You Know You Spend Too Much Time Here When...

[mark the shoeshine boy]

I can't wait to see these answers...........:lol::lol::lol:


mark tssb

[Prince]

I guess that means I let you down with this one. :biggrin:

[Ltltony]

you check to see what the person you are waiting for a reply from is looking at :biggrin:

[germ79]

you start a thread entitled "You Know You Spend Too Much Time Here When..."

j/k!:lol:

[crankymoose]

No time left to actually shave :lol:

[R-James]

you refresh the new posts button every 20 seconds just in case somebody decides that they need to announce the biggest sale of the century at 5am, and you need to be her 'just in case'!

[rabidpotatochip]

You get a hundred e-mails a day alerting you of updates to your subscribed threads just because you have to know what's happening. :tongue:

[LegalEagle]

When watching the news, Sportscenter, movies, etc., you wonder what methods the personalities/actors use to shave.

[Confuzius]

When watching the news, Sportscenter, movies, etc., you wonder what methods the personalities/actors use to shave.
Quoted for posterity.

Although I think that the true winner is "You have your post count reset"

[Bradford]

you start a thread entitled "You Know You Spend Too Much Time Here When..."

j/k!:lol:

Classic

[Mr. Gillette]

When you see the words "Marissa Tomei" in a post, and wonder how long it will take Lynchmeister to notice.

When the topic "How long does it take you to shave?" Seems vaguely familiar, as if it has been somehow covered before.

When you acheive 10,000 posts.

[denissawyer]

:lol::lol::lol:

[pibeandres]

When your girlfriend thinks you've joined a shaving cult.

[analog_kid]

You are wearing a beard and haven't shaved for close to a month but still visit multiple times per day. Now everyone really thinks I'm nuts.

[Jfala]

What do you mean, "spend too much time here?" I don't get it.

[thecoalition]

you start using the acronym YMMV in real life conversation ( you know....that talking kind)

[R-James]

You get a hundred e-mails a day alerting you of updates to your subscribed threads just because you have to know what's happening. :tongue:
:lol::lol:

[Sabledog]

you start using the acronym YMMV in real life conversation ( you know....that talking kind)

That sounds SO familiar! But of Course YMMV! :001_rolle

[Sabledog]

When you spend more time concentrating on this thread then the "work" you are supposed to be doing!

[WebGeezer]

No time left to actually shave :lol:

IMHO, the definitive answer. I'm sitting here laughing. Quick, some AV!

[Doc4]

... you buy shaving products just so you can post a review.

... you know Doc Mottern's favourite aftershave and Stauff's favourite everything.

... you know which Mod is a "hall monitor".

... they start making Smilies just for you ... :rik1::letterk1::ouch1::kyle1::letterk2:

[crankymoose]

you look forward to reading Ouch's post and seeing what you tube clip he will post next :biggrin:

[htownmmm]

What do you mean, "spend too much time here?" I don't get it.


Exactly what I'm thinking.


Marty

[ouch]

you look forward to reading Ouch's post and seeing what you tube clip he will post next :biggrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saHs6J0OXVI

[MotoMike]

when you earn a custom title

[Androclese]

You're logging in just to use the signature in one of Ouch's posts to listen to matzoh # 5

or ...

Your wife begins a conversation completely out of the blue with the words "You didn't even notice when I ..." and you don't know what she's talking about.

or ...

You actually know what your title will be the next time your post count goes up by one.

[_JP_]

... you go to the Northeast Ohio Get Together.

[Edcculus]

When you reply to this thread :lol:

When you are replying to this thread at 2:00 AM and you have a 9:00 class




when you earn a custom title
How dare you!

[rabidpotatochip]

when you earn a custom title

I'm on my second one... what does that say? :frown:

[kestrel]

When you realize you're taking up more of the medicine cabinet than your wife

Graham

[Androclese]

When you've decided to make B&B your browsers home page because it's just more efficient that way.

[Hoos]

When the only possible names for your newborn twins are Badger and Blade.

[RichGem]

When you're one of the top 5 participants in one of the board's longest threads and it has nothing to do with shaving (linux mint) and are in chat at 11pm continuing the conversation because posting is too slow.

When you wonder how many lives limecat has left and send his owner "cats gone mad" videos when he threatens to change his avatar.

When you've been titled "overly vigilant" b/c you review your posts so that you don't end up with a goofy custom title.

[rabidpotatochip]

When you're one of the top 5 participants in one of the board's longest threads and it has nothing to do with shaving (linux mint) and are in chat at 11pm continuing the conversation because posting is too slow.

When you wonder how many lives limecat has left and send his owner "cats gone mad" videos when he threatens to change his avatar.

When you've been titled "overly vigilant" b/c you review your posts so that you don't end up with a goofy custom title.

When you're embarrassed to admit you, too, are one of the top five people in point number 1 (after laughing at "those guys").

When you're not allowed to change you're avatar because people miss your posts and actually rant about this fact, in PMs no less.

When you can appreciate the delicious irony of getting a title by trying not to. :biggrin:

[RichGem]

When you're embarrassed to admit you, too, are one of the top five people in point number 1 (after laughing at "those guys").

When you're not allowed to change you're avatar because people miss your posts and actually rant about this fact, in PMs no less.

When you can appreciate the delicious irony of getting a title by trying not to. :biggrin:

LMAO

[mark the shoeshine boy]

when i put matching B&B cutains and cover in my bedroom....

mark tssb

[rabidpotatochip]

I'd say this is worthy of consideration: http://www.badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=491232 :whistling:

[ouch]

I'd say this is worthy of consideration: http://www.badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=491232 :whistling:

I think you mean curtains and carpet.

[Doc4]

When the only possible names for your newborn twins are Badger and Blade.

No, when you post a reply to that like ...

"hi, I'd like you to meet my sons Truefitt and Hill. "

... Wade and Butcher ...

[ouch]

Just don't name them Crabtree and Evelyn.

[Bluestaco]

When you install a camera on top of your monitor, displaying in another window. (...so you can shave in front of the computer...)

[bb557]

When, after reviewing the server logs, your IT guy at the office asks if you have some sick fetish which involves the slaughter of Mustelids with a knife:wink:

[rabidpotatochip]

When you install a camera on top of your monitor, displaying in another window. (...so you can shave in front of the computer...)

When you think wet-shaving in front of a computer is a good idea. :eek:

[Doc4]

Just don't name them Crabtree and Evelyn.

Well, it's better than Oingo and Boingo.

[Rexall]

you search thru the thread to see if there is any clue you can identify with as to why you spend so much time here!!:blushing:

[Kairtane]

When you're one of the top 5 participants in one of the board's longest threads and it has nothing to do with shaving (linux mint) and are in chat at 11pm continuing the conversation because posting is too slow.

When you've read the entire Linux Mint thread.

When your install of Ubuntu took less time than reading the entire Linux Mint thread.

Cory, though I laughed at most of the thread, you have my sympathies. I recall having many problems the first time I tried Linux. :wink:

[rabidpotatochip]

When you've read the entire Linux Mint thread.

When your install of Ubuntu took less time than reading the entire Linux Mint thread.

Cory, though I laughed at most of the thread, you have my sympathies. I recall having many problems the first time I tried Linux. :wink:

Hey, I've read the entire thing too! :tongue:

I have to throw in another one... You know you spend too much time here when using Linux or any mention of it makes you think of Corey.

[Kairtane]

Hey, I've read the entire thing too! :tongue:

I have to throw in another one... You know you spend too much time here when using Linux or any mention of it makes you think of Corey.

You were a participant, it was expected that you read the conversation. I read it because it was there. :wink:

While reading it, I kept visualizing him throwing up his hands in frustration, yelling "SERENITY NOW!" :lol:

[RichGem]

When the two people you talk with the most on line are a guy in a sable hat and a cat with a lime on its head. :biggrin:

[Ltltony]

When you know that Mark despite his 2,796 post hasn't said anything shaving related in over a year :biggrin:

[RichGem]

You were a participant, it was expected that you read the conversation. I read it because it was there. :wink:

While reading it, I kept visualizing him throwing up his hands in frustration, yelling "SERENITY NOW!" :lol:

lmao

[Henrique]

you check to see what the person you are waiting for a reply from is looking at :biggrin:

YOU CAN DO THAT? wicked! :w00t:

[Ltltony]

YOU CAN DO THAT? wicked! :w00t:

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:biggrin:

[solloron]

your boss walks by and goes "oh...badger and blade again...why do am i paying you?" :lol:

[masonjarjar]

..when you start talking about "shaving down there.."

:rolleyes:

[rabidpotatochip]

..when you start talking about "shaving down there.."

:rolleyes:

In two threads!

[Ltltony]

When, after reviewing the server logs, your IT guy at the office asks if you have some sick fetish which involves the slaughter of Mustelids with a knife:wink:

:lol::lol:

[Henrique]

Henrique Henrique is online now
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:biggrin:

At least I wasn't caught reading the famous "shaving down there.." thread :lol:

[Ltltony]

At least I wasn't caught reading the famous "shaving down there.." thread :lol:

:lol: I'll keep and eye on you :biggrin:

[rabidpotatochip]

At least I wasn't caught reading the famous "shaving down there.." thread :lol:

That would be one to add to the list... :tongue:

[Kairtane]

In two threads!

And a poll :lol:

[Henrique]

:lol: I'll keep and eye on you :biggrin:

Damn. Me and my big mouth....

[Ltltony]

Damn. Me and my big mouth....

It would make a great custom title.

[Henrique]

It would make a great custom title.

eerr... "Yes dear, i'll walk the dogs right now. this forum is pretty much still..."

(henrique has loged off):tongue_sm

[rabidpotatochip]

...You're proud of your new custom title, even if it is "shaving down there".

[thirdeye]

when you walk away from your computer seeing little blue & white badger light spots.....:w00t:

[RichGem]

...You're proud of your new custom title, even if it is "shaving down there".

And that's not asking for trouble exactly.... how??? :tongue:

[rabidpotatochip]

And that's not asking for trouble exactly.... how??? :tongue:

I'm not sure if I said it in this thread or another now, but experience indicates there's a temporary immunity between custom titles. :biggrin:

[RichGem]

I'm not sure if I said it in this thread or another now, but experience indicates there's a temporary immunity between custom titles. :biggrin:


Your experience certainly proves that. lol. But, it just can't be a wise thing to knowingly give the mods something to use. It's much more fun and rewarding when they have to work to come up with something. (Summer breeze....)

[thirdeye]

I'm not sure if I said it in this thread or another now, but experience indicates there's a temporary immunity between custom titles. :biggrin:

Lucky for some of us I guess....:lol:
I know I haven't seen one by my pic yet...:biggrin:

I'm so not worthy....:lol:

[Mr. Gillette]

When you come home from work, and SWMBO says "How was your day?" and you reply..."Not too bad. Ouch had some funny videos on, and Rabid Potatochip and Moto-Mike got into an interesting discussion on soaps and blades..." This conversation goes on for about 10 minutes, and only then you notice that she's gotten up from the table, put the dishes away, has gotten into the mini-van and has headed out for God-knows-where.

You shrug your shouders..."Wonder what HER problem is?" And then you see it...the TV...do you turn on American Idol, or the computer...do you catch up on B&B. Simple! American Idol will be recapped on the Fox news in the early morning, B&B will not. You log into B&B. The phone rings.

"Do you need me to pick up anything? I'm at Wal-Mart." You describe in lurid detail how many pucks of Williams to get, and a few 10 packs of Personnas, and some AquaVelva...and if they have some Clubman, grab a bottle of that, and some Thayers- not the lemon type...hello...hello?"

When she comes home 3 hours later, you've just gotten up from the computer. The house smells like vinegar, because you've just soaked a few acquisitions, and her cheese grater smells suspiciously like triple milled soap.

"Did you miss me?" she'll ask, and you say "There was something YOU'D like to read on DE leg shaving. Look how these things are coming clean. I'd say that was a pretty good deal for these razors, wouldn't you? Hey...look how I arranged them, right in the middle of the coffee table! Isn't that a nice display?"

(She's gone again...seems she's not listening to you.)

Then you hear a scream!!!!

"Oh," you say, running toward the bathroom, "Honey, I forgot to tell you...I turned the hot water heater up a few degrees. Hope you don't mind...I was reading on B&B, and I think I need to keep my soap warmer in the mornings..."

[RichGem]

When you come home from work, and SWMBO says "How was your day?" and you reply..."Not too bad. Ouch had some funny videos on, and Rabid Potatochip and Moto-Mike got into an interesting discussion on soaps and blades..." This conversation goes on for about 10 minutes, and only then you notice that she's gotten up from the table, put the dishes away, has gotten into the mini-van and has headed out for God-knows-where.

You shrug your shouders..."Wonder what HER problem is?" And then you see it...the TV...do you turn on American Idol, or the computer...do you catch up on B&B. Simple! American Idol will be recapped on the Fox news in the early morning, B&B will not. You log into B&B. The phone rings.

"Do you need me to pick up anything? I'm at Wal-Mart." You describe in lurid detail how many pucks of Williams to get, and a few 10 packs of Personnas, and some AquaVelva...and if they have some Clubman, grab a bottle of that, and some Thayers- not the lemon type...hello...hello?"

When she comes home 3 hours later, you've just gotten up from the computer. The house smells like vinegar, because you've just soaked a few acquisitions, and her cheese grater smells suspiciously like triple milled soap.

"Did you miss me?" she'll ask, and you say "There was something YOU'D like to read on DE leg shaving. Look how these things are coming clean. I'd say that was a pretty good deal for these razors, wouldn't you? Hey...look how I arranged them, right in the middle of the coffee table! Isn't that a nice display?"

(She's gone again...seems she's not listening to you.)

Then you hear a scream!!!!

"Oh," you say, running toward the bathroom, "Honey, I forgot to tell you...I turned the hot water heater up a few degrees. Hope you don't mind...I was reading on B&B, and I think I need to keep my soap warmer in the mornings..."

awesomely funny.

[ouch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUz2YMmiq0k

[cr8n]

When your girlfriend thinks you've joined a shaving cult.

... and you teach her the secret handshake.

[cr8n]

You are wearing a beard and haven't shaved for close to a month but still visit multiple times per day. Now everyone really thinks I'm nuts.

Matt,

Just shut up and drink the Kool-Aid.

[cr8n]

When the only possible names for your newborn twins are Badger and Blade.

... and they're girls.

(Beats Czech and Speake!)

[rabidpotatochip]

... and you teach her the secret handshake.

You taught her the secret handshake?! That's it, out of the cult!

[masonjarjar]

I've designed a spreadsheet to log my SOTD's.

Then I can rate them and remember what combos work best.

I figure one day I'll narrow my stash down to just a few soaps and creams.

Why keep around stuff that underperforms..

-Mason

[Mojo88]

When the first thing my son and I discuss is the new Mantic Video, how we were upset we missed a good deal on the forum and when the most people online record will be set.

[mark the shoeshine boy]

when you go back and bump something back up to the top again and again and again.....

mark tssb

[pibeandres]

When you post more than once in this thread.

[Must Dash]

Yesterday, I signed off an email to a client 'Best wishes, Must Dash'. (Yes, of course I noticed, after, I pressed send.)



Cheers

Jeremy

[Braden]

When I haven't even bought a DE yet and I am already reading this site for atleast an hour a day. Really want to make the plung but hold myself back every time I am ready to make an order. Too much stuff to buy as it is. I've got to say I'm pretty jealous of you guys haha.

[SobBill2]

you've seen this thread a couple of dozen times!

[pibeandres]

You setup an email address specifically to receive notices on updated threads and then set that email address on your mobile phone so that you can check up on them while on the road.