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RexHavoc
03-20-2010, 05:31 PM
In Heaven, the police are British, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian, and it is organized and run by the Swiss.........
noxlord
03-20-2010, 05:59 PM
ahmen !!
blackfoot
03-20-2010, 06:00 PM
:lol::lol:
luvmysuper
03-20-2010, 08:32 PM
In Heaven, the police are British, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian, and it is organized and run by the Swiss.........

In Hell, the police are Italian, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss, and it is organized and run by the French....
Argonaut
03-20-2010, 09:55 PM
In Heaven, the police are British, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian, and it is organized and run by the Swiss.........

And all the women are Brazillian.:001_tt1:
JPM
03-22-2010, 08:33 AM
In Hell, the police are Italian, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss, and it is organized and run by the French....

And all the women are former East German power lifters. :w00t:
Walt Whitman
03-22-2010, 08:35 AM
In Hell, the police are Italian, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss, and it is organized and run by the French....

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Sheer Genius!!
moonshine44
03-22-2010, 08:41 AM
In Hell, the police are Italian, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss, and it is organized and run by the French....

I read that somewhere...
wimbouman
03-22-2010, 10:35 AM
.. and all the razors are hand built by King C. Gillette himself!

http://otal.umd.edu/~vg/amst205.F96/vj68/gillette.jpg

W
blackfoot
03-22-2010, 11:23 AM
And our 8 hour an day job is to be on B&B!
JPM
03-22-2010, 01:00 PM
And our 8 hour an day job is to be on B&B!

What? Only 8 hours. I want OT!:lol:
Mr. Scruffy
03-22-2010, 06:37 PM
In Heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here.
And when we're gone from here, all our friends will be drinking all the beer!!
Chimensch
03-22-2010, 08:41 PM
I read that somewhere...

I heard it in the form of a joke, The Best and Worst of Europe:

Best: English Policeman, French Cook, German Auto Mechanic and Italian Mistriess.

Worst: English Cook, French Policeman, German Mistress and Italian Auto Mechanic.