View Full Version : Ahhh... the smell of security in the air.
Christoph
06-13-2007, 02:08 PM
Here is a scent to help keep our country safe:
http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/dept_of_homeland_security
Ah, the smell of paranoia. Available in Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange and Red. (We regret that Blue and Green are temporarily unavailable while in the process of repackaging. Yellow is on backorder.) :lol:
jazzman
06-15-2007, 11:40 AM
"A President once said,
'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself'
Not it seems like we're supposed to be afraid
It's patriotic, in fact, and color coded
And what are we supposed to be afraid of?
Why, of being afraid
That's what terror means, doesn't it?
That's what it used to mean"
Randy Newman, from "A Few Words in Defense of Our Country," (c) 2007
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