three word story

[pauls51]

be classified as

[beginish]

crudités, canapé or

[Don]

bits and pieces

[mretzloff]

of the very

[SRock]

famous, world renowned

[DE7]

lifestyles of the

[Don]

rich straight shavers.

[SRock]

Meanwhile the poor

[MrLastway]

results from the

[SRock]

last urinalysis were

[Mr. Scruffy]

leaked to the

[ChinaCoolStuff]

Sivambu Kalpa Congress

[mretzloff]

, which in turn

[Mr. Scruffy]

appropriated funding for

[beginish]

purest wee wee

[MrLastway]

to be filtered

[beginish]

and decanted into

[MrLastway]

small wooden cups

[beginish]

marked "Lilac Vegetal"

[MrLastway]

originally used in

[Mr. Scruffy]

witchcraft and alchemy.

[Miles]

Historically, most people

[MrLastway]

will eventually put

[Don]

their right foot

[David37]

with a rusty

[MrLastway]

bootstrap well below

[Don]

where ugly tattoo's

[pauls51]

reside with a

[grump]

view no one

[beginish]

will ever see

[mretzloff]

what he did.

[MrLastway]

While the rest

[Intrigued]

of mankind is

[MrLastway]

too stuck up

[mretzloff]

to be able

[MrLastway]

to properly dress

[mretzloff]

. Five snakes and

[Don]

two soccer referees

[MrLastway]

ate head to

[SRock]

cure their issues

[beginish]

with ingrowns and

[pal]

Slagle "da da da" Disease

[MrLastway]

randomly attributed to

[mretzloff]

the one on

[Miles]

Oprah. Scientific studies

[Mr. Scruffy]

of Lilac Vegetal

[MrLastway]

have been known

[beginish]

to induce seizures

[Don]

of a most

[MrLastway]

generic kind which

[Don]

that leads to

[taffy]

another topic on

[Don]

another shaving blog.

[mretzloff]

Peanuts and cashews

[MrLastway]

. A dogs tale

[SRock]

starring duke as

[pauls51]

the great hound

[SRock]

from the planet

[pal]

Pluto. He was

[Don]

never without a

[SRock]

bone or a

[MrLastway]

small bowl of

[SRock]

Scooby Snacks. He

[MrLastway]

certainly did not

[SRock]

think for a

[MrLastway]

second about the

[SRock]

last time he

[thirdeye]

pee'd in the

[SRock]

old mans Wheaties.

[MrLastway]

Somehow he approached

[pal]

every new adventure

[thirdeye]

with wild ideas

[MrLastway]

resulting in indefinitely

[beginish]

pondering the imponderable

[MrLastway]

whilst rubbing literature

[Don]

from his eyes.

[pal]

Suddenly a fast

[MrLastway]

yet pungent wind

[Don]

informed him that

[MrLastway]

not only were

[Don]

there skunks nearby

[taffy]

but also a

[MrLastway]

den of badgers.

[Don]

Dancing badgers, who

[MrLastway]

wielded blades of

[SRock]

glory. "A Shave,

[pauls51]

that is too

[grump]

mind blowing that

[Don]

you will never

[Scott0079]

need shave again !

[Don]

A thin red

[MrLastway]

slice of heaven

[Don]

appeared on the

[MrLastway]

broad shouldered fellow

[taffy]

early morning horizon

[mretzloff]

next to the

[SRock]

narrow shouldered fella

[beginish]

with six-pack abs

[Mr. Scruffy]

and a flabby

[DE7]

face, waiting for

[MrLastway]

the light to

[beginish]

finally dawn. They

[MrLastway]

slowly parked the

[DE7]

brokendown beer truck

[shavervinnie]

next to the

[MrLastway]

brewery and swept

[Don]

their thirst away

[coyotewhisper]

till they dropped

[MrLastway]

down on to

[grump]

the plush green

[MrLastway]

drapes that kept

[Don]

the leprechauns away.

[pauls51]

What should have

[Don]

a pleasant afternoon

[pal]

turned out to

[thirdeye]

be one of

[eldonanda]

many deeply disturbing

[MrLastway]

weekdays in a

[Don]

month of dreary

[MrLastway]

humor at best.

[SRock]

This one time

[MrLastway]

though it all

[SRock]

seemed so long

[Barbash]

half day Friday

[Miles]

(?!?) Slowly I turned

[mretzloff]

and saw a

[Don]

politician looking for

[mretzloff]

an excuse to

[beginish]

launder some money

[grump]

to pay for

[Don]

the mess he

[SRock]

made when he

[beginish]

slipped and fell

[SRock]

into Hillary Clinton's

[beginish]

foreign policy advisors

[SRock]

and caused them

[beginish]

to wonk out

[SRock]

a shave treaty

[beginish]

with the Germans

[Miles]

. Despite this, the

[Don]

Italians protested that

[Barbash]

Usa! Usa! Usa!

[MrLastway]

was somewhat of

[SRock]

a misinformed malcontent

[Don]

and never had

[beginish]

a decent shave

[Luscombe]

but they were

[ukenut]

Let it go!

[pal]

That's my Boa

[Don]

, and I don't

[MrLastway]

really like him.

[SRock]

He's overly aggressive.

[MrLastway]

Why does he

[mretzloff]

keep doing this?

[thirdeye]

Can anyone tell

[MrLastway]

him that the

[mretzloff]

correct way to

[MrLastway]

approach a kitten

[Don]

is with flowers.

[MrLastway]

But he didnt

[Don]

understand why he

[grump]

felt the urge

[beginish]

to consume it

[MrLastway]

all in one

[Miles]

delicious "purrito" with

[grump]

with nothing to

[MrLastway]

fill it with.

[Don]

A G&T might

[MrLastway]

be somewhat less

[pauls51]

than what we

[beginish]

need for quinine

[mretzloff]

expected him to

[Miles]

plotz immediately in

[mretzloff]

the room. The

[MrLastway]

slight tingle he

[DE7]

felt while shaving

[SRock]

was new "Proraso

[Barbash]

up at 5am!

[SRock]

The product for

[taffy]

the new man

[beginish]

is not Axe

[MrLastway]

but a mixture

[Miles]

of ground steak

[Mr. Scruffy]

and Castrol Syntec

[MrLastway]

x42 for heavy

[mretzloff]

weight and other

[coyotewhisper]

thickening cream agents

[Mr. Scruffy]

, shaken not stirred.

[mretzloff]

The very next

[MrLastway]

shave he went

[Mr. Scruffy]

ATG and exploded

[MrLastway]

into a barrage

[Miles]

of semi-translucent shards

[pauls51]

of crystal-like

[mretzloff]

matter, which upon

[MrLastway]

re entry transformed

[SRock]

into something more

[Mr. Scruffy]

unimaginably sinister. Puppies

[MrLastway]

puppies puppies. Loads

[Miles]

of coleslaw. What

[MrLastway]

those two things

[Mr. Scruffy]

become when combined

[MrLastway]

is beyond mortals

[oscarbowman]

Thank God for

[SRock]

mayo and puppies!

[beginish]

A fine lunch!

[pauls51]

was once had

[mretzloff]

but was often

[beginish]

overlooked when recalling

[mretzloff]

the facts from

[Miles]

that other lunch

[SRock]

in the doggy

[Mr. Scruffy]

doorway at Rob's

[MrLastway]

carport restaurant. While

[beginish]

munching on nachos

[pauls51]

and sipping on

[Miles]

a brass monkey

[pal]

and smoking a

[mretzloff]

hot lady friend.

[MrLastway]

Merely eight hours

[taffy]

or so later

[SRock]

they realized that

[beginish]

verbs were missing!

[MrLastway]

How could the

[Mr. Scruffy]

grammar police not

[beginish]

hold their tongues

[pal]

for such flagrant

[MrLastway]

disregard for public

[Miles]

composition etiquette, especially

[pauls51]

when clearly, there

[hypo_style]

were adverbs galore!

[pauls51]

Anywho, what is

[MrLastway]

the meaning of

[SRock]

life and who

[pal]

is the champion

[mretzloff]

is determined by

[coyotewhisper]

by his shave

[damooshki]

Hey! Djeat yet?

[damooshki]

Oops. I replied

[damooshki]

before I realized

[mretzloff]

that the last

[MrLastway]

ferret didn't come

[Miles]

equipped with a(n)

[Mr. Scruffy]

Telefunken U-47, which

[damooshki]

captures the essence

[MrLastway]

of the halfwitted

[mretzloff]

dwarf. Five cars

[Miles]

can fit into

[MrLastway]

eight strings of

[taffy]

any musical instrument