three word story

[mretzloff]

the neighborhood store.

[DE Shaver]

Regardless, people at

[maxman]

the FBI were

[Mr. Scruffy]

looking for gremlins

[DE Shaver]

in the backyard

[Kraken]

next to the

[Mr. Scruffy]

compost pile where

[DE Shaver]

some leaves were

[kwk285]

Raked up in

[Shavely Manden]

a giant, wobbling

[DE Shaver]

garbage container that

[kwk285]

looked like it

[beginish]

survived an explosion

[Mr. Scruffy]

, but it hadn't.

[BrianL]

The container was

[mretzloff]

set on top

[kg4ghn]

of three large

[BrianL]

green and red

[DE Shaver]

boxes made from

[pauls51]

the finest badgers

[GDCarrington]

while Bugs Bunny

[Miles]

themed corporate accessories

[kg4ghn]

were sold in

[maxman]

an estate sale

[DE Shaver]

at the president's

[mretzloff]

beach house on

[DE Shaver]

the ocean front.

[mretzloff]

"Good gosh", said

[BrianL]

the salty sailor

[DE Shaver]

as he started

[Mr. Scruffy]

to blow the

[BrianL]

entire afternoon off

[mretzloff]

in favor of

[kg4ghn]

drinking rum and

[Kraken]

contemplating the meaning

[mretzloff]

of life. The

[DE Shaver]

fact remains that

[mretzloff]

McDonald's sucks. Burger

[BrianL]

burger, who's got

[maxman]

the best burger?

[mretzloff]

"I do!", said

[Shavely Manden]

the giant, salivating

[Mr. Scruffy]

over his Whataburger

[GDCarrington]

ready to take

[BrianL]

hostages if necessary

[mretzloff]

to protect it.

[beginish]

Licking his fingers

[mretzloff]

, Bob walked towards

[DE Shaver]

the two chickens

[maxman]

who crossed the

[mretzloff]

road in a

[DE Shaver]

wheelbarrow did not

[pauls51]

seem to be

[DE Shaver]

put together correctly.

[mretzloff]

Four hundred years

[DE Shaver]

ago the tribes

[maxman]

of the Pacific

[Mr. Scruffy]

Athletic Conference joined

[DE Shaver]

forces with the

[Miles]

Canadian Anti-biscuit League

[Kraken]

of athletic supporters.

[mretzloff]

Two days later

[GDCarrington]

to stop the

[mretzloff]

giant spider, a

[GDCarrington]

filthy hideous thing

[mretzloff]

with large legs.

[Kraken]

Down at the

[mretzloff]

dock, there was

[BrianL]

a very bright

[DE Shaver]

light that was

[mretzloff]

blinding everyone who

[DE Shaver]

was going to

[mretzloff]

the small boat

[DE Shaver]

that was heading

[mretzloff]

towards home. The

[BrianL]

UPS tracking number

[mretzloff]

showed that my

[Miles]

participation in this

[mretzloff]

thread was very

[DE Shaver]

time consuming indeed!

[kg4ghn]

But at least

[BaldRick]

to encourage disadvantaged

[Miles]

underprivileged myopic orphans

[SRock]

to consider the

[mretzloff]

change of them

[DE Shaver]

into weird bathroom

[mretzloff]

-dwelling hooligans. The

[DE Shaver]

main point of

[mretzloff]

the essay, was

[DE Shaver]

to show that

[mretzloff]

it was not

[Miles]

an essay. Thankfully,

[mretzloff]

the next day

[DE Shaver]

3 men and

[GDCarrington]

herd of zebras

[mretzloff]

headed towards a

[kg4ghn]

asteroid orbiting a

[mretzloff]

greenish object. The

[GDCarrington]

zebras balked at

[mretzloff]

at the fried

[DE Shaver]

chicken joint across

[Miles]

the, er, um...

[maxman]

street from the

[GDCarrington]

zoological display area

[kg4ghn]

and shouted, "Alas

[GDCarrington]

lions eat zebras

[BEAR DEN]

and antelope too!

[GDCarrington]

Our intrepid hero

[DE Shaver]

when off to

[Miles]

war in the

[Ride4TheBrand]

Millennium Falcon, which

[GDCarrington]

had ferried chickens

[DE Shaver]

to the Superdome.

[MrLastway]

Never would that

[DE Shaver]

feat be equalled

[mretzloff]

in our time.

[Miles]

Will the owner

[mretzloff]

of the red

[MrLastway]

camry please report

[GDCarrington]

to the dumbwaiter

[DE Shaver]

who is at

[GDCarrington]

the door today

[DE Shaver]

selling used gum.

[Miles]

Your car is

[MrLastway]

clearly on fire

[DE Shaver]

because it was

[NorthALABeeKeep]

on a volcano

[DE Shaver]

that was erupting

[Mr. Scruffy]

baking soda and

[DE Shaver]

soda water while

[BrianL]

bystanders stood by

[Shavely Manden]

loudly munching on

[BigRich]

large bags of

[BrianL]

Crunch and Munch

[kwk285]

And drinking diet

[BrianL]

marshmallow fluff with

[DE Shaver]

liquid gel caps

[Mr. Scruffy]

and getting buzzed

[Shavely Manden]

by marauding biplanes

[BrianL]

dropping globs of

[DE Shaver]

mustard and ketchup

[Shavely Manden]

on huge, sizzling

[Mr. Scruffy]

sunbathers. Consequently, the

[BrianL]

the clown house

[kg4ghn]

had too many

[GDCarrington]

Stan The Man

[Shavely Manden]

-themed cupcakes, causing

[GDCarrington]

the Carpenter to

[pauls51]

lose his marbles

[Shavely Manden]

and quit. Meanwhile,

[GDCarrington]

the B&B site

[pal]

was full of

[kg4ghn]

not quitting wetshavers

[pal]

not named Stan

[DE Shaver]

nor The Carpenter.

[pal]

However, it should

[GDCarrington]

be duly noted

[pal]

that most members

[kg4ghn]

aren't OCD about

[pal]

using acronyms when

[DE Shaver]

they are using

[Ride4TheBrand]

...

[pal]

or Morse Code

[DE Shaver]

in order to

[kg4ghn]

call in quail.

[DE Shaver]

Meanwhile, back at

[kg4ghn]

the dude ranch,

[pal]

the horses were

[kg4ghn]

learning to dance

[DE Shaver]

the twist while

[pal]

swabbing the deck

[kg4ghn]

in pink tutus.

[pal]

Which was very

[kg4ghn]

odd considering that

[DE Shaver]

they were not

[kg4ghn]

girls. That didn't

[DE Shaver]

stop them from

[kg4ghn]

shaking what their

[DE Shaver]

scantily clad forms

[kg4ghn]

barely covered up.

[DE Shaver]

At the club

[kg4ghn]

the bouncer told

[DE Shaver]

the three stooges

[kg4ghn]

to stop their

[Miles]

jibba jabba and

[kg4ghn]

get back to

[DE Shaver]

working on the

[SRock]

dirty dishes in

[DE Shaver]

the kitchen for

[profsaffel]

the late hour

[DE Shaver]

of the evening.

[mretzloff]

The next day

[HerbalAbuse]

2 dogs crossdressed

[mretzloff]

and went to

[HerbalAbuse]

a gay bar

[mretzloff]

to drink martinis.

[Mr. Scruffy]

Having three legs

[mandoman]

display box with
old gillette razor

[Ride4TheBrand]

Having three legs

required balancing on

[DE Shaver]

a foot and

[HerbalAbuse]

a Stella bottle

[BrianL]

. The road to

[DE Shaver]

the next town

[BrianL]

was less traveled

[BigRich]

by those who

[DE Shaver]

did not like

[HerbalAbuse]

very long roads

[BrianL]

, a fork in

[DE Shaver]

the road made

[BigRich]

the entire group

[pal]

stop, drop and

[HerbalAbuse]

scoff their faces

[DE Shaver]

while whistling Dixie.

[Miles]

Which reminds me

[GDCarrington]

of a poem

[kg4ghn]

written by a

[Mr. Scruffy]

blue ribbon panel

[GDCarrington]

of blue eyed

[pauls51]

fishmongers, who seemed

[GDCarrington]

intent upon sailing

[DE Shaver]

over the sea

[Ride4TheBrand]

horses while flailing

[Miles]

their morning stars

[mretzloff]

in the middle

[kg4ghn]

of a giant

[SRock]

zombie apocalypse. Meanwhile,

[DE Shaver]

back at the

[xillion]

house of pain

[thunderball]

nobody could tell

[BigRich]

which way they

[DE Shaver]

were being spun

[BrianL]

until one found

[Shavely Manden]

out he was

[DE Shaver]

not going to

[BigRich]

die until Tuesday.

[BrianL]

Six days left

[BigRich]

before the end

[DE Shaver]

of the world!

[BigRich]

However, everything changed

[BigRich]

As the sun

[DE Shaver]

set in the

[BigRich]

the east, everyone

[pal]

turned their attention

[mretzloff]

towards the big

[GDCarrington]

red and chartreuse

[DE Shaver]

Volkswagen Beetle that

[Miles]

reeked of bacon

[DE Shaver]

and dirty socks.

[Kraken]

Well, there you

[pauls51]

have it, a