5 blades - insanity!

[Jeftichew]

http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/index.htm

http://www.gillettenews.com/men/index_fusion.htm

http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/gillette_fusion_story.jpg

Now its got microchips, battery indicator, a razor on the back, and a $10 for 2-pack cost! It even has a light that turns on every time you shave called the "rip-off" indicator.

Sad thing is, I'm probably gonna shell out 20 weeks of Merkurs because i "have to try it".

[joel]

http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/index.htm

http://www.gillettenews.com/men/index_fusion.htm

http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/gillette_fusion_story.jpg

Now its got microchips, battery indicator, a razor on the back, and a $10 for 2-pack cost! It even has a light that turns on every time you shave called the "rip-off" indicator.

Sad thing is, I'm probably gonna shell out 20 weeks of Merkurs because i "have to try it".


If I were Shick - i'd say "screw it" and make a 20 bladed "super double platinum extreme 20" razor - just to piss Gillette off. Maybe add an integral laser pointer, and a r/c car conversion kit. :001_tt2:

[robofunk]

seeing this reminds me of how i once used the m3, then went on to use the m3 power, thinking that i was moving forward in the world of shaving.

i now know that i don't have to buy any "new trinkets." just old-school ones....

[Scotto]

It's interesting that it has a single blade on the back for precision work under the nose, etc.

I think the next logical step is to make one entire wall of your bathroom a matrix of razor blades, and you would shave by jumping up and down next to it.... :scared:

[Jeftichew]

Saw this posted on another board, thought it was pretty funny and worth sharing. Note the date - this was "published" last year in the Onion.

We're Doing Five Blades:lol1: (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930)

[Jeftichew]

http://greatinventions.tv/products/images/razor.jpg
http://greatinventions.tv/products/111.html

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More Shaving Power - With triple the shaving power of the leading brand, the Revolution’s patented twelve blade system lifts and cuts each whisker to bring you the deepest shave you can get without permanent nerve damage.

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In a small percentage of test subjects hair never grew back
Do not use the Revolution Tri-Quad if you are taking blood thinners
Do not use the Revolution Tri-Quad if addicted to narcotics
too funny:biggrin:

[guenron]

Saw this posted on another board, thought it was pretty funny and worth sharing. Note the date - this was "published" last year in the Onion.

We're Doing Five Blades:lol1: (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930)
My Goodness Jeftichew! Talk about a study in escatology! Gillette, the ???? a man can get?

[Jeftichew]

My Goodness Jeftichew! Talk about a study in escatology! Gillette, the ???? a man can get?

Wow guenron, I did well on my SATs way back when, and even I had to look that up!

eschatology (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=eschatology)

I suppose its time to start Shaving For Jesus (http://www.1911films.com/nothingspecial/shave.html)

[guenron]

Wow guenron, I did well on my SATs way back when, and even I had to look that up!

eschatology (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=eschatology)

I suppose its time to start Shaving For Jesus (http://www.1911films.com/nothingspecial/shave.html)
Jeftichew,
As seen in the lavatory of a local church:
Jesus Shaves Here!

[rtaylor61]

As seen in the lavatory of a local church:
Jesus Shaves Here!

Not according to the paintings I've seen!

Randy

[Rik]

Saw this posted on another board... Note the date - this was "published" last year in the Onion.

We're Doing Five Blades (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930)

I must say Gillette has lost my respect if Mr. Kilts' vulgar and offensive vocabulary and mindset is representative of that company.

[Jeftichew]

Um, The Onion is a mocking comical journal. Absolutely no truth to any of their headlines or stories.

Unless you choose to believe todays top story:
Bush Nominates First-Trimester Fetus To Supreme Court (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40512)

[Rik]

Oops. And here I took it at face value. :blushing: Thanks for cluing me in.

[Bill]

If I were Shick - i'd say "screw it" and make a 20 bladed "super double platinum extreme 20" razor - just to piss Gillette off. Maybe add an integral laser pointer, and a r/c car conversion kit. :001_tt2:
You forgot the T.V. remote & the cup holder!