three word story [Archive] - Page 3

expatCanuck

01-19-2009, 08:15 AM

professional of years,

_JP_

01-19-2009, 09:06 AM

who likes his

Evbo

01-19-2009, 10:01 AM

pancakes well-done

King of Kailua

01-19-2009, 11:18 AM

attended to his

Sullybob

01-19-2009, 12:15 PM

butter and syrup

burnwood

01-19-2009, 01:56 PM

with a fork

Readerbob

01-19-2009, 03:01 PM

but no napkin.

expatCanuck

01-19-2009, 03:28 PM

He hadn't shaved

joshmpdx

01-19-2009, 04:22 PM

with a slant,

_JP_

01-19-2009, 04:36 PM

instead he used

waitasecun

01-19-2009, 04:49 PM

a blunt spoon

_JP_

01-19-2009, 04:53 PM

which shaved better

mark the shoeshine boy

01-19-2009, 05:07 PM

than the old...

Grizzled Greek

01-19-2009, 05:29 PM

Gillette Techmatic razor

ECOSSE

01-19-2009, 05:47 PM

but worse than

SRock

01-19-2009, 05:50 PM

Gillette Techmatic razor

his father gave

Jim

01-19-2009, 06:18 PM

as a Birthday

Sullybob

01-20-2009, 04:36 AM

gift all those

expatCanuck

01-20-2009, 08:38 AM

years ago. Happily,

thirdeye

01-20-2009, 08:41 AM

he walked to

Jim

01-20-2009, 08:42 AM

the door,turned

_JP_

01-20-2009, 11:36 AM

the peephole cover

burnwood

01-20-2009, 12:13 PM

and to his

Jim

01-20-2009, 12:18 PM

amazement, it was

yardpup01

01-20-2009, 01:53 PM

Mrs. Buttersworth. He

expatCanuck

01-20-2009, 02:05 PM

stood transfixed, unable

richmondesi

01-20-2009, 02:09 PM

smell the pancakes.

expatCanuck

01-20-2009, 02:11 PM

:bored:

Sullybob

01-20-2009, 02:24 PM

because of the

expatCanuck

01-20-2009, 02:41 PM

eau de toilette

burnwood

01-20-2009, 02:41 PM

called by some

thirdeye

01-20-2009, 02:45 PM

weird French name...

burnwood

01-20-2009, 02:55 PM

mon ami burnwood.

Bluestaco

01-20-2009, 04:42 PM

His hair, though...

mark the shoeshine boy

01-20-2009, 05:28 PM

stuck straight out....

thirdeye

01-20-2009, 05:32 PM

like a long...

SRock

01-20-2009, 05:38 PM

quill of porcupine.

expatCanuck

01-20-2009, 06:04 PM

"Brush fodder!", opined

Bluestaco

01-20-2009, 06:12 PM

the drunk nurse,

expatCanuck

01-20-2009, 06:24 PM

her breath reminiscent

Evbo

01-20-2009, 06:45 PM

of stale absinthe

Sullybob

01-20-2009, 06:49 PM

aged to perfection

expatCanuck

01-20-2009, 06:57 PM

in a scuttle.

thirdeye

01-20-2009, 07:07 PM

that was fired...

Sullybob

01-20-2009, 07:10 PM

from a battleship

thirdeye

01-20-2009, 07:35 PM

back before the..

expatCanuck

01-20-2009, 07:45 PM

blues were blue.

saegoose

01-20-2009, 07:47 PM

An old man

expatCanuck

01-20-2009, 07:48 PM

might have been

thirdeye

01-20-2009, 07:49 PM

thinking about the...

Evbo

01-20-2009, 07:54 PM

vagaries of youth,

Bluestaco

01-20-2009, 09:23 PM

or maybe poached...

Sullybob

01-21-2009, 04:54 AM

eggs and spam.

expatCanuck

01-21-2009, 08:32 AM

"Spam shaving soap?",

_JP_

01-21-2009, 10:30 AM

"Make it green!"

calcustom

01-21-2009, 10:53 AM

This is always

Evbo

01-21-2009, 11:40 AM

the first requirement

calcustom

01-21-2009, 11:42 AM

This should be

mark the shoeshine boy

01-21-2009, 11:45 AM

screamed in delight....

calcustom

01-21-2009, 11:49 AM

and then documented

expatCanuck

01-21-2009, 02:01 PM

"Spam shaving soap?",

"Make it green!"

This is always

the first requirement

This should be

screamed in delight....

Are some folks unclear on the concept?? :confused:

Evbo

01-21-2009, 04:36 PM

Are some folks unclear on the concept?? :confused:

Dunno. Makes perfect sense to me. :biggrin:

Sullybob

01-21-2009, 05:32 PM

Are some folks unclear on the concept?? :confused:

I'm not sure what you mean? Its a three word story right?
I'll continue.

On carbon paper

thirdeye

01-21-2009, 05:33 PM

the letter looked....

Evbo

01-21-2009, 05:35 PM

suspiciously like his

Sullybob

01-21-2009, 05:41 PM

crossword puzzle dictionary

thirdeye

01-21-2009, 05:43 PM

but it had...

Sullybob

01-21-2009, 05:45 PM

many water stains

expatCanuck

01-21-2009, 05:48 PM

from drinking glasses.

Bluestaco

01-21-2009, 05:52 PM

That doesn't imply...

thirdeye

01-21-2009, 05:54 PM

that it drank...

Evbo

01-21-2009, 06:28 PM

like a fish

thirdeye

01-21-2009, 06:33 PM

when it was...

_JP_

01-21-2009, 06:35 PM

really a parchment.

Sullybob

01-21-2009, 06:44 PM

Parchment is used

Bluestaco

01-21-2009, 07:06 PM

in shaving ONLY

Sullybob

01-21-2009, 07:08 PM

to hold a

expatCanuck

01-21-2009, 07:17 PM

reasonably dry puck.

SRock

01-21-2009, 07:40 PM

A slick soap

King of Kailua

01-22-2009, 02:41 AM

or a used

_JP_

01-22-2009, 07:27 AM

toothbrush can really

AverageJoe

01-22-2009, 07:37 AM

remove gunk effortlessly

Evbo

01-22-2009, 10:39 AM

she said, yawning.

thirdeye

01-22-2009, 10:48 AM

I'll grab the...

BrianL

01-22-2009, 10:50 AM

brass ring today..

_JP_

01-22-2009, 11:14 AM

and hang my

Bluestaco

01-22-2009, 05:49 PM

socks on it

SRock

01-22-2009, 07:11 PM

so they'd dry

Sullybob

01-22-2009, 07:16 PM

and not cause

thirdeye

01-22-2009, 07:19 PM

rotten stink foot....

Evbo

01-22-2009, 09:05 PM

But still, the

King of Kailua

01-23-2009, 12:48 AM

foot did stink

expatCanuck

01-23-2009, 06:07 AM

worse than ever.

Bluestaco

01-23-2009, 06:30 AM

Some Aqua Velva

_JP_

01-23-2009, 09:54 AM

splashed liberally on

Dharion

01-23-2009, 10:13 AM

the back of

expatCanuck

01-23-2009, 10:20 AM

Mrs. Buttersworth masked

thirdeye

01-23-2009, 10:22 AM

the odor of...

expatCanuck

01-23-2009, 10:25 AM

the night's binge.

thirdeye

01-23-2009, 10:31 AM

Now that we...

expatCanuck

01-23-2009, 10:40 AM

can move beyond

Sullybob

01-23-2009, 12:46 PM

this mortal coil

King of Kailua

01-23-2009, 12:47 PM

of spring loaded

expatCanuck

01-23-2009, 01:14 PM

mousetraps and effervescent

Sullybob

01-23-2009, 01:15 PM

English Teas. Finally

_JP_

01-23-2009, 01:18 PM

we get bubble

expatCanuck

01-23-2009, 01:19 PM

tea without tapioca.

thirdeye

01-23-2009, 01:20 PM

What, no tapioca?

expatCanuck

01-23-2009, 01:22 PM

, cried Mrs. Buttersworth,

AverageJoe

01-23-2009, 01:44 PM

"Without tapioca, I'll..."

Sullybob

01-23-2009, 01:51 PM

have to use

Nancy Boy

01-23-2009, 03:31 PM

Mrs. Dash and

Evbo

01-23-2009, 03:42 PM

apply salt liberally!"

thirdeye

01-23-2009, 03:58 PM

That would simply...

_JP_

01-23-2009, 05:28 PM

assalt the tea

Bluestaco

01-23-2009, 05:43 PM

which might offend

thirdeye

01-23-2009, 05:55 PM

any who dare...

expatCanuck

01-23-2009, 08:36 PM

take milk with

Bluestaco

01-23-2009, 08:45 PM

tea, or in

Evbo

01-23-2009, 11:28 PM

the conjugal embrace

RoyalKooparillo

01-23-2009, 11:42 PM

of scones, scorned.

Grizzled Greek

01-23-2009, 11:45 PM

Scorched they were

expatCanuck

01-24-2009, 06:44 AM

, too much time

thirdeye

01-24-2009, 06:51 AM

in either place...

_JP_

01-24-2009, 11:22 AM

really burnt the

expatCanuck

01-24-2009, 12:36 PM

exposed surfaces. Fortunately,

Grizzled Greek

01-24-2009, 01:25 PM

for them both

thirdeye

01-24-2009, 01:50 PM

the iron kettle...

Bluestaco

01-24-2009, 03:41 PM

was insulated with

Evbo

01-24-2009, 04:49 PM

military support hose.

RoyalKooparillo

01-24-2009, 04:58 PM

Suddenly, several hamsters

_JP_

01-24-2009, 06:56 PM

chewed the hose

Evbo

01-24-2009, 06:58 PM

rendering the kettle

Grizzled Greek

01-24-2009, 08:38 PM

dangerous to touch.

Sullybob

01-24-2009, 09:12 PM

But the scones

thirdeye

01-24-2009, 09:16 PM

so succulent and ....

Bluestaco

01-24-2009, 10:29 PM

yet so very

thirdeye

01-24-2009, 10:32 PM

crispy and dry...

Grizzled Greek

01-24-2009, 11:26 PM

choked the goat.

Sullybob

01-25-2009, 08:07 AM

The hamsters, once

thirdeye

01-25-2009, 08:13 AM

fuzzy and spry..

Sullybob

01-25-2009, 08:16 AM

were now bald

thirdeye

01-25-2009, 08:21 AM

bottomed yet very....

Evbo

01-25-2009, 08:40 AM

drunkenly alert. Then,

thirdeye

01-25-2009, 08:41 AM

as if they....

Bluestaco

01-25-2009, 09:54 AM

spoke fluent French,

King of Kailua

01-25-2009, 10:30 AM

or Brazilian Portuguese

_JP_

01-25-2009, 10:33 AM

they proceeded to

King of Kailua

01-25-2009, 10:43 AM

utter an oratory

Evbo

01-25-2009, 10:49 AM

pronouncing, in dire

_JP_

01-25-2009, 10:50 AM

in two languages

Sullybob

01-25-2009, 10:50 AM

of stupendous magnitude

Evbo

01-25-2009, 10:54 AM

their prophecy, that

Bluestaco

01-25-2009, 11:01 AM

tallow-based soaps

expatCanuck

01-25-2009, 11:02 AM

were the only

MouldyCrow360

01-25-2009, 11:15 AM

proper hamster breakfast

thirdeye

01-25-2009, 11:30 AM

this side of..

expatCanuck

01-25-2009, 12:27 PM

Tuscaloosa. Gerbils, however,

MouldyCrow360

01-25-2009, 01:06 PM

are known to

King of Kailua

01-25-2009, 01:08 PM

not speak fluent

expatCanuck

01-25-2009, 02:29 PM

hamster, and so

thirdeye

01-25-2009, 02:31 PM

without further training...

expatCanuck

01-25-2009, 02:34 PM

uniting the rodents

Evbo

01-25-2009, 04:41 PM

the gerbils banded

expatCanuck

01-25-2009, 05:12 PM

as a fierce

Evbo

01-25-2009, 05:21 PM

platoon against humanity.

RoyalKooparillo

01-25-2009, 05:28 PM

Stopping at nothing,

Evbo

01-25-2009, 06:00 PM

they gnawed through

_JP_

01-25-2009, 06:53 PM

walls, creating holes

thirdeye

01-25-2009, 06:58 PM

deep in the..

_JP_

01-25-2009, 07:02 PM

woodwork. That allowed

expatCanuck

01-25-2009, 07:06 PM

soapsuds to drain

Evbo

01-25-2009, 07:07 PM

them to forage

thirdeye

01-25-2009, 07:07 PM

directly down to...

Evbo

01-25-2009, 07:08 PM

the deepest levels

_JP_

01-25-2009, 07:18 PM

with massive foam.

thirdeye

01-25-2009, 07:26 PM

"Look over there",

Bluestaco

01-25-2009, 07:34 PM

cried the cardinal,

SRock

01-25-2009, 07:37 PM

to the Pope.

Evbo

01-25-2009, 07:41 PM

"My red cape"

expatCanuck

01-25-2009, 08:04 PM

affords me power

thirdeye

01-25-2009, 08:06 PM

to whip lather...

Julius Caesar

01-25-2009, 08:35 PM

very very frantically

expatCanuck

01-25-2009, 08:39 PM

and slice stubble

thirdeye

01-25-2009, 08:49 PM

Baby Bottom smooth.

_JP_

01-26-2009, 09:05 AM

Picking up a

Sullybob

01-26-2009, 10:29 AM

new puck of

MouldyCrow360

01-26-2009, 10:32 AM

Caswell-Massey shave soap

expatCanuck

01-26-2009, 12:10 PM

, a hamster-hair brush

Evbo

01-26-2009, 12:18 PM

zircon-encrusted tweezers,

Sullybob

01-26-2009, 01:06 PM

and a mastadon

Bluestaco

01-26-2009, 01:30 PM

for tiny hairs

RoyalKooparillo

01-26-2009, 01:42 PM

the Pope began

Evbo

01-26-2009, 01:43 PM

to wash his

_JP_

01-26-2009, 05:21 PM

hairy parts vigorously

expatCanuck

01-26-2009, 06:09 PM

, entirely unaware that

thirdeye

01-26-2009, 06:12 PM

the curtains were...

Bluestaco

01-26-2009, 06:47 PM

tragically outdated, stylistically.

expatCanuck

01-26-2009, 07:00 PM

The Papal cheeks

Grizzled Greek

01-26-2009, 07:01 PM

Rinsing his hirsuteness

RoyalKooparillo

01-27-2009, 11:02 AM

a young maiden

thirdeye

01-27-2009, 11:06 AM

soon revealed the

Evbo

01-27-2009, 11:25 AM

cause for alarm

thirdeye

01-27-2009, 11:34 AM

and slipped something

RoyalKooparillo

01-27-2009, 12:26 PM

into his lather.

Evbo

01-27-2009, 01:26 PM

Immediately, he began

Grizzled Greek

01-27-2009, 02:08 PM

to sing aloud.

RoyalKooparillo

01-27-2009, 03:07 PM

The maiden, fearing

thirdeye

01-27-2009, 03:08 PM

painful razor burn...

Evbo

01-27-2009, 03:21 PM

exited, stage left

Bluestaco

01-27-2009, 04:32 PM

followed by several

_JP_

01-27-2009, 07:50 PM

shaved hamsters, scurrying

OneRand

01-28-2009, 10:17 AM

for fresh cheese

thirdeye

01-28-2009, 10:19 AM

and Aqua Velva...

RoyalKooparillo

01-28-2009, 10:20 AM

Suddenly an explosion

King of Kailua

01-28-2009, 10:22 AM

beyond the conclave

_JP_

01-28-2009, 02:00 PM

erupted into the

Evbo

01-28-2009, 04:43 PM

bathroom, and the

expatCanuck

01-28-2009, 04:57 PM

lather spread throughout

_JP_

01-28-2009, 04:59 PM

the bathtub, filling

DirtyDave

01-28-2009, 05:07 PM

it with gin

thirdeye

01-28-2009, 05:10 PM

then adding tonic...

DirtyDave

01-28-2009, 05:13 PM

a twist of

thirdeye

01-28-2009, 05:14 PM

lime and then...

expatCanuck

01-28-2009, 06:20 PM

, inviting some friends

thirdeye

01-28-2009, 06:26 PM

to tramp on...

Mama Bear

01-28-2009, 06:27 PM

the grapes. But

thirdeye

01-28-2009, 06:31 PM

just before the...

expatCanuck

01-28-2009, 06:49 PM

juice was expressed

rainman

01-28-2009, 06:55 PM

Then I died

Bluestaco

01-28-2009, 07:37 PM

which didn't hurt

Evbo

01-28-2009, 07:39 PM

much. But afterwards,

thirdeye

01-28-2009, 07:42 PM

the grape stains...

MouldyCrow360

01-28-2009, 07:42 PM

were particularly difficult

Evbo

01-28-2009, 07:43 PM

to extract from

expatCanuck

01-28-2009, 08:57 PM

the tub. Thankfully,

DirtyDave

01-29-2009, 11:01 AM

the olives arrived

thirdeye

01-29-2009, 11:05 AM

most any sign

Sullybob

01-29-2009, 05:53 PM

of the previous

_JP_

01-29-2009, 05:55 PM

near death experience

Sullybob

01-29-2009, 05:59 PM

had only just

richmondesi

01-29-2009, 07:41 PM

begun to set

thirdeye

01-29-2009, 07:43 PM

the record straight.

King of Kailua

01-29-2009, 07:52 PM

Combining caustic chemicals

Evbo

01-29-2009, 08:00 PM

can cause cretins

jcm03c

01-29-2009, 08:25 PM

to inexplicably lose

RoyalKooparillo

01-29-2009, 11:25 PM

cantankerous courtesans' corsets.

Grizzled Greek

01-30-2009, 12:59 PM

Alas, cried the

Sullybob

01-30-2009, 03:33 PM

boatman on the