One hell of a moustache!

[Unknownsoldier]

Perhaps she needs a lady gillette? Or a power sander....... and acid.

[JPM]

Whoa! Get her a Feather and a Merkur HD!!

[Unknownsoldier]

That may not be enough........

She looks like Isa's friend on Stillgame......

[Pumpkin]

Brown paper bag? :lol:

[Unknownsoldier]

I'm thinking more along the lines of plastic bag and duct tape......... then bury in the woods.....


Do you think the husband has just woken up after a weekend in Vegas and thought, jesus what was I drinking last night.......... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Prince]

I don't want my wife to have more muscles than me, or a better 'stache. :lol:

[Unknownsoldier]

I don't want my wife to have more muscles than me, or a better 'stache. :lol:

LOL....... must be strange being a bloke and complaining about being scratched by your partners whiskers.....

[moodymick]

Doggy Fashion - Gods gift to the terminally 'rough'!

Mind you, according to SWMBO this works both ways - but at least i am well shaved!

[Unknownsoldier]

Doggy Fashion - Gods gift to the terminally 'rough'!

Mind you, according to SWMBO this works both ways - but at least i am well shaved!

At least you are meant to have hefty facial hair..... women I always thought weren't.....

Sent it to one of my friends and his reply was: "Burn it, burn it, only fire can cleanse it....." I'm guessing he's mentally scarred now....

Tom

[moodymick]

when i was a lad, i lived by the maxim 'who looks at the mantlepiece when poking the fire'.

It seems i have since grown up to be a man of maturity and discerning good taste.

[oscarbowman]

I didn't know Susan Boyle was married!

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