three word story

[professorchaos]

, the time space

[Mr. Scruffy]

thingy can't possibly

[mretzloff]

be over there.

[DSB]

I see it!

[mretzloff]

Over there, behind

[tpoof]

the mustard seed

[professorchaos]

it is coming

[skklog]

but first, it

[professorchaos]

must be released

[skklog]

by the big

[tpoof]

Wahzoo, he who

[Mr. Scruffy]

doctors imaginary marsupials

[tpoof]

poking playful platypus

[professorchaos]

and deranged mutant

[tpoof]

teenage ninga turtles

[professorchaos]

, killer snow goons

[DSB]

No, snow geese

[skklog]

they are so

[tpoof]

pate not passe

[Miles]

le gasse, which

[DSB]

tastes like chicken.

[tpoof]

smells like fish

[DSB]

feels like pudding

[mretzloff]

and tastes like

[DSB]

anything but chicken.

[Biffo]

Somewhere, over the

[SRock]

hood of a

[thunderball]

1970 Dodge Challenger

[SRock]

. "It's coming!" said

[King of Kailua]

the doom prophet

[SRock]

. No not the

[King of Kailua]

end of civilization

[SRock]

. It's coming, soon

[King of Kailua]

the western world

[professorchaos]

and the Eastern

[Miles]

Conference champions, the

[professorchaos]

midgets in clown

[strat1117]

fish anemone stuffing

[Miles]

their faces with

[Mr. Scruffy]

sauteed haggis tarts

[Biffo]

all agreed apocalypse

[Icemanxxxv]

of the most

[strat1117]

Marlon Brando imitators

[Mr. Scruffy]

coulda been contenders!!

[Biffo]

the horror, the

[strat1117]

humaniform robot and

[Mr. Scruffy]

Isaac Asimov's sister

[strat1117]

, opened the bottle

[tpoof]

tipped her back

[skklog]

and enjoyed the

[Biffo]

warm electric soup

[strat1117]

filled with eels

[skklog]

but not big

[strat1117]

nuts and bolts.

[Mr. Scruffy]

The lubricating effect

[mretzloff]

was good enough

[Miles]

for government work

[mretzloff]

to thread through

[Mr. Scruffy]

a CNC lathe

[mretzloff]

and under a

[strat1117]

plastic vial of

[DE7]

fermented cucumber juice

[strat1117]

grimey gushy gopher

[DSB]

shaving brushes failed

[strat1117]

miserably in their

[Biffo]

pathetic mopping attempts

[SRock]

. Thankfully "It's coming"

[tpoof]

he cried breathlessly

[Mr. Scruffy]

with goose pimples

[Biffo]

and swan carbuncles

[tpoof]

unlike ugly ducklings

[Mr. Scruffy]

or laughing hyenas

[strat1117]

with bad breath.

[Biffo]

graceful gamboling giraffes

[Mr. Scruffy]

chasing snails gleefully

[strat1117]

tripped over their

[Mr. Scruffy]

unwelcome wrinkly appendages

[strat1117]

emitting a squeal

[Mr. Scruffy]

, melancholic yet somehow

[mretzloff]

strange noise that

[Icemanxxxv]

pierced the purple

[strat1117]

silence of solitude

[tpoof]

"cone of silence"

[mretzloff]

was set by

[tpoof]

agent 86 Chief!

[Biffo]

his shoe rang

[strat1117]

(it was 99)

[Mr. Scruffy]

would you believe...

[strat1117]

Hymie the Robot

[tpoof]

captured by KAOS

[mretzloff]

and sent to

[tpoof]

see "The Craw"

[strat1117]

but Zigfried intercepted

[tpoof]

"Zis Is Kaos!"

[strat1117]

Maxwell said, "Missed

[Mr. Scruffy]

by this much!!"

(Nice custom title Neil)

[tpoof]

Back at headquarters...

[strat1117]

, the Control agents

(Thanks. :smile:)

[Mr. Scruffy]

the unwed mothers'

[tpoof]

best friends sister

[Mr. Scruffy]

withdrew the sword

[tpoof]

Excaliber is Mine!

[DSB]

He shouted. But

[strat1117]

the watery tart

[DSB]

, a.k.a. mermaid prostitute,

[thunderball]

(that moistened bint)

[Miles]

had tied a

[DSB]

unicorn's nose hair

[Biffo]

to her tail

[SRock]

. Luckily IT will

[tpoof]

pull my finger

[SRock]

when IT arrives.

[tpoof]

when IT arrives.

It WILL arrive

:lol:

[pal]

just in time

[Mr. Scruffy]

for exfoliating foaminess

[DE7]

bringing soothing relief

[Mr. Scruffy]

and Speedy Gonzales.

[tpoof]

Yes, Preparation H

[Mr. Scruffy]

contains luxurious ingredients

[Miles]

and chewy nougat

[profsaffel]

don't forget caramel

[tpoof]

through and through

[Mr. Scruffy]

fingers and toes

[DE7]

plus pureed peppermint

[Biffo]

and aniseed anchovies

[tpoof]

with vodka shooters..

[Miles]

"Pyoo! Pyow!" said

[Mr. Scruffy]

Samurai Jack angrily

[Biffo]

that darn cat

[strat1117]

on a tin

[Mr. Scruffy]

can sprayed mightily

[strat1117]

to mark his

[Biffo]

Tear Rear Tory

[Mr. Scruffy]

in musky glory

[Biffo]

Love Jovan Musk

[strat1117]

a likely story

[Mr. Scruffy]

. Mrs. Musk suspects

[strat1117]

that something foul

[Biffo]

a duck perhaps?

[strat1117]

and a chicken

[Mr. Scruffy]

, which is fowl,

[professorchaos]

a la mode

[strat1117]

and deep fried

[Biffo]

like Mars Bars

[Mr. Scruffy]

in bacon grease

[Biffo]

with crunchy bits

[Miles]

of pinecone nuggets

[strat1117]

called Chicken McPinecones.

[Mr. Scruffy]

Without class, she

[Ookla The Mok]

planned her private

[Biffo]

caught her corporal

[Mr. Scruffy]

punishment with glee

[Biffo]

clubbed with thespians

[DSB]

not Paris Hilton

[Miles]

nor Toronto Radisson

[strat1117]

mentored by Strasberg

[Biffo]

mentioned by Stravinsky

[strat1117]

excited about it

http://pribek.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/igor-stravinsky.jpg

[Mr. Scruffy]

what me worry?

[strat1117]

snarled Alfred E.

[DSB]

Newman the postman

[strat1117]

, "Hello, Jerry. So

[tpoof]

where is Elaine?

[strat1117]

"At Mendes with

[tpoof]

your ma playing

[Mr. Scruffy]

bass fiddle and

[tpoof]

the mouth organ

[Mr. Scruffy]

while simultaneously skinning

[tpoof]

a greasy beaver

[DSB]

for J. Peterman.

[tpoof]

Newman grinned sadistically..

[Mr. Scruffy]

absorbing the sensuality

[Miles]

via osmosis through

[Hughies_online]

a type of

[tpoof]

molecular transformation resulting

[SRock]

in another IT

[Mr. Scruffy]

like Rosemary's baby

[Miles]

or like Quato

[Mr. Scruffy]

fingering his navel

[SRock]

and Quaid. He

[Mr. Scruffy]

said, "HEY!! STOP!!"

[SRock]

"Everybody look what...

[Mr. Scruffy]

Tabby threw up

[Hughies_online]

its hairy and

[DSB]

standing up! Screaming

[SRock]

"it is coming!"

[DSB]

No one cares


:biggrin:

[Biffo]

was feeling Randy

[DSB]

"Run, Randy, Run!"

[Miles]

but the crabs

[SRock]

are faster than

[thunderball]

you could possibly

[SRock]

imagine. The radiation

[Mr. Scruffy]

warning system malfunctioned

[SRock]

and everyone hulked

[Mr. Scruffy]

except Joan Rivers

[SRock]

who was immune.

[Biffo]

so she sulked

[thermographer]

and drank beer.

[tpoof]

Now, home alone,

[strat1117]

he booted up

[Miles]

his feet and

[Biffo]

suited up his

[strat1117]

deck of cards

[DE7]

minus the joker

[Biffo]

and the penguin

[strat1117]

failing miserably at

[tpoof]

playing strip poker

[Miles]

with a nun

[eldonanda]

or so he

[strat1117]

told his wife.

[eldonanda]

Need a bigger

[tpoof]

ball and chain

[shavervinnie]

and a leash

[Macion grey]

that smells of

[mdunn]

mustard and gin

[SRock]

or was it

[thermographer]

"Gosh, I never"

[Mr. Scruffy]

"yes you did"

[tpoof]

I can't remember

[strat1117]

how I know.

[DSB]

In another galaxy

[Miles]

But I digress

[Mr. Scruffy]

without gesticulating wildly

[strat1117]

or getting indigestion

[SRock]

. "IT's almost here!"

[strat1117]

wait for it

[Hughies_online]

Thats not IT

[mdunn]

it is still

[strat1117]

at the airport

[SRock]

but almost here!

[Miles]

It's just around

[Mr. Scruffy]

midnight, I'm gonna

[eldonanda]

think about this

[DSB]

because non sequiturs

[mdunn]

shoot monkey pets

[DSB]

playing orange xylophones

[mdunn]

with Karl Marx

[DSB]

and Shirley Temple

[Biffo]

is girly drink

[DSB]

Surely you jest!

[Biffo]

jest a minute

[profsaffel]

a jester cries

[tpoof]

I'm not Shirley

[DE7]

call me Ishmael

[eldonanda]

the whale jester

[DSB]

ate whale sandwiches

[DE7]

drank Starbuck's coffee

[Miles]

and milked a

[eldonanda]

passerby for his