

.........It should be noted, my wife's friend is HOT!!

..........We were out for quite a while. My cell phone rang...........

To Be Continued.....


Part 3

My boat is an older one and often times, when I fired it up, it would die. Fire....... spark......my car. I told her I had to go because.......died. This was our last ............

K is a...... a princess too. So, I was trying to be gentle........I got nervous..... she knew what I was thinking. she yelled....."Don't worry, just go!" I yelled back at her........ Once she had it on........ By this time, I wasn't able to see............. We were ramping off waves and when that thing landed it was a brutal jolt.

To Be Continued....


Part 4

For those of you with pitchforks and torches, Rich was the one that admitted to never hearing this. :lol:

For the first time in my life, I was legitimately scared..........

...........He had us follow him and let us hide out at his house down the street.

To Be Continued....


Part 5

Well, this savior of ours was quite interesting. He had left a lot of his brains in a crack pipe in the 60's................Sigh! She was cracking up!


To Be Continued....


Part 6

Man, even I feel bad but this story is best told all the way through. :blushing:

................This surprised me. I learned something this night about storms...........

.......... some high school kid sees us.

To Be Continued....


Part 7

Finally, the part that brought this whole thing up!

It was well past sunset by this time.........


They obviously thought I was crazy to have tried to fight the......little girl. But, what was I supposed to do?

But, this story isn't over yet.

To Be Continued.....


Part 8

Well, I've gotten the boat loaded..........

I tried to change.......... I was dangerously close to snapping at this point. I, with great effort, calmly laid the wrench down................



Here is my favourite part of the story. I was exhausted! I could see the windshield smashed in.............. a human head still lodged in it. I just busted up laughing! I was concerned I had snapped for a moment but I could not stop laughing.............
The irritating thing was the Incident Report.........

So, thus ends the great tale of the most interesting and horrible weekend of my life! :lol:

The following year, my Aunt invited us to go back. :eek:

:eek2: I may have skipped over a part or two........

[RichGem]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Here is the hilarious part. I actually considered it. I would have but it didn't work out. I wanted to go back to that thread and shake my fist, daring the SlagleRock to try to out roll me. Lightning would have surely struck. :lol:

:whistling:

[RichGem]

:eek2: I may have skipped over a part or two........

That's just so wrong. :nonod:

[blackfoot]

:eek2: I may have skipped over a part or two........

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I can't stop laughing at the human head lodged in my wife's windshield.

[blackfoot]

:whistling:

I am laughing so hard here. Dang! It is my night off. I require booze! BRB

[a_bit_crafty]

I am laughing so hard here. Dang! It is my night off. I require booze! BRB

Bring me one.

[RichGem]

I am laughing so hard here. Dang! It is my night off. I require booze! BRB


Bring me one.

Hey, me too! What are we drinking? (Make mine light, I'm still on antibiotics.)

[jpb286]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I can't stop laughing at the human head lodged in my wife's windshield.

+1

[jpb286]

Hey, me too! What are we drinking? (Make mine light, I'm still on antibiotics.)

Teachers Scotch for Kristina...

[RichGem]

Teachers Scotch for Kristina...

I think I have some Johnnie red around. Not my fav, but I guess it'll do.

[jpb286]

I think I have some Johnnie red around. Not my fav, but I guess it'll do.

I have some Black, but it's not my favorite either.

[a_bit_crafty]

Teachers Scotch for Kristina...

But only a bit of it. I'm in the middle of baking. I just figured I'd join Blake's nonsense long distance.

[RichGem]

But only a bit of it. I'm in the middle of baking. I just figured I'd join Blake's nonsense long distance.

I hope you're making enough for all of us. :glare:

[blackfoot]

I hope you're making enough for all of us. :glare:

Me too!

A bottle of Mead, bottle of soft red wine, bottle of vodka, a four pack of Red Bull, and a bag of popcorn. Let the night off begin!:a54:

[jpb286]

Me too!

A bottle of Mead, bottle of soft red wine, bottle of vodka, a four pack of Red Bull, and a bag of popcorn. Let the night off begin!:a54:

At that rate, you should be out the next few nights... :lol:

[blackfoot]

At that rate, you should be out the next few nights... :lol:

If I were with someone, I could make a healthy dent. But, all alone I tend to sip more. I'll be lucky to get much past the first bottle of wine.

[RichGem]

I settled on some johnnie red with a splash of water and a drizzle of "staropolska" brandy or is it a flavored vodka? /..... hm, whatever, it's got a nutty taste.

[blackfoot]

I settled on some johnnie red with a splash of water and a drizzle of "staropolska" brandy or is it a flavored vodka? /..... hm, whatever, it's got a nutty taste.

Perfect for here!

[a_bit_crafty]

If I were with someone, I could make a healthy dent. But, all alone I tend to sip more. I'll be lucky to get much past the first bottle of wine.

I wouldn't suggest much more. :huh: It would be a heck of a thing to have to explain to your coworkers. But, fun in the meantime, I imagine.


I hope you're making enough for all of us. :glare:

I wonder if you can ship baked goods?

[RichGem]

I wouldn't suggest much more. :huh: It would be a heck of a thing to have to explain to your coworkers. But, fun in the meantime, I imagine.



I wonder if you can ship baked goods?

Yes, yes you can. In face, *cough cough*, I've been known to get some from the other side of the Great Canadian Divide, er, border (you know, NORTH, North America, for those of you educated in the United States:blink:).

[RichGem]

I wouldn't suggest much more. :huh: It would be a heck of a thing to have to explain to your coworkers. But, fun in the meantime, I imagine.



I wonder if you can ship baked goods?

Unless he's a depressed drunk, in which case, well, he'll be fun only after sobering up.

[blackfoot]

I wouldn't suggest much more. :huh: It would be a heck of a thing to have to explain to your coworkers. But, fun in the meantime, I imagine.

Heck, we love to text each other when intoxicated. Those of us still at work really get a kick out of it. :thumbup:

[RichGem]

Heck, we love to text each other when intoxicated. Those of us still at work really get a kick out of it. :thumbup:

Yah hooo ooooo!

:tongue_sm

[Intrigued]

I may have to put my plans as a writer of cliff notes of the classics on hold or put a warning label on them. :blink:

WARNING! MAY CAUSE ACUTE ALCOHOL POISONING!

[RichGem]

I may have to put my plans as a writer of cliff notes of the classics on hold or put a warning label on them. :blink:

WARNING! MAY CAUSE ACUTE ALCOHOL POISONING!

otoh, they're great for insomnia. ugh. High School English Lit.

[Intrigued]

Speaking of school, this is a pop quiz.......


Lets suppose somebody took a slightly embarrasing derivation of a shaving term as his username... Can it be changed?


Bob, let me know what new username you'd prefer and I'll take care of it for you.


Your new name is DamnFineBob.

What was DamnFineBobs' name before ouch renamed him? :lol:

[RichGem]

Speaking of school, this is a pop quiz.......







What was DamnFineBobs' name before ouch renamed him? :lol:

far too long to print here.

[blackfoot]

I may have to put my plans as a writer of cliff notes of the classics on hold or put a warning label on them. :blink:

WARNING! MAY CAUSE ACUTE ALCOHOL POISONING!

:lol::lol::lol: But I liked it. :thumbup1:


Speaking of school, this is a pop quiz.......







What was DamnFineBobs' name before ouch renamed him? :lol:

BabyButtBob. But we had some great suggestions! :sneaky2:

[jpb286]

:lol::lol::lol: But I liked it. :thumbup1:



BabyButtBob. But we had some great suggestions! :sneaky2:

Crafty was telling me about that thread. Too bad I missed the action :sad:

[Intrigued]

far too long to print here.
:thumbdown Not These!

:lol::lol::lol:

Poor BabyButtFullGrownManButtCloseComfortableSociallyAc ceptableStandingTooCloseFaceturbaterDaveBob. :001_rolle


Infant Posterior Bob has a nice ring to it, but DamnFineBob is pretty nice.

Much better than RawIrratatedBobWithNicksAndWeepersThatYouCouldn'tS topWithASemiFullOfStypticPencilsAndWhat'sThisVirgi nIslandBayRumStuffOHMYGODTHATHURTSOHNOHSTOPTHEPAIN OHPLEASEWellThatWasn'tSoBadAfterAllBob.






:lol::lol::lol: But I liked it. :thumbup1:



(2) BabyButtBob. (1) But we had some great suggestions! :sneaky2:

1: :lol::lol::lol: Yes you all did! :lol::lol::lol:

2: :thumbup: You aced the quiz!

[Swampfox]

One too many 6's...

Pooper partier!


Good morning, Jamie.

It's really sad that you only tell your husband good morning on the internet.


this is too funny! :lol::lol::lol: (http://gizmodo.com/5628101/iphone-users-eat-chicken-android-users-eat-pork)

:blink:


I'm going on vacation in a week and I have no idea what I'm doing. This is great! On the plus side, I get to take the houseboat as far up or down river as time permits.

A few hours ago, I had something witty to say. Now I can't remember. It was probably rather silly.


Not unless you know something that I don't. :eek:

No, no news... or at least no news involving me. I just found the site and the vids were funny.

Who is she?


The following year, my Aunt invited us to go back. :eek:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


Most entertaining, most entertaining. :thumbup:

And now, TATers, you've heard of Rob's Super Cape, you've seen Tux's costumes, and you've heard of Blake's linen pants (or lack there of). And now, I present to you...


Jamie's Hawaiian Shirt!
http://s235.photobucket.com/albums/ee70/K_Mommy0407/jamiebeach.jpg

Where's the walrus?

[RichGem]

Soooo.... anyone notice anything new around here? ??? :biggrin:

[Swampfox]

Soooo.... anyone notice anything new around here? ??? :biggrin:

You're growing a beard?

[RichGem]

You're growing a beard?

I already have a goatee.

[Swampfox]

I already have a goatee.

Double Rainbows!!! OMG!!!!

[blackfoot]

A few hours ago, I had something witty to say. Now I can't remember. It was probably rather silly.

:lol::lol::lol:


Soooo.... anyone notice anything new around here? ??? :biggrin:

Welcome aboard!

[a_bit_crafty]

Soooo.... anyone notice anything new around here? ??? :biggrin:

Oh, I know! I know! Shave wiki!

I haz cookiez nowz?

[RichGem]

Double Rainbows!!! OMG!!!!

what?!

[RichGem]

Oh, I know! I know! Shave wiki!

I haz cookiez nowz?

sure, what's ur fax number. :biggrin:

[Swampfox]

what?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

[RichGem]

MX0D4oZwCsA


If you don't behave, I'll have to post another singing baby video.

[Intrigued]

Soooo.... anyone notice anything new around here? ??? :biggrin:

Your turning green (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco) :blink:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

That's bad enough to make me hate rainbows. :glare:

[Swampfox]

If you don't behave, I'll have to post another singing baby video.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[DunEdinRanger]

Good day, all. Less than two days until the draft!

It's about time these young whippersnappers had some discipline imposed on them! Serving in the armed forces will be good for them.


Oh, well, Cuban Communist then. :blink:

Oye, Blake, NO EMPIEZES... No Empiezes... :mad3:

Oh, and Blake, what are you doing this weekend? :tongue_sm Boating? :lol:

[RichGem]

It's about time these young whippersnappers had some discipline imposed on them! Serving in the armed forces will be good for them.



Oye, Blake, NO EMPIEZES... No Empiezes... :mad3:

Oh, and Blake, what are you doing this weekend? :tongue_sm Boating? :lol:

More like conjuring a violent storm. E's a witch I tell you. (and he floats in water. QED.)

[Swampfox]

Your turning green (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco) :blink:




That's bad enough to make me hate rainbows. :glare:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSFLZ-MzIhM&feature=related

[blackfoot]

It's about time these young whippersnappers had some discipline imposed on them! Serving in the armed forces will be good for them.



Oye, Blake, NO EMPIEZES... No Empiezes... :mad3:

Oh, and Blake, what are you doing this weekend? :tongue_sm Boating? :lol:

Working :thumbdown


More like conjuring a violent storm. E's a witch I tell you. (and he floats in water. QED.)

Some call me.....Tim!

[jpb286]

Soooo.... anyone notice anything new around here? ??? :biggrin:

Welcome to B&B! Remember to use no pressure.

[a_bit_crafty]

Hey! I do lunch with Springs1!!!

[jpb286]

But seriously, cool Rich, nice badge.

[jpb286]

Hey! I do lunch with Springs1!!!

I am NOT Springs1. :mad3:

[RichGem]

jSFLZ-MzIhM

You leave me no choice. :sad:

http://www.flowgo.com/funny/4175_splish-splash-baby.html

[jpb286]

Where's the walrus?

At the Zoo?

[blackfoot]

I am NOT Springs1. :mad3:

Looks like she's going to lunch without you.

[jpb286]

And now for the post number that was my locker number in High School, 666. Funny because I was a PK...

[Swampfox]

Welcome to B&B! Remember to use no pressure.

:lol:


Hey! I do lunch with Springs1!!!

I'm not surprised.


I am NOT Springs1. :mad3:

Now we know your secret identity!


You leave me no choice. :sad:

http://www.flowgo.com/funny/4175_splish-splash-baby.html

:blink::blink::blink:


At the Zoo?

:blink:


Looks like she's going to lunch without you.

:lol::lol:


And now for the post number that was my locker number in High School, 666. Funny because I was a PK...

Patron of the Kitchen?:blink::blink::blink:

[DunEdinRanger]

And now for the post number that was my locker number in High School, 666. Funny because I was a PK...

Place Kicker? :lol:

[a_bit_crafty]

:lol:



I'm not surprised.



Dude. You're mean. :glare:

When I mail the bread, you ain't getting any.

[Swampfox]

Persian Kat?

[Intrigued]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSFLZ-MzIhM&feature=related

That's much better! :thumbup:

[RichGem]

And now for the post number that was my locker number in High School, 666. Funny because I was a PK...

Maybe if you express it as 0.665E3 +/- 0.001%, it'll sound less ominous.

[Swampfox]

That's much better! :thumbup:

I'll trade for my old wheel barrow and a slightly used sombrero, and I'll even throw in the stapler, if you insist.

[Swampfox]

Maybe if you express it as 0.665E3 +/- 0.001%, it'll sound less ominous.

I got nothing.

[RichGem]

I'll trade for my old wheel barrow and a slightly used sombrero, and I'll even throw in the stapler, if you insist.

For what? The Mexican Wheelbarrow dance? Sorry, it's just not the same.

[Intrigued]

And now for the post number that was my locker number in High School, 666. Funny because I was a PK...


Maybe if you express it as 0.665E3 +/- 0.001%, it'll sound less ominous.

And much more nerdy and much more :yawn: :sleep12:

[RichGem]

Persian Kat?

Placated Kosmonaut?

[a_bit_crafty]

And much more nerdy and much more :yawn: :sleep12:

True.