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Chickpea McGee
03-08-2010, 02:21 PM
Apparently, people need to be warned. Well, at least this lady (http://keysnews.com/node/21349)in Florida does:


Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said.

What is crazier, the fact that she was shaving her privates while driving, or that her ex-husband was helping so that she would be "presentable" to her new boyfriend?

Things that make you go hmm... :blushing:
Blondie
03-08-2010, 02:27 PM
What is crazier, the fact that she was shaving her privates while driving, or that her ex-husband was helping so that she would be "presentable" to her new boyfriend?

Things that make you go hmm... :blushing:

Hmmmm, maybe by marrying her off he gets out of paying alimony?
moonshine44
03-08-2010, 02:30 PM
Hmmmm, maybe by marrying her off he gets out of paying alimony?

:lol::lol::lol:
xivex
03-08-2010, 02:37 PM
LOL.. What a story! :lol:
Shaving_Grace
03-08-2010, 02:38 PM
That's hilarious!
JPM
03-08-2010, 02:52 PM
Hmmmm, maybe by marrying her off he gets out of paying alimony?

I'm betting on that one!:lol:
ajkimmins
03-08-2010, 02:56 PM
What I don't get is why didn't he just drive???:blink:
JCD
03-08-2010, 03:13 PM
Straight, DE, cartridge, electric? They never give out the important information. :lol:
Geordon
03-08-2010, 03:34 PM
What I don't get is why didn't he just drive???:blink:

Especially since she was suspended and supposed to have impounded her car. Obviously, critical thinking skills are slightly out of whack with this group. Oh, did you notice that there were people in the back seat while she was trimming the hedge? :blink:

I hope she doesn't have kids. That gene pool needs a little chlorine, IMNSHO
RichGem
03-08-2010, 03:38 PM
Dollars to donuts, she's related to the McDonald's coffee woman.
ajkimmins
03-08-2010, 03:47 PM
Especially since she was suspended and supposed to have impounded her car. Obviously, critical thinking skills are slightly out of whack with this group. Oh, did you notice that there were people in the back seat while she was trimming the hedge? :blink:

I hope she doesn't have kids. That gene pool needs a little chlorine, IMNSHO

That was the truck with people in the back seat...
pauls51
03-08-2010, 03:51 PM
Hahaha.. Not the sharpest tool in the shed!
troy1979
03-08-2010, 04:20 PM
holy sh**
craig87c
03-08-2010, 04:32 PM
Oh, so THAT'S why I got pulled over last week! The officer just walked up to the window, looked down, and left. It was the strangest thing! :001_rolle

You seriously need to be put down if you think that shaving your crotch while driving is a good idea- whether or not your ex-husband is helping you drive you to your new lover's place.



Apparently, people need to be warned. Well, at least this lady (http://keysnews.com/node/21349)in Florida does:



What is crazier, the fact that she was shaving her privates while driving, or that her ex-husband was helping so that she would be "presentable" to her new boyfriend?

Things that make you go hmm... :blushing:
kg4ghn
03-08-2010, 05:59 PM
Oh, so THAT'S why I got pulled over last week! The officer just walked up to the window, looked down, and left. It was the strangest thing! :001_rolle

You seriously need to be put down if you think that shaving your crotch while driving is a good idea- whether or not your ex-husband is helping you drive you to your new lover's place.

I like my junk too much to even consider doing that. Even if I was in the back seat. One bump in the road...
taprater
03-08-2010, 06:02 PM
Dollars to donuts, she's related to the McDonald's coffee woman.

+1 and just when I thought the world had gone totally mad someone else has to push that bar just a little further... :blink:
ctakim
03-08-2010, 06:11 PM
This story would have made a great opening sentence to a very bad novel!!! Oh, I hope at least she was shaving with a straight!!!
jjjackso
03-08-2010, 06:15 PM
hahahahahahhahahahahaha. That is so stupid i am speechless.
Leche
03-08-2010, 06:19 PM
http://www.buddytv.com/artist-photos/Jerry%20Springer-396/Jerry%20Springer-2089388.jpg???
Topgumby
03-08-2010, 06:52 PM
She should have driven a 1978 Royale Deluxe II. (http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi3907977241/)
blackfoot
03-08-2010, 06:56 PM
I don't even know what to say. :blink:
ouch
03-08-2010, 06:57 PM
She should have driven a 1978 Royale Deluxe II. (http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi3907977241/)

Poifect!
JPM
03-08-2010, 10:07 PM
I can only imagine the phone call to the boyfriend. Honey, we got in a fender bender and the kitty died! :w00t:
Confuzius
03-09-2010, 05:29 AM
Somehow I'm inclined to believe that in this case: ex-huxband = pimp and boyfriend = customer...
Ru4scuba?
03-09-2010, 05:45 AM
Only in Florida! (I can say this being a former resident :smile:)
Duamuteffe
03-09-2010, 09:22 AM
Wow. Just...wow. Some people are so dim you wonder how they're still breathing.

Also, I'm good friends with my ex-husband, but geeze Louise, one has to draw the line somewhere, and that line is some distance from my undergarments!
information junkie
03-09-2010, 09:42 AM
I like my junk too much to even consider doing that. Even if I was in the back seat. One bump in the road...
i should not have read this one. bad image go away.

I can only imagine the phone call to the boyfriend. Honey, we got in a fender bender and the kitty died! :w00t:
:lol::lol:
dod.e.ratherwell
03-15-2010, 10:15 PM
I wonder if she was using a cream or a soap? What brush? This could really redefine "wet" shaving.

If it was me I think I'd have used a tech and MWF...nice non agressive shave and good lubrication...
Greybeard
03-15-2010, 11:59 PM
A prime candidate for the Darwin awards.



- Peter
blackfoot
03-16-2010, 06:54 AM
I wonder if she was using a cream or a soap? What brush? This could really redefine "wet" shaving.

If it was me I think I'd have used a tech and MWF...nice non agressive shave and good lubrication...

And, no need for hot water. :thumbup1:
The Nid Hog
03-16-2010, 06:58 AM
I saw John Waters on TV once. He said that after seeing "Saving Private Ryan" he was inspired to make a film called "Shaving Ryan's Privates." I don't think that the financing ever came through.
raisindot
03-18-2010, 11:56 AM
Where is Serge when you need him?

(Hopefully someone here understands this)

Jeff in Boston
Rughi
03-18-2010, 12:14 PM
...Where is Serge when you need him?...

Driving the Mambo Taxi?

Roger
papa2cool
03-18-2010, 12:19 PM
You hear a lot on tv about the dangers of texting while driving, but nothing about shaving your privates while driving. Plus, how did this woman even get a drivers license?
JPM
03-18-2010, 01:24 PM
You hear a lot on tv about the dangers of texting while driving, but nothing about shaving your privates while driving. Plus, how did this woman even get a drivers license?

Perhaps she properly executed the 3-point shave during her exam. :w00t:
Jim B.
03-18-2010, 05:25 PM
Put down the razor and slide away from the steering wheel.
Tolduonce
03-18-2010, 05:56 PM
Hmmmm, maybe by marrying her off he gets out of paying alimony?

Or by killing her off maybe? Wondering if the car was t-boned on the driver's side.