The Anything Thread

[jpb286]

+1, as long as we allow that some obsolescent practices should stay obsolete: we don't need buggy whips and whale-bone corsets to go with our razors, unless people just want to collect them. :thumbup1:

Interesting...

[sol92258]

+1, as long as we allow that some obsolescent practices should stay obsolete: we don't need buggy whips and whale-bone corsets to go with our razors, unless people just want to collect them. :thumbup1:
buggy whips?

wow, that seems oddly......recent?



hmmm, lemme see here....


what....was it?


OH, YES! THat was it!


http://d.yimg.com/a/p/umedia/20100805/largeimage.d1877a550c716217f900f5d8337c47ab.gif

[DunEdinRanger]

At least "they" have stopped colorizing Classic movies. Man what a bad/stupid move that one was.

I once was engaged in a "discussion" on another forum on April Fool's day. I told a kid that the reason I was upset that Ted Turner was showing Young Frankenstein on Good Friday was not religious but rather because he colorized it. :lol:

When he fell for that, I added he was doing the same to the silent movies, and dubbing them, to make them "more meaningful and relevant" to today's audiences. A few irate posts on other forums later, he realized he had been had. :lol::lol: He was not a happy camper.

[RichGem]

I once was engaged in a "discussion" on another forum on April Fool's day. I told a kid that the reason I was upset that Ted Turner was showing Young Frankenstein on Good Friday was not religious but rather because he colorized it. :lol:

When he fell for that, I added he was doing the same to the silent movies, and dubbing them, to make them "more meaningful and relevant" to today's audiences. A few irate posts on other forums later, he realized he had been had. :lol::lol: He was not a happy camper.

You rock!

[DunEdinRanger]

http://www.snorgtees.com/images/PiBeAsphalt_Fullpic_1.gif

Now I have to get this T shirt.

[DunEdinRanger]

You rock!

What are you doing Sunday? We're having a meet up at Rutt's at noon. You can even bring Ray with you:thumbup1:

[sol92258]

Octopodes!

[RichGem]

What are you doing Sunday? We're having a meet up at Rutt's at noon. You can even bring Ray with you:thumbup1:

Helping a friend move. Yeah, me. wooo hooo.

[a_bit_crafty]

+1, as long as we allow that some obsolescent practices should stay obsolete: we don't need buggy whips and whale-bone corsets to go with our razors, unless people just want to collect them. :thumbup1:
Down to...


Interesting...

And the answer is no.:sneaky2:

[soapbox]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/umedia/20100805/largeimage.d1877a550c716217f900f5d8337c47ab.gif

Hahahahaha. Very nice.


Down to...

And the answer is no.:sneaky2:

OK, his reply makes a LOT more sense now. :lol::lol:

[DunEdinRanger]

I think I was framed, or at least fenced in!

[RichGem]

I think I was framed, or at least fenced in!

Well, they always said that you oughta be in picures. :tongue:

[RichGem]

http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/drsmith666/odie-joe-funny.jpg

[blackfoot]

Blake is kind of like that eye on the back of a dollar bill, you know, the one that never sleeps.

:cool:


:thumbup1:


Rotate ~ Sea-level fluctuation ~ Rotate



:biggrin:

:lol::lol::lol:


I prefer Mho, makes the math easier:001_rolle



What about e?:biggrin1:


Rarely watch that network, myself...

Nicely played! :lol:


I am? Okay which one of you knocked me up? :eek:

:lol: :blink: :lol:


buggy whips?

wow, that seems oddly......recent?



hmmm, lemme see here....


what....was it?


OH, YES! THat was it!


http://d.yimg.com/a/p/umedia/20100805/largeimage.d1877a550c716217f900f5d8337c47ab.gif

That is funny. :lol:


I once was engaged in a "discussion" on another forum on April Fool's day. I told a kid that the reason I was upset that Ted Turner was showing Young Frankenstein on Good Friday was not religious but rather because he colorized it. :lol:

When he fell for that, I added he was doing the same to the silent movies, and dubbing them, to make them "more meaningful and relevant" to today's audiences. A few irate posts on other forums later, he realized he had been had. :lol::lol: He was not a happy camper.

Brilliant! Oh the simple joys in life. :thumbup:


Down to...



And the answer is no.:sneaky2:

:lol::lol:


OK, his reply makes a LOT more sense now. :lol::lol:

+1

Well, today was fun. After work, I went to an officer's house, got drunk and watched Zombie Land. We both fell asleep. His wife got home, couldn't get in and couldn't wake us. After she did get in, she left and came back. That is when we woke up. He got scared and thought I tried to ride home. He asked his wife if Blake had left. She said yes, unless he is the guy asleep on the couch. He had no idea I was there. :lol:

I can't remember the last time I did anything like that, but it was a blast! The only problem is I screwed up my shoulder and I really am not sure how. I did a combat roll on the the sparring mats he has in the garage. He thinks that is how I did it. Man, I just went to the chiropractor yesterday too.

Of course, Mrs. Blackfoot is substantially less than pleased. It didn't help that my cell phone went dead and she had no idea where I was. That is the third time she couldn't reach me. This time wasn't my fault though. c'est la vie!

[RichGem]

Blake, you should head over to the demo poster thread. You'll know when you hit the right post. bwahahaha.

[gollum83]

Octopodes!

Blue-footed boobies? :blink:


:lol: :blink: :lol:

It was you?!?! :eek:

[blackfoot]

Blue-footed boobies? :blink:



It was you?!?! :eek:

Good luck getting alimony.

[Intrigued]

Well, today was fun. After work, I went to an officer's house, got drunk and watched Zombie Land. We both fell asleep. His wife got home, couldn't get in and couldn't wake us. After she did get in, she left and came back. That is when we woke up. He got scared and thought I tried to ride home. He asked his wife if Blake had left. She said yes, unless he is the guy asleep on the couch. He had no idea I was there. :lol:

I can't remember the last time I did anything like that, but it was a blast! The only problem is I screwed up my shoulder and I really am not sure how. I did a combat roll on the the sparring mats he has in the garage. He thinks that is how I did it. Man, I just went to the chiropractor yesterday too.

Of course, Mrs. Blackfoot is substantially less than pleased. It didn't help that my cell phone went dead and she had no idea where I was. That is the third time she couldn't reach me. This time wasn't my fault though. c'est la vie!


Good luck getting alimony.

So let me get this right. You get drunk, screw up your shoulder, fail to call Mrs. blackfoot and let her know where you were, get Matt pregnant and refuse to pay alimony, and it's not your fault because your cell phone was dead. :frown2:

[soapbuddy]

So let me get this right. You get drunk, screw up your shoulder, fail to call Mrs. blackfoot and let her know where you were, get Matt pregnant and refuse to pay alimony, and it's not your fault because your cell phone was dead. :frown2:

Batteries DO run out.

[SRock]

Let's see if I can help with 40k...

Since this is The New Anything Thread I won't shame it by putting my shaving history here, look for it in the newbie check-in later today.

That said, the new 2009 B&B LE brush is amazing and very enjoyable (and crafty likes using it also.)

:thumbup1:



You're welcome to jump on now, John, but if you don't and we need an extra, I'll have my finger on the "PM to John" trigger.:001_smile



Welcome to B&B!



Imagine where we'd be if you'd visited earlier! Where have you been?



That's some good flair right there. :biggrin1:



TAT league link: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/signup/

After entering your yahoo id and password, you'll need the league id: 301248 and password: czar
:thumbup:

Thinking of heading to Baltimore this weekend. Anyone here ever watch a game at Camden Yards?

Come on TATers!


Odd too. I haven't even been around a lot lately.



+1



I love mine. :thumbsup:

Me too...

... mine I mean, not yours.


Priceless....

:yesnod:


Hey, you, right-sided shifty guy -- it's fantasy football sign-up time!

:lol: +1, sign up!


Odd has a completely different meaning here.

:yesnod: it does.


Huh???

*looking a little up and to the right*

I must be a little slow, too...

oh, wow! Holy Carp!
Thanks!

Congrats!


WHOOT WHOOT ATTENTION!!!

The TATers League has been updated. We now have 2 more spots to fill (8 team league now).

If you missed the first six slots and would like to get in on the action this fall, go to:
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1
the ID# is 301248 and the Password is czar

Excellent! :clap::clap:


I once was engaged in a "discussion" on another forum on April Fool's day. I told a kid that the reason I was upset that Ted Turner was showing Young Frankenstein on Good Friday was not religious but rather because he colorized it. :lol:

When he fell for that, I added he was doing the same to the silent movies, and dubbing them, to make them "more meaningful and relevant" to today's audiences. A few irate posts on other forums later, he realized he had been had. :lol::lol: He was not a happy camper.

Nice!


Good luck getting alimony.

:lol: Well played Blake!

[Swampfox]

Raiders was fantastic on the big screen! It was like a nerd convention there. I would say that about 80% or better were nerds, I even saw two complete nerd families. :blink: Otherwise, I felt at home. The great thing about seeing a movie with a room full of nerds and geeks: no one talks during the movie, and no one uses their cell phones during the movie. :thumbup:


I thought you said camel drizzle:lol:

:lol: I think he'll fit it.......


Of course, bacon* and coffee together isn't a cult. That's red-eye gravy.

*OK, yes, it's supposed to be ham. But they come from the same animal. A wonderful, magical animal (http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F03.html).

It works. Red-eye gravy is something I don't find much since leaving South Carolina. North Carolinians either don't know what it is, or don't know how to make it.


It's hard to put something clever in a small space. :blush:

I tell the doctors here that all the time. Let me out of my room!!!!!!!


Pfft. Like "odd numbers" would mean anything around here. :lol: :w00t: :001_rolle

Especially for an odd duck.


Odd has a completely different meaning here.

I am the Great and Powerful Odd.


Don't forget to pay royalties to Swampfox for that smiley. It's his and he only lets us use it. :tongue_sm

Finally, the respect I deserve!


Negatory good buddy

Thief. :glare:


it was one of my favorites before he even heard of B&B....:lol:

I use it everywhere I go. On the bus, on the street, in the courthouse, at the police station......


Jim, I'm slow

:blink:


I am? Okay which one of you knocked me up? :eek:

:blink::blink::blink:


Ray, aren't you about 30 years late for the premier? :tongue_sm

I have a TARDIS.


we don't need buggy whips and whale-bone corsets to go with our razors, unless people just want to collect them. :thumbup1:

Well...it all depends on...um...what...*cough*.......:001_unsur


http://d.yimg.com/a/p/umedia/20100805/largeimage.d1877a550c716217f900f5d8337c47ab.gif

:lol::lol::lol:


I once was engaged in a "discussion" on another forum on April Fool's day. I told a kid that the reason I was upset that Ted Turner was showing Young Frankenstein on Good Friday was not religious but rather because he colorized it. :lol:

When he fell for that, I added he was doing the same to the silent movies, and dubbing them, to make them "more meaningful and relevant" to today's audiences. A few irate posts on other forums later, he realized he had been had. :lol::lol: He was not a happy camper.

I thought you were new. The avatar threw me off. Off what, I have no idea.....


I think I was framed, or at least fenced in!

Been drinking with Jim?


Of course, Mrs. Blackfoot is substantially less than pleased. It didn't help that my cell phone went dead and she had no idea where I was. That is the third time she couldn't reach me. This time wasn't my fault though. c'est la vie!

You know, ticking off a redhead isn't that healthy.......


It was you?!?! :eek:

And now we know. Call Maury Povich.


So let me get this right. You get drunk, screw up your shoulder, fail to call Mrs. blackfoot and let her know where you were, get Matt pregnant and refuse to pay alimony, and it's not your fault because your cell phone was dead. :frown2:

Sounds about right, for Blake.

[Gruder]

And now, for your eyeball relaxation pleasure, a post with no quotes. :tongue:

[RichGem]

And now, for your eyeball relaxation pleasure, a post with no quotes. :tongue:

Post doper!


:tongue:

[a_bit_crafty]

Of course, Mrs. Blackfoot is substantially less than pleased. It didn't help that my cell phone went dead and she had no idea where I was. That is the third time she couldn't reach me. This time wasn't my fault though. c'est la vie!

Let us know when you are out of the dog house. Ouch. Of course, it couldn't possibly be your fault that you stayed out all night without alerting your swmbo. I mean, your cell phone DID die, so...





I tell the doctors here that all the time. Let me out of my room!!!!!!!




I am the Great and Powerful Odd.



I have a TARDIS.

You know, ticking off a redhead isn't that healthy.......



:lol::lol::lol:

And 6-year-old Crafty built me a Tardis out of blocks yesterday, then proudly declared, "It is the Doctor's ship!" :laugh: That's my boy.

And ticking off redheads really isn't healthy. Is it, Mr. Crafty?

[sol92258]

So let me get this right. You get drunk, screw up your shoulder, fail to call Mrs. blackfoot and let her know where you were, get Matt pregnant and refuse to pay alimony, and it's not your fault because your cell phone was dead. :frown2:
What. :001_huh: The. :huh: Carp?!?! :blink:


And now, for your eyeball relaxation pleasure, a post with no quotes. :tongue:
whew....

Post doper!


:tongue:
no dope, radio

[blackfoot]

So let me get this right. You get drunk, screw up your shoulder, fail to call Mrs. blackfoot and let her know where you were, get Matt pregnant and refuse to pay alimony, and it's not your fault because your cell phone was dead. :frown2:

Looks about right. :blush:


You know, ticking off a redhead isn't that healthy.......

No, and she is in no better mood this morning. That is unusual for her.

[Intrigued]

I figured you were playing hooky. Matt is due in 2 days. Klog is certifiably weird. And Andrew's girl is MSG, or something like that. :blink:



I'm due for what? :blink:




Your baby. You're giving birth in 2 days.





I am? Okay which one of you knocked me up? :eek:



Blue-footed boobies? :blink:

It was you?!?! :eek:


116871

Knocked up by a Blue-footed Booby :eek2:

or Blake? The mystery deepens.

[sol92258]

I'm beginning to wonder if I'm really awake.....

[RichGem]

And 6-year-old Crafty built me a Tardis out of blocks yesterday, then proudly declared, "It is the Doctor's ship!" :laugh: That's my boy.

And ticking off redheads really isn't healthy. Is it, Mr. Crafty?

Awesome! :thumbup:

[blackfoot]

Let us know when you are out of the dog house. Ouch. Of course, it couldn't possibly be your fault that you stayed out all night without alerting your swmbo. I mean, your cell phone DID die, so...


And ticking off redheads really isn't healthy. Is it, Mr. Crafty?

Well, it wasn't all nigh; it was all day. I expected her to call me when she wanted to go to lunch. If not, she would call me when she got off work. I don't like talking on the phone and she doesn't seem to get that. I have no problems texting; I rather enjoy it for some reason. However, I hate talking on the phone unless there is some immediate point to it. Half the time, if I text her, she just calls me. I hate that! So, I just wait for her to call me. Of course, by the time she did call, my phone died and I was asleep. :blushing:

I do understand her being upset. But, now I am not allowed to do anything fun. For the first time ever, she even complained about me being on here and spending time on the motorcycle. There are two things I normally do to have fun, spend time here and ride my bike. She is now mad about that and the one time I went to someone's house.

I will have to think about this. I mean, my knee jerk reaction is, she'll get over it. But, this is the closest thing to a real fight we have had in God knows how long. We get irritated with each other, but we really don't fight. So, if she is this upset, I better actually figure out why instead of blowing it off. Then again, maybe I'll just go back to bed. :001_rolle

[RichGem]

I have a TARDIS.





Any chance you have a spare Chameleon Circuit? :blush:

[sol92258]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/still_no_sleep.png (http://xkcd.com/776/)

[soapbox]

And now, for your eyeball relaxation pleasure, a post with no quotes. :tongue:

Up all night working on an article draft, were we?


Post doper!


Hello, pot? This is kettle calling...



And 6-year-old Crafty built me a Tardis out of blocks yesterday, then proudly declared, "It is the Doctor's ship!" :laugh: That's my boy.

:w00t: That's awesome.


And ticking off redheads really isn't healthy. Is it, Mr. Crafty?

It's early for popcorn, but I'm making some anyway.


Any chance you have a spare Chameleon Circuit?

:laugh: :thumbup:

[RichGem]

Hello, pot? This is kettle calling...



"We're sorry. But, your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try again." :lol:



It's early for popcorn, but I'm making some anyway.

Would that be "kettle corn" ? :tongue: :biggrin:

[a_bit_crafty]

Well, it wasn't all nigh; it was all day. I expected her to call me when she wanted to go to lunch. If not, she would call me when she got off work. I don't like talking on the phone and she doesn't seem to get that. I have no problems texting; I rather enjoy it for some reason. However, I hate talking on the phone unless there is some immediate point to it. Half the time, if I text her, she just calls me. I hate that! So, I just wait for her to call me. Of course, by the time she did call, my phone died and I was asleep. :blushing:

I do understand her being upset. But, now I am not allowed to do anything fun. For the first time ever, she even complained about me being on here and spending time on the motorcycle. There are two things I normally do to have fun, spend time here and ride my bike. She is now mad about that and the one time I went to someone's house.

I will have to think about this. I mean, my knee jerk reaction is, she'll get over it. But, this is the closest thing to a real fight we have had in God knows how long. We get irritated with each other, but we really don't fight. So, if she is this upset, I better actually figure out why instead of blowing it off. Then again, maybe I'll just go back to bed. :001_rolle

Contact the nearest florist. :lol: No, really, I hope everything is OK.

(and I should add that *I* am not the redhead in the relationship. :biggrin1:)

[blackfoot]

It's early for popcorn, but I'm making some anyway.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[jpb286]

It's early for popcorn, but I'm making some anyway.



It's never too early for popcorn according to Crafty JRs 1 & 2. I believe they would have it for breakfast if offered.

[soapbox]

It's never too early for popcorn according to Crafty JRs 1 & 2. I believe they would have it for breakfast if offered.

Noted. Also -- what's with the circuit diagram? Two capacitors in parallel...?

[blackfoot]

It's never too early for popcorn according to Crafty JRs 1 & 2. I believe they would have it for breakfast if offered.

I agree! I do love popcorn!

[soapbox]

I agree! I do love popcorn!

Yeah, but you eat breakfast at 5 PM. So it looks like supper, right? :001_huh:

[blackfoot]

Yeah, but you eat breakfast at 5 PM. So it looks like supper, right? :001_huh:

Being a third shifter, you would think. But, for some reason, I still don't want breakfast after about 10:30 AM.

[a_bit_crafty]

It's never too early for popcorn according to Crafty JRs 1 & 2. I believe they would have it for breakfast if offered.


I agree! I do love popcorn!

Yes, popcorn is awesome. Although tiny Crafty was screaming for sausage for breakfast, and not the breakfast kind. :001_rolle

[RichGem]

Yes, popcorn is awesome. Although tiny Crafty was screaming for sausage for breakfast, and not the breakfast kind. :001_rolle

Give the kid some bacon instead; he'll thank you someday.

:biggrin1:

[blackfoot]

Give the kid some bacon instead; he'll thank you someday.

:biggrin1:

:lol: :thumbup: Hmm...bacon! :drool:

[RichGem]

:lol: :thumbup: Hmm...bacon! :drool:

Dare I ask if you are out of the dog house yet?

[jpb286]

Noted. Also -- what's with the circuit diagram? Two capacitors in parallel...?

CMOS inverter; the foundation of modern computers, it only draws current when switching states. Now that Crafty knows how nerdy I really am...:lol:


Dare I ask if you are out of the dog house yet?

Does bacon get you out of the doghouse, because it doesn't work for me...:innocent:

[RichGem]

CMOS inverter; the foundation of modern computers, it only draws current when switching states.

Wouldn't that be a soɯɔ ?


Now that Crafty knows how nerdy I really am...:lol:

She needed a diagram for that? :confused:

:biggrin:

[blackfoot]

Dare I ask if you are out of the dog house yet?

She's not home from work yet. :blush:

[RichGem]

She's not home from work yet. :blush:

Ah.... well, let's hope for the best.


(ATTN B&Bers: Possible Dead Man Walking! Make way.)

[a_bit_crafty]

CMOS inverter; the foundation of modern computers, it only draws current when switching states. Now that Crafty knows how nerdy I really am...:lol:



Does bacon get you out of the doghouse, because it doesn't work for me...:innocent:

I already knew the level of your geekiness. And when was the last time you were honest to goodness in the dog house for more than like an hour?


Wouldn't that be a soɯɔ ?



She needed a diagram for that? :confused:

:biggrin:

:lol::lol::lol:

[jpb286]

Wouldn't that be a soɯɔ ?


It took way too long to get that joke:lol:



She needed a diagram for that? :confused:

:biggrin:

Sadly, no.:sad:

[Duckster]

Ah.... well, let's hope for the best.


(ATTN B&Bers: Possible Dead Man Walking! Make way.)

Wait til she finds out Matt is having his baby :a44:

[RichGem]

It took way too long to get that joke:lol:


:eek::ohmy:

Too much coffee makes me extra nerdy. My apologies.

[jpb286]

Ah.... well, let's hope for the best.


(ATTN B&Bers: Possible Dead Man Walking! Make way.)

Too soon.

[RichGem]

Wait til she finds out Matt is having his baby :a44:

You're right. :eek: After that, well, let's just say his cell phone batt. won't be the only thing in need of replacing.

:blink: (TM Swampfox, Inc.)

[a_bit_crafty]

Too soon.

You think so? Maybe. I say flowers and make dinner. Time to pull out the kinder, gentler Blake. At least on the outside.

[RichGem]

You think so? Maybe. I say flowers and make dinner. Time to pull out the kinder, gentler Blake. At least on the outside.

I hear that souffle's and high end chocolates go a long way too.

[a_bit_crafty]

I hear that souffle's and high end chocolates go a long way too.

High end chocolates are definitely a plus. But he ought to make sure there will be no rain or tornadoes before he takes the bike out to get them.

[RichGem]

High end chocolates are definitely a plus. But he ought to make sure there will be no rain or tornadoes before he takes the bike out to get them.

In that case, probably best to take the car/truck/other enclosed 4-wheeled vehicle.

[soapbox]

CMOS inverter; the foundation of modern computers, it only draws current when switching states. Now that Crafty knows how nerdy I really am...:lol:


<squint> Oh, that's a NOT gate, isn't it. It didn't make sense that it was two capacitors like that, but those aren't the circuit diagram symbols for transistors that I'm used to. Gotcha. (found the larger diagram on wikipedia). Clue bus ticket: purchased.


Wouldn't that be a soɯɔ ?

:lol::lol: very nice, Rich.


In that case, probably best to take the car/truck/other enclosed 4-wheeled vehicle.

Doesn't Blake have friends with heavy-duty trucks? You know...ambulances?

[RichGem]

:lol::lol: very nice, Rich.


Thank you.



Doesn't Blake have friends heavy-duty trucks? You know...ambulances?

There's probably at least one on stand by at the local fire house in case it's needed when Mrs. Blake gets home. :yikes:

[jpb286]

<squint> Oh, that's a NOT gate, isn't it. It didn't make sense that it was two capacitors like that, but those aren't the circuit diagram symbols for transistors that I'm used to. Gotcha. (found the larger diagram on wikipedia). Clue bus ticket: purchased.

I thought about linking to wikipedia but I occasionally get into trouble for doing so.




Doesn't Blake have friends with heavy-duty trucks? You know...hearse

fify

[RichGem]

Czardom folks, please check the Social Group. Thx.

http://www.wallpaperlinux.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2438&g2_serialNumber=2

[RichGem]

I thought about linking to wikipedia but I occasionally get into trouble for doing so.



fify

:lol::lol::lol: Oh, poor Blake.

[Swampfox]

And now, for your eyeball relaxation pleasure, a post with no quotes. :tongue:

And now for soemthing completely unrelated. Studies show that dog shoes do not work really well.


Let us know when you are out of the dog house, Ouch.

What's he go to do with this? I thought you were replying to Blake's post? :confused1


And 6-year-old Crafty built me a Tardis out of blocks yesterday, then proudly declared, "It is the Doctor's ship!" :laugh: That's my boy.

Thatta boy! :thumbup: He gets the cool kid award!


And ticking off redheads really isn't healthy. Is it, Mr. Crafty?

Based on my experience, they can crack a rib without even trying. :blush:


No, and she is in no better mood this morning. That is unusual for her.

:blink: I wouldn't use that line to try to make up to her if I were you.


116871

Knocked up by a Blue-footed Booby :eek2:

or Blake? The mystery deepens.

literal lol:lol::lol::lol::lol:


I'm beginning to wonder if I'm really awake.....

You? Never!


I don't like talking on the phone and she doesn't seem to get that. I have no problems texting; I rather enjoy it for some reason.

No woman ever understand why a man doesn't like talking on the phone. My mom still hasn't figured that one out. :lol:


I do understand her being upset. But, now I am not allowed to do anything fun.

Punishment, eh? BTW, it is in a woman's nature to bring up stuff that happened years ago when they are mad with you. Stuff that they really aren't made about, they will say they are mad about, and things that you have forgotten about suddenly becomes your downfall.


So, if she is this upset, I better actually figure out why instead of blowing it off. [/QUOTE]

I would figure something out, although I spent an entire weekend in the doghouse because of something I couldn't figure out a couple of weeks ago. :lol:

Hi, doll. :biggrin1:


Any chance you have a spare Chameleon Circuit? :blush:

What did you do to yours, this time? I let you borrow one a couple of months ago! These things don't grow on trees you know. :001_rolle


Wait til she finds out Matt is having his baby :a44:

:lol::lol::lol:


You're right. :eek: After that, well, let's just say his cell phone batt. won't be the only thing in need of replacing.

:blink: (TM Swampfox, Inc.)

Why do I always get blamed for TMI? I am being held responsible on 3 different threads for TMI content. :confused1


You think so? Maybe. I say flowers and make dinner. Time to pull out the kinder, gentler Blake. At least on the outside.

Not inside? He is only to be nice when he is outside? :blink:

[blackfoot]

Ah.... well, let's hope for the best.


(ATTN B&Bers: Possible Dead Man Walking! Make way.)

:blushing: :lol:


You think so? Maybe. I say flowers and make dinner. Time to pull out the kinder, gentler Blake. At least on the outside.

The kinder, gentler Blake makes his kills quick and painless. http://www.ezyrider.zoomshare.com/album/animated%20smileys/images/80c0854bd11b7e040020fc1f0d69a615_11215300330/image.gif

Seriously, she has plans tonight so I will hardly see her. She gets together with some friends from our congregation once every couple of months. Tonight is the night, so....

Then, tomorrow, I won't see much of her because she got roped into working a promo day at the local baseball team game. They are featuring my wife's company that night. We will see if she can get out early in order to see me before work.

One thing I learned a long time ago, when fighting, you will regret most of what you say. If not what, how. That is why I stopped myself this morning when she said something about me being gone a lot. She knows better. I think maybe she needs a break. Maybe tonight will make her feel better. She can forget all about work and me for a while.

If not, she will at least be more relaxed when I get home in the morning. This way she will be unsuspecting. :sneaky2:

Of course, I know better. She would cry until I fell asleep and then run a sword through me. :eek:

Mrs. Blackfoot is a good girl and takes great care of me. I can't complain and fully admit she has reason to be perturbed. Is she reading this? The poor girl is so stressed out at work, she really does need a break.

The sad thing is, even if I don't do anything to make it up to her, she wouldn't stay mad long. She just called while I was typing this paragraph and she already sounds like she is over it. How did I get so lucky with such great red-head? I sure hit the jackpot with her. :thumbup:

Now, the question is how did she get so stupid to get stuck with me? :huh: If I wasn't all that and a bag of chips, I would feel guilty. :lol: :blink: :a35:


There's probably at least one on stand by at the local fire house in case it's needed when Mrs. Blake gets home. :yikes:

That is a great idea!

For the record, if this was a serious issue, I wouldn't have been so public about it. Yeah, I screwed up, I am well aware of that. But I also knew it was something that would blow over quickly. You have to have one of those every now and then in order to make up. :wink: Maybe that is the angle I should play. :w00t:

[blackfoot]

And now for soemthing completely unrelated. Studies show that dog shoes do not work really well.

Huh, I have never made shoes out of dogs. Mittens, but never shoes. :huh:


Based on my experience, they can crack a rib without even trying. :blush:

I picked a slightly domesticated one. Sure did, she domesticated me real quick! :eek:


I would figure something out, although I spent an entire weekend in the doghouse because of something I couldn't figure out a couple of weeks ago. :lol:

I try to never go to sleep unless things are resolved. Unfortunately, it doesn't always work out that way. I have to say, I haven't really been in dog house in some time. Geez, even the helmet thing blew over by evening time.

[Swampfox]

The poor girl is so stressed out at work, she really does need a break.

That probably has more to do with it than anything else. You just happened to do something dumb and get caught in the crossfire. I feel your pain.

[Swampfox]

Huh, I have never made shoes out of dogs. Mittens, but never shoes. :huh:

There was a request filed for something unrelated.


I picked a slightly domesticated one. Sure did, she domesticated me real quick! :eek:

I would ask a few questions here, but I am currently being accused of TMI......



I try to never go to sleep unless things are resolved. Unfortunately, it doesn't always work out that way. I have to say, I haven't really been in dog house in some time. Geez, even the helmet thing blew over by evening time.

Well, it took me over 24 hours to figure out that it was something I did. I just thought she didn't feel good.

[blackfoot]

That probably has more to do with it than anything else. You just happened to do something dumb and get caught in the crossfire. I feel your pain.

I am good at that. :lol: I was kind of thinking the same thing though. Like I said, I hope her night out gives her some much needed R&R. Honestly, that was what my day was about too. I don't think she has any idea the pressure I deal with sometimes. It is hard, especially since I can't tell her about a lot of my work and don't think she should have to know a lot of it. Fortunately, I am a lot better at feeling when the pressure valve is about to blow than I used to be. There is one plus to getting older.

[blackfoot]

Well, it took me over 24 hours to figure out that it was something I did. I just thought she didn't feel good.

:lol::lol::lol:

Yet another advantage to my LOTH, she is as transparent as glass. I don't have to read too much. :thumbup1:

[Swampfox]

I am good at that. :lol: I was kind of thinking the same thing though. Like I said, I hope her night out gives her some much needed R&R. Honestly, that was what my day was about too. I don't think she has any idea the pressure I deal with sometimes. It is hard, especially since I can't tell her about a lot of my work and don't think she should have to know a lot of it. Fortunately, I am a lot better at feeling when the pressure valve is about to blow than I used to be. There is one plus to getting older.

You could just take it out on everyone that crosses your path! :blink:


:lol::lol::lol:

Yet another advantage to my LOTH, she is as transparent as glass. I don't have to read too much. :thumbup1:


Well, sometimes I am just oblivious. :blushing:

[blackfoot]

You could just take it out on everyone that crosses your path! :blink:

They joke at work that one day they are gong to walk by one of the psych rooms and find me sitting on someone beating their head against the floor with a big smile on my face and acting nothing is going on. The tell me they are just going to close and lock the door and pray for the soul of my victim. :lol:

[gollum83]

Knocked up by a Blue-footed Booby :eek2:

or Blake? The mystery deepens.

Well you see I was drunk at the time, and the booby looked kind of cute... :rolleyes:


:eek::ohmy:

Too much coffee makes me extra nerdy. My apologies.

But you're always extra nerdy... :lol:


They joke at work that one day they are gong to walk by one of the psych rooms and find me sitting on someone beating their head against the floor with a big smile on my face and acting nothing is going on. The tell me they are just going to close and lock the door and pray for the soul of my victim. :lol:

Will you be wearing a straight jacket to work that day? :001_tt2:

[Swampfox]

They joke at work that one day they are gong to walk by one of the psych rooms and find me sitting on someone beating their head against the floor with a big smile on my face and acting nothing is going on. The tell me they are just going to close and lock the door and pray for the soul of my victim. :lol:

They've never met your brother, have they?


Well you see I was drunk at the time, and the booby looked kind of cute... :rolleyes:

:blink:

[Swampfox]

Duh! Captain Jack@$$ here. I finally figured out why my wife has been acting strange all week, and it has been irritating me to no end....it's the anniversary of her mom's death. I knew it, I just didn't put 2 and 2 together. :blushing:

[gollum83]

:blink:

You've been blinking a heck of lot lately. Got something in your eye, Ray?


Duh! Captain Jack@$$ here. I finally figured out why my wife has been acting strange all week, and it has been irritating me to no end....it's the anniversary of her mom's death. I knew it, I just didn't put 2 and 2 together. :blushing:

Oh, well, maybe you should do something nice for her to cheer her up?

[Swampfox]

You've been blinking a heck of lot lately. Got something in your eye, Ray?

:blink:


Oh, well, maybe you should do something nice for her to cheer her up?

Definitely on the agenda, now.

[a_bit_crafty]

:blushing: :lol:



The kinder, gentler Blake makes his kills quick and painless. http://www.ezyrider.zoomshare.com/album/animated%20smileys/images/80c0854bd11b7e040020fc1f0d69a615_11215300330/image.gif

Seriously, she has plans tonight so I will hardly see her. She gets together with some friends from our congregation once every couple of months. Tonight is the night, so....

Then, tomorrow, I won't see much of her because she got roped into working a promo day at the local baseball team game. They are featuring my wife's company that night. We will see if she can get out early in order to see me before work.

One thing I learned a long time ago, when fighting, you will regret most of what you say. If not what, how. That is why I stopped myself this morning when she said something about me being gone a lot. She knows better. I think maybe she needs a break. Maybe tonight will make her feel better. She can forget all about work and me for a while.

If not, she will at least be more relaxed when I get home in the morning. This way she will be unsuspecting. :sneaky2:

Of course, I know better. She would cry until I fell asleep and then run a sword through me. :eek:

Mrs. Blackfoot is a good girl and takes great care of me. I can't complain and fully admit she has reason to be perturbed. Is she reading this? The poor girl is so stressed out at work, she really does need a break.

The sad thing is, even if I don't do anything to make it up to her, she wouldn't stay mad long. She just called while I was typing this paragraph and she already sounds like she is over it. How did I get so lucky with such great red-head? I sure hit the jackpot with her. :thumbup:

Now, the question is how did she get so stupid to get stuck with me? :huh: If I wasn't all that and a bag of chips, I would feel guilty. :lol: :blink: :a35:



That is a great idea!

For the record, if this was a serious issue, I wouldn't have been so public about it. Yeah, I screwed up, I am well aware of that. But I also knew it was something that would blow over quickly. You have to have one of those every now and then in order to make up. :wink: Maybe that is the angle I should play. :w00t:

Very wise and respect-worthy, Blake. Of course, you didn't need me to tell you that.


They joke at work that one day they are gong to walk by one of the psych rooms and find me sitting on someone beating their head against the floor with a big smile on my face and acting nothing is going on. The tell me they are just going to close and lock the door and pray for the soul of my victim. :lol:

A little of this: :lol::lol: And a little of this: :blink::blink: And a little more of this: :lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

A little of this: :lol::lol: And a little of this: :blink::blink: And a little more of this: :lol::lol:

That sums me up quite well. :thumbup:

[a_bit_crafty]

Your ridiculous story of the day:

A few weeks ago, I was at the deli at my local grocery store. The woman behind the counter said, "You have an accent. Where are you from?"

I told her politely that I am from the area I am in, but spent a great deal of time up north.

"Oh," she said, and let the matter drop.

Today, I was at the same store, at the same deli, when a different woman said, "Where are you from? You have an accent."

I gave her the same story.

And then she said, I kid you not, "Oh. You sound like you are from Ireland. Maybe England. If I were you, I'd just go with it."

:blink:

:huh:What?

[soapbuddy]

Your ridiculous story of the day:

A few weeks ago, I was at the deli at my local grocery store. The woman behind the counter said, "You have an accent. Where are you from?"

I told her politely that I am from the area I am in, but spent a great deal of time up north.

"Oh," she said, and let the matter drop.

Today, I was at the same store, at the same deli, when a different woman said, "Where are you from? You have an accent."

I gave her the same story.

And then she said, I kid you not, "Oh. You sound like you are from Ireland. Maybe England. If I were you, I'd just go with it."

:blink:

:huh:What?

I get comments like that too. They ask me if I'm from the east coast. No, I'm a California girl.

[Swampfox]

Your ridiculous story of the day:

A few weeks ago, I was at the deli at my local grocery store. The woman behind the counter said, "You have an accent. Where are you from?"

I told her politely that I am from the area I am in, but spent a great deal of time up north.

"Oh," she said, and let the matter drop.

Today, I was at the same store, at the same deli, when a different woman said, "Where are you from? You have an accent."

I gave her the same story.

And then she said, I kid you not, "Oh. You sound like you are from Ireland. Maybe England. If I were you, I'd just go with it."

:blink:

:huh:What?
:lol::lol::lol:

[soapbox]

And then she said, I kid you not, "Oh. You sound like you are from Ireland. Maybe England. If I were you, I'd just go with it."


Next time you're in there, ask if they have any steak and kidney pie or blood pudding, because you're homesick. Then ask about spotted dick and custard.


I get comments like that too. They ask me if I'm from the east coast. No, I'm a California girl.

Irena, you should totally reply in Czech, then ask them if they think your Boston accent is too thick. :laugh:

[soapbuddy]

Irena, you should totally reply in Czech, then ask them if they think your Boston accent is too thick. :laugh:

Now that would be a riot! :lol:

[Swampfox]

:w00t:

[jpb286]

I concur.:lol:

Also Post #30

[RichGem]

I concur.:lol:

Also Post #30

Wow & :w00t:... he's started from the beginning! (we apologize Mrs. Crafty, but he'll be busy for the next year or so).

[SRock]

And now, for your eyeball relaxation pleasure, a post with no quotes. :tongue:

And now for one with quotes! :lol:


Let us know when you are out of the dog house. Ouch. Of course, it couldn't possibly be your fault that you stayed out all night without alerting your swmbo. I mean, your cell phone DID die, so...



:lol::lol::lol:

And 6-year-old Crafty built me a Tardis out of blocks yesterday, then proudly declared, "It is the Doctor's ship!" :laugh: That's my boy.

And ticking off redheads really isn't healthy. Is it, Mr. Crafty?

You are talking about Dr. Who right? They should call his ship the retardis. That has got to be the worst show ever made. It floors me to think it's been on for so long. That said it is cute anytime the little ones get involved in things that interest mum and dad.


Looks about right. :blush:



No, and she is in no better mood this morning. That is unusual for her.

Hang in there brother.


Well, it wasn't all nigh; it was all day. I expected her to call me when she wanted to go to lunch. If not, she would call me when she got off work. I don't like talking on the phone and she doesn't seem to get that. I have no problems texting; I rather enjoy it for some reason. However, I hate talking on the phone unless there is some immediate point to it. Half the time, if I text her, she just calls me. I hate that! So, I just wait for her to call me. Of course, by the time she did call, my phone died and I was asleep. :blushing:

I do understand her being upset. But, now I am not allowed to do anything fun. For the first time ever, she even complained about me being on here and spending time on the motorcycle. There are two things I normally do to have fun, spend time here and ride my bike. She is now mad about that and the one time I went to someone's house.

I will have to think about this. I mean, my knee jerk reaction is, she'll get over it. But, this is the closest thing to a real fight we have had in God knows how long. We get irritated with each other, but we really don't fight. So, if she is this upset, I better actually figure out why instead of blowing it off. Then again, maybe I'll just go back to bed. :001_rolle

Relax, breath and let it pass.


Up all night working on an article draft, were we?



Hello, pot? This is kettle calling...



:w00t: That's awesome.



It's early for popcorn, but I'm making some anyway.



:laugh: :thumbup:

:lol::lol::lol:


"We're sorry. But, your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try again." :lol:




Would that be "kettle corn" ? :tongue: :biggrin:

Excellent retort! :thumbup1:


Yeah, but you eat breakfast at 5 PM. So it looks like supper, right? :001_huh:

:lol:


Give the kid some bacon instead; he'll thank you someday.

:biggrin1:

Mmmmm bacon!


Dare I ask if you are out of the dog house yet?

Yes, Blake do tell.


She's not home from work yet. :blush:

Hang in there!


Wait til she finds out Matt is having his baby :a44:

:eek::eek:


They joke at work that one day they are gong to walk by one of the psych rooms and find me sitting on someone beating their head against the floor with a big smile on my face and acting nothing is going on. The tell me they are just going to close and lock the door and pray for the soul of my victim. :lol:

:lol: and that is so wrong.


Duh! Captain Jack@$$ here. I finally figured out why my wife has been acting strange all week, and it has been irritating me to no end....it's the anniversary of her mom's death. I knew it, I just didn't put 2 and 2 together. :blushing:

Oh, that hurts. Hang in there.


Your ridiculous story of the day:

A few weeks ago, I was at the deli at my local grocery store. The woman behind the counter said, "You have an accent. Where are you from?"

I told her politely that I am from the area I am in, but spent a great deal of time up north.

"Oh," she said, and let the matter drop.

Today, I was at the same store, at the same deli, when a different woman said, "Where are you from? You have an accent."

I gave her the same story.

And then she said, I kid you not, "Oh. You sound like you are from Ireland. Maybe England. If I were you, I'd just go with it."

:blink:

:huh:What?

I get that all the time. People will ask where I'm from (out of curiosity not how I sound) and when I tell them I'm from Indiana they almost always say, "That's funny you don't sound Southern." People are retarded.


I get comments like that too. They ask me if I'm from the east coast. No, I'm a California girl.

:lol::lol:


I concur.:lol:

Also Post #30

Moving up in the world and quickly. :lol: Before you know it you'll be the highest posting member of the Czardom (assuming Blake leaves B&B). :lol:

[sol92258]

I can't find my banana

[sol92258]

Duh! Captain Jack@$$ here. I finally figured out why my wife has been acting strange all week, and it has been irritating me to no end....it's the anniversary of her mom's death. I knew it, I just didn't put 2 and 2 together. :blushing:
ahh, yes, that will definitely get to her, that and any special days that they shared. since it's been a year, you've already gone through the birthday, the parents' wedding anniversary, etc. Those, for my wife at least, tend to be much less emotional, but this one you're upon will be very emotional, even 5 years down the road.
Do something nice for her, don't be an ass, and just be there for her to talk to and be comforted by. She doesn't need a psychoanalysis, just a hug.

[Duckster]

i can't find my banana

banana belong to czar now

116982

[RichGem]

I get that all the time. People will ask where I'm from (out of curiosity not how I sound) and when I tell them I'm from Indiana they almost always say, "That's funny you don't sound Southern." People are retarded.



Wait 'till they start telling you that you don't look Japanese either. :lol:

[RichGem]

banana belong to czar now

116982

I guess that makes me "Top Banana" as well. :thumbup:

[Intrigued]

Octopodes!


I can't find my banana

The Octopodes took your banana and are holding it hostage! :a48:










Which is better then making any reference to you new title and I swore to myself I wouldn't do.

[sol92258]

banana belong to czar now

116982


I guess that makes me "Top Banana" as well. :thumbup:
well in that case, I definitely won't be asking about that "fishing net" strung between two trees that he's been laying in....

[sol92258]

The Octopodes took your banana and are holding it hostage! :a48:










Which is better then making any reference to you new title and I swore to myself I wouldn't do.

ahh yes, they are a tricky lot, aren't they?

and I do believe my current title is of the standard list, the Wee Scot being a particular brush, of which I've never made any reference until after seeing my current title....I'm pretty confident my days of custom titlehood are gone

[Intrigued]

ahh yes, they are a tricky lot, aren't they?

and I do believe my current title is of the standard list, the Wee Scot being a particular brush, of which I've never made any reference until after seeing my current title....I'm pretty confident my days of custom titlehood are gone
Don't be too sure, that's just when they surprise you. :hand:

Speaking of the Wee Scot, have you seen the butterscotch ones. :w00t:

116991

[SRock]

If anyone is interested. Let me know. (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=2295422#post2295422)

[Swampfox]

You are talking about Dr. Who right? They should call his ship the retardis. That has got to be the worst show ever made. It floors me to think it's been on for so long. That said it is cute anytime the little ones get involved in things that interest mum and dad.

:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::scared::shocke d::skep::yikes::frown2:
I can't talk to you right now. You're being shunned. :lol:


Hang in there brother.

Women's emotions are complicated enough to deal with, but then you throw stuff like this in there with it. Makes for a very confusing time for me.


I get that all the time. People will ask where I'm from (out of curiosity not how I sound) and when I tell them I'm from Indiana they almost always say, "That's funny you don't sound Southern." People are retarded.



On the base or from the Japanese? :huh:



I can't find my banana

I'm not gonna help you find it. :blink:


ahh, yes, that will definitely get to her, that and any special days that they shared. since it's been a year, you've already gone through the birthday, the parents' wedding anniversary, etc. Those, for my wife at least, tend to be much less emotional, but this one you're upon will be very emotional, even 5 years down the road.
Do something nice for her, don't be an ass, and just be there for her to talk to and be comforted by. She doesn't need a psychoanalysis, just a hug.

This will be (tomorrow) the 4th anniversary. Mother's Day is probably the worst of the special days for my wife (since we don't have any kids it kind of compounds it). Her parents had been separated for a number of years, so my wife normally is not concerned with that one. Most of the time she does pretty well, but that death anniversary always throws her down.

We're supposed to go out with her sister this evening, maybe see a movie. Tomorrow, I'll take her out to eat, and get her something. I'm just oblivious to things most of the time. There's more than one reason while I was teaching I had the nickname of "the Absent-Minded Professor". :blush:


banana belong to czar now

116982

:blink::blink::blink: :eek:


I guess that makes me "Top Banana" as well. :thumbup:

:blink: I'm....walking...away.....


The Octopodes took your banana and are holding it hostage! :a48:

Which is better then making any reference to you new title and I swore to myself I wouldn't do.

You see, I'm not that dignified.


well in that case, I definitely won't be asking about that "fishing net" strung between two trees that he's been laying in....

:blink: It gets worse. Are you sure you don't want a new custom title?


If anyone is interested. Let me know. (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=2295422#post2295422)

Nice stuff, there, Rob!:thumbup1:

[sol92258]

nope, not even possible, it just sits there, looking all dumb

[jpb286]

Don't be too sure, that's just when they surprise you. :hand:

Speaking of the Wee Scot, have you seen the butterscotch ones. :w00t:

116991

How'd you get my brush???:sneaky2:

I mean Crafty's brush.:innocent:

[Swampfox]

nope, not even possible, it just sits there, looking all dumb

There are drugs that can help with that.

[sol92258]

yeah, I'm fairly certain that the likelihood of such is quite slim, even though it's described as fat chance

[sol92258]

whoa, that's really screwy....I was quoting and responding to other posts, and my computer is eating the quotes apparently!

however, I don't think I'll fix them now....they have this odd look of mayhem that I'd hate to disrupt

[Swampfox]

yeah, I'm fairly certain that the likelihood of such is quite slim, even though it's described as fat chance


whoa, that's really screwy....I was quoting and responding to other posts, and my computer is eating the quotes apparently!

however, I don't think I'll fix them now....they have this odd look of mayhem that I'd hate to disrupt

And this is different from your normal round of posting, how?

According to Facebook, it's Skklog's birthday, but I don't think that's right because he is older than 21. :001_rolle

[sol92258]

And this is different from your normal round of posting, how?


http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/squirrelfight.gif

[blackfoot]

Your ridiculous story of the day:

A few weeks ago, I was at the deli at my local grocery store. The woman behind the counter said, "You have an accent. Where are you from?"

I told her politely that I am from the area I am in, but spent a great deal of time up north.

"Oh," she said, and let the matter drop.

Today, I was at the same store, at the same deli, when a different woman said, "Where are you from? You have an accent."

I gave her the same story.

And then she said, I kid you not, "Oh. You sound like you are from Ireland. Maybe England. If I were you, I'd just go with it."

:blink:

:huh:What?

Irish and English accents are very distinct from each other. :huh:


Moving up in the world and quickly. :lol: Before you know it you'll be the highest posting member of the Czardom (assuming Blake leaves B&B). :lol:

Don't count on it. I plan on posting the last non-mod post on B&B. :thumbup:


I can't find my banana

:blink:


ahh, yes, that will definitely get to her, that and any special days that they shared. since it's been a year, you've already gone through the birthday, the parents' wedding anniversary, etc. Those, for my wife at least, tend to be much less emotional, but this one you're upon will be very emotional, even 5 years down the road.
Do something nice for her, don't be an ass, and just be there for her to talk to and be comforted by. She doesn't need a psychoanalysis, just a hug.

Okay, this has me concerned. This was a very logical, coherent, and helpful post. Did I trip through a inter-dimensional portal again?


If anyone is interested. Let me know. (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=2295422#post2295422)

What is wrong with you?

Don't you think I am in enough hot water? Are you trying to encourage a divorce?

[RichGem]

And this is different from your normal round of posting, how?

According to Facebook, it's Skklog's birthday, but I don't think that's right because he is older than 21. :001_rolle

Maybe that's in "basement cat" years? :confused:

[Intrigued]

nope, not even possible, it just sits there, looking all dumb


There are drugs that can help with that.




I'm not gonna help you find it. :blink:







:blink: I'm....walking...away.....



You see, I'm not that dignified.



:blink: It gets worse. Are you sure you don't want a new custom title?




:lol: I guess not! I'm just glad I'm so innocent. :whistling: :aureola:

[Swampfox]

Okay, this has me concerned. This was a very logical, coherent, and helpful post. Did I trip through a inter-dimensional portal again?

Yes, that post was from another Him in a parallel world. Unfortunately you are now trapped and can only communication with your world via Facebook and B&B.


Maybe that in "basement cat" years? :confused:

Blake, we need help on this one.

[sol92258]

just remember, what has been seen, cannot be unseen:


http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/waterslide_senor.gif

[RichGem]

Irish and English accents are very distinct from each other. :huh:



Not to some (many? :eek:) Americans who think that Iowa and Okinawa are foreign countries.

[sol92258]

Yes, that post was from another Him in a parallel world. Unfortunately you are now trapped and can only communication with your world via Facebook and B&B.



mwuahahahahaha!

Step 4: Profit!

[Intrigued]

just remember, what has been seen, cannot be unseen:


http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/waterslide_senor.gif


I know, I know you warned me but I need eye bleach NOW! :blink:

[sol92258]

I know, I know you warned me but I need eye bleach NOW! :blink:
JESSE!!! Cleanup on aisle 997!

[RichGem]

JESSE!!! HazMat to aisle 997!


ftfy

[RichGem]

just remember, what has been seen, cannot be unseen:


http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/waterslide_senor.gif



Looks like someone could, um, use, a little, um, "support."

[blackfoot]

According to Facebook, it's Skklog's birthday, but I don't think that's right because he is older than 21. :001_rolle

It's a long story, but that is not his birthday.

[blackfoot]

Not to some (many? :eek:) Americans who think that Iowa and Okinawa are foreign countries.

Don't get me started. :001_rolle

[gollum83]

Don't count on it. I plan on posting the last non-mod post on B&B. :thumbup:

Oh really? :lol:


Okay, this has me concerned. This was a very logical, coherent, and helpful post. Did I trip through a inter-dimensional portal again?

You've done that before? :blink:


Maybe that's in "basement cat" years? :confused:

Are those the same as regular cat years? :blink:


just remember, what has been seen, cannot be unseen:


http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/waterslide_senor.gif


Jesse! Help! :eek2:


It's a long story, but that is not his birthday.

But I like stories! :mad3:

[RichGem]

It's a long story, but that is not his birthday.

We like long stories... especially those involving you or your family. :w00t:




Are those the same as regular cat years? :blink:


Only when the cat is born on Friday the 13th.:tongue_sm

[blackfoot]

You've done that before? :blink:

:whistling:


But I like stories! :mad3:

Honestly, I think that one is best left to him.

[gollum83]

:whistling:

:w00t:


Honestly, I think that one is best left to him.

Oh, fine. I'll wait. :sneaky2:

:a50: And in other news the Eagle has landed (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=161429)! :a50:

[RichGem]

Honestly, I think that one is best left to him.

<sigh> It must be really bad if even you are censoring yourself. :lol:






Oh, fine. I'll wait. :sneaky2:

I guess I'll have to as well.

[SRock]

:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::scared::shocke d::skep::yikes::frown2:
I can't talk to you right now. You're being shunned. :lol:


Women's emotions are complicated enough to deal with, but then you throw stuff like this in there with it. Makes for a very confusing time for me.



On the base or from the Japanese? :huh:




I'm not gonna help you find it. :blink:



This will be (tomorrow) the 4th anniversary. Mother's Day is probably the worst of the special days for my wife (since we don't have any kids it kind of compounds it). Her parents had been separated for a number of years, so my wife normally is not concerned with that one. Most of the time she does pretty well, but that death anniversary always throws her down.

We're supposed to go out with her sister this evening, maybe see a movie. Tomorrow, I'll take her out to eat, and get her something. I'm just oblivious to things most of the time. There's more than one reason while I was teaching I had the nickname of "the Absent-Minded Professor". :blush:



:blink::blink::blink: :eek:



:blink: I'm....walking...away.....



You see, I'm not that dignified.



:blink: It gets worse. Are you sure you don't want a new custom title?



Nice stuff, there, Rob!:thumbup1:

1.) :lol::lol::lol:
2.) From other American's all around the globe
3.) Thank you


Irish and English accents are very distinct from each other. :huh:



Don't count on it. I plan on posting the last non-mod post on B&B. :thumbup:



:blink:



Okay, this has me concerned. This was a very logical, coherent, and helpful post. Did I trip through a inter-dimensional portal again?



What is wrong with you?

Don't you think I am in enough hot water? Are you trying to encourage a divorce?

I don't doubt that one bit!


Not to some (many? :eek:) Americans who think that Iowa and Okinawa are foreign countries.

Heck, I know a mod around these parts who doesn't know where about 45 of the States or located. For some odd reason he only knows the states that border Canada. :wink:


It's a long story, but that is not his birthday.

Care to enlighten us?

[gollum83]

<sigh> It must be really bad if even you are censoring yourself. :lol:

Wouldn't **** ** ********* ******** instead of saying **** *** ****** **** *** *** *****?

[RichGem]

Heck, I know a mod around these parts who doesn't know where about 45 of the States or located. For some odd reason he only knows the states that border Canada. :wink:




In Ian's defense, those are the States that will matter the most when we invade. :thumbup1: :lol:

[SRock]

In Ian's defense, those are the States that will matter the most when we invade. :thumbup1: :lol:

I wasn't going to mention any names. I mean we do have more than one Canadian Mod. :lol:

[RichGem]

I wasn't going to mention any names. I mean we do have more than one Canadian Mod. :lol:


:lol::lol::lol: Lucky guess on my part.

[jpb286]

Irish and English accents are very distinct from each other. :huh:

And American, which we are.:w00t:



What is wrong with you?

Don't you think I am in enough hot water? Are you trying to encourage a divorce?

Crafty ok'ed two of them, so long as she gets to try them.:thumbup:


We like long stories... especially those involving you or your family. :w00t:



Only when the cat is born on Friday the 13th.:tongue_sm

I thought every story was a long story?:lol:


In other news, we are back from the beach!:001_tongu and now it's storming :sad:

[sol92258]

the new Wii Scot?

117030

[OldSaw]

It's never too early for popcorn according to Crafty JRs 1 & 2. I believe they would have it for breakfast if offered.

This is true.

[OldSaw]

Dare I ask if you are out of the dog house yet?


Does bacon get you out of the doghouse, because it doesn't work for me...:innocent:


She's not home from work yet. :blush:


Ah.... well, let's hope for the best.


(ATTN B&Bers: Possible Dead Man Walking! Make way.)

I don't feel like going back and finding the source of all of Blake's trouble, so someone please tell me what he did in 20 words or less.

Thanks.

P.S. Blake, the dog house is much more comfortable with a card table, some card playing friends and some cigars. Why would you want to leave?

[OldSaw]

I already knew the level of your geekiness. And when was the last time you were honest to goodness in the dog house for more than like an hour?

You're clearly sending him to the wrong dog house. Check out the one I prescribed for Blake.

[OldSaw]

You think so? Maybe. I say flowers and make dinner. Time to pull out the kinder, gentler Blake. At least on the outside.

Yeah Blake, you should listen to this. When she gets you flowers and makes you dinner, you should come out of the dog house for a little while and forgive her.

[jpb286]

I don't feel like going back and finding the source of all of Blake's trouble, so someone please tell me what he did in 20 words or less.

Thanks.

P.S. Blake, the dog house is much more comfortable with a card table, some card playing friends and some cigars. Why would you want to leave?

Blake went to friend's house, got drunk, watched Zombie Land, fell asleep with a dead phone, wife couldn't find him. (exactly 20 words)

[OldSaw]

It's a long story, but that is not his birthday.

So all your other ones are short stories?? :blink::blink:

[OldSaw]

Blake went to friend's house, got drunk, watched Zombie Land, fell asleep with a dead phone, wife couldn't find him. (exactly 20 words)

Oh that, I quit reading that one about the time I got to the Zombie Land part. Sorry Blake.

I played cards and smoked cigars until 5 AM with my dad, brother and two brother-in-laws last night and hope to do the same tonight. The best part is I didn't even get in any trouble.

[OldSaw]

You can all congratulate yourselves on successfully diverting me mowing the weeds so far today. Pretty soon I better get that taken care of.

[RichGem]

Blake went to friend's house, got drunk, watched Zombie Land, fell asleep with a dead phone, wife couldn't find him. (exactly 20 words)

Well done!

[jpb286]

Well done!

Why, thank you!:cool:

[gollum83]

the new Wii Scot?

117030

Virtual shaving? Meh, it'll catch on. :bored:


Well done!

Medium rare! :drool:

[sol92258]

try browsing your local library or books-a-million in your underwear and see how far you make it before they throw you out.
hey ya'll, watch the news, Micah (http://gentlemanbeggar.wordpress.com/2010/08/07/in-defense-of-ebooks/) just gave me a great idea!

[RichGem]

hey ya'll, watch the news, Micah (http://gentlemanbeggar.wordpress.com/2010/08/07/in-defense-of-ebooks/) just gave me a great idea!

Wow. Is he still alive? Where's he been?

edit: nevermind. found the answer in his blog.

[gollum83]

Try browsing your local library or books-a-million in your underwear and see how far you make it before they throw you out.

Sounds like social experiment that's right up Blake's alley.

[blackfoot]

:w00t:



Oh, fine. I'll wait. :sneaky2:

:a50: And in other news the Eagle has landed (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=161429)! :a50:

:thumbup: Congratulations!


In Ian's defense, those are the States that will matter the most when we invade. :thumbup1: :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol: :tank:


And American, which we are.:w00t:

Ray and I were discussing this when we met in Myrtle Beach. If you are observant, you can tell what state people are from by their accent. Sometimes even what part of the state.


Crafty ok'ed two of them, so long as she gets to try them.:thumbup:

Somehow, I don't see her sharing the doghouse with me. :001_rolle



Oh well! Full speed ahead! :w00t:


Yeah Blake, you should listen to this. When she gets you flowers and makes you dinner, you should come out of the dog house for a little while and forgive her.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


Blake went to friend's house, got drunk, watched Zombie Land, fell asleep with a dead phone, wife couldn't find him. (exactly 20 words)

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

Very well done!


So all your other ones are short stories?? :blink::blink:

:001_tt2:

Had I known it would draw so much attention, I wouldn't have said anything. I will just say that account is more for Minxy, I believe.

[RichGem]

TATers... I'm in the process of putting together my first wiki article which will be on shampoo bars. Is there anything I should definitely include? I did a (more detailed than I thought it would be) intro, uses, and a links section already. The draft is with two of the guys for editing and suggestions, but maybe it'll see the light of day sometime next week.

[a_bit_crafty]

Wow & :w00t:... he's started from the beginning! (we apologize Mrs. Crafty, but he'll be busy for the next year or so).

Who brought him here, anyway? :angry: Oh, right...:blush:


And now for one with quotes! :lol:



You are talking about Dr. Who right? They should call his ship the retardis. That has got to be the worst show ever made. It floors me to think it's been on for so long. That said it is cute anytime the little ones get involved in things that interest mum and dad.



Moving up in the world and quickly. :lol: Before you know it you'll be the highest posting member of the Czardom (assuming Blake leaves B&B). :lol:

First, I find Doctor Who delightfully corny. But I don't go around announcing that I watch it, either. Except on here.

Second, Mr. Crafty has neglected to join the Czardom. Que peer pressure.


How'd you get my brush???:sneaky2:

I mean Crafty's brush.:innocent:

Right. :001_rolle


Irish and English accents are very distinct from each other. :huh:



Seriously.


And American, which we are.:w00t:



Crafty ok'ed two of them, so long as she gets to try them.:thumbup:


In other news, we are back from the beach!:001_tongu and now it's storming :sad:

Mostly true. And, lobster boy, er, man came back with no sunburn. Congrats, pasty.


Blake went to friend's house, got drunk, watched Zombie Land, fell asleep with a dead phone, wife couldn't find him. (exactly 20 words)

Bravo! :thumbup:


:thumbup: Congratulations!





Somehow, I don't see her sharing the doghouse with me. :001_rolle



Oh well! Full speed ahead! :w00t:




It would be crowded. I like to stretch out.


TATers... I'm in the process of putting together my first wiki article which will be on shampoo bars. Is there anything I should definitely include? I did a (more detailed than I thought it would be) intro, uses, and a links section already. The draft is with two of the guys for editing and suggestions, but maybe it'll see the light of day sometime next week.

Oooh, it will be an interesting read!

[DunEdinRanger]

I agree! I do love popcorn!


Ever try the cinnamon sugar one? Must fight the urge to get a bag...


:lol::lol::lol:

Yet another advantage to my LOTH, she is as transparent as glass. I don't have to read too much. :thumbup1:

I see LOTH and I think Liturgy Of The Hours. Yeah, I'm a total geek.




I wonder, how is it possible for the Czar to "extra" nerdy? :lol:

[quote=a_bit_crafty;2294877]Your ridiculous story of the day:

A few weeks ago, I was at the deli at my local grocery store. The woman behind the counter said, "You have an accent. Where are you from?"

I told her politely that I am from the area I am in, but spent a great deal of time up north.

"Oh," she said, and let the matter drop.

Today, I was at the same store, at the same deli, when a different woman said, "Where are you from? You have an accent."

I gave her the same story.

And then she said, I kid you not, "Oh. You sound like you are from Ireland. Maybe England. If I were you, I'd just go with it."

:blink:

:huh:What?

Once upon a time, the person was my manager then said she had a received a call and the person only wanted to deal with someone on her staff who was a "Native English Speaker". I politely told her that ruled me out, since English is my second language. She was rather shocked to say the least.


TATers... I'm in the process of putting together my first wiki article which will be on shampoo bars. Is there anything I should definitely include? I did a (more detailed than I thought it would be) intro, uses, and a links section already. The draft is with two of the guys for editing and suggestions, but maybe it'll see the light of day sometime next week.

You mean there's a place where you can try all these shampoos out?

[soapbuddy]

Is this for syndet shampoo bars or cold process soap?

[blackfoot]

TATers... I'm in the process of putting together my first wiki article which will be on shampoo bars. Is there anything I should definitely include? I did a (more detailed than I thought it would be) intro, uses, and a links section already. The draft is with two of the guys for editing and suggestions, but maybe it'll see the light of day sometime next week.

Very cool! I can't wait to see it. :thumbup1:

[gollum83]

Who brought him here, anyway? :angry: Oh, right...:blush:

Yes, you only have yourself to blame.


Second, Mr. Crafty has neglected to join the Czardom. Que peer pressure.

Well after that last remark, do we really want him? :laugh:


I wonder, how is it possible for the Czar to "extra" nerdy? :lol:

Ask him, not me. He was the one that broached the subject.

[RichGem]

I see LOTH and I think Liturgy Of The Hours. Yeah, I'm a total geek.


Hmmm... now *there's* an interesting association. And just a different "lady of the house." :lol:




I wonder, how is it possible for the Czar to "extra" nerdy? :lol:



That depends... which gulag did you have your eye on. :ihih:



Once upon a time, the person was my manager then said she had a received a call and the person only wanted to deal with someone on her staff who was a "Native English Speaker". I politely told her that ruled me out, since English is my second language. She was rather shocked to say the least.


Wouldn't know it from your writing. So, what's your first language?




You mean there's a place where you can try all these shampoos out?

Sure, you can buy all you want at the links that are/will be included. :lol:

[DunEdinRanger]

Hmmm... now *there's* an interesting association. And just a different "lady of the house." :lol:



That depends... which gulag did you have your eye on. :ihih:



Wouldn't know it from your writing. So, what's your first language?




Sure, you can buy all you want at the links that are/will be included. :lol:

Do you have a Gulag in Tahiti? :tongue_sm

Spanish. You wouldn't know it from listening to me either. :tongue_sm

You know could make a lot of money with a shampoo bar hosted by buxom young ladies scantily clad in bikinis. I'm smiling at the thought. Is there a way I can copyright the idea?

[RichGem]

Do you have a Gulag in Tahiti? :tongue_sm

Spanish. You wouldn't know it from listening to me either. :tongue_sm

You know could make a lot of money with a shampoo bar hosted by buxom young ladies scantily clad in bikinis. I'm smiling at the thought. Is there a way I can copyright the idea?
Oooh, sorry, had to close the gulag in Tahiti, it was making the natives jealous.


A shampoo bar/business, huh? I think the Limecat did, or at least would have, come up with that by now, so I'd worry about international copyright violations. But, otoh, if you beat him to the patent office....

oh, and unfortunately, due to budget cuts, I could get only blake and skklog to staff the joint. I'm assuming that you really don't want to see either of them in a bikini, right? I wouldn't want to see it. The security footage is bad enough. sigh.

[DunEdinRanger]

Oooh, sorry, had to close the gulag in Tahiti, it was making the natives jealous.


A shampoo bar/business, huh? I think the Limecat did, or at least would have, come up with that by now, so I'd worry about international copyright violations. But, otoh, if you beat him to the patent office....

oh, and unfortunately, due to budget cuts, I could get only blake and skklog to staff the joint. I'm assuming that you really don't want to see either of them in a bikini, right? I wouldn't want to see it. The security footage is bad enough. sigh.

Just because I don't and you don't, doesn't everyone won't. :tongue_sm

[RichGem]

Just because I don't and you don't, doesn't everyone won't. :tongue_sm

I'm actually pretty sure that "everyone won't."

[RichGem]

Is this for syndet shampoo bars or cold process soap?


Um.... :confused: not sure I understand the question, assuming it was directed at me.

My article deals with solid shampoos and (some) soaps that are marketed as having bath/body/shampoo usage.

[sol92258]

TATers... I'm in the process of putting together my first wiki article which will be on shampoo bars. Is there anything I should definitely include? I did a (more detailed than I thought it would be) intro, uses, and a links section already. The draft is with two of the guys for editing and suggestions, but maybe it'll see the light of day sometime next week.
ooh, cool! I've read a lot of your postings on the shampoo bars, and have been curious about them ever since, can't wait to read what you've got




First, I find Doctor Who delightfully corny. But I don't go around announcing that I watch it, either. Except on here.

Yeah, I wouldn't announce that I watch it either...because I don't. And it's not necessarily that I "don't", it's more like "I've never seen it". Heck, except for the random mention of it here on B&B, I've really never heard of it.

[RichGem]

ooh, cool! I've read a lot of your postings on the shampoo bars, and have been curious about them ever since, can't wait to read what you've got

.


Thanks! It should be ready, I would think, within a week.

[a_bit_crafty]

I'm actually pretty sure that "everyone won't."

For blackmail purposes only.


ooh, cool! I've read a lot of your postings on the shampoo bars, and have been curious about them ever since, can't wait to read what you've got



Yeah, I wouldn't announce that I watch it either...because I don't. And it's not necessarily that I "don't", it's more like "I've never seen it". Heck, except for the random mention of it here on B&B, I've really never heard of it.

It was something I just watched one day for the heck of it, and the boys and I ended up really liking it. Unfortunately, 6-year-old Crafty, who we call our little philosopher, has to know how everything works and started asking questions about time travel.

"Mommy, I thought it is impossible to go backwards in time, only forwards? How does he go backwards?" (Referring to the scientific principles that state such.)

Not kidding. I get asked this every other day.

[sol92258]

For blackmail purposes only.



It was something I just watched one day for the heck of it, and the boys and I ended up really liking it. Unfortunately, 6-year-old Crafty, who we call our little philosopher, has to know how everything works and started asking questions about time travel.

"Mommy, I thought it is impossible to go backwards in time, only forwards? How does he go backwards?" (Referring to the scientific principles that state such.)

Not kidding. I get asked this every other day.
just tell him they recorded that segment before the rest, but then showed it after the newer parts, so it only gives the illusion of going back in time?

[jpb286]

I'm actually pretty sure that "everyone won't."

Thanks for the translation:laugh:

[DunEdinRanger]

For blackmail purposes only.



It was something I just watched one day for the heck of it, and the boys and I ended up really liking it. Unfortunately, 6-year-old Crafty, who we call our little philosopher, has to know how everything works and started asking questions about time travel.

"Mommy, I thought it is impossible to go backwards in time, only forwards? How does he go backwards?" (Referring to the scientific principles that state such.)

Not kidding. I get asked this every other day.

Tell him it works on the same principle as light sabers and portable mini black hole garbage disposal units. :lol:

Actually, it may very well be possible to travel backwards in time, if one accepts a holographic model of the universe.

[sol92258]

next time he does it, simply respond:

"Honey, we already had this conversation next month...."

[RichGem]

next time he does it, simply respond:

"Honey, we already had this conversation next month...."


:w00t:

[a_bit_crafty]

next time he does it, simply respond:

"Honey, we already had this conversation next month...."

:lol::lol::lol:

:thumbup1:

[soapbuddy]

Um.... :confused: not sure I understand the question, assuming it was directed at me.

My article deals with solid shampoos and (some) soaps that are marketed as having bath/body/shampoo usage.

Solid shampoos can be made either with synthetic surfactants or food grade oils and lye. I was curious which one it was.

[RichGem]

Solid shampoos can be made either with synthetic surfactants or food grade oils and lye. I was curious which one it was.

ah. both, but mostly the natural stuff.

[soapbuddy]

ah. both, but mostly the natural stuff.

I see, thanks!

[RichGem]

I see, thanks! no prob

[gollum83]

Oooh, sorry, had to close the gulag in Tahiti, it was making the natives jealous.

Wait, I spent weeks in the Czar's dungeon when we had a gulag in Tahiti? :glare:

[RichGem]

Wait, I spent weeks in the Czar's dungeon when we had a gulag in Tahiti? :glare:

yes. yes you did.

[SRock]

:lol::lol::lol: Lucky guess on my part.

:lol:


the new Wii Scot?

117030

Awesome!


Virtual shaving? Meh, it'll catch on. :bored:



Medium rare! :drool:

:lol::lol:


Who brought him here, anyway? :angry: Oh, right...:blush:



First, I find Doctor Who delightfully corny. But I don't go around announcing that I watch it, either. Except on here.

Second, Mr. Crafty has neglected to join the Czardom. Que peer pressure.



Right. :001_rolle



Seriously.



Mostly true. And, lobster boy, er, man came back with no sunburn. Congrats, pasty.



Bravo! :thumbup:



It would be crowded. I like to stretch out.



Oooh, it will be an interesting read!

1.) :lol:
2.) :lol:

[Swampfox]

It's a long story, but that is not his birthday.

We love your long stories.


Had I known it would draw so much attention, I wouldn't have said anything. I will just say that account is more for Minxy, I believe.

I figured that much when 'he' first signed up as a girl.

[sol92258]

from a friend's facebook status:


Difference between Arkansans and Texans: A neighbor from Arkansas will see you in the side-yard of your house holding a loaded shotgun and stalking a pitt-bull, stop his truck, and ask "what you got that shotgun for?". A Texan neighbor will stop, get out of his truck holding HIS shotgun and ask "What are we shooting at?"

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[SRock]

Had I known it would draw so much attention, I wouldn't have said anything. I will just say that account is more for Minxy, I believe.

Sure it is.

:lol::lol:


from a friend's facebook status:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

POST EDIT: There's still some really good stuff up for grabs here. I'm happy to negotiate with you lot. (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=161441)

[RichGem]

Sure it is.

:lol::lol:



:lol::lol:

POST EDIT: There's still some really good stuff up for grabs here. I'm happy to negotiate with you lot. (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=161441)


What's with the new avi (and completely unrelated)? Working undercover again?

[SRock]

What's with the new avi (and completely unrelated)? Working undercover again?

I noticed one of my Mod Brethren saw fit to tag me as a Vendor :lol: So I thought I'd embrace it to further the confusion.

I'm definitely not a Vendor and have no intention of actually being one.

[RichGem]

I noticed one of my Mod Brethren saw fit to tag me as a Vendor :lol: So I thought I'd embrace it to further the confusion.

I'm definitely not a Vendor and have no intention of actually being one.

LOL and Darn. I was looking forward to whatever super powers kryptonian (shave) soap might give me.

[Intrigued]

What's with the new avi (and completely unrelated)? Working undercover again?


I noticed one of my Mod Brethren saw fit to tag me as a Vendor :lol: So I thought I'd embrace it to further the confusion.

I'm definitely not a Vendor and have no intention of actually being one.


LOL and Darn. I was looking forward to whatever super powers kryptonian (shave) soap might give me.

:lol: Being as how you were posting in TAT when I saw your new Avi I thought it was blocks of cheese. :w00t:

[RichGem]

:lol: Being as how you were posting in TAT when I saw your new Avi I thought it was blocks of cheese. :w00t:

Bwahahah.... another successful brainwashing!

I mean, uh, :blush:, way to support the home team!

[Swampfox]

I noticed one of my Mod Brethren saw fit to tag me as a Vendor :lol: So I thought I'd embrace it to further the confusion.

I'm definitely not a Vendor and have no intention of actually being one.

Sure, we've all drooled over your closeout thread. We know what you're doing.


:lol: Being as how you were posting in TAT when I saw your new Avi I thought it was blocks of cheese. :w00t:

:lol::lol::lol:

[sol92258]

What's with the new avi (and completely unrelated)? Working undercover again?
I noticed one of my Mod Brethren saw fit to tag me as a Vendor :lol: So I thought I'd embrace it to further the confusion.

I'm definitely not a Vendor and have no intention of actually being one.
LOL and Darn. I was looking forward to whatever super powers kryptonian (shave) soap might give me.
:lol: Being as how you were posting in TAT when I saw your new Avi I thought it was blocks of cheese. :w00t:
Bwahahah.... another successful brainwashing!

I mean, uh, :blush:, way to support the home team!

Sure, we've all drooled over your closeout thread. We know what you're doing.



:lol::lol::lol:


http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129165187334369262.jpg

[blackfoot]

Just because I don't and you don't, doesn't everyone won't. :tongue_sm

:biggrin:


next time he does it, simply respond:

"Honey, we already had this conversation next month...."

:lol::lol::lol:


Wait, I spent weeks in the Czar's dungeon when we had a gulag in Tahiti? :glare:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

That is hilarious!


I noticed one of my Mod Brethren saw fit to tag me as a Vendor :lol: So I thought I'd embrace it to further the confusion.

I'm definitely not a Vendor and have no intention of actually being one.

:lol::lol::lol::thumbup:

What a night! But, it did give a funny story. This is the quote of the week. I was texting it to other officers and staff then I heard it. Setup: I can't say much. However, this man was drunk and on a quick stop before jail. Enter the doctor. "I am a religious man. Now go the F*** away!" This was screamed loud enough most of ER could hear it. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

:biggrin:



:lol::lol::lol:



:lol::lol::lol::lol:

That is hilarious!



:lol::lol::lol::thumbup:

What a night! But, it did give a funny story. This is the quote of the week. I was texting it to other officers and staff then I heard it. Setup: I can't say much. However, this man was drunk and on a quick stop before jail. Enter the doctor. "I am a religious man. Now go the F*** away!" This was screamed loud enough most of ER could hear it. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

See? That was a short and funny story.

Translation from drunken hill-billy....

Since I believe deeply in Christianity, I avoid cursing in every situation. However, there are some situations that are so upsetting that keeping the first statement in mind, cursing is called for and indicative of how strongly I mean the following statement and intend for you to be impacted by it. I now find myself on one such situation. Therefore, "At this very moment, fornicate with yourself as you leave my presence."

[blackfoot]

See? That was a short and funny story.

Translation from drunken hill-billy....

Since I believe deeply in Christianity, I avoid cursing in every situation. However, there are some situations that are so upsetting that keeping the first statement in mind, cursing is called for and indicative of how strongly I mean the following statement and intend for you to be impacted by it. I now find myself on one such situation. Therefore, "At this very moment, fornicate with yourself as you leave my presence."

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Very well done! :thumbup:

[moonshine44]

Smoking a fish is an art that few can master. It requires keeping the damn thing lit, then being able to inhale successfully...

[Swampfox]

See? That was a short and funny story.

Translation from drunken hill-billy....

Since I believe deeply in Christianity, I avoid cursing in every situation. However, there are some situations that are so upsetting that keeping the first statement in mind, cursing is called for and indicative of how strongly I mean the following statement and intend for you to be impacted by it. I now find myself on one such situation. Therefore, "At this very moment, fornicate with yourself as you leave my presence."

The PhD version......


Smoking a fish is an art that few can master. It requires keeping the damn thing lit, then being able to inhale successfully...

Jim...is that you? :blink::blink::blink:

[moonshine44]

Smoking a fish is an art that few can master. It requires keeping the damn thing lit, then being able to inhale successfully...


Jim...is that you? :blink::blink::blink:

Aha, my evil plan is working... BWWAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAA

[Swampfox]

Aha, my evil plan is working... BWWAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAA

Alert! Alert! Jim has possessed Chuck!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/funny-pictures-cat-starts-fire.jpg

[sol92258]

who is Jim?

[Swampfox]

who is Jim?

I have no idea. Who are you? My name is.............

[sol92258]

I have no idea. Who are you? My name is.............

'sup Dotty

[Swampfox]

'sup Dotty

'Sup Dotty? That's your name? :blink::blink::blink:

[Intrigued]

It's obvious I'm gray and fluffy
Look at me I'm gray and fluffy
Look at me I'm gray and fluffy
Really gray and fluffy



Smoking a fish is an art that few can master. It requires keeping the damn thing lit, then being able to inhale successfully...



Jim...is that you? :blink::blink::blink:


Alert! Alert! Jim has possessed Chuck!



who is Jim?

I'm getting really concerned! Ray thinks he's a bunny. He thinks Jim has possessed Chuck. Rob's turned into cheese, a vendor, or a cheesy vendor. Jim doesn't recognize himself. And Chuck is trying to light and smoke a fish! :blink:

[sol92258]

I'm getting really concerned! Ray thinks he's a bunny. He thinks Jim has possessed Chuck. Rob's turned into cheese, a vendor, or a cheesy vendor. Jim doesn't recognize himself. And Chuck is trying to light and smoke a fish! :blink:
thankfully, everything is perfectly normal in TAT

[sol92258]

'Sup Dotty? That's your name? :blink::blink::blink:
no, I thought that was your name? all the little dots, they were kinda dotty, so I say Heeeeeellooooo, Dotty

[Swampfox]

I'm getting really concerned! Ray thinks he's a bunny. He thinks Jim has possessed Chuck. Rob's turned into cheese, a vendor, or a cheesy vendor. Jim doesn't recognize himself. And Chuck is trying to light and smoke a fish! :blink:

And your point is?


no, I thought that was your name? all the little dots, they were kinda dotty, so I say Heeeeeellooooo, Dotty

Oh, no. I just forgot it for the moment. This stuff is good.

[RichGem]

'Sup Dotty? That's your name? :blink::blink::blink: (TM Swampfox Industries, Inc., etc.)


ftfy

[Swampfox]

ftfy

Good thing they can't make a smiley my user title. :blink:

[RichGem]

Good thing they can't make a smiley my user title. :blink:

:idea:

You know, back in the days of yore, we could have animated avitars.

[Swampfox]

:idea:

You know, back in the days of yore, we could have animated avitars.

I think there were a few of those left when I first joined. Or maybe I am remembering another site....

[RichGem]

I think there were a few of those left when I first joined. Or maybe I am remembering another site....

I think Baloosh is the only one who was untouched by the software update for some reason. But, now even he has a non-animated.

Pre-Czardom days, I had an animated Super-Tux that looked like he was flying.

[Intrigued]

Good thing they can't make a smiley my user title. :blink:

Come to think of it, we look at you like this :blink: as much as not. :lol:

[Swampfox]

I think Baloosh is the only one who was untouched by the software update for some reason. But, now even he has a non-animated.

Pre-Czardom days, I had an animated Super-Tux that looked like he was flying.

Cool


Come to think of it, we look at you like this :blink: as much as not. :lol:

:glare:

Well, off to bed. Have fun, or I will have fun mocking you.

[Intrigued]

Good thing they can't make a smiley my user title. :blink:

I really think your user title should be......:blink: "Why is everyone looking at me like that?"

:lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

'sup Dotty

:lol::lol::lol:


I'm getting really concerned! Ray thinks he's a bunny. He thinks Jim has possessed Chuck. Rob's turned into cheese, a vendor, or a cheesy vendor. Jim doesn't recognize himself. And Chuck is trying to light and smoke a fish! :blink:

Seems like an average day to me. :thumbup:


no, I thought that was your name? all the little dots, they were kinda dotty, so I say Heeeeeellooooo, Dotty

Heeeelloooo Nurse! I loved that cartoon. :rolleyes:


I think Baloosh is the only one who was untouched by the software update for some reason. But, now even he has a non-animated.

Pre-Czardom days, I had an animated Super-Tux that looked like he was flying.

I thought I saw Baloosh's animated avatar just a day or two ago. :huh:


I really think your user title should be......:blink: "Why is everyone looking at me like that?"

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

[RichGem]

:lol::lol::lol:



Seems like an average day to me. :thumbup:



Heeeelloooo Nurse! I loved that cartoon. :rolleyes:



I thought I saw Baloosh's animated avatar just a day or two ago. :huh:



:lol::lol::lol:

Could be; he's special.

And just where have you been all night, huh? :glare:

[Intrigued]

I think Baloosh is the only one who was untouched by the software update for some reason. But, now even he has a non-animated.

Pre-Czardom days, I had an animated Super-Tux that looked like he was flying.




I thought I saw Baloosh's animated avatar just a day or two ago. :huh:

:lol::lol::lol:

I looked up Baloosh's avatar and it's still movin' and a groovin'. :thumbup:

[RichGem]

I looked up Baloosh's avatar and it's still movin' and a groovin'. :thumbup:

Yep, he's still special then.

[sol92258]

I looked up Baloosh's avatar and it's still movin' and a groovin'. :thumbup:
that's not very good page 1000 flair.....

[Intrigued]

that's not very good page 1000 flair.....

:blink: I show page 1999. I holding out for 2000. :w00t:

[sol92258]

:blink: I show page 1999. I holding out for 2000. :w00t:
yeah, I figured as much...not many folks have their page settings awesome like me :kyle1:

[GoldenBacon]

:blink: I show page 1999. I holding out for 2000. :w00t:

Almost to 2000! :biggrin1:

[OldSaw]

Smoking a fish is an art that few can master. It requires keeping the damn thing lit, then being able to inhale successfully...

You inhale? And here all this time I've been smoking them like cigars.

[OldSaw]

yeah, I figured as much...not many folks have their page settings awesome like me :kyle1:

...but they should. I can't understand why anyone would have anything less.

[sol92258]

Smoking a fish is an art that few can master. It requires keeping the damn thing lit, then being able to inhale successfully...
You inhale? And here all this time I've been smoking them like cigars.

wimps; fish-snuff is the way to go! (hehe - dipfish :lol:)


...but they should. I can't understand why anyone would have anything less.
yeup

[Duckster]

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[sol92258]

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NOW we're talkin'! :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[OldSaw]

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Now there's one I haven't seen before.

[blackfoot]

Could be; he's special.

And just where have you been all night, huh? :glare:

Two things: One, Mrs. Blackfoot and I rode into town and watched a movie tonight. My mom even met us. It is weird to see mom go do things without dad. Since he works thirds now too, she will go do some things while he is sleeping or after he has left sometimes.

Second, Ray (Thirdeye) has gotten me hooked on this crazy game. It is quickly devouring my life! :eek: Hey, I better go check my status. :lol: It is addictive though.


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:thumbsup::ouch1::thumbsup::ouch1::thumbsup:


Now there's one I haven't seen before.

+1

[SRock]

LOL and Darn. I was looking forward to whatever super powers kryptonian (shave) soap might give me.

Or take away! :lol:


:lol: Being as how you were posting in TAT when I saw your new Avi I thought it was blocks of cheese. :w00t:

:lol: Yup, Rich you've nailed another one.


Sure, we've all drooled over your closeout thread. We know what you're doing.



:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:


http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129165187334369262.jpg

:lol:


:biggrin:



:lol::lol::lol:



:lol::lol::lol::lol:

That is hilarious!



:lol::lol::lol::thumbup:

What a night! But, it did give a funny story. This is the quote of the week. I was texting it to other officers and staff then I heard it. Setup: I can't say much. However, this man was drunk and on a quick stop before jail. Enter the doctor. "I am a religious man. Now go the F*** away!" This was screamed loud enough most of ER could hear it. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:


See? That was a short and funny story.

Translation from drunken hill-billy....

Since I believe deeply in Christianity, I avoid cursing in every situation. However, there are some situations that are so upsetting that keeping the first statement in mind, cursing is called for and indicative of how strongly I mean the following statement and intend for you to be impacted by it. I now find myself on one such situation. Therefore, "At this very moment, fornicate with yourself as you leave my presence."

Well translated!


The PhD version......



Jim...is that you? :blink::blink::blink:

:lol:


'sup Dotty

I see what you did there.... :glare:


thankfully, everything is perfectly normal in TAT

No, say it ain't so! Normal, who wants to be normal?!?


Good thing they can't make a smiley my user title. :blink:

Or can "they"?


:idea:

You know, back in the days of yore, we could have animated avitars.

Baloosh still does, but if he ever changes it, it'll be lost forever to the software. Just too many members to support it these days.


I looked up Baloosh's avatar and it's still movin' and a groovin'. :thumbup:

Yup, he's the only one.


Yep, he's still special then.

:yesnod:


yeah, I figured as much...not many folks have their page settings awesome like me :kyle1:

:lol:


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Meh, Jennifer Anniston never really did it for me.

[Swampfox]

P2K?! Save yourselves before it's too late! B&B cannot handle 2k pages of TAT, it will create a blackhole in there internet and suck the whole thing down!


I really think your user title should be......:blink: "Why is everyone looking at me like that?"

I think it already does.


Second, Ray (Thirdeye) has gotten me hooked on this crazy game. It is quickly devouring my life! :eek: Hey, I better go check my status. :lol: It is addictive though.

Why are Rays always being blamed for addictions?:blink::blink:


Meh, Jennifer Anniston never really did it for me.

Same here. I never understood the fascination over her. Meh.

[SRock]

Same here. I never understood the fascination over her. Meh.

I think its the hype of the Friends generation. Kind of like Courtney Cox. She never really did it for me either. No matter how slutty they dress they both lack the one quality I love most about a woman (in terms of appearance only) and that's shape.

[Swampfox]

i think its the hype of the friends generation. Kind of like courtney cox. She never really did it for me either. No matter how slutty they dress they both lack the one quality i love most about a woman (in terms of appearance only) and that's shape.

+1000

[jpb286]

Could be; he's special.

And just where have you been all night, huh? :glare:

I was just thinking that I hadn't seen Blake on in a while.


I think its the hype of the Friends generation. Kind of like Courtney Cox. She never really did it for me either. No matter how slutty they dress they both lack the one quality I love most about a woman (in terms of appearance only) and that's shape.

+1

[soapbox]

Tell him it works on the same principle as light sabers and portable mini black hole garbage disposal units. :lol:

:lol: :lol:


Actually, it may very well be possible to travel backwards in time, if one accepts a holographic model of the universe.

+i :001_cool:

I read a book describing the holographic model of the universe, but it didn't sit well with me; parts of it appealed to me, but overall I couldn't accept it. My uncle researched and wrote a book describing a, to me, much more plausible theory of the universe based on the works of Dewey Larson, but it, too, is very hard reading.


next time he does it, simply respond:

"Honey, we already had this conversation next month...."

Oh, wow. That's a local-maximum thread winner, right there.


from a friend's facebook status:


Difference between Arkansans and Texans: A neighbor from Arkansas will see you in the side-yard of your house holding a loaded shotgun and stalking a pitt-bull, stop his truck, and ask "what you got that shotgun for?". A Texan neighbor will stop, get out of his truck holding HIS shotgun and ask "What are we shooting at?"

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I haven't been here that long, but boy is this true. I'm on the HOA board and the board president asked if I wanted to come up to his ranch and shoot wild boars. Not quite out of the blue, but still...awesome.


Good thing they can't make a smiley my user title. :blink:


:idea:

You know, back in the days of yore, we could have animated avatars.

+1. :sneaky2:


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NOW we're talkin'! :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

That's the kind of flair I expect to see in about twenty posts, people, even if you don't choose Jennifer Aniston as the eyebleach.


I think its the hype of the Friends generation. Kind of like Courtney Cox. She never really did it for me either. No matter how slutty they dress they both lack the one quality I love most about a woman (in terms of appearance only) and that's shape.

She's not the most egregious example of the type, though -- Aniston, while scrawny, still has modest curves. She's just not as attractive as, to my mind, a size 6 to 8 Jennifer Aniston would be, or a 1970s Raquel Welch. That said, of skinny chicks, I gotta give the nod to geek favorite Codex (http://www.watchtheguild.com/) -- er, I mean, Felicia Day.

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Alright people, it's almost 40K (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000) flair time. Someone get working, and make it count.

[sol92258]

I think its the hype of the Friends generation. Kind of like Courtney Cox. She never really did it for me either. No matter how slutty they dress they both lack the one quality I love most about a woman (in terms of appearance only) and that's shape.
yeup. Never watched Friends, caught bits and pieces of episodes, but never found it entertaining. The blond chick was cute, Jennifer Aniston can be cute, Courtney not so much.

Anne Hathaway FTW

[sol92258]

Oh, wow. That's a local-maximum thread winner, right there.

oh cool, I feel honored!


I haven't been here that long, but boy is this true. I'm on the HOA board and the board president asked if I wanted to come up to his ranch and shoot wild boars. Not quite out of the blue, but still...awesome.
sweet





She's not the most egregious example of the type, though -- Aniston, while scrawny, still has modest curves. She's just not as attractive as, to my mind, a size 6 to 8 Jennifer Aniston would be, or a 1970s Raquel Welch.
my thoughts exactly. There are times where she looks like she needs a cheeseburger or three, and other times she looks as yummy as a cheeseburger...guess it depends on what gig she's working on at that point in time

[a_bit_crafty]

Heeeelloooo Nurse! I loved that cartoon. :rolleyes:



Who didn't? :thumbup:


oh cool, I feel honored!


sweet


my thoughts exactly. There are times where she looks like she needs a cheeseburger or three, and other times she looks as yummy as a cheeseburger...guess it depends on what gig she's working on at that point in time
:lol:

Anyway, just checking in. Hi.

Your post doping for the day has been brought to you by the letters A, B, and C.

[jpb286]

Speaking of cheeseburgers...

My post #50,

without further adieu...

A(ardvark)

B(a Bee)

C(at).

A-B-C

[sol92258]

Your post doping for the day has been brought to you by the letters A, B, and C.

"A Bit Crafty", perhaps?

(which, by the way, is very crafty :thumbsup:)

[jpb286]

"A Bit Crafty", perhaps?

(which, by the way, is very crafty :thumbsup:)

That is very Crafty

[a_bit_crafty]

"A Bit Crafty", perhaps?

(which, by the way, is very crafty :thumbsup:)

Give the boy a cookie. :thumbup:


Speaking of cheeseburgers...

My post #50,

without further adieu...

A(ardvark)

B(a Bee)

C(at).

A-B-C

I am very disappointed in you.


That is very Crafty

Why, thanks for noticing. Just for that, I'll make sure the iced tea is done before you get home.

[a_bit_crafty]

Speaking of cheeseburgers...

My post #50,

without further adieu...

A(ardvark)

B(a Bee)

C(at).

A-B-C

OK, I get the Blackadder reference now. You are forgiven.

[Intrigued]

oh cool, I feel honored!


sweet


my thoughts exactly. There are times where she looks like she needs a cheeseburger or three, and other times she looks as yummy as a cheeseburger...guess it depends on what gig she's working on at that point in time

Okay, now this post for page 2000 for the rest of us lesser mortals was really lacking in flare. :glare:

[OldSaw]

Speaking of cheeseburgers...

My post #50,

without further adieu...

A(ardvark)

B(a Bee)

C(at).

A-B-C

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmIKR458M0A

[a_bit_crafty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmIKR458M0A

One of the best ever.

Incidentally, Barbara Manatee, you are the one for me.

[OldSaw]

One of the best ever.

Incidentally, Barbara Manatee, you are the one for me.

Barbara Manatee was our eldest one's favorite. Never did much for me, except I am reminded of it when I get up to Montreal. I'm kind of torn between, "I Love My Lips" and "The Song of the Cebu."

[soapbox]

Eight posts to go. Now, this isn't necessarily a big deal. First of all, this thread is in a dark, smelly corner sub-forum of the B&B. Secondly, attaching huge significance to base-10 anything is capricious and frivolous. I highly doubt anyone will place a huge significance on the 65,536th post in this thread (binary 10000000000000000, hex 10000), but hey, we haven't had good flair for any posts in a while. I blame Dennis.

Anyway, I hope someone is brewing up something noisy and seizure-inducing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Minutes_over_Tokyo) for post 40000.

PDqxbxzRFP4

[sol92258]

if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey....

(love them all, by the way. especially cheeseburger...and cebu...and love my lips...and belly button...and, well, all the rest

incidentally, the Thankful Song was my daughter's singing debut at church, I'll have to see if I have a video of it somewhere

[OldSaw]

Eight posts to go. Now, this isn't necessarily a big deal. First of all, this thread is in a dark, smelly corner sub-forum of the B&B. Secondly, attaching huge significance to base-10 anything is capricious and frivolous. I highly doubt anyone will place a huge significance on the 65,536th post in this thread (binary 10000000000000000, hex 10000), but hey, we haven't had good flair for any posts in a while. I blame Dennis.

Anyway, I hope someone is brewing up something noisy and seizure-inducing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Minutes_over_Tokyo) for post 40000.

PDqxbxzRFP4

Hey! I don't want to hog it all. Besides, this isn't the Linux Mint thread.



Someone "Call It" so we know who is going to post the flair.

[sol92258]

ooooooooh, sweet! (http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/office/sharpie-liquid-pencil/)

[RichGem]

if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey....


But... what about the poor simians who lost their tails in banana harvesting accidents? :sad:

[soapbox]

Oh, alright, I'll take the flair post. Gotta lead from the front.

[soapbox]

Thus, I'll post-dope to reach the 39,999th post.

[soapbox]

So give me some room, fellas. (thanks)

[soapbox]

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:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

40,000 posts! WAHOO!

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:badger::badger::badger::badger::badger: :badger::badger::badger::badger::badger:
:badger::badger::badger::badger::badger: :badger::badger::badger::badger::badger:
:badger::badger::badger::badger::badger: :badger::badger::badger::badger::badger:
:badger::badger::badger::badger::badger: :badger::badger::badger::badger::badger:

:a29: :a29: :a29: :a29:

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:ciappa::biggrin::out::tongue1::arf::sosp::devil: :thumbsup::aureola::wink1::hand::yesnod: :drool::001_rolle:001_tt2::w00t::laugh:

For Ray:
:blink::blink::blink:

:a5: :a5: :a5:

If only any of it mattered!

And, to be true to myself and my job:

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Congrats to all who participated.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled nonsense.

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