Awesomest Drink Names

[LinuxMintyFresh]

Browsing TextsFromLastNight I found the best drink name ever, and I wanna hear some more. That's where you all come in.

My top 5 right now are:
Tequila Mockingbird
Flaming Blue Jesus
Alex Trebek
Kick Me in the Jimmy
Abortion (I more or less like the idea of having to ask for one of these, eg "Can I have an..." or "Let's all get an..." but it really is an terrible name)

Now you guys!
Best drink names ever...

and...

GO!

[galopede]

How about the Belgian lager Mort Subite? (Sudden Death)

There used to be a real ale in Britain called Old Expensive. Always liked that name. Honest at least.

[ouch]

Piper at the gates of dawn.

[Crisp]

Monkey Gland

[TheVez2]

Sex on the beach! - does it get any better than that?

Three wise men and an A*****e

[Jwolf24601]

Sex on the Beach
Slippery Nipple
Adios Mother F@#$^*

Not a drink, but my favorite thing to order at a sushi place is a "Screaming Orgasm"

[Miles]

I prefer:

Sufferin' Bastard
Missionary's Downfall
Astro Aku Aku
Dr. Funk
Vicious Virgin

[M80]

Naked Girl Scout

[djh]

Cold Beer :001_rolle

[SafetyManiac]

...Not a drink, but my favorite thing to order at a sushi place is a "Screaming Orgasm"

Ironically, there is one. :thumbup1:

Vodka, Amaretto, Creme de Cacao, Triple Sec, and Cream.

[spindlecone]

Leg spreader:Corvossiar (SP) with a grand marneir float garnished with a slice of Orange.
Russian tank: 110 proof stoli with tanquery Float (very fine libation)

[ouch]

Naked Girl Scout

Are you Stauff?

[icedoverfire]

Pink panty dropper

AKA: Standard college drink

18 cans beer
1 bottle Everclear alcohol
1 bottle 1800 Tequila
1 1/2 jugs, pre-made pink lemonade

- ice

[Loric]

My old favorite was the Rowdy Mexican.

[Gaz]

Slow comfortable screw and Slow comfortable screw up against a wall.

[DE Shaver]

Not the most remarkable names but I like the following:

Iron Butterfly
Broken Down Golfcart
Golden Cadillac

[Hreafn]

Rusty Nail
Gorilla Fart

[danparker77]

How about a "Lunchbox"

Quarter of a beer mug of beer
Quarter of the same beer mug OJ
Drop a shot of Amaretto in a chug chug chug!!!

[Arrow]

Dominican people have a non-alcoholic drink called Morir Soñando. Or "Die Dreaming" Tastes like a coconut creamsicle. mmmmmmm

[rlandrews3rd]

Rusty Nail
Gorilla Fart

Greetings, Brother!

I'll add the Raunchy Ranger.

1 shot gin
1 shot vodka
1 shot Southern Comfort
orange juice
grenadine

[LinuxMintyFresh]

Got myself a bottle of Tilted Smile that I'll be drinking this weekend!

http://greatbrewers.com/sites/default/files/images/Tilted%20Smile%20Body%20Label%20Final%20cutout.pre view.jpg

[squirrel_nut_zipper]

I like horchata. But only in December. And only when wearing a balaclava.

[Elrod]

I can't believe the "Irish Car Bomb" hasn't been mentioned.

Drop a shot of Bailey's into Guinness.

[LinuxMintyFresh]

I can't believe the "Irish Car Bomb" hasn't been mentioned.

Drop a shot of Bailey's into Guinness.

In my neighborhood it's a shot of half Bailey's and half Jameson's. You're drinking the featherweight stuff, mate :lol:.

[thunderball]

Had one last weekend called "A Simple Death'. Wasn't very good. :thumbdown

[Jwolf24601]

Oh almost forgot

Harvey Wallbanger, one of the more tasty ones

[bradyarz]

a local 1930s speakeasy type bar has one called 'death under a tree'.

-absinthe
-chapagne
-grapefruit bitters
-orange peel

you're allowed one a night. the feeling it gives you is called a 'lucid inebriation'. i've never had anything quite like it.

[BladeDE40]

I had something called a Corpse Reviver #3 last night...Distillery 209 gin, Cointreau, lemon juice, St. Germain Elderflower liqueur, and a dash of St. George absinthe...very nice drink.

[Uncle Erik]

I always liked the "2,000 Flushes":

2 shots Blue Curaçao
2 shots vodka
Fill with 7-UP/Sprite

[SafetyManiac]

a local 1930s speakeasy type bar has one called 'death under a tree'.

I'm guessing you were at The Bookstore. :001_smile

[bradyarz]

I'm guessing you were at The Bookstore. :001_smile

that's the one! it's a great place.

[Mr. Imperial]

I always liked the "2,000 Flushes":

2 shots Blue Curaçao
2 shots vodka
Fill with 7-UP/Sprite

Though I'd never drink it, I think this is the most vividly descriptive name yet :biggrin1:

[Psicko]

I once had a beer over seas called Devils piss. Lived up to the name. Nasty as all hell.

Another beer that was good is called Blackened Voodoo. its made be dixie brewing company.

My favorite name for an all hard liqour mix up was called up-side down come and f**k me.

[Elrod]

My university's bar has a drink called Clown Puke. I haven't ordered it and don't know what's in it, but it is supposed to be surprisingly good (and actually look the part).

[SafetyManiac]

I’ve been debating about whether I should submit this one because it’s kind of graphic. This is a gentlemanly website, for which I truely respect, and I apologize up front if anyone feels it is inappropriate. I will be as discrete as I can.

It was a drink that was popular over 20 years ago at bachelorette parties and male strip clubs.

**** :nuke: Warning – May be considered offensive :nuke: ****

Bl@w J@b

1.5 ounces of Crème de Coco in a shot glass topped with whipped cream

The person cannot use their hands to drink this. The person is come down over the top of the whipped cream, grasp the shot glass with their lips, gently lift the glass, and carefully drink. The goal is to not let it leak out of the sides of their mouth and drip down their chin.

[_JP_]

The microbrew industry is probably the most competitive when it comes to creating off-the-wall names for their worts. I recall that it as a southern brewery that might have started it all by naming one of their beers Frog Spit, which became quite popular.

Last spring I was at a beer tasting that was the event before a showing of the 1980 version of Clash of the Titan's (Whut a night!). The winning beer was Dead Guys Ale.

[SafetyManiac]

The microbrew industry is probably the most competitive when it comes to creating off-the-wall names for their worts.

I've heard of a brewery in Montana that makes one called Moose Drool. I haven't tried it but I hear it's good. :biggrin1:

[dpm802]

Not a drink, but my favorite thing to order at a sushi place is a "Screaming Orgasm"At a sushi bar where I was ordering some take-out, I ordered an "Uni Shooter," which was sea urchin in sake.

When it was served, all the staff stood around my table to watch me drink it. I just wanted to sip, but they encouraged me to swallow it in one gulp.

BIG MISTAKE. I was not a big drinker, and that much alcohol in one gulp really took me by surprise and threw me for a loop. By the time my meal was ready for take-out, I stumbled to the cash register, and I had a 10 mile drive ahead of me. It wasn't easy getting home, but the sushi was delicious.

[bradyarz]

At a sushi bar where I was ordering some take-out, I ordered an "Uni Shooter," which was sea urchin in sake.

When it was served, all the staff stood around my table to watch me drink it. I just wanted to sip, but they encouraged me to swallow it in one gulp.

BIG MISTAKE. I was not a big drinker, and that much alcohol in one gulp really took me by surprise and threw me for a loop. By the time my meal was ready for take-out, I stumbled to the cash register, and I had a 10 mile drive ahead of me. It wasn't easy getting home, but the sushi was delicious.

that actually sounds pretty tasty.

[LinuxMintyFresh]

Came across this list (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/karl-kozel/cocktails-history-mixology-trends_b_710990.html#s147878) today, and I really liked the name "Velvet Hammer." It sounds oddly sexual...

[Psicko]

Love the Arrogant Bastard Ale

[wolfmanxiii]

Coco's SoCo Peachy Lime (a drink I made up and a friend named after an old nickname a girl gave me). I wanted to make a whiskey drink that women actually liked and could be refreshing as most whiskey drinks are heavy or syrupy and most women I know don't like them.

So I remembered that Southern Comfort is made with peach pits...mix SoCo (100 proof if you really want a kick), Peach Schnapps, and either 7Up, Sprite, or Club Soda or another similar soda with a sliced key lime thrown in on ice of course.

There is also the Caribou Lou: Bacardi 151 proof rum, Malibu Rum (coconut), and pineapple juice (this one is usually either blended with ice or served with ice in it). Careful though, this one goes down very easily for it's potency.

[moe lather]

PanGalactic GargleBlaster. From Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, but a real drink in my neck of the woods.

[wolfmanxiii]

PanGalactic GargleBlaster. From Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, but a real drink in my neck of the woods.

:lol: I was wondering when this one was going to come up! Kudos to you sir!

[mgm]

http://www.birthrightisrael.com/images/content/pagebuilder/34239.jpg

[wolfmanxiii]

Not sure if this has ever been done before, but this weekend I created a drink. I was tired and needed some energy, but we were at the hotel bar....gents I give you The Speedy Gonzales:

Take a double-shot of tequila pour it over the rocks and mix with a can of Red Bull. The affects were quite enjoyable...good for a quick drink to loosen you up yet give you some energy.

[LinuxMintyFresh]

Not sure if this has ever been done before, but this weekend I created a drink. I was tired and needed some energy, but we were at the hotel bar....gents I give you The Speedy Gonzales:

Take a double-shot of tequila pour it over the rocks and mix with a can of Red Bull. The affects were quite enjoyable...good for a quick drink to loosen you up yet give you some energy.

I think they mix just about everything with redbull nowadays.

[wolfmanxiii]

That's true. I was trying to stay away from making another "bomb", so I just mixed it all together as a mixed drink.

[Samurai-5]

Rob Roy
Gibson
Manhattan

[_JP_]

But is it kosher?


http://www.birthrightisrael.com/images/content/pagebuilder/34239.jpg

[RSC]

Brain Hemorrhage.

http://www.cocktailtimes.com/history/100th.shtml

[icedoverfire]

Brain Hemorrhage.

http://www.cocktailtimes.com/history/100th.shtml

Oh the fun my psych friends would have with this drink! :lol:

- ice

[Shangas]

I don't drink, but my favourite one is the One Balled Dictator, which was named after Hitler.

[Oglethorpe]

http://thefullpint.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/beer_oh.gif

It's named that way because it's a barley wine with high alcohol content. They serve them in six-packs but I get through about three before somebody should take my keys.


EDIT: Oh, I almost forgot. I went to visit my sister who was going to school at West Chester U in PA... there's a local bar there that makes a shot called the Purple Hooter. I thought that was pretty funny.

Mind Eraser anyone?

[Doc4]

I'll be a bit of a contrarian, but I like drinks that Frank, Sammy and Dean-o would be proud to order, not stuff that college kids order for giggles on spring break.

"scotch on the rocks"
"scotch & soda"
"martini" ... without having to explan the contents therof.

At the local pub, it's either
"pint of guinness" or
"pint of dark ale".


Otherwise, "gimme a beer" usually works just fine
if the occasion does not call for single malt or wine.

[Kilgore13]

But is it kosher?

Actually, it is. Certified and all.

My favorite drink name is one I came up with myself. I give you The Kentucky Rabbi, a shot of cheap bourbon chased with a slice of crispy bacon. Certainly not kosher, but very delicious.