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Doc4
03-06-2009, 05:12 PM
in an upright position, buckle your seatbelts, and stop crossing your legs.

:eek:

Airline chief says he’s serious about pay toilets

DUBLIN (AP) — Ryanair chief executive Michael O’Leary insisted Thursday he’s serious about making passengers pay for the right to relieve themselves on flights — and is flush with interest in the idea of mounting credit card-operated toilets.

O’Leary, whose Dublin-based airline has pioneered the practice of filling air travel with extra charges, divided opinion last week by suggesting that his next target would be coin-operated toilets. Aviation analysts and the traveling public alike couldn’t tell whether O’Leary — a cut-throat operator with an entertainingly bombastic style — was poking fun at his own reputation.

The Ryanair boss told a dumfounded Dublin press conference Thursday the days of the unlocked potty are indeed numbered.

“Eventually it’s going to happen. It’s just we can’t do it at the moment because we don’t have a mechanism for charging you,” he said.

O’Leary said he has asked engineers at U.S. aircraft maker Boeing — which supplies Ryanair’s entire fleet of 737-800s — to design toilets with doors that open only if you swipe a valid credit card through the locking mechanism. He conceded that his earlier idea, to make them coin-operated, wouldn’t work in part because Ryanair operates heavily in areas using both the euro and British pound.

“We have looked into this before, and the problem is Boeing can’t come up with a mechanism on the toilet door to take coins,” he said. “We’re suggesting they go back and look at a mechanism where you’d swipe the credit card for a quid (British pound) on the toilet door. They’ve gone off to look at that. ... We are serious.”

He didn’t seek to soften the impression that Ryanair was happy to make its passengers suffer.

“Most people would go to the loo (toilet) before they get on the plane, or they hold it until they land. You would only have to deal with the people who absolutely have to go,” he said.

One positive effect, he said, would be to “reduce an awful lot of the unnecessary visits to the toilet that (expletive) so many passengers off.”

It could also become the next serious money-maker at Ryanair, already Europe’s most profitable and aggressively expanding airline. O’Leary estimates if 20 percent of passengers pay 1 pound (euro1.12, $1.40) to use the restroom, this would generate 15 million pounds (euro17 million, $21 million) annually — which he characterizes as future “fare savings to the traveling public.”

Ryanair is famous for offering officially “free” flights that end up costing euro50 ($70) or more once fees for check-in, luggage and on-line payment are applied. On board, the airline hawks bingo cards and duty free goods on short-hop flights that can last barely an hour. It offers no snacks or drinks for free, not even tap water.

slcsteve
03-06-2009, 05:20 PM
I'm sorry but I think that most passengers will be royally pissed. I hope that this idea will be canned - it's just a waste.

Gruder
03-06-2009, 05:21 PM
It could also become the next serious money-maker at Ryanair, already Europe’s most profitable and aggressively expanding airline. O’Leary estimates if 20 percent of passengers pay 1 pound (euro1.12, $1.40) to use the restroom, this would generate 15 million pounds (euro17 million, $21 million) annually — which he characterizes as future “fare savings to the traveling public.”

Um, the cost of replacing soiled airplane seats doesn't appear to be factored into the calculation...

Honestly, the most impressive thing about this story is that Ryanair got not one, but two free news cycles out of it.

stobes21
03-06-2009, 06:33 PM
I'm sorry but I think that most passengers will be royally pissed. I hope that this idea will be canned - it's just a waste.

I don't care who you are, that's punny!:lol:

mk-ultra
03-06-2009, 08:43 PM
Bad idea.

A friend of my got food poisoning on a plane from a packet of bad mayonnaise and spent half the flight in the bathroom and the other half filling air sickness bags.

If he had been forced to pay for each bathroom visit, I think he may have just stayed in his seat.

Can't they find other ways to raise revenue?

ouch
03-06-2009, 10:07 PM
Simple solution.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqMc9B7uDV8

galopede
03-07-2009, 12:06 AM
I love Michael O'Leary when he appears on the news! Can't anyone see he's taking the p1ss? Mostly...

Surprisingly his is the only airline I've used that's never let me down, unlike British Airways.

Gareth

Lynchmeister
03-07-2009, 05:02 AM
While living in Dalkeith (Edinburgh suburb), I flew RyanAir to Dublin all the time roundtrip for about $14 (yes dollars, not pounds...it was a beautiful thing). For that price I'll even let them smack me around a little. :lol: Of course, this was almost 8 years ago and I'm sure prices have increased, but even so I'd imagine they're still the cheapest.

Disclaimer: I don't know what their operation is like now, but back then they were only operating out of smaller airports with misleading names. London-Stansted and Frankfurt-Hahn for example.

Story: Some of my best friends live in Germany not too far from Frankfurt am Main and while in Scotland, I wanted to visit them. I found a relatively cheap flight to Frankfurt-Hahn airport, which I (stupidly) assumed was close to Franfurt am Main. Well, long story short, I sat their for close to 5 hours waiting for my friend to show up. Apparently he and everyone else he had asked had no clue where this airport was, as come to find out later, it's nowhere near Frankfurt am Main. We were almost to Basel, Switzerland! :lol: Funny now, not so much then.

Ru4scuba?
03-07-2009, 05:15 AM
Ahh....no surprise here IMHO.

I lived in Germany for 3 years. It was common to drop a couple of coins to take a wiz at a lot of commercial venues.

Now, its just shifting to the airlines due to the bad economy! LOL on the soiled passenger seats tho!

Mrs. Chip
03-07-2009, 06:48 AM
I'm sorry but I think that most passengers will be royally pissed. I hope that this idea will be canned - it's just a waste.

Is this going to be a standard, my first thoughts about this was what about families with small children? and, many airlines give you free drinks but then will want you to pay to use the bathroom! On a two hour flight from Winnipeg to Calgary they offer drinks three times!

If it comes to this, they better make bigger bathrooms that tall people can stand up in and turn around in. As they are now, they are tiny and cramped and many people try not to use them, using them only as a last resort.