If a wood chuck could.... [Archive]

sol92258

01-06-2009, 12:27 PM

The other day, I'm going to Wal-Mart, my 8 y.o. riding with me.
She starts trying to recite the "if a wood chuck..." limerick as fast as she can, and messed it up a couple of times, which got us to trying different words in it, and these are the best of what we came up with:

Hammerhead (shark) (hers):
How many heads could a hammerhead hammer if a hammerhead could hammer heads?

Water Buffalo (mine):
How much water could a water buffalo buffalo if a water buffalo could buffalo water?

So, how bout it? What can you come up with?

scoopster

01-06-2009, 12:40 PM

How many shaves could a wetshaver shave if a wetshaver could shave shaves?

sol92258

01-06-2009, 01:04 PM

How much wood could burnwood burn if burnwood could burn wood?

scoopster

01-06-2009, 01:18 PM

How much wood could burnwood burn if burnwood could burn wood?

How many miles could your mileage vary if you mileage could vary miles?

Rib Shot. Thank you. I'll be here all za week.

Fnord5

01-06-2009, 01:24 PM

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck chuck norris?

All of it.

texcattlerancher

01-06-2009, 01:42 PM

How much wood could burnwood burn if burnwood could burn wood?

How many miles could your mileage vary if you mileage could vary miles?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck chuck norris?

Game over after these three. Excellent submissions. :biggrin:

john.crissman

01-06-2009, 01:46 PM

How many bats could a Batman bat if a Batman would bat bats?:a51:

R-James

01-06-2009, 01:47 PM

how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man. Not a real answer I just had to!

big1096

01-06-2009, 01:47 PM

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck chuck norris?

:kyle1:

Chuck Norris never wears a watch, he decides what time it is!

I couldn't help myself....

Doc4

01-06-2009, 02:23 PM

How many monks could a chipmonk chip if a chipmonk could chip monks?

How many miles could your mileage vary if you mileage could vary miles?

Rib Shot. Thank you. I'll be here all za week.

How many lists could a burnWood list if a burnwood could make lists?

crankymoose

01-06-2009, 11:27 PM

How many badgers could a Badger and Blade brush badger if a Badger and Blade brush could brush badgers :tongue_sm

TimmyBoston

01-06-2009, 11:37 PM

How many faces could Fusion shave if a Fusion could shave faces?

King of Kailua

01-07-2009, 12:54 AM

How much pith could a pith helmet helmet if a pith helmet could helmet pith?

Now hold your toungue and say " I was born on a pirate ship" :biggrin:

Shane

01-07-2009, 01:16 AM

How many threads can anything thread if anything could thread threads?

profsaffel

01-07-2009, 05:17 AM

How many highs could a highlighter light if a highlighter could light highs. :001_huh:

john.crissman

01-07-2009, 06:51 AM

how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man. Not a real answer I just had to!

42

D.Irving79

01-07-2009, 12:39 PM

how much king could an art king king if an art king could king art.

Doc4

01-07-2009, 12:45 PM

How many shores could she sell sea shells down by if she could sell shee sheells down by the sheeeeeeeeee shooooooooooo ....

Fnord5

01-07-2009, 12:48 PM

How many shores could she sell sea shells down by if she could sell shee sheells down by the sheeeeeeeeee shooooooooooo ....

You couldn't even type that right. :biggrin:

Don't ask me to even attempt to say it out loud.:lol:

burnwood

01-07-2009, 12:49 PM

how many people could burnwood burn if burnwood could burn them.

ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!:angry:

trevchapple

01-07-2009, 12:52 PM

How many faces could Fusion shave if a Fusion could shave faces?
how many ingrowns could an ingrown grow if an ingrown could grow in?

sol92258

01-10-2009, 05:15 PM

How much pan could a pancake cake if a pancake could cake pan?

How much band could a band-aid aid if a band-aid could aid band?

RichGem

01-10-2009, 05:41 PM

How much wood could burnwood burn if burnwood could burn wood?

excellent! Altho, you've probably earned a spot on his latest "list."

(but otherwise...what?... was waldo on vacation again?) :wink:

RichGem

01-10-2009, 05:44 PM

How many miles could your mileage vary if you mileage could vary miles?

Rib Shot. Thank you. I'll be here all za week.

oooooooooh. you're really on the list. :lol:

RichGem

01-10-2009, 05:53 PM

How much wood could burnwood burn if burnwood could burn wood?

How much soap could soapbox box if soapbox could box soap?

(yeah, it's a bit derivative)

sol92258

01-10-2009, 06:04 PM

How much soap could soapbox box if soapbox could box soap?

(yeah, it's a bit derivative)
that's pretty good, really

just how rich is a richgem gem if a richgem gem is rich?

SRock

01-11-2009, 01:48 AM

How many bills could a Duck Bill bill if a Duck Bill could bill bills.

Anton von Tripp

01-11-2009, 01:55 AM

:smile:I hope that this thread goes on forever - I love it!:smile:

Cordially, AvT.

SRock

01-11-2009, 02:28 AM

:smile:I hope that this thread goes on forever - I love it!:smile:

Cordially, AvT.

How's this?

How many Trips' could Anton von Tripp trip if Anton could Tripp trips?

RichGem

01-11-2009, 06:28 AM

well , you did ask for it... :wink:

how many rocks could slaglerock rock if slaglerock could rock rocks?

retrodig

01-11-2009, 06:39 AM

How many retros could retrodig dig if retrodig could dig retros?

NorthALABeeKeep

01-11-2009, 06:56 AM

how much honey could a honeybee make if CCD were only on BBC :001_rolle

RichGem

01-11-2009, 07:39 PM

How many ricks could a rick roll roll if a rick roll could roll ricks?

answer: here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

Etoyoc_Rebmos

01-11-2009, 07:46 PM

How many chaiors could R-James fel if R-James did fel out of chaior!

Siv

01-11-2009, 09:01 PM

How many Sivs could a Siv sieve if a Siv could sieve Sivs?

SRock

01-12-2009, 05:09 AM

well , you did ask for it... :wink:

how many rocks could slaglerock rock if slaglerock could rock rocks?

Nice, though I expected AvT to jump on it.

Anton von Tripp

01-12-2009, 05:33 AM

How's this?

How many Trips' could Anton von Tripp trip if Anton could Tripp trips?

Sorry for late response - just noticed. How about:-

"How many rocks could SlagleRock snaggle if SlagleRock could snaggle rocks?"

Cordially, AvT.

RichGem

01-14-2009, 07:49 PM

How many lynches could a lynchmeister meister if a lynchmeister could meister lynches?

How many thirds could a thirdeye eye if a thirdeye could eye thirds?

Quietville

01-14-2009, 08:01 PM

How many miles could your mileage vary if you mileage could vary miles?

Rib Shot. Thank you. I'll be here all za week.

I hate to be a downer...

but it's RIM shot...

How much music could a music teacher teach if a music teacher could teach music.

I love it when I burn myself :rolleyes:

sol92258

08-25-2009, 09:33 AM

How many rocks could a Slaglerock rock if a Slaglerock could slagle rocks

Chimensch

08-25-2009, 09:51 AM

How much pork would a pork chop chop if a pork chop could chop pork.

Seraphim

08-25-2009, 11:02 AM

How low could tallow go, if tallow could go low?

Kratos

08-25-2009, 01:05 PM

Not a limerick, but as a kid I saw a front page news article with a lumber hauling semi on it's side, logs everywhere. The caption read" How Much Wood Would a Wood Truck Chuck..." I still think it's hilarious.

SRock

08-26-2009, 01:00 AM

How many rocks could a Slaglerock rock if a Slaglerock could slagle rocks

You dug up an oldie! :lol:

pal

08-26-2009, 05:37 AM

how many people could burnwood burn if burnwood could burn them.

ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!:angry:

Now we've done it. We have awakened burnwood's dark side.