Hilarious Twilight Commentary

[icedoverfire]

http://www.bspcn.com/2010/07/08/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life/

NB: I have no idea if this is actual or completely made up, but either way its still good for a laugh!

- ice

[bradyarz]

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[JamieW]

Those are both awesome! I'm one of like 12 dudes that tried to read Twilight. Gave up about 1/3 of the way through. Gotta agree with my man, Stephen King, when he said that Stephanie Myers "can't write worth a darn" :lol:.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/stephen-king-on-twilight-author-stephenie-meyer-can-t-write-worth-a-darn/18406

[KarthVader]

If that story was true, I have lost all faith in humanity. And I think I'm going to vomit.

[natchez]

http://www.bspcn.com/2010/07/08/twilight-almost-cost-me-my-wife-and-my-life/

NB: I have no idea if this is actual or completely made up, but either way its still good for a laugh!

- ice

What a great little piece, very funny!:001_smile

[Leon]

Those are both awesome! I'm one of like 12 dudes that tried to read Twilight. Gave up about 1/3 of the way through. Gotta agree with my man, Stephen King, when he said that Stephanie Myers "can't write worth a darn" :lol:.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/stephen-king-on-twilight-author-stephenie-meyer-can-t-write-worth-a-darn/18406

Stephen King rules! :thumbup:

[Uncle Erik]

There's nothing better than Roger Ebert's reviews of the Twilight movies. I feel bad that the guy is forced to sit through that drivel as part of his job, but I suspect that he takes more than a little pleasure in skewering them.

[NightLad]

Those are both awesome! I'm one of like 12 dudes that tried to read Twilight. Gave up about 1/3 of the way through. Gotta agree with my man, Stephen King, when he said that Stephanie Myers "can't write worth a darn" :lol:.

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/stephen-king-on-twilight-author-stephenie-meyer-can-t-write-worth-a-darn/18406

To quote Southpark, “Every time a little girl’s ginie tingles, Disney makes money.”[In reference to explaining why the Jonas Brothers are so popular.]

The books and movies cater to the lowest common denominator of most young/tween girls; simplistic romance. Toss in the supernatural (which is widely popular these days) and boom, instant millions at the box office.


There's nothing better than Roger Ebert's reviews of the Twilight movies. I feel bad that the guy is forced to sit through that drivel as part of his job, but I suspect that he takes more than a little pleasure in skewering them.

That was a very good review, indeed. Link. (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081119/REVIEWS/811199997/1023)

Oh, and if you've not yet seen it, there is a Twilight SPOOF coming out in theaters soon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu3XujXdHmU

[SRock]

I think this was originally posted in the soccer thread:

The Twilight series is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.

[RichGem]

I think this was originally posted in the soccer thread:

The Twilight series is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.

Best review ever (of most current movies AND of soccer)! :w00t:

[Swampfox]

I think this was originally posted in the soccer thread:

The Twilight series is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: