People Sale

[DunEdinRanger]

30% Off. They may still be overpriced.

[thirdeye]

Gzzzzzzzzzzz, didn't I already see this today????

[gollum83]

What kind of people are we talking about? :tongue:

[raisindot]

What kind of people are we talking about? :tongue:

Well, isn't it obvious? YOUR people. :laugh:

Jeff in Boston

[mkevenson]

" HOW MUCH is that PERSON in the window? The one with the wonderful head!:laugh: Oh My G-D, They're HEADLESS!!!!!

Myrtle, come see this.

[jadam318]

I could use a secretary/personal assistant. Do they sell those?

[airplanedoc]

Be careful, I have had known a few people that were over priced even with a 30% discount.

[RichGem]

I could use a secretary/personal assistant. Do they sell those?

I'd recommend avoiding the discount ones. You get what you pay for. :tongue_sm

[jadam318]

I'd recommend avoiding the discount ones. You get what you pay for. :tongue_sm

What are you saying?........


Is a personal assistant a Czardom tax write off?

[RichGem]

What are you saying?........


Is a personal assistant a Czardom tax write off?

Well, in the Czardom, assistants don't get assistants. If you need a secretary (I can't imagine why), you pay for him/her out of your own pocket.

[gollum83]

Well, in the Czardom, assistants don't get assistants. If you need a secretary (I can't imagine why), you pay for him/her out of your own pocket.

Yeah, the Jester's Office budget is pretty small. We barely have enough leftover after we pay your meager salary Adam to buy enough rubber chickens to last us the year.

[jadam318]

Well, in the Czardom, assistants don't get assistants. If you need a secretary (I can't imagine why), you pay for him/her out of your own pocket.

Wait....who said anything about paying? I thought this could work more like a slave situation. You know, a one time cost. Am I allowed to write grants for this?


Yeah, the Jester's Office budget is pretty small. We barely have enough leftover after we pay your meager salary Adam to buy enough rubber chickens to last us the year.

Oh, speaking of which, I'm out of whoopie cushions again. That creature that lives in the dungeon keeps reaching out and grabbing mine. Why does my desk have to be so close to the dungeon bars, again?

[gollum83]

Wait....who said anything about paying? I thought this could work more like a slave situation. You know, a one time cost. Am I allowed to write grants for this?

Assistants are basically slaves, duh. :001_rolle


Oh, speaking of which, I'm out of whoopie cushions again. That creature that lives in the dungeon keeps reaching out and grabbing mine. Why does my desk have to be so close to the dungeon bars, again?

Again? What the heck are you using so many of them for? Wait, don't answer that. The spares are in the janitor's closet we converted for storage purposes.

As for the desk, well I sure don't want to sit there. I'm pretty sure that thing has a taste for human flesh. Well that and you are technically the underling so you figure it out. :tongue_sm

[GFlanagan3]

I could use a secretary/personal assistant. Do they sell those?
Try a temp agen..wait what FOR it isn't like you do all that much around here!!!!!..well unless he/she had a mop....

Well, isn't it obvious? YOUR people. :laugh:

Jeff in Boston
your people? what does THAT mean? :mad3:


Gzzzzzzzzzzz, didn't I already see this today????
beats me...not my day to be in your head :lol::lol:


What kind of people are we talking about? :tongue: People brand people

[jadam318]

Again? What the heck are you using so many of them for? Wait, don't answer that. The spares are in the janitor's closet we converted for storage purposes.

As for the desk, well I sure don't want to sit there. I'm pretty sure that thing has a taste for human flesh. Well that and you are technically the underling so you figure it out. :tongue_sm

No, I told you. That creature keeps taking them. Anyway, thanks for telling me where the stash is.

[ouch]

I'll take two tall skinny ones and a fat one.

[jadam318]

Try a temp agen..wait what FOR it isn't like you do all that much around here!!!!!..well unless he/she had a mop....


Take it easy, rookie. I do more around here than you may realize. I just can't talk about all of it. :sneaky2:

[gollum83]

Take it easy, rookie. I do more around here than you may realize. I just can't talk about all of it. :sneaky2:

You do?

[jadam318]

You do?

As far as he knows.



How 'bout gettin' my back once in a while, boss?

[gollum83]

As far as he knows.



How 'bout gettin' my back once in a while, boss?

What's in it for me? :skep:

[GFlanagan3]

As far as he knows.



How 'bout gettin' my back once in a while, boss?

Ah HA!!!! BUSTED!!!

[gollum83]

Ah HA!!!! BUSTED!!!

Ease up on my lackey! :mad3:

[kimfella]

" HOW MUCH is that PERSON in the window? The one with the wonderful head!:laugh: Oh My G-D, They're HEADLESS!!!!!

Myrtle, come see this.
How much is that hound dog in the window?
The one with the basketball nose
You know what a basketball nose is?
....

[jadam318]

What's in it for me? :skep:

ahem......(see title below)


I've agreed to be your assistant, remember? Believe me, that takes up enough of my efforts to warrant you backing me up once in a while.

[gollum83]

ahem......(see title below)


I've agreed to be your assistant, remember? Believe me, that takes up enough of my efforts to warrant you backing me up once in a while.

Oh, I see! You believe you're entitled to back up, eh? Hmmm... alright, will this work?


Ease up on my lackey! :mad3:

[jadam318]

Oh, I see! You believe you're entitled to back up, eh? Hmmm... alright, will this work?

You know what, boss....that'll work! :thumbup1:

[DunEdinRanger]

What kind of people are we talking about? :tongue:


Young Urban Professionals in Hoboken, so you may price them accordingly.


Gzzzzzzzzzzz, didn't I already see this today????

This is the new improved, cropped version. :thumbup1:

[GFlanagan3]

Ease up on my lackey! :mad3:

lackey?:blink::blink:

[GFlanagan3]

Ease up on my lackey! :mad3:

lackey?:blink::blink: rhymes with tacky or did you mean ..nah too easy

[gollum83]

Young Urban Professionals in Hoboken, so you may price them accordingly.

Young urban professionals? Well no wonder they're 30% off!


lackey?:blink::blink: rhymes with tacky or did you mean ..nah too easy

Well I can't call him a minion by order of the Czar. :smartass:

[jadam318]

Well I can't call him a minion by order of the Czar. :smartass:

Plus, I'm not really functional as a minion. Minions do less thinking, I think.

[gollum83]

Plus, I'm not really functional as a minion. Minions do less thinking, I think.

That's not much of a concern anyway. You're paid below minimum wage to be funny not think. :001_tt2:

[jadam318]

That's not much of a concern anyway. You're paid below minimum wage to be funny not think. :001_tt2:

What a bargain I am! I think AND am funny!

[GFlanagan3]

What a bargain I am! I think AND am funny!

there you go thinking again :lol::lol:

[jadam318]

there you go thinking again :lol::lol:

What? I am funny, too. See? You're laughing. QED

[GFlanagan3]

What? I am funny, too. See? You're laughing. QED

XYZ! (and yes I know what QED means)

[gollum83]

there you go thinking again :lol::lol:

Yeah... *sigh*... I may have to lobotomize him if he gets too wily... :nonod:

[GFlanagan3]

Yeah... *sigh*... I may have to lobotomize him if he gets too wily... :nonod:

will you post it on youtube if you do?

[jadam318]

Yeah... *sigh*... I may have to lobotomize him if he gets too wily... :nonod:

Can you define "wily" for me, boss? I want to make sure I don't get anymore that.

[gollum83]

Can you define "wily" for me, boss? I want to make sure I don't get anymore that.

wily
adjective

a wily old rascal

shrewd, clever, sharp, sharp-witted, astute, canny, smart; crafty, cunning, artful, sly, scheming, calculating, devious; informal clueful, tricky, foxy; archaic subtle. antonym naive.

[jadam318]

wily
adjective

a wily old rascal

shrewd, clever, sharp, sharp-witted, astute, canny, smart; crafty, cunning, artful, sly, scheming, calculating, devious; informal clueful, tricky, foxy; archaic subtle. antonym naive.

That sounds like a bunch of good qualities for a jester in training to possess. :confused: Shouldn't you want me to be more wily?

[gollum83]

That sounds like a bunch of good qualities for a jester in training to possess. :cofused: Shouldn't you want me to be more wily?

Spelling is too! :lol:

[jadam318]

Spelling is too! :lol:

:glare:

[luvmysuper]

I'll take two tall skinny ones and a fat one.

If they are Binary people, that would be 6.


What kind of people are we talking about? :tongue:

These kind of people;

[kimfella]

How much is that hound dog in the window?
The one with the basketball nose
You know what a basketball nose is?
....
One that dribbles all over the place.

What no-one knew? Or no-one cared?:glare:

[luvmysuper]

One that dribbles all over the place.

What no-one knew? Or no-one cared?:glare:

A little bit like;

Man: Son, are you ignorant or just apathetic?

Kid: I don't know, and I don't care!

:lol::lol:

[RichGem]

A little bit like;

Man: Son, are you ignorant or just apathetic?

Kid: I don't know, and I don't care!

:lol::lol:


Umm, "facepalm" minus the "palm."

:001_rolle

[GFlanagan3]

Umm, "facepalm" minus the "palm."

:001_rolle

um Czar sir..that would leave 'face' :blink::blink: would you expl..oh nevermind I guess that is why I am not Czar...(but I want a J-O-B) :biggrin1:

[RichGem]

um Czar sir..that would leave 'face' :blink::blink: would you expl..oh nevermind I guess that is why I am not Czar...(but I want a J-O-B) :biggrin1:

Precisely my point... the facial expression of a facepalm without covering it up. It's like half-a-facepalm.

Now, as to this job, what services can you perform for the Czardom?

[luvmysuper]

Umm, "facepalm" minus the "palm."

:001_rolle

But... Face Palm without the palm is just face....
And I always thought Face Time was a GOOD thing.

[RichGem]

But... Face Palm without the palm is just face....
And I always thought Face Time was a GOOD thing.

see above.:001_cool:

[GFlanagan3]

Precisely my point... the facial expression of a facepalm without covering it up. It's like half-a-facepalm.

Now, as to this job, what services can you perform for the Czardom?

nearly anything :thumbup::thumbup: what do you require?

[RichGem]

nearly anything :thumbup::thumbup: what do you require?

You don't get the whole "application process," do you? :tongue_sm

[GFlanagan3]

You don't get the whole "application process," do you? :tongue_sm

why not just go to the top?

[RichGem]

why not just go to the top?

Because I have a security dept. for this sort of thing. Check in with Blake, give him your resume and he'll perform the necessary checks. Then, providing you pass that, he'll make recomendations to Jesse and I and we'll see from there.

[DunEdinRanger]

nearly anything :thumbup::thumbup: what do you require?


You don't get the whole "application process," do you? :tongue_sm

Perhaps we can start him as the Groveling - he who must grovel before the czar.

[RichGem]

Perhaps we can start him as the Groveling - he who must grovel before the czar.

An excellent idea. Once he passes security, of course.