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Bertilak
04-02-2010, 09:05 AM
The Obama administration today announced that since the president was too busy to participate in yesterday's festivities, by executive decree, he has extended "April Fools" day to include April 2nd.

The president says he may need to extend it even further as he has quite a few surprises for us he has yet to get to!

SpyvSpy
04-02-2010, 09:13 AM
:lol: I think I've seen as much as I can handle...is he out of office yet?

Duckster
04-02-2010, 09:30 AM
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Trigger
04-02-2010, 09:54 AM
96654

Now that's funny. Or it would be if it wasn't true.

SpyvSpy
04-02-2010, 09:55 AM
96654

This just made my day :lol:

Stubblefield
04-02-2010, 05:17 PM
The president says he may need to extend it even further as he has quite a few surprises for us he has yet to get to!He may need to make it retroactive to Jan 20, 2009 then.

raisindot
04-02-2010, 07:01 PM
:lol: I think I've seen as much as I can handle...is he out of office yet?

Nope. 120,000 new jobs this month...improving economy...affordable healthcare...missile reduction in Russia...restoration of taxes on billionaires...ending of Iraq war...reform of the financial industry...sorry, but you're going to have SIX MORE YEARS OF HIM, WOOAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!

:lol:

Jeff in Boston

Razdict
04-02-2010, 07:09 PM
More salty goodness.

Bertilak
04-02-2010, 07:11 PM
Nope. 120,000 new jobs this month...improving economy...affordable healthcare...missile reduction in Russia...restoration of taxes on billionaires...ending of Iraq war...reform of the financial industry...sorry, but you're going to have SIX MORE YEARS OF HIM, WOOAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!

:lol:

Jeff in Boston

50,000 of those jobs are census takers. The rest are below projections so it is really bad economic news.

Taxes are going up for everyone who actually pays taxes.

Health care costs are going up dramatically. Was it AT&T who said it was going to cost them 1 Billion dollars?

Real reform of the financial industry would be to eliminate the quasi-government agencies that caused the melt down in the first place -- FANNIE-MAE and FREDDY MAC.

I am not sure if I hope or believe enough people understand that.

EDIT: The major European economies (heavily socialized) have been growing at about 1.5% per year over the past decade or so whereas the US economy grew at double that rate. Two of my financial advisors say that the increased socialization of the US will drive our economic growth rate down to that of the European economies and I need to take that into account when projecting my retirement income. HINT! find less regulated economies to invest in.

I'm sure I am not alone in this. Those who will get hurt the most are those in less fortunate positions than I am in.

Obsessed
04-02-2010, 07:26 PM
Two of my financial advisors say that the increased socialization of the US will drive our economic growth rate down to that of the European economies and I need to take that into account when projecting my retirement income. HINT! find less regulated economies to invest in.

You're in luck! I'm going to forward you this e-mail I got from a guy in Nigeria.

kprincehouse
04-02-2010, 07:29 PM
I like you guys way too much to tell you how wrong you are :laugh:

Austin
04-02-2010, 07:29 PM
You're in luck! I'm going to forward you this e-mail I got from a guy in Nigeria.

:lol::lol::lol:

davecmu
04-02-2010, 07:36 PM
You're in luck! I'm going to forward you this e-mail I got from a guy in Nigeria.

I'm staying out of the politics of this thread, but that reply was really funny all on its own. Zing! :lol::lol:

DavyRay
04-02-2010, 07:43 PM
Oh, I'm new here, but if you guys want to talk politics, I'm game.
Let's talk about guns, abortion, militias, Afghanistan, terrorists, and Cheney.

I wonder if Gloria Steinem shaves her bikini line using a straight razor?
If so, does she use Witch Hazel, or Bay Rum?

You tell me.

Austin
04-02-2010, 07:51 PM
Oh, I'm new here, but if you guys want to talk politics, I'm game.
Let's talk about guns, abortion, militias, Afghanistan, terrorists, and Cheney.

I wonder if Gloria Steinem shaves her bikini line using a straight razor?
If so, does she use Witch Hazel, or Bay Rum?

You tell me.

Sorry bud. This is the clown house forum. We keep things light and fun. There is no room for controversy on this forum.

xriley
04-02-2010, 07:57 PM
96654

That is really funny.


Nope. 120,000 new jobs this month...improving economy...affordable healthcare...missile reduction in Russia...restoration of taxes on billionaires...ending of Iraq war...reform of the financial industry...sorry, but you're going to have SIX MORE YEARS OF HIM, WOOAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!

:lol:

Jeff in Boston

You forgot to add that he is balancing the budget too!!!!!


Oh wait I forgot, I doubt the guy can't even balance his own check book, much less that of a country. His method of just throw other people's money at the problem and it will go away will only work for so long. Once China gets majority share of the US then they will show him how to really run a so......t government.

Swampfox
04-03-2010, 04:19 AM
This thread is fishy. :001_rolle:lol:

dwestenk
04-03-2010, 05:53 AM
... We keep things light and fun. ...

Now that's funny!

The Nid Hog
04-03-2010, 06:00 AM
Hey, this is some funny stuff--I totally got what you were doing with that photoshopped Three Stooges thing. I hope that you guys have another twenty years of inspiration!

DeanoG
04-03-2010, 12:55 PM
Hey, wait a minute. I thought the whole, national healthcare agenda WAS the April Fools' Day joke. Errrrr......:a31:

Bright (Satin) Futur
04-03-2010, 12:59 PM
He may need to make it retroactive to Jan 20, 2009 then.

By executive order of course. Right? LOL!

Bertilak
04-03-2010, 01:53 PM
Hey, wait a minute. I thought the whole, national healthcare agenda WAS the April Fools' Day joke. Errrrr......:a31:

Well, Obama was right about one thing. Now we all DO understand that we ARE in dire need of health care reform.