three word story

[mretzloff]

to eat corn.

[Walt Whitman]

Meanwhile, large sharp

[mretzloff]

samurai swords were

[hypo_style]

swinging from the

[Walt Whitman]

Bonsai trees in

[mretzloff]

the fields and

[Walt Whitman]

meadows of Zen

[mretzloff]

where many men

[hypo_style]

assuage their wounds

[Luc]

with a bandaid.

[strat1117]

Finally, the mentalist

[Luc]

broke his nose

[strat1117]

on the countertop

[mretzloff]

that was made

[strat1117]

of pure granite

[mretzloff]

and had been

[pal]

polished to a

[strat1117]

glass-like invisibility.

[tblech]

He decided too

[SRock]

much time had

[krissy]

fight back and

[strr]

believed now was

[strat1117]

in a dream

[mretzloff]

similar to the

[thirdeye]

funky little chicken

[mretzloff]

that danced at

[curtis909]

The zombie ball

[strat1117]

, a screaming headless

[bigmo]

man with a

[ctakim]

straight razor in

[Walt Whitman]

his trembling hand

[strat1117]

came crashing through

[mretzloff]

the balsa wood

[pbroddi]

he thought he

[mretzloff]

could not break.

[hypo_style]

Being headless, he

[strat1117]

became aware that

[Luc]

a headache wasn't

[King of Kailua]

really an issue

[Luc]

because he was

[DE7]

thinking with his

[hypo_style]

mildly inappropriate euphemism.

[King of Kailua]

Intently, he pondered

[mretzloff]

whether he should

[Luc]

drink some lemonade

[mretzloff]

or drink some

[DE7]

motor oil. He

[nikkuchan]

grabbed a bottle

[mretzloff]

of lemonade and

[SRock]

a pastrami sandwich.

[Luc]

After that lunch,

[mdunn]

he grabbed a

[SRock]

hat and his

[Greyfox]

his Macallan 18yo

[hypo_style]

and lolled about

[Walt Whitman]

, staggering through puddles

[hypo_style]

of briny foam.

[mretzloff]

He then went

[strat1117]

through the hidden

[mretzloff]

wall and then

[strat1117]

found himself in

[mretzloff]

a world of

[strat1117]

long forgotten rituals

[mretzloff]

in which he

[Luc]

forgot how long

[strat1117]

he should swirl

[Luc]

that cream when

[strat1117]

a piercing wail

[Luc]

stormed out of

[Walt Whitman]

his bloody mouth

[hypo_style]

and dribbled down

[strat1117]

shattering ear drums

[mretzloff]

was he when

[pal]

suddenly a grasshopper

[Luc]

entered with a

[mdunn]

top hat on.

[mretzloff]

He went with

[hypo_style]

the feeling and

[mretzloff]

style that had

[Luc]

him shot the

[mretzloff]

breaze. He then

[Luc]

decided to eat!

[mretzloff]

Yummy! Steak and

[Luc]

asperagus rolled in

[mretzloff]

bacon, bacon, and

[Luc]

cabbage! Charley ran

[mretzloff]

away very quickly

[Luc]

after seeing the

[DE7]

mangled baby ducks

[Luc]

crossing the street.

[mretzloff]

The ducks went

[Luc]

to the market

[mretzloff]

and purchased some

[JimBow]

brand new socks.

[mdunn]

Later that day

[Luc]

the ducks were

[mretzloff]

sitting by the

[mdunn]

dock on the

[Luc]

bench usually reserved

[thirdeye]

for the frogs

[mdunn]

and their wives.

[SRock]

The grasshopper and

[mdunn]

a man named

[mretzloff]

Earl were walking

[Walt Whitman]

over razor bumps

[hypo_style]

when they happened

[Walt Whitman]

to rise up

[hypo_style]

and fight the

[mretzloff]

giant monster that

[hypo_style]

spread terrible rumors

[mretzloff]

about the man's

[hypo_style]

Mohair sweater. They

[Walt Whitman]

knew political threads

[strat1117]

should be deleted

[Walt Whitman]

when heated. However,

[strat1117]

no one really

[mretzloff]

cared about the

[Walt Whitman]

heat causing issues.

[hypo_style]

"Remember the Maine!"

[Luc]

Said he... Now,

[mretzloff]

he really did

[hypo_style]

remember, but couldn't

[mretzloff]

put his mind

[Walt Whitman]

to recalling the

[Luc]

lights of magic!

[hypo_style]

He was taken

[strat1117]

with the brunette

[mretzloff]

and went to

[strat1117]

her chamber after

[hypo_style]

shaving himself impressively

[Luc]

with a double-duck!

[strat1117]

The craft slipped

[mretzloff]

and they fell

[hypo_style]

twirling, ever twirling

[Luc]

in a dungeon!

[mretzloff]

He went to

[Luc]

see the Wizard

[thunderball]

who sat silently

[Luc]

on the steps.

[mretzloff]

The wizard did

[Luc]

cast a spell

[mretzloff]

on him and

[Walt Whitman]

his magical Fatboy

[Luc]

loaded with green

[tblech]

spray can goo.

[Luc]

The Wizard then

[strat1117]

repeated his mantra

[Luc]

with Rodhium and

[mretzloff]

platinum plated on

[Luc]

the head. Further,

[mretzloff]

the plating was

[mdunn]

not very nice

[mretzloff]

but still decent.

[DE7]

He felt very

[Luc]

sick after his

[thunderball]

most recent series

[ogopogo]

of embarrassing events

[hypo_style]

featuring MAAS and

[Luc]

Brasso! The Wizard

[SRock]

quickly ran for

[King of Kailua]

another polishing cloth

[thunderball]

and began to

[Luc]

cast a spell!

[thirdeye]

Looking into the

[mdunn]

puddle of WD40

[tblech]

, he forgot too

[mdunn]

wipe himself when

[Greyfox]

suddenly in walked

[hypo_style]

the ghost of

[mdunn]

christmas past! The

[hypo_style]

once and future

[mretzloff]

of all mankind

[Walt Whitman]

was then relegated

[mretzloff]

to be more

[hypo_style]

or less similar

[mretzloff]

to the way

[DE7]

fools rush in

[hypo_style]

to vacuum up

[Walt Whitman]

all the dirt

[SavantStrike]

and the tears

[krissy]

of the children.

[hypo_style]

"Remember the children!!!"

[strat1117]

"No. What children?"

[Luc]

"Those Childrens!" Said

[mretzloff]

the old man

[Walt Whitman]

, rubbing the stubble

[mretzloff]

that was left

[strat1117]

behind by his

[hypo_style]

tuckus. Finding none,

[Walt Whitman]

he put away

[hypo_style]

his Custom Red-Tip

[mdunn]

and petted his

[krissy]

BIG red dog

[hypo_style]

named Clyde. But

[Luc]

the dog turned

[hypo_style]

on him and

[krissy]

tried to bite

[Luc]

the neighbour as

[krissy]

he put the

[mdunn]

steak in his

[hypo_style]

beef-flavored vest on.

[mretzloff]

The man went

[Luc]

on hunger strike

[mretzloff]

because the steak

[mdunn]

was over-cooked.

[mretzloff]

His wife said, "

[King of Kailua]

"..I'm leaving you...

[krissy]

until you learn

[mretzloff]

to eat more!".

[krissy]

You can call

[mretzloff]

me anytime, baby.

(Sorry, couldn't resist :lol:)

[hypo_style]

"Who you callin'

[mretzloff]

baby, punk?". I

[krissy]

will have you

[hypo_style]

know that I

[krissy]

secretly love the

[hypo_style]

intimacy of that

[krissy]

relationship that only

[mdunn]

my gnome can

[mretzloff]

We thought that

[hypo_style]

only gnomes can

[krissy]

stand and look

[mretzloff]

similar to deer.

[hypo_style]

"oh dear," cried

[mretzloff]

the little man.

[krissy]

Don't shoot me!

[mretzloff]

Or I will

[hypo_style]

throw my Tech

[Luc]

at the Wizard!

[mretzloff]

I was about

[hypo_style]

to confer with

[krissy]

the little man

[mretzloff]

, who had been

[hypo_style]

holding us hostage

[mdunn]

when he shouted

[hypo_style]

"I like Ike!"

[Luc]

The Ewoks decided

[hypo_style]

to wear Mohair

[mdunn]

merkins. This was

[hypo_style]

better than beef

[mretzloff]

, but not as

[hypo_style]

juicy! To adjust

[Luc]

the spell, Willow

[hypo_style]

wept ferociously into

[mdunn]

his mohair merkin.

[mretzloff]

"What is this

[hypo_style]

mess of hair?

[mretzloff]

", asked the man.

[hypo_style]

Yet it smelled

[mretzloff]

similar to the