three word story

[Mr. Scruffy]

exotic dancer vibrated

[professorchaos]

Vivacioulsy. Very vexed

[Mr. Scruffy]

vicars vituperously villified

[mdunn]

vixens & voles

[Nick D.E.vious]

for being too

[mdunn]

fat and stupid

[Mr. Scruffy]

to recognize resplendant

[Biffo]

penguins plumed pantaloons

[Mr. Scruffy]

gleefully glittering garishly

[cwboomer]

awkwardly assessing alliteration

[DE7]

badly bungled bromides

[professorchaos]

and asinine analogies.

[Biffo]

Also, being constantly

[professorchaos]

without razor burn

[mretzloff]

were his shaves

[krissy]

. But the burn

[mretzloff]

was too mcuh

[Mr. Scruffy]

, he spontaneously combusted.

[mretzloff]

After only a

[tpoof]

New York minute

[mretzloff]

, he decided to

[krissy]

shave his legs

[mretzloff]

and then shave

[DSB]

his back hair

[mretzloff]

for a BBS.

[Subcutaneous]

then he thought

[mretzloff]

he would grow

[krissy]

his unibrow out.

[Subcutaneous]

but he tripped

[DSB]

on his straight

[Nick D.E.vious]

razor, and cut

[SRock]

left to right

[thunderball]

his shiny new

[SRock]

toy was free

[pal]

no longer. Now

[Mr. Scruffy]

unperturbed, unicorns unanimously

[DE7]

approached amorous antelopes

[profsaffel]

and sent gargoyles

[Biffo]

because burly buffalo

[mretzloff]

was a very

[Mr. Scruffy]

economical language user

[mretzloff]

and a man

[professorchaos]

meandered most morning.

[mretzloff]

On September 30

[DE7]

time will end

[professorchaos]

the end approaches,

[mretzloff]

and so does

[professorchaos]

a giant poodle

[mretzloff]

with a giant (tail).

[professorchaos]

A rhinestone collar

[mdunn]

around its muscled

[professorchaos]

, hairy Poodle neck

[mretzloff]

was what he

[Mr. Scruffy]

always secretly desired

[tpoof]

A Continental Clip

[professorchaos]

to distinguish him

[mretzloff]

from the other

[professorchaos]

monster that ate

[tpoof]

all toy poodles

[thirdeye]

for breakfast, lunch

[Mr. Scruffy]

and sometimes passover

[tpoof]

with bloody lintels

[professorchaos]

and all Japan.

[tpoof]

Where's the Beef?

[pal]

he yelled loudly

[tpoof]

Hear me now!

[tpoof]

choked on gum..:blushing:
:biggrin:

[DSB]

I'm Poodle King!

[skklog]

do you have

[professorchaos]

more tasty countries!

[SRock]

Next up is

[tpoof]

the firing squad

[DE7]

bang, you're dead!

[professorchaos]

No, I'm not

[DE7]

but bleeding profusely

[professorchaos]

you're aim's off

[tpoof]

I'm getting better...

[professorchaos]

my toe's healing

[tpoof]

hangnail almost gone

[skklog]

wait, O crap!

[professorchaos]

I'm a zombie!

[skklog]

O it' mom

[mretzloff]

what did he

[professorchaos]

shoot me with?

[Mr. Scruffy]

Fried pickle bullets

[professorchaos]

with poisoned Ranch

[Mr. Scruffy]

hand potato juice

[Biffo]

hold the mayo

[professorchaos]

it's bad for Zombies.

[Mr. Scruffy]

Gigolos certainly may

[tpoof]

be fooling themselves

[Mr. Scruffy]

about general appliances

[professorchaos]

what pimp washes

[Mr. Scruffy]

by bubbling Barbicide

[professorchaos]

blissfully, blithely and

[mretzloff]

happily in his

[Mr. Scruffy]

solid silver spitoon

[Biffo]

silky soft socks

[tpoof]

seeking some satisfaction.

[King of Kailua]

were removed from

[Mr. Scruffy]

enthusiastic elephant ears

[tpoof]

Now Hear This...

[mretzloff]

said the man

[Mr. Scruffy]

in the Mac

[mretzloff]

commercials. The next

[Biffo]

Bud's on me

[tpoof]

all righty then

[professorchaos]

a Bud it'll

[mretzloff]

cost you a

[skklog]

starfish with a

[tpoof]

noticeably bad limp

[strat1117]

Across the aisle

[DSB]

and sensible shoes

[professorchaos]

for all five

[mretzloff]

days in a

[Mr. Scruffy]

French film festival

[mretzloff]

on the coast

[DSB]

with no name.

[mretzloff]

Four years ago,

[hypo_style]

before the world

[mretzloff]

existed, the man

[DSB]

with flipper feet

[Biffo]

chased a penguin

[DSB]

under the ice

[tpoof]

snacking on sardines

[Mr. Scruffy]

with braided fins

[skklog]

until he could

[strat1117]

no longer hold

[DSB]

his lunch. Vomit

[mretzloff]

was all over

[DSB]

but smelled super

[Mr. Scruffy]

chocolatey rich with

[mretzloff]

a hint of

[Mr. Scruffy]

pu'er and gunpowder

[mretzloff]

. Four cups and

[strat1117]

his thirst was

[mretzloff]

gone. After a

[SRock]

long hot day

[tpoof]

fishing Brook Trout

(at least that is what I was doing today. :) )

[mretzloff]

it is nice

[tpoof]

to sit back

[Nick D.E.vious]

and relax. Now

[tpoof]

grab your favorite

[Mr. Scruffy]

female impersonator before

[mretzloff]

she dies next

[Mr. Scruffy]

Thursday around about

[Hughies_online]

the same time

[mretzloff]

as last week.

[skklog]

That always sucks

[tpoof]

more than blows

[skklog]

but not more

[krissy]

than the final

[DSB]

episode of Seinfeld.

[Biffo]

hated by millions

[krissy]

of shoe loving

[DSB]

octogenarian speed walkers

[Biffo]

who's fallen arches

[skklog]

look like pants

[professorchaos]

Gigantor once wore

[joshmpdx]

at the met.

[professorchaos]

Taller than tall

[joshmpdx]

towering over mice,

[skklog]

but not big

[professorchaos]

boned. Stronger than

[skklog]

little bug or

[professorchaos]

Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper

[mretzloff]

and another of

[professorchaos]

the Splits, Snork

[mretzloff]

went to the

[DSB]

Banana Splits reunion

[professorchaos]

Flipping like a

[Mr. Scruffy]

Mexican jumping bean

[SRock]

on steroids. Then

[professorchaos]

popping like a

[mdunn]

massive balloon, all

[Mr. Scruffy]

hands on deck

[mdunn]

aboard the ship

[Mr. Scruffy]

HMS Pinafore sang

[strat1117]

Stairway to Heaven

[mretzloff]

on the upper

[Mr. Scruffy]

frat house balcony

[strat1117]

where the railing

[skklog]

not there at

[Mr. Scruffy]

the appointed hour

[mretzloff]

, but instead only

[tpoof]

hanging bya thread

[Mr. Scruffy]

that the seamstress

[mretzloff]

had forgot to

[skklog]

go potty, and

[DSB]

tuck under my

[Mr. Scruffy]

moist belly roll

[pal]

making her very

[Mr. Scruffy]

moist belly roll


(thanks for the easy set up)

[Subcutaneous]

was her best

[DE7]

attempt at creating

[DSB]

moist belly rolls?

(a huge ode to Mr. Scruffy)!

[SRock]

"Speaking of rolls

[professorchaos]

pass the tasty

[Mr. Scruffy]

toe cheese nachos

[mretzloff]

and vomit-covered

[DSB]

arsenic laced biscuits.

[mretzloff]

Death did not

[Biffo]

become her, but

[mretzloff]

rather transformed her.

[strat1117]

Across the globe,

[professorchaos]

humankind belatedly rejoiced

[tpoof]

in blind ignorance

[mretzloff]

as he was

[pal]

preparing for his

[mretzloff]

beating! The next

[DSB]

whipping felt good

[SRock]

. It wasn't the

[profsaffel]

proper supply quotient

[SRock]

necessary for the

[tpoof]

changing of opinion

[professorchaos]

throughout the land.

[Mr. Scruffy]

Hot rolled steel

[professorchaos]

rolled cold oats

[Mr. Scruffy]

,old nanny goats

[professorchaos]

, old granny coats

[Mr. Scruffy]

, my fanny floats

[mdunn]

on leaky boats

[Mr. Scruffy]

'round castle moats

[professorchaos]

with cranky Croats

[Mr. Scruffy]

clearing their throats

[professorchaos]

while writing notes

[Biffo]

aboard leaky boats

[professorchaos]

pursued by U-boat

[DE7]

insurance rate quotes

[Biffo]

for castle moats

[Mr. Scruffy]

paid with banknotes

[Biffo]

dancing dust motes

[DE7]

Joyce Carol Oates

[Mr. Scruffy]

, prolificacy she denotes

[DE7]

deformed mutant zygotes

[Mr. Scruffy]

must stop here.

[Biffo]

dust mop hear

[cwboomer]

spots you missed

[DE7]

on my list

[mretzloff]

but not on

[professorchaos]

my mind, meanwhile

[mdunn]

the ewok returned!

[mretzloff]

So did the (wizard)!!!!!!

[strat1117]

We all cried. :crying:

[mretzloff]

Four ewoks and

[professorchaos]

the wizard perished

[tpoof]

bout freakin time

[professorchaos]

, 'twas icing on

[mretzloff]

the cake and

[tpoof]

just as tasty.