Your shaving bowl is terrible - Part 2, the Poll

[probesport]

PART 2
Everybody's choice. I will start a thread with a poll of those 10 chosen ones to have everyone here degrade you to their hearts content and make you feel public shame as they vote on whos bowl is the worst. The poll will have an ending date (on or around 4/7/11) and when it closes the winner (loser) will get this wonderful bowl shipped to them, bonus points for glorious destruction of their old, vile, vessel.

This is the poll that goes along with the thread here. (http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php?p=2983385)

PIF of a vintage bakelite pedestal bowl (accessories not included)

http://oarenj.com/badger/bowl/bowl4.jpg

It's time for B&B to vote - who's is the worst?

1) Bluegill and his stolen coffee mug
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=154632&stc=1&d=1301529685

2) vigorous.elbows and his big ... umm, rooster? mug.
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=154918&stc=1&d=1301701507

3) legion and his toilet mug
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x146/dh10au/P1050372.jpg

4) vigorous.elbows and his little dinghy
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=154896&stc=1&d=1301681830

5) vigorous.elbows and his slice of bread
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=155029&stc=1&d=1301766872

6) vigorous.elbows and his bicycle seat
http://badgerandblade.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=155030&stc=1&d=1301767043

7) Crockus and his Menards handyman mug
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_UIZWBC7K3lQ/TZfcebUYWwI/AAAAAAAAAzc/yu8YT5CPkFs/s800/IMG_20110402_213234.jpg

[vigorous.elbows]

Oh man I'm so excited!!

[Vlad]

This is awesome. I'm voting for Crocktus so he can get that ugly, kitchy mug back in the garage holding nuts and bolts where it belongs. It's not even coffee worthy.

[mattface]

I voted for VE's cock, but i don't think most of his entry's should be allowed to count.

[vigorous.elbows]

I voted for VE's cock, but i don't think most of his entry's should be allowed to count.

I agree with this 95%.
The other 5% wants that bowl!

[PozzSka]

I voted for vigorous.elbow's slice of bread...

dude, you are cracking me up!

[probesport]

I voted for VE's cock, but i don't think most of his entry's should be allowed to count.

Yes and no, as far as averages go since there is only one winner and people can only vote once he may end up with less votes as some people have to decide on one of his entries only.

As I said it's all in fun, if it turns into something bad I will just burn this bowl in effigy. :w00t:

[vigorous.elbows]

if it turns into something bad I will just burn this bowl in effigy. :w00t:

The last thing I want is to foul someone's experience of the site/view of me.

I fully encourage anyone to speak out against me/raise a flag!

[TheVez2]

I voted for the rooster mug. It looks like the most narrow mug and therefore the hardest mug to create a lather in. You really need something wide.

[Crockus]

I voted for myself, cause I want a new bowl. If I do win I will make a video of me destroying my old mug, or I can PIF and maybe it can get someone else another win in another contest.

[coffii]

I want a toilet mug, that's awesome

[CaptainK]

I voted for VE's cock
Hmm ... nah ... too easy!! :lol:

[CaptainK]

This is awesome. I'm voting for Crocktus so he can get that ugly, kitchy mug back in the garage holding nuts and bolts where it belongs. It's not even coffee worthy.
+1 :thumbup1:


I want a toilet mug, that's awesome
+2! :laugh:

[vigorous.elbows]

I voted for the rooster mug. It looks like the most narrow mug and therefore the hardest mug to create a lather in. You really need something wide.

+1! :biggrin1:

[franz]

What's the most useless one?

You could "palm lather" the bicycle seat. So that's out.

Mugs? Horrible shapes, but I could imagine getting lather out of them. I actually like the rooster one, not for the shape (abysmal for lathering) but for the design.

The toilet bowl is the best lathering vessel of them all.

It's somewhere between the boat and the slice of bread, I guess. What a waste of bread.

At the end of the day, I think Rob (vigorous.elbows) has the required sense of humor to appreciate "the pedestal."

[Uli Kunkel]

I used a thick ceramic light blue and brown cat food bowl I bought at Goodwill until it disappeared. It held the heat really well. I think my wife threw it out when I was out of town.

[texaninkc]

i voted for the toilet bowl so legion can get the new bowl and send me his. haha, for some reason i think that bowl is awesome

[inspiringK]

This was an easy choice. All I did was think about which bowl SWMBO would be most likely to throw out if I kept it in the bathroom cabinet...

So I had to vote for VE's bicycle. :w00t:

[inspiringK]

To be fair, only legion actually has a brush that should be used with a Bakelite bowl.
VE does have the kind of brush that is best suited for use in a crappy mug.

Oh wait, are we only supposed to ridicule the bowls :tongue_sm

[The Pontificator]

I want a toilet mug, that's awesome

Ditto. Toilet mug is full of win.

[vigorous.elbows]

To be fair, only legion actually has a brush that should be used with a Bakelite bowl.
VE does have the kind of brush that is best suited for use in a crappy mug.

Oh wait, are we only supposed to ridicule the bowls :tongue_sm

Ouch!
:ohmy::sad:

I hope I got a vote after that one!

[The Pontificator]

I want a toilet mug, that's awesome

Ditto. Toilet mug is full of win.

[maxman]

Ugh, that Menards mug should be thrown in the trash.
:thumbdown

[vigorous.elbows]

Ugh...I feel so helpless!

[probesport]

Looks to be a good competition so far....

[vigorous.elbows]

I keep trying to add a "vote for my mug in this competition" type link to my signature, but it seems I have restrictions.
Is this something I have to level up to?

[probesport]

Yep, Its a contributions thing

[vigorous.elbows]

Yep, Its a contributions thing

I see!
I'll have to look further into contributions

[nemo]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/pennemo/Badger/CBubqwBmkKGrHqNk8Ez580kqGBNI0l1eERQ_3.jpg

from eBay

[vigorous.elbows]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/pennemo/Badger/CBubqwBmkKGrHqNk8Ez580kqGBNI0l1eERQ_3.jpg

from eBay

I don't know whether I hate this with all my soul, or am so in love with it my heart is trying to eject from my chest in a short-sighted attempt to get even an inch closer to this wiener-y god

[inspiringK]

So Crockus won (or, um, lost) with 18 votes. :thumbup1:
I think poles have closed right?

Technically VE got 22 votes in total, but shot himself in the foot by posting so many options that his votes were spread out too much. :laugh: Somehow I feel that VE is going to be more disappointed with keeping his bicycle seat than Crockus would have been keeping his gudoffal mug!

[probesport]

No winner yet due to the slow start it got pushed out a bit The poll will close when its all done.

This poll will close on 04-07-2011 at 11:23 AM

[inspiringK]

No winner yet due to the slow start it got pushed out a bit The poll will close when its all done.

This poll will close on 04-07-2011 at 11:23 AM

Thanks for the clarification.

[JackRapture]

I voted for the toilet mug. I know it's not a real toilet... but just looking at it makes me not want to shave... and that's pretty hard to do

[vigorous.elbows]

Oh man I'm so excited!!

I am less excited

[probesport]

The poll has closed, the winner is.....

Crockus and his Menards handyman mug

[vigorous.elbows]

YYAAAAAAAYYY!
Thanks so much everyone!
It is truly an honor to be the winner of such an amazing...

...what?

...Crockus??

...I see...

:glare:

[vigorous.elbows]

In all seriousness, I'm glad you won.
If you asked to trade my gallant [removed] for your tools mug, I would have to decline. You truly are in greater need.

ok...so what's a good shaving mug? What should I look for when purchasing?

[probesport]

I know someone with a Menards mug you may like....

[Crockus]

Thanks to all who voted for me. Now what should I do with the worlds most useless shaving mug. Ill let you guys decide. I can destroy it and make a video or PIF it to someone. You guys let me know.

[vigorous.elbows]

I enjoy seeing just about anything explode, so there's an option :001_smile