three word story

[King of Kailua]

This thread is a never ending story about an initiate, learning how shave well.

All you have to do to keep the story going is to post 3 words and not post twice in a row. I will get the ball rolling with the first three words.

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A fresh blade ...

[John 5]

like my Swede

[joshmpdx]

against my throat...

[King of Kailua]

has me worried

[arghblech]

that I'll slip

[King of Kailua]

but the wife

[John 5]

thinks its swell

[PaulH]

yet, one day

[gunner6477]

She got mad

[thirdeye]

and took my...

[PKHammer]

new BBE away

[thirdeye]

so I had...

[Jim]

a bad attitude.

[email protected] ([email protected])

[thirdeye]

But soon lather...

[ouch]

happily ever after.

[thirdeye]

happily ever after.

Dang, story ends.....:frown:

[Jim]

Meanwhile, back in

[bythbook]

the antique store

[yardpup01]

I found a

[Dharion]

display box with

[PKHammer]

a tan SuperSpeed,

[Jim]

Oh No! Look,

[Bluestaco]

That's not tan...

[joshmpdx]

thirdeye will know...

[Shane]

if it's fake...

[Sabledog]

...and look a

[Jim]

Real one,here!

[King of Kailua]

CooncatBob will certainly..

[Fnord5]

replate with chrome

[Jim]

Oh look! another

[arghblech]

patchouli smelling hippy

[King of Kailua]

Why don't they...

[arghblech]

learn to shave

[burnwood]

with a real

[King of Kailua]

attitude towards life

[thirdeye]

and with a

[arghblech]

rusty chainsaw and

[joselastra]

cold wet head

[King of Kailua]

That's all I...

[thirdeye]

can stand at...

[SepticTank]

... this time of ...

[expatCanuck]

... folliculitis and a ...

[Jim]

draft card assignment.

[burnwood]

His hippy wife

[Sullybob]

went to the

[joshmpdx]

Shave-soap compodium thread...

[thirdeye]

and found Tallow.....

[Sullybob]

soap information aplenty

[King of Kailua]

"Dear lord!" the..

[Sullybob]

tallow lovers were

[thirdeye]

up in arms...

[Jim]

the lather is

[thirdeye]

oh so slick...

[arghblech]

but my arm

[Sullybob]

is tired from

[thirdeye]

whipping mounds of...

[admak75]

Trumpers sandalwood soap

[Bluestaco]

with a plastic

[D.Irving79]

spoon i found

[admak75]

And a spork

[Jim]

whilst the CIA

[admak75]

Conducted DE Operations

[King of Kailua]

behind enemy lines

[Fnord5]

in search of

[admak75]

The shaving masters

[Fnord5]

without any severe

[Jim]

Razor burn or

[Fnord5]

crusty whisker encrusted

[King of Kailua]

sink drains and

[Fnord5]

"rare vintage Superspeeds"

[Sullybob]

while eating spam

[Fnord5]

from the can

[dpm802]

with a spork

[Fnord5]

A spork is...

[Sullybob]

never enough to

[arghblech]

defend oneself from

[Bluestaco]

heathen unwashed hippies.

[Jim]

The tall redhead,

[thirdeye]

found in the

[arghblech]

bushes with a

[Jim]

Huge silvertip badger,

[thirdeye]

and a very.....

[arghblech]

naughty squirrel costume

[thirdeye]

missing belly fur....

[arghblech]

and one eye

[Jim]

Prior to the

[arghblech]

accident she had

[waitasecun]

eaten a large

[Nick D.E.vious]

young portly fellow

[thirdeye]

and burped up...

[Jim]

Spam. Now we

[Nick D.E.vious]

gathered all around

[arghblech]

to listen to

[thirdeye]

the gurgling that...

[Nick D.E.vious]

the swarm caused

[arghblech]

when drawn to

[Jim]

the black swan.

[arghblech]

Can you shave

[Nick D.E.vious]

to the beat...

[arghblech]

of a drummer

[Jim]

or a walrus?

[dpm802]

"Yes!" said the

[arghblech]

fifth beatle, coo-coo-ka-choo!

[VR6ofpain]

"What is this?"

[thirdeye]

I think it's...

[waitasecun]

a crazed badger

[thirdeye]

with no fur....

[joshmpdx]

asking, what the...

[thirdeye]

heck did I...

[Bluestaco]

do to my

[joshmpdx]

TOES! they look...

[Bluestaco]

rather like bald

[waitasecun]

like an eagle

[thirdeye]

soaring down to...

[waitasecun]

finagle a bagel

[King of Kailua]

but alas, one

[Jim]

bagel could not

[arghblech]

have done this.

[Jim]

Furthermore,the shopkeeper

[Bluestaco]

still reeling from

[thirdeye]

the awesome experiance....

[King of Kailua]

of extreme halitosis

[waitasecun]

and the stench

[King of Kailua]

of his unkept

[burnwood]

brother who is

[thirdeye]

still wandering through...

[burnwood]

a green little

[thirdeye]

wet pile of

[burnwood]

something cold and

[Sullybob]

very slimy and

[burnwood]

somehow good looking.

[Sullybob]

and nice smelling

[Jim]

weeks old Puerh.

[burnwood]

"Where's my goat?"

[Sullybob]

said the coat

[thirdeye]

on the boat...

[burnwood]

with a remote

[Sullybob]

let me smote

[King of Kailua]

Smoted, the coat

[burnwood]

then he wrote

[Sullybob]

with a remote

[Jim]

Why oh why?

[Sullybob]

Is a fly

[King of Kailua]

Is there a fly

That's 4 words !! :mad:

[yardpup01]

about to die

[Jim]

swat! went the

[thirdeye]

went the big...

[joshmpdx]

fly?? ...oh my!

[Jim]

At the Ranch,

[King of Kailua]

The cowpokes lingered

[Sullybob]

By the fire

[Jim]

until dawn.Then

[Bluestaco]

shaved with their

[thirdeye]

stunningly stropped straights...

[burnwood]

that were rusted

[King of Kailua]

thats what tough

[thirdeye]

the fickle cowpoke

[burnwood]

said " Why is...

[expatCanuck]

"... Art the King?"

[King of Kailua]

A question he

[Sullybob]

often asked.

Then

[dpm802]

Art finally explained

[Bluestaco]

"Because I shave..."

[King of Kailua]

"...royalty befits me"

[Flounder]

and I wear

[yardpup01]

pants made of

[joshmpdx]

leather, for stropping.

[Jim]

So, said the

[TstebinsB]

buxom brunette before

[D.Irving79]

she spilled bourbon

[King of Kailua]

down her blouse

[Flounder]

making her wet

[Jim]

.I was hasty

[yardpup01]

and said, "Forgive

[Dharion]

me for I

[TstebinsB]

love my wife."

[King of Kailua]

but my liver,

[Jim]

is not available

[D.Irving79]

.My stomach cancer

[Sullybob]

is no fun

[Jim]

. The cowpoke rolled

[Sullybob]

in the hay

[Flounder]

but the tiger

[King of Kailua]

in his tank

[waitasecun]

is currently jumping

[TimmyBoston]

over the moat

[Jim]

missing the Sailboat.

[thirdeye]

With one big...

[joshmpdx]

swooping movement, Evelyn...

[Jim]

had the Gun,

[thirdeye]

"Hey wait", she.....

[Bluestaco]

said while showing

[Jim]

herself quite the

[_JP_]

quick draw artist

[Jim]

with Espresso also.

[joshmpdx]

Preciousness is pricey...

[Grizzled Greek]

bidding on ebay

[NorthALABeeKeep]

for a goat

[Jim]

with a beard

[yardpup01]

that clearly needed

[_JP_]

a dye job.

[expatCanuck]

A dyed goat ...

[NorthALABeeKeep]

what a sight!

[King of Kailua]

Cashmere it isn't

[Bluestaco]

necessarily just for

[joscobo]

make them stop!

[Jim]

John's bagged peas

[thirdeye]

replaced water hose

[joshmpdx]

covering my eye...

[expatCanuck]

... with a smattering ...

[Jim]

of pink buttercups,

[thirdeye]

and lavender lilys....

[Bluestaco]

stuck in the

[D.Irving79]

bundt cake pan

[thirdeye]

with a wet...

[Jim]

tea towel, Higgins

[King of Kailua]

gestured to Magnum;

[Grizzled Greek]

your moustache is

[Jim]

the 80's codpiece,

[King of Kailua]

"Zeus, Apollo, HEEL"!

[joshmpdx]

Get Behind Me!...

[Jim]

The guest house,

[_JP_]

which was very

[joshmpdx]

prestigious in relation...

[Razorfish]

Freedom for all:smile:

[Bluestaco]

But, then again,

[D.Irving79]

washing my socks

[King of Kailua]

as requested by

[yardpup01]

the hobo on

[Jim]

the hill, whom

[thirdeye]

is still in

[D.Irving79]

his soiled pants

[thirdeye]

from the garden...

[D.Irving79]

filled with okra.

[Jim]

The Hobo, regrettably

[thirdeye]

took five steps...

[joshmpdx]

into the garden.

[D.Irving79]

All the okra

[King of Kailua]

began to sing:...

[Jim]

"dont step on

[thirdeye]

the blossoms by

[burnwood]

the dirty skunk."

[Jim]

The Pequod sails

[Sullybob]

to the moon

[SRock]

and back again.

[burnwood]

The hobo still

[Sullybob]

eats from a

[NorthALABeeKeep]

dirty paper shack

[burnwood]

near the river

[joshmpdx]

Unless, of course...