No wonder shaving brings tears to my eyes!

[RF1963]

The following is lifted direct from a review of Col. Conk soaps on Amazon:

"To build a lather, Whip it HARD and fast for a good minute in your bowel. Make sure to add little drops of water every 15 seconds or so."

[kg4ghn]

:blink::blink:

I think I will stick to the normal method of lathering.

That's just umm.... err....... uhhh....... well it's just wrong. :lol::lol:

[jakespoppy]

The following is lifted direct from a review of Col. Conk soaps on Amazon:

"To build a lather, Whip it HARD and fast for a good minute in your bowel. Make sure to add little drops of water every 15 seconds or so."

:scared::scared::scared:

I hope there are no instructional videos to go along with this.

[Ol'Timer]

:blink::blink:

I think I will stick to the normal method of lathering.

That's just umm.... err....... uhhh....... well it's just wrong. :lol::lol:

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :blush:

[htownmmm]

:scared::scared::scared:

I hope there are no instructional videos to go along with this.

You and me both!!!!!


marty

[mdunn]

so thats what ive been doing wrong!

no wonder i was getting shi... awful shaves!

[kg4ghn]

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :blush:

:blink:

I think I would need a lot more than a few drops of water every 15 seconds to stop the pain...

Maybe a morphine drip... :glare:

[kg4ghn]

so thats what ive been doing wrong!

no wonder i was getting shi... awful shaves!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[GDCarrington]

The following is lifted direct from a review of Col. Conk soaps on Amazon:

"To build a lather, Whip it HARD and fast for a good minute in your bowel. Make sure to add little drops of water every 15 seconds or so."

This is not the way to perform a colonoscopy :nono::nono::nono:!!!!

[ouch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz6ACeOVrwA

[GDCarrington]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz6ACeOVrwA

I sincerely hope that is not the medical staff that will perform said procedure :tongue_sm:lol::laugh:!

[jakespoppy]

The following is lifted direct from a review of Col. Conk soaps on Amazon:

"To build a lather, Whip it HARD and fast for a good minute in your bowel. Make sure to add little drops of water every 15 seconds or so."

I really don't think the guy that wrote these instructions knew what he was talking about. I think he just pulled these instructions out of his a$$!

[RF1963]

I really don't think the guy that wrote these instructions knew what he was talking about. I think he just pulled these instructions out of his a$$!

Very good :lol:

[Go West Young Man]

Kind of bung-led those instructions, no?

[jakespoppy]

Kind of bung-led those instructions, no?

:lol::lol::lol:

[life2short1971]

I'll stick with Proraso .....

[jakespoppy]

I'll stick with Proraso .....

But will Proraso stick with you?

(Did anyone else immediately here that old Bandaid commercial "I am stuck on Bandaid, 'cause Bandaid's stuck on me..." when you read "I'll stick with Proraso?)

[DE Shaver]

I think I rather face lather.

[mdunn]

Kind of bung-led those instructions, no?

yeah, the guy who wrote it sounds like a bit of an a-hole

[BladeRunner001]

The following is lifted direct from a review of Col. Conk soaps on Amazon:

"To build a lather, Whip it HARD and fast for a good minute in your bowel. Make sure to add little drops of water every 15 seconds or so."

Hmmmm...is this before or after breakfast? no wonder that stuff stinks :lol:.

[jakespoppy]

I think I rather face lather.

Just don't decide to switch to face lathering half-way through the bowel lathering, or Col Conks might lose it's charm.

[Jasonian]

For some reason, I got a little imagery of a human soft-serve dispenser for shaving lather from the original post.

[Ronan the BARBERian]

The following is lifted direct from a review of Col. Conk soaps on Amazon:

"To build a lather, Whip it HARD and fast for a good minute in your bowel. Make sure to add little drops of water every 15 seconds or so."

You would REALLY need to get the funk out of that brush!