How to be a Good Server OR How to Convince an Entire Shaving Forum You're a Jerk

[sol92258]

Now I think I understand what they were trying to explain to me. I'm pretty sure I think I know now.

:huh:
but do you know what you know that they know you know? because if you do, they know, and if you don't, they know, so they know if you know or do not know that you know they know, you know?

[csmorris]

but do you know what you know that they know you know? because if you do, they know, and if you don't, they know, so they know if you know or do not know that you know they know, you know?

Oh no, no, no. Now I really don't know!

[SRock]

Here's a tip...don't do this....

http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/6b8a37dd-2a1d-4604-b4fa-e9232048ecf7.jpg?w=500&h=376

Pardon me for going back four pages, but people are retarded!

[RichGem]

Pardon me for going back four pages, but people are retarded!

Kinda makes you wonder, tho, where sheep 1 - 29 are located, doesn't it? :eek:

[jakespoppy]

Kinda makes you wonder, tho, where sheeps 1 - 29 are located, doesn't it? :eek:

As he was trying to fall asleep, he counted 1-29 as they jumped over the fence, but this one kept him awake.

[sol92258]

Pardon me for going back four pages, but people are retarded!
Kinda makes you wonder, tho, where sheeps 1 - 29 are located, doesn't it? :eek:

As he was trying to fall asleep, he counted 1-29 as they jumped over the fence, but this one kept him awake.



okay, now that's just wrong funny wrong funny wrong funny........wow, wrong and funny at the same time


and you owe me a new keyboard, literally, I had to fire up my laptop to respond to this, because my desktop keyboard has probably had the bath of death

:lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol:

[jakespoppy]

okay, now that's just wrong funny wrong funny wrong funny........wow, wrong and funny at the same time


and you owe me a new keyboard, literally, I had to fire up my laptop to respond to this, because my desktop keyboard has probably had the bath of death

:lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: SWMBO asked "What's so funny", so I had to explain to her about the 'bath of death". Now you owe her a new laptop.

[RichGem]

okay, now that's just wrong funny wrong funny wrong funny........wow, wrong and funny at the same time


and you owe me a new keyboard, literally, I had to fire up my laptop to respond to this, because my desktop keyboard has probably had the bath of death

:lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol:

Rob started it!

:lol:

[mr. s]

As he was trying to fall asleep, he counted 1-29 as they jumped over the fence, but this one kept him awake.

That one is going to keep ME awake tonight.

[jakespoppy]

Rob started it!

:lol:

It's always Rob's fault. :lol:


That one is going to keep ME awake tonight.

Don't worry, they're only sheep. Well, except for #30. But 1-29 are only sheep. You'll be asleep long before you get to #30. :001_smile

[Intrigued]

It's always Rob's fault. :lol:



Don't worry, they're only sheep. Well, except for #30. But 1-29 are only sheep. You'll be asleep long before you get to #30. :001_smile

I for one will never be able to count sheep to get to sleep again. :frown2:
They are now the stuff of nightmares. :scared:









Unless of course I imagine sheep #30 as Springs1's Server. :sneaky2:

[RichGem]

I for one will never be able to count sheep to get to sleep again. :frown2:
They are now the stuff of nightmares. :scared:






... and bellybuttons.

[jakespoppy]

That one is going to keep ME awake tonight.


I for one will never be able to count sheep to get to sleep again. :frown2:
They are now the stuff of nightmares. :scared:

Okay, folks, forget the sheep. New plan. Count kittehs to get to sleep.


...Unless of course I imagine sheep #30 as Springs1's Server. :sneaky2:
:lol::lol::lol:

That loud noise is all wait staff persons around the world applauding and cheering.

:clap::clap::clap:

[RichGem]

Probably best not to think about this one too...

http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/129156955075802607.jpg

[jakespoppy]

Probably best not to think about this one too...

http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/129156955075802607.jpg

Oh man, that's....hey, is that Lilac Vegetal in the background?

[SRock]

Kinda makes you wonder, tho, where sheep 1 - 29 are located, doesn't it? :eek:

:lol::lol:


Rob started it!

:lol:

If only I had a nickel for every time I heard this...


It's always Rob's fault. :lol:

...or this. :lol:


I for one will never be able to count sheep to get to sleep again. :frown2:
They are now the stuff of nightmares. :scared:









Unless of course I imagine sheep #30 as Springs1's Server. :sneaky2:

:lol:

[luvmysuper]

Kinda makes you wonder, tho, where sheep 1 - 29 are located, doesn't it? :eek:

Served faithfully per Springs1 specifications.
.
.
.

[a_bit_crafty]

Don't you wish you could take your B&B family with you everywhere you go?
At times, I really do.

:eek: Quick! Say something stupid or ... memorable... or memorably stupid!

:thumbup1::lol:
Mr. Crafty likes to say pi=3.


ummm.....stumorable?
:lol::lol:

SWMBO put my food on the table tonight, and it was not in order! No tip for you, woman!


My wife brought home McDonalds. She drop my tea and forgot my hot mustard. I say fire her!
Enjoy the couch, gents!

Kinda makes you wonder, tho, where sheep 1 - 29 are located, doesn't it? :eek:
I like Shaun the Sheep.

[sol92258]

Okay, folks, forget the sheep. New plan. Count kittehs to get to sleep.

there's one problem with that plan....

(reminder that what has been seen cannot be unseen....but we're used to it by now)



http://www.remotecontrolcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cat-ass-tattoo.jpg


(I had seen this pic in an email several years ago, so the sheep one reminded me of this...unfortunately)

[damooshki]

I'm glad this thread was brought back from the dead. It's funny to read. I'm surprised the woman only posted four times, yet has one of the longer running threads. I think, as a tribute to the OP and for the good of all, we should print out her "tips" and distribute them to restaurants in our local areas. This would without a doubt make the world a better place.:001_rolle

In response to the sheep/belly button tattoo. I wonder what the guy thinks about when he is fingering... oh I mean... uh... picking the lint from his belly button?:blink::lol:

[jakespoppy]

there's one problem with that plan....

(reminder that what has been seen cannot be unseen....but we're used to it by now)



http://www.remotecontrolcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cat-ass-tattoo.jpg


(I had seen this pic in an email several years ago, so the sheep one reminded me of this...unfortunately)

:w00t::lol::lol::lol::w00t::lol::lol::lol::w00t:

OMG!!! We just got back from Chicago, and I checked this thread on my iphone in the grocery store on the way home. How could I possibly explain to anyone in the store why I was laughing hysterically? I couldn't even show them the picture!!! ("Sorry mam, here look at this picture and you'll understand")

Note to self: DO NOT check for updates on this thread in public places.

:thumbup1:

[sol92258]

In response to the sheep/belly button tattoo. I wonder what the guy thinks about when he is fingering... oh I mean... uh... picking the lint from his belly button?:blink::lol:

possibly this?


(jakespoppy, don't look at this at the grocery store...or in public at all)


http://www.monkeyaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/monkey-belly-button-butt-tattoo.jpg

[jakespoppy]

Don't you wish you could take your B&B family with you everywhere you go?


At times, I really do.

What do you wish for the other times?

[damooshki]

possibly this?


(jakespoppy, don't look at this at the grocery store...or in public at all)


http://www.monkeyaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/monkey-belly-button-butt-tattoo.jpg



Oh Man. That's funny!! :lol::lol:

[jakespoppy]

possibly this?


(jakespoppy, don't look at this at the grocery store...or in public at all)


http://www.monkeyaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/monkey-belly-button-butt-tattoo.jpg



:yikes:

Other Note to Self: Don't click on spoiler buttons ever again.

[sol92258]

:yikes:

Other Note to Self: Don't click on spoiler buttons ever again.
but that's where all the good stuff is at!

see what I mean? :biggrin1:I am the spoliator, after all!yes, it's spelled correctly

[jakespoppy]

but that's where all the good stuff is at!

Well, that's true. Besides, curiosity is too strong. I mean, it killed the cat after all. Although maybe not THAT cat...


see what I mean? :biggrin1:I am the spoliator, after all!yes, it's spelled correctly

Per On-line Dictionary: Spoliator - One who spoliates.

Yes, you are definitely The Spoliator! :thumbup1:

[sol92258]

Per On-line Dictionary: Spoliator - One who spoliates.

Yes, you are definitely The Spoliator! :thumbup1:

yeup, already been much discussion of it, here and here (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41487)....many, that seems so long ago :001_smile

[jakespoppy]

yeup, already been much discussion of it, here and here (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41487)....many, that seems so long ago :001_smile

Hey,Maybe I can be a Spoliator, too?a Junior Spoliator?

[a_bit_crafty]

:w00t::lol::lol::lol::w00t::lol::lol::lol::w00t:

OMG!!! We just got back from Chicago, and I checked this thread on my iphone in the grocery store on the way home. How could I possibly explain to anyone in the store why I was laughing hysterically? I couldn't even show them the picture!!! ("Sorry mam, here look at this picture and you'll understand")

Note to self: DO NOT check for updates on this thread in public places.

:thumbup1:
:lol::lol::lol: Good advice.


What do you wish for the other times?
Sanity. But not too often.


:yikes:

Other Note to Self: Don't click on spoiler buttons ever again.

Seriously. :blink:

[Kraken]

Here's a tip...don't do this....

http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/6b8a37dd-2a1d-4604-b4fa-e9232048ecf7.jpg?w=500&h=376

Sorry to drag this back up but....I have to ask. Do you think he is a fan of the Wool Fat???

[jakespoppy]

Seriously. :blink:
Not really. I need some new images to burn over and replace the old images.


Sorry to drag this back up but....I have to ask. Do you think he is a fan of the Wool Fat???
Hmmm....his face is yellow.....do you think there may be a connection to that, um, Cheddar group?

[Intrigued]

Not really. I need some new images to burn over and replace the old images.


Hmmm....his face is yellow.....do you think there may be a connection to that, um, Cheddar group?

I think that when you look at all the evidence:

1. The number on his side

2. The ball and chain

3. The look on his face and its color

You can only reach one conclusion. He has been told he must wait on Springs1........... forever. :a47:

[jakespoppy]

I think that when you look at all the evidence:

1. The number on his side

2. The ball and chain

3. The look on his face and its color

You can only reach one conclusion. He has been told he must wait on Springs1........... forever. :a47:

And what a perfect match! :thumbup1:

[RichGem]

Not really. I need some new images to burn over and replace the old images.


Hmmm....his face is yellow.....do you think there may be a connection to that, um, Cheddar group?

:glare: And in any case, skklog eats only kittehs.

[jakespoppy]

:glare: And in any case, skklog eats only kittehs.

:lol::lol::lol:

He must prefer yellow tabby kittehs.

[RichGem]

:lol::lol::lol:

He must prefer yellow tabby kittehs.

With meow mix gravy.

[jakespoppy]

With meow mix gravy.

A dish of yellow tabby kittehs prepared in a sauce of their own food. Now that's.......uh,......did you say gravy?

[RichGem]

A dish of yellow tabby kittehs prepared in a sauce of their own food. Now that's.......uh,......did you say gravy?

and bacon bits

[jakespoppy]

with bacon bits

:lol::lol::lol:

I knew there would be bacon in this thread sooner or later!

[Swampfox]

Sorry to drag this back up but....I have to ask. Do you think he is a fan of the Wool Fat???

I was thinking of something else entirely......


I think that when you look at all the evidence:

1. The number on his side

2. The ball and chain

3. The look on his face and its color

You can only reach one conclusion. He has been told he must wait on Springs1........... forever. :a47:

He's married to Springs1!

[jakespoppy]

i was thinking of something else entirely......

He is springs1!

ftfy

[OldSaw]

When did this turn into the new anything thread? This is one of those threads that loses its sizzle after the banning and all that passes.

[DFrancis]

When did this turn into the new anything thread? This is one of those threads that loses its sizzle after the banning and all that passes.

It's the new new anything thread, now with extra anything but nothing new.

[Swampfox]

It's the new new anything thread, now with extra anything but nothing new.

:lol::lol::lol::thumbup1:

[sol92258]

okay, one more for the recent "tattoo" theme, but I will not be posting it....it makes the bellybutton tattoos mild in comparison....a friend told me to look up "elmer fudd tattoo"....DO NOT do so unless you can handle a DEFCON 1 level of "what has been seen cannot be unseen"....it involves the phrase "I know you're in there, rabbit".....

again, if you think you can handle it, go for it. If the bellybutton ones had you on edge, don't even consider it

[Swampfox]

okay, one more for the recent "tattoo" theme, but I will not be posting it....it makes the bellybutton tattoos mild in comparison....a friend told me to look up "elmer fudd tattoo"....DO NOT do so unless you can handle a DEFCON 1 level of "what has been seen cannot be unseen"....it involves the phrase "I know you're in there, rabbit".....

again, if you think you can handle it, go for it. If the bellybutton ones had you on edge, don't even consider it

:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:: blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::b link::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::bl ink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::bli nk:

[Kraken]

okay, one more for the recent "tattoo" theme, but I will not be posting it....it makes the bellybutton tattoos mild in comparison....a friend told me to look up "elmer fudd tattoo"....DO NOT do so unless you can handle a DEFCON 1 level of "what has been seen cannot be unseen"....it involves the phrase "I know you're in there, rabbit".....

again, if you think you can handle it, go for it. If the bellybutton ones had you on edge, don't even consider it

:yikes::yikes::yikes::crying::crying::crying: :eek6::eek6::eek6: :crazy::crazy::crazy::frown2::frown2::frown2: :eek2::eek2::eek2:

[sol92258]

:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:: blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::b link::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::bl ink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::bli nk:
look, just don't do it....

:yikes::yikes::yikes::crying::crying::crying: :eek6::eek6::eek6: :crazy::crazy::crazy::frown2::frown2::frown2: :eek2::eek2::eek2:

....see?

[Swampfox]

look, just don't do it....


....see?

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/brotherscantdeny.jpg

[jakespoppy]

okay, one more for the recent "tattoo" theme, but I will not be posting it....it makes the bellybutton tattoos mild in comparison....a friend told me to look up "elmer fudd tattoo"....DO NOT do so unless you can handle a DEFCON 1 level of "what has been seen cannot be unseen"....it involves the phrase "I know you're in there, rabbit".....

again, if you think you can handle it, go for it. If the bellybutton ones had you on edge, don't even consider it

Note to Self: If Springs1 ever offers to show her Elmer Fudd tattoo again, RUN!!!

[GDCarrington]

Note to Self: If Springs1 ever offers to show her Elmer Fudd tattoo again, RUN!!!

My picture is on who :eek6::eek6::eek6::eek6::eek6:?

[Swampfox]

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129187809154833754.jpg

[sol92258]

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129187809154833754.jpg

I've heard that some folks.....nevermind

[Swampfox]

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129128077233851079.jpg

[sol92258]

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129128077233851079.jpg
what about people with no hands that have to wash their lunch box with their feet?

[Swampfox]

what about people with no hands that have to wash their lunch box with their feet?

How do they wait tables? :blink:

[jakespoppy]

How do they wait tables? :blink:

The good ones really hop to it!

[GDCarrington]

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129128077233851079.jpg

Do they put their feet in the boxes and the boxes in the sink to increase efficiency or something :tongue_sm!

[jakespoppy]

Do they put their feet in the boxes and the boxes in the sink to increase efficiency or something :tongue_sm!

I think the answer to this most excellent question actually reveals the mystery surrounding the real purpose of the OP in this thread.

I think the sign forbidding washing feet and lunch boxes was brought on by a callous co-worker. You can imagine, if the waiter has no hands, then she has to eat her lunch with her feet. She probably was washing her feet, which got pretty dirty from hopping to it waiting on customers, before she ate her lunch. Then after eating, she had to wash her lunch box, cause it's probably a little messy eating with your feet. And what really caused the callous co-worker to complain to the boss was when he got embarrassed when he put his own foot in his mouth when he said "hey Springs1, hand me that soap....I mean, kick that soap over here, will ya?"

Because what this clearly reveals to us is, the OP of this thread is really the waiter! She was using a sort of reverse psychology to make us think about how ridiculous (or is it just diculous/) are the demands that some folks make of the wait staff in restaurants! :thumbup1:

[Swampfox]

Do they put their feet in the boxes and the boxes in the sink to increase efficiency or something :tongue_sm!


I think the answer to this most excellent question actually reveals the mystery surrounding the real purpose of the OP in this thread.

I think the sign forbidding washing feet and lunch boxes was brought on by a callous co-worker. You can imagine, if the waiter has no hands, then she has to eat her lunch with her feet. She probably was washing her feet, which got pretty dirty from hopping to it waiting on customers, before she ate her lunch. Then after eating, she had to wash her lunch box, cause it's probably a little messy eating with your feet. And what really caused the callous co-worker to complain to the boss was when he got embarrassed when he put his own foot in his mouth when he said "hey Springs1, hand me that soap....I mean, kick that soap over here, will ya?"

Because what this clearly reveals to us is, the OP of this thread is really the waiter! She was using a sort of reverse psychology to make us think about how ridiculous (or is it just diculous/) are the demands that some folks make of the wait staff in restaurants! :thumbup1:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Jakespoppy with the win!

[jakespoppy]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Jakespoppy with the win!

:lol::lol::lol:

[Swampfox]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-teachers.jpg

[jakespoppy]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-teachers.jpg

If my high school teachers looked like that, I would NOT have graduated. I'd still be there repeating 10th grade.

[Swampfox]

If my high school teachers looked like that, I would NOT have graduated. I'd still be there repeating 10th grade.

:lol: That's what I was thinking!

[jakespoppy]

:lol: That's what I was thinking!

I have a feeling it's a very good thing - for the school - that we weren't in school together!

[Swampfox]

I have a feeling it's a very good thing - for the school - that we weren't in school together!

:lol:

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/b4f5274e-6586-416b-b9ff-c16a9cb7c473.jpg

[GDCarrington]

:lol:

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/b4f5274e-6586-416b-b9ff-c16a9cb7c473.jpg

And blowing your uncovered nose all over the room is not :scared::scared:?

[jakespoppy]

:lol:

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/b4f5274e-6586-416b-b9ff-c16a9cb7c473.jpg

Uh oh.......my wife sent that to you, huh?

[Swampfox]

Uh oh.......my wife sent that to you, huh?

:001_unsur
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/299f449f-9752-491a-a587-0f99239454db.jpg

[jakespoppy]

:001_unsur
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/299f449f-9752-491a-a587-0f99239454db.jpg

Cattack!

[Swampfox]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/bb48afd8-8028-4aea-bf26-f86246812830.jpg

[jakespoppy]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/bb48afd8-8028-4aea-bf26-f86246812830.jpg

Cat burgler!

[Swampfox]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/ae03d1dd-dc7f-4572-8f4a-1b96f854cfab.jpg

[jakespoppy]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/ae03d1dd-dc7f-4572-8f4a-1b96f854cfab.jpg

Catinkle.

He really looks like he's getting ready to cross his legs! :lol::lol::lol:

[Mr. Scruffy]

http://innocentenglish.com/may%202008%20funny%20signs/funny-restaurant-sign1.jpg

[jakespoppy]

http://innocentenglish.com/may%202008%20funny%20signs/funny-restaurant-sign1.jpg

In the window of Springs1's favorite restaurant.

[Swampfox]

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1ec095ba-9d69-4f0f-877d-a97df2e90f9f.jpg

[GDCarrington]

http://innocentenglish.com/may%202008%20funny%20signs/funny-restaurant-sign1.jpg

If Springs1 does not pay, which is standard operating procedure, then do any of these really apply :tongue_sm?

[Swampfox]

http://cheezhawtness.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/9045333a-9a7e-490c-8189-5c571135fbeb.jpg

[GDCarrington]

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1ec095ba-9d69-4f0f-877d-a97df2e90f9f.jpg

Well Big Bird can keep Mr. Sniffle..no, Mr. Snarkle..no, oh, Bill Clinton's former press secretary there.

[jakespoppy]

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1ec095ba-9d69-4f0f-877d-a97df2e90f9f.jpg

Great rates.
Imaginary friends.
Stay free.

The first and last points seem redundant, but it might be interesting at any price to find out how they provide imaginary friends for motel guests?

[Swampfox]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-disappointment.jpg

[jakespoppy]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-disappointment.jpg

That's deep! I'd guess about 12" deep?

[blackfoot]

This thread has been hilarious! Glad to see it running again. :thumbup:

[Swampfox]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/funny-pictures-kitten-is-a-ninja.jpg

[GDCarrington]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/funny-pictures-kitten-is-a-ninja.jpg

He's smoking Ninja Grass :tongue_sm?

[Swampfox]

He's smoking Ninja Grass :tongue_sm?

yeaaaaaahhhhh duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Mr. Scruffy]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070830/slackers/spicoli_l.jpg

[jakespoppy]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070830/slackers/spicoli_l.jpg

Sean Pennhaligon's?

[Swampfox]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/caption-this-picture34.jpeg?w=500&h=401

[jakespoppy]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/caption-this-picture34.jpeg?w=500&h=401

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Talk about an overbite!

[blackfoot]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/caption-this-picture34.jpeg?w=500&h=401

Is that a wingless bat? :eek:

[RichGem]

Is that a wingless bat? :eek:

I believe it's Basement Cat after he's been touched by sunlight.

[blackfoot]

I believe it's Basement Cat after he's been touched by sunlight.

It appears to have the personality of Springs1.

[RichGem]

I believe it's Basement Cat after he's been touched by sunlight.


It appears to have the personality of Springs1.

You would too if you were Basement Cat.:blink:

[Mr. Scruffy]

How many of his 9 lives do you think this cat is going to lose?

http://www.catnkitten.com/catpictures/funnycat294.jpg

[RichGem]

How many of his 9 lives do you think this cat is going to lose?

http://www.catnkitten.com/catpictures/funnycat294.jpg

Maybe he just wants to TIP them over. :tongue_sm

[Mr. Scruffy]

Maybe he just wants to TIP them over. :tongue_sm

Or maybe he wants to shave...


like Dad!

http://media.egotvonline.com/files/2009/12/shaved-cat.jpg

[RichGem]

Or maybe he wants to shave...


like Dad!

http://media.egotvonline.com/files/2009/12/shaved-cat.jpg


"Extreme Cat-scaping. Story at 11"

[blackfoot]

Or maybe he wants to shave...


like Dad!

http://media.egotvonline.com/files/2009/12/shaved-cat.jpg

:lol::lol::lol:

[GDCarrington]

How many of his 9 lives do you think this cat is going to lose?

http://www.catnkitten.com/catpictures/funnycat294.jpg

The poor kitten realizes his gruesome fate as he cries out, "Bill, Marsha, Fred, my family oh what have they done to you?" :scared::scared::scared:

[GDCarrington]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/caption-this-picture34.jpeg?w=500&h=401

Count Dracula's kitty :lol::lol::lol:!

[GDCarrington]

http://media.egotvonline.com/files/2009/12/shaved-cat.jpg[/QUOTE]

See Garfield what happens when you tangle with that SuperDeluxeExtavoWhizmerSlimSlamHyperTurboShave System from Gillette with the V6 attached to 356 rotating blades.

Now do you see why I don't take you to the mall anymore!

[Swampfox]

Talk about an overbite!

He's just smiling.


Is that a wingless bat? :eek:

No, just a clone of Skklog.


I believe it's Basement Cat after he's been touched by sunlight.

Not that would be different.


It appears to have the personality of Springs1.

No, that's his sister.


You would too if you were Basement Cat.:blink:

Possibly.


Count Dracula's kitty :lol::lol::lol:!

No, his cat sleeps in a casket. That cat sleeps in a tree.

Here is Basement Cat
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129092281784646231.jpg

[jakespoppy]

http://www.catnkitten.com/catpictures/funnycat294.jpg
*Darn, I'm going to lose my badger Queen for sure...."*



http://media.egotvonline.com/files/2009/12/shaved-cat.jpg
Dominica Bay Rum....friends don't let friends shave drunk.

Shave responsibly!

[jakespoppy]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129092281784646231.jpg

He "Still Hasn't Found What He's Looking For"? Who is he kidding?

[Swampfox]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/febfc0b4-4d27-4f35-a2d9-45fec00782c0.jpg

[RichGem]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/febfc0b4-4d27-4f35-a2d9-45fec00782c0.jpg

*ahem* Meanwhile.... at Blake's house....

[GDCarrington]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/febfc0b4-4d27-4f35-a2d9-45fec00782c0.jpg

That blade better be a Feather or he is a fake :lol::lol::lol:!

[jakespoppy]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/febfc0b4-4d27-4f35-a2d9-45fec00782c0.jpg

...as the piano plays a loud and very fast song in the Silent Movie theatre, all the little B&Br's are screaming "Rob, look up! He's right above you Rob!"

Suddenly, at the very last possible second, Rob lays down the Japanese Daily and looks up just in time to see Ninja Cartridge Man, leaps out of the patio chair and quickly dispenses some "B&B WhipA$$" on the bad man.

As Ninja Cartridge Man slinks away, no doubt to plan his next attempt on mild mannered Rob, who we all know by his secret superhero identity as "SlagleRock" - defender of wetshaving and hero of B&Br's all over the world, strolls inside and asks Mrs. SlagleRock "Honey, what's for breakfast?"

It's just another day in the life of our superhero!

[SRock]

...as the piano plays a loud and very fast song in the Silent Movie theatre, all the little B&Br's are screaming "Rob, look up! He's right above you Rob!"

Suddenly, at the very last possible second, Rob lays down the Japanese Daily and looks up just in time to see Ninja Cartridge Man, leaps out of the patio chair and quickly dispenses some "B&B WhipA$$" on the bad man.

As Ninja Cartridge Man slinks away, no doubt to plan his next attempt on mild mannered Rob, who we all know by his secret superhero identity as "SlagleRock" - defender of wetshaving and hero of B&Br's all over the world, strolls inside and asks Mrs. SlagleRock "Honey, what's for breakfast?"

It's just another day in the life of our superhero!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

*ahem* Meanwhile.... at Blake's house....

:lol::lol::lol::lol:


:lol::lol::lol::lol:

+1

[Swampfox]

http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/129186790216970150.jpg

[jakespoppy]

http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/129186790216970150.jpg

Trick or treat!

[Swampfox]

http://chzoddlyspecific.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/0445859b-011b-4c92-ba41-dd403f286b47.jpg

[blackfoot]

http://chzoddlyspecific.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/0445859b-011b-4c92-ba41-dd403f286b47.jpg

I want a velociraptor. :w00t:

[jakespoppy]

I want a velociraptor. :w00t:

Christmas is less than 3 months away. :thumbup1:

[blackfoot]

Christmas is less than 3 months away. :thumbup1:

And....My anniversary is the day after! :w00t:

[Swampfox]

http://chzoddlyspecific.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/129183401869248250.jpg

[jakespoppy]

And....My anniversary is the day after! :w00t:

And our anniversary is three days after! :thumbup:

[Intrigued]

And....My anniversary is the day after! :w00t:

Pretty sneaky way to keep from forgetting your anniversary. :sneaky2:

[blackfoot]

Pretty sneaky way to keep from forgetting your anniversary. :sneaky2:

:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[RichGem]

So, whose wife is getting the vacuum cleaner and whose is getting the treadmill?

[Swampfox]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/16620887-b3b1-46e3-a09e-b451a8ea5fc8.jpg

[blackfoot]

So, whose wife is getting the vacuum cleaner and whose is getting the treadmill?

Taking advice from Homer Simpson, I think I will get my wife an attractive mail order bride.

What, you don't like it? That's okay, I'll just take her and......


We all know how well that would end. :lol:

[Swampfox]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/0320cae6-484e-49bd-bd8c-b63a43638ed3.jpg

[RichGem]

Taking advice from Homer Simpson, I think I will get my wife an attractive mail order bride.

What, you don't like it? That's okay, I'll just take her and......


We all know how well that would end. :lol:

Bye bye Blakey.

[blackfoot]

Bye bye Blakey.

:lol::lol::lol:

But, honey, I think she will be a really good server. :tongue_sm

[Swampfox]

Hammer Time!

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/3e053f7e-7457-4f0d-a64b-f17004db2a63.jpg

[life2short1971]

Reminds me of my grandmother.....

[GDCarrington]

Hammer Time!

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/3e053f7e-7457-4f0d-a64b-f17004db2a63.jpg

That's more like some hit them with a hammer many times :lol::lol::lol:!

[jakespoppy]

Hammer Time!

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/3e053f7e-7457-4f0d-a64b-f17004db2a63.jpg


That's more like some hit them with a hammer many times :lol::lol::lol:!

And yet, still not enough times!

[GDCarrington]

Hammer Time!

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/3e053f7e-7457-4f0d-a64b-f17004db2a63.jpg

Good trolls are hard to find. It's like good service is hard to find.
The trolls I encounter make these look like a Movie Star and the service I find is very sub par! :angry:

[RichGem]

Good trolls are hard to find. It's like good service is hard to find.
The trolls I encounter make these look like a Movie Star and the service I find is very sub par! :angry:

Good trolls are hard to find?? Really? Have you read nothing by Springs1, Stan the Man, Stan-the-Man, or the Carpenter? Where have you been?!

[GDCarrington]

Good trolls are hard to find?? Really? Have you read nothing by Springs1, Stan the Man, Stan-the-Man, or the Carpenter? Where have you been?!

I said good trolls...not bad trolls. Bad trolls are like high tolls! Springs1, Stan the Man, Stan-the-Man, or the Carpenter are taxing like high tolls or bad trolls!

[RichGem]

I said good trolls...not bad trolls. Bad trolls are like high tolls! Springs1, Stan the Man, Stan-the-Man, or the Carpenter are taxing like high tolls or bad trolls!


So... wait... now we gotta pay tolls on our trolls? That hardly seems fair.

[GDCarrington]

So... wait... now we gotta pay tolls on our trolls? That hardly seems fair.

Worse, Springs1 is manning the toll booth :mad3:!

[RichGem]

Worse, Springs1 is manning the toll booth :mad3:!

We're scr3w3d.

[GDCarrington]

We're scr3w3d.

In words of Yoda, TRUE THAT!

[jakespoppy]

So... wait... now we gotta pay tolls on our trolls? That hardly seems fair.

Can we at least get a Troll Toll Speed Pass? I hate slowing down for tolls.

[GDCarrington]

Can we at least get a Troll Toll Speed Pass? I hate slowing down for tolls.

Well, I think they use some of the trolls for speed bumps. Talk about commitment to the cause. :001_rolle

[jakespoppy]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/16620887-b3b1-46e3-a09e-b451a8ea5fc8.jpg

Excuuuse you! Not used to jalapenos and Tabasco on your TexMex?

[RichGem]

Excuuuse you! Not used to jalapenos and Tabasco on your TexMex?

He was doing fine until he washed it down with soju.

[jakespoppy]

Well, I think they use some of the trolls for speed bumps. Talk about commitment to the cause. :001_rolle

The one good thing about speed bumps is they make me laugh when I think about guys going over them in their little cars that they've modified so they sit about two inches off the ground.

[jakespoppy]

He was doing fine until he washed it down with soju.

I've never tried soju. Is it good?

[Luc]

I've never tried soju. Is it good?

It's not so bad but it's not good enough for me to buy it again... But then, I should try a different brand...

[RichGem]

I've never tried soju. Is it good?


It's not so bad but it's not good enough for me to buy it again... But then, I should try a different brand...

I haven't tried it yet, but I want to. A friend promised to pick me up a bottle the next time she visits the large Asian market a few towns over.

According to wikipedia it's somewhat like vodka only a little sweeter.

[jakespoppy]

It's not so bad but it's not good enough for me to buy it again... But then, I should try a different brand...


I haven't tried it yet, but I want to. A friend promised to pick me up a bottle the next time she visits the large Asian market a few towns over.

According to wikipedia it's somewhat like vodka only a little sweeter.

Hmmm, I don't really drink much alcohol of any kind, but it's always interesting to try new things. I could probably find it pretty easily in one of the Asian markets here in Houston.

[Swampfox]

That's more like some hit them with a hammer many times :lol::lol::lol:!

:lol::lol::lol:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/df55e095-bcc9-4c2e-a975-85030b15cb7f.jpg

[jakespoppy]

:lol::lol::lol:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/df55e095-bcc9-4c2e-a975-85030b15cb7f.jpg

Anyone know mouth-to-mouth? Blake? I think he's choking in his own vomit!

[GDCarrington]

:lol::lol::lol:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/df55e095-bcc9-4c2e-a975-85030b15cb7f.jpg

Drunk on paper, tsk, Tsk, TSK :lol::lol::lol:!

[Swampfox]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/wtf-pics-predator-vacation.jpg?w=369&h=500

[GDCarrington]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/wtf-pics-predator-vacation.jpg?w=369&h=500

Just let any terrorist attack this cruise ship while I am on my Intergalactic Vacation! Heads will roll :angry:!

[Swampfox]

Just let any terrorist attack this cruise ship while I am on my Intergalactic Vacation! Heads will roll :angry:!

So that's what Spring1 does on her full time job.......

[GDCarrington]

So that's what Spring1 does on her full time job.......

I think the head rolling part is just a hobby. It does work well with her full time gig as maitre d' to the stars :tongue_sm!

[Swampfox]

This is a very bad server.

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/wtf-pics-little-person-tabl.jpg?w=497&h=500

[jakespoppy]

This is a very bad server.

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/wtf-pics-little-person-tabl.jpg?w=497&h=500

I hope he read the "All employees must wash their feet before returning to work" sign in the restroom.

[Swampfox]

I hope he read the "All employees must wash their feet before returning to work" sign in the restroom.

If he doesn't, this guy will carry him out.

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/wtf-pics-pink-guy.jpg?w=340&h=500

[GDCarrington]

I hope he read the "All employees must wash their feet before returning to work" sign in the restroom.

Where are their lunch boxes?!?

[Swampfox]

Where are their lunch boxes?!?

With this guy...

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/wtf-pics-mushroom-music.jpg

[jakespoppy]

If he doesn't, this guy will carry him out.

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/wtf-pics-pink-guy.jpg?w=340&h=500
Uh, is that a panther down there peeking out between his legs?


Where are their lunch boxes?!?
No box lunches. This is a fine dining establishment.....in some locations.

[GDCarrington]

With this guy...

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/wtf-pics-mushroom-music.jpg

Ray Steven's non famous brother Trey!

[Swampfox]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/wtf-pics-drug-leprechaun.jpg

[GDCarrington]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/wtf-pics-drug-leprechaun.jpg

Now this is the last time I am going to put it back together for you :glare:!

[Swampfox]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/wtf_pics-tree-ent-and-cat.jpg

[jakespoppy]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/wtf_pics-tree-ent-and-cat.jpg

Elephant Man loved kittehs?

[blackfoot]

Elephant Man loved kittehs?

The cat looks scared.

[jakespoppy]

The cat looks scared.

I don't think he's feelin' the love.

[Swampfox]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1c136d10-89d8-4bfe-9bf3-d3dd8ae417d3.jpg

[jakespoppy]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1c136d10-89d8-4bfe-9bf3-d3dd8ae417d3.jpg

Doesn't look like there's enough room there for a 6-foot tall invisible rabbit?

[Swampfox]

Doesn't look like there's enough room there for a 6-foot tall invisible rabbit?

Sure there is. A pookah can do whatever he wishes.

[blackfoot]

Doesn't look like there's enough room there for a 6-foot tall invisible rabbit?

Springs1 is serving rabbit for dinner? :w00t:

[jakespoppy]

Springs1 is serving rabbit for dinner? :w00t:

Yes. Care to join her?

[Swampfox]

Here is a pic of Matt at the TAT get together. He is waiting on Springs1, who happens to be his date.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129114816288950051.jpg

[jakespoppy]

Here is a pic of Matt at the TAT get together. He is waiting on Springs1, who happens to be his date.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129114816288950051.jpg

They were a 23 point match on "e-Date.com".

[Swampfox]

They were a 23 point match on "e-Date.com".

it was nice to hear him call here "My precious".

[jakespoppy]

it was nice to hear him call here "My precious".

That is sweet. They must have been a cute couple, and probably the life of the party. Right up until the point where they started screaming their demands at the caterers wait staff.

[blackfoot]

Here is a pic of Matt at the TAT get together. He is waiting on Springs1, who happens to be his date.

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129114816288950051.jpg


They were a 23 point match on "e-Date.com".


it was nice to hear him call here "My precious".


That is sweet. They must have been a cute couple, and probably the life of the party. Right up until the point where they started screaming their demands at the caterers wait staff.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[skklog]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1c136d10-89d8-4bfe-9bf3-d3dd8ae417d3.jpg

I think I can see him :blink:

[GDCarrington]

Eye See

AjEvphlGA3s

[jakespoppy]

I think I can see him :blink:

Uh oh. That's not good. :blink:

[jakespoppy]

Eye See

AjEvphlGA3s

Wow, that's old and scratchy! I think Springs1 might have a problem with that! :w00t:

[Swampfox]

I think I can see him :blink:

Et tu, Skklog?

[jakespoppy]

Et tu, Skklog?
Somebody ate Skklog? I wondered where he's been.

[blackfoot]

Somebody ate Skklog? I wondered where he's been.

Hopefully he was served properly.

[jakespoppy]

Hopefully he was served properly.
Barbecued, with baked beans and cole slaw would have been nice.

[Swampfox]

http://cheezhawtness.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/d5e5eb0e-5e70-43c5-8ea1-f0a51cc28f2c.jpg

[sol92258]

http://cheezhawtness.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/d5e5eb0e-5e70-43c5-8ea1-f0a51cc28f2c.jpg


I'd let her disintegrate me, if ya know what I mean....

[blackfoot]

I'd let her disintegrate me, if ya know what I mean....

:lol::lol:

[RichGem]

I'd let her disintegrate me, if ya know what I mean....

That's *NOT* what she said.

[Swampfox]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129204878761814258.jpg

[GDCarrington]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129204878761814258.jpg

Come back here and give me my eluidium q36 space modulator :angry:!

[kg4ghn]

http://cheezhawtness.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/d5e5eb0e-5e70-43c5-8ea1-f0a51cc28f2c.jpg

:w00t:

[Swampfox]

Come back here and give me my eluidium q36 space modulator :angry:!

*wipes tea off monitor*

[blackfoot]

*wipes tea off monitor*

Springs1, more tea for the swamp cat.

[Swampfox]

Springs1, more tea for the swamp cat.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/ef9491ad-9ed0-402c-870c-1e363aec0648.jpg

[GDCarrington]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/ef9491ad-9ed0-402c-870c-1e363aec0648.jpg

Use it or lose it :tongue_sm!

[RichGem]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/ef9491ad-9ed0-402c-870c-1e363aec0648.jpg


GG-4hy1aIFA

[jakespoppy]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/ef9491ad-9ed0-402c-870c-1e363aec0648.jpg


GG-4hy1aIFA

I actually kind of like both of these songs. Would that be a "guilty pleasure"?

[RichGem]

I actually kind of like both of these songs. Would that be a "guilty pleasure"?

And that should never be admitted in public.

[GDCarrington]

I actually kind of like both of these songs. Would that be a "guilty pleasure"?

Guilty
CfSZARFUvnM

[blackfoot]

Do pleasures get a fair trial by their peers before they are found guilty?

[GDCarrington]

Do pleasures get a fair trial by their peers before they are found guilty?

..

[Swampfox]

Somewhere, a dog has lost his owner.

[jakespoppy]

And that should never be admitted in public.Good advice. I won't talk about it outside of B&B.


Guilty
CfSZARFUvnMMy nephew keeps a sat radio in his garage, and always has that on a 40's music station. For some reason, it sounds great in that setting.


Do pleasures get a fair trial by their peers before they are found guilty?Who are their peers?


Somewhere, a dog has lost his owner.And in the distance, you can hear the lonely screech of a penguin missing his pal. :sad:

[blackfoot]

Who are their peers?

Other pleasures I suppose.

[KeNd0]

I was bored and came across another Springs1 blog. This reply to a comment had me in rofl.


I have been MARRIED since MAY 2002 YOU IDIOTIC FOOL. I have had in the past a 3yr 3 month relationship that the guy decided to move to another country. I had a year and 4month relationship in high school. I also have had a few dates after that relationship ended in high school. I also went on 10 different dates off the internet and met my husband on yahoo personals. He asked me to marry him in a little less than a month, which we were engaged a year and a half, then got married. 160 people were at our wedding. I had 4 bridesmaids. My point is, YOU ARE STUPID!!!!!! I am a sexy girl that can get anyone she wants. Some things that have stopped me from getting dates when I was younger are being shy and guys only wanting sex instead of a LONG TERM relationship. I NEVER would go up to a guy to ask him on a date, because I was too chicken shit to do it. That's why the internet was so cool, because you can get rejected without evening meeting in person. I am also picky with people that I had gone out with. I didn't want a smoker or a person that had wanted pets in their home. Those are issues I WILL NOT tolerate in a home I live in. Pets are nasty living in a house with their peeing and pooing. Smoking in the house would could give me lung cancer or heart disease even though I don't smoke. My point is, I CAN get people and even had offers since I've been engaged and married even. One guy at Wal-Greens was asking to see my ring, because somehow he didn't believe I was married. He wanted me, but too bad, I am HAPPILY MARRIED.

[blackfoot]

I was bored and came across another Springs1 blog. This reply to a comment had me in rofl.

Wow!

[jakespoppy]

Other pleasures I suppose.
I want those pleasures, too.

I now have PAD.


I was bored and came across another Springs1 blog. This reply to a comment had me in rofl.

I like the part where she says "That's why the internet was so cool, because you can get rejected without even meeting in person".

She must think B&Brs are extremely cool! :thumbup1:

[Intrigued]

I was bored and came across another Springs1 blog. This reply to a comment had me in rofl.


I want those pleasures, too.

I now have PAD.



I like the part where she says "That's why the internet was so cool, because you can get rejected without even meeting in person".

She must think B&Brs are extremely cool! :thumbup1:

I was wondering if the guy at Walgreens meant what she thought he meant. :lol::lol::lol:

"One guy at Wal-Greens was asking to see my ring, because somehow he didn't believe I was married." :blink:

[Swampfox]

I want those pleasures, too.

I now wear PADs.

:blink::blink::blink: TMI

[jakespoppy]

I was wondering if the guy at Walgreens meant what she thought he meant. :lol::lol::lol:

"One guy at Wal-Greens was asking to see my ring, because somehow he didn't believe I was married." :blink:
:lol::lol::lol:


:blink::blink::blink: TMI

:lol::lol::lol:

[Mr. Scruffy]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0911/dessert-november-challenge-dining-better-this-than-the-goatc-demotivational-poster-1258741048.jpg

[Swampfox]

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/7e97b48f-2342-40c6-a7c2-d6007abfb2e3.jpg

[jakespoppy]

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/7e97b48f-2342-40c6-a7c2-d6007abfb2e3.jpg

:lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

I was wondering if the guy at Walgreens meant what she thought he meant. :lol::lol::lol:

"One guy at Wal-Greens was asking to see my ring, because somehow he didn't believe I was married." :blink:

I was thinking the same thing. :lol:

[kfralin]

This whole guide is flawed. There is no protocol for "fly in the soup".

I suggest less dining at Denny's. Despite the deliciousness and clever name of the "moons over my hammy", it is notorius for poor service.

Not to mention racist....they discriminate against people who want good food!

[jakespoppy]

Not to mention racist....they discriminate against people who want good food!

"People who want good food" are a race? :blink:

I'm that race. :biggrin1:

[GDCarrington]

A company that should hire Springs1 based on this advertisement:

[Swampfox]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/21bcb805-12e3-4fb7-ba66-fc1e4ce8be0c.jpg

[GDCarrington]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/21bcb805-12e3-4fb7-ba66-fc1e4ce8be0c.jpg

Someone looks like they have done more than cerebral rising with these kitties:tongue_sm!

[Swampfox]

Someone looks like they have done more than cerebral rising with these kitties:tongue_sm!

This guy was in charge...
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/86d5dc2f-ef3f-4ab2-8c58-386e5f02801c.jpg

[GDCarrington]

This guy was in charge...
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/86d5dc2f-ef3f-4ab2-8c58-386e5f02801c.jpg

Oooo, that waskly wabbit! Huuh, Huuh, Huuh, Huuh!

[Duckster]

Springs1 finally gets good service...










126820

[jakespoppy]

Springs1 finally gets good service...

126820

:lol::lol::lol:

[blackfoot]

Where is my breakfast?

[jakespoppy]

Where is my breakfast?

I'll share my sausage, cheese and jalapeno kolaches with you. You can have Springs1's portion. I don't think she'll be back before tomorrow.

[RichGem]

Where is my breakfast?

Same place as it was yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that... in the refrigerator waiting for you to cook it.:001_rolle Oh, and while you're at it, I'd like some waffles with thick cut bacon.

[blackfoot]

Same place as it was yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that... in the refrigerator waiting for you to cook it.:001_rolle Oh, and while you're at it, I'd like some waffles with thick cut bacon.

Looks like we'll both be waiting. :thumbdown

[RichGem]

Looks like we'll both be waiting. :thumbdown

:sad:

[Swampfox]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/depression.gif

[jakespoppy]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/depression.gif

Let's see:
moustache - no
combover - no
sideburns - no
overcoat - definitely not

Woo hoo!!! I'm not depressed! :thumbup::thumbup::jump::badger::badger::jump: :taz::taz::taz::punk::clap::clap::a50::a50: :thumbup1:


At least not today. We'll have to see about tomorrow!

[blackfoot]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/this-is-it-zombies-halloween-lol-funny-tits-demotivational-poster-1286546218.jpg

[GDCarrington]

A Springs1 sighting :w00t::w00t::w00t:!

[kg4ghn]

A Springs1 sighting :w00t::w00t::w00t:!

:lol::lol:

[Swampfox]

A Springs1 sighting :w00t::w00t::w00t:!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/caption-this-picture8.jpeg?w=500&h=375

[GDCarrington]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/caption-this-picture8.jpeg?w=500&h=375

Mom, Dad, meet my new Mrs. :laugh:!

[Swampfox]

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/1284763698643.jpg

[GDCarrington]

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/1284763698643.jpg

Or a ceremony trying to resurrect Detroit one of the two :tongue_sm!

[Zephyr]

How to be a Good Server OR How to Convince an Entire Shaving Forum You're a Jerk

I think everyone here is convinced!

[Swampfox]

http://www.dirjournal.com/info/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/pripyat5.jpg

[GDCarrington]

http://www.dirjournal.com/info/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/pripyat5.jpg

The aftermath of Hurricane Springs1 :w00t:!

[Swampfox]

The aftermath of Hurricane Springs1 :w00t:!

:lol::lol::lol:

[GDCarrington]

Leave Springs1 alone boo hoo hoo she's only, uh, uh, uh ... :sneaky2:

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0805/jerks-jerk-jerks-demotivational-poster-1210610556.jpg

[blackfoot]

How to be a Good Server OR How to Convince an Entire Shaving Forum You're a Jerk

I think everyone here is convinced!

Mission accomplished!

[IronJohn]

Wow, did someone put a pea under your mattress princess?

[blackfoot]

Wow, did someone put a pea under your mattress princess?

:lol::lol::lol:

[GDCarrington]

Wow, did someone put a pea under your mattress princess?

Ah, it must have been a project that Springs1 was working.
Why, no one really knows, not even Springs1 :001_rolle:001_rolle:001_rolle!

http://princessandthepeaproject.com/PrincessPea_art.jpg

[jakespoppy]

Wow, did someone put a pea under your mattress princess?

Should have let that sleeping dog lie. Now we'll probably get a post from Springs1 about all the problems she has at hotels. :huh: