Chuck Norris Quotes, pics etc. All things Chuck!

[GFlanagan3]

Chuck Norris KNOWS how high 'up' is.


Chuck Norris knows EXACTLY how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

[DFrancis]

Dozens of toy factory workers were killed due to Chuck Norris action figures having a Chuck Norris approved roundhouse kick.

[Vic Mackey]

Chuck Norris can peel an apple bare-handed

[instpasr]

Chuck Norris says all roads lead to pain.

[Ethan.Bassist.]

Chuck Norris wasn't born. He was unleashed.

[rajagra]

Shameless copy from a recent satellite TV ad:

"Chuck Norris makes onions cry."

[DFrancis]

Chuck Norris does not want to be deleted.

[Dustinl]

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for talking the name of what he calls the universe.



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[Todd Price]

Chuck Norris considers the Three Laws of Thermodynanics to be quaint suggestions.

[Todd Price]

The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?? Believe me, Chuck Norris is certain.

[Todd Price]

You can run from Chuck Norris but you will just die tired.

[Dustinl]

When Cuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.



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[instpasr]

Someone once told Chuck Norris that time travel was impossible, he just laughed and round house kicked them one week into the future to prove it.