single word story

[beginish]

an

[thirdeye]

outstanding

[grump]

alarm

[SRock]

from

[beginish]

Turkmen

[SRock]

and

[mretzloff]

Russians

[SRock]

rushed

[mretzloff]

to

[beginish]

church

[SRock]

so

[beginish]

prayers

[pspdonatelli]

& beer

[mretzloff]

are

[mitasol]

necessary

[mretzloff]

for

[SRock]

happiness

[beginish]

. Gin

[mitasol]

smells

[SRock]

like

[mretzloff]

grass

[SRock]

on

[beginish]

steroids

[mretzloff]

with

[Prince]

purple

[coyotewhisper]

lather

[beginish]

, yum!

[mretzloff]

Eight

[SRock]

hours

[mretzloff]

later,

[MrLastway]

someone

[mretzloff]

went

[MrLastway]

number

[blackglass]

three!

[mretzloff]

Green

[MrLastway]

is

[mretzloff]

the

[MrLastway]

predominantly

[damooshki]

requested

[SRock]

color

[blackglass]

adjustment

[SRock]

necessary

[mretzloff]

in

[thirdeye]

most

[mretzloff]

of

[xillion]

qwack

[mretzloff]

sounds

[thirdeye]

about

[MrLastway]

the

[xillion]

birds

[MrLastway]

above

[SRock]

as

[MrLastway]

soon

[mretzloff]

as

[MrLastway]

several

[thirdeye]

jets

[beginish]

land

[MrLastway]

. Nevertheless

[DFrancis]

, when

[MrLastway]

someone

[mretzloff]

was

[SRock]

smelled

[beginish]

by

[MASSDRIVER]

Eli

[blackglass]

, nothing

[damooshki]

pleasant

[mretzloff]

that

[SRock]

he

[beginish]

sprayed

[MrLastway]

something

[BrianL]

fancy

[MrLastway]

behind

[beginish]

himself

[SRock]

his

[MrLastway]

strange

[BrianL]

quirks

[beginish]

made

[MrLastway]

him

[BrianL]

anticipate

[grogals]

humungous

[BrianL]

pucks

[SRock]

of

[beginish]

Tabac

[SRock]

which

[beginish]

stunk.

[damooshki]

Ferrets

[mretzloff]

were

[beginish]

attacking

[BrianL]

, Elvis

[mretzloff]

and

[damooshki]

Batman

[BrianL]

daily

[capkanada]

with

[damooshki]

semi-auto

[blackglass]

espresso

[mretzloff]

made

[beginish]

in

[mretzloff]

the

[beginish]

bathtub

[mretzloff]

from

[beginish]

Pomegranate

[pal]

juice

[damooshki]

elixir.

[SRock]

It

[DFrancis]

tasted

[SRock]

disturbingly

[beginish]

like

[SRock]

burnt

[mretzloff]

cookies

[MrLastway]

filled

[mretzloff]

with

[wilsonent]

fruity

[mretzloff]

blueberries

[MrLastway]

and

[mretzloff]

fresh

[damooshki]

matzah

[beginish]

meal

[SRock]

balls

[rodeo]

stuffed

[beginish]

with

[MrLastway]

cabbage.

[mretzloff]

The

[SRock]

cabbage

[beginish]

stank

[mretzloff]

like

[BrianL]

brussel

[damooshki]

sprouts

[beginish]

boiled

[mretzloff]

over

[beginish]

kelp

[mretzloff]

which

[SRock]

rotted

[pauls51]

itself

[capkanada]

slowly

[MrLastway]

emitting

[blackglass]

feces

[mretzloff]

on

[oscarbowman]

the

[mretzloff]

very

[SRock]

hallowed

[mretzloff]

out

[damooshki]

spatch-cocked

[mretzloff]

cookies.

[BrianL]

Meanwhile,

[wilsonent]

the

[mretzloff]

group

[GoldenBacon]

of

[BrianL]

Clowns

[GoldenBacon]

began

[BrianL]

breakfast

[GoldenBacon]

at

[pauls51]

Tiffany's

[Doric]

to

[GoldenBacon]

talk

[SRock]

about

[mretzloff]

the

[MrLastway]

single

[mretzloff]

way

[GoldenBacon]

to

[damooshki]

lather

[BrianL]

tallow

[DFrancis]

soap.

[Medic_Coop]

First,

[GoldenBacon]

you

[mretzloff]

have

[GoldenBacon]

to

[mretzloff]

go

[oscarbowman]

the

[GoldenBacon]

big

[BrianL]

Lebowski

[GoldenBacon]

and

[Doric]

Preserve

[pauls51]

its

[csmorris]

aroma

[GoldenBacon]

with

[MrLastway]

yellow

[mretzloff]

spots

[DFrancis]

and

[mretzloff]

orange

[GoldenBacon]

popsicles

[DFrancis]

that

[GoldenBacon]

taste

[pspdonatelli]

my

[GoldenBacon]

globules

[MrLastway]

in

[mretzloff]

the

[SRock]

mix.

[mretzloff]

Two

[GoldenBacon]

guards

[BrianL]

raced

[mretzloff]

towards

[wilsonent]

Walmart

[BrianL]

the

[mretzloff]

way

[BrianL]

was

[mretzloff]

blocked

[Prince]

until

[mretzloff]

the

[GoldenBacon]

large

[mretzloff]

elephant

[GoldenBacon]

named

[Umbranaut]

Tumbleweed

[mretzloff]

by

[GoldenBacon]

knight

[coyotewhisper]

Rudy

[mretzloff]

of

[GoldenBacon]

Harrogate

[mretzloff]

the

[GoldenBacon]

third.

[blackglass]

Tumbleweed,

[Umbranaut]

swirled

[csmorris]

longingly

[Medic_Coop]

toward

[pauls51]

his

[GoldenBacon]

faithful

[Umbranaut]

companion

[MrLastway]

who

[GoldenBacon]

quickly

[Umbranaut]

fondled

[mretzloff]

the

[Umbranaut]

drawbridge.

[mretzloff]

From

[damooshki]

yonder

[BrianL]

window

[pspdonatelli]

:pirate: Pirates

[GoldenBacon]

were

[mretzloff]

there

[GoldenBacon]

digging

[mretzloff]

the

[BrianL]

scenery

[mretzloff]

was

[Umbranaut]

one

[mretzloff]

from

[GoldenBacon]

the

[mretzloff]

evening

[BrianL]

shades

[mretzloff]

that

[BrianL]

grew

[pal]

out

[Umbranaut]

from

[SRock]

beneath

[GoldenBacon]

the

[mretzloff]

ground.

[oscarbowman]

Way

[mretzloff]

too

[oscarbowman]

far

[mretzloff]

from

[Umbranaut]

sunlight.

[SRock]

The

[blackglass]

irreverent