Talc? You have to be kidding

[Justso]

Ok shavemeisters, for those of you fellers who THOUGHT you had everything.I was cruising menessentials and there was a big banner ad on their website for scrotum talc. :ihih: And to top it off, what's the brand name on it? "Balla"

Maybe since Joel is the master reviewer, he can be the guinea pig on this project. The Badger & Blade Scrotum Talc challenge. :thumbup:

Pretty soon, on the SOTD pictorials, we're gonna start seeing "Balla" sack powder on the table.

Balla Scrotum Talc @ Men Essentials (http://www.menessentials.com/oxid.php/sid/ef883118aaa14dbf4f4b96211c063e0c/cl/details/cnid/-/anid/ecc43a971af7060d4.62742385)

Come on, you know you wanna try it..It's scented!!

:ciappa: :ciappa: :ciappa:

[Kyle]

If Joel does review it, I would like to request that he skip the pictorial.:eek:

[With The Grain]

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[mrob]

This is all troubling on so many levels.

[Harkonnendog]

Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome...

The dreaded "bat wing" syndrome?!? WTF is that? What if I have it and don't even know?

[Cutthroat]

A custom product for scrot sweat. Thats taking things to an all new extreme. Please spare us the reviews of how this tames the gamey smell of ones wedding tackle.

[Justso]

The dreaded "bat wing" syndrome?!? WTF is that? What if I have it and don't even know?

Which is more the reason why you need to buy it and try it! What if you do indeed have "bat-wing syndrome"? Maybe this is like hurricane prevention, stocking up on supplies to fortify the fort.

I mean, after all, you could be walking around with bat-wing syndrome and not know it until it's too late. Act now friend, while you still have time. :a20:

[joel]

The dreaded "bat wing" syndrome?!? WTF is that? What if I have it and don't even know?

LOL - *Warning - proceeding link is to outside source the "urban dictionary" and within said definition explicit language can be posted* Definition (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=batwing) #3 looks like the reference in question.

[JakAHearts]

I dunno about the rest of things, but anti-monkey butt powder is a LIFE SAVER when it comes to riding motocross. That, combined with some nice underarmor boxer briefs is the ultimate in comfort.

[htownmmm]

the world has 2 b coming 2 an end when someone somewhere is actually selling 'scrotum' powder. i know the 'net is great for finding products u want, but if u need this one, why tell anyone.? Men essentials has lost ANY chance of EVER selling me anything-just knowing any funds spent there will go into R & D for the ' new , improved' version of balla powder causes me to shudder.




Marty

[JMT]

I thought this is what Gold Bond was for.

[rtaylor61]

I thought this is what Gold Bond was for.

Or baby powder.

Randy

[roughrider]

So who's going to step up and review this product? :biggrin:

[rtaylor61]

So who's going to step up and review this product? :biggrin:

I'll stay with my Johnson & Johnson Lavender Baby Powder...it's a great "all over" body talc.

Randy

[guenron]

This is merely another example of man not learning from his history. I would suggest you look at this authentic product (http://heavenlyharvestinc.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/39?osCsid=addf2acc0ad4e7b167bb2262c1e0dea7) before you think SCROTUM powder is being sold to only titillate the senses..

[rtaylor61]

Ron,

There's a tin that you want to proudly display on the bathroom counter!

Randy

[guenron]

http://heavenlyharvestinc.com/catalog/images/crotchpwdr.jpg

I wonder if it's good for corporals and sergeants too? I have found the HeavenlyHarvestInc products, to be very good. They make a Country Gent aftershave bracer that is delightful to use.

[Kyle]

http://heavenlyharvestinc.com/catalog/images/crotchpwdr.jpg

I wonder if it's good for corporals and sergeants too? I have found the HeavenlyHarvestInc products, to be very good. They make a Country Gent aftershave bracer that is delightful to use.
The most fascinatingly graphic part is that it comes with a powder puff.:biggrin:

[Austin]

I second Kyle and request no pictures with the review. :eek:

[guenron]

While my imagination could run wild with "bat wing syndrome" I really wanted an authoritative definition. I was unable to find anything on the URBAN Dictionary, so I sought out the infinite knowledge of the BLOGOSPHERE. I was not disappointed and found these fascinating entries (http://www.tranism.com/weblog/archives/2005/12/scheaty_balls.html). For those of you disparaging this research, just remember we had a two or three day thread on how one handles ones cajas vacías.

[Scotto]

Can we let this thread die? Please? :18:

[Austin]

Can we let this thread die? Please? :18:

I second the motion.

[roughrider]

Third and final. Kill it.

[Cutthroat]

LOL - *Warning - proceeding link is to outside source the "urban dictionary" and within said definition explicit language can be posted* Definition (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=batwing) #3 looks like the reference in question.
Ah yes. I have hear of that move before. However, around here we call it the flying squirrel.

[SSLStudio]

Great Stuff you folks ,

This is exactly the stuff "Balla" what I need to get for a collegeau of mine at work. he stinks so bad its unbareable at work. unbelievable some folks dont care about hygiene "man ! I gotta breath the same air as you do Dude !

Another Collegeau of mine he goes out for a smoke alot a couple of times a day called me out to join him, I DONT smoke btw. He started complaining about this guy " I have given him a nickname "The Cloud "....

He needs 2 cans of Balla and 3 cans of Monkeybutt for sure.. :eek:

anyways when we were outside my collegeau started telling me this morning how he almost had to puke when he smelled "The Cloud " he told me rotting corpses smell better... (you can imagine i was laughing on the ground ! )

oh time for a nice shave on Saturday morning what shall I use ..oh diversity

[Limey]

Man...this thread gave me some serious giggles...lol!

[masonjarjar]

What the hell could this possibly contain that would be any better than regular old talcum powder. Really. Do we need a separate product to powder the boys?

No we don't.


And no Mason, we don't need to reply to 2-year-old threads either.. :lol:

[mhdagley]

Where the hell did this thread come from?

[jramire2]

The dreaded "bat wing" syndrome?!? WTF is that? What if I have it and don't even know?

Haven't you ever seen the movie "Waiting" w/Ryan Reynolds?

I like the description on the site - Ball Powder, we're not kidding

[R-James]

this has been drawn from the archives now aint it!

[Spacegeezer]

What the hell could this possibly contain that would be any better than regular old talcum powder. Really. Do we need a separate product to powder the boys?

No we don't.


And no Mason, we don't need to reply to 2-year-old threads either.. :lol:

Menthol.

But yeah, already available in the green Gold Bond.

[kongjie]

An actual product, by the way. (http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/)

Just in time for this thread, Gold Bond has a new advertising campaign (http://www.powdermyequipment.com/). Watch one of the videos.

[Spacegeezer]

An actual product, by the way. (http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/)

Just in time for this thread, Gold Bond has a new advertising campaign (http://www.powdermyequipment.com/). Watch one of the videos.

:bored: they should have hired the firm that Philips had for www.shaveeverywhere.com

[New2DEShaving_Montreal]

Way to start the morning...Can't wait to see Joel's review on this...I nearly spilled my coffee when I saw this thread.

"Also great for sweaty buttocks..."

NO don't kill this thread, my wife and friends need to see it first. :lol:

EDIT: The bat wing syndrome definition just made me spill my breakfast. Great! Now if I don't have a good shave, someone's gonna get batwinged today!

[Johnny Dale]

I thought this is what Gold Bond was for.

+1 on the Gold Bond!

[Unit 91]

I thought this is what Gold Bond was for.

Gold Bond. Such a great product. Like a thousand gnomes all massaging... nevermind. Just make sure it's not the foot powder. I've heard bad things.

[Ookla The Mok]

I found the Tingly Scrotum Talc for Men to be 20% more disturbing than the scented. Peppermint eucalyptus and rosemary oils for a tingly sensation. Yikes!

[mission of burma shave]

will mantic be reviewing this stuff on youtube?:eek: