Girls?

[gage0921]

Thought some of you might find this funny...................For the festivities today I invited my brother and his fiancee and he brought along some other girls as well. There was this one though that was incredibley beautifull, I mean drop dead. Petite, long dark hair, about 5ft 5in, beautifull complexion with blue eyes :w00t: We were watching a movie while I finished up the brouchets and I noticed she kept playin with her cell. I asked her what kind of phone it was and if I could see it, she handed it over and I wrought a message on it that said we should hook up. Im usually more up front and would have said it to her directly but there were quite a few people in the room so I thought this was a good aproach. I also rememberd her number so when I got up to check the grill I text mess. her and said seriously and put wink wink....good idea I thought ( im not a pimp I just try :001_tt2: ) She wrought me back saying her girlfreind would not approve, so I wrought her back asking what the hell she was talking about. She then replied im bi......I felt like a idiot :a9: A couple of the brouchets that I made I did not devien or deseed so I mad sure to give her those.....lol

[mark the shoeshine boy]

I would have told her i was "bi" too.....she could be "bi" my left side and her girlfriend could be "bi" on my right side....

if that didn't work just say "bi-bi"

at least you served some kind of seafood ???

mark tssb

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[gage0921]

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I would have told her i was "bi" too.....she could be "bi" my left side and her girlfriend could be "bi" on my right side....

if that didn't work just say "bi-bi"

at least you served some kind of seafood ???

mark tssb

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[joel]

LOL..... I wouldn't have repeated that story :wink:

[gage0921]

LOL..... I wouldn't have repeated that story :wink:

You have to repeat those things.............there just to funny!

[rtaylor61]

Mabey you should have brought out one of your snakes!

Randy

[gage0921]

Mabey you should have brought out one of your snakes!

Randy

That was my plan but I already told ya..........she doesnt like snakes :biggrin:

[mark the shoeshine boy]

just the rubber kind !!!!


mark

[gage0921]

just the rubber kind !!!!


mark

After hearing this I was hoping for some of this :a22: :ladysman: ..........but oh well.........Im not through yet.........

[joel]

You never know..... maybe she was just using a creative way to turn ya down :c3: :behead:

[gage0921]

You never know..... maybe she was just using a creative way to turn ya down :c3: :behead:


Are you kidding.....................Turn down an attractive well shaven guy like me...lol Yea that came to mind and I comfirmed it wit my brother..........she deffinitly likes seafood.

[mark the shoeshine boy]

be careful of what you are cutting off....


did she look like this ???

http://badgerandblade.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=106

ask her if she is good in bed or does she snore ???

Classic line from an old guy !!!!

mark tssb

[gage0921]

be careful of what you are cutting off....


did she look like this ???

http://badgerandblade.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=106

ask her if she is good in bed or does she snore ???

Classic line from an old guy !!!!

mark tssb

To a T just not as exotic.........more girl next door.

[mark the shoeshine boy]

at least she ate the meat with a vein in it....


mark tssb

[gage0921]

at least she ate the meat with a vein in it....


mark tssb


:lol1: :lol: :001_rolle Says alot doesnt it...lol

[Austin]

Sean, you're killing me. :biggrin:

Good luck buddy. Move on.

[gage0921]

Move on.

I know I know :biggrin:

[Nick]

at least she ate the meat with a vein in it....


mark tssb

Hahaaaaaaaaaaa.. That noise you heard was the sound of mark gleefully skipping over the line!!! :001_tt2:

[gage0921]

Hahaaaaaaaaaaa.. That noise you heard was the sound of mark gleefully skipping over the line!!! :001_tt2:

:lol:

[mark the shoeshine boy]

i have a natural way of doing that all the time.......i hope I didin't offend anyone......:em2700:

mark tssb

[Nick]

Offend? That was the best belly laugh I've had in a month. :a14:

-Nick

[robofunk]

i caught up to this thread a bit late. almost choked on my food!
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[gage0921]

She would have to.....lol

[mark the shoeshine boy]

sean, you tell this story in the same "vein" tht I do !!!!:a19:


mark tssb

[gage0921]

We both have a sick sense of humor..... :001_tt2:

[gage0921]

A sweet turn down I think not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think now she just might be converted for good!!!

No pun intended> :001_tt2: