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Chaserx911
01-10-2009, 08:25 PM
there is a...

Bluestaco
01-10-2009, 08:30 PM
generous monkey with

TstebinsB
01-10-2009, 08:37 PM
bananas to spare.

SRock
01-11-2009, 01:23 AM
He jumped down...

Sullybob
01-11-2009, 09:30 AM
on to the

burnwood
01-11-2009, 04:56 PM
old tire swing

ctr
01-11-2009, 04:57 PM
doing his thing

Sullybob
01-11-2009, 05:51 PM
with his bling

_JP_
01-11-2009, 07:22 PM
and his ring.

King of Kailua
01-11-2009, 10:07 PM
Beginning his shave

joshmpdx
01-11-2009, 10:14 PM
He picked up...

SRock
01-12-2009, 02:27 AM
...his D3 Fatboy...

_JP_
01-12-2009, 11:14 AM
and a tube

Grizzled Greek
01-12-2009, 01:01 PM
of PRORASO Green

Jim
01-12-2009, 01:05 PM
and shaved himself.

burnwood
01-12-2009, 01:12 PM
Why use Proraso...

Bluestaco
01-12-2009, 05:16 PM
Instead of green

Jim
01-12-2009, 05:18 PM
Ham and eggs

_JP_
01-12-2009, 06:51 PM
and sourdough pancakes?

joshmpdx
01-12-2009, 09:03 PM
"Because proraso personifies...

_JP_
01-13-2009, 02:10 PM
prolific personal predicaments

joshmpdx
01-13-2009, 09:12 PM
in relation to...

Jim
01-13-2009, 09:17 PM
Pancakes grilling up.

Grizzled Greek
01-13-2009, 10:28 PM
the cast iron

SRock
01-14-2009, 12:29 AM
skillet was hot

Jim
01-14-2009, 06:02 AM
,the chicken sizzled

neilxvx
01-14-2009, 06:37 AM
in the pot.

thirdeye
01-14-2009, 06:52 AM
and the beans

joshmpdx
01-14-2009, 11:22 AM
seasoned with pork,

Sullybob
01-14-2009, 11:34 AM
were just fine,

thirdeye
01-14-2009, 11:35 AM
although somewhat mushy...

Sullybob
01-14-2009, 11:36 AM
and slightly grainy

thirdeye
01-14-2009, 11:39 AM
but juicy as...

Sullybob
01-14-2009, 11:43 AM
fresh mustard pie

neilxvx
01-14-2009, 11:53 AM
and fried mucus.

joshmpdx
01-14-2009, 12:32 PM
the lima's however,

Sullybob
01-14-2009, 12:34 PM
were just beany

rabidpotatochip
01-14-2009, 12:54 PM
As beans are.

neilxvx
01-14-2009, 12:55 PM
hahahaha:lol:

joshmpdx
01-14-2009, 02:45 PM
Benny, heavy hitter...

thirdeye
01-14-2009, 06:51 PM
swung and missed....

expatCanuck
01-14-2009, 07:00 PM
...the lima beans...

Bluestaco
01-14-2009, 07:19 PM
By THAT much.

_JP_
01-14-2009, 07:20 PM
And that's the

thirdeye
01-14-2009, 07:31 PM
way split pea....

Jim
01-14-2009, 07:33 PM
should be cooked.

expatCanuck
01-14-2009, 07:36 PM
My friend Jim ...

Jim
01-14-2009, 07:37 PM
Loves his pancakes,

joshmpdx
01-14-2009, 09:43 PM
is luckily omnipresent,

expatCanuck
01-14-2009, 10:36 PM
and although knowledgeable

joshmpdx
01-15-2009, 05:14 PM
humble as a...

burnwood
01-15-2009, 05:29 PM
gopher on crack.

_JP_
01-15-2009, 06:03 PM
"Not humble enough,"

thirdeye
01-15-2009, 06:03 PM
and yet he....

burnwood
01-15-2009, 06:05 PM
spoke with a

Sullybob
01-15-2009, 06:29 PM
dignified air of

Jim
01-15-2009, 06:30 PM
A broken Man.

expatCanuck
01-15-2009, 06:59 PM
A bottle of ...

thirdeye
01-15-2009, 07:00 PM
Tabasco by his...

Sullybob
01-15-2009, 07:00 PM
chicken pot pie

expatCanuck
01-15-2009, 07:11 PM
allowed him to

Bluestaco
01-15-2009, 07:31 PM
keep himself regular

Jim
01-15-2009, 07:57 PM
and somewhat flushed.

expatCanuck
01-15-2009, 08:08 PM
The chickens, however, ...

Grizzled Greek
01-15-2009, 11:43 PM
were not pleased

SRock
01-16-2009, 02:20 AM
about being eaten

thirdeye
01-16-2009, 03:13 AM
by the hobo...

Jim
01-16-2009, 06:54 AM
with a great

_JP_
01-16-2009, 09:23 AM
big unruly beard

expatCanuck
01-16-2009, 11:07 AM
that had never

Bluestaco
01-16-2009, 02:43 PM
been shaved, except

burnwood
01-16-2009, 02:47 PM
once in Mexico

theperfectstorm
01-16-2009, 02:52 PM
no stinkin' badges

thirdeye
01-16-2009, 03:08 PM
were needed for....

Jim
01-16-2009, 03:09 PM
the romantic evening

theperfectstorm
01-16-2009, 03:13 PM
which couldn't begin

thirdeye
01-16-2009, 03:17 PM
until the moon...

Julius Caesar
01-16-2009, 03:22 PM
was above horizon

theperfectstorm
01-16-2009, 03:22 PM
and the stars

Julius Caesar
01-16-2009, 03:25 PM
were shining bright

expatCanuck
01-16-2009, 04:08 PM
and the music

theperfectstorm
01-16-2009, 04:09 PM
filled our heads

Sullybob
01-16-2009, 05:06 PM
with thoughts of

Jim
01-16-2009, 05:54 PM
tallow based soaps

Bluestaco
01-16-2009, 06:32 PM
and lamb enchiladas.

_JP_
01-16-2009, 07:18 PM
It's as if

thirdeye
01-16-2009, 07:20 PM
this story will...

King of Kailua
01-16-2009, 07:36 PM
somehow return to

Jim
01-16-2009, 07:37 PM
A dark and

_JP_
01-16-2009, 07:43 PM
mysterious side which

Bluestaco
01-16-2009, 07:52 PM
involves shaving. However,

expatCanuck
01-16-2009, 07:55 PM
in the kitchen,

Jim
01-16-2009, 08:54 PM
with Dina, I

thirdeye
01-16-2009, 08:57 PM
came across the...

expatCanuck
01-16-2009, 11:18 PM
blade and guitar ...

SRock
01-17-2009, 06:03 AM
I must choose

Jim
01-17-2009, 06:15 AM
between,the beef

SRock
01-17-2009, 06:17 AM
and the duck

Sullybob
01-17-2009, 08:05 AM
and the spam.

Quietville
01-17-2009, 08:11 AM
Once in a

yardpup01
01-17-2009, 08:13 AM
while spam is

Sullybob
01-17-2009, 08:33 AM
like fine wine,

Jim
01-17-2009, 08:45 AM
rich or poor,

Sullybob
01-17-2009, 08:46 AM
bottle or bag

Bluestaco
01-17-2009, 09:19 AM
red or white

Sullybob
01-17-2009, 09:20 AM
dry or sweet

Jim
01-17-2009, 09:50 AM
To each their

_JP_
01-17-2009, 10:48 AM
ignoring that post.

burnwood
01-17-2009, 11:35 AM
To each their


Thank Gawd for

what is this?

King of Kailua
01-17-2009, 11:41 AM
Back on track

NorthALABeeKeep
01-17-2009, 12:09 PM
The police called ....

saegoose
01-17-2009, 12:12 PM
to report that

Grizzled Greek
01-17-2009, 12:55 PM
a giant badger

burnwood
01-17-2009, 01:09 PM
holding a brush

76coupedeville
01-17-2009, 01:35 PM
wanted me to

Bluestaco
01-17-2009, 01:56 PM
explain myself, as

Jim
01-17-2009, 02:01 PM
I seemed to

saegoose
01-17-2009, 02:04 PM
ironically appear to

tortswon
01-17-2009, 03:05 PM
gnaw on a

burnwood
01-17-2009, 03:09 PM
stick from a

Sullybob
01-17-2009, 05:43 PM
mulberry tree. Later

expatCanuck
01-17-2009, 06:03 PM
that same evening,

ECOSSE
01-17-2009, 06:10 PM
pushing a wheelbarrow

Sullybob
01-17-2009, 06:12 PM
a giant ape

ECOSSE
01-17-2009, 06:25 PM
wearing a thong

joshmpdx
01-17-2009, 06:53 PM
asked for lather...

Sullybob
01-17-2009, 06:57 PM
and a balm

SRock
01-17-2009, 06:59 PM
for his post-shave.

Sullybob
01-17-2009, 07:00 PM
Then he set

_JP_
01-17-2009, 07:10 PM
the wheelbarrow down.

Sullybob
01-17-2009, 07:21 PM
And picked up

thirdeye
01-17-2009, 07:41 PM
a fat handled...

Sullybob
01-17-2009, 07:41 PM
waffle iron, and

_JP_
01-17-2009, 07:45 PM
loaded it with

Sullybob
01-17-2009, 07:47 PM
jam and peanut

_JP_
01-17-2009, 07:54 PM
scented shave cream

Sullybob
01-17-2009, 07:56 PM
but it clogged

Quietville
01-17-2009, 07:57 PM
my arteries. Just

Sullybob
01-17-2009, 07:57 PM
in time to

joshmpdx
01-17-2009, 07:59 PM
grab the slant

thirdeye
01-17-2009, 08:00 PM
and whack the...

Jim
01-17-2009, 08:20 PM
wheelbarrow sharply and

expatCanuck
01-17-2009, 08:52 PM
splattered shave cream

thirdeye
01-17-2009, 08:58 PM
all over her....

joshmpdx
01-17-2009, 09:12 PM
e and there, everywhere!

Jim
01-17-2009, 09:15 PM
Back at home

thirdeye
01-17-2009, 09:17 PM
the ugly mugged....

joshmpdx
01-17-2009, 09:25 PM
baby ruth, tossed...

Mr. Todd
01-17-2009, 09:27 PM
all his straights...

thirdeye
01-17-2009, 09:27 PM
out the big

Jim
01-17-2009, 09:32 PM
bathroom window, Ethel

thirdeye
01-17-2009, 09:33 PM
have you lost...

joshmpdx
01-17-2009, 09:54 PM
your wedding ring?!

expatCanuck
01-17-2009, 09:58 PM
"I sold it ... "

Sticky
01-17-2009, 10:09 PM
when my pms

thirdeye
01-17-2009, 10:12 PM
kicked into overdrive.

joshmpdx
01-17-2009, 10:21 PM
Ethel and Ruth...

King of Kailua
01-18-2009, 12:30 AM
conspired against me

ECOSSE
01-18-2009, 05:57 AM
with conniving machinations

expatCanuck
01-18-2009, 06:41 AM
to leave me

Jim
01-18-2009, 06:42 AM
,not that I

expatCanuck
01-18-2009, 07:41 AM
was deficient in

thirdeye
01-18-2009, 07:50 AM
those unspoken areas...

Dharion
01-18-2009, 08:53 AM
of them but

Jim
01-18-2009, 10:11 AM
more to the

thirdeye
01-18-2009, 10:17 AM
science of bathing

saegoose
01-18-2009, 10:17 AM
technique I employed

_JP_
01-18-2009, 10:20 AM
a water softener.

thirdeye
01-18-2009, 10:21 AM
It was made...

saegoose
01-18-2009, 10:23 AM
of a sieve

King of Kailua
01-18-2009, 10:46 AM
..., some shea butter,

Jim
01-18-2009, 10:54 AM
lubricated the chain

King of Kailua
01-18-2009, 10:58 AM
. Using hot water

RoyalKooparillo
01-18-2009, 11:00 AM
and a racoon

King of Kailua
01-18-2009, 11:04 AM
I exfoliated my

RoyalKooparillo
01-18-2009, 11:40 AM
posterior while thinking,

burnwood
01-18-2009, 11:49 AM
Why is this...

Jim
01-18-2009, 11:52 AM
here at all?

RoyalKooparillo
01-18-2009, 12:01 PM
To which the

Grizzled Greek
01-18-2009, 12:43 PM
racoon said loudly

burnwood
01-18-2009, 12:47 PM
LOOK, I see

calcustom
01-18-2009, 12:48 PM
...an ingrown hair...

RoyalKooparillo
01-18-2009, 01:09 PM
But lacking tweezers,

Dharion
01-18-2009, 02:12 PM
I had to

expatCanuck
01-18-2009, 04:04 PM
remove it with

Jim
01-18-2009, 04:11 PM
a pair of

joshmpdx
01-18-2009, 04:17 PM
henchmen from the

expatCanuck
01-18-2009, 04:42 PM
Andes. You see, ...

Bluestaco
01-18-2009, 04:44 PM
it's these things

Mr. Todd
01-18-2009, 04:44 PM
that make me...

ECOSSE
01-18-2009, 04:48 PM
pet the kitty

expatCanuck
01-18-2009, 05:02 PM
when I shave.

Sullybob
01-18-2009, 05:28 PM
At the opera

Jim
01-18-2009, 05:37 PM
I saw that

expatCanuck
01-18-2009, 06:00 PM
the baritones had

Sullybob
01-18-2009, 06:03 PM
changed to tenors

SRock
01-18-2009, 06:08 PM
and the tenors

Sullybob
01-18-2009, 06:14 PM
, they changed to

calcustom
01-18-2009, 06:18 PM
chickens without pants

Evbo
01-18-2009, 06:23 PM
excitedly running around

Sullybob
01-18-2009, 06:26 PM
shouting, the kitchen

calcustom
01-18-2009, 06:33 PM
As I watched

Evbo
01-18-2009, 06:34 PM
How titillating, I

joshmpdx
01-18-2009, 06:35 PM
i felt flutters

Sullybob
01-18-2009, 06:36 PM
from the shutters

Evbo
01-18-2009, 06:39 PM
that made me

RoyalKooparillo
01-18-2009, 06:42 PM
squeal! Nervously, I

Sullybob
01-18-2009, 06:43 PM
dipped the quill

Evbo
01-18-2009, 06:47 PM
but the inkwell

RoyalKooparillo
01-18-2009, 06:48 PM
was a brassiere!

Evbo
01-18-2009, 06:50 PM
"Oy gevalt!" he

Sullybob
01-18-2009, 06:50 PM
shouted from the

Evbo
01-18-2009, 06:51 PM
one woman shouted.

RoyalKooparillo
01-18-2009, 07:02 PM
Luckily for me,

Jim
01-18-2009, 07:02 PM
Back in NJ,

Sullybob
01-18-2009, 07:09 PM
Bigfoot was starting

Evbo
01-18-2009, 07:11 PM
to shamble down

Sullybob
01-18-2009, 07:11 PM
the turn pike

expatCanuck
01-18-2009, 07:12 PM
from the slope.

Jim
01-18-2009, 07:16 PM
Grinning he said,

Evbo
01-18-2009, 07:17 PM
"Gimme some waffles!"

Sullybob
01-18-2009, 07:18 PM
With jam, ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Evbo
01-18-2009, 07:19 PM
And then, he

Jim
01-18-2009, 07:20 PM
slipped a fifty

Evbo
01-18-2009, 07:21 PM
into her pocket.

thirdeye
01-18-2009, 07:25 PM
Once again he...

King of Kailua
01-18-2009, 07:27 PM
was very confused :confused:

Evbo
01-18-2009, 07:27 PM
thumped his chest

_JP_
01-18-2009, 07:29 PM
twiddled his nose

Evbo
01-18-2009, 07:31 PM
and sat down.

_JP_
01-18-2009, 07:36 PM
The seat was

Evbo
01-18-2009, 07:38 PM
carved of marble

thirdeye
01-18-2009, 07:41 PM
chips that cut...

Evbo
01-18-2009, 07:42 PM
into his tender

thirdeye
01-18-2009, 07:52 PM
Lilly white ankles...

Evbo
01-18-2009, 07:54 PM
"Ouch!", quoth he!

Jim
01-18-2009, 08:46 PM
As the blood

thirdeye
01-18-2009, 08:47 PM
trickled down the....

calcustom
01-18-2009, 09:24 PM
exposed gaping wounds

King of Kailua
01-18-2009, 09:39 PM
the passion flowed

calcustom
01-18-2009, 09:52 PM
and made me

SRock
01-18-2009, 11:51 PM
Weak to my

Jim
01-19-2009, 05:05 AM
knees. Fred intimated

ECOSSE
01-19-2009, 05:19 AM
that he would

Sullybob
01-19-2009, 05:20 AM
bandage his ankles.

ECOSSE
01-19-2009, 05:24 AM
But Fred only

Jim
01-19-2009, 05:55 AM
went through the

Evbo
01-19-2009, 06:46 AM
front door, and

expatCanuck
01-19-2009, 06:52 AM
found a hospital.

_JP_
01-19-2009, 07:04 AM
There the doctor