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12-29-2010, 06:16 PM
Chuck Norris KNOWS how high 'up' is.
Chuck Norris knows EXACTLY how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
12-29-2010, 10:10 PM
Dozens of toy factory workers were killed due to Chuck Norris action figures having a Chuck Norris approved roundhouse kick.
01-02-2011, 11:26 AM
Chuck Norris can peel an apple bare-handed
01-02-2011, 12:05 PM
Chuck Norris says all roads lead to pain.
01-11-2011, 02:10 PM
Chuck Norris wasn't born. He was unleashed.
01-11-2011, 02:19 PM
Shameless copy from a recent satellite TV ad:
"Chuck Norris makes onions cry."
01-26-2011, 02:18 PM
Chuck Norris does not want to be deleted.
01-26-2011, 02:21 PM
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for talking the name of what he calls the universe.
01-29-2011, 11:21 AM
Chuck Norris considers the Three Laws of Thermodynanics to be quaint suggestions.
01-29-2011, 11:25 AM
The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?? Believe me, Chuck Norris is certain.
01-29-2011, 11:27 AM
You can run from Chuck Norris but you will just die tired.
01-29-2011, 06:49 PM
When Cuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
01-29-2011, 09:22 PM
Someone once told Chuck Norris that time travel was impossible, he just laughed and round house kicked them one week into the future to prove it.
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