three word story

[mretzloff]

quickly entered his

[Luc]

volcano secret base

[mretzloff]

. He realized that

[strat1117]

intellect is viral

[Luc]

to take over

[curtis909]

naked she arrived

[mretzloff]

in a train.

[Luc]

Dr Evil decided

[mretzloff]

to eat bacon.

[tpoof]

I love bacon

[Luc]

and beans because

[tpoof]

its musical fruit!

[mretzloff]

The fruit was

[Luc]

playing "Another brick

[mretzloff]

was what he

[mdunn]

needed for the

[Vinny Bobo]

Jello molding contest

[Luc]

in the wall"

:biggrin:

[Joshua Da Silva]

But the vinyl

[Luc]

cracked and was

[mretzloff]

the window, but

[Luc]

Skinny Piggy decided

[that's pig #4]

[mretzloff]

to eat bacon.

[Luc]

We all eat

[mretzloff]

bacon. Bacon is

[mdunn]

better than all

[Luc]

the butter you

[SRock]

can eat. Meanwhile

[ScotPomp]

Skinny Piggy had

[SRock]

been shot dead!

[tpoof]

Suicide it seemed

[mark the shoeshine boy]

but it seems

[mretzloff]

to be the

[DE7]

revenge of the

[Luc]

Nerds! Further, they

[curtis909]

philadelphia phillies fans

[mretzloff]

were happy about

[curtis909]

world series win

[mretzloff]

. The men in

[curtis909]

ad used Merkurs.....

[DE7]

because they were

[Luc]

running in the

[thunderball]

nude while trying

[Luc]

to climb up

[porterhaus]

the corporate ladder

[Luc]

of finance and

[porterhaus]

keeping up with

[Luc]

all the stuff

[porterhaus]

the Jones' have.

[thirdeye]

Finally the wall

[Luc]

crumbled under pressure

[strat1117]

from the Mods

[curtis909]

grown from pods

[Luc]

to reduce into

[dlbama1]

small barber hones

[SRock]

their crusty bones.

[Luc]

The Piggy clan

[thirdeye]

that Neil hosts

[Luc]

every Friday night,

[thirdeye]

live from his

[Luc]

expectations with the

[SRock]

slight hope that

[DE7]

Godot will arrive

[mretzloff]

at the point

[pal]

without falling over

[Luc]

the piles of

[mretzloff]

bacon. The man

[Luc]

keeps getting hungry,

[you read my thoughts for the bacon... :biggrin:]

[mretzloff]

while he cooks

EDIT: What happened to the wizard and the ewoks? I kinda miss them :tongue:

[Luc]

a nice chicken

[Wizard and Ewoks will be back shortly :lol:]

[mretzloff]

-flavored ewok. The

[Luc]

Wizard decided to

[:biggrin:]

[mretzloff]

eat bacon and

[Luc]

benedict eggs because

[SRock]

that's all they

[pbroddi]

sold at the

[mdunn]

wizard's bacon shop

[SRock]

. "Enough about bacon

[tpoof]

bacon, bacon, bacon

[tpoof]

alls I hear

[SRock]

." Meanwhile, at the

[mdunn]

" said the ewok.

[SRock]

Legion of Doom

[mdunn]

the wizard said

[tpoof]

where's the BEEF?

[curtis909]

drink this fool

[tpoof]

its good..... honest! ;)

[mdunn]

It was not.

[DE7]

But the aftertaste

[mdunn]

tasted of soot.

[tpoof]

Soot you say

[mretzloff]

? Yes, I do

[Luc]

want to throw

[curtis909]

want to throw

an inside pitch

[Luc]

to the Wizard!

[curtis909]

ucla's john wooden

[Luc]

decided to go

[curtis909]

buy a straight

[Luc]

because his previous

[mdunn]

m3 was lousy.

[thirdeye]

But just when

[Luc]

he applied the

[mdunn]

C&E SAO cream

[pal]

the connection was

[mdunn]

crummy at best

[Wilpar76]

. "Holy Snikees Batman!"

[Luc]

The Ewok tribe

[mretzloff]

ate bacon and

[Luc]

were still hungry.

[mretzloff]

The four pigs

[Wilpar76]

gave the wolf

[tpoof]

yet more bacon

[Luc]

because the little

[mretzloff]

bacon liked bacon.

[Luc]

Bob Marley decided

[mretzloff]

to eat wizards.

[mdunn]

Iron lion zion.

[mretzloff]

They all decided

[mdunn]

that it would

[mretzloff]

be best to

[Luc]

drink some juice!

[mdunn]

Apple Juice! Suddenly

[Luc]

it turned sour!

[SRock]

It reminded him

[strat1117]

of chickens and

[thirdeye]

wet water rats.

[SRock]

"Yuck!" he said.

[mretzloff]

He then went

[mdunn]

to the milkbar

[mretzloff]

and drank milk.

[curtis909]

until she cried

[Luc]

"What are you

[curtis909]

afraid of today

[SRock]

my dear?" I

[mdunn]

was asked by

[SRock]

chip the troll,

[Sullybob]

one too many

[SRock]

trolls that is!

[DE7]

They're trolling for

[SRock]

new blades and

[Sullybob]

with bad intentions

[SRock]

. They hoped to

[Sullybob]

use the blades

[SRock]

to whack whiskers!

[strat1117]

Poor Whiskers, little

[Sullybob]

did they know,

[SRock]

today would be

[Sullybob]

a good day

[strat1117]

to be whacked.

[Wilpar76]

One by one

[Sullybob]

, blissful and unaware

[SRock]

of their impending

[mdunn]

whacking. It had

[DE7]

been many days

[Sullybob]

since the trolls

[strat1117]

had finished eating

[mdunn]

with the wizard

[Sullybob]

and the scarecrow

[strat1117]

lost his brains.

[Sullybob]

to the whiskers

[strat1117]

made from them.

[Vinny Bobo]

Then IT happened

[strat1117]

The spaceships gathered

[Vinny Bobo]

the pod people

[mretzloff]

and killed them.

[thirdeye]

All at once.....

[Luc]

Except one... It

[SRock]

stood alone as

[Bertilak]

Ming the Merciless!

[Vinny Bobo]

wearing leg warmers

[SRock]

and a pink

[profsaffel]

Fedora style hat

[SRock]

from profsaffel and

[Vinny Bobo]

a G-string too!

[SRock]

Ray came running

[thirdeye]

with eye bleach

[SRock]

for all who

(I knew that would draw you out)

[thirdeye]

saw Robs G-string




(you asked for it)

[SRock]

and loved it!

[thirdeye]

However, even Rob

[SRock]

needed the bleach.

[thirdeye]

Scary as it

[SRock]

could have been

[thirdeye]

even for Rob

[SRock]

the G-string wasn't

[thirdeye]

sized small enough

[SRock]

for his wife!

[thirdeye]

Yep, that's scary!

[SRock]

Meanwhile back at

[thirdeye]

the B&B headquarters

[SRock]

mods were working

[thirdeye]

banning Rob for

[SRock]

the G-string incident.

[Vinny Bobo]

but then again,

[thirdeye]

Taking manpoints away

[SRock]

from a legend

[Vinny Bobo]

is downright nasty.

[thirdeye]

About this time

[SRock]

Ray begged Rob

[Vinny Bobo]

to borrow his

[thirdeye]

to act gentlemanly

[SRock]

Viking shaving brush.

[Vinny Bobo]

and Valkyrie costume

[pal]

to wear to

[Vinny Bobo]

the dance tonight

[curtis909]

for the zombies

[tblech]

are ever more

[strat1117]

modern in their

[mretzloff]

ways of killing humans.

[curtis909]

happy birthday medusa

[Luc]

Said Hercules when

[Vinny Bobo]

passing the Parthenon

[DE7]

in his chariot

[Vinny Bobo]

eating a gyro

[Luc]

with garlic sauce

[profsaffel]

and mozzarella cheese

[Luc]

topped with lamb

[mretzloff]

-flavored bacon and

[SRock]

Ritalin. It's what

[mretzloff]

he always thought

[Luc]

until now, the

[SRock]

would help him

[pal]

ease the pain

[SRock]

of his immaturity.

[thirdeye]

After twenty minutes

[Luc]

painfree, our hero

[SRock]

rejoined the Legion-of-Justice

[Luc]

to make sure

[strat1117]

the exalted, mystic

[Luc]

diabolical, evil, genius

[strat1117]

Wyle E. Coyote!

[Luc]

The Roadrunner decided

[strat1117]

(beep, beep) to

[Luc]

the Wizard because

[SRock]

wizards and bacon

[SRock]

appear to be

[SRock]

all we know.

[Luc]

You are cheating

[mretzloff]

and you will

[SRock]

pay! This will

[mretzloff]

be a lesson

[mdunn]

to you. Never

[mretzloff]

, ever again do

[mdunn]

an ewok. Its

[profsaffel]

just not right.

[mretzloff]

He went on

[Vinny Bobo]

pontificating while saying

[strat1117]

"Arf!" Suddenly, sixteen

[Vinny Bobo]

pod people came

[mretzloff]

to take them