Ft: nothing yet

[prisondoc]

What do you have to trade???



I'm interested in obtaining a copy of the b/s/t forum guidelines. Can anyone help me out?

[JayKay]

Not enough posts to trade.

Check out the BST rules.

[prisondoc]

Nuff said.

[ouch]

Thanks for keeping a lookout, guys.

And prisondoc- we look forward to seeing you here soon.

[Mojo88]

Another Billy Preston post... with no offense to prisondoc..Nothin from nothin leaves nothin so you gotta have somthin...

[rabidpotatochip]

I have a copy of the BST guidelines I'd be willing to part with for the low price of $100. :biggrin:

[neverwhere]

I have a copy of the BST guidelines I'd be willing to part with for the low price of $100. :biggrin:

PM Sent with cookie dough!

[gunner6477]

I have a copy of the BST guidelines I'd be willing to part with for the low price of $100. :biggrin:

Don't buy from him...I'll let you have them for only $70.00.

Sorry to lowball you rabid, but I've got merchandise to move and these things are taking up valuable warehouse space.:lol:

[rabidpotatochip]

PM Sent with cookie dough!


Don't buy from him...I'll let you have them for only $70.00.

Sorry to lowball you rabid, but I've got merchandise to move and these things are taking up valuable warehouse space.:lol:

Ah man, I'll have to go down to $50 then. But only because I want that cookie dough. :tongue:

[gunner6477]

Ah man, I'll have to go down to $50 then. But only because I want that cookie dough. :tongue:


damn...nothing like a last second snipe to ruin your day...:mad:


:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[rabidpotatochip]

damn...nothing like a last second snipe to ruin your day...:mad:


:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Best sale ever. :biggrin:

:lol::lol::lol:

[sol92258]

Oh boy, here we don't go again....:biggrin:

[rabidpotatochip]

Oh boy, here we don't go again....:biggrin:

Nope, all done. I sold my copy of the BST guidelines. See, the guidelines were technically free, the $50 charge is because I'm shipping them with UPS.

[DrumDawg]

wait wait wait; i thought we were TRADING nothing; so i shall trade my nothing for your nothing

[neverwhere]

wait wait wait; i thought we were TRADING nothing; so i shall trade my nothing for your nothing
Well played, sir. To up the stakes I shall offer double nothing.

[thirdeye]

Nope, all done. I sold my copy of the BST guidelines. See, the guidelines were technically free, the $50 charge is because I'm shipping them with UPS.

Damn it, I got to the party to late for nothing again....:lol:

[davecmu]

No, you're here just in time for nothing, technically, because the nothing is gone, leaving nothing!

My head asplode...

[thirdeye]

Phew, than thanks for nothing.

[radaddict]

Okay wait. Before I offer my nothing, I need to know the condition of this nothing. Is there any brassing or pitting on the nothing that's being offered. What is the date code of this nothing? Is it mint? Is it NOS? I won't trade my nothing for just any old nothing. Is this nothing or is it nothin' or nuthin', or could it be the holy grail of nothing, the exceptionally rare "Gnut'n" (the "G" is silent)?

Gnut'n was made in olden times by Gnomes that lived in beer barrels. These gnomes were known as "Gowschbotato Gnomes." They produced 2 products: the low end gnut'n and the stuff of kings, "gnut'n whatsoever." While it is generally accepted that these gnomes disappeared many, many years ago, some theorize that they still exist today. These modern day gnomes tend to be larger than their ancestors and no longer live in beer barrels (but they probably would if they could). They can be seen on occasion sitting on sofas, drinking beer, watching TV and endeavoring to produce gnut'n whatsoever. The addition of TV is said to produce gnut'n whatsoever of a very high quality. These modern gnomes are sometimes still called Gowschbotatos in the old country. The modern interpretation is Couchpotatos.

Ah, so much to do about nuthin'! And to answer your question... yes, I do have entirely too much time on my hands. :biggrin:

[gunner6477]

I bet "wasn't me" was the person making this offer for nothing. I don't know how he finds time to post because he is at my house a lot to frame my kids for tearing crap up, leaving dirty dishes in the sink, spilling grape juice on the floor, and a host of other things.
:tongue_sm

[rabidpotatochip]

I bet "wasn't me" was the person making this offer for nothing. I don't know how he finds time to post because he is at my house a lot to frame my kids for tearing crap up, leaving dirty dishes in the sink, spilling grape juice on the floor, and a host of other things.
:tongue_sm

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." -- Phyllis Diller

Of course, I'm a much larger fan of history's greatest philosopher, Anonymous.

[Zeni]

Of course, I'm a much larger fan of history's greatest philosopher, Anonymous.

You should see some of the books it has written!

[dorenhagen]

Thanks.

[RichGem]

Well played, sir. To up the stakes I shall offer double nothing.


Just don't try to split up the lot. You can't divide (by) nothing.

[rabidpotatochip]

Just don't try to split up the lot. You can't divide (by) nothing.

Some would argue that Chuck Norris can. Or that using nothing but a cellophane wrapper and a tube sock, Macgyver rewrote the laws of math so he could.

Edit: Holy Crap! I passed 3,000 posts! Jeez, I miscalculated by 19 days...

[RichGem]

Some would argue that Chuck Norris can. Or that using nothing but a cellophane wrapper and a tube sock, Macgyver rewrote the laws of math so he could.

Edit: Holy Crap! I passed 3,000 posts! Jeez, I miscalculated by 19 days...


Whoa... congrats on the 3k+ posting. :clap: :clap:

Now... how did I know you'd be the first one to respond to my post? :lol:

[rabidpotatochip]

Whoa... congrats on the 3k+ posting. :clap: :clap:

Now... how did I know you'd be the first one to respond to my post? :lol:

Because I'm everywhere! :biggrin:

[sol92258]

Because I'm everywhere! :biggrin:

...even in/at/of nothing?

[rabidpotatochip]

...even in/at/of nothing?

Yes. I even occasion a realm just outside the comprehension of normal mortals, but I usually refer to it as B&B. :tongue:

[thirdeye]

Because I'm everywhere! :biggrin:

3k and not all about nothing....:biggrin:

[rabidpotatochip]

3k and not all about nothing....:biggrin:

Yeah, I'm a walking Seinfeld episode. :tongue:

[RichGem]

Yeah, I'm a walking Seinfeld episode. :tongue:


Why do I suddenly hear the footsteps of an approaching Lynchmeister wearing a set of brass knuckles? :eek:

[RichGem]

...even in/at/of nothing?

Yes, apparently he can even divide by nothing.

[sol92258]

Yes, apparently he can even divide by nothing.

theoretically, if one divides everything by something, it could be anything, but nothing would be as awesome as seeing something divide everything by nothing and get anything

[RichGem]

theoretically, if one divides everything by something, it could be anything, but nothing would be as awesome as seeing something divide everything by nothing and get anything


um..... yeah. exactly.
(Where's the "my head's gonna explode" smiley when you need it?)

:lol:

[rabidpotatochip]

um..... yeah. exactly.
(Where's the "my head's gonna explode" smiley when you need it?)

:lol:

If we ended up with such a smiley, I nominate we call it "asplode", as in "your head asplode". Anyway, as much fun as I'm having in this thread, I'm going to stop bumping it to the top of the BST now. :wink:

[RichGem]

If we ended up with such a smiley, I nominate we call it "asplode", as in "your head asplode". Anyway, as much fun as I'm having in this thread, I'm going to stop bumping it to the top of the BST now. :wink:

+1 (or possibly more depending on my current quantum state.)

[neverwhere]

+1 (or possibly more depending on my current quantum state.)

Schrödinger approaches!

[rabidpotatochip]

Schrödinger approaches!

Or not.

(Argh... that was too good to pass up)

[BrainBot]

Or not.

(Argh... that was too good to pass up)

Note to self, even the BST can lead to co-workers staring at you for laughing...

[sol92258]

+1 (or possibly more depending on my current quantum state.)

+ X ÷ 0

[sol92258]

If we ended up with such a smiley, I nominate we call it "asplode", as in "your head asplode". Anyway, as much fun as I'm having in this thread, I'm going to stop bumping it to the top of the BST now. :wink:

:eek::eek: sounds like something you might need to see a proctologist about

[RichGem]

Schrödinger approaches!

I was briefly tempted to post, "Has anyone seen my cat?" as a response. But, then I decided that would be just beating a dead horse. :tongue:

[Henrique]

:eek::eek: sounds like something you might need to see a proctologist about

Two words: Fusilli Jerry

p5ncsjMVzcc

[rabidpotatochip]

:eek::eek: sounds like something you might need to see a proctologist about


Two words: Fusilli Jerry

p5ncsjMVzcc

It was a million to one shot! :biggrin:

[Silb3r]

Can this thread be locked already so that it doesn't continue to bump down other threads in which people are actually trying to conduct business :blushing:

[Sabledog]

Can this thread be locked already so that it doesn't continue to bump down other threads in which people are actually trying to conduct business :blushing:

I'm sorry, those conducting business need to use the Vendor's section :lol:

Is this in the running for the longest useless thread? :001_rolle

[neverwhere]

If it is then I am only too happy to contribute!

Posting in an epic thread...:biggrin:

[Zeni]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=G_DV54ddNHE

[Hoos]

My pants are on fire.

That is all.

[neverwhere]

Well, since we're on a trend here...

awGxU4ysa7Q

[Zeni]

Well, since we're on a trend here...

That brought tears to my eyes. :c17:

[cr8n]

Never having used nothing, I am the proud owner of a mint nothing.

Up to this point, I owned nothing mint.

[davecmu]

Never having used nothing, I am the proud owner of a mint nothing.

I have recently taken up the hobby of collecting nothing, and am interested in learning more about nothing. Since you seem to be a collector as well, will you please tell me more about nothing?

[mightemacs]

I have recently taken up the hobby of collecting nothing, and am interested in learning more about nothing. Since you seem to be a collector as well, will you please tell me more about nothing?

You'll have to be more specific -- there's a whole lot of nothing to tell you about.

[atlguitfiddle]

Can this thread be locked already so that it doesn't continue to bump down other threads in which people are actually trying to conduct business :blushing:

Yes, please.

[Doc4]

Is this in the running for the longest useless thread? :001_rolle

Not even close! (cough)linux(cough) :001_rolle

Oh, BTW, the Nothing is free, but the shipping costs are gonna kill ya!! :w00t:

[RichGem]

Not even close! (cough)linux(cough) :001_rolle

Oh, BTW, the Nothing is free, but the shipping costs are gonna kill ya!! :w00t:


Oh? :biggrin: Not hardly useless, just ask Lynchmeister. And the "guess the movie" thread is much longer and truly useless. :tongue: :smile:

[Ookla The Mok]

I hate to break it to you guys, but Nothing (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/nothing/index.html) is available online for a very reasonable price. I may order a few and do an in-depth review, for posterity.

[neverwhere]

It's also a pretty cool movie: (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298482/)

zc8XXv3pl10

Nothing is so versatile. :001_smile

[gunner6477]

I have recently taken up the hobby of collecting nothing, and am interested in learning more about nothing. Since you seem to be a collector as well, will you please tell me more about nothing?

Yep, like most of us it starts out small and you hear yourself saying "Gee honey, it's Only Nothing" and after awhile you end up with huge "Gee honey, it's Only Nothing Acqusition DisorderS" (GONADS).

:tongue_sm

[Austin]

What's going on guys? :cool:

[Zeni]

What's going on guys? :cool:

Not much, you?

[cr8n]

Nothing.

[Austin]

I ate a salad for dinner.

[neverwhere]

What'd you have on it?

[Prince]

lettuce

[neverwhere]

No croutons?

[Austin]

Cesar to be exact.

[davecmu]

Yep, like most of us it starts out small and you hear yourself saying "Gee honey, it's Only Nothing" and after awhile you end up with huge "Gee honey, it's Only Nothing Acqusition DisorderS" (GONADS).

:tongue_sm

Gunner, are you telling me my GONADS will only increase in size and desire? Is that normal?

[ouch]

I am reminded of my 12th birthday, when I really wanted lasagna for dinner, but my dad had already bought steaks. Now, we could have just had steaks and I'd suffer through while everyone else enjoyed their meal, although it was my birthday. To be fair, my parents had spent most of the day taking me golfing at the local pitch & put, and then Dad and I went off to our favourite lake for a bit of fishing. That was a great lake for fishing since it was routinely stocked with rainbow trout, and there was plenty of food for them so they got nice and big. We were both partial to spin-casting then, although in later years I've become much more interested in fly fishing, and you probably wouldn't catch me dead spin-casting anymore. I really got into flyfishing in my late 20s, when I moved to a small town to work for this one particular fellow who happened also to be into fly fishing, and I think he hoped that if I really enjoyed the local outdoors I'd be more likely to stick around there long-term, as that town had a real problem in retaining professionals. Unfortunately, I didn't stay long, and ended up moving south to a much larger town, although I still go back there from time to time for work. In fact, over this past winter, on one drive there in the evening I saw about 7 moose on the road, including one that almost trotted right over into me doing 60 mph down the highway.

[DrumDawg]

wow

i was looking and looking on this site for something to read; and just think, i could have been here reading nothing

[Sabledog]

I hate to break it to you guys, but Nothing (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/nothing/index.html) is available online for a very reasonable price. I may order a few and do an in-depth review, for posterity.

"Nothing is as idiotic as it is brilliant."

[thirdeye]

"Nothing is as idiotic as it is brilliant."

Things that make you go "Hmmmmmmmm"....:lol:

[TimmyBoston]

I am reminded of my 12th birthday, when I really wanted lasagna for dinner, but my dad had already bought steaks. Now, we could have just had steaks and I'd suffer through while everyone else enjoyed their meal, although it was my birthday. To be fair, my parents had spent most of the day taking me golfing at the local pitch & put, and then Dad and I went off to our favourite lake for a bit of fishing. That was a great lake for fishing since it was routinely stocked with rainbow trout, and there was plenty of food for them so they got nice and big. We were both partial to spin-casting then, although in later years I've become much more interested in fly fishing, and you probably wouldn't catch me dead spin-casting anymore. I really got into flyfishing in my late 20s, when I moved to a small town to work for this one particular fellow who happened also to be into fly fishing, and I think he hoped that if I really enjoyed the local outdoors I'd be more likely to stick around there long-term, as that town had a real problem in retaining professionals. Unfortunately, I didn't stay long, and ended up moving south to a much larger town, although I still go back there from time to time for work. In fact, over this past winter, on one drive there in the evening I saw about 7 moose on the road, including one that almost trotted right over into me doing 60 mph down the highway.

The exact same thing happened to me.

[ouch]

Really? Doc4 tells a similar story, too. :001_rolle

[Sabledog]

I'm still waiting for the end of the story!

[neverwhere]

What story? :biggrin:

[Sabledog]

What Ouch had for dinner when he was 12....Very intriguing! Was it lasagna, steak, or trout? Did he disappoint himself for the good of the family, or satisfy himself at such a cost? Does he now regret his decision? Was it all worth it? :confused:

Is it time to go home yet?! :001_huh:

[neverwhere]

Oh. That story.

Sorry, I was too busy mindlessly adding to this thread I plum forgot about it. :001_smile

Yeah I could use some closure now.

[sol92258]

I am reminded of my 12th birthday, when I really wanted lasagna for dinner, but my dad had already bought steaks. Now, we could have just had steaks and I'd suffer through while everyone else enjoyed their meal, although it was my birthday. To be fair, my parents had spent most of the day taking me golfing at the local pitch & put, and then Dad and I went off to our favourite lake for a bit of fishing. That was a great lake for fishing since it was routinely stocked with rainbow trout, and there was plenty of food for them so they got nice and big. We were both partial to spin-casting then, although in later years I've become much more interested in fly fishing, and you probably wouldn't catch me dead spin-casting anymore. I really got into flyfishing in my late 20s, when I moved to a small town to work for this one particular fellow who happened also to be into fly fishing, and I think he hoped that if I really enjoyed the local outdoors I'd be more likely to stick around there long-term, as that town had a real problem in retaining professionals. Unfortunately, I didn't stay long, and ended up moving south to a much larger town, although I still go back there from time to time for work. In fact, over this past winter, on one drive there in the evening I saw about 7 moose on the road, including one that almost trotted right over into me doing 60 mph down the highway.

ummm, question: how the h311 did the moose get up to 60 MPH?!?!?!?!

[Zeni]

ummm, question: how the h311 did the moose get up to 60 MPH?!?!?!?!

Carefully.

[Sabledog]

I was so caught up in the lasagna and fish (thinking of steak and potato) that I missed the 60 mph moose! :lol:

[rabidpotatochip]

ummm, question: how the h311 did the moose get up to 60 MPH?!?!?!?!

According to the story it was going down, so I assume it was a rare breed of mountain moose that lost its footing and well, gravity did the rest.

[RichGem]

ummm, question: how the h311 did the moose get up to 60 MPH?!?!?!?!

Obviously a member of the Canadian moose bobsledding team.

[ouch]

A moose once bit my sister.

[Doc4]

A moose once bit my sister.

Oddly enough, I had already decided not to mention the moose that bit my sister. Moose must like sisterbiting ... :001_huh:

[rabidpotatochip]

A moose once bit my sister.

I once bit a moose.

[neverwhere]

Hah. I don't even have a sister.

[ouch]

I once bit a moose.

I'll bet.:001_rolle

[neverwhere]

I once bit a moose.
I'm sure he meant to say mousse.

[RichGem]

I'm sure he meant to say mousse.

I used mousse back in the '80s. :blushing:

[sol92258]

I used mousse back in the '80s. :blushing:

I once used the '80s as mousse for my moose

[ouch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwczIc4FNV0

[Zeni]

I once used the '80s as mousse for my moose

My Moose used to do drugs in the 80s, now it don't care what temp. it is.

[Sabledog]

Let's hope the instigators of this thread will get sacked...
Of course those responsible for sacking the instigators will inevitably have to get sacked....

[sol92258]

80's is the correct temp for mousse, unless you drugged-up moose is into grunge

[stobes21]

A moose once bit my sister.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

[sol92258]

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