Ode to my Mach 3

[TimmyBoston]

Dulling blades despite your shaking
Three of them for all the scraping
Redness, Rashes, pains and gashes
No glide just struggling against the masses
Tugging, tearing and slicing,
Leaves your face in want of icing
For how I miss my single blade
For it does not assault, does not raid
While this trio foe,
Full of fraud, fallacy and woe,
You are not worthy to be cast even into a garbage pit,
You trembling, dragging, hacking, piece of.......................

[TimmyBoston]

What a Piece of Junk!!!!!

Okay, I've been without a DE for short while now and I'm been stuck shaving with little nifty vibrating 3 bladed razor. :cursing:

Seriously, this thing is a piece of crap, bad cuts, irritation, RAZOR BURN, ingrowns, tugging, the cartidges dull quickly, whoever said those things last forever was wrong! You'll get 3-4 shaves while the blades are sharp. A Mach 3 can get you a close shave, but it comes with a price and not just those stupid cartridges your face will hurt. I cannot wait until my replacement parts arrive, I can't keep going on like this, I may actually just grow my beard back until I get a proper razor once again. I cannot keep doing this. :cursing:

[MarSellus Wallace]

Hail Tim. Nice piece of...

Question summarizing the entire forum's opinion: Why o why, Tim, don't you have a backup DE?:confused:

[Straight Arrow]

Dulling blades despite your shaking
Three of them for all the scraping
Redness, Rashes, pains and gashes
No glide just struggling against the masses
Tugging, tearing and slicing,
Leaves your face in want of icing
For how I miss my single blade
For it does not assault, does not raid
While this trio foe,
Full of fraud, fallacy and woe,
You are not worthy to be cast even into a garbage pit,
You trembling, dragging, hacking, piece of.......................

Don't quit your day job.

[Stauff]

Dulling blades despite your shaking
Three of them for all the scraping
Redness, Rashes, pains and gashes
No glide just struggling against the masses
Tugging, tearing and slicing,
Leaves your face in want of icing
For how I miss my single blade
For it does not assault, does not raid
While this trio foe,
Full of fraud, fallacy and woe,
You are not worthy to be cast even into a garbage pit,
You trembling, dragging, hacking, piece of.......................

Well said, Tim! I wish you a speedy arrival of a new DE.

[BroJohn]

What a Piece of Junk!!!!!

Timmy, you could always follow Magnulus' recommendation and use an electric.

HTH. :crying:

-- John Gehman

[Xavier]

Add to my list: get a backup for favorite razor

[TimmyBoston]

Don't quit your day job.

Wow, thanks Rich :thumbsup:

[Groundhog]

Tim, I sent you a PM re. a razor....