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SpyvSpy
03-08-2010, 09:48 AM
So sitting eating my favorite food (Chinese) I was thinking "man,I could eat this all the time." which got me thinking if I were to have an everlasting torture it would have to be to eat lasagna and nothing but that for the rest of my life."

so gents what would your everlasting torture be? (doesn't have to be food related)
ajkimmins
03-08-2010, 10:00 AM
So sitting eating my favorite food (Chinese) I was thinking "man,I could eat this all the time." which got me thinking if I were to have an everlasting torture it would have to be to eat lasagna and nothing but that for the rest of my life."

so gents what would your everlasting torture be? (doesn't have to be food related)

Having to use a FUSION!!!!:angry::angry::angry:
bigstick
03-08-2010, 10:39 AM
man that's easy: listening to all my ex-girlfriends natter about what's wrong with me. ROTFLMAO
moodymick
03-08-2010, 01:33 PM
not being allowed to eat meat
PetersCreek
03-08-2010, 02:03 PM
Sitting next to someone at an endless lasagna dinner who is a lip smacker.
SpyvSpy
03-08-2010, 02:06 PM
Sitting next to someone at an endless lasagna dinner who is a lip smacker.

:lol:
luvmysuper
03-08-2010, 02:58 PM
A nasal drip with Lilac Vegetal out of a plastic bottle.
Timmy Dee
03-08-2010, 11:50 PM
Having to watch Two and a Half men, and during the commercial breaks, they show Sex and the City.
I'm sitting on an ergonomic kneel-chair, and my snack food is granola bars.
taprater
03-09-2010, 12:18 AM
Have to listen to modern rap 24/7
Mr. Imperial
03-09-2010, 08:46 AM
Watching a movie with Vince Vaughn and Ryan Reynolds whilst someone is simultaneously smacking their lips, drinking from styrofoam, and running their nails across a chalkboard. And then someone else is in the background trying to have a political conversation with me.
Tony_B
03-09-2010, 09:09 AM
Watching this dreadful advert from Go Compare http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiCSG3JrO2g, it or ones like it are on every advert break here in Blighty :cursing:
Duamuteffe
03-09-2010, 09:18 AM
Being trapped in a shower that sprays spiders instead of water while Rachel Ray reads the Twilight series out loud to me indefintitely.
Mr. Imperial
03-09-2010, 09:26 AM
Being trapped in a shower that sprays spiders instead of water while Rachel Ray reads the Twilight series out loud to me indefintitely.

Whoa. That just gave me chills.
Pumpkin
03-09-2010, 09:26 AM
it would have to be to eat lasagna and nothing but that for the rest of my life

What's wrong with lasagne? :lol:

Mine would have to be clothes shopping with a woman :scared:
holiday
03-09-2010, 09:30 AM
Shopping in a busy supermarket for eternity
taprater
03-09-2010, 09:40 AM
shopping in wal-mart on a saturday
moodymick
03-09-2010, 10:01 AM
Mine would have to be clothes shopping with a woman :scared:

Nah, that's better than going clothes shopping with another bloke:thumbdown At least with a woman in tow you have an excuse to be in the lingerie dept:w00t:
Alacrity59
03-09-2010, 04:09 PM
Being trapped in a shower that sprays spiders instead of water while Rachel Ray reads the Twilight series out loud to me indefintitely.

Yoikes!!! Edgar Alan Poe's great grandson is here . . . or Tim Burton's long lost brother.
chfair
03-09-2010, 11:49 PM
having to watch cable TV 24/7 after being told i was never allowed to eat meat again. :thumbdown
GFlanagan3
03-10-2010, 12:31 AM
Dennis Leary once said his was having to listen to "Shadow Dancing' for eons and eons and eons.
Duamuteffe
03-10-2010, 09:17 AM
Whoa. That just gave me chills.

And the really scary part is that I didn't spend any time thinking about it- I just read "forever punishment" and that was the instant mental image. :blink: